Two expert SWORDSMEN are locked in mortal combat. SIR ALEC OF
TRENT is dressed in the finery of the English Court, with a red
rose in his tunic. THE BLACK HAWK is dashing in form-fitting
black, a thin mask over his eyes. Trevor Sinclair.
The Black Hawk backs Sir Alec into a stone column and knocks
his weapon to the floor. Sir Alec finds himself with the
glittering point of the Hawk's sword pressed at his throat.
SIR ALEC
What, kill me as I stand? I thought you were a sporting man.
BLACK HAWK
True. I would hate to stain my legend on a villain such as you.
Smiling, the Black Hawk shifts the point of his sword to the
rose on Sir Alec's tunic. He flicks the rose into the air. It
sails into the hands of a beautiful NOBLEWOMAN.
The Black Hawk flips Sir Alec's weapon back into his hand with
the toe of his boot. The duel resumes.
The Black Hawk pursues Sir Alec up the winding stone stairway.
At the top, THREE GUARDS appear. TWO MORE GUARDS advance up the
stairway, blocking the Hawk's escape.
SIR ALEC
You should have killed me when you had the chance! Prepare to die, that we may learn the true identity of the Black Hawk!
BLACK HAWK
Why wait?
He rips his mask off. A collective GASP from the noblemen.
A NOBLEMAN
It's Sir Reginald!
BLACK HAWK
None other!
Sir Reginald thrusts out with his sword, stabbing Sir Alec. As
Sir Alec falls to the castle floor below, his troops rush Sir
Reginald, who grabs a lanyard anchoring a chandelier and swings
in a graceful arc to the banquet table below.
He sweeps up a goblet of wine and downs it in one gulp. The
noblewoman rushes to his feet.
NOBLEWOMAN
Oh Prince, would dat you drink'a my lips so deep!
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
Cut, cut, CUT!
The place instantly becomes a movie set. The director descends
on the noblewoman.
DIRECTOR
Honey, you're a lady of the Court, not a barfly from Philly!
SIR ALEC
Victor, how many times we gonna do this?
DIRECTOR
Now look, acting is acting like you're not acting. So act -- but don't act like you're acting, get me?
ANGLE OVER to Jenny and Irma, who are both dressed as servant
extras. Irma rolls her eyes.
IRMA
Boy oh boy, is she a block of wood. Your audition was so much better.
JENNY
Irma, everyone's audition was better.
IRMA
I hear tell she's the producer's, uh, "niece." So to speak.
JENNY
So she gets to play a scene with Trevor Sinclair...while we play background scenery. I love Hollywood.
CLIFF
wanders onto the sound stage past a group of costumed extras.
He looks around, trying to adjust to the gloom.
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
All right, everybody back to first positions! Let's see if we can get it right this time!
Cliff looks for Jenny, tripping over cables and bumping into C-
stands. This is an alien place to him, as strange as the moon.
A.D.
QUIET ON THE SET! WE'RE ROLLING!
CLAPPER BOY
Sword of the Hawk, scene 114, take 28!
DIRECTOR
And...action!
We hear CLASHING SWORDS and SCUFFLING FEET. SCENE CONTINUES
O.S. as Cliff wanders the dark labyrinth of set walls and
equipment. He finds himself in another room of the castle.
ON THE SET
NOBLEMAN
It's Sir Reginald!
SINCLAIR
None other!
Sir Alec falls. Sir Reginald swings and sweeps up his goblet of
wine. Everyone on the set has their eyes on the blonde from
Philly, praying to God she gets it right this time.
Sinclair drinks. The director is out of his chair with suspense,
eyes glued to the blonde as she dashes to the table --
CLIFF
leans against a stone wall only to discover it's nothing but a
plyboard flat that topples slowly.
ON THE SET
The girl from Philly says her line. This time, to everyone's
amazement, she's fantastic:
NOBLEWOMAN
Oh my Prince, would that you drink of my lips as deeply!
The director and crew are coming out of their skins with joy as
Sir Reginald leaps off the table into the midst of the palace
guards. Suddenly --
GRIP
HEADS UP!
-- the castle wall tears loose. People dive out of the way as
it splits and topples to the floor. Cliff turns slowly around
and finds about a hundred people staring at him.
CLIFF
Uh...sorry. Is Jenny here?
The director knows if he loses it now it means a stroke for
sure, so instead he forces a big smile. Painfully calm.
DIRECTOR
Jenny?
(looks around)
Is there a Jenny here?
Jenny raises her hand. She'd like to crawl into a hole and
hide. The director motions Cliff in her direction -- please, be
my guest. Cliff walks toward her.
DIRECTOR
(to camera crew)
Cut.
SINCLAIR
is helped to his feet by a swarm of crew members. He deflects
their concern with good humor:
SINCLAIR
I'm all right, I'm fine. Never let it be said that a Trevor Sinclair performance failed to bring down the house!
Everyone laughs. The A.D. goes to the sprawled Sir Alec.
A.D.
Charlie, you can get up now... Charlie?
Charlie groans and rolls over.
A.D.
Somebody call the nurse! Charlie's been stabbed!
The crew rushes over. Sinclair and the director push their way
through the crowd. Sinclair kneels by the wounded man.
SINCLAIR
Charlie, my God, forgive me. I had no idea!
CHARLIE
(gurgling, in pain)
Was I stealing the scene?
Sinclair jumps to his feet and takes charge:
SINCLAIR
John, use my car and driver! Get Charlie to Queen of Angels!
(to the nurse)
Gladys, you ride along with him. I'll have my personal physician meet you there!
A flurry of activity. Sinclair pulls the director aside.
DIRECTOR
Trevor, I'm sorry.
SINCLAIR
Next time, find me a worthy adversary. As for -- "Jenny" is it? -- I want that bitch banned from the lot.
Sinclair waves warmly at somebody and moves off. The director
motions for his A.D.
CLIFF AND JENNY
CLIFF
I feel bad about last night. I came to see if we could patch things up.
JENNY
By knocking down half the castle wall? What do you do for an encore?
CLIFF
Look, you're always saying you're the last to know! Well, I came to tell you something. It's important.
JENNY
So's this acting job!
CLIFF
Acting? Honey, c'mon, you're walking through scenery!
JENNY
That's not fair! This is a good job. The director thinks I've got talent.
CLIFF
Then why didn't you get the part?
A.D.
(approaches)
Everybody was told no visitors on the set. You're off the picture.
Jenny shoots Cliff a furious look, then storms off. Cliff races
after her. He catches up to her in front of a free-standing
section of castle wall and whirls her around.
JENNY
You got me fired!
CLIFF
In a couple of weeks it won't even matter. Peevy and I got something up our sleeves, a sure-fire deal! It's a whole new way to fly... without a plane.
JENNY
Oh?
CLIFF
I'm on the level. We got our hands on this gizmo. It's like a rocket. You strap it to your back and fly like a bird. I tell you, this'll put us on Easy Street.
JENNY
Great. Drop me a card when you get there. Just leave me out of it!
She stomps away as TWO GRIPS enter and grab the section of
wall. Cliff checks his watch and hurries off. The grips lift
the section of wall and carry it away --
-- revealing Trevor Sinclair in his canvas chair, stunned by
what he's overheard. He ditches his cigarette, tosses his copy
of Variety, and lunges from his chair. He races after Cliff,
who is striding away with his back to us.
Sinclair is slowed down by the chaos of the sound stage. Cliff
keeps wiping from view as actors, crew, and set pieces cross in
front of Sinclair. Sinclair plows through the confusion, trying
to keep Cliff in sight, but obstacles keep appearing in his
path. A stuffed horse wearing battle armor is wheeled before
him. He fights his way around it.
Cliff is nowhere to be seen. He's vanished.
Sinclair runs to the open sound stage door. He looks up and down
the street. No Cliff. Damn it! He rushes back to --
THE SET
-- where the castle wall is being hoisted into place. Jenny is
gathering up her stuff when the director sees her.
DIRECTOR
Hey! Honey! Yeah, you! I thought you got your marching orders! Get the hell off my set!
SINCLAIR
(arriving)
Victor, you were young once. Mistakes do happen. Can't you find it in your heart to give the lady another chance?
(winning smile)
Please? For me?
The director pauses. Surprised at first, then figuring he's
been had. He gives Sinclair a big smile.
DIRECTOR
Trevor...anything for you.
THE DIRECTOR
turns and mutters to his A.D.:
DIRECTOR
Son of a bitch set me up so he could score points with the toots.
JENNY AND SINCLAIR
JENNY
Mr. Sinclair, what a pleasure to meet you.
SINCLAIR
The pleasure is entirely mine.
He kisses her hand, every bit the European gentleman. Jenny is
in a daze -- until she gets prodded in the ribs by Irma.
JENNY
Oh. This is my friend Irma.
Sinclair has trouble taking his eyes off Jenny.
SINCLAIR
Hello, Irma.
IRMA
(beaming)
Charmed, I'm sure.
Irma does a graceful fade, but stays in Jenny's line of sight,
frantically pointing at Sinclair and wildly mouthing the words
"Trevor Sinclair!" Jenny keeps her composure.
SINCLAIR
Please don't think me forward, but I couldn't help noticing you earlier.
JENNY
You and everybody else.
SINCLAIR
No, it's your face. It captures the light in an extraordinary way. Have they asked you to read for the part of the Saxon Princess?
Behind Sinclair, Irma is becoming progressively more unglued
and egging Jenny on. Jenny keeps a poker face.
JENNY
Why...no.
SINCLAIR
Well, I'll see that they do. I think you'd be marvelous.
JENNY
Mr. Sinclair, I don't know how to thank you.
SINCLAIR
You can start by calling me Trevor. And then you can agree to dine with me this evening.
Irma's eyes bug out. She mimes a scream. Jenny doesn't blink.
SINCLAIR
I have a regular table at the South Seas Club. Unless you're bored with the South Seas...
JENNY
Why, no...I think it's divine.
SINCLAIR
I can count on you then?
Irma is coming out of her skin, mouthing: "YES! YES!"
JENNY
Of course. I'd love to, Mr. Sin--
(off his look)
Trevor.
Irma goes nuts, miming a heart attack. Sinclair glances back,
but Irma instantly snaps into a composed posture and gives him
a warm smile.
SINCLAIR
Well, tonight then.
Off he goes. Irma rushes to Jenny.
IRMA
Oh, honey, the South Seas Club! With Trevor Sinclair!
A.D.
All right, let's have atmosphere on the set! Move it!
CUT TO:
Irma is coming out of her skin, mouthing: "YES! YES!"
BETTY
Of course. I'd love to, Mister --
He gives her a look.
BETTY
(continuing)
Trevor.
Irma goes nuts, miming a heart attack. Sinclair glances
back, but Irma instantly snaps into a composed posture and
gives him a warm smile.
SINCLAIR
Well, tonight then.
Off he goes. Irma rushes to Betty.
IRMA
Oh, honey, the South Seas Club! With Trevor Sinclair!
A.D.
Hey, you two! I called for atmosphere. Move it!
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