Boys this is Rose, Baum, Gurtle… Gurtle.
The Boondock Saints (1999)
MCGERKIN
A screenplay character in The Boondock Saints (1999).
- lines
- 5
- words
- 70
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 0.7%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 26
Sample dialogue
It’s self-imposed affirmative action. If we hire big, fat, angry lesbians, then the leftist groups representing big, fat angry lesbians, won’t think we’re violating their rights.
scene 3 — INT. NOLAND’S MEAT PACKING PLANT – 4:00 P.M. – SAME DAYFuck you Murphy.
scene 3 — INT. NOLAND’S MEAT PACKING PLANT – 4:00 P.M. – SAME DAYYou’ll be training her today, and do a good job.
scene 3 — INT. NOLAND’S MEAT PACKING PLANT – 4:00 P.M. – SAME DAYHey, those people can shut ya down. They’ll sue you into the ground claiming they were put under mental duress, inner pain. and sufferin’.
scene 3 — INT. NOLAND’S MEAT PACKING PLANT – 4:00 P.M. – SAME DAYBoys this is Rose, Baum, Gurtle… Gurtle.
scene 3 — INT. NOLAND’S MEAT PACKING PLANT – 4:00 P.M. – SAME DAY
Bookends
Fuck you Murphy.