I am Ivan Checkov. You will be closing now.

The Boondock Saints (1999)
CHECKOV
A screenplay character in The Boondock Saints (1999).
- lines
- 10
- words
- 137
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 1.3%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 5 / 29
Sample dialogue
I’m going to take him down to the dumpster and I’m going to shoot him in the head. Then I’m going to throw his dead body in the garbage.
scene 33 — INT. CONNOR AND MURPHY’S APT – EARLY NEXT MORNINGI make the offers, ass-hole.
scene 31 — INT. MCGINTY’S PUB – NIGHTYou! You stay. The rest of you go now.
scene 31 — INT. MCGINTY’S PUB – NIGHTTrash guys are coming in 10 minutes, gotta go.
scene 33 — INT. CONNOR AND MURPHY’S APT – EARLY NEXT MORNINGOh, how extraordinary. A bunch of Irishmen … and they are being drunken idiots. You are killing the stereotype. I’m in no mood for discussion.
scene 31 — INT. MCGINTY’S PUB – NIGHT
Bookends
I hope your conscience is clear, Irishman.