(MAR ‘92)
Holding a HEADSHOT of the Dwarf from the opening, Jordan
sits talking with Donnie, Robbie and Rugrat.
JORDAN
What if he gets hurt?
ROBBIE *
He’ll be wearing a helmet. Plus
they’ve got, like, superhuman
strength anyway.
DONNIE *
I did hear you're not supposed to *
make direct eye contact. If you *
look at them too long in their *
eyes they get freaked out - their *
wires cross. *
JORDAN *
I think there’s a limit to how far *
we can go... I mean we can throw *
shit at him and - *
DONNIE *
They have a lot of feelings. *
JORDAN *
There’s a specific thing that *
they’ll do - You can throw him at *
a dart board but if you want him *
to show his cock or - *
ROBBIE *
Yes, that’s what this guy does. *
RUGRAT *
That’s his gift. *
ROBBIE *
Can we also bowl with him? *
RUGRAT *
His brother is actually the *
bowler. *
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ROBBIE *
They strap a skateboard to him and *
throw him down an alley. *
RUGRAT *
They’re ornery, too, the little
pricks. You gotta be careful.
JORDAN
Get some tranq darts.
DONNIE
A little straitjacket. *
JORDAN *
What’s the liability on something *
like this?
RUGRAT *
That's a whole different thing. I *
can get on the phone with some *
people. I can talk to the *
insurance company and tell them *
exactly what we're going to do. *
But I think we go back to the same *
plan - loophole - if we don't *
really consider them people I *
think we are in the clear. *
DONNIE *
I think we should keep one in the *
office because I think they’re *
good luck. *
JORDAN *
Treat it like the fuckin' thing it *
is. He's coming in. We're paying *
him for something. Treat him with *
respect. And you just shake his *
hand like you don't even think *
anything's wrong. *
DONNIE *
You just look like something else *
is going on. *
RUGRAT *
You don’t look at his eyes. *
DONNIE *
Say “thank you for being here”. *
ROBBIE *
You don’t turn your back on him. *
It’s a sign of disrespect. *
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DONNIE *
If you want a cracker or something *
- I’m gonna have some treats in my *
pocket. I want to be in a strip *
club with you guys. Literally pull *
out a brief case and have a little *
fuckin' guy pop out of there. You *
know how much fuckin' pussy you *
get? *
JORDAN *
The point is get it out. *
DONNIE *
Get the jokes out now. Get the *
fuckin’ jokes out now. *
JORDAN *
You’re gonna fuck it up. Purge all *
this shit right now. *
DONNIE *
That’s what I’m saying - *
JORDAN *
When he comes in the room, I want *
him to feel like a human being - *
DONNIE *
Business. Business. It’s fuckin’ *
business, bro. *
JORDAN *
I want him to feel just like a *
normal human being. Cause you know *
- like one of us. One of us. *
DONNIE *
Like he’s an actual human being. *
One of us. *
JORDAN *
Gobble, gobble we accept you, one *
of us! One of us! *
ALL *
One of us. *
Janet pokes her head in. *
JANET
Your dad’s coming. With the American Express bill.
JORDAN
Can you stop him?
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JANET
Fuck you, you stop him.
The guys straighten up and head to desk, settle in. Max *
blows in past her, waving a 3-inch-thick bill:
MAX
$430,000 dollars in one month!! Four-hundred-and-thirty-thousand dollars in one month!!
JORDAN
Hello, Father. *
(Max’s expression doesn’t budge)
They’re business expenses. Just * relax. *
The guys titter at “business expenses.”
MAX
If you bastards don't wipe those smug fucking looks off your faces, I swear to God I'm gonna wipe ‘em off for you!
(back to Jordan)
Are you insane?
ROBBIE *
Actually, Max, my portion of the
bill is hardly anything, so I’m on
the same page as you --
MAX
Shut the fuck up, Feinberg, you only have a portion because of my son, you worthless twerp!
DONNIE
(chuckles)
Twerp.
MAX
You zip it, too, Azoff, those boiling teeth of yours are hurting my fucking eyes!
(turning to Jordan)
My own son! From my very loins! What do you think this is? *
JORDAN
Will you calm down --
MAX
You don't think there's any end in sight, do you? It's all one giant party to you schmendricks!
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MAX (CONT'D)
(holds up AMEX bill)
$26,000 for one dinner!!
JORDAN
Donnie ordered sides.
DONNIE
Yeah, that was... Sorry.
MAX
(glowering)
What is EJ Entertainment? What is EJ Entertainment?!
JORDAN
(restraining a grin)
You tell me, Dad.
MAX
It’s a goddamn prostitution ring is what it is!!
Jordan feigns shock, turns to Donnie: did you know it was
a prostitution ring?!
DONNIE
Doesn’t the IRS allow for T&A?
MAX
It’s T&E and stop fucking with me! What kind of hookers take credit cards, anyway?!
Jordan takes the bill, starts flipping through it.
JORDAN (V.O.)
In Stratton parlance, there were three kinds of hookers. There were blue chips, the top of the line. Model material. They were priced between $300 and $500 and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did.
77A A “BLUE CHIP” HOOKER FLOATS THROUGH, SURROUNDED BY *77A
STRATTON BROKERS. *
JORDAN (V.O.)
Then came NASDAQs, who were pretty, but not great, usually in the two to three hundred dollar range.
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77B A “NASDAQ” HOOKER DANCES THROUGH BULLPEN. STRATTON *77B
BROKERS WATCH. *
JORDAN (V.O.)
Finally there were pink sheets, skanks, the bottom of the barrel.
77C A “PINK SHEET” HOOKER, COVERED IN TATTOOS, IS ON ALL *77C
FOURS AS SEA OTTER RIDES HER LIKE A PONY. *
JORDAN (V.O.)
They usually cost a hundred or less, and if you didn't wear a condom, you'd get a penicillin shot the next day and pray your dick didn't fall off.
77D THE ABOVE-MENTIONED “PINK SHEET” HOOKER SITS ON A STOOL, *77D
AS SEA OTTER FUCKS HER. *
JORDAN (V.O.)
Not that we didn’t fuck them, too. Believe me, we did.
Behind him, the other guys wait their turns. *
77E BACK TO SCENE 77E
Max continues to steam so Jordan ushers Robbie, Rugrat
and Donnie out the door.
JORDAN
Give us a minute, will you, guys?
He closes the door, then stretches a bit, exaggeratedly,
letting out a little moan.
MAX
What’s the matter?
JORDAN
Nothing, just... My back’s been killing me. Pain shooting down my leg. Not to worry, it’ll pass.
MAX
What do the doctors say?
JORDAN
Doctors, what do they know? I’m on like twenty different medications.
(re: the Amex bill)
Look, I know it's hard for you to make sense of these expenses, but there's a method here, okay? *
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Max waits to hear it; Jordan gestures to the bullpen *
MAX
And you have to lead by example, is that it?
(Jordan nods)
I’m tellin’ ya, kid, one of these days... one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to * roost.
JORDAN *
In order to keep these guys *
working, I gotta keep ‘em *
spending. I need to keep them *
chasing the dream. You flash some *
cash, they do the same. It keeps *
them motivated. *
MAX *
Pissing away money? That’s what *
motivates you kids? *
JORDAN *
I could afford to pay them more, *
but then they wouldn't need me as *
much. And as long as they need me *
they'll always fear me. I know it *
sounds crazy. *
MAX *
Crazy? This... is obscene. *
He turns and exits. Jordan watches him go, thinking.
JORDAN (V.O.)
It was obscene -- in the normal world. But who wanted to live there?