"THE HOLDOVERS" (2023)

WRITTEN BYDavid Hemingson

STATS108pages141scenes17,941words65%dialogue share55characters

Dialogue share

  • dialogue10,82065%
  • action5,81935%
  • formatting, excluded1,302

Scenes

location
  • INT 96
  • EXT 45
time
  • DAY 73
  • NIGHT 22
  • DAWN 1
  • DUSK 3
  • CONT 12
  • UNKNOWN 30

SCREENPLAY PROFILE

On the page

This page presents the The Holdovers (2023) screenplay, written by David Hemingson, as 141 navigable scenes across 108 pages. Search the text, isolate a character’s dialogue, or link directly to any scene.

start reading

1

INT. CHAPEL - DAY

source 2

Six BOYS, all in coat and tie, all holding hymnals, stand by a CHRISTMAS TREE, listening attentively to a CHOIRMASTER.

CHOIRMASTER
In the beginning, there was the word. So let’s begin with the text, shall we?

The Choirmaster gives each boy his note, and the choir begins to sing “OH LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM.” It’s beautiful.

2

EXT. BARTON, MASS. - DAY

source 3

Snow falls on a working-class New England town in decline. Taverns, churches and weather-beaten houses taper off toward a shuttered textile mill close to a river.

3

EXT. BARTON ACADEMY - DAY

source 4

Gothic spires and Georgian buildings. Ivy League romance, writ small.

4

INT. CHAPEL - DAY

source 5

As the last note rings out, the Choirmaster smiles at his young charges and critiques their performance, ending with...

CHOIRMASTER
Very good. Excellent.
5

EXT. QUAD - DAY

source 6

Boys hurry across the frigid campus. A few of them toss a football as they hustle to class.

6

EXT. MAIN HALL - DAY

source 7

DANNY, a custodian, shovels the walkway, trying to keep pace with the storm. He stops to catch his breath and stares at the sky.

7

EXT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - DAY

source 8

Establishing. A single light shines in a top-floor window.

8

INT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - PAUL’S ROOM - DAY

source 9

A narrow room, blue with smoke and crowded with books. Classical music on the radio. Out the window, snow continues to fall.

PAUL HUNHAM, a heap of rumpled corduroy, grades exams at his desk, pipe wedged between his teeth.

PAUL
Philistines. Lazy, vulgar, rancid little Philistines.

Exhausted by the mediocrity, Paul drops his pencil and lights his pipe. As he glances at a whiskey bottle, we see that one eye veers dramatically to the left.

WOMAN’S VOICE (O.S.) Mr. Hunham?

PAUL
I’m busy right now!

WOMAN’S VOICE (O.S.) Dr. Woodrup asked to see you.

9

INT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - HALLWAY - DAY

source 10

Paul opens the door to find MISS CRANE, a bright-eyed, middle- aged secretary, holding a plate with a napkin over it.

PAUL
What does he want?
MISS CRANE
I think it’s about Christmas break.
PAUL
I’ll see him presently.

Paul starts to close the door. Miss Crane doesn’t move.

PAUL (CONT’D)
(re: plate)
What’s that?
MISS CRANE
Christmas cookies. I made them for the faculty. Well, not all the faculty. Anyway, these are for you.

She smiles, lipstick on her teeth. He takes the plate, nods and closes the door.

“TIME HAS COME TODAY” by The Chambers Brothers crackles onto the soundtrack as we go to --

10

INT. STUDENT DORMITORY - HALLWAY - DAY

source 11

The song blares from a portable record player as a scrum of Boys shout and shove, dressing -- oxford, tie, blazer -- as they get ready to go home. One emerges from the shower at the end of the hall.

11

INT. STUDENT DORMITORY - DORM ROOM - DAY

source 12

ANGUS TULLY, 17, hurriedly packs the suitcase atop his bed. He retrieves a PHOTOGRAPH from his nightstand drawer and slips it into his suitcase.

Knucklehead DOUG CRANDALL approaches, brushing his teeth, and plucks a BLACK SPEEDO from the suitcase.

CRANDALL
Hey, Tully, what’re you doing with women’s underwear?
ANGUS
(snatching it back)
It’s the same swimsuit James Bond wears in “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.” Can’t get more masculine than that.
CRANDALL
Why don’t you just wear cut-offs?

Crandall spits in the sink. Angus rinses it away.

ANGUS
‘Cause I’m going to St. Kitts. I’m not going to be the only dickhead on the beach in cut-offs.
CRANDALL
Oooh, look out everyone. Tully’s going to St. Kitts. They still look like panties.

Crandall walks away, still brushing his teeth.

ANGUS
Yeah, you’re right, Crandall, you caught me. It’s your mother’s panties. Tell her thanks for the good times.

Hostile TEDDY KOUNTZE, 16, comes by in his robe.

KOUNTZE
Hey, Tully, where are my cigarettes?
ANGUS
Your cigarettes?
KOUNTZE
You stole my fucking cigarettes.
ANGUS
I resent that baseless accusation.
KOUNTZE
Cut the shit. I have no cigarettes, and Briggs says you suddenly have five of them to trade for a skin mag.
ANGUS
I don’t indulge in pornography. I get enough of the real thing. Especially with Crandall’s mom!

HANS HARRIMAN approaches with a small bag of pot.

HARRIMAN
Kountze, ten dollars is too much for this. Looks more like a nickel bag.
ANGUS
Yeah, don’t buy that, Harriman. He’s ripping you off. Plus, that’s ditch weed.
KOUNTZE
Fuck you, Tully. This shit’s premium weed.
(MORE)
KOUNTZE (CONT’D)
And unlike you, I’m stuck here, so it’s gotta last me through Christmas.
ANGUS
Yeah, take pity on him, Harriman. He’s a poor little Christmas orphan with nowhere to go. Little Christmas orphan needs his pot and porn.
12

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

source 13

Head cook MARY LAMB leads half a dozen KITCHEN WORKERS toiling over an industrial-sized range, stirring oatmeal, scrambling eggs and frying bacon.

MARY
Ten minutes, ladies. Ten minutes!

Mary glances up from her work to notice the snow falling outside the window.

13

EXT. QUAD - DAY

source 14

Bundled up against the cold in a time-worn duffle coat, pipe between his teeth, Paul briskly crosses the snowy campus. Boys race past him toward the dining hall.

14

INT. DINING HALL - DAY

source 15

A grand room -- high ceiling, animal trophies -- teeming with hungry boys.

AT THE MASTERS’ TABLE

Professors ROSENSWEIG and ENDICOTT eat breakfast.

ROSENSWIEG
I can’t believe you got out of it.
ENDICOTT
Luck of the Irish.
ROSENSWIEG
I thought this was your year.
ENDICOTT
It was. I told Woodrup my mother has lupus.
ROSENSWIEG
Does she?
ENDICOTT
I don’t know. Probably. We don’t talk about those things.
ROSENSWIEG
So who’s getting stuck with it?
ENDICOTT
Who do you think?

Endicott glances at an empty chair.

ROSENSWIEG
That poor walleyed bastard.
15

INT. HEADMASTER’S OFFICE - DAY

source 16

Large and stately. Portraits of past headmasters.

Paul stands before an acre of desk. DR. HARDY WOODRUP, late 40s, sits writing a list and smoking. His wardrobe may be Brooks Bros, but his beard says 1970.

Paul’s eyes settle on a crystal bottle of COGNAC tied with ribbon.

DR. WOODRUP
(noticing)
Remy Martin, Louis XIII. Christmas gift from the Board of Trustees.
PAUL
How generous of them.
DR. WOODRUP
Thank you again for doing this, Hunham. I wouldn’t have asked if it weren’t an emergency.
PAUL
Mr. Endicott’s mother. Right. What a tragedy.
DR. WOODRUP
It’s not as though you had plans to leave campus anyway. And of course there’s a nice little bonus in it for you.
PAUL
Well. Non nobis solum nati sumus, I suppose.

Woodrup looks at him.

PAUL (CONT’D)
“Not for ourselves alone are we born.”
DR. WOODRUP
I’m guessing that’s Cicero.
PAUL
Cicero, yes. Very good, Hardy. You remembered.

Woodrup absorbs Paul’s “praise,” then finishes writing and hands over a LIST. Paul swivels his head to read it.

DR. WOODRUP
There will be just four boys holding over this year.
PAUL
Oh yes. I know a couple of these reprobates.
DR. WOODRUP
Let’s be a little more... elastic in our assessment, shall we? It’s hard enough for them to be away from home on the holidays.
PAUL
Latitude is the last thing these boys need.
DR. WOODRUP
Paul, at your core you’re an excellent teacher, but your approach to the students is rather... traditional.
PAUL
The school was founded in 1797. I thought tradition was our stock in trade.
DR. WOODRUP
Then let’s call it hidebound. You know, unwavering, resistant to --
PAUL
Yes, yes, yes - I know what “hidebound” means. Look, I get it. You’re still angry that I failed Jordan Osgood.
DR. WOODRUP
Senator Osgood was very upset when Princeton rescinded Jordan’s acceptance, yes. And I’ve continued to have to deal with the fallout.
PAUL
Hardy, are we supposed to let these boys skate by as long as daddy builds a new gymnasium?
DR. WOODRUP
Of course not. That’s not who we are. But we can’t be ignorant of politics.
PAUL
That boy is too dumb to pour piss out of a boot. A genuine troglodyte.
DR. WOODRUP
Jesus Christ, Paul. He was a legacy and the son of one of our biggest donors. Ever think his dad might be expecting a little consideration for his dollar?
PAUL
And he got it -- a first-class education for his son. Come on, Hardy.
(gesturing at a portrait)
As Dr. Green used to say, our one true purpose is to produce young men of good character --
DR. WOODRUP
-- I don’t care what Dr. Green used to say --
PAUL
-- and we cannot sacrifice our integrity on the altar of their entitlement.

Hardy rubs the bridge of his nose. This bullshit again.

PAUL (CONT’D)
I’m just trying to instill basic academic discipline. That’s my job. Isn’t it yours?
DR. WOODRUP
It was, until I became headmaster and saw that it’s not so simple to keep the damned school afloat. I begged you -- begged you -- to give the kid a C-minus.
PAUL
There are instructors here who will do that. I am not one of them.
DR. WOODRUP
Here’s the manual and a full set of keys. Everything you need to know is in there. Your only task is to ensure the boys’ absolute safety and good condition. And at least pretend to be a human being. Please. It’s Christmas.

Paul fixes him with a sour stare.

16

INT. PAUL’S CLASSROOM - DAY

source 17

Ten Boys impatiently await their teacher -- among them Angus, who checks his watch and looks --

OUT THE WINDOW
-- where JASON SMITH, 18, a handsome senior with long blonde hair, plays catch football with a BUDDY. A half-dozen other SENIORS, all smoking and cool as shit, look on.
ANGUS
Fuck this half-day bullshit! I’ve got things to do. Where the hell is Walleye?
KOUNTZE
Probably jerking off into the cobb salad.

Pimply CARTER CROCKER turns to Kountze, alarmed.

CROCKER
Why would he do that?
KOUNTZE
Because he’s Walleye. Who knows what that foul-smelling freak does?
CROCKER
But you went straight to the Cobb salad. I mean, do you know something? Because I eat the Cobb salad.

Paul bursts through the door, blue books in hand.

PAUL
Your final exams, gentlemen.

Whistling happily, Paul drops exam after exam onto the Boys’ desks. They stare with queasy disbelief at the parade of Cs, Ds and Fs. Angus, however, got a B+.

PAUL (CONT’D)
I can tell from your faces that many of you are shocked at the outcome. I, on the other hand, am not. Because I have had the misfortune of teaching you this semester, and even with my ocular limitations, I witness firsthand your glazed, uncomprehending expressions.
KOUNTZE
Sir, I don’t understand.
PAUL
That’s glaringly apparent.
KOUNTZE
It’s just... I can’t fail this class.
PAUL
Don’t sell yourself short, Mr. Kountze. I truly believe that you can.
KOUNTZE
But I’m supposed to go to Cornell.
PAUL
Unlikely.
KOUNTZE
Please, sir. My father is going to flip out.

Panicked murmurs of agreement. Paul absorbs the squall of emotion and draws a breath, resigned.

PAUL
All right. In the spirit of the season, I suppose the most constructive way of addressing your shortcomings is to offer a make-up exam. You’ll all get a second run at this. After break.

A wave of relief washes over the room.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Of course, it will not be the same exam. You’ll now be responsible for new material as well. Your grade will be an average of the two. Please open your books to chapter six. The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen. We’ve already met Pericles. Now meet Demosthenes.

Gasps of incredulity. What an asshole.

ANGUS
No offense, sir, but is this really the right time to start a new chapter? I mean, we all appreciate the make-up exam gesture, but our families are here. Most other teachers have already cancelled class. We have chapel in forty minutes, and then we’re out of here. Our heads are elsewhere.
PAUL
And where exactly is your head, Mr. Tully?
ANGUS
I don’t know. St. Kitts.
PAUL
Yes, I see you’ve brought your valise.
ANGUS
Spot on, sir. It’s just that it’s been a really exhausting semester, and getting into new material now, right before break? Honestly, it’s a little absurd. Sir.

Silence, as all await Paul’s response to this insubordination.

PAUL
Well, I’d hate to be absurd. So let’s scuttle the whole thing, shall we, and let the original grades stand.

Paul slams his textbook shut.

KOUNTZE
Excuse me, sir, I think we all liked the first option better. What’d you say the guy’s name is? Demosta-who?
PAUL
Of course, I will still expect you to be familiar with chapter six upon your return, so pack those text books. And if displeased, take it up with your champion, Mr. Tully. Dismissed.

Paul leaves. The Boys rise. Kountze stares menacingly at Angus, who knows he fucked up but can’t show remorse. Contrition equals weakness.

ANGUS
I got us out early, didn’t I?
17

INT. CHAPEL - DAY

source 18

The mood is festive, abuzz with anticipation for the coming holiday. Accompanied by a booming PIPE ORGAN, FATHER JOE leads a hymn.

CLOSE-UPS of the walls, where names of alumni killed in war are carved into stone. We end on a portrait of CURTIS EZRA LAMB in uniform, with a plaque bearing the dates 1951-1970.

STUDENTS, PARENTS and STAFF clog the pews. Mary sits prominently in the front row, a cardigan over her uniform.

ALL
...now Thy gracious kingdom bring.
FATHER JOE
Please be seated. Welcome, Barton students, faculty and parents.
(MORE)
FATHER JOE (CONT’D)
I know you’re all anxious to start the holidays -- I can see the boys shifting in their seats -- but before we release you to your bountiful tables and the blessings of family, let us pray for those less fortunate. Let us remember the poor and the helpless, the cold, the hungry and the oppressed...

ANGUS looks around for his parents. Seated just behind him, Kountze leans forward menacingly.

KOUNTZE
Extra reading over vacation and no make-up test? You fucking kidding me? Nice work, Anus.
ANGUS
Can you not talk, please? I’m trying to pray.
KOUNTZE
You better pray I don’t catch you alone, because I will full-on nut- punch you.
ANGUS
Tone it down. Jesus can hear you.

Paul glares at Endicott, who is seated next to him.

PAUL
Sorry to hear about your mother, Endicott.
ENDICOTT
Oh. Yes. Thank you.
PAUL
We’re all pulling for her.
FATHER JOE
And finally let us pray for the soul of Curtis Lamb, Barton class of 1969. Just this year, Curtis gave his life valiantly in the service of his country. And let us again extend our deepest condolences to one of the most cherished members of the Barton family, his mother Mary.

Mary can barely hide a mix of powerful emotions -- grief, anger, resentment -- behind a stoic face.

FATHER JOE (O.S.) (CONT’D)
Mary, we remember Curtis as such an outstanding and promising young man, and we know this holiday season will be especially difficult without him. Please know that we accompany you in your grief.
(switching gears)
May the all-powerful God, who protected Abraham when he left his native land, protect all of our brave soldiers until they are delivered safely home to us. We ask this through Christ our Lord, Amen.
ALL
Amen.
FATHER JOE
We wish you all a very Merry Christmas or, as the case may be, a very Happy Hanukkah.

The organ starts. All stand and surge toward the exits.

18

EXT. ADMINISTRATION BUILDING – DAY

source 19

SHOUTS OF JOY as boys hauling suitcases and duffel bags rush toward a line of Mercedeses, Jaguars and Cadillacs.

DR. WOODRUP
Merry Christmas, everyone! Merry Christmas!

Angus scans the cars with growing concern.

OFFICE LADY
(approaching)
Angus Tully. Phone call.
19

INT. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER

source 20

Angus clutches the receiver.

ANGUS
You’re telling me this now?
JUDY (O.S.)
I’m so sorry. Sweetheart. I know it’s last minute, and I’m absolutely heartbroken about it, devastated really, but could you please see your way to staying at school over break? Just this once? Stanley has been working so hard, and we never had time for a honeymoon.
ANGUS
You guys have been married since July. You’ve had all these months.
JUDY (O.S.)
Something always came up. I know it’s a lot to ask, but you know how lonely I’ve been.
ANGUS
I’ve been lonely, too. And what about Boston? You promised on the way we’d spend some time in Boston.
JUDY (O.S.)
Angus, listen to me. This is our new family, okay? I know you miss your father -- I do too -- but now there’s someone new in my life.
(off Angus’s silence)
It’s just this once, darling. We’ll be together at spring break, and we’ll have the whole summer.
ANGUS
Fuck the summer. And fuck Stanley.
JUDY (O.S.)
Angus!
ANGUS
Are you kidding me? I’m just supposed to stay here? Mom, don’t do this. Please.
20

INT. DORM COMMON ROOM - DAY

source 21

Paul addresses the holdovers. In addition to our old friend Kountze, there are --

JASON SMITH, the long-haired senior we saw throwing a football. Up close, he’s chiseled and muscular, a heavy- lidded Viking warrior/Zen master.

YE-JOON PARK, 15, wide-eyed and innocent.

ALEX OLLERMAN, 14, pale as a light bulb.

PAUL
I suspect that, just like me, this is not the way you want to spend your holidays. But such are the vicissitudes of life, and as Barton men, we learn to confront our challenges with heads help high and with a spirit of courage and good fellowship - in strict accordance with the dictates of the manual, of course.

Eyes red, Angus enters with his suitcase.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Mr. Tully. Are you joining us as well? What happened to St. Kitts?
KOUNTZE
Yeah, you had plans. Big plans.
ANGUS
(low)
Something came up.

Angus drops his suitcase. Paul notes his agony but forges on.

PAUL
So for the next two weeks, we’ll be following a standard school schedule --
SMITH
Sir, we’re on vacation.
PAUL
-- which means we’ll be taking our meals together. And you will observe regular hours of study.
KOUNTZE
Are you kidding me?
PAUL
The Peloponnesian War awaits, Mr. Kountze, you and Mr. Tully. The rest of you can get a jump on next semester. It’ll pay off. You’ll see.
ANGUS
We’re already holding over, and now we’re being punished for it?
PAUL
You will be afforded limited windows for recreation and supervised physical activity.
ANGUS
The gym’s not even open yet.
SMITH
Yeah, they’ve only lacquered half the floor.
PAUL
The fresh air will do you good.
ANGUS
It’s like fifteen degrees outside.
PAUL
The Romans bathed naked in the freezing Tiber. Adversity builds character, Mr. Tully. Speaking of which, the school is cutting the heat to dormitories and faculty housing, so we’ll all be bunking in the infirmary.
21

EXT. QUAD - DUSK

source 22

The boys haul their bags toward the Infirmary.

ANGUS
This is the most bullshit ever. If we have to stay, why’d we have to draw Walleye?
SMITH
You know he used to be a student here, right?
ANGUS
That’s why he knows how to inflict maximum pain on us, the sadistic fuck.
KOUNTZE
At least we didn’t draw Decker. He’d be perving all over us.
ANGUS
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.

Angus stops to light a cigarette. Smiles at Kountze.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
Want one?
KOUNTZE
(glaring at him)
No. I got something else.

Kountze grabs the lighter from Angus and sparks a joint. Ollerman and Park look at each other, terrified.

ANGUS
Hey, don’t smoke that out here. I don’t want to get busted by Walleye.
KOUNTZE
Don’t be such a pussy.
ANGUS
I’m not a pussy. I just don’t want to end up at Fork Union paying for your mistake.

Kountze ignores him and pulls hard on the joint.

KOUNTZE
(to Smith)
Hey. Teddy Kountze.
SMITH
Jason Smith.
KOUNTZE
I know who you are. Want to hit this?

Smith looks around. The coast is clear.

SMITH
Uh, yeah.

Smith takes a toke.

KOUNTZE
You got a great arm, man.
SMITH
Yeah, well, it’s just football.
KOUNTZE
How’d you get stuck holding over?
SMITH
I’m supposed to be skiing with my folks up at Haystack, but my dad put his foot down. Said I can’t come home unless I cut my hair.
ANGUS
So why don’t you cut your hair?
SMITH
Civil disobedience, man.
ANGUS
Yeah, right.
SMITH
No, he’s cool. It’s just a battle of wills. Still, I was hoping he’d cave first, because the powder up at Haystack is so sweet right now.
KOUNTZE
(to Park)
What about you, Mr. Moto? Why are you here?
YE-JOON
No, my name is Ye-Joon. My family is in Korea, and they think it’s too far to me to travel alone.
KOUNTZE
I figured it was because your rickshaw was broken.
YE-JOON
What’s a rickshaw?
ANGUS
You’re an asshole, Kountze. Your mind’s a cesspool and a shallow one at that. Shallow.
KOUNTZE
Who’s the asshole, Tully? You’re the one who blew up history.
SMITH
(to Ollerman)
Hey, you. What’s your story, man?
OLLERMAN
Alex Ollerman. I’m here because my parents are on mission in Paraguay. We’re LDS.
SMITH
Mormons, right?
KOUNTZE
Don’t you guys wear some kind of magic underwear?
OLLERMAN
Common misconception. Actually, it’s called a temple garment, and we’re only supposed to wear it when --
KOUNTZE
Hey, what’s with the townies?

Kountze has just spotted TWO MEN in hunter’s orange emerging from the chapel -- with the Christmas tree.

ANGUS
Excuse me! What are you doing with our Christmas tree?

TOWNIE #1 The school sold it back to us. Scotch pine, still fresh.

TOWNIE #2 Yeah, we’re gonna put it back on the lot. Do it every year.

ANGUS
This is the most bullshit ever.
22

INT. KITCHEN - DUSK

source 23

Mary has a smoke and a drink at a small table in the back. Paul enters.

PAUL
Hello, Mary.
MARY
Mr. Hunham. I heard you got stuck babysitting this year. How’d you manage that?
PAUL
Oh, I don’t know. I suppose I failed someone who richly deserved it.
MARY
The Osgood kid? Yeah, he was a real asshole. Rich and dumb. Popular combination around here.
PAUL
It’s a plague. And you? You’ll be here, too?
MARY
All by my lonesome. My little sister Peggy and her husband invited me to go visit them in Roxbury, but I guess I feel like it’s too soon. Like Curtis will think that I’m abandoning him. This is the last place my baby and I were together, not counting the bus station.

Paul wants to comfort her but is ill-equipped.

PAUL
Well, I look forward to your fine cooking.
MARY
Oh no. Don’t do that. All we’ve got is whatever’s left in the walk- in. No new deliveries ‘til January.

He spots a bottle of BOURBON.

PAUL
Mind if I...
MARY
You want some of that? All right.
PAUL
Thank you.

She grabs a mug for him and reaches for the bottle.

MARY
(pouring)
It’s a necessity.
PAUL
Oh yes.
23

INT. INFIRMARY - DUSK

source 24

Their beds staked out, the boys are settling in.

Angus roots through his suitcase. Kountze tosses a tennis ball against the wall close to Park, who reads a book.

ANGUS
Where’s my photo?
KOUNTZE
What photo?
ANGUS
I think you know what photo, and you stole it.
KOUNTZE
I resent that baseless accusation.
ANGUS
Give me my goddamn picture!

Kountze leaps to his feet, relishing the confrontation.

KOUNTZE
What’s your problem, Tully? Homesick? You gonna cry? Little boy miss his mommy?
ANGUS
Fuck you, Kountze. Why are you even here anyway? Where’s your family?
KOUNTZE
We’re renovating our house. It’s all torn up. They’re storing tools and stuff in my room.
ANGUS
That’s what they told you? It’s winter, idiot. Nobody renovates their house in the winter.
(MORE)
ANGUS (CONT’D)
Your parents don’t want you around because you’re a fucking insecure sociopath.
SMITH
Hey, take it easy, guys.
KOUNTZE
A... what?
ANGUS
Who’d want you for a son? That’s why you grind everybody, because deep down you know you’re an asshole - if you even have a deep down. Plus, academically, you’re a disaster. If I were your parents, I’d never want you home again. The only tool in your room is you.

As the enormity and accuracy of this lands on Kountze, he LUNGES at Angus. Real violence. Smith pulls them apart.

FOOTSTEPS in the hallway. Paul enters and surveys the room. Kountze is in the corner, wounded and shaken. Angus is flushed. Their uniforms are askew.

Paul glares, waiting for someone to break.

OLLERMAN
They weren’t fighting.
PAUL
I see. And who started it? The not fighting. Mr. Tully, perhaps you could shed some light on the subject. No? Mr. Kountze? Mr. Smith? Mr. Ollerman? Mr. Park?
(off their silence)
All right then, we’ll do it like the Roman Legions. Absent a confession, one man’s sin is every man’s suffering. For every minute the truth is withheld, you will all receive a detention.
ANGUS
And I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina.

The boys suppress a laugh.

PAUL
Stifle it, Tully. Now in the first of said detentions, you will clean the library. Top to bottom. Scraping the underside of the desks, which are caked with snot and gum and all manner of ancient, unspeakable proteins. On your hands and knees, down in the dust, breathing in the dead skin of generations of students and desiccated cockroach assholes.
OLLERMAN
It was Kountze! Kountze started it!
PAUL
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman. Bravo.
24

INT. DINING HALL - NIGHT

source 25

Kountze sits apart and with no plate.

Mary enters and sets down a platter of chicken, potatoes and asparagus in front of Paul and the other boys.

PAUL
Lovely. Thank you, Mary.

As Mary returns to the kitchen, the boys reach for the food, all hands and elbows.

SMITH
Didn’t we already have this for lunch?
KOUNTZE
And it was crappy then.
PAUL
Consider yourselves lucky. During the third Punic campaign, 149-146 B.C., the Romans laid siege to Carthage for three entire years. By the time it ended, the Carthaginians were reduced to eating sand and drinking their own urine. Hence the term punitive.

Mary returns to the table with a pitcher of water.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Mary, maybe you’d, um, maybe you’d care to join us.

Kountze looks up -- “Join us?” Mary clocks his disdain.

MARY
I’m all right, thank you.

Mary exits.

KOUNTZE
I mean, I know she’s sad about her son and everything, but still, she’s being paid to do a job. And she should do it well, right?

The other boys are unsure whether to agree or be horrified, or both.

KOUNTZE (CONT’D)
But I guess no matter how bad a cook she is, now they can never fire her.
PAUL
(slamming his silverware)
Will you shut up! You have no idea what that woman has...
(reining it in)
For most people, Mr. Kountze, life is like a henhouse ladder -- shitty and short. You were born lucky. Maybe someday you entitled little degenerates will appreciate that. If you don’t, I feel sorry for you, and we will not have done our jobs. Now eat!
25

INT. INFIRMARY - NIGHT

source 26

Paul opens the door, looks inside. The boys are asleep.

26

INT. BARTON ACADEMY - VARIOUS LOCATIONS - NIGHT

source 27

Like a night watchman, Paul, keys and flashlight in hand, checks the campus -- CLASSROOMS, MUSIC ROOM, BASEMENT. He opens each door, peers inside. All quiet. Finally, he peers into the HEADMASTER’S OFFICE. His beam finds the bottle of Cognac.

27

INT. BACK STAIRWAY - NIGHT

source 28

Climbing stairs, Paul hears TV LAUGHTER.

28

INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - CONTINUOUS

source 29

Paul follows the sound through an auxiliary kitchen and finds Mary smoking, shelling walnuts and watching TV, a bottle of bourbon and a mug nearby.

MARY
Good evening.
PAUL
Good evening. What’s this?
MARY
You don’t know The Newlywed Game? What planet have you been living on?
PAUL
I don’t really watch television.
MARY
It’s a show where they ask couples questions to see how well they know each other.
PAUL
That sounds like courting disaster.
MARY
That’s the whole damn point. Sit down. Broaden your horizons.

He sits on the couch. She crosses to the kitchen.

MARY (CONT’D)
This is a re-run from July, which is why they’re playing for the Weber barbecue and picnic utensils.
PAUL
Fascinating.

Mary returns with a second mug. She sits down next to him and pours him a shot.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Thank you.
MARY
Uh-huh. So how are the boys?
PAUL
Broken, in body and spirit.
MARY
It’s the holidays. Go easy on them.
PAUL
Please. They’ve had it easy their whole lives.
MARY
You don’t know that. Did you? Besides, everybody should be with their people on Christmas.

The wind whistles outside, competing with the rise and fall of TV laughter. Paul sips his bourbon. Mary nods at the TV.

MARY (CONT’D)
Those two are going to get divorced.
PAUL
How do you know?
MARY
I recognize that look of stale disappointment. She hates him.
PAUL
How long were you married?
MARY
I was engaged to Curtis’s father, but he died before I gave birth.
(off Paul’s look)
Harold worked in the shipyards. And one day, they were carrying this big cargo pallet and the cable snapped. Hit him right across the head. They were good men, both of them, and neither one of them made it to twenty-five. My baby wasn’t even twenty.
PAUL
I’m so sorry.
MARY
I took this job when Curtis was little, so he could get a good education. You know, he flourished here.
PAUL
He was a great kid. I had him one semester. Very insightful.
MARY
Uh-huh. He hated you. He said you were a real asshole.
PAUL
Well, like I said, sharp kid. Insightful.
MARY
He had his heart set on Swarthmore, and he had the grades, but I didn’t have the money. Even with financial aid it wasn’t enough. So when he got called up, no student deferment, off he went. You know what he said to me? He said: “Hey ma, look at the upside. When I get discharged, I can go to college on the GI Bill.” College.
(keeping it together)
And here we are. With my Curtis in the cold ground, and those boys safe and warm in their beds. It’s like you said. “Life is like a henhouse ladder.” That’s right -- I can hear everything you’re saying from the kitchen. Especially that little Kountze kid. Crown prince of all the little assholes.

Silence, which is broken by APPLAUSE from the studio audience.

UNDER BLACK --
DAY 4 - DECEMBER 21, 1970
29

INT. INFIRMARY - MORNING

source 30

Paul enters, stares at the sleeping boys, then BANGS BEDPANS.

PAUL
All right, you fetid layabouts. It’s daylight in the swamp.

The boys groan themselves awake.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Arise!
30

EXT. QUAD - DAY

source 31

The boys run laps as Paul, in his duffle coat, smokes and motions, “Go faster.”

PAUL
Speed! Without sufficient exercise, the body devours itself!

Glaring, they pick up the pace. Paul coughs and hacks.

31

INT. THE “SCHOOL ROOM” - DAY

source 32

The boys study inside an immense study hall with 250 desks. Paul sits reading at the proctor’s table.

Angus has an English textbook open, inside of which is an issue of ZAP comics... and the SKIN MAG he got from Harriman.

Kountze stares at him, seething. Angus smiles and flips him off.

32

INT. MARY’S APARTMENT - DAY

source 33

It’s full of books and family photos, many of Curtis, of course. Music plays softly on a hi-fi.

Mary sits at her dining table doing a CROSSWORD PUZZLE.

33

EXT. RIVERBANK - DAY

source 34

The boys walk along the river. Church bells echo and die in the distance.

Smith leads, football in hand. Angus brandishes a branch.

ANGUS
What about your car? We could take it. Go somewhere. Boston maybe.
SMITH
Nah, we’d get in so much trouble. Face it, man. We’re stuck.

Smith stops to spark a joint.

ANGUS
If we just had some way to get out of here. Just split.
SMITH
Hell, you could put a chopper down right in the Quad.
ANGUS
A what?
KOUNTZE
A helicopter, dumb ass. His old man’s CEO of Pratt & Whitney.
SMITH
Got his own bird. Takes it from Stamford to the city every morning. Lands right in our back yard. Pilot’s name is Wild Bill.
PARK
Wild Bill.
SMITH
Flew up to Haystack with it. Took the presents and everything. Minus me.
OLLERMAN
Flying with presents, like Santa Claus.
SMITH
Yeah. Just like Santa Claus.

Smith glances at Kountze as if to say “go long.” Smith tosses him the football, and they drift away, playing catch.

OLLERMAN
If I was back home right now back in Provo, it would be really warm inside, and my mom would be making baked apples, and the whole house would smell like cinnamon and brown sugar.
PARK
That sounds so nice.

Kountze runs back into frame, grabs one of Ollerman’s gloves and throws it in the river.

OLLERMAN
Hey!
KOUNTZE
That’s what you get for ratting me out, little Mormon.

Kountze shoves Ollerman to the ground and, laughing, runs to catch up with Smith. Ollerman heads over to retrieve his glove.

PARK
What’s Fork Union? Before, you said you don’t want to end up at Fork Union.
ANGUS
It’s a military academy in Virginia. That’s where I’m going if I get kicked out of school again.
PARK
How many schools have you been kicked out of already?
ANGUS
Three. That’s why I’m still a junior. Give or take a semester.

Ollerman returns, breathing hard.

OLLERMAN
It’s gone! My glove’s gone!
ANGUS
Twisted fucker orphaned that glove on purpose. Left you with one so the loss would sting that much more.

Ollerman thinks, then runs back to throw his other glove into the river. Angus smiles at the sheer poetry of his action.

The glove floats downstream. Ollerman watches it disappear.

34

INT. INFIRMARY - NIGHT

source 35

Angus awakens to Park crying in the bed next to his.

ANGUS
You all right?
PARK
I had a nightmare.

Angus sits up and turns to Park.

ANGUS
I get nightmares, too. I’m always falling. Or drowning.
PARK
Also, I had an accident.
ANGUS
(feeling)
Yeah, you did. Shhh. Stop crying. If they hear, they’ll crucify you. Which would be ironic, since you’re Buddhist.
PARK
I know it’s an excellent school, and my brothers went here. But I miss my family, and I have no friends.
ANGUS
Yeah, well, friends are overrated. I’ll help you hide the sheets in the morning, all right? In the meantime, find a dry spot, and try to get some sleep.
PARK
Thank you.

Park smiles, consoled. Angus lies down. Sniffs his hand.

ANGUS
Fucking asparagus.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 5 - DECEMBER 22, 1970
35

INT. FOUNDERS’ ROOM LIBRARY - DAY

source 36

The boys study. Paul reads, mug at his elbow, and coughs wetly.

SMITH
(whispering)
You kidding me? It’s only eleven and he’s already lit. I can smell the whiskey on him.
ANGUS
Can you blame him? It’s freezing in here. It’s fucking Greenland in here.

All notice the sound of a faint ROAR growing in volume.

PAUL
What the hell is that?

Paul and the boys rush to the window to see --

A HELICOPTER ABOUT TO LAND

36

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

source 37

Also hearing the noise, Mary approaches the window.

37

INT. FOUNDERS’ ROOM LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

source 38

Paul and the boys watch the chopper touch down near the Quad. Out steps handsome captain of industry HARRY “SKIP” SMITH.

SMITH
He finally caved, the big softie.
(racing to the door)
Hey, any of you guys like to ski?

Smith runs to greet his dad. The boys look at each other hopefully.

38

INT. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY

source 39

The boys peer through the office window as Paul speaks on the phone and Jason Smith chats amiably with his father.

Paul hangs up and turns to the Smiths. Jason grins and flashes a THUMBS-UP to his friends in the hallway.

KOUNTZE
Yes!
PAUL
(opening the door)
Gentlemen, good news. I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup and your parents. Most of them, anyway.

Paul glances at Angus. His face falls.

39

INT. ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE HALLWAY - DAY

source 40

Angus pleads with Paul.

ANGUS
Try calling again. Just one more time. Please.
PAUL
There’s no point. The desk clerk said no one’s answering. He says they’re away on some excursion.
ANGUS
Excursion.
PAUL
I’m as disappointed as you are, if not more so. I could be spending the rest of my vacation reading mystery novels.
ANGUS
Maybe they’re back by now. Just call again.
PAUL
Okay.
40

INT. INFIRMARY - DAY

source 41

CLOSE ON ANGUS, as the other boys merrily pack up their suitcases. Park hauls his bag off the bed and heads toward the door, his sad eyes burning with survivor’s guilt.

PARK
Happy Holidays.
ANGUS
Same to you.

Park leaves. Smith emerges.

SMITH
Take care, Tully.

Smith follows Park. Now Kountze passes Angus, suitcase in hand.

KOUNTZE
Guess that just leaves you, huh? Be sure to get all your homework done. Oh, I almost forgot. I found that picture you were looking for.

Kountze tucks a photo into Angus’s shirt pocket.

KOUNTZE (CONT’D)
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.

Kountze exits. Angus pulls the picture out -- it’s him at eleven on a beach smiling with his mom and dad. Across their faces is scrawled the word “fuckwad.” Ollerman walks past with his bag, smiling that cinnamon-and-brown sugar smile.

OLLERMAN
Bye, Angus!
41

EXT. QUAD - DAY

source 42

The helicopter flies away. Observing, Paul and Angus turn grimly to each other. Hard to tell who’s more disappointed.

PAUL
Let’s try to make the best of it, shall we?

Paul hesitantly pats his shoulder. Percolating with hurt and rage, Angus just stares at the empty horizon.

42

INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - NIGHT

source 43

Paul and Mary watch “The Newlywed Game” and drink from mugs. Angus is there as well, flopped on a sofa, half watching, half paging through a magazine.

MARY
How about you? You ever been married?

Paul shakes his head, grimacing at the notion.

PAUL
No. I did get close. Once. Right after college.
MARY
And?
PAUL
We came to our senses.
(pointing)
This is not exactly a face forged for romance.

Mary looks at him -- the pipe, the scowl, the wonky eye. Angus glances over, too.

MARY
(gesturing to his armpits)
And, the uh... you know...
PAUL
What?
MARY
Nothing.
PAUL
I don’t know. I like being alone. Always found myself drawn to the ascetic. Like a monk. The foregoing of sensual pleasure for the achievement of spiritual goals.
MARY
Spiritual goals? You? What kind of spiritual goals are you talking about? You go to church?
PAUL
Only when required.
MARY
When’s the last time you even left campus?
PAUL
I go into town all the time. For groceries and various errands and appointments.
(of her look)
OK, yes. I don’t leave campus often. Don’t really feel the need.
MARY
Let me ask you something: if you could go anywhere on Earth, where would you go?
PAUL
Oh... Greece, Italy, Egypt, Peru. Carthage -- Tunisia now, of course. In college I started a monograph on Carthage. I’d like to finish it one day. A monograph is like a book, only shorter.
MARY
I know what a monograph is.
ANGUS
Why not just write a book?
PAUL
I’m not sure I have an entire book in me.

Mary and Angus exchange a look.

MARY
You can’t even have a whole dream, can you?
43

INT. NURSE’S QUARTERS - NIGHT

source 44

Paul, now in pajamas, occupies this separate, spartan space -- a bed and a sink -- used occasionally by a nurse. He stretches unsteadily, picks up a nearby bottle of Jim Beam and takes a deep pull. He puts the bottle down, mutters to himself and collapses heavily onto the thin mattress.

44

INT. NURSE’S QUARTERS - LATER

source 45

Paul is passed out atop the covers. The door opens. Angus peers inside, enters quietly, and glances around the room.

He sees the RING OF KEYS and the FLASHLIGHT.

45

INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT

source 46

Angus raids the freezer and chips away at a tub of freezer- burned ice cream.

46

INT. CHAPEL - SACRISTY - NIGHT

source 47

Angus pours sacramental wine into a chalice. Gulps it down. Not bad! Hits it again.

47

INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - NIGHT

source 48

Angus peers at Mary, asleep on the couch, test pattern on the TV.

48

INT. CHAPEL - NIGHT

source 49

Angus sits at the piano. Lights a cigarette. Strikes one key. As the note decays, he expels a column of smoke that hangs in the moonlight.

49

INT. CHAPEL - DAWN

source 50

Angus sits in the front pew, contemplating the photo of Curtis Lamb by the altar.

Mary enters the chapel, takes off her winter coat and takes a seat in a rear pew.

Angus notices her and nods a greeting. She nods back.

UNDER BLACK --
DAY 6 - DECEMBER 23, 1970
50

INT. DINING HALL - DAY

source 51

Paul and Angus eat lunch. Mary has coffee and a smoke.

PAUL
I have a surprise.

He produces the Christmas cookies Miss Crane gave him.

PAUL (CONT’D)
These were a gift to me, and I would like to share them with both of you. Look at them. Look at the festive shapes. Snowflakes. Gingerbread men. A tree. A little mitten. And they’ve got frosting!

Paul smiles thinly, bites into one, makes “yummy” noises. Angus stares at this loser.

ANGUS
May I go to the bathroom, sir?
PAUL
You may.

Angus stalks out of the room. Paul looks at Mary, flummoxed.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Well, I’m trying.

Mary can’t help but laugh at his pathetic attempt.

51

INT. HALLWAY - DAY

source 52

Angus talks on a PAY PHONE.

ANGUS
Well, if you don’t have a single room, I’ll take a junior suite or the equivalent. I fully understand it’s the holidays, but it’s kind of an emergency.

Paul comes around the corner.

PAUL
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?
ANGUS
(holding up a finger)
No, no credit card. I’ll pay cash or traveler’s checks.
PAUL
I didn’t say you could use the phone.
ANGUS
I see. Okay, then can you recommend somewhere else, maybe downtown?

Paul hangs up the phone on him.

PAUL
Was that a hotel?
ANGUS
None of your business.
PAUL
It is absolutely my business. I’m looking after you.
ANGUS
Looking after me? Like what, like my warden? Like my butler? There’s nobody here, okay? Just us two losers and a grieving mom, so let’s cut the shit. You stay out of my way, and I’ll stay out of yours.

Paul stares at him incredulously, then pulls a slip of paper from his pocket.

PAUL
That’s a detention.

Angus walks away.

PAUL (CONT’D)
You just earned a detention, sir. Now get back here.
ANGUS
Being here with you is already one big fucking detention!
PAUL
Son of a bitch. That’s another detention!

Angus sets off down the hallway, knocking over trash cans, tearing down fliers, general mayhem. Paul chases him.

PAUL (CONT’D)
I don’t know what you’re playing at, Mr. Tully, but you are courting disaster.

Angus rounds a corner, stops, and turns to peer back at Paul, who is huffing and puffing in pursuit.

ANGUS
Without sufficient exercise, the body devours itself.

As Paul struggles to catch up, Angus sprints away.

PAUL
You are careening toward a suspension!
52

INT. TROPHY ROOM - DAY

source 53

Angus dashes up stairs and across a room filled with mementoes honoring past athletes. He stops to wait for Paul, who is out of breath on the steps.

Once Paul reaches the top, Angus cartwheels toward the door to the --

53

INT. NEW GYMNASIUM - CONTINUOUS

source 54

Angus stands at the threshold. It’s pristine. Jordan Osgood’s father really did spend a lot.

PAUL
Don’t even think about it, Mr. Tully!
(catching up)
You are a hair’s breadth from suspension. I’ll wash my hands of you. You hear me? Wash my hands. Stop right there. You know the gym is strictly off limits. This is your Rubicon. Do not cross the Rubicon.

Angus steps onto the freshly lacquered floor.

ANGUS
Alea jacta est.

Despite the circumstances, Paul is impressed by Angus’s reference.

Angus eyes a POMMEL HORSE across the gym, takes a deep breath and runs toward it. He vaults over it but topples clumsily -- and hard -- on the other side.

A beat, then Angus rises to his knees, his LEFT ARM DANGLING oddly. He SCREAMS in agony.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
Oh fuck! Mr. Hunham!

Paul goes white.

54

EXT. FACULTY PARKING LOT - DAY

source 55

A frantic Paul struggles to scrape the windshield of his 1964 NOVA. In excruciating pain, Angus wears his coat with only one arm in a sleeve.

ANGUS
Hurry up! Hurry!
PAUL
I am hurrying!
55

INT. NOVA - DAY

source 56

Paul white-knuckles the wheel. Angus whimpers in the back.

PAUL
I was on thin ice already. If Woodrup finds out, the facts won’t matter. He’ll make it my fault.
ANGUS
It is your fault.
PAUL
What?
ANGUS
You said it yourself. You were supposed to be looking after me.
PAUL
I told you to stop!
ANGUS
You said you washed your hands of me.
PAUL
I meant it metaphorically.
ANGUS
Of course you meant it metaphorically. What were you going to do, actually go and wash your hands?!

Angus chokes back tears, the effort transforming his face. Paul realizes he’s just a terrified kid with a fucked-up arm.

56

INT. BARTON HOSPITAL - EMERGENCY ROOM - DAY

source 57

Angus and Paul sit in a hallway.

PAUL
This is the end. They’ll inform the school, who will inform your parents, and then it’s curtains. You’re going to get me fired. You!
ANGUS
I’m the one who might lose an arm, and all you can think about is yourself.

A friendly NURSE comes by and hands Paul a clipboard.

NURSE
If you could just fill this out, please. Admissions and insurance.

Paul reluctantly starts writing -- it’s going to be official now. Angus clocks Paul’s dread and calls the Nurse back.

ANGUS
Excuse me. Is there any way we could skip this whole insurance thing?
NURSE
It’s just standard procedure.
ANGUS
I understand. But look, we were over at Squantz pond playing hockey, and I slipped on the ice.
PAUL
Angus, what are you doing?
ANGUS
My mom told him not to take me, but I made him. My folks are divorced, and we don’t get to see each other very often. She’ll be mad as a hornet if she finds out.
NURSE
Okay, that’s your business. But we just have certain protocols.
PAUL
Yeah. Protocols.
ANGUS
Please. I never get to see my dad. It was my fault, all mine. I don’t want to get him in trouble.
(MORE)
ANGUS (CONT’D)
(to Paul)
I don’t want her dragging you to court again.
(to the Nurse)
Can we can skip the whole insurance thing? We can pay cash. Right, Dad?
57

INT. BARTON HOSPITAL - TREATMENT ROOM - LATER

source 58

A shirtless Angus sits on a stretcher, his shoulder blade protruding at a sickening angle. Paul stands nearby. A young INTERN points at an x-ray.

INTERN
The good news is nothing’s broken.
PAUL
Thank God.
INTERN
But you did dislocate your shoulder pretty badly.
ANGUS
What does that mean?
INTERN
That means your arm has popped out of the socket, and we just have to pop it back in.
ANGUS
Is it going to hurt?
INTERN
Not if you relax. The key is to relax. Deep breaths.

The Intern and the Nurse wind a bedsheet around Angus, creating a slipknot with Angus’s shoulder at the center.

INTERN (CONT’D)
On three. One, two, three.

The Intern and the Nurse yank the bedsheet in opposite directions. Angus writhes and SCREAMS.

We hold on Paul’s horrified face and hear a wet POP!

PAUL
Jesus!
58

INT. BARTON HOSPITAL - PHARMACY - DAY

source 59

His arm now in a SLING, Angus walks with Paul toward a small dispensary.

PAUL
Barton men don’t do that.
ANGUS
Do what?
PAUL
Barton men don’t lie.
ANGUS
Yeah, well, I had momentum.

Paul hands over a prescription to a PHARMACIST.

PAUL
Hello, we have this, uh...
PHARMACIST
Percodan, huh? Okay, give me a few minutes.

The Pharmacist walks away.

ANGUS
You said that if Woodrup finds out, you’re screwed. So now he won’t find out.
PAUL
What happens if your parents inquire?
ANGUS
Never going to happen. Trust me.
PAUL
Okay, then. This all remains entre nous. Got it? You know what entre nous means?
ANGUS
Oui, monsieur. Now you owe me.
PAUL
Owe you? Do not try to leverage me, Mr. Tully.
ANGUS
All I’m looking for is little thank you that I did something nice for you. That’s all.
59

EXT. THE WINNING TICKET - EVENING

source 60

A weather-beaten watering hole in the heart of Barton.

60

INT. THE WINNING TICKET - EVENING

source 61

A working class tavern -- pizza, burgers, beer, jukebox, pinball machines. A TV shows protests, Nixon, and choppers with wounded.

Paul and Angus sit at a table. Angus scans the menu.

ANGUS
I think I’ll start with a beer. How about you?
PAUL
Don’t be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.
ANGUS
We’ve had a hard day. We deserve to loosen up a little.
PAUL
You’ve had ten milligrams of Percodan. You’re plenty loose already.
ANGUS
They’ve got Miller High Life. “The Champagne of Beers.”

A WAITRESS approaches. Why, it’s none other than --

PAUL
Miss Crane. As I live and breathe. What are you doing here?
MISS CRANE
Hi, guys. Yeah, I always pick up a little extra work over Thanksgiving and Christmas.
PAUL
This is Mr. Tully.
MISS CRANE
Sure, I know you.
ANGUS
Angus Tully. We met outside Dr. Woodrup’s office. I was wrongly accused of blowing up a toilet.
MISS CRANE
I didn’t know about the “wrongly” part.
PAUL
He’ll have a cheeseburger.
ANGUS
And a Miller High Life, please.
PAUL
No, you will not.
ANGUS
Where do you stand on Miller High Life, Miss Crane? Quality-wise.
MISS CRANE
Well, like they say, it’s the Champagne of Beers.
ANGUS
And she’s a professional.
MISS CRANE
Okay, well, one cheeseburger.
ANGUS
(reluctantly)
And a Coke.
PAUL
(to Miss Crane)
I’ll have a cheeseburger as well.
MISS CRANE
Two cheeseburgers.
PAUL
And a Jim Beam. On the rocks. Please.

She smiles and exits. Paul watches her go. Angus grins.

ANGUS
Ouch. You two have chemistry.
PAUL
That’s the Percodan talking.
ANGUS
Seeing her like this, I think she’s pretty attractive.
PAUL
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian, that woman deserves your respect, not your erotic speculation.
ANGUS
May I at least go to the bathroom? Sir?
PAUL
You mean the payphone.

They stare at each other. Angus peels off to the bathroom. Miss Crane returns.

MISS CRANE
A Coke and a double Jim. I charged you for a single.
PAUL
Thank you. Chin chin.
MISS CRANE
So how’d you get stuck holding over? I thought this was Mr. Endicott’s year.
PAUL
I’m being punished. Dr. Woodrup is, how can I put this --
MISS CRANE
A pompous ass with a dictator complex? Oops. What I meant to say was that he’s a lovely, compassionate educator with really groovy beard.
PAUL
I’ve had a lot of former students rise to positions of authority, but he’s the only one I’ve ever had to report to.
MISS CRANE
He was your student?
PAUL
My first year teaching, and he was an asshole even then.

Miss Crane LAUGHS. Paul joins in.

MISS CRANE
Well, listen, if you and Angus are really all alone up there, I’m having a little Christmas Eve party, in case, you know, you guys want to stop by.

Miss Crane smiles warmly. Paul smiles back, a deer in the headlights.

OUTSIDE THE MEN’S ROOM

Angus exits and sees a young man playing pinball, kind of a PINBALL WIZARD. Angus approaches and lays a COIN on the edge of the machine.

PINBALL WIZARD
Sorry, kid. Next game’s taken.
ANGUS
But I just put a dime down.
PINBALL WIZARD
Don’t care. My buddy’s up next.
ANGUS
That’s not how it works.
PINBALL WIZARD
That’s how it works in here. Why don’t you go shoot the other fuckin’ machine.
ANGUS
Because I don’t want to shoot the other fuckin’ machine.

Angus stares at him. He breaks his focus and loses the game.

PINBALL WIZARD
Thanks for fuckin’ up my mojo. Kenny! You’re up.
ANGUS
Bullshit. I put my dime down, so I’m up next.
VOICE (O.C.)
What was that?

Angus turns to see KENNETH, a YOUNG VET in an army jacket, a little drunk, and a HOOK where his right hand should be.

ANGUS
Oh.

Angus stares at the hook.

KENNETH
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.
PINBALL WIZARD
Look at this kid. Spoiled little Barton boy.
KENNETH
Yeah, he’s a fancy little prick, isn’t he?
ANGUS
It’s fine. You can take my dime.
KENNETH
Take it? You want me to take your dime? Like it’s charity?
ANGUS
No, what I meant is we can play together. You can be my left arm.
KENNETH
What the fuck did you just say to me?

Kenneth steps toward Angus. They’re nearly nose to nose now.

AT THE TABLE
Paul chats with Miss Crane. Angus run/walks up the two of them with Kenneth and the Pinball Wizard in hot pursuit.
ANGUS
Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
PAUL
Why?
ANGUS
I’ve been called a fancy little prick. We should go.
KENNETH
(approaching)
Hey, why’d you run off? We were talking to you. Don’t they teach you manners at that school?

Kenneth pokes Angus in the chest with his hook.

MISS CRANE
No, no, no. Kenneth, leave him alone. They just came in for some food.

Kenneth closes on Angus. Mayhem is a moment away.

PAUL
Kenneth, is that right? I don’t doubt that he did something to offend you. It’s his specialty. Perhaps I could purchase you gentlemen something to imbibe, and we could let whatever this unfortunate incident is go the way of the dodo.
PINBALL WIZARD
The what?! "
ANGUS
The dodo. It’s an extinct bird.
MISS CRANE
What he’s saying is he wants to buy you guys a beer.

Kenneth considers the offer. Finally, he steps back.

KENNETH
Yeah, okay.
PINBALL WIZARD
Same here. I’ll have a Miller.
ANGUS
Champagne of beers!
61

EXT. BARTON STREET - NIGHT

source 62

Paul and Angus leave the tavern.

ANGUS
Why’d you buy those guys beer? They’re assholes.
PAUL
That’s one way to look at it. Here, catch.

Paul tosses his keys at Angus, who reflexively catches them.

PAUL (CONT’D)
How many boys do you know who have had their hands blown off? Barton boys don’t go to Vietnam. They go to Yale or Dartmouth or Cornell, whether they deserve to or not.
ANGUS
Except for Curtis Lamb.
PAUL
Except for Curtis Lamb.
ANGUS
Were you ever in the military?
PAUL
I tried to enlist in ‘41, but was rejected.
(points to his eyes)
They made me an air raid warden. Gave me a whistle and everything. Helmet. Arm band.
62

EXT. BARTON STREET - MOMENTS LATER

source 63

Paul unlocks his Nova, but the door sticks, so he walks around to unlock the passenger side. He gets inside and slides over to the driver’s seat -- clearly a routine.

ANGUS
Before we get going, can I be candid with you? You smell.
63

INT. NOVA - CONTINUOUS

source 64

Angus gets in the car, too. Paul looks at him sadly.

ANGUS
Like fish. And it’s really noticeable toward the end of the day. I even smell it on your coat. Mind if I crack the window?
PAUL
Trimethylaminuria.
ANGUS
Huh?
PAUL
Trimethylaminuria. It means my body can’t break down trimethylamine. That’s the smell. And yes, more toward the end of the day.
ANGUS
Wow. Your whole life?
(off Paul’s nod)
No wonder you’re afraid of women.
PAUL
(stung)
I am not afraid of women. Jesus.
ANGUS
I shouldn’t have said anything. Dr. Gertler says I should give more consideration to my audience.
PAUL
Who’s Dr. Gertler?
ANGUS
My shrink. We’re working on it. And other things.
PAUL
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried a swift kick in the ass?
ANGUS
Now your turn. Go ahead, tell me something about me. Something negative.
PAUL
Something negative about you?
ANGUS
Sure. Just one thing.
PAUL
Just one?

Angus nods. Paul shoots looks at him, thinking. There are a hundred things to say, but he just starts the car.

UNDER BLACK --
DAY 7 - CHRISTMAS EVE, 1970
64

INT. DINING HALL - MORNING

source 65

Paul and Angus eat breakfast. Mary enters with her coffee.

MARY
So why’d you two miss supper last night?
PAUL
We went into town on some school- related business.
MARY
You could have called.
PAUL
Sorry.

Danny -- the custodian with the snowblower from the opening -- enters, carrying a mop and bucket.

DANNY
Good morning, everybody.
PAUL
Hi, Danny.
MARY
Go on in. Make yourself a plate.
DANNY
I just saw something funny. I walked into the gym and somebody had vomited in there.

Mary raises an eyebrow at Paul and Angus.

PAUL
You don’t say. I don’t know anything about that.
ANGUS
Me neither.
PAUL
I’ll look into that right away. Thank you.
MARY
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.

She looks at Danny. Danny sets the mop and bucket down beside Angus, then heads into the kitchen. Mary lights a cigarette and follows.

65

EXT. QUAD - DAY

source 66

Taking a vigorous “constitutional,” Paul finds a FOOTBALL abandoned in the snow. He stares at it, then picks it up and throws it. It’s the most awkward throw ever.

66

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

source 67

Mary prepares a roast. Paul peels potatoes. A bottle of bourbon and two mugs sit nearby.

MARY
I appreciate you pitching in.
PAUL
No, no. I should be thanking you. This is very... therapeutic.
MARY
Try it when you’re stuck serving three hundred little shits who do nothing but complain, then see how “therapeutic” it is.

Angus enters and notices a PLATE OF BROWNIES on the table.

MARY (CONT’D)
Speaking of.
ANGUS
Brownies? God, yes. I want all of these.
MARY
Just take one. The rest are for the Christmas party tonight.

Angus snags a brownie and devours it.

ANGUS
(mouth full)
What Christmas party? There’s a Christmas party?
MARY
At Miss Crane’s house. I’m only gonna go for a little bit and show my face. She said she invited you.
ANGUS
I want to go to the party.
PAUL
She didn’t mean it. We were just making small talk.
MARY
If you don’t want to go, then don’t go. I’ll take him.
ANGUS
Mary can take me.
PAUL
No, that’s not how it works. You’re under my supervision.
ANGUS
Okay, maybe it’s fine for you to sit around reading books all day, but I am losing my goddamned mind! Jesus!

Angus flings his half-finished brownie and storms out.

MARY
Hey! Watch your mouth, young man. Not on Christmas!
PAUL
You see? I can’t trust him in a social situation.
MARY
Mr. Hunham, if you’re too chickenshit to go to that party, then just say so. But don’t fuck it up for the little asshole! What’s wrong with you? It’s just a party. What are you afraid of?
PAUL
(almost inaudibly)
I don’t know.
MARY
Shit. Now you’ve got me nervous.
67

INT. INFIRMARY - NIGHT

source 68

At a small sink with tiny mirror, Angus tries his hand at shaving. Really, there’s no need.

68

INT. MARY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

source 69

In a robe, Mary stands in front of her open closet flipping through dresses.

CURTIS’S DRESS UNIFORM hangs among her clothes. She pauses when she comes to it, then looks at a worn BROWN CARDBOARD BOX on the shelf above it. She touches the box, then chooses an outfit.

She glances out the window. It’s SNOWING again.

69

INT. NURSE’S QUARTERS - NIGHT

source 70

Paul stands at a mirror in a fresh shirt and tie under his corduroy jacket. He smooths his hair, checks his breath, discreetly smells himself. Not good. He heads into --

THE BATHROOM
-- where he finds a can of AIR FRESHENER, sprays a little under each arm of his jacket. Sniffs. Close enough.
70

EXT. NEW ENGLAND ROAD - NIGHT

source 71

The Nova rattles past shuttered shops and darkened homes strung with Christmas lights.

71

EXT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - NIGHT

source 72

A modest house on a tree-lined street.

Paul, Mary and Angus stand on the porch. Miss Crane opens the door. Already a little lit, she wears a bright “midi” dress and holds a highball.

MISS CRANE
You made it! I’m so glad you’re here.
MARY
We’re happy to be here.
(lifting the foil)
Where should I put these?
MISS CRANE
Your brownies. Those you can put on my bedside table.
MARY
You are a wicked woman.
MISS CRANE
Oh, you have no idea.

They share a laugh. Miss Crane takes Mary’s arm and leads her into the party. Paul and Angus follow.

72

INT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

source 73

A Christmas party is in full swing. There’s a large silver Christmas tree in the corner. ADULTS drink, talk, laugh, smoke. KIDS run around.

PAUL
Certainly a lot of people here.
MISS CRANE
It’s mostly family, some friends from town. Only you guys from work. That’s my mom over there.

She points to an OLDER LADY on the sofa, chatting with friends.

Then she points at a PRETTY WOMAN holding a THREE-YEAR-OLD BOY. The boy wears a dress shirt, tie and shoes, but no pants.

MISS CRANE (CONT’D)
That’s my sister Kathy and her son Marvin.

She points to ANOTHER MAN standing with a twelve-year-old BOY, both in matching turtlenecks.

MISS CRANE (CONT’D)
That’s my friend Tom -- he owns the men’s clothing store on Bellamy Street -- and his son Brad.

On a mantel crowded with Christmas tchotchkes, Angus spots a SNOW GLOBE. He picks it up and shakes it. For a moment, the party falls away completely as he stares at the swirling snow, lost in a sweet, distant memory.

MISS CRANE (CONT’D)
Angus.

Jolted back to reality, he turns to Miss Crane, who stands with a lovely GIRL, 16.

MISS CRANE (CONT’D)
This is Angus Tully. He’s one of our students at Barton. Angus, this is my niece, Elise.
ANGUS
Niece Elise. Nice.

Paul gives him a look.

MISS CRANE
This is Mr. Hunham. He’s one of our finest teachers. History, right?
PAUL
Ancient Civilizations, yes.
MISS CRANE
And this is Mary Lamb. She’s the manager of the cafeteria
ELISE
Hi.
MISS CRANE
Why don’t you take Angus to the basement and introduce him to our family tradition?

Elise leads Angus away.

MISS CRANE (CONT’D)
Let me get you guys some drinks. Jim Beam for you, right?
PAUL
Correct.
MARY
I’ll take a whiskey.

Miss Crane smiles and wanders off. Paul ambles over to the buffet. A PARTY GOER smiles at him. Paul smiles back but makes no effort to engage.

73

INT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - BASEMENT - NIGHT

source 74

Elise leads Angus downstairs to sort of ARTSY-CRAFTSY AREA, where YOUNGER KIDS are gluing Popsicle sticks together and decorating them with glitter, pipe-cleaners and paint.

Angus can’t stop glancing at Elise.

ANGUS
This is what you wanted to show me?
ELISE
I grew up playing down here during my aunt’s parties. I think it’s kind of cool. There’s a purity to it. I mean, every child is an artist. The problem is remaining an artist when we grow up. Picasso said that.
ANGUS
Picasso’s cool. I saw Guérnica once. You know, the big mural, with the horse.

He pulls a twisted Guernica face.

ELISE
I know Guérnica. You really saw it?
ANGUS
At the Museum of Modern Art in New York. It’s huge. My dad took me.
ELISE
Hey, Guernica: you’re giving me an idea.
74

INT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - DEN - NIGHT

source 75

Mary stands by the hi-fi, drink in hand, clearly melancholy. Custodian Danny enters the party and spots her.

DANNY
There you go. How’re you doing tonight?

They exchange a chaste little hug.

MARY
I’m doing all right. They put me in charge of the music.
DANNY
Who put you in charge of the music?
MARY
I did.
DANNY
(sweetly)
You’re so crazy.

An awkward moment. Danny produces a small gift.

DANNY (CONT’D)
I got you a little something.
MARY
No.

Danny nods -- Go on, open it.

MARY (CONT’D)
Danny, you didn’t have to do this.
DANNY
I don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die. I wanted to.

She unwraps the gift -- it’s a pin.

MARY
This is lovely. Thank you.
DANNY
You’re welcome.
MARY
But Danny, I didn’t get you anything.
DANNY
Yeah, you did. That beautiful smile.

Mary smiles, almost despite herself.

DANNY (CONT’D)
There it is.
MARY
Well, then. Merry Christmas.
75

INT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - BASEMENT - NIGHT

source 76

Elise and Angus finger-paint.

ANGUS
Am I doing this right?
ELISE
There is no right or wrong.

She leans toward him, spreading the paint across the paper. Angus tries not to stare.

ELISE (CONT’D)
Are you trying to look down my shirt?
ANGUS
No. Yes.

She smiles and keeps on painting.

ELISE
You know, I’m not going to do this if you’re not going to take it seriously.
ANGUS
I am taking it seriously. As seriously as one can take finger painting.
ELISE
No, you’re not. You missed this whole area, right here.

She leans closer, pointing to a blank space. Their eyes meet. She smiles and kisses him gently. We can tell it’s his first. It takes a moment for him to process it before kissing back.

76

INT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

source 77

Paul examines the silver Christmas tree. Miss Crane approaches with his drink and kisses him on the cheek.

PAUL
(shocked)
Oh!

She hands him his glass of Jim and points at the ceIling.

MISS CRANE
Mistletoe.
PAUL
Right. Of course.
(a beat, then, awkwardly)
You know, it’s interesting.
(MORE)
PAUL (CONT’D)
Aeneas carried mistletoe when he descended into Hades in search of his father.
MISS CRANE
Huh.
PAUL
Anyway, I like your tree. Very space age.
MISS CRANE
I bought it to commemorate the moon landing!
PAUL
Really. Oh.
MISS CRANE
So where’s your family this Christmas?
PAUL
Nowhere. I’m an only child. My mother died when I was young.
MISS CRANE
And your father?

Paul shakes his head, loath to get into something unpleasant.

PAUL
Let’s just say I left home when I was fifteen.
MISS CRANE
You ran away?
PAUL
Worse. I got a scholarship. To Barton. And from there, I went to college and never looked back.
MISS CRANE
But you did a little. I mean, you came back here.

Paul looks at her, wheels turning.

PAUL
It kind of feels like home. And I guess I thought I could make a difference.
MISS CRANE
And do you? Make a difference?
PAUL
I mean, I used to think I could prepare them for the world, even a little -- provide standards and grounding, like Dr. Green always drilled into us. But the world doesn’t make sense anymore. It’s on fire, the rich don’t give a shit, poor kids are cannon fodder, integrity’s a punch line, trust is just a name on a bank.

Miss Crane absorbs this and studies Paul.

MISS CRANE
Well, look. If that’s all true, then now is when they most need someone like you.

She smiles at him -- dazzling even with the dark sentiments. A bittersweet Christmas moment.

BY THE STEREO
Still with Danny and a little drunk, Mary cues up a record, but she has trouble dropping the needle and makes horrible scratching noise.

Finally Artie Shaw’s “WHEN WINTER COMES” comes on.

MARY
Danny, do you know Curtis used to love Artie Shaw? We used to dance to this. I mean, what teenage kid listens to Artie Shaw?

A MALE GUEST heads toward the stereo.

MALE GUEST
You’re kidding me. Can’t we play something a little hipper?
MARY
Don’t touch that goddamn record.
DANNY
Maybe you better sit down.
MARY
Danny, I’m okay.

He puts his arm around her. She removes it.

MARY (CONT’D)
I said I’m okay!

Teetering, she finds a seat. We move CLOSER to her as she listens. Danny looks at her, seeing she’s unreachable.

MARY (CONT’D)
Get me another drink.
ON THE COUCH
Miss Crane and Paul are deep into their drinks.
MISS CRANE
Are you planning anything special for tomorrow?
PAUL
Why, are you having a...
MISS CRANE
No, I just thought maybe you’d be doing something special for Angus.
(off Paul’s head shake)
You should. To help preserve some of the magic. He may be a little difficult, but he’s still just a kid. And life catches up to them so fast. Them. Ha. Us!

She has a point. Paul looks at her, touched.

PAUL
You’re a very sweet person, Miss Crane.
MISS CRANE
So are you, when you want to be. And it’s Lydia.

He basks in this small intimacy. Behind him, the front door swings open. Her face lights up.

MISS CRANE (CONT’D)
Excuse me for a minute, will you?

Paul turns to see a somewhat HANDSOME MAN taking off his coat and waving. She rushes to the door and greets him with a deep kiss. Paul’s smile fades. Angus comes over, concerned.

ANGUS
Mr. Hunham, could you come with me, please?
PAUL
Yeah, what is it?

Angus pulls Paul across the living room and into--

77

INT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT

source 78

-- where Mary stands by the sink, her back turned away. Danny is next to her, trying in vain to comfort her.

Paul approaches, finding Mary weeping quietly.

PAUL
Mary? Mary, are you all right?
MARY
Just leave me alone.
DANNY
You want me to take you home?
MARY
Back off!

Stung, Danny retreats. Paul closes the door. Mary starts to SOB.

MARY (CONT’D)
He’s gone.

No more brave face. Real grief in real time. The enormity of her heartbreak leaves the men speechless.

78

EXT. MISS CRANE’S HOUSE - NIGHT

source 79

Supporting her on either side, Paul and Angus guide Mary down the front steps and toward the Nova.

PAUL
I was right. This is why I hate parties. That was a disaster. Total disaster!
ANGUS
Speak for yourself. I was having fun. Let’s take Mary home, make sure she’s okay and we’ll come back.
PAUL
Out of the question.
ANGUS
Would you give me a break?! I was hitting it off with Elise.
PAUL
The niece? Are you kidding me? This poor woman is bereft, and all you can think about is some silly girl.
MARY
I don’t need you feeling sorry for me.
ANGUS
See?! I’m just saying this is the first good thing that came from being in this prison with you.
PAUL
Need I remind you it’s not my fault you’re stuck here? Do you think I want to be babysitting you? I was praying to the God I don’t believe in that your mother would pick up the phone, or your father would arrive in a helicopter or a submarine or a flying fucking saucer to take you off my hands.
ANGUS
My father’s dead.
PAUL
But I thought your father --
ANGUS
That’s just some rich guy my mom married. Give me your keys.
PAUL
It’s unlocked.

Angus heads over to open the car door.

MARY
You don’t tell a boy who’s been left behind at Christmas that you’re aching to cut him loose. That nobody wants him. What the fuck is wrong with you?

She grabs his arm.

MARY (CONT’D)
Let’s go. I’m cold.

DAY 8 - CHRISTMAS DAY, 1970

79

INT. NURSE’S QUARTERS - EARLY MORNING

source 80

Paul lies awake, staring at the ceiling. He sits up.

80

INT. INFIRMARY - DAY

source 81

Now dressed, Paul looks in on Angus, still asleep.

81

EXT. FACULTY PARKING LOT - DAY

source 82

More snow. Paul trudges toward the Nova.

82

EXT. ROAD - DAY

source 83

The Nova motors past us.

83

EXT. CHRISTMAS TREE LOT - DAY

source 84

The Townies in orange sit drinking coffee on the hatch of a pick-up. The Nova rattles up. Paul gets out.

TOWNIE #1 What can we do for you, chief?

PAUL
I’m looking for a tree.

TOWNIE #1 (pointing to runty trees) You’ve come to the right place. Big fire sale on all remaining inventory.

84

EXT. ROAD - DAY

source 85

The Nova heads back to school, a small tree tied to its roof.

85

INT. INFIRMARY - DAY

source 86

Paul is puzzled to find the room empty.

PAUL
Mr. Tully? Mr. Tully? Angus Tully!
86

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

source 87

Paul enters to find Mary cooking, on the downslope of a hangover.

PAUL
Good morning.
MARY
Merry Christmas.
PAUL
Merry Christmas. Of course. How are you?
MARY
Got a case of the cocktail flu.
PAUL
Have you seen the boy?

She shakes her head.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Goddamn it. Where the hell can he be?
87

EXT. BARTON ACADEMY - QUAD - DAY

source 88

Paul scans the empty quad.

PAUL
ANGUS!
88

INT. STAIRWAY - HALLWAY - DAY

source 89

Now a little panicked, Paul ascends a stairway.

PAUL
Mr. Tully!

He hears MUSIC and follows the sound into --

89

INT. AUDITORIUM - CONTINUOUS

source 90

Angus plays piano. Paul listens for a few moments before making his presence known.

PAUL
Merry Christmas.
ANGUS
Merry Christmas.
PAUL
Where the hell have you been?
ANGUS
I dunno. Here.
PAUL
Come on. I have something to show you.
90

INT. DINING HALL - DAY

source 91

Angus, Mary and a very proud Paul behold the bare tree, atilt in a makeshift stand. Beneath it sit three small GIFTS.

ANGUS
No ornaments?
PAUL
I’m sure we can round up some ornaments.

Paul picks up a gift and hands it to Angus.

PAUL (CONT’D)
This is for you.

Angus is so surprised that he just looks at it before unwrapping it. It’s a book.

PAUL (CONT’D)
“Meditations” by Marcus Aurelius. For my money, it’s like the Bible, the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita all rolled up into one. And the best part is not one mention of God.
ANGUS
Um, okay. Thanks.

Paul gives Mary a gift.

PAUL
And this is for you.

Mary opens it. It’s another copy of “Meditations.”

MARY
So you just give this to everybody?
PAUL
And--

Paul hands Mary the remaining gift. It’s a badly-wrapped bottle of whiskey.

MARY
Aw. How did you guess?
PAUL
(to Angus)
Also, this came in the mail for you.

Paul hands Angus an envelope. He opens it. It’s a card stuffed with CASH. “Happy Holidays from Mom and Stanley.”

DINING HALL - LATER
Paul, Mary and Angus finish a lovely Christmas dinner in the middle of the immense room.

They exchange looks, a new sort of intimacy among them. Mary lights a cigarette.

PAUL
Thank you, Mary. That was just lovely.
MARY
It that an actual compliment?
ANGUS
I don’t think I’ve ever had a real family Christmas like this. Christmas dinner, I mean -- family style, out of the oven, all the trimmings. My mom always just orders in from Delmonico’s.
MARY
She’s got the right idea. Next year I’m ordering in from Delmonico’s.
ANGUS
Anyway. Thank you, Mary.
MARY
You’re welcome.

She winks at him and smiles. Paul raises a glass.

PAUL
I’d like to propose a toast. To my two unlikely companions on this snowy island. And to our absent friends and family. I realize that none of us is here because he wants to be, so if there’s anything I can do to make the holidays a little cheerier for either of you, just say the word.
ANGUS
Okay, I want to go to Boston.
PAUL
Boston. Why?
ANGUS
Why not? I want a real Christmas. I want to go ice skating. I want to see a real Christmas tree with ornaments, not that stupid thing.
PAUL
You said it was nice.
MARY
It is nice.
ANGUS
Come on. Let’s get out of here. I want a real holiday.
PAUL
Well, we’re not going to Boston. It’s out of the question.
MARY
You just told the boy “anything.” So take the kid to Boston.
PAUL
Mary, we’re not allowed to leave campus or the immediate environs.

Paul catches Mary and Angus’s look. Sighs.

PAUL (CONT’D)
But I suppose we could call it a field trip. A field trip would fall under the ambit of additional academic pursuits. There’s even a fund set aside for additional academic pursuits.
ANGUS
I’ll go pack.

Angus rises and sprints away happily.

MARY
I’m gonna need you to drive me to Roxbury.
PAUL
All right.
HIGH AND WIDE
The Nova cruises past steepled churches and colonial clapboard houses strung with Christmas lights. Currier & Ives New England, snowbound and gorgeous.

The BOSTON SKYLINE comes into view.

91

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - ROXBURY, BOSTON - DAY

source 92

The Nova pulls to the curb across from a TRIPLE-DECKER apartment building.

92

INT. NOVA - CONTINUOUS

source 93

Paul puts it in park.

MARY
Here we are.
PAUL
That’s an awful lot of stairs.
MARY
Probably icy, too.

Who’s not getting the hint?

PAUL
Mr. Tully.
ANGUS
Right. Mary, can I help with your bags?
MARY
Yes please.

Angus gets out, opens the trunk, grabs Mary’s bag and the BOX we saw earlier.

MARY (CONT’D)
(opening the window)
Be careful with the box.

Angus carries her luggage and the Box and crosses the street.

PAUL
You know you’re more than welcome to a room at the hotel. We’ve got the money.
MARY
Are you out of your mind? I need a break from you two and all your damn bickering. Besides I’m looking forward to visiting my little sister. She’s pregnant.
PAUL
That’s wonderful.

Paul takes Mary’s hand and squeezes it. She makes a face.

MARY
Mr. Hunham!
PAUL
Oh, sorry. My hands sweat. Hyperhidrosis.

Through the windshield they watch Angus navigate the stairs. On the second level he looks down. Mary opens her door.

MARY
One more flight up!
(to Paul)
You two going to be all right?
PAUL
Oh, yes. The young monster will be well under control.

They see Angus summit the stairs and put the bags down. Mary’s sister PEGGY and her husband LESTER come onto the balcony and wave.

PEGGY
Mary!

Mary’s face lights up. She calls back to Peggy.

MARY
Hi!

She turns to Paul.

MARY (CONT’D)
Bye.

Mary gets out, slams the door, crosses the street and passes Angus at the bottom of the stairs.

ANGUS
Bye, Mary.
MARY
Not yet. Now you’ve got to help me up there.
ANGUS
Oh yeah. Sure thing.

Angus takes her arm and they begin the ascent.

93

INT. PEGGY’S TOWNHOUSE - GUEST BEDROOM - DAY

source 94

The room is being converted into a nursery. Someone has started painting a wall, and there’s a crib in the corner. Mary is seated on the bed. The Box is next to her.

She stands, picks up the Box and carries it to a bureau. She opens it, revealing OLD BABY CLOTHES. She takes out a bottle, then a pair shoes. She holds them for a moment, smiles sadly, then starts putting the items into the drawers.

Peggy appears in the doorway. Mary turns. They look at each other. Mary takes a step toward her. They hug for a long time.

94

INT. PEGGY’S TOWNHOUSE - GUEST BEDROOM - LATER

source 95

Mary and Peggy sit on the bed, talking and laughing. Lester sticks his head in. The women don’t notice him. He smiles and keeps moving.

UNDER BLACK --
DAY 10 - DECEMBER 27, 1970
95

EXT. BOSTON STREET - DAY

source 96

Paul and Angus walk the sun-dappled, snowy streets...

96

EXT. ANOTHER BOSTON STREET - DAY

source 97

...through bustling crowds going about their holiday business.

97

EXT. BRATTLE BOOK SHOP - DAY

source 98

Paul and Angus browse at an outdoor bookstore open even during winter. Soon a HOOKER in a short coat and go-go boots wanders by. She approaches Paul.

HOOKER
Hi there, handsome. Got a cigarette?
PAUL
No, sorry, I smoke a pipe.
HOOKER
Then how about a date? You want a date?
PAUL
No, thank you.
HOOKER
Come on. Let’s go somewhere warm.
ANGUS
(to Paul)
Go ahead. I can wait here.
HOOKER
See? He can wait here and read some books. Get educated. He doesn’t mind if daddy gets a little candy cane.
PAUL
Thank you, but I’ve never really liked candy canes. Plus, I’m pre- diabetic.

This is hopeless. The Hooker walks away.

ANGUS
You know, if you do want a little candy cane, I won’t tell anyone.
PAUL
Mr. Tully, for most people, sex is ninety-nine percent friction and one percent good will. Call me old- fashioned, but I place value on physical intimacy. So should you.

They leave the bookstore. Paul lights his pipe.

ANGUS
You’ve never had sex, have you?
PAUL
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully, there was a time when the fire in my loins burned white hot.
ANGUS
You’re full of shit.
PAUL
The details would curl your toes.
ANGUS
Okay, we’re finally getting to the good stuff. Let’s hear.
PAUL
Maybe when you turn eighteen. Curl your toes!
98

INT. BOSTON FINE ARTS MUSEUM - DAY

source 99

Paul and Angus wander among ancient Greek artifacts.

ANGUS
Are we almost done?
PAUL
What’s your hurry? I thought you liked Antiquity.
ANGUS
In class, maybe. But I never think about it unless I need to.

Paul directs Angus’s attention to a display of CERAMICS.

PAUL
Here. What do you see?
ANGUS
I don’t know. A bunch of pottery.
PAUL
(pointing)
Look at that one.

On the vase, a naked Greek couple are seriously going at it.

ANGUS
Candy cane!
PAUL
There’s nothing new in human experience, Mr. Tully. Each generation thinks it invented debauchery or suffering or rebellion, but man’s every appetite and impulse, from the disgusting to the sublime, is on display right here, all around you.

Paul gestures around the room, and we cut to CLOSE-UPS of the art -- conquest, passion, sacrifice.

PAUL (CONT’D)
So before you dismiss something as boring or irrelevant, remember that if you truly want to understand the present, or yourself, you must begin in the past. History is not merely the past, Mr. Tully. It’s an explanation of the present.
ANGUS
See, when you say it that way, and throw in some pornography, it’s a lot easier to understand. You should try doing more of that in class and less yelling. You know, most of the kids pretty much hate you. Teachers, too. You know that, right?

Paul looks at him, then down, straining not to feel hurt.

99

EXT. PARK - SKATING RINK - NIGHT

source 100

Festooned for the holidays, the public rink is alive with SKATERS.

From the sidelines, Paul watches Angus skate laps, quietly marveling at the lad’s vitality.

100

EXT. SKATING RINK - NIGHT

source 101

Paul and Angus leave, a new ease between them.

HUGH (O.C.)
Paul Hunham? Is that you?

Paul turns to see a COUPLE, Paul’s age, approaching at speed. They have that holiday glow.

HUGH (CONT’D)
Hugh. Hugh Cavanaugh.
PAUL
Yes, of course. Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh. How are you, Hugh?
HUGH
God, what’s it been, thirty years? This is my wife Karen. Honey, this is Paul Hunham. We went to Harvard together.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Hi, Paul.
PAUL
(thrown)
Yes, we did. Wow. So what’re you up to, Hugh? Still in the area?
HUGH
Oh yes, still here in Boston. Cambridge.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Harvard. He just got tenure. Statistics.
HUGH
Karen.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
He won’t blow his own horn, so I blow it for him.
HUGH
Okay. What about you, Paul?
PAUL
Teaching as well. We have that in common. History, ancient history.
HUGH
That’s great. Where?
PAUL
Abroad mostly. On fellowships. Privately funded fellowships. Universities and private academies, mostly. Fellowships. I’m currently posted in Antwerp. Just back here for the holidays.
HUGH
Is this your son?
ANGUS
I’m his nephew. Leonard.
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Nice to meet you, Leonard.
ANGUS
And he’s writing a book right now. Tell them about your book, Uncle Paul.
PAUL
My book? It’s not a book, really. Just a monograph. Nothing special.
ANGUS
Don’t be so modest. It’s about, uh, cameras, right? Ancient cameras.
HUGH
Huh.
PAUL
What he means, of course, is the camera obscura. You know, the optical and astronomical tool that dates back to, um, the time of Anaxagoras.
ANGUS
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.
PAUL
He’s not interested, Leonard.
HUGH
Sure I am.
PAUL
“Light and Magic in The Ancient World.”
HUGH
Well, Paul, I’m so glad you landed on your feet. You look swell.
PAUL
You too. So swell.
HUGH
And we’ll keep an eye out for your book. Won’t we, honey?
MRS. CAVANAUGH
Of course. Merry Christmas, Paul. Bye, Leonard.
ANGUS
Merry Christmas.

Paul’s forced jocularity vanishes, and he marches away.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
What the fuck just happened?

Paul just keeps walking.

101

INT. LIQUOR STORE - NIGHT

source 102

Paul enters and starts scanning the shelves. Angus follows.

ANGUS
I thought Barton men don’t lie. Don’t get me wrong, that was fun, but you just lied through your teeth.
PAUL
What I say during a private conversation is none of your goddamn business. You’re not to judge me.
ANGUS
It wasn’t a private conversation. The wife and I were there. And I helped you. Why’d he ask if you landed on your feet?
PAUL
What is this, Nuremberg?
ANGUS
You’re the hard-ass constantly telling everybody not to lie and going on and on about the honor code.
PAUL
There was an incident when I was at Harvard. With my roommate.
ANGUS
And?
PAUL
He accused me of copying from his senior thesis. Plagiarizing.
ANGUS
Well, did you?
PAUL
No! He stole from me. But that blue-blooded prick’s family had allies on the faculty -- I mean, their last name is on a library -- so he accused me in order to sanitize his treachery. And they threw me out.
ANGUS
So you got kicked out of Harvard for cheating?
PAUL
No. I got kicked out of Harvard for hitting him.
ANGUS
You hit him? Like punched him out?
PAUL
No, I hit him with a car.
ANGUS
You got kicked out of Harvard for hitting a guy with a car?!

Paul finally sees his Jim Beam behind the register and approaches the stone-faced CASHIER.

PAUL
By accident. But he broke three ribs. Which was technically his fault, because he shouldn’t have been in the road. Pint of Jim Beam.
CASHIER
Two dollars, please.

Paul pulls out his wallet and pays the Cashier.

PAUL
(to Angus)
Also, he shat himself, which was the greater indignity.
CASHIER
(handing him the bottle)
Here you go, killer.
102

EXT. BOSTON STREET - CONTINUOUS

source 103

They exit the liquor store and walk around the corner.

ANGUS
So Mr. Hunham never even graduated college? Holy shit. You didn’t finish up somewhere else?

Paul gives him a look -- “I’m more mysterious than you thought.” He cracks open the pint of Jim. Takes a pull.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
Who else knows?
PAUL
Dr. Green knew. Only Dr. Green. He’d always believed in me, so he gave me a job. Adjunct faculty -- zero respect and even less pay, so nobody batted an eye -- and I’ve been at the school ever since.
ANGUS
Are you ashamed how things turned out?
PAUL
Not at all. I’m proud of my work. I love history, I love Barton. Barton is my life. I don’t know what I’d do without Barton.
ANGUS
Then why did you lie to that guy?
PAUL
Because I knew he’d relish the fact that I’m a washout and never left my own high school. And he’d probably repeat that story to everybody we used to know. So I figured he’s not entitled to my story. I am.
ANGUS
Yeah. Fuck that guy.
PAUL
Exactly. Fuck that guy.
(mocking)
Statistics.
(quiet panic)
But you’ll keep this quiet, right? No one is to know. I mean no one, Angus.
ANGUS
Entre nous, sir. Entre nous.

A moment later --

PAUL
Ancient cameras? Where the hell’d you come up with that?
ANGUS
Just trying to keep you on your toes, sir.
UNDER BLACK --
DAY 11 - DECEMBER 28, 1970
103

INT. HOTEL ROOM - MORNING

source 104

Angus awakens to find Paul fully dressed.

PAUL
Get up, kid. It’s daylight in the swamp.

Angus swings his legs out of bed. Paul gestures to a ROOM SERVICE TRAY.

PAUL (CONT’D)
I ordered breakfast.
ANGUS
Great.

Angus grabs something out of his suitcase but drops it on the way to the bathroom -- a BOTTLE OF PILLS. Paul picks it up.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
Those are my vitamins.
PAUL
Librium?
ANGUS
Yeah, it’s just something I’m supposed to take. For low energy.
PAUL
You mean depression?
ANGUS
Hey, is that rye toast? How’d you know I like rye toast?

Angus grabs a slice and disappears into the bathroom. Paul reaches into his suitcase, pulls out a BOTTLE OF LIBRIUM of his own, and unscrews the cap.

104

INT. CANDLEPIN BOWLING ALLEY - DAY

source 105

There’s a BAR inside, and Christmas decorations. LOCALS laugh, drink, bowl.

AT A LANE
Paul rolls. Okay, but not great. Rolls again. Meh.

Angus rolls. Spare. Rolls again. Strike!

Paul rolls again. So-so.

ANGUS
You’re not very good at this.
PAUL
Your grasp of the obvious is remarkable.
ANGUS
It’s your form. Just hold on tightly, then let go lightly.

Paul glares, then tries it. Much better.

PAUL
You’re a pretty good teacher, kid. Too bad everyone dislikes you. Pretty much hates you. But you must know that, right?
ANGUS
Touché, sir. Touché.

Angus notices a LOCAL GIRL smiling at him from a nearby lane. Her GIRLFRIEND whispers to her. They laugh. Angus doesn’t quite know how to take this.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
Which eye do you aim with, anyway? You know, I’ve been meaning to ask. When we’re talking, which eye should I look at? Sometimes I look at one, then I think I’m wrong, so I look at the other one.
PAUL
Everybody does that.
ANGUS
So which eye is it?

Paul just smiles before lifting his ball for another roll.

LATER - AT THE BAR

A bourbon lands in front of Paul. He takes a big slug.

In the distance, Angus now bowls with the girls. Paul shoots amused looks at Angus before losing himself in reverie.

Drinking and smoking a few barstools away is a gin-blossomed SANTA chatting with the BARTENDER.

BARTENDER
People don’t understand. This isn’t tenpin. It’s much harder. All these tenpin assholes coming in here like they’re slumming it, to hell with them.
SANTA CLAUS
Yeah, fuck ‘em.

Paul lights his pipe and leans towards them, full of bonhomie.

PAUL
Here’s something I’ll bet you didn’t know. Your uniform, festive as it is, is historically inaccurate. St. Nicholas of Myra was actually a 4th-century Greek bishop from what is now Turkey, so a robe and sandals would be closer to the mark. But I guess that would be impractical, given the weather, and, of course, all the silly -- but lucrative -- mythology about Santa Claus and elves and reindeer and chimneys and what not. Still, what can you do? As Democritus said: “World is decay. Life is perception.”

Paul puffs on his pipe, satisfied. The Bartender and Santa just stare at him. Who is this pedantic asshole?

105

INT. MOVIE THEATRE BALCONY

source 106

Paul and Angus watch “Little Big Man,” popcorn between them.

PAUL
This is not only amusing, but for a movie, it’s a fairly accurate depiction of life among the Cheyenne.
NEARBY PATRON
Shhhh.
PAUL
Fuck off.
ANGUS
I’m going to the bathroom.

Paul nods.

106

INT. MOVIE THEATRE LOBBY - DAY

source 107

Angus walks downstairs from the balcony, but rather than heading for the bathroom, he chooses the front doors.

107

INT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

source 108

Engrossed by the film, Paul suddenly glances in alarm at Angus’s empty seat.

108

EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY

source 109

Paul emerges from the theater just in time to catch Angus climbing into a TAXI.

PAUL
Hey! Hey!

He sprints toward Angus, who slams the door shut. Paul opens it.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Get out.
ANGUS
I just need to do something. I was going to come back. Or meet you at the hotel. It won’t take long. It’s nothing bad.
PAUL
Get out, you conniving little shit!

Angus stays put.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Were you planning this the whole time? Just counting the minutes until I turned my back?
ANGUS
I’m not running away. There’s just something I need to do before we go back to school. Please.
(then)
You could come with me. Just come with me, okay?
PAUL
Come with you where?
ANGUS
To see my dad.
PAUL
Your dad? That’s what this is about? Why didn’t you just ask me? Because of course we can go to a cemetery.
109

EXT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL DRIVEWAY - DAY

source 110

Through the taxi windshield, we motor up a long access road.

110

EXT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL - DAY

source 111

The taxi arrives at a large stone building.

111

INT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - DAY

source 112

An ORDERLY leads Angus and Paul up stairs and toward a door.

A look passes between Angus and Paul. Angus enters alone. Paul sits on a nearby bench.

112

INT. PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL DAY ROOM - DAY

source 113

A large, bright space for supervised visits. A couple of OTHER PATIENTS have visitors, too.

The Orderly enters with THOMAS TULLY, 50ish. He’s wearing hospital garb and his eyes have that glazed Thorazine look. The Orderly steers him towards Angus.

ANGUS
Hi, Dad.
THOMAS
Hello, sweetheart.

Angus embraces him.

ANGUS
You want to sit down for a little?

Thomas doesn’t respond. Confusion in his eyes. The Orderly guides him to a table.

ORDERLY
Sit right here. There you go.

Father and son sit across from each other.

ANGUS
I’ve missed you. I’ve missed you a lot. A whole lot. You know, I’m still in school. At Barton. And it’s Christmastime now, so I thought you’d like a visit.

Thomas stares at him. Angus nervously fills the silence.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
Guess what? I’m actually keeping my grades up.
(MORE)
ANGUS (CONT’D)
I consistently get the highest grades in the class in Ancient Civ. And I’m pretty much third or fourth in Precalculus. And I’m in the chess club, but I don’t really like the other kids. And in the spring I’m going to try out for tennis. Just JV, and probably only doubles, if the coach can just forget about my... anyway, not important.
THOMAS
I want to tell you something.

Thomas takes his hand. Angus leans forward eagerly, listening.

THOMAS (CONT’D)
I think they’re putting something in my food.
113

EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT

source 114

A TAXI heads back toward Boston. It’s snowing. Angus gazes sadly out the window. Paul sits beside him, watching him.

114

INT. FANCY RESTAURANT - NIGHT

source 115

Angus sits across the table from Paul.

ANGUS
He used to be fine. Better than fine. He was great. He was my dad. Then about four years ago, he started acting strange - like, erratic, forgetful, saying all this weird shit. My mom took him to a bunch of doctors, and they put him on medication. But that just made it worse. He got more confused. And then he got angry, and then he got... physical. And that was the last straw. They put him away. Then she divorced him. Without him even realizing it. That’s why she wants a whole new life. And it’s easy to just stash me away in a boarding school, like half of us there are just stashed away. And I get it -- she never has to look at me, because when she looks at me, she sees him.
PAUL
That can’t be true. You’re her son.
ANGUS
And she’s right. I can’t keep it together. I lie. I steal. I piss people off. I don’t have any friends, real friends. I’ll probably get kicked out of Barton too, and when I do, it’ll be my own fault. I’ll get sent to Fork Union, and then maybe to you-know- where, and nobody will care. The funny thing is, I wanted to see my dad so bad, but I also didn’t. Because I’m afraid that’s what’s going to happen to me one day.
PAUL
Angus, listen. You’re not your father.
ANGUS
How do you know?
PAUL
Because no one is his own father. I’m not my dad, no matter how hard he tried to beat that idea into me.

Paul trails off, stares into space. Angus takes note.

PAUL (CONT’D)
I find the world a bitter and complicated place, and it seems to feel the same way about me. I think you and I have this in common. Don’t get me wrong -- you have your challenges. You’re erratic and belligerent and a gigantic pain in the balls, but you’re not me, and you’re not your father. You’re your own man. Man. No. You’re just a kid. You’re just beginning. And you’re smart. You’ve got time to turn things around.

Angus absorbs this wide-eyed, like a benediction.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Sure, the Greeks had the idea that the steps you take to avoid your fate are the very steps that lead to it, but that’s just a literary conceit. In real life, your history does not have to dictate your desti --
(noticing)
Oh, here’s Mary.
ANGUS
Can you not tell Mary, or anybody, about --
PAUL
Entre nous. This whole damn trip is entre nous. Stand up.
ANGUS
What?
PAUL
Stand up for the lady, you boor. You cretin.

Mary approaches the table. They stand as Mary sits.

MARY
Thank you. Sorry I’m late.
PAUL
We’re just happy to see you.
HOST
Madame, your menu.

The host leaves, and shortly the WAITRESS approaches.

WAITRESS
Hello, ma’am. Would you like a cocktail to start?
MARY
I’ll just have tea, please. And I’ve eaten.
PAUL
Have a cocktail.
MARY
Just a cup of tea.
WAITRESS
And you, gentlemen? Did you save room for dessert?

A WAITER at a nearby table sets fire to a chafing dish. A YOUNG COUPLE marvels at the spectacle.

ANGUS
What’s that?
WAITRESS
That’s our signature dessert. Cherries jubilee.
ANGUS
That sounds great.
PAUL
Bring the young vandal here cherries jubilee.
WAITRESS
I’m afraid I can’t. The dish contains brandy. Same deal with the bananas foster.
MARY
But all the alcohol burns off, right?
WAITRESS
It’s still against the rules, ma’am.
PAUL
Fine. I’ll order the cherries jubilee. We can share it.
WAITRESS
I can’t allow that either.
MARY
What if it’s his birthday?
ANGUS
It’s my birthday.
WAITRESS
Happy birthday, young man. Let’s get you a slice of cake or some other age-appropriate dessert.
PAUL
Christ on a crutch, what kind of fascist hash foundry are you running here?
MARY
Let me ask you a question. Do you have cherries?
WAITRESS
Yes.
MARY
Great. And do you have ice cream?
WAITRESS
Yes.
MARY
Fantastic. Can we please get cherries and ice cream to go?
PAUL
And the check.
WAITRESS
Right away.

The Waitress leaves in a snit.

MARY
(as the Waitress leaves)
Bitch.
115

EXT. FANCY RESTAURANT PARKING LOT - NIGHT

source 116

Paul, Angus and Mary stand before a TAKEOUT CONTAINER atop the trunk of a car. Mary has a cigarette in her mouth and matches in her hand.

ANGUS
I swiped us spoons.
PAUL
I don’t approve, but good thinking.
MARY
Hurry up. I’m cold.

Paul unscrews his flask and soaks the cherries a little too much.

PAUL
James Beam....

Mary lights a match and touches it to the cherries. FLAMES.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Presto! Cherries jubilee!

The flames shoot up so much that the takeout container catches fire.

ANGUS
Shit! Shit!
MARY
How much alcohol did you put on there?
WIDE
LAUGHTER as they knock the flaming container onto the pavement and struggle to extinguish the blaze.
116

EXT. NEW ENGLAND ROAD - DAY

source 117

The Nova heads home.

117

INT. NOVA - DAY

source 118

The threesome ride home in silence, and we observe each of them in close-up. Each smiles faintly.

118

INT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - NIGHT

source 119

Paul, Angus, Mary and Danny cluster around the TV -- GUY LOMBARDO AND HIS ROYAL CANADIANS.

MARY
We should have noise-makers.
ANGUS
I’ve got a noise-maker.

Angus produces an M-80 from his pocket.

PAUL
Where the hell did you get that?
ANGUS
I don’t know. Found it.
PAUL
You’re not deploying that in here.
ANGUS
You weren’t this uptight in Boston. Danny, where do you stand on indoor fireworks?
DANNY
About as far away as I can.

THE COUNTDOWN to 1971 begins. They turn to watch.

EVERYONE
Three, two, one. Happy New Year!

Paul shakes everyone’s hand.

PAUL
Congratulations, Mr. Tully. Congratulations, Danny. Mary.
(holding up M-80)
Now, as I say, we’re not deploying this in here. We’re going to light this sucker off in the kitchen.
119

EXT. KITCHEN STAFF COMMON ROOM - CONTINUOUS

source 120

They head to the adjacent kitchen area. Paul gives the M-80 to Angus and lights it for him. Angus throws it off-screen. LOUD EXPLOSION.

Through the windows we see the threesome hugging one another.

FADE OUT
UNDER BLACK --
NEW SEMESTER - JANUARY 11, 1971
120

EXT. QUAD - DAY

source 121

The CROSS-COUNTRY TEAM races across the quad in watch caps and grey sweats.

121

INT. WEIGHT ROOM - DAY

source 122

The Barton CREW cranks away on indoor rowing machines as the COACH keeps the cadence, urging them on.

122

INT. NEW GYMNASIUM - DAY

source 123

The BASKETBALL TEAM runs drills on the new gym floor.

123

INT. STUDENT DORMITORY - DAY

source 124

Boys dress, laugh, fight. Two play lacrosse in the hall. Smith steps from the shower, toweling his FRESHLY-CUT hair.

124

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

source 125

The cooks are back at work. Mary checks the seasoning on a big pot of soup.

MARY
This is too much paprika. Why did you put in all that paprika? Follow the recipe. Now you’ve got to add a third cup of water. Come on.
125

INT. PAUL’S CLASSROOM - DAY

source 126

Angus and the rest await the start of class. Kountze is terribly sunburned except for the outline of his goggles.

CROCKER
Hey Kountze: does it still hurt?
KOUNTZE
Fuck yeah, it hurts. Glare off the slopes, man. Burned me to a crisp.
(off Angus’s laugh)
You think it’s funny, Tully?
ANGUS
No, man. I’m just glad you had a good vacation.
PAUL
(sweeping in)
Welcome back, you snarling Visigoths. I trust you all enjoyed a refreshing holiday.
(noticing)
Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze. Or should I say Icarus? Fly a little too close to the sun, did we?
KOUNTZE
Huh?
PAUL
All right, everyone. Along with your skiing and swimming, I hope you found time to enlighten yourselves about the Peloponnesian War and its implications for today. Just to check, we’re going to start with a short pop quiz on the reading before we retake the final from last semester. Omnia ex scrineis vestris praeter stilum.

The boys groan and put their books on the ground. Angus and Paul share a conspiratorial smile.

126

EXT. ADMINISTRATION BUILDING - DAY

source 127

A shiny Cadillac pulls up and parks. Out step a WELL-GROOMED COUPLE, and they head inside.

127

INT. PAUL’S CLASSROOM - DAY

source 128

Paul sits alone at his desk, correcting exams. Miss Crane opens the door.

MISS CRANE
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham.
PAUL
Miss Crane. Lydia. Come in. Happy New Year.
MISS CRANE
Same to you. Happy new year.
PAUL
Forgive me. I’m a clod. I never called to thank you for inviting the boy and me to your party. And Mary. It meant a lot.
MISS CRANE
You’re so welcome. It was fun. Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking to see you. He says it’s urgent.
128

INT. HEADMASTER’S OUTER OFFICE - DAY

source 129

As Miss Crane and Paul arrive, Paul is surprised to find Angus seated in the waiting area. Their eyes meet.

Miss Crane opens Woodrup’s door, and a puzzled Paul crosses the threshold, still looking at Angus.

Miss Crane closes the door, glances at Angus, then hurries away down the corridor.

129

INT. HEADMASTER’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

source 130

Dr. Woodrup sits across from the Well-Groomed Couple.

DR. WOODRUP
Mr. Hunham, meet Judy and Stanley Clotfelter, Angus Tully’s mother and father.
STANLEY
Stepfather.
JUDY
Hello.
PAUL
Good morning.
DR. WOODRUP
They’ve brought something very important to my attention.
STANLEY
We understand you took Angus to Boston over the holidays.
DR. WOODRUP
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter that you went on a field trip. For academic reasons.
PAUL
That’s right.
JUDY
A field trip.
PAUL
Yes, as per my instructions in the manual, it fell within the ambit of my responsibility.
STANLEY
If it was a school trip, then how do you explain this?

Stanley reaches into his coat and places the SNOW GLOBE atop Woodrup’s desk. It’s the same one we saw Angus playing with at Miss Crane’s Christmas party.

JUDY
The people at the sanitarium confiscated it from my ex-husband. Apparently Angus had given it to him.
130

INT. HEADMASTER’S OUTER OFFICE - DAY

source 131

Angus overhears his fate being decided by muffled voices. Miss Crane returns, now accompanied by Mary in her kitchen whites and hairnet.

ANGUS
My mother and Stanley are here.
MARY
Lydia told me.
ANGUS
I think I’m going to get kicked out. And that means military school.

Miss Crane turns and leaves. Mary looks at Angus long and hard, then sits next to him, and takes his hand.

131

INT. HEADMASTER’S OFFICE - DAY

source 132

The reckoning continues.

JUDY
Angus knows he isn’t supposed to see his father. He suffers from debilitating mental illnesses -- paranoid schizophrenia, early onset dementia. And Angus’s visit created an expectation. Tom wants to come home now, which is clearly impossible. They tried to explain that to him, and he --
STANLEY
(picking up snow globe)
He got violent. Tried to brain one of the orderlies with this goddamn thing.
(MORE)
STANLEY (CONT’D)
Look, you people know the boy has a discipline problem, and if this is what you call supervision --
DR. WOODRUP
Paul, the Clotfelters want to withdraw Angus from Barton and enroll him at Fork Union Military Academy.
STANLEY
It’ll set him straight once and for all. He could do a lot worse than a career in the military.
JUDY
Stanley.

Judy holds up a hand to quiet Stanley.

JUDY (CONT’D)
Look, Angus has defied me lots of times about a lot of things, including this. So however he manipulated your sympathies or slipped the leash, just tell us.

The Clotfelters and Dr. Woodrup look at Paul expectantly for a long beat. Then:

PAUL
It was my idea.
(off everyone’s stare)
He didn’t trick me or slip the leash. I took him to see his father. In fact, I convinced him to do so.
JUDY
This is a family matter. You had no right to interfere.
PAUL
I don’t give a shit.
DR. WOODRUP
Hunham!
PAUL
I said I don’t give a shit. You two were unreachable. He was all alone at Christmas. I just thought the kid should see his father.
JUDY
Do you understand what you’ve done? I have to move Tom now. It was hard even finding a facility that would take him, and now I have to move him.
PAUL
And that is deeply unfortunate. But why compound the misery by ruining the boy? I just spent two solid weeks with him. He’s a pain in the ass, sure, but he’s also really smart. I don’t know about brilliant, but really smart. You must know that. He’s got enormous potential. It would be devastating if you pulled him out now.
132

INT. HEADMASTER'S OUTER OFFICE - DAY

source 133

Mary and Angus wait, holding hands. They hear approaching footsteps.

133

INT. HEADMASTER'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

source 134

Dr. Woodrup opens the door. Paul slowly walks over and joins Woodrup at the threshold.

DR. WOODRUP
You did this to yourself, Hunham. Not me. I want you to remember that.
PAUL
Hardy, I have known you since you were a boy, so I think I have the requisite experience and insight to aver that you are, and always have been, penis cancer in human form.
134

EXT. HEADMASTER’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

source 135

Paul emerges. He looks squarely at Angus. Then at Mary. Again at Angus. Angus searches Paul’s face. Finally, Paul points to an eye.

PAUL
It’s this one. This is the one you should look at.

Paul smiles thinly. Angus smiles back. As Paul walks away, the office door opens again.

DR. WOODRUP
Angus, step inside, please.

ON PAUL, as he continues walking.

DISSOLVE TO:
135

INT. FACULTY RESIDENCE - PAUL’S ROOM - DAY

source 136

The place is largely emptied out. Paul is packing a box. In one box is a stack of copies of “Meditations.”

Mary appears in the doorway.

MARY
I missed you at breakfast.
PAUL
I was busy.
MARY
Have you decided where you’re going to go?
PAUL
Yes and no. First I’m going to stash my stuff at a friend’s in Syracuse. Then... I don’t know. Maybe I’ll start in Carthage.
MARY
I was hoping you’d say that.

She hands him a small gift. He opens it. It’s a leather- bound NOTEBOOK. He’s touched.

MARY (CONT’D)
For your monograph.
PAUL
(flipping through)
I don’t know, Mary. There are a lot of empty pages in here.
MARY
That’s your problem, man. Just write one word after the other. How hard can that be?
PAUL
What about you?
MARY
What about me what? I’m not going anywhere. I’m not like you. I like having a job. And now I’m saving up for college.
(off his look)
My sister’s baby.
PAUL
And what is the word from Penny?
MARY
Peggy. Only that if it’s a boy, his middle names’s going to be Curtis.
136

EXT. REAR OF FACULTY RESIDENCE - DAY

source 137

Carrying a box to the parking lot, Paul passes a GROUP OF BOYS -- Smith included -- playing grab-ass football.

On the margins, Kountze, Angus and Park watch him pack up his U-HAUL TRAILER.

KOUNTZE
I hear he got booted for eating feces.
PARK
What?
KOUNTZE
Yeah, apparently he got caught in the locker room with his hand in the commode, burgling turds.

Angus doesn’t take his eyes off Paul.

ANGUS
That’s not what I heard.
PARK
Yeah? What did you hear?

TIGHT ON Kountze.

KOUNTZE
Doesn’t matter. Either way, he’s history. Fucker taught history, now is history. Right, Tully?

WIDE - Angus is no longer there.

137

EXT. FACULTY PARKING LOT - DAY

source 138

Paul loads the last box. He slams the door to the U-Haul shut. Angus is there.

ANGUS
Hi.
PAUL
Oh, hi.

They look at each other a moment.

ANGUS
I don’t know what you said to my mom and Stanley and Woodrup. All I know is I’m not getting kicked out. And you got fired.
PAUL
I just told the truth. Mostly.
ANGUS
Barton man.
PAUL
Barton man.

The BELL rings.

PAUL (CONT’D)
That’s fifth period.

Reflexively, Angus takes a couple steps away, then turns.

ANGUS
You know, it’s only PE. Maybe I could skip it, and we could head over to the Winning Ticket, grab a burger and a beer?
PAUL
A Miller High Life, no doubt. You never give up, do you?
ANGUS
Well, they already fired you, so I figured it was worth a shot.
PAUL
Your logic is flawless. But no.

They look at each other a long moment.

PAUL (CONT’D)
Keep your head up, all right? You can do this.
ANGUS
I was gonna tell you the same thing.

They lock eyes. They want to hug, but instead they just SHAKE HANDS. Angus abruptly starts running back to campus.

ANGUS (CONT’D)
(over his shoulder)
See ‘ya.
PAUL
See ‘ya.

Paul watches him go until he disappears inside the building, and then stares after him for a moment or two longer.

138

EXT. BARTON CAMPUS - DAY

source 139

The Nova, towing the U-Haul, drives past the Main Hall.

139

INT. NOVA - DAY

source 140
THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
The gothic buildings recede in the distance as Paul approaches the back gate.

Paul’s face reveals the terror and hope he feels at leaving the only home he’s ever known.

140

EXT. BARTON DRIVEWAY / FRONT GATE - DAY

source 141

He stops at the edge of the road.

141

INT. NOVA - DAY

source 142
INSIDE THE CAR
Paul reaches into a box and pulls out Woodrup’s CRYSTAL BOTTLE of Louis XIII. He uncorks it, takes a swig, swishes it around like mouthwash and spits it out the window. Blinker on, he cautiously pulls out onto the road, then steps on the gas.
HIGH AND WIDE
The camera holds on the Nova as it speeds away, disappearing in the distance.
THE END