I just want to know one thing. How the hell do you lose a 500 pound fish?!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
RIDDLE
A screenplay character in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994).
- lines
- 5
- words
- 118
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 1.6%
- avg words / line
- 24
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 81
Sample dialogue
All I care about is winning this Super Bowl! I want the players' heads in the right place. Shit, Roger, you've been in this game long enough, you know how superstitious players are. Our quarterback's been putting his socks on backwards since high school. And I got a lineman who hasn't washed his jock in two years because he thinks flies are lucky! I want that goddamn fish on the field Super Bowl Sunday! FIND THE FISH, OR FIND NEW JOBS!
scene 17, source scene 18 — INT. MIAMI DOLPHIN HEADQUARTERS - LATER THAT DAYOh, thank you very much, Mrs. Jacque Cousteau!
scene 17, source scene 18 — INT. MIAMI DOLPHIN HEADQUARTERS - LATER THAT DAYListen, personally, I don't give a good goddamn about a fish.
scene 17, source scene 18 — INT. MIAMI DOLPHIN HEADQUARTERS - LATER THAT DAYI just want to know one thing. How the hell do you lose a 500 pound fish?!
scene 17, source scene 18 — INT. MIAMI DOLPHIN HEADQUARTERS - LATER THAT DAY
Bookends
All I care about is winning this Super Bowl! I want the players' heads in the right place. Shit, Roger, you've been in this game long enough, you know how superstitious players are. Our quarterback's been putting his socks on backwards since high school. And I got a lineman who hasn't washed his jock in two years because he thinks flies are lucky! I want that goddamn fish on the field Super Bowl Sunday! FIND THE FISH, OR FIND NEW JOBS!