The noise in that kitchen. Noisy refrigerator, noisy faucets... We'll have to replace it all. I want no humming in the house.

Beetlejuice (1988)
CHARLES
A screenplay character in Beetlejuice (1988).
- lines
- 62
- words
- 827
- scenes
- 22
- dialogue
- 7.5%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 89
Sample dialogue
-- In short, I've got options to buy enough of Main Street to control the city council for a hundred years. And at the prices I'm talking about, if it all fell apart tomorrow, we just move out and sell to the Arabs and we still come out... I've talked to Ed Cornwall about a wax museum, here... in Thanksgiving Park... Ed's the man who made the talking Jesse Jackson statue. And I've got a museum dedicated to 50 Great Moments in the Paranormal -- and parenthetically, D-Con wants
scene 122 — INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHTHe's your cousin.
scene 98 — INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHTLydia. What the hell is the point of my moving up here if you people won't let me relax? Go help your mother.
scene 66 — INT. CHARLES' STUDY - DAYHere, take some cash and go do it. How's that? You want to stretch, don't you?
scene 92 — INT. CHARLES' OFFICE - DAY... Otho, could you actually... do something with them?
scene 106 — INT. ATTIC LANDING - NIGHT
Bookends
All right, that's enough. Can you stop this now?