Nah, pretty standard Tuesday night. Got drunk, pissed in my car, woke up in a supermarket bathroom.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
CHAMP KIND
A screenplay character in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004).
- lines
- 62
- words
- 668
- scenes
- 31
- dialogue
- 7.0%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 38
source review flagged 6 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Ooooh, that was one crazy party. My piss was blue this morning. BRIAN FANTANA I think I got married at some point... Did I marry anyone in here last night? A pudgey looking EDITOR, 25, raises her hand.
scene 11, source scene 12 — INT. NEWS OFFICE- CONFERENCE ROOM -~- THE NEXT DAYThat's a lady!
scene 11, source scene 12 — INT. NEWS OFFICE- CONFERENCE ROOM -~- THE NEXT DAYListen to yourself Burgundy! You sound like a gay.
scene 13, source scene 14 — EXT. STREETS OF PORTLAND ~-- HALF HOUR LATERRon, this is our Pancake Breakfast. We do this every month.
scene 41, source scene 42 — INT. LOBBY --- THE NEXT DAYDrink til you wet your pants?
scene 56, source scene 57 — INT. HALLWAY OF NEWS OFFICES-THE NEXT DAY
Bookends
It's a new phrase I'm working on, instead of Whammy.