You coming to party tonight, Ostreicher, ya fuckface?

American Pie (1999)
STIFLER
A screenplay character in American Pie (1999).
- lines
- 54
- words
- 496
- scenes
- 18
- dialogue
- 5.8%
- avg words / line
- 9
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 51
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Dammit, Jim, get some fucking balls. If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick in your room, how are you ever gonna sleep with one? Now all you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the net, and tell me the address.
scene 68 — INT. EAST GREAT FALLS - LIBRARY - DAYThat junior chick?
scene 9 — INT. EAST GREAT FALLS - SENIOR LOCKERS - DAYYou actually said that?! Haaaah!!
scene 17 — INT. STIFLER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT - SAME TIMEHah! Central sucks!
scene 63 — EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD - DAYThis just got a hell of a lot better.
scene 111 — INT. STIFLER'S HOUSE - BROTHER'S BEDROOM - DAY - SAME TIME
Bookends
This way, sit.