Arriving at the doorway of the hut, Sam looks inside. He see a
fifty-nine-year-old man in a white gown, crouched on the
floor.
This man, the FINAL MAN, is washing the feet of three young
women in white rags. Sam recognizes their faces as they look
up from their seated positions along the wood floor.
It's Troy, Fannie, and Mae. The girls in the White Rabbit.
SAM
Hello?
The Final Man turns and faces Sam. He remains sitting Indian-
style in the center of the straw hut. The three beautiful
young women sitting in a row along the wall.
FINAL MAN
Hello.
Silence. Sam waits for something to happen.
FINAL MAN
Can I help you?
SAM
Um... yeah.
The girls cock their inquisitive heads as Sam clears his
throat.
SAM
My friend Sarah was killed. These girls know something about it.
FINAL MAN
Why do you assume that?
SAM
I saw her taking things from Sarah's apartment.
Sam points at Troy. She smiles as his finger singles her out.
SAM
I found a code in their friend's song. I've been in the tunnels.
FINAL MAN
Alright.
The Final Man calmly pours several cups of tea into tiny
porcelain containers. He passes them out to the girls - taking
one for himself.
FINAL MAN
Please sit down. Drink with us.
Sam sits against the wall, staring at the man and his triad
harem.
SAM
I found a bunker down there. Some kind of shelter in case of a nuclear war.
TROY
It's not a shelter.
SAM
What is it then?
The Final Man places a small cup of tea on the floor in front
of Sam.
FINAL MAN
A tomb.
SAM
What?
Mae's face brightens with excitement. She looks to the Final
Man.
MAE
Was it ours?
The Man pats Mae on the leg - a comforting "I'll be with you
in a moment" gesture.
FINAL MAN
They're tombs. For kings... like me. Like Jefferson Sevence.
The girls begin to drink their tea.
SAM
Why would Jefferson Sevence need a tomb underneath the city?
The Final Man glances over at his Ascension Brides. He makes a
face to them - suggesting that Sam doesn't "get it". Troy
grins back in adoration.
SAM
A cemetery isn't good enough?
Sam glares at them all - growing more irritated with their
smug and holy demeanor.
FINAL MAN
It's not about burial. It's about ascension. We're not dying, we're being transported to another world. Somewhere better than this.
SAM
Are you talking about heaven?
FINAL MAN
You'd have to be a fool to think that poverty in this life equals wealth in the next. I'm talking about something exclusive and real. Our souls will be pulled from our bodies and carried through the unfathomable amniotic sac that holds us here and prevents us from true connection.
As the Final Man describes the birth-like barrier separating
him from his bliss, he tugs at his cheeks - the skin on his
face.
FINAL MAN
We will be beyond this universe and living together as kings without limitation. The pharoahs did it... great men throughout history have done the same.
Sam stares at the man, trying to make sense of it.
SAM
Are you dying?
The man shakes his head, smiling at the course of Sam's
ignorant interrogation.
FINAL MAN
I'm about to be sealed inside a tomb with my beautiful brides...
The Final Man waves his hand, presenting his future wives.
FINAL MAN
... and all my worldly treasures. We'll have delicious meals and wine and television and sex. Enough to last us for six months.
SAM
And then you die?
The Final Man gulps his tea in a single shot - setting the cup
back on the tray.
FINAL MAN
No. We wait to be ascended. Our souls and all the gold I've managed to collect will be transported.
(MORE)
FINAL MAN (cont'd)
Enough to buy ourselves a position of royalty in a world of perfection and beauty.
Sam stares in disbelief. This is madness of course.
FINAL MAN
Only the richest of men can afford this ceremony. I'm not even gonna tell you how many people you have to kill for just one man... and three women...
He glances back at his grateful brides.
FINAL MAN
... to reach the afterlife. The requirements for sacrifice are so specific... hair color, age, sex, tooth alignment, dietary habits, cancer formations... it takes a fortune and and an army to catalog these people and kill them according to ritual.
SAM
Who did you kill?
FINAL MAN
It's expensive to build a tunnel system and keep it hidden, but it costs even more to murder people and not be harassed about it. The infrastructure, the management, the bribery... all in the name of something holy and pure.
SAM
Did you kill Sarah?
The Final Man pulls a bamboo framed photo off the wall near
the doorway. He offers it up to Sam.
FINAL MAN
No one will find our chambers for a thousand years. Future men will understand that we were the modern kings. Rulers without statues or effigies.
Looking at the photo, Sam sees Jefferson Sevence in a white
gown - his arms around Sarah and her two roommates in white
rags. All sitting together within this very same straw shack.
Wide smiles across their faces. No fear or terror.
SAM
They were here?
Looking closer, Sam notices that Sarah's "How to Marry a
Millionaire" dolls are visible on the floor behind her.
SAM
Is Sarah alive?
FINAL MAN
She may have ascended already. I don't know.
Sam points downward - growing more disgusted and horrified
with each revelation.
SAM
She's in one of those tombs?
Fannie nods her head - a big smile of anticipation across her
face.
SAM
With Sevence?
FINAL MAN
Yes.
SAM
But they found his body.
FINAL MAN
They found another man's bones mixed with... most of Jefferson's teeth, some of his skin, and all the organs that he's able to live without.
Sam is taken aback - horrified by it all - a swirling sickness
in his head.
The white robed host and hostesses observe Sam as his
breathing changes - sweat forms on his skin.
FINAL MAN
(signaling quotation marks with his hands)
Did you think "heaven" was easy?
Sam looks down at his lap. He's unable to focus.
SAM
I never gave it much thought.
FINAL MAN
And what do you think now?
SAM
I think you're gonna bury yourself alive. You're gonna run out of food and you're gonna fucking eat each other and die. After that... I have no idea.
FINAL MAN
I doubt that it will be so grim, but even if it is... it'll be worth it.
The Final man looks around the room in disgust.
FINAL MAN
All this ugliness is just a cocoon.
Sam's eyes flare with anger. He's had enough.
SMASH!!
He pounds his fist into the wall, knocking several photos and
ceremonial statues to the floor.
The Final Man and his Brides are momentarily startled. They
watch Sam as he exhales deeply, regaining his composure.
MAE
(whispering to herself)
That's such an angry thing to do.
FINAL MAN
(calm)
What are you upset about?
SAM
I just... want to see Sarah.
FINAL MAN
Ok. Well... let's see if we can get her on the phone.
Spinning around in his seat, the Final Man opens up a bamboo
panel, revealing a flat-screen monitor and corded telephone
receiver. He presses some buttons and waits - listening into
to the earpiece.
SAM
They have a phone?
FINAL MAN
Incoming calls only. We've had problems in the past. People getting scared... trying to get out.
SAM
They're trapped?
The phone continues to ring - very quietly from the receiver.
Static on the screen.
FINAL MAN
(speaking in a half- whisper as one does when on the phone)
We wouldn't want to lose out on eternal life just because we might have a normal physical aversion to being buried underneath the earth. We're only human.
There's a light click - a voice on the line - unheard by us.
FINAL MAN
Hello, how are you?
(beat)
Uh huh. Ok good.
(beat)
Do you mind if I put you on video phone? A friend of yours is here. He wants to see you.
(beat)
Ok. Great.
The Final Man presses another button and the television
flickers on, revealing a beautiful young woman's face.
It is Sarah - looking straight at us through the video screen.
She appears calm, comfortably covered in a simple summer
dress, holding the telephone up to her cheek.
Behind her is a cavernous, brightly-lit living room. Rock
formations hang from the ceiling, alongside a diamond
encrusted chandelier.
One of Sarah's roommates, the Brunette, is sitting naked on a
lazy-boy chair - her legs propped up before a giant television
screen. She's brushing her teeth - spitting into a small
golden chalice.
Jefferson Sevence is sitting on the couch, nestled up against
Sarah's blond roommate.
They're watching an old episode of The Andy Griffith Show on
TV Land - sharing a bowl of popcorn.
A mountain of gold bars lines the far wall.
The Final Man hands Sam the telephone. He holds it up to his
ear.
SARAH
Hello?
SAM
Sarah? Can you hear me?
SARAH
Yeah. Hellooo.
SAM
I've been looking for you.
SARAH
Really?
SAM
Yeah.
SARAH
You hardly know me.
SAM
I know.
SARAH
Are you annoyed with me? You angry?
SAM
Do I sound angry?
SARAH
Kinda.
SAM
I just wanted to know what happened to you.
SARAH
Oh.
SAM
Do you really want to stay down there?
SARAH
Yeah.
SAM
You're gonna die down there. Is that what you want?
Sarah stares into the televison screen - deep in thought. Her
face displays a range of feelings. Joy. Fear. Doubt.
Sarah looks back at Jefferson and her roommates - all laughing
before the giant television.
SARAH
I'm gonna take this in the bedroom.
She holds the phone out towards her Brunette Roommate.
SARAH
Will you hang it up when I get in there?
BRUNETTE ROOMMATE
Sure.
The Brunette gets out of her chair and takes the phone as
Sarah exits our view.
The naked Brunette stands there. She half-listens into the ear
piece - bored - with her hand on her waist. A finger twists
the curly chord.
The Final Man looks over at Sam. He leans close and whispers.
FINAL MAN
(whispering to Sam)
Their chamber was covered with a mountain of concrete. It can't be opened. There's no point in upsetting the girl. Please be kind.
CLICK.
The screen switches to a view of an ornate underground bedroom. Sarah sits on the floor staring at the camera with the phone to her ear.
SARAH
I got it!
BRUNETTE ROOMMATE
Ok.
There's another CLICK as the Brunette hangs up the line.
Sarah looks up at the screen into Sam's eyes. Her voice is
softer now - an unsure whisper.
SARAH
(meek and quiet)
Do you think I made a mistake? Coming down here?
Sam looks at the Final Man before responding.
SAM
Maybe.
Sarah exhales with a vocal sigh, stretching her arm out in
frustration.
SARAH
Ehhhhhhh.
She shakes off the bad feelings.
SARAH
Well there's no getting out, so I may as well make the best of things, huh?
SAM
Yeah...
Sam looks away from the tv monitor and stares through the
doorway into the outside world.
SAM
Same here.
Sarah nods at the screen, fidgeting with her dress. Taking a
moment to herself.
SARAH
So... how are you doing?
SAM
Not great.
SARAH
Have you thought about getting another dog?
SAM
No.
SARAH
It might be good for you. A little unconditional love.
SAM
I'll think about it.
SARAH
Um... I should probably get going. I said I'd make dinner tonight. I have a million things to do.
SAM
Ok. Well enjoy your dinner.
SARAH
Thanks. Take care.
SAM
Bye.
Sarah places her receiver down as the Final Man turns off the
monitor. He takes the phone away from Sam.
FINAL MAN
Ok?
Sam nods. His face is pale. He picks up his cup of tea and
takes a sip.
Mae reaches out and holds hands with the other Ascension
Brides. She looks between them and the Final Man - now
ignoring Sam.
MAE
Last night... I had a vision of us making love beneath the earth, then swimming together naked in a dark pool. And that's when it happens... our bodies dissolve into light and every beautiful thought we've ever had forms around us and carries our souls through space to another world... and we're just laughing the whole time because we know that nothing can ever be wrong again.
Mae turns to Sam.
MAE
I wish you were coming with us.
Sam gulps the rest of his tea. He sets the cup onto the floor.
The Final Man looks over at Sam.
FINAL MAN
This isn't a world that anybody with any sense stays in or spends much time worrying about.
Sam watches as Fannie falls over into the lap of her nearby
friend.
FINAL MAN
Your goals... your dreams... the things that eat away your life before your eyes... you're living in a carnival, throwing plastic rings at oversized pop bottles hoping to win a prize...
Troy lays back against the wall and closes her eyes. Mae folds
into a little ball on the floor.
FINAL MAN
What do you win? A 2 week vacation? A new car? Maybe a little money to retire on? It's all a shitty, sawdust filled rabbit. The things you care about are useless where we're going.
Sam stares ahead as the Final Man slumps over, landing on the
girls' slack bodies. His head rests on Mae's thigh.
Sam tries to stand. He touches his face and stumbles to the
side. Falling down. His head on the wooden floor. Mouth agape.
Sam watches the orange sun cross the skyline beyond the trees.
It's beautiful outside.
Through the open doorway, Sam sees a grass-covered hatch open
in the middle of the field.
The Homeless King emerges from under the ground.
Calmly, he walks to the hut and stops at the entrance, looking
down at Sam.
The Homeless King leans on the door frame, back-lit against
the LA sun, posing like a mock-John-Wayne. Waiting. Patient.
Sam tries to lift his face.
SAM
How did you you know I was here?
HOMELESS KING
We smelled you.
SAM
Oh.
Sam rests his head on the cool wooden tile.
Everything goes black once more.