Ron, this is your mentor, Jess Moondragon. I heard you were going through a hard time and, well, I thought maybe you'd like to come on out to the house and see if we can make some damn sense of this.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
JESS MOONDRAGON
A screenplay character in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004).
- lines
- 17
- words
- 368
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 3.8%
- avg words / line
- 22
- shortest / longest
- 4 / 126
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
I was going to say something. The compound is just over the hill there. CUT TO: EXT. MOUNTAIN COMPOUND --TEN MINUTES LATER RON Alright fellas. This is just like in Nam back in 64'. I'm taking the point. Don't make a move til I give the go ahead. SERIES OF SHOTS: Showing the team mobilizing. 1) Ron giving hand signals, whistles and hoots. 2) Champ crawling on the ground with a knife in his mouth. 3) Brian running across the ground quietly and doing a forward roll into a crouching position behind a car. Immediately combs his hair. 4) Brick scales the back wall of the compound like a ninja. 5) Ron runs and bursts through the front door. SMASH CUT TO: INT. COMPOUND ~ CONTINUOUS
scene 91, source scene 92 — EXT. MOUNTAIN SIDE-~FIVE MINUTES LATERHello gentlemen! Everything's ready
scene 90, source scene 91 — EXT. NEAR DENSE FORREST-~-~- HALF AN HOUR LATERI wanna lick her privates.
scene 82, source scene 83 — EXT. BACK PORCHLook, I never knew why you looked up to me in the first place. I'm not such a great guy.
scene 82, source scene 83 — EXT. BACK PORCHI'm good. Now remember, this is dangerous terrain. Be smart and be brave Ron Burgundy.
scene 90, source scene 91 — EXT. NEAR DENSE FORREST-~-~- HALF AN HOUR LATER
Bookends
I was going to say something. The compound is just over the hill there. CUT TO: EXT. MOUNTAIN COMPOUND --TEN MINUTES LATER RON Alright fellas. This is just like in Nam back in 64'. I'm taking the point. Don't make a move til I give the go ahead. SERIES OF SHOTS: Showing the team mobilizing. 1) Ron giving hand signals, whistles and hoots. 2) Champ crawling on the ground with a knife in his mouth. 3) Brian running across the ground quietly and doing a forward roll into a crouching position behind a car. Immediately combs his hair. 4) Brick scales the back wall of the compound like a ninja. 5) Ron runs and bursts through the front door. SMASH CUT TO: INT. COMPOUND ~ CONTINUOUS