HOW DO YOU TAME A LION THAT'S UNTAMEBLE? WHAT CAN YOU REALLY SAY TO A LOVER THAT'S DEAF? WHEN IS A HERO A COWARD AND A COWARD A HERO? THIS IS THE STORY OF RON BURGUNDY A TALE THAT WILL BE TOLD FOR CENTURIES TO COME GATHER ROUND YE CHILDREN, BEND IN EAR MY WAY. QUIT MESSIN AROUND AND LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY I'LL TELL YOU BOUT AN ANCHORMAN WHO FINALLY FOUND HIS WAY WHO LEARNED TO BE A REAL MAN AND HOW HE ROSE AND FELL AND ROSE AGAIN AND THEN HIS DOG GOT PUNTED INTO A RIVER.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
SONG
A screenplay character in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004).
- lines
- 2
- words
- 125
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 1.3%
- avg words / line
- 63
- shortest / longest
- 25 / 100
Sample dialogue
HOW DO YOU TAME A LION THAT'S UNTAMEBLE? WHAT CAN YOU REALLY SAY TO A LOVER THAT'S DEAF? WHEN IS A HERO A COWARD AND A COWARD A HERO? THIS IS THE STORY OF RON BURGUNDY A TALE THAT WILL BE TOLD FOR CENTURIES TO COME GATHER ROUND YE CHILDREN, BEND IN EAR MY WAY. QUIT MESSIN AROUND AND LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY I'LL TELL YOU BOUT AN ANCHORMAN WHO FINALLY FOUND HIS WAY WHO LEARNED TO BE A REAL MAN AND HOW HE ROSE AND FELL AND ROSE AGAIN AND THEN HIS DOG GOT PUNTED INTO A RIVER.
scene 102, source scene 103 — INT. RECORDING STUDIO© CAUSE YOU'LL BE SHOVELING SHIT IN BUMFUG INDIANA WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS THINKING WHY DID I MESS WITH THE LEGAL TEAM AT
scene 102, source scene 103 — INT. RECORDING STUDIO
Bookends
© CAUSE YOU'LL BE SHOVELING SHIT IN BUMFUG INDIANA WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS THINKING WHY DID I MESS WITH THE LEGAL TEAM AT