Illegal channels? Shit, if there's any channel that should be illegal, it's whatever that women's channel is. Lifetime Supply of Pantyhose, or some shit.
American Pie (1999)
OZ
A screenplay character in American Pie (1999).
- lines
- 133
- words
- 1,087
- scenes
- 31
- dialogue
- 13%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 54
source review flagged 14 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
...I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important, it's our last game. And you know, Central almost beat us last time, so I really want to kick their ass, and it's like cool because we're gonna get to play at State, which means that after the game I might be able to stop by...
scene 142 — EXT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - COURTYARD, A BENCH - LATERSuck me, beautiful.
scene 16 — INT. CAR - NIGHTShut the fuck up.
scene 17 — INT. STIFLER'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT - SAME TIMEI'll do it.
scene 67 — INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - LITTLE AUDITORIUM - LATERKevin, it was just a --
scene 178 — INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - A CORNER OF THE GYM - NIGHT
Bookends
Fuck yeah we will.