Well, Charles -- no one has made me money like you. Until your nerves went, you were a demon. It is just that... Winter River, Connecticut is, you'll forgive me, no fucking where. Why would I invest that kind of money to buy an old building way the hell up there?
Beetlejuice (1988)
MAXIE
A screenplay character in Beetlejuice (1988).
- lines
- 8
- words
- 142
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 1.3%
- avg words / line
- 18
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 51
Sample dialogue
Well, Charles -- no one has made me money like you. Until your nerves went, you were a demon. It is just that... Winter River, Connecticut is, you'll forgive me, no fucking where. Why would I invest that kind of money to buy an old building way the hell up there?
scene 80 — INT. MAXIE'S OFFICE - NIGHTPutz! Inter River? My ass.
scene 80 — INT. MAXIE'S OFFICE - NIGHTThen we own a whole town full of nowhere.
scene 80 — INT. MAXIE'S OFFICE - NIGHTYeah yeah, we'll think on it. Bye ya, Charles. You relax up there, ya hear?
scene 80 — INT. MAXIE'S OFFICE - NIGHTYes, Charles, let's cut the bullcorn. We're here to see ghosts. This whole ghost town museum and such like follows a train, if you've got the engine... so let's see your goddamned engine.
scene 122 — INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Bookends
Shhhh!