Yeah, and it wasn't easy, either. The Audubon Society put me on their hit list. I was getting obscene phone calls from Marlin Perkins. We had to relocate every godamn last grouse, crow and chickadee to a kids' aviary next to the Woolco. You should see it.
Caddyshack (1980)
AL
A screenplay character in Caddyshack (1980).
- lines
- 2
- words
- 60
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 0.4%
- avg words / line
- 30
- shortest / longest
- 13 / 47
Sample dialogue
Yeah, and it wasn't easy, either. The Audubon Society put me on their hit list. I was getting obscene phone calls from Marlin Perkins. We had to relocate every godamn last grouse, crow and chickadee to a kids' aviary next to the Woolco. You should see it.
scene 27 — INT. CLUB BALLROOMI don't understand it -- I'm playing the worst game of my life.
scene 106 — EXT. THE TENNIS COURTS - MUSIC
Bookends
I don't understand it -- I'm playing the worst game of my life.