"THE CABIN IN THE WOODS" (2012)

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location
  • INT 64
  • EXT 28
  • INT/EXT 2
  • UNKNOWN 12
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  • DAY 4
  • NIGHT 10
  • DAWN 1
  • CONT 49
  • UNKNOWN 42
3

INT. BREAKROOM- MORNING

~h• Cabin ID The Wood•

Steve HADLBYand Richard SITTERSON are workaday white collar joes getting coffee and vending snacks as they chat. Hadley is blandly handsome, Sitterson bordering on nerdy, but they have a sweet rapport.

HADLEY
It's hormonal. I mean, I don't usually fall back on, you know, nit's women's issues" ...
SITTERSON
But child-proofed how? Gates and stuff?
HADLEY
No no, dude -- she bought gates, they're stacked up in the hall -- she did the drawers! We're not even sure this fertility thing ia gonna work and she's screwed in these little jobbies where you can't open the drawers.

SI!l'TBUO.N At all?

HADLEY
They open, like,,. an inah, then you. go-acra dig yo~ fingers in and -- it's a nightmare!
SITTERSON
Well, I guess sooner or later --
HADLEY
Later! She did the upper cabinets -- kid won't be able to reach those 'til he's thirtyl Assuming, you know: kid.

Hoisting files and, in Sitteraon's case, a small white cooler -- the kind that might carry organs -- they exit into:

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INT. HALL - CONTINUOUS

It's an anonymous concrete maze. A few other workers pass by as the men talk.

SITTERSON
It's a talisman. It's an offering.
HADLEY
Don't even -- you have women's issues.
SITTERSON
Please. You of all people
HADLEY
Me of no people! It's a jinx. Guarantees we won't get pregnant and it takes me twenty minutes to get a fucking beer.

Wendy LIN, a nervous woman in a labcoat, joins them.

LIN
Stockholm went south.
SITTERSON
Seriously? I thought they were looking good.
HADLEY
What cracked?
LIN
I haven't seen the footage; word's just going around.
HADLEY
That aoenario'a never been at4i>le. '!iou

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from Stockholm?

SITTERSON
Stockholders?

Hadley points at him, 'oh no you didn't' making a big

HADLEY
Baaah1
LIN
That means there's just Japan. Japan and us.
HADLEY
Not the first time it's come down to that.
SITTERSON
Japan has a perfect record.
HADLEY
And we're number two so we try harder.
LIN
It's cutting it close.

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They turn a corner and find a row of golf carts at the end of a long, featureless hall. The boys hop in.

HADLEY
That's why it's in the hands of professionals.
SITTERSON
They hired professionals? What happens to us?
LIN
You guys better not be messing around in there.
SITTERSON
Does this mean you're not in the betting pool this year? Big money •••
LIN
I'm just saying it's a key scenario.
HADLEY
I know what you'A s~ing. '98 was the ( chem department's fault. And where dQ you werk again? Wait, it's coming bao~ to me •••

He peele out, Sitterson trying not to spill his coffee. We stay with them •••

HADLEY(CONT'D)
Gonna be a long weekend if everybody's that puckered up. Hey, you want to come over Monday night? I'm gonna pick up a couple power drills and liberate my cabinets --

Very suddenly there is a horribly loud musical sting and a smash cut to titles:

TU CABIM IB TD WOODS

5

EXT. COLLEGETOWN- DAY

The horrible sound gives way to jaunty rock. We see a street with a good, boho student vibe, not unsanFranciscolike. Ara in on a nice three story townhouse and into the second story window of:

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INT. DANA'S BEDROOM- CONTINUOUS

DANAPOLR, a thoughtful, attractive college sophomore. Her room is like herr restrained and well ordered, but with funky touches of color and whimsy. A few sketches and watercolors of her own dot the walls as well.

Dana is in shirt and undies, packing for a trip and bopping softly to the music, which now comes from her little stereo. She does that singing-along thing where you start to sing too soon, looks sheepish even though she's alone.

She takes a couple of political science textbooks, drops them in her suitcase. Crosses to grab some art supplies, including a battered sketchbook. She pauses, flipping through her sketches -- which aren't bad -- til she gets to a portrait of a handsome thirtysomething man with longish hair and glasses.

CLOSB ON Dana staring sadly at the picture when Julie uJULEsw Louden comes into frame next to her. Jules is bubbly, sexy and as of ten minutes ago, blonde.

JULES
What a piece of a.hit.
DANA
(not looking up)
I was in a hurry.
JULES
You know what I mean. Why haven't you stuck that asshole's picture on the dart board yet?
DANA
It's not that simp -- oh my God your hairl
JULES
Very fabulous, no?
DANA
I can't believe you did it!
JULES
But very fabulous, right -- hurry up with the very fabulous, I'm getting insecure about it now.

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DANA
Oh God, no, it's awesomel It looks really natural, and it's great with your skin. I just didn't think you were gonna --
JULBS
Impulse. I woke up this morning and thought u1 want to have more fun. Who is it that has more fun?-
DANA
Curt's gonna lose it.
JULES
He'll have more fun too. And so will you --
(plucks the pad from Dana)
while we are burning this picture.
DANA
(grabbing back)
I'm not ready to -- seriously, this isn't his fault.
JULES
What's not his ~anlt? Being thirty eight and married, fucking hie student or breaking up with her by e-mail?
DANA
I knew what I was getting into.
JULES
Right: Dana Polk, Homewrecker. Please. You know what you're getting into this weekend?

She holds up Dana's bikini from her open drawer.

JULES (CONT'D)
This. And if Holden's as cute as Curt says he is, possibly getting out of it.
DANA
That's the last thing -- if you guys treat this like a set-up I'm gonna have no fun at all.
JULES
(crossing to the suitcase)
I'm not pushing. But we're packing this. Which means we definitely won't have room for --

She pulls the text books out.

DANA
Oh come on, what if I'm bored?
JULES
Theee'll help? ~soviet Economic Structures"? "Aftermath of the Cultural ••• w No! We have a lake!And a kegl We are girls on the verge ofgoing wild -- Look at my hair, womanl
DANA
It i• great •••
CURT
Think fast!

CURT Vaughan is Julee's boyfriend and yes, that's a letterman jacket he's wearing and yes, that's a football he's throwing right at the girls.

REVERSE on them yeeping and flinching as the ball goes right between them and out tll• window.

CUR~ (CONT'D) Well, faeter than that .••

JULES
Curtl

Dana moves to look out the window, is in time to see:

ANGLE: DOWNON THE STREET

Curt's friend HOLDENMcCrea rushee into the street and catches the ball, a slowing car bumping his leg. It's an impressive catch.

HOLDEN
Yes!
(to the driver)
Sorry. Sorry. Move along.

ANGLEON: the two girls at the window, Curt behind Jules, all looking out.

CURT
Niiice!
DANA
Is that Holden?

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CURT
(calling)
Come on upl
(to the girla)
Transferred from State. Best hands on the team. He's a sweet guy.
JULES
(to Dana, archly)
And he's good with hia hands •••
CURT
That's nothing. Watch this:

He graba Julee's boobs from behind.

CURT(CONT'D)
Oh my godl Both at once! I'm like some kind of Olympian God!
JULES
(wriggling free)
Olympian wad . ..

CUR'l' (to Dana. shyly) I'm sort of seeing this gir1, but, uh, you're way blonder than eh• is, and I was thinking we could ••• what is this?

He pries the books from Julee.

CURT(CONT'D)
What are these? What are you doing with these?
DANA
Okay, I get it, I'll
CURT
(to Julee, ignoring Dana)
Where did you get these? Who taught you about th•••?
JULES
( ala PSA:)
I learned it from you, okay?

In mock weep, she flees the room. Curt holds the first book up to Dana.

CURT (
Seriously? Professor Bennett covers this

·'...)?..:.'»-·..'k whole book in his lectures. , ', (MORE)

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CURT (CONT'D)
Read the Gurovsky; it's way more interesting and Bennett doesn't know it by heart so he'll think you're insightful. And you have no pants.

He tosses the books back on the bed, calling out to:

CURT (CONT'D)
Holden! Crazy mad skills of catching!

Dana, panicked, hoists her jeans on, heading out after Curt into:

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INT. LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Julee is opening the door for Holden, and he's even better looking up close. Less of a wild man than Curt.

HOLDEN
You laid it in my hands, I did but hold them out.

He tosses it back to Curt am:1grabs his weekend duffle bag, entering~

JULES
Hey, I'm Jules.
HOLDEN
Hi. Man, Curt did not exaggerate.
JULES
(pleased)
That's a first •.•
CURT
Dude, this is Dana.
DANA
Hey.
HOLDEN
(shakes her hand)
Holden. Really nice to meet you and thank you guys for letting me crash your weekend. I'll just put a disclaimer up front: you don't have to explain any of your in-jokes. I'll probably be drunk and think they're funny anyway. Should I have left out the part about being drunk?
CURT
With hindsight, yeah.

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HOLDEN
Damn. Can I help anybody carry anything?
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EXT. STREET OUTSID&- A BIT LATER

Holden ie dumping Julee's last suitcase (she has overpacked) into the RAMBLER,the trailer Curt owns, with the dirt-bike attached to the rear. Dana's inside, takes it from him (polite smile between them) as he turns back to Julee and a bag-laden Curt.

HOLDEN
That pretty much it?
CURT
Fuckin' better bel Julee, it's a weekend, not an evacuation.
JULES
Trust me when I say there is nothing in those caeee you won't be glad I brought.
CURT (
I'm ahuttin' right up.

' ·,,~ / . }• DANA ', , ...•,'4/f'../:]

(looking off) Oh my god •••

ANGLE: A CAR hae just finished parking. Martin "MARTY" Mikalski is getting out of the driver's seat while aaoking a huge bong. It's difficult to maneuver, but definitely not his first time.

His friends inetantly look around for, oh, say, police •••

JULES
Marty •••
CURT
Fuck ie wrong with you, bro?
MARTY
People in thie town drive in a very counterintuitive manner, and that's what I have to say.
CURT
Do you want to spend the weekend in jail? 'cause we'd all like to check out my cousin's country home and not get boned in the ass by a huge skinhead.
JULES
Marty, honey, that 's not.· okay.
MARTY
Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees farther than they and he will bind them with ancient logics.
(staring at Julee's hair)
Have you gone grey?
CURT
You're not bringing that thing in the rambler.
MARTY
A giant bong, in your father's van?

He pours the water out. Removes the bowl, sticks it in a little holder inside the tube and telescopes the entire thing down, pulls a lid off the bottom and pops it on the top, making it look exactly like a can of Fresca.

MAR1'Y (CONT'D)
What are you, stoned?

As Bolde~ raises hie eyebrows and Ju.Lee rolls hec eyes

Marty hope in, calling out:

MARTY (CONT'D)
(from inside van)
Dana! You fetching minx1 Do you have any food?
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INT./EXT. VAN - A BIT I.ATER

The key is turned, the gas stepped on. Curt looks in the rear view at his peeps.

CURT
Everybody ready?

General assent.

CURT (CONT'D)
Then let's get this show on the roadl

ANGLE: FROMUP HIGH we see the rambler rolling off into the distance. The camera arms up to watch it go, the side of the building in frame.

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It reaches the roof and pans over as we find a group of six men in Clean Room Suits standing silently. After a beat, one speaks into his earpiece.

CLEANMAN
Nest is empty, we are right on time.

A beat, then he circles his finger in the air, scrambling the men to pick up cases and head for the door to the stairwell.

CLEANMAN(CONT'D)
Go for clean-up. Go, go, go.
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INT. CONTROLROOM- DAY

A thick metal door (not vault-sized, but impressive) wheezes open, a military guard standing behind it. His name is Alex TRUMAN,and his exact military affiliation is unclear. He is upright, exacting, and pretty new at all this.

TRUMAN
Identification, please.

'RBV-ERSBQD Sitterson and Hadley as they pull off their

badqea aad swipe -hem over Truman's handheld reader. He con'firme:

TRUMAN (CONT'D)
Mister Sitterson, Mister Hadley, thank you. Please come in.

The control room has two levels. On the lower level are a couple of tables with built-in monitors and phones.

The upper level, behind, is a wonderland of screens, switches and dials, with two rolling chairs for Sitterson and Hadley to move about in. On the far wall, over the lower space, are three big screens, also off. The place resembles a movie mixing stage, or a tiny Houston Control.

Hadley and Sitterson make their way up, talking with Truman.

HADLEY
What's your name?
TRUMAN
Alex Truman, sir •
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HADLEY
Well, this isn't the army, Truman, so you can drop the "sir". But Sitterson does like to be called 11ma'am".
SITTERSON
(sliding the cooler under a counter)
Or "Honey Toes".
HADLEY
He will also answer to 1'Honey Toes". Are you clear on what's gonna be happening here?
TRUMAN
I've been prepped extensively.
HADLEY
And did they tell you that being prepped is not the same as being prepared?
TRUMAN
They told me. i'll hold my post, Mister Hadley. I'll s~e it through.
HADLEY
Not muah else you gotta do. Stand watoh, check I.D.'s, shouldn't be a lot more than that. And you have to get us coffee.
TRUMAN
They also told me you would try and make me get you coffee.
HADLEY
Balla.
(quieter, indicating Sitterson)
Can you make hia get us coffee? With your gun?
TRUMAN
And that you would try to make me do that.
SITTERSON
(from off camera)
It wasn't funny last time, either!

Hadley is shrugging, hitting a bank of switches on the wall that audibly powers up the control room. He crosses to his chair and starts flipping switches there as well.

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Sitterson is already entering data into a computer, locking and testing knobs and levers.

Sitterson rolls to another bank of controls, flips the cover off a row of buttons.

SITTERSON(CONT'D)
Let's light this candle, boys. Up is go on your command.

The screens all come to white, blank life, their light brightening the dim room.

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EXT. RAMBLER- DAY

It trucks along an old road, nothing but brush visible.

14

INT. RAMBLER- CONTINUOUS

The gang is in mid-ride, clearly a couple hours in. Curt is still driving. Jules, riding shotgun, is checking both a map and the GPS. Marty sits at the little table, cautiou.e.ly rolling an elegant, filtered .row of joints. Dana aita with him, Bolden in the batbrootft with the doo• open, where we can see they've staimed a keg. He's filling three cupa.

JULES
I hope this is the right road, 'cause right now it looks like the only road.
CURT
What about that thing we crossed back there?
JULES
Doesn't even show on the GPS. It's unworthy of global positioning.
DANA
It must feel horrible .••
MARTY
That's the whole point. Get off the grid. No cellphone reception, no markers, no traffic cameras ... go somewhere for one goddamn weekend where they can't globally position my ass. This is the whole issue.

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JULES
(heard this before)
Is society crumbling, Marty?
MARTY
Society is binding. It's filling in the cracks with concrete. No cracks to slip through. Everything is recorded, filed, blogged, chips in our kids so they don't get lost -- society need• to crumble. We're all too chickenshit to let it.
JULES
I've missed your rants.

He grins at her, holds up a gorgeous joint.

MARTY
You will come to see things my way.
JULES
I can't wait. Is that the secret stash?
MARTY
The aecret ••ant staeh. I haven't told

( my other etash about it beoause it would

become jealous.

DAN1\ (pointing ahead) A sign. Up there.

JULES
(turns back)
Yes. And ••• okay, left. Bear left.
CURT
You sure?
JULES
Not even a little bit.

Holden brings up beers for Curt, Jules and Dana, who smiles at him shyly.

HOLDEN
What is this place exactly?
CURT
Country home my cousin bought. He's crazy for real estate, found this place in the middle of nowhere, it's like civil war era, seriously.

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JULES
There's a lake, and woods everywhere ••• we saw some beautiful pictures.
(to Dana)
You will be doing some serious drawing. No portraits of pedophiles •••

Dana gives her a 'shut up' look.

HOLDEN
{settling by Dana) You're an art major?
DANA
Art and political science.
HOLDEN
Ooh, triple threat.
DANA
{after a small beat) That's only two things.
BOLDEN
Yee, a dout,le ••• threat tAat aou.nda weird .C..,..) -- let's just say I find you threatening.

CU!tl' I thought you were droppin9 art.

JULES
Uh, no, never mind •••

Jules swats curt, gives him a look.

DANA
I'm switching a few courses.
HOLDEN
How come?
CURT
For no reason! For very good reasons that don't exist. Hey look, trees1
MARTY
We have patterns. Societially. The beautimous Dana fell into one of the oldest patterns and we are here to burn it away and pour ash into the grooves it has etched in her brain. Cover the tracks and set her feet on new ground.

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(to Dana) Is it okay if I didn't follow that?

DANA
I'd take it as a favor.
CURT
Gaal

They all look ahead.

CURT(CONT'D)
Gas. And maybe someone who knows where we actually are.
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EXT/INT. GAS STATION

It is as decrepit and abandoned looking as it can be. An

old pump squats in front of a monument to rust, windows clouded with grime.

ANQJ..B: FROM INSIDE through the windows we see the rambler pull up~ The inside of this place do88ll't look any more invi-ting than the 011taide. once upon a time thin~ were fixed and good8 were 8Q.ld in here, but not of late-

The kids pile out, stretching, looking about. Curt and Marty examine the pump.

CURT
I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards.
MARTY
I don't think it knows about aoney. I think it's barter gas.

Curt moves a pace to see if anyone is around.

ANGLE: HOLDENis inside, moving slowly toward the back. We hear Curt's offecreen:

CURT
Hello?

But no reply. Holden keeps walking, tracing his finger along the countertop.

CLOSE ON: HIS FINGER trailing a line of clear glass into the grime.

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ANGLE: THE GIRLS

Are making their way nimbly around back.

JULES
Because I hate going in the Rambler!
DANA
You think the toilet here's gonna be better?
JULES
I don't like to pee when all my friends are two feet away from me. I'm quirky. At least this has gotta be HOAHl

They stop, staring in horror.

REVERSE ON: THE BATHROOM. It's just as horrible aa it could be. The door off, the room tiny -- the walls stained with what might be actual slime. The toilet is lidless, broken and filled with brownish sludge.

A weird little gurgle comes from it. C,;.) Dana movea forward, brow fttrrowed. She 1eana in and looks down.

In the toilet, a scorpion struggles, drowning in the fetid muck.

ANGLE: HOLDENis heading back outside. We're behind him,

and through the open doorway we can see curt and Marty trying to figure out how to work the pump.

HOLDEN
I don't think there's gonna be any

The ATTENDANTfills the doorway, having come around from the outside. He speaks aa he appears, over the surge of music and Holden's shocked jump --

ATTENDANT
You come in here uninvited?
HOLDEN
(over this)
Fuckl

The attendant is old, weathered, and creepy as hell. One eyeball is hideously red, tobacco chaw spills over his stained lips, and he carries a permanent scowl of disgust.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
Dude ••••
ATTENDANT
Sign says closed.

curt is making his way over to him, Marty judiciously hanging back.

CURT
We were looking to buy some gas? Does this pump work?
ATTENDANT
Works if you know how to work it •••

But he doesn't move to help. The girls come around, no more anxious to get close once they've seen him than Marty waa.

HOLDEN
We also wanted to get directions •••
CURT'
Y~, we're looking for •••
(to Jules)
•• ,.what iJs it?
JULES
(coming forward)
Tillerman Road? Do you know if it's this way?

The attendant looks at her, the name registering. She

kind of wriggles under his gaze.

ATTENDANT
(mutters)
What a waste.

He starts ambling toward the pump, pulling out a ring of keys and unlocking a latch.

ATTENDANT(CONT'D)
Tillerman Road takes you up into the hills. Dead ends at the old Buckner place.
CURT
(to Jules)
Is that the name of
JULES
There wasn't a name ...

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The attendant sticks the nozzle in the rambler's gas tank. The numbers on the pump start going up manually (like they used to back when), but creak to a stop almost immediately.

CURT
(to the attendant)
My cousin bought a house up there, you go through a mountain tunnel, there's a lake, would that be •••
ATTENDANT
Buckner place. Always someone looking to sell that plot.
(bad, bad smile)
Always some fool looking to buy.
JULES
You knew the original owners?
ATTENDANT
Not the first. But I've seen plenty come and go. Been here since the war.
( JULES Which war?
ATTENDANT
(flaring up)
You know damn well which warl

She takes a step back, freaked. Dana takes her arm.

MARTY
Would that have been with the blue, and some in grey? Brother, perhaps fighting against brother in that war?
ATTENDANT
You sassin' me, boy?
MARTY
You were rude to my friend.

The attendant stops for a second, not expecting this guy to have come back at him. Glances at Jules, mutters:

ATTENDANT
That whore?

Curt is about to clock him but Holden puts a hand to Curt's chest, steps forward.

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HOLDEN
I think we've got enough gas.
ATTENDANT
Enough to get you there. Gettin' back's your own concern.

He pulls out the nozzle as the gang moves back in, Curt contemptuously throwing a twenty at the guy's feet.

MARTY
Good luck with your business. I know the railroad's comin' through here any day now, gonna be big. Streets paved with ••• actual street.
(to himself)
Fucker.

ANGLE: THE RAMBLER'STIRE

Spins in the sand and takes the heap right out of there,, cruising down the road.

The attendant watches, spits chaw. Watches.

BX~. WOODS- DAY

A helicopter shot £loats over the rambler as it winds through an endloe expanse of firs, finally consumed by them.

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EXT. MOUNTAINTUNNEL- AFTERNOON

The Rambler comes up the side of a steep drop-off. We see Jules in the passenger seat smiling .••

JULES
Guys, take a look •..

And we pan with the vehicle as it enters the mountain tunnel, slowing down a bit -- it's a tight fit. The camera moves up the mountainside, looking down to see the rambler come out the other end.

A bird comes from behind camera, flying directly above the tunnel. About halfway across it hits an invisible barrier and falls in a shower of sparks as for one moment an electrical grid seems to appear where it struck, before sparking away into nothing.

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EXT. CABIN/INT.VAN - AFTERNOON

There's no audio but music as the kids all crowd the front of the van to look at their vacation spot. The lake appears up ahead, sun rippling over the water, and they look and point, talking a bit.

Finally the camera races through the forest and finds the cabin. It equate uninvitingly, a fairly ramshackle -- though not overly rustic -- single story structure. Windows on either side of the door, not unlike closed eyes.

The van pulls up and the kids come out, more slowly than they did at the gas station, taking it in. Dana's a little entranced, Holden curious, Curt pumped, Jules mildly excited, Marty wary.

JULES
Oh my god, it's beautiful!
(to Curt, sotto voce)
One spider and I'm sleeping in the Rambler. I mean it. Uno epider-o.

MARn' (to hims•li) This houaa is talking a hlue s~reak •••

As the boys start unloading the keg, Dana approaches the front door ••• s.JA,wly turns the knob •••

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INT. LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

She enters the living room. It's also, if you turn to the right, the kitchen; the stove is a classic old wood- burning Kalamazoo Wonder, the sink clearly retro-fitted. The decor is sparse and antlery. A wolf's head is

mounted on one wall.

A hall goes own the middle, with two bedrooms on either

side. Dana makes her way around the room as the rest of

the gang pours in.

CURT
Oh, this is awesome!
JULES
It is kinda cool. You gonna kill us a raccoon to eat?
CURT
(nodding)
I will uee its ekin to make a cap.

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Jules runs down to the hall, to look in the rooms, grabbing a doorknob --

JULES
Dibs on whichever room ie -- OW!

She pulls her finger back -- it's cut, slightly on the tip, a little blood welling up.

JULES (CONT'D)
Curt, your cousin's house attacked me.
CURT
I smell lawsuit •••
HOLDEN
When was your last tetanus shot?
JULES
Thanks, that's very comforting.
CURT
Jules is pre-med. She knows there's no coming back from thia.
(stroking her hair)
I'll miss you, bab3. I'll misa your shiny new hair.

Dana looks over at Marty, who stands ·in the doorway, looking around warily.

DANA
Marty? Are you planning on coming in?

He looks around, not ready to make his move.

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INT. HOLDEN'S ROOM- AFTERNOON

Holden throws his bag on his bed, which squeaks appallingly. Be looke around the decrepit -- but not entirely un-homey -- room, focusses on a picture opposite

the bed.

ANGLE: THE PICTURE is like 19th century print, but it's of a hunting party with machetes and dogs tearing a lamb to pieces and, upon close examination, ie repulsive.

HOLDEN
Yeah, I don't think so.

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He takes the picture off the wall, camera follows him as he leans it on the floor, comes back up to find Dana staring at him blankly through a hole in the wall. Once again, he jumps.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
Wow. I've heard about the walls being thin, but --

She barea her teeth at him. He stops, not getting what's going on at all, then as she starts picking between them, he gets it. Moves forward and puts his hand to the one- way airror between th-.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
No way •••

He watches her for a bit, first amused, then a little hypnotised. She really is kind of beautiful. She musses her hair a little, gives up, grinning at her own vanity. Moves to her bed and starts unbuttoning her shirt.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
Oh shit, ah no, e.,hh ••• (

Be bob's back and forth between thia golden opportunity and comme~ human (yawn) decency. Moves away from the hole, out of frame. Moves back.

Finally bangs on the wall, ducking his head just as she's about to take it off

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
(calls through)
Hold upt
20

INT. HOLDEN'S ROOM/BALL/DANA'SROOM- MOMENTSLATER

The gang is all in there, checking it out.

JULES
You have got to be kidding me.
DANA
That's just creepy.
MARTY
It was pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms. Out of cornmeal.
HOLDEN
(touches the edge)
This from the ••• seventies, judging by the weathering. Who did your cousin buy this place from?
CURT
We should check the rest of the rooms. Make sure this is the only one.
(to Jules)
You know Marty wants to watch us pounding away.
MARTY
(wincing)
I didn't even like hearing that.
JULES
(as they exit)
Don't be an ape, curt.

He makes ape noises off screen. Dana is still staring at the glass.

HOLDEN
How about we switch?
(she turne to him)
Not that I'd ••• I mean I'll put the picture back but you might ~eel better if we switched rooms •
DANA
I really would.

He grabs his bag and they head out as she says:

DANA (CONT'D)
Thanks for ••• being decent.
HOLDEN
Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.

She makes cringe face.

DANA
They're not subtle.
HOLDEN
I'm just here to relax. And so can you.
DANA
Yeah, I'm not looking for ••• But I'm still grateful that you're not a creep.

(

HOLDEN
Hey, let's not jump to any conclusions there. I had kind of an internal debate about showing you the mirror. Shouting on both aides, blood was spilled •••

In her (now hie) room, he dumps hie stuff and she grabs here.

DANA
So you're bleeding internally.
HOLDEN
Pretty bad.
DANA
Well, Jules is the doctor-in-training. You should probably talk to her.
BOLDEN
Yeah.

Dana exits, clearly frustrated with her lame exit line. She enters her new room and# dropping her luggage, moves to put the picture back. She' a stopped by the sight of . Holden, alsG looking a littlafruatrated. A moment, and

he pul.la hi• shirt over his head. Re' a in pretty good shape. He pulls his bathing suit out of his bag, etarta unbuttoning hie pants

DANA
Uhhh ••• ah! God!

Sheepishly, she grabs the picture and replaces it. Takes a moment to look at the slaughtered lamb scene •••

DANA(CONT'D)
Yeah, I don't think so.

We cut to a high and wide of her placing a little blanket over the picture, and suddenly the frame is that of a monitor, as we pull back to see:

21

INT. CONTROLROOM

••. we're watching Dana on a MONITOR. And as we continue

to PULL OUT, we see MOREMONITORS. ON THE SCREENS: we see a surveillance view of Holden in hi• room •••

••• and Marty in hi• room ••• and Jules with curt ••• In fact --

ALL THE MONITORSon the control bank are now lit up, each showing different views of the cabin and surrounding area. Sitterson rolls into frame on his office chair, looking the screens over --

SITTERSON
All right -- places everyonewe are live --

Hadley stares at DANA'S MONITOR. Keys the microphone in front of him --

HADLEY
Engineering, we've got a room change. Polk is now in Two, McCrea's in Four. Story department -- you copy? We'll need a scenario adjustment •••

VOICE (over speaker) Have it back to you in fifteen •••

Sitterson glances up as --

SI1"l'ERS0>5 Ms, Lin!

Wendy Lin entere the area, clip'.boacd under hec amn. Sitterson wheels himself towards her.

LIN
We've got bloodwork back on Louden.

ANGLE: ON A MONITORis JULES, going through her stuff.

LIN(CONT'D)
Her levels are good -- but we're recommending a fifty milligram increase of Rhohyptase to increase libido.
SITTERSON
(nods)
Sold.
LIN
Do we pipe it in or do you wanna do it orally?
SITTERSON
(closes his eyes)
Ask me that again only slower.

(

LIN
You're a pig. Guess how we're slowing down her cognition.
(off his not asking)
The hair dye.
SITTERSON
(impressed)
The dumb blonde. That's artistic.
LIN
Works into the blood through the scalp, very gradual. {to Hadley) The Chem Department keeps their end up.
HADLEY
{not looking up) I'll see it when I believe it.

And ANOTHERVOICE rings out over the speakers

SECOND VOICE
Control?

HADLEY

;,;~..:

22

• GO AHEAD •

SECOND VOICB
I have the Harbinger on line two •••

Hadley and Sitterson share a glance. Sitterson holds up his hands -- don't look at me. Thie is all yours •••

HADLEY
Christ. Can you take a message?
SECONDVOICE
Uh••• I don't think so. He's really pushy.
(beat)
To be honest, he's kinda freaking me out.
HADLEY
(looks to the other two .•. )
Yeaaaahh. Okay, put him through

Hadley hits a button on his keyboard --

HADLEY (CONT'D)
(into mic)
Mordecai! How's the weather up top?
YET ANOTHERVOICE
The lambs have passed through the gate •..
23

EXT. GAS STATION

The ATTENDANT(who, it turns out, is named MORDECAI) speaks into the gas station payphone

OLD MAN
••• They are come to the killing floor.
24

INT. CONTROLROOM

Hadley nods, moves to hang up

HADLEY
Yeah, you did great out there. By the numbers; started us off right. We'll talk to you later, oka--
ATTENDANT(O.S.)
Their blind eyu s-.e nothing or the hor.rors to come. Their ear.a a.re stopped; tb•Y are God's ~OJ:Jl.a. ·
HADLEY
(hangs his head)
Well, that's how it works.
ATTENDANT(O.S.)
Cleanse them. Cleanse the world or their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimllon or --
(pause)
Am I on speakerphone?
HADLEY
No, no of course not.
ATTENDANT( 0. S.)
Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.

Sitterson starts laughing. He clamps his hands down over his mouth to keep quiet. Lin keeps mostly cool •.•

HADLEY
Okay, sorry.
ATTENDANT(O.S.)
I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

(

HADLEY
Fine. There -- you're off speakerphone.
OLD MAN (O.S.)
(not off speakerphone)
Thank you.

Sitterson's nearly orying now --

OLD MAN (CONT'D)
Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Reveller nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. Your futures are murky; you'd do well to heed my--
(beat)
I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?

That does it. Everyone loses it -- even Truman is grinning. As the room erupts with laughter

HADLEY
No. You're not. I promise.
(_ OLD MAN Ye# I amJ (furious)' Whc is 1:bat? If.lo'• la11gl1J.og?

Sitterson pounds his head on the console, he's laughing so hard. Off which --

25

EXT. DOCK- DAY

Footsteps ring out as Dana and Holden race down the wooden dock. They're both in their swimsuits, running at top speed. As they reach the end, they dive into the lake --

DANA
(as she emerges from the water)
OH! Cold! That's what cold feels like --
HOLDEN
Fight through the pain. It's worth it. I'm nearly convinced it's worth it.

Reverse on Curt, Jules, and Marty (all also in swimwear except Marty, who at least has bare feet and rolled-up pants) as they casually walk down the dock --

I ~ I I I I 30. \ i :)

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JULES
(to Dana and Holden)
Does it seem fresh? Lotta funky diseases sitting in stagnant lake water.
DANA
What? Thia water?
(takes a gulp of the lake water)
This water's delioioua.
HOLDEN
Oh my god, she's right --
(cups it into his mouth)
It tastes like ••• vitamins. And hope.
DANA
C'mon Jules -- life is risk.
JULES
Yeah, I might just risk lying out in the sun for a while.

C'lll't steps to the edge of the dock,.face falling as he looks into tba water --

(,)~.'.'I ',t, CURi'

27

·{T WHAT IS THAT?

DANA
What?
CURT
In the lake. I swear to god I •••
DANA
Yeah, right •••
CURT
(scared)
No, seriously. Right there. Don't you see it? There. It looks just like --

He puts hie hand on Jules back --

CURT (CONT'D)
My girlfriend.

And with that, he shoves Jules straight into the lake. Splash!

JULES
(as she surfaces)
Ohl Oh my god! I'm gonna kill you!

(

Curt points at another part of the lake --

CURT
Look -- there's something el•• in the lake --

He jumps out right where he was pointing -- SPLASH -- as he surfaces --

CURT (CONT'D)
It's a gorgeous manl
JULES
(swimming over to him)
You are .§.2 dead --

He laughs as she tries to dunk him

CURT
Don't kill the gorgeous man!They're endangered!

Dana laughs, looks up at Marty

(, DANA Marty -- 9'•t in. here

MARTY
Nah, man. I'm cool. Just seeing the sighta •••

He sits down on the edge of the dock, dangles his feet in the water. Leans back. High as the proverbial kite --

MARTY(CONT'D)
Just seeing the sights.

And with that, we CUT WIDE ON THE LAKE. On the horizon, the sun is just staring to set. We HOLDON THIS TABLEAU as the kids splash and laugh and frolic in the lake.

For a moment, all is right with the world.

28

INT. CONTROL ROOM

WBUMPl A large wad of CASH slam8 down onto the console. Widen to reveal Sitterson -- for some reason he's holding large wads of cash. A8 he steps up onto the console

SITTERSON
Last chance to post! C'mon people, dig deep. Betting windows are about to cloee1

ic·. I 32. 'yI ' I .. ,~. l ;.;

The room ia bustling with activity. Several people are clustered around Hadley, thrusting papers and cash in his face, everybody talking over each other --

HADLEY
(to Sitterson)
Who's still out?

Sitterson looks at hie clipboard

SITTERSON
I got Engineering, I got R&D, I got Electrical
HADLEY
Did you see who they picked? They're practically 9ivin9 their money away.
SITTERSON
Yeah, you're one to talk, Aquarnan.

A TECHNICIANin a labcoat hands her form to Sitterson.

As he looks at it --

SIT'l'ERSOB (CONT'D) I'm not even sure we ha,,e one of these •••

TECHNICIAN
Zoology swears we do.
SITTERSON
(shrugs, takes her money)
Well, they'd know.

Across the room, A YOUNGGUYwho looks a lot like an

INTERN hands his form to Hadley

HADLEY
(re: form)
No no -- they've already been picked.
INTERN
(angry)
What? Who took 'em?
HADLEY
Maintenance.
INTERN
Maintenance! They pick the same thing every year.

( '·

(

HADLEY
What do you want from me? If they were creative, they wouldn't be in Maintenance. If you win, you're gonna have to split it. You wanna switch?
INTERN
(thinks, then)
Nah. Leave it. I got a feeling on this one.

Lin is off to the side, where Truman stands at attention, stoically watching the proceedings.

LIN
Not betting?
TRUMAN
Not for me, thanks.
LIN
Seems a little harsh, doesn't it. It's just people letting off steam.
(looks at Badley and ( Sitters<:>n)
This job isn't eeq~ however those clowns may behaYe.

TRtJMAN Does 'the Director ••• do they know about it downstairs?

HADLEY
( joining them)
The Director doesn't concern himself with stuff like this. Long as everything goes smoothly upatair• and the kids do ••• what they' re told •••
TRUMAN
But then it's fized.
(off their looks)
How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?

Hadley glances up at the monitors. ON THE SCREENS-- we see Dana, Holden, Jules, Curt, and Marty crossing through the cabin, heading towards the living room.

HADLEY
No no. We just get 'em to the cellar, Truman. They take it from there.

M_,~,__,. '<'~"tf..."t. '.~Ji-~

SITTERSON
They have to ma~e the choice of their own free will. Otherwise, system doesn't work. Like the harbinger: creepy old fuck practically wears a sign saying uyou WILL DIE", why would we put him there? The system. They have to choo•• to ignore him. They have to choose what happens in the cellar. Yeah, we rig the game as much as we have to but in the end, if they don't transgress •••

Hadley counts the money --

HADLEY
••• they can't be punished. Last chance, · Truman. Window's closing.
TRUMAN
I'm fine.
HADLEY
(yells to the crowd)
All right! That's it, gang. The board is l.oaked.

Re hands the rest of the mo·ney to Sitterson, who slams it on the pile with the rest of the cash.

SITTERSON
(looking at screens)
Let's get this party started!
29

INT. CABIN - LIVING ROOM- NIGHT

Curt pumps the keg, sprays beer into a plastic cup as Jules puts on a song --

CURT
Let's get this party started!

He hands the beer to Jules, who dances through frame in ti.me to the music pumping out of the stereo.

HOLDEN
Oh, I've played before -- I don't really get the third part.
DANA
Well that's our own thing.
JULES
It takes it to a whole new level.

(

·-t;,~ ·:~~- ,;j

HOLDEN
Okay, whose turn .•• Marty. Truth or Dare or ••• Lecture.
MARTY
I could go for a lecture.
HOLDEN
(the pressure's on)
Perfect. Lecture.
MARTY
Wait, hang on --

He a grabs a joint, lighta it, and takes a massive hit. But he doesn't exhale. He just looks at Holden -- all right, bring it on •.•

HOLDEN
(lecture mode)
Marty Mikalski, you are •.. squandering your potential.

Marty nods -- true.

HOLDBH (CONT'D)
You've ••• anesthetized yourself tQ 'Che outside world; you're hidiag in a womb made of reefer. It's time you ugave birth" to the real Marty.
(to the othera, into it)
I think he'll find there'a more to life than getting high.

Marty exhales a huge cloud of smoke as the group applauds.

MARTY
(genuine)
Thank you for opening my eyes to whatever it was you just said.
(then)
Jules! Truth or Dare or Lecture.
JULES
Let's go darel
MARTY
All right. {thinks) I dare you to make out with --
CURT
... please say Dana, please say Dana ...

36 •

..,·~..

30

JJ

MARTY
-- that moose over there.

Everyone turns, looks to where he's pointing. MOUNTEDON THB WALL is the large, snarling WOLF'S HEAD. For the record, it couldn't look l••• like a moose.

DANA
Um, Marty ••• have you •••n a moose before?
MARTY
Whatever that mysterious beast is --
CURT HOLDEN
It's a wolf. Yeah, it's a wolf.
MARTY (CONT'D)
I'm living in a womb of reefer, leave me alone.
(then)
Jules, I dare you to make out with the wolf.

Jules nods, takes a drink, hops to her feet.

JULES

) No problem.

The group cheers. As Jules makes her way across the cabin, she drops her hips a bit, adding a sultry swagger to her step.

WOLF'S POV: We're looking out at the cabin as Jules walks right by us. And just as she's about to exit frame, she stops in her tracks. Looks over at us.

She glances over her shoulder. Bashful. Looks back at us wolf, points to her chest.

JULES (CONT'D)
Who? Me?
(pretends to listen, then)
I am new in town, how did you know?

Everyone laughs, cheering her on. But Julee pretends they're not even there -- it's just her and the wolf.

She blushes, twirls her hair around her finger --

JULES (CONT'D}
(to the wolf)
Oh mygod, that is •o •we•t of you to say. I just colored it, in fact ...
(MORE)

(

JULES (CONT'D)
(then)
Yea I'd love a drink, thank you.

She steps towards the wolf, then acts like she trips --

JULES (CONT'D)
Whoops --
(looks towards the ground)
I seem to have dropped my birth control pills all over the ground •••

While the group hoots and hollers, Jules turns around, bends over right in front of the wolf. Pretends like she's picking something from the ground.

Then, without turning around, she stands up straight, so that the wolf is now directly over her shoulder. She nuzzles it, cheek to cheek --

JULES (CONT'D)
Oh •• Mr. Wolf. You're so big. And bad.
(then)
No no no -- there's no need to huff and puff ••• (_

Sha turns around, takes the wolf'• head in her handa

JULES (CON'J?'D)
I'll let you come in.

And with that, Jules leans in and gives the wolf the most passionate kiss we've ever seen. She just goes for it full-on, tongue-to-taxidermied-wolf-tongue action.

The group loses their minds. Everyone leaps to their feet, giving Jules a standing ovation.

Jules looks to the group, takes a bow even as she makes a face, spitting out etuffed-wolftaste. As she walks back to the group, Curt hands Jules her beer, the others keep applauding --

HOLDEN
I didn't know it was possible, but I think you just officially won Truth or Dare.
DANA
Or Lecture.
HOLDEN
Sorry.
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JULES
The night is still young. Now then •.• Dana --
CURT
(bored)
#Truth."

Dana frowns. Glances at Curt --

DANA
What's that supposed to mean?
CURT
I'm just skipping ahead.
(to explain)
You're gonna say "Dare,# she's gonna dare you to do something you don't like and then you'll puss out and say you wanted NTruth" all along.
DANA
(studies him)
Really.
CURT
(node)
or "Leature".
DANA
No, I wouldn't want one of tho••···

ANGLE MARTY-- he's glancing at Curt. Frowning. Something about all this seems a little off •••

And Dana seems to notice it too. But she's not about to let Curt get under her skin --

DANA (CONT'D)
Okay, Jules •••
(defiant)
Dare.

And just then, behind her -- WH-WHAM-- the cellar door blows open. Everyone screams, startled.

JULES
What the hell was that?

They all look back at the now-open hole in the floor. As they move toward it --

DANA
It's the cellar door •..

(

) -~ .

MARTY
I thought it was locked.
CURT
The wind must have blown it open •••
JULES
What wind ••• ?

They all cluster around the hole.A set of stairs leads down into the foreboding darkness.The group stares down at it, all a little spooked --

HOLDEN
What do you think's down there?
JULES
(shrugs)
Why don't we find out?
(then)
Dana •••

Dana glances up at her. What? ( JULES (CONT'D) I dar• you to go down into the cellar.

:) And we' re CLOSE ON DANAae she tries not to show just how

much that scares her. OFF HER LO01' --

31

INT. CELLAR

Crrreak. Dana cautiously makes her way down the old wooden staircase. It's dark; Dana's flashlight barely illuminates three feet in front of her.

She reaches the landing. Tries to keep her voice steady as she calls back to the others

DANA
How long do I have to stay down here?
CURT (0. S.)
Oh, you know, just 'til morning •••

She stands at the base of the stairs, trains the flashlight beam around the room. Curiosity getting the better of her, she steps into the darkness.

Creak •••

The flashlight beam scans the room, catching a glint of metal -- OLD RUSTY TOOLS hang from hooks along the walls.

Creak •••

Dana keeps moving, heart pounding in her chest. Her flashlight sweeps the area, finding a dusty old RECORD PLAYER••• a CHILD'S TOY CHEST••• a dressmaker's MANNEQUIN•••

Dana turns, beam sweeping across the wall. As it does so, it finds --

A GHOSTLYFACE.
Staring right at her. Dana screams, nearly jumps out of her skin --
HOLDEN(O.S.)
Dana?

As footsteps ring out from above, Dana angles the light back towards the face, realizes --

It's a PORTRAIT. A daguerrotype, to be precise, of a young woman, roughly fifteen, dressed in turn of the century garb. She stares back at Dana with sad eyes.

HOLDEN(CO?f'I''D)
You oJc.q?.

Dana tarns to find Holden racing down the stain, the others right behind him.

DANA
Yeah. Sorry. I just
(embarrassed)
I just scared myself. It was stupid.
CURT
You called for help. Voids the dare. Take your top off.

Marty strikes a match, lights an OLD OIL LANTERN hanging from the wall. As orange light spills across the room •••

HOLDEN
Oh my god ••.

•.. they get a full view of THE CELLAR. The room is big much bigger than we expected -- and every dark corner seems to be filled with creepy clutter.

JULES
Look at all this .•.

• "'t•

MARTY
Uh, guys, I'm not sure it's awesome to be down here.

But the others aren't even listening to him. They spread out, each focusing on a different part of the cellar --

Holden looks down at a variety of CHILD'S TOYS scattered across the floor. He picks up an ORNATEMUSIC BOX

HOLDEN
Dude, seriously -- your cousin's into some weird shit.

curt has picked up a CONCHwhen he sees a WOODENSPHERE sitting behind it. He puts the conch down and hoists the sphere. It almost looks like a small globe, it's so ornately carved, but it has dusty brass rings inlaid around it -- it can be turned and adjusted almost like a spherical Rubik's cube.

CURT
Yeah, pretty sure this ain't his. Maybe the people who put ill that window •••
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Dana aan•t take her eyes off the portrait of the girl. on the ·vanity belo~ it, she notic" a va:r:iety o~ personal effec:ts: an old h~rbrush ••• a silver lllirror ..... and a leather-bound BOOK.

DANA
Some of this stuff looks really old.

Jules studies the dressmaker's mannequin. AN AMULET hangs around its neck. Jules touches it •••

JULES
(almost to herself)
It's beautiful •••
MARTY
Maybe we should go back upstairs •••
(then)
I dare you all to go upstairs?

But even Marty can't help but be intrigued as he spots an OLD SUPER-8 PROJECTOR. He finds a film reel, starts unspooling it •••

HAUNTINGMUSIC fills the air as Holden starts winding the crank on the music box .••

Curt starts turning the sphere parts -- they seem to be lining up •.•

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Dana brushes the duet off the book, revealing the word "DIARY" on the cover •••

Julee takes the amulet off the mannequin, holds it up to her neck, looks for the clasp as though she were about to try it on •••

Marty holds the film strip up to the light, frowns as he

tries to discern what's on it •••

As Holden continues to wind the crank, the music BUILDS

and BUILDS••• He's staring down at the box-lid -- it's as

though something's about to pop right out of it ••• And

just as the music's about to reach crescendo --

DANA
Quy•.

Holden stops winding the crank. The world goes quiet. Everyone looks up from what they're doing.

DANA(CONT'D)
Guys, listen to this •••

Reluct.aA:tly, each person puts clown tll.e object o£ his or her attention and moves towards. Dana.

DANA(CON'll'l)}
(reads from diary)
uToday we felled the old birch tree out back. I was sorrowed to see it go, as Judah and I had sat up in its branches so many surraners ••• "
JULES
What is that?

Dana looks in the inside cover.

DANA
Diary of Patience Buckner, 1903.
CURT
Wow.•.
JULES
That's the original owners, right?
DANA
(reading again)
"Father was cross with me and said I lacked the true faith. He did not give me my dose and he turned his eyes from me at supper.
(MORE)

(

DANA (CONTI D)
I wish I could prove my devotion, aa Judah and Matthew proved on those travellers ••• "
MARTY
Uh, that makes what kind of sense?
HOLDEN
You know, it'a uncommon that a girl out here waa reading and writing in that era.
DANA
(reads)
uMama screamed most of the night. I prayed that she might find faith, but she only stopped when papa cut her belly and stuffed the coals in."

She stops, looking at everyone. Nobody comments. Bewildered, she flips ahead, continues:

DANA(CONT'D)
(reads)
1'Judah told me in my dream that Matthew
(_ too.k him to the Dark Room ao I mow he is killed • .Matthew's faith is too great1 even P'ather do• not croaa him or speak of Jud~, I want to un4er,rtand the glory of the pain like Matthew-, but cutting the flesh makes him have a husband's bulge and I do not get like that."
MARTY
Jesus, can we not •••
CURT
Go on.
MARTY
Why?
CURT
Suck it up or bail, pothead! I wanna know.

Dana looks around. Holden gives her a little nod.

DANA
(reads)
"I have found it. In daddy's oldest books, that I will burn before I go, is the way of saving our family. For no one truly dies who understands the Great (_ Pain.
(MORE)
DANA(CONT'D)
I can hear Matthew in the Dark Room, working upon father's jaw. My good arm is hacked up and et so I hope this will be readable, that a believer will come and speak this to our spirits. Then we will be restored, our love will be unending, and the Great Pain will return."
(looks up)
And there's something in Latin.
MARTY
Okay, I am drawing a line in the fucking sand here, do not read the Latin.

A small voice seems to whisk across the top of the room, barely audible:

VOICE Read it ••••

Marty is the only one who seems to hear it. He looks around •••

The fuck •• ?

'),; ,,,l VOICE

Read it out loud •••

Marty starts across the room as Dana appears to be about to start. Curt plants a hand in his chest and shoves him back.

CURT
Fucking babyl
JULES
Curt •••
CURT
It's a diary!
DANA
It doesn't even mean anything. Look:
MARTY
Dana ...
DANA
Dolor supervivo caro. Dolor sublimis caro.

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EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

As her voice continues to echo on the soundtrack, a gnarled and grey hand digs ite way out of the ground, holding a ruaty blade.

They come out one by one, in various parts of the woods: a group of hastily buried and not all that decomposed zombies, five of them, all in 1900 1 s farm clothes, all holding various appalling farm implements.

These are the Bucknera: FATHERwith his scythe, MOTHER with her broken saw, skinny JUDAHwith his thin, sharpened trowel, enormous MATTHEW(we don 1 t see his weapon yet) and little, one-armed PATIENCE, holding a hatchet.

Patience is the first to move, ambling toward the distant light of the cabin.

33

INT. CONTROLROOM

Oil THE MAIN VIEWSCREEN-- we see the image of the ZOMBIE P'J\KILY slowl.y making their way tow,irda th• cabin.

SI!I"l'ERSON(O.S.) We have a winner! ·

Widen to reveal a HUGECROWDhas filled the control room.

Everyone 1 s watching the large viewscreen intently.

SITTERSON (CONT1 D)
It 1 s the Buckners, ladies and gentlemen! Buckners pull the Nw1w

Most of the crowd GROANSin disappointment, throws their betting slips to the ground. But a few BLUE-COLLARGUYS throw their arms up in triumph --

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
(looks over at the wall)
Looks like congratulations go to Maintenance •••

And as he says that, we see behind him:

A LARGEWHITE-BOARDagainst the wall. Written in marker, down one column, there's a long list of MONSTERS. A few words jump out at us: "VAMPIRES," "WEREWOLVES,""FLOATING WITCHES," "ALIENS,' 1 "ZOMBIES,'1 "KEVIN," "CLOWNS," "WRAITHS," "SCARECROWS,""ANGRYMOLESTINGTRBE," ( "MUTANTS."

; •l

Down another column: a corresponding list of DEPARTMENTS: "ELECTRICAL," "ENGINEERING," "SECURITY," "ZOOLOGY"and so forth.

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
(continuing)
••• who split the pot with Ronald the Intern.

Hadley hands an enormous wad of cash to the BLUE-COLLAR GUYS and another wad to the happy INTERN we saw earlier.

People shake their heads, begin to file out of the room. A WIRY GIRL approaches Sitterson on her way out

WIRY GIRL
That's not fairl I had zombies tool
SITTERSON
Yes, you had "Zombies.u But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family ••• "

Sitterson taps the board. There it is right there: "ZOMBIE REDNECKTORTUREFAMILY." Right next to "HAINTBHANCB" and "RONALD 'l'BB INTERN."

S J.i'i 1BRSON ( CONU'' D) Entirely separa.te thing. It' a like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

Her shoulders slump. Knows he's right. As she goes:

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
There's always next year ••••

Truman stares at the screens, at the shambling Buckners corpse-clan.

TRUMAN
They're like something from a nightmare •••
LIN
No, they're something that nightmares are from. Everything in our stable is a remnant of the old world, courtesy of .••
(pointing down)
••. You know who.
TRUMAN
Monsters, magic •••

~•. 1.

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LIN
You get used to it.
TRUMAN
(turning to her)
Should you?

Sitterson walks over to Hadley. He'a just standing there, staring up at the screens. Looking a little despondent --

SITTERSON
I'm sorry, man.
HADLEY
(can't believe his bad luck)
He had the conch in hi• handa ...
SITTERSON
I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened •••
BADLEY
(frustratfil)
I'ni. uvar gonna get to see a merman.

S11"J'!RSON Dude, be thankful. Thoae things a.re terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.

Hadley nods -- I suppose you're right. He gestures towards the screens.

BADLEY
So ••• the Buckners, huh?
SITTERSON
I know.
(watches the screens)
Well, they may be zombified pain- worshipping backwoods idiots, but •••
HADLEY
They're our zombified pain-worshipping backwoods idiots.
SITTERSON
-- and they have a hundred percent clearance rate.

Hadley nods, good point. As they start walking back

(

towards their console --

}

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HADLEY
True. We may as well tell Japan to take the rest of the weekend off.
SITTERSON
Yeah, right. They're Japan•••· What are they gonna do -- relas?
HADLEY
I don't know. Maybe they can do some group calisthenics or something •••

And as Sitterson and Badley clear frame, we BOLDON ONE OF THE MONITORS.

ON THE SCREEN: we see a video feed of a JAPANESE SCHOOL ROOM. Several schoolchildren run screaming in terror from a SOPPING WET YOUNGGIRL who's floating through the air like she's hanging from an invisible noose. Aa the children SCREAMand SCREAM,the WET GIRL floats TOWARDS US and we CUT TO

IMT. LIVING ROOM- NIGHT
tile mueia is blaring and Ju.1e8 is dancing up a storm. Curt is 9,0ing with it, ocoa•ionally getting behind her for the :butt-cupping dance, but @e's all over the 1100m rea1ly working it. Popa a couple o~ buttons to show more cleavage.

Everyone else is sitting, Dana and Holden on the couch, Dana still holding the book, and Marty slumped in armchair, smoking sullenly.

Jules dances over in front of Holden and does a little impromptu lap-dance wriggle for him. He looks a little awkward, glancing at Dana, who isn't exactly thrilled.

CURT
Go baby, oh yeah ••• that's the goods right there, fuck yeah.
MARTY
This is so claaay.
CURT
Like you wouldn't want a piece of that.
MARTY
Can we not talk about people in piecea anymore tonight?

j i t

JULES
(kittenish, turning)
Oh, are you feeling lonely, Marty?

She moves to him, gives him a little wriggle action as she takes his joint and sucks hard.

JULES (CONT'D)
Marty and I were sweeties on our freshman hall.
MARTY
(to the others)
We made out onae. I never did buy that ring.
JULES
(pouty)
But we're still •••
(blows the smoke in his face)
••• close •••
MARTY
You know, I hava a theory about all this.
CURT
That's ow: cue to baill TommyChe1>nghas a theozy.
(indicating Holden)
You can tell it to Egghead here, if he's not too busy devirginizing Dana.

Dana stands, dropping the book on the couch.

DANA
Jules, do you want to lie down?
CURT
That's exactly the point!
(pushes Jules to the door)
Muehl Muehl
JULES
{not upset) Don't push me around.
CURT
Not around, baby, straight line. Right there. Out there. Pretty stars.

They exit, as Dana crosses to get another beer and Holden flips through the book. Marty hoists himself up and joins her, still smoking.

MARTY
Do you seriously believe that nothing weird is going on?
DANA
(wryly)
A conspiracy?
MARTY
The way everybody's acting!
DANA
I'm sorry about downstairs --
MARTY
It's cool, it's not -- when does Curt start with this alpha male bullshit? He's a sociology major; he's on a full academic scholarship! Now he's calling his friend an 11Egghead", whose head in no way resembles an egg •••
(looks over at Holden)
••• except ••• ahhh. Okay, kinda, from this angle, it's •••
( ho.lds hits own head to keep it from becoming eggshaped)
• ~ .ahhh •••

DAltA Curt's just drunk.

MARTY
I've •••n Curt drunk Jules too.
DANA
(pointing at the joint)
Then maybe it's something else.
MARTY
My secret secret stash is a gateway to enlightenment; it's not a devolveafier.
(to the wolf head)
Moose, back me up on this.
(to Dana)
You're not seeing what you don't wanna see -- the puppeteers.
DANA
Puppeteers?
MARTY
(hears it wrong)
Pop-tarts? Did you say that you have pop- tarts?

j ;,;' ·:t. ' ·~ -~

C

I

I DANA

Marty, I love you, but you're really high.

MARTY
(dead serious)
We are not who v• are.
(closes his eyes)
I'm gonna read a book with pictures.

He ambles off into his bedroom as Dana comes back to the couch with a beer for herself and Holden. He takes his, still holding the book.

HOLDEN
(translating)
' 1 The pain outlives the flesh. The flesh returns ••• or re ••• has a meeting place ••• towards the pain's ascensionu.
DANA
What's that?

HOLDBlt ( The Latin. Tha.t you •••

DANA
You speak Latin?
HOLDEN
Not well, and not since tenth grade. Weird how it comes back.

He sips his beer, tosses the book back on the couch.

DANA
Well, it's a weird night. I'm so sorry about ••• tonight. Everybody.
HOLDEN
Do I lose points if I tell you I'm having a pretty nice time?

She smiles, looks down.

DANA
No. You can tell me that.
34

EXT. WOODS- NIGHT

Jules is laughing, running through the woods, Curt in hot pursuit. He catches her around the waist with one hand, beer still held in the other.

CURT
Come here!
JULES
Ahl Don't spill on mel
CURT
Did I get a little beer on your shirt?

He kisses her, deep and hard.

CURT (CONT'D)
I guess it'll have to come off.

He starts pulling at the last buttons. She pulls away a little.

JULES
Not here •••
CURT
Oh, come on •••

IW. CO~OL ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Cl, They'Zll auddenly on three hage scremte, being shot with a

35

1.,,1.'\')• REMOTE CAMERA ON A LONG LENS, WITH FIFTEEN WORKEA LOW IN

frame watching them intently.

CURT
••• we're all alone •••
36

EXT. WOODS - CONTINUOUS

He pulls the shirt open but she takes a step back and holds it together.

JULES
I'm chilly.
37

INT. CONTROL ROOM - CONTINUOUS

A 9Z"oan throughout the crowd cause Hadley to stand up from the control area behind them.

HADLEY
Okay, that's enough, everybody out. Job to do.

As they are herded out by Truman, Hadley sits, saying to (_ ,~, Sitterson: -····.,,·'

( ,_ "I!:"'

HADLEY (CONT'D)
We got temperature control in that sector?
SITTERSON
(interrupting)
On it.

He types fast on a keyboard, uses a touch-screen thermometer gage to raise the heat.

Hadley is working his own controls •••

HADLEY
Okay •••• Engaging the pheromone mists ..•
38

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

AT THEIR FEET we actually see wisps of fog rise from the ground.

Jules, still holding her shirt together, closes her eyes and takes a deep breath through her nose. She opens her eye•, .looJcin9 at Curt with half-lidded lust. Be goea in for another kisa and she~· her arm,, around him,

·:, pul1ing o.if bis ehirt. Aa he tries to arch bee down to I _J;..ff the ground, her laet sleepy prote.art:

JULES
It's so dark ••• I'm gonna get twig-butt. Take me inside.
CURT
Baby, this is why we came here ••• it's romantic •••

He starts to turn her, pulling her open shirt away from her neck and kissing it from behind •••

39

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The boys are working in concert now.

SITTERSON
(to himself, singing)
Music and moonlight and love and romance •••

He pushes a lever -- literally a dimmer -- up as he hums. And:

40

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

Before the kids, a tiny glen of moss and soft green fronds suddenly seems to glow in the moonlight. It couldn't be more inviting.

Jules smiles, dizzy with lust.

ANGLE: GROUNDLEVEL -- Jules drops down into frame, Curt on her, the two of them only about the business. They roll over, Jules on top, sliding her hand down Curt's pants -- he moans with longing, running his hand up her chest over her bra.

41

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The men watch the screens, hands at the ready to manipulate any dial. They have the dispassionate focus of porn theater patrons.

HADLEY
{quietly) Okay, boobies, boobies ...
SITTERSON
Show ue the gooc:Le•••

Truman looks over at them, a little disturbed.

TRUMAN
Does it really matter if we see --
HADLEY
{not looking around) We're not the only ones watching, kid.
SITTERSON
Got to keep the customer satisfied. {does turn) You understand what's at stake here?
TRUMAN
(nodding)
Sorry.

Sitterson turns back to the screens, and the two men watch their handiwork.

42

INT. CONTROLROOM/EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

And now we cut back and forth a bit.

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Curt, kneeling, slides Julee's pants off. His head comes back into frame and takes the edge of her panties in his mouth, making a little growl as he lets go and it snaps back on her waist --

Jules laughs, leaning her head back and suddenly not laughing, breathing hard •••

Hadley and Sitterson stare, (looking perhaps directly into camera to make us even less comfortable) •••

Jules swings on top and pulls her shirt off at last. She takes her time, sliding her hands up her belly to her breasts, finally to the clasp in the middle of her bra •••

She pops it open, holding it together coyly for one moment before pulling the bra off, revealing her breasts, a sheen of sweat (and the fact that they're not fake) making them all the more enticing. She smiles knowingly, a vision of hedonistic perfection.

Curt looks up at her in silent wonder.

All three men in the control room -- including Truman --

look at her the exact same way •.

43

AS CURT ELIDES HIE HAND OV•R HER OH&ET, AHE LEANS DOWN

into him~ hie arma coming around her back.

HADLEY
Score.
SITTERSON
Eat that, Stockholm •••

He makes a small tweak on a dial, eyes still on the screen.

ANGLE: ABOVE'THE LOVERSthe camera comes softly down towards them, the tableau romantic and sensual. He's atop her and a bit to the side, one hand (out of frame) working under her panties as she moans, arms out •••

CLOSE ON: HER HAND, running along the soft moss.

A rusty trowel nail• it to th• earth.

Jules SCREAMS, rearing up --- hampered by the hand that won't move, as Curt tumbles off her, looking up to see:

Three zombies (as they will be called from now on) are attacking them.

Skinny JUDAH is crouching over Jules, pulling his trowel out even as MOTHERreaches around her neck with her snaggle-toothed saw. MATTHEW,the biggest, is still a few feet behind, ambling towards.

CLOSE ON: THE MOTHER'S BELLY as three burning coals flop out of a slit in it, sizzling on Jules's hair and the moss.

She starts to draw the saw along Julee's neck and Curt snaps out of it. He piledrives right into Mother

CURT
Puck away froa herl

knocking her back on her ass. He turns to Judah just

as Judah digs the trowel into his arm. curt howls, trying to pull it out as Jules holds her bleeding neck, trying to rise but weak.

curt pulls his arm away, bringing Judah towards him and then punches Judah hard right in the nose. The nose breaks easily, crumbling a bit, Judah completely unfazed by it. curt looks over towards the third zombie.

M&tth:ew s.tande a few feet away, leaning slightly. 0 Suddenl.y be lets a chain elide t~ his fi-ngera ,. all th~ wa.y ta the ground, pulled by a b~oken bear-t.cap, juat a rusty metal jaw with teeth: a tum-of-the-century mace and chain.

Matthew grins.

The trap swings with sudden speed, whacking Curt's head (luckily not with the jagged side) and knocking him back, bleeding and dazed.

JULES
Curt!

She tries to rise and Matthew swings again, digging the claw of the trap into her back. She SCUANS, arching back and flopping face-down onto the ground, digging her fingers into the earth as Matthew dra9a her baokvarda.

Curt stumbles up -- and Father is behind him, slipping the shaft of his scythe over Curt's head and pulling it back hard against Curt's throat. Curt thrashes, unable to scream, as his feet are pulled off the ground. He sees:

The screaming, pleading, whimpering Jules is kept in place by Matthew's foot as he yanks out the trap.

Judah pulls her hair back, holding up her head -- her eyes on Curt's -- as Mother places the broken blade once more at her throat. Curt watches in silent horror.

Inside the control room, the men are equally silent, Truman trying hard not to lose it as Julee's pleas fill the air around.

CLOSE ON: JULES'S PLEADING EYES as we hear the horrible scrape of the saw tearing flesh.

No sound in the console at all save scraping and shuffling. Truman has his eyes closed. Hadley and Sitterson both have lowered their heads, and Sitterson quietly intones:

SITTERSON
This we ofter in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. As it ever was.
HADLEY
As it ever was.
( Sitter.aon. pull.a a short necklaoe f:rom under hia shirt. o.n.it is a weird pagan symbol.,. .five pointed but not a

penta.graJI\. Be kies•s it and repla<:ea it und•r hie shirt )

as Badle¥ c~osses behind him to a series of tive mahogany

panels at the far end of the room.

He opens the first and presses an ornate brass lever down.

CLOSE ON: A MECHANISMalmost like an old clock, Julee Verne-esque. A small hammer strikes a vial that cracks, dark red blood pouring out into a brass funnel that runs down a thin pipe, seemingly a very long way.

44

INT. THE CHAMBER- CONTINUOUS

The pipe ends in the ceiling of a dark room we won't really see just yet. The blood pours out onto a leaning slab of dark marble, right into a groove at the top. The blood races down the groove as it bends and arcs different ways, forming a primitive picture of eome sort -- though of what, we do not yet see.

45

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

Judah hisses at us.

(_

..

46

/'

Drop wide to see Curt has stopped struggling, Father still holding him as Judah and Mother amble toward him. Matthew is bent over Julee's corpse, but we can't see what he's doing, thankfully.

As they raise their blades, Curt aprin9• into action, planting his feet on both of them and pushing as hard as he can, knocking them back -- and Father as well, Curt rolling over him and pulling himself free.

Gasping for breath, Curt scrambles on hands and knees back towards the cabin, almost on his feet -- and the blade of Father's scythe slices through the cuff of his jeans, pulling his leg and dropping him back to earth.

47

INT. MARTY'S ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Marty is lying in bed on his back as he reads Curious George.

MARTY
George, man, don't do it! It's ether! You're gonna act the fool!

Letting out a br:eath, he drop.s 1:ha book to his c-hest.

MARTY (CON'l?'D)
Ah, but you love your ether, don't you? Little George •••

VOICE I'm gonna go for a walk •••

He sits right up.

MARTY
(loud, to the room)
Okay, I swear to fucking God somebody is talking.

He runs his hands over his eyes, weary.

MARTY(CONT'D)
Or I'm pretty sure someone is ... ah ...

VOICE I'm gonna go for a walk ...

MARTY
(standing)
Enough! What are you saying? What do you want? You think I'm a puppet, gonna do a puppet dance -- fuck all y'all!
(MORE)

(

MARTY(CONT'D)
I'm the boss of my brain so give it upl
(beat. Pissed:)
I'm gonna go for a walk.
48

INT. LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Dana and Holden are leaning in for a kiss when Marty strides by, making them stop.

MARTY
He's got a husband bulge.

They look at each other awkwardly, the moment broken. Marty shuts the door behind him.

49

EXT. CABIN - CONTINUOUS

We walk out with Marty, leaving the house behind. He comes out about thirty yards, near the first trees. In medium close-up, he looks up •••

MARTY
I thought there,' d be stars • ..
(sighs)
We are abandoned.

And he ~tarts to take a piss. All of which is held at this close angle, so we only hear it.

There's a noise in the woods behind. He turns around to

see a copse of trees, but no movement. Turns back and in

the BG one of the trees turns out to be a figure -- a silhouetted girl with only one arm, holding a hatchet.

She makes her way slowly toward him, now lit by the side window of the house, now lost in the dark in front of it. Marty zips up, turns again -- and Curt attack• hia froa right beeid• caaera, yelling and scaring the shit out of him.

CURT
Runl Fucking runl
MARTY
What's --
CURT
GOl l I

Marty heads back, with Curt, when Patience steps out of the shadows in front of the house. Marty rears back but '>.";>. '.:;,t Curt fucking clothelines her, sends her flying -- ''·:•

CURT (CONT'D)
Dead bitchl

-- and pulls Marty toward the porch.

50

INT. LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Dana closes her eyes as Holden softly kisses her. It's tender and sweet. She pulls back.

DANA
I don't wanna ••• I mean I've never •••
(momentarily confused)
I don't mean 'never', but •••
HOLDEN
Hey. Nothing you don't want.

They start to kiss again •••

WHAMJ curt spills onto his knees in the doorway. Dana and Holden race to him, gasping as they see hia bloody

wounds --

HOLDEN(COHT'D)
Jeeus what happened?
MARTY
DOOR!

Marty's right behind Curt -- as he races inside -- Curt grabs the door, slams it shut. Gasps for air. Dana races to his side, tries to examine his wounds --

DANA
(frantic)
Where are you hurt?
(re: blood)
Is this all from you?
(then)
Where's Jules?

Curt pushes her away, shakes his head. Tears spring to his eyes he's clearly in shock. Holden tries to calm him down --

HOLDEN
It's okay, Curt. You're okay ...
MARTY
(gasping for air)
No. We're not okay. What's the opposite of okay?

(,

DANA
What are you talking about? Curt -- vh•r•'• Julea?
CURT
(shakes head)
She's gone.
(then)
We gotta get out of here •••

Be's already moving towards the back of the cabin.

DANA
No -- wait --

Dana reaches for the front door. Starts to open it •.•

MARTY
Dana -- don't open that
DANA
I'm not leaving here without Jules •

••• and she swings the door opea., revealing --

·., ' '.~.'.\ \ , r..• He'• at~nding on the porch, framed in the doorway. Just

staring at us. Holding something round down by his side. He tosses it right at Dana -- she gasps, catches it, looks down to see

It'• Jule•' BBAD.

Dana screams her heart out. She drops Jules' head on the ground, glances up as Matthew steps up the porch. She screams and screams as Matthew approaches -- Holden dives forward, slams the door shut just as --

WHAM! Matthew slams into it. The frame shakes, the wood splinters. Marty races forward, helps Holden brace the door. As they slam the deadbolt into place --

Curt flips the couch over, tries to shove it against the door. Looks up at Dana, who's still in shock

CURT
Dana -- c'mon --

Dana snaps out of it, helps Curt shove the couch under

the doorknob. WHAM! The whole cabin seems to shake as Matthew slams into it

DANA
(terrified)
What is that thing?
CURT
I don't know but there's more of them -- 9at the baok door --

Holden races across the living room, throws the deadbolt on the back door.

DANA
(glances at Marty)
More of them?
MARTY
(nods)
I saw a young girl -- all zombied, like him. And NLittle House on the Prairie", too, but she's missing an arm

Dana's face falls as she realizes

DAM& Oh god. Patience. (glances at. Holden) The dieq --

HOLDEN
"The pain outlives the flesh."
(thinks about it)
She must have ••• bound a mystical incantation into the text so someone would come along, read the diary aloud and •••
DANA
(quietly)
And I did it.
CURT
(to Holden)
Look, brainiac -- I don't give a limp dick WHYthose things are here. We gotta lock this place down
MARTY
(nods)
He's right.
CURT
We'll go room by room, barricade every window and door --

(

Curt starts heading towards the back of the cabin. As he wavea them forward --

CURT (CONT'D)
And we gotta play it safe -- no matter what, we have to atay to9ether --
51

INT. CONTROLROOM

Hadley's slumped in hia chair, shaking his head as he stares at the surveillance images of Curt and the others moving through the cabin. Sitterson'a right beside him, working the console --

SITTERSON
(to Hadley)
calm down, I got it. Watch the master work •••

Clickety-clack -- he hits some keys, throwa a switch --

nrr. CABIN

CUrt'a h,ur ripples •lightly aa he's hit bye gust of air from a l\earby HEA"l'ntG VENT. H'e stope in his traoka, looking •lightly confused --

DANA
What'a the matter?

He glances around, looking slightly befuddled. Shakea his head --

CURT
(almost to himself)
This isn't right •••

He looks at the others almost like he doesn't trust them.

CURT (CONT'D)
This isn't right. •• ahould split up. We can cover more ground that way.

And now Dana and Holden look a little hazily paranoid as well. They think about it, nod

HOLDEN
Yeah ••.
(beat)
Yeah -- good idea.
MARTY
Really?

CRASHJ Just then, the living room window EXPLODES INWARD. Our group cries out in surprise, looks back to see MATTHEW'SARM now reaching through the window

Curt turns, races back towards the living room --

CURT
I got it!You guys -- get in your roo•• --

As Curt starts shoving a bookcase up against the window, Dana and Holden share a glance. Nod.

DANA
Let's go --

They race towards the back. Marty hesitates a moment,

frowning ---something about this isn't quite right. But then he shakes it off, hurries after them.

IW'. C~OL aooM

ON THB Jl0!1ITORSwe see DanA, Holden, «nd Karty running down the hall. Aa Hadley and Sitterson watch --

HADLEY
Lock 'em in.

Sitterson throws a switch

52

INT. CABIN - HALLWAY

-- and as Dana, Holden, and Marty all split off into their separate rooms --

All the doors SLAMSHUT behind them, and: WH-CHUNK1 We hear vault-worthy locks slamming home.

53

INT. CABIN - MARTY'SROOM

Marty stops in his tracks. Glances back at the closed door behind him. Again, he frowns -- Huh. That's weird ••• But before he has time to consider it fully --

WHAM! The cabin shakes again. We hear glass breaking in another room. Marty snaps out of it stick to the plan. He races to the window, which is wide open --

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Aa he dives for it, pulling it shut, he loaes hie

balance, knocks over the end table next to his bed

CRASH1 A lamp SHATTERSon the ground. Marty glances down at the fragments. Sees something •••

ON THE FLOOR -- a thin black wire snakes through the

shards of glass. Marty picks it up, sees there's

actually a small, fiber optic CAMERAat the end of it

54

INT. CONTROLROOM

ON THE MONITOR-- Marty's face fills up the entire screen as he stares directly into the camera

SITTERSON
Uh-oh -- that's not good.
HADLEY
(into mic)
Chem -- I need 500 cc's of Thorazine pumped into Room Three now

SI'l"l'ERSOJf No no no -- hanq on --

Be point• to another monitor. ON ~BB SCREEN -- we see one of th$ zombie• walking out of the forest, heading straight towards ~ackside of the cabin --

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
Judah Buckner to rescue •••
55

INT. CABIN - MARTY'S ROOM

Marty pulls the camera wire taut, follows it up the length of the wall. Stares up at the ceiling. We see the realization hit him --

MARTY
Oh my god, I'm on a reality show.
(then)
My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout --

CRASH! Just then, the window behind Marty EXPLODES INWARD-- Judah reaches through, grabs Marty by the neck, yanks him backward, THROUGHTHB WINDOW--

Marty screams as Judah tries to pull him out of the cabin. Marty struggles mightily -- he holds fast to the window frame, desperate to get back inside --

Judah growls, yanks Marty again. As Marty starts to lose his grip on the window, he flails about, his free hand searching the nearby dresser top for anything he can use as a weapon --

And just as Judah yanks him one last time, Marty's fingers close around the FRESCA CAN --

56

EXT. CABIN - CONTINUOUS

Judah hauls Marty straight out of the cabin window -- WHAM -- Marty slams into the ground -- he gasps in pain, looks up just in time to see --

Judah plunging THE TROWELdown straight at Marty's head. Marty rolls to the side -- THUNK-- as Judah buries the trowel into the ground next to him --

Marty struggles to his feet, but Judah's right on top of him. As Marty tries to fight him off, he glances down at the Fresca can in his hand. He gives it a shake --

Cl-CLACK -- and it telescop911 outward into the GIANT BON'G. Marty takes the makeshift bat.on, swings it with all hie might -- ·

WHAM! He h.tts Judeh flush in the aide ~ the he$1,. dropping him to the ground with a sickening thud.

Marty stares down at Judah's crumpled body ••• but Judah's only momentarily dazed .•• he's already starting to get to his feet. Marty doesn't hesitate any longer ••• he bolts towards the forest

But as Marty races away at top speed, Judah takes the trowel in hand --

And hurl• it right at llarty'• baak.

Wh-CHtJNI(L Bullseye -- he hits Marty right between the

shoulder blades. Marty cries out in pain as he pitches forward, crashes to the ground.

Judah slowly walks towards the fallen Marty ...

ON THE GROUND-- Marty gasps in pain, tears in his eyes as he desperately struggles to get the trowel out of his back. He reaches behind him -- his fingers touch the hilt, but they can't find purchase ...

Judah grabs Marty by the leg. Starts dragging him into the forest --

(

MARTY
No -- B0000
57

EXT. FOREST - CONTINUOUS

-- and we're WITH MARTYas Judah drags him through the treeline. They're heading towards a DARX HOLE in the ground (from which Judah first emerged). Marty tries to struggle -- blood seeps from the wound in his back, leaving a bloody trail through the dirt.

Marty's fading fast ••• He coughs blood, tears stream down his face --

MARTY
No HELP ME --

And as Judah drags him down into the hole, we STAY UP TOP -- Marty struggles with everything he's got -- his TERRIFIED EYES stare back at us as he screams and screams -- his fingers claw trails in the dirt around him as he tries to hang on ( MARn (CONT'D) BBl,JI ....

But it's no use. And with a final. yank, .Marty disappears from rl-ew entirely. His horrified screams echo through the forest •••

And then he's gone.

58

INT. CONTROLROOM

CLOSE ON A LEVER as a hand pulls it down -- CH-CHl.JNX--

59

INT. CHAMBER

-- and once again, BLOODtrickles down, down, down

through the carved stone etchings. And as it flows outward we slowly PULL BACKto reveal the picture forming

is of a PRIMITIVE HUMANFIGURE. It is holding a goblet

and dancing.

We hear a RUMBLING•••

60

INT. DANA'S BEDROOM- CONTINUOUS

,-__-__._:r, Dana is laboriously moving a tall dresser in front of the C_ \. ·;~~~ window, at which a zombie pounds.

Suddenly the rumbling fills the room, which starts to shake with what feels like a decent sized earthquake. Dana looks around, almost exasperated in her terror --

DANA
What? Nol No, come onl
61

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

Hadley, Sitterson and Truman all pause to look around as they too, are shaking. Hadley is returning from the lever he just pulled down, turns to Sitterson with shrug •••

HADLEY
They're getting excited downstairs.
SITTERSON
Greatest Show on Earth •••
62

INT. DANA'S BEDROOM- CONTINUOUS

The rumbling aubaidu and she turns her attention back. to the dresa,er. Aa she gets it in pl.ace she he,u-s the

Q window shatter and the chest begins to rock. She shoves

the bed against it and goea for the door.

It won't open. She pulls, kicks, but it's locked solid. She's staring at it, confused -- it looks so flimsy -- when the chest goes over and a zombie starts climbing in. She hits it with a lamp but it has no effect.

She sees a second one coming, backs up against the wall and the picture on it 90•• flying, glass shattering,

making her jump.

Holden knocks out the rest of the one-way mirror. There's banging in his room but no zombies in yet.

HOLDEN
My door's stuck!
DANA
Mine tool

He looks at her aitch-~ worse than his own -- and beckons her to come through.

HOLDEN
Come on!

(

She stands on the bed and wriggles through, with his help, but not without some cuts, and they both fall to the floor.

They're still rising when the furniture Holden has piled up is knocked away By Matthew.

DANA
The bed!

They up..:end it and shove it at the window, holding its metal frame against the pounding from without. Dana looks around for something else, sees:

ANGLE: UNDERTHE BEDSPACEis a trapdoor.

DANA (CONT'D)
Holden.

He looks, puts his shoulder to the bed to take the weight as he indicates for her to check it out. She moves to it and pulls it open -- nothing but blackness below. She looks back at Holden.

DANA (CO>BT'D) C
Better or worse?

He :stick# hie foot out and slides a lamp to her. It's been set on the floor (during the :furniture pile-up) but still plugged in. She lowers it into the dark space, lets it hang by its plug.

DANA(CONT'D)
It's empty •••

Holden gives the bed one last kick in place and moves to the door, calling out:

HOLDEN
Curt! Curt!

The knob starts moving.

CURT
(from without)
Unlock your door!
HOLDEN
I can't! Get down to the basement! We got a way down!
CURT
( from without) (_ Okay!

Holden moves to the edge of the space, takes a quick look in and goes in head first, holding the edge and flipping himself over to land on his feet. Dana slips down into hie upstretched arms right after, disappearing into the hole.

63

INT. DARKROOM- CONTINUOUS

It's strangely quiet, as though it swallowed the noise from above. The only light is from the dangling lamp, and it throws the whole small room into a creepy half- light. And creepy seems to be the general theme.

It's a torture chamber, with a chair, chains, shackles, and a table with some truly appalling instruments rusting on it. Sweeney Todd would get squeamish in here.

They look around a bit, unwittingly fascinated.

DANA
This is the Dark Room.
HOLOBN
DANA From the diary. This ia wbare he kill$d them.
(quietly)
This is where he kills ua.
HOLDEN
What?
DANA
(she's cracking)
I brought us here. I found the room, the diary ••• you're all gonna die because of me.

He takes her firmly by her arms.

HOLDEN
Nobody did this. Okay, it's bad luck. Horrible fucking luck but I'm not gonna die and neither are you. We just gotta find the door.
DANA
There isn't one.

He looks -- she's right.

c··

HOLDEN
In the wall, something. Just look.

She pulls herself together -- moves to the far wall, grabbing something that looks like a small crowbar, running one hand along the wall for a hidden door and tapping with the bar occasionally to test the sound of it. Calls out:

DANA
Curt?

Holden has moved to one wall, now crosses below the trapdoor to the other

HOLDEN
Hidden rooms were a staple of post-civil war architecture. There's gotta be a --

-- and the bear-trap swings down from the trapdoor, catching under his arm and digging into the back of his shoulder. He SCREAMSas Matthew starts hoisting him up through the trap-door. (. Dana runa to h.un. and helpa him atrug.gle, :f.inaUy ov.rbalanain9 Matthew, who .f.al.1• forward, stuck upside down halfway through the trap-door# etill grabbing at Holden OJI the flooJ:'.

Holden painfully pulls the trap from his shoulder -- but Matthew gets a hold of him, his mouth wide in a hissing scream --

DANA
You like pain?

Dana runs the crowbar right through Matthew's face and into the wall behind, pinning him. Screams in his face:

DANA(CONT'D)
Bov'• that work for ya?

Matthew grabs the bar and pulls at it -- Holden getting

free -- and Dana finds a kitchen knife, stabs Matthew

with it several times, shaking with rage. Matthew

finally hangs limp. Dana stares at him, breathing hard.

64

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

Sitterson pushes a button --

SITTERSON
Danger's over, and we ...
65

INT. DARR ROOM- CONTINUOUS

CLOSE ON: THE KNIFE HANDLEas a small electrical charge jolts Dana's hand.

As we drop back wider, it looks like she's dropping the knife 'cause she doesn't like holding it. She turns her back on Matthew, dragging Holden up. They move to the other side of the room -- and the wall behind them opens, Curt reaching in to grab them.

DANA
AH!
CURT
Let's move let's move!

They exit into:

66

INT. CELLAR - CONTINUOUS

And make for the storm doors, pushing them open, Curt grabbing a handy plank to hit zombies with.

EX1'. CAB"IN/INT. VAli - CON'l'INOOUS

They mov"e as quickly as they can, both Holden and Curt being injured, im:t encountering any dead folk as they race to the Rambler.

DANA
What about Marty?
CURT
They got him.

They come around the Rambler, camera behind, and Curt moves to open the door.

There is dirt on the latch.

He looks at Holden, steps back with his plank as Holden readies to open the door and get out of the way. A beat, and Curt nods.

The door opens

HARD CUT TO:

CLOSE ON: A HIDEOUS SCREAMINGFACE of a Japanese floating drowned girl. It suddenly stops, a warm glow building around its now-bewildered face.

Cut wide to see:

67

INT. SCHOOLROOMIN JAPAN - NIGHT

The floaty girl hovers over the room, in which several Japanese schoolchildren are placing lotus flowers into a large bowl of water on the floor, all the while singing a happy song of love.

A frog hops out the bowl. The drowny girl is consumed by light and disappears.

JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL
(subtitled)
Now Kiko's spirit will live in the happy frog!

They all laugh and hug.

HARDCUT TO:
68

INT. CONTROLROOM- NIGHT

( Sitterson ie ~atching this on a screen, very unhappy.

Badley ia working behind him.

SITTERSON
Fuuhh.hcck yooouuu ••• 1

A com-line lights up and he switches it, eyes still on the screen and the frog and the happy song of love.

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
(to the com, still watching)
You seeing this?
LIN
(from com)
Perfect record, huh?
SITTERSON
Naruto-watching, geisha-fucking, weird- ga.meshow-having DICKS! They fucked us!
LIN
(on com)
Zero fatality. Total wash. Any word from downstairs?

(-~ 74.

SITTERSON
Director doesn't care about Japan.
(unconvincing)
He trusts us •..
LIN
You guys better be on your game.

Hadley replies, though he's still in the BG working.

HADLEY
You just sweat the chem, Lin. While these morons are singing uWhat a Friend We Have in Shinto", we're bringing the pain.
SITTERSON
Fuck was up with that fool's pot, anyway? He shoulda been drooling and instead he nearly made us.
LIN
(on com)
We treated the shit out of itl

...:•.

HADLEY

G (just to Sitterso~ alL
business) Got 'em in the 'Rambler, headed for the tunnel.
LIN
The Fool is toast anyway. You better not fuck us on the report.
HADLEY
Shit.
LIN
(on com} What? Shit why?

Hadley makes the hand-across-throat sign to Sitterson.

HADLEY
(calm voice} Work to do. Gotta go.
LIN
(on com} You guys are humanity's la~t hope, don't tell me --

And Sitterson cuts her off, looking at Hadley.

HADLEY
There's no cave-in.
SITTERSON
What?

ANGLE: SCREEN OF THE OPEN TUNNEL, light on the road beyond.

HADLEY
The fucking tunnel is openl

Sitterson rolls back to his station, hits a com-line •••

SITTERSON
This is control to demolition •••
(to Hadley)
They're not even picking upl
(hits another button)
Broadcast, can you patch me in to demolition?
BROADCAST
(on com)
We'i:-e dark on their w:hole sector, might have been a surge iA the -- ( ..

But Sitt•rson atabe a button, cuta them off. He'a on his feet heading out.

SITTERSON
See if you can bypass --
HADLEY
Fuck you think I'm doing?
SITTERSON
(to Truman)
Get the door.
TRUMAN
Mister Sitterson, you're not supposed to leave the --
SITTERSON
Open the goddamn door!
HADLEY
(working the screen)
You got family, Truman?
TRUMAN
Yeah •••
(__
HADLEY
Kids get through that tunnel alive, you won't anymore.
69

EXT. WOODS- NIGHT

The Rambler plows away from us at dangerous speed.

70

INT. HALL - MOMENTSLATER

Sitterson runs through the hall, a few workers and guards moving aside --

SITTERSON
Make a hole! Move!
71

EXT. WOODS- NIGHT

The Rambler careens around a curve -- and in the distance is the tunnel.

72

INT. CONT:AOLROOM- CONTINUOUS

Hadley gets an NtJNABLB TO OVERRIDll. AUTBORNE SYSTBMS DIAGNOS'l'IC?"

He bangs the counter in frustration.

73

INT. DEMOLITION - CONTINUOUS

We .enter with Sitterson to see the lights blinking and sparks coming from a darkened console. Three workers -- slightly beefier or more weathered than Sitterson -- are trying to bring it back to life.

DEMO#1 It's not the breakers!

SITTERSON
Fuck is going on in here?

DEMO#2 We don't know! Electrical said there was a glitch up top, one of the creatures?

SITTERSON
The tunnel should have been blown hours agol

DEMO#2 We never got the order ••.

SITTERSON
You need me to tell you to wipe your ass?
(pushes past him)
How do we get past this?

DEM0#3 We're fried inside. We need a clean connection to the detonator --

Sitterson has dropped to the ground and pulled open the underpart of the console, revealing wires and circuits galore. He gets on his back, messing with ones above him --

DEMO #1 Systems Tech is trying a reboot on the

SITTERSON
We don't have time. Talk me through.
IW'. RAMBLER- CONTIWOUS
( Curt ia driving, Dana in the seat next to himr fear fighting despair ae tears begin to line her eyes. Holden is between them, eyes on the tunnel •••
HOLDEN
Don't stop for anything •••
74

INT. DEMOLITION- CONTINUOUS

Sitterson replaces a chip in a board -- some of the console lights up.

DEM0#3 No, that's just local; it's not linked.

SITTERSON
Shitl
75

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The camera races in with Ms. Lin

LIN
Hadley, what's going on?

He just spins and stares at her, nervous as hell. Camera continues past him to a screen showing the van speeding through the woods -- the tunnel visible not far ahead.

76

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

The van races through frame

77

INT. DEMOLITION - CONTINUOUS

Sitterson puts a wire to a contact it sparks and he flinches --

DEMO #1 That's it!

SITTERSON
Blow itl ·

Demo #3 hit a big red knob.

M:!l'. MOUNTAINTUNNEL/INT. RAMBLBR- CONTINUOUS

And the Rambler enters the tunnel a.a a charge aeada rooks tumbling do\fn. Tb8 kids sees the,:a. through the windshield falling up ahead before the van is pounded from above --

HOLDEN
Back up! Back upl

The whole tunnel is caving in as Curt slams on the brakes, hits reverse and tears back out, the van stopping a few yards from the din and smoke of total collapse.

The kids look at it, in shock.

78

INT. DEMOLITION - MOMENTSLATER

Sitterson is breathing hard, nobody saying anything. He exits, saying to #2 contemptuously:

SITTERSON
Wipe your ass.
79

EXT. MOUNTAINTUNNEL- MOMENTSLATER

The kids are out, Dana looking nervously back for possible pursuing zombies, not giving in to the tears she can't stop. (

Curt is furious, looking over the side of the mountain at the cliff's edge on the other side, a tantalizing 20 feet away. Holden looks it over intently, working the problem.

CURT
No! No fucking wayl This isn't happening! It's right there!
HOLDEN
You got any climbing gear, ropes?
CURT
Yeah, in my fucking dorm room!
HOLDEN
We can't climb this. This is limestone, it's slippery and it'll crumble under pressure.
DANA
(joining them)
We can't go back. There's no way across?
( HOLPEN "'-- . ,., Not unleae you can jump twenty feet.
CURT
Dude.
HOLDEN
What.
80

EXT. MOUNTAINTUNNEL- MOMENTSLATER

ANGLEON: CURT'S DIRTBIKE as the wheel spins in the dirt and the bike turns, Curt revving it, getting his nerve up.

DANA
Curt, are you sure about this?
CURT
I've done bigger jumps than this.
HOLDEN
You've got a smooth run and maybe a five foot differential on the other side, which is good. But you gotta give it everything.
CURT
(" You know it.
DANA
Curt •••

He comee down off his adrenaline kick for a moment, looks at her like the guy we knew.

CURT
You guye stay in the Rambler. If they come, just keep driving away from 'em. I'll get help. If I wipe out I'll fuckin' limp for help but I'm coming back with cops and choppers and large fucking guns and those things are gonna pay. For Jules.

A moment. Dana kisses him on the cheek. He guns it.

HOLDEN
Don't hold back.
CURT
Never do.

He guns it and lets GO -- wheels spinning as he blaste toward th.e edge,. Dana and Bolden watching in fear and hope -- Cu:rt aails over the edge with great tonn, front wheel high, the arc is good --

-- he elaaa into the invisible barrier and his bike esplod•• --

DANA
BOOI

-- as he plummets straight down, scraping the electrical

matrix so it appeare by him all the way as he falls.

DANA (CONT'D)
Oh God, oh God•••
HOLDEN
(freaking)
Be hit something! There'e nothing? What'd he hit!
DANA
(softly, realizing)
Puppeteers •••
HOLDEN
Did you see it? What'd he hit?

DANA
Marty was right. God.
HOLDEN
Get in the van.
DANA
Marty was right •••
81

INT. THE CHAMBER- MOMENTSLATER

The blood pours, this time onto the primitive figure of a muscular man with javelin and ball.

82

INT. RAMBLER

Holden guns the engine, swinging the Rambler back down the dirt road, away from the tunnel. Dana is oddly calm.

DANA
You're going back.
HOLDEN (
(trying ta thUk)
I •m going throu9ll. We'll just drive -- there' a gotta be anothex road, another way out of here --
DANA
It won't work -- something will happen, it'll collapse, or wash away --
HOLDEN
Then we'll leave the roads altogether, drive as far as we can into the forest, go on foot from there --

Dana shakes her head, really starting to get it --

DANA
You're missing the point.

Her Zombie-like fatality gets to Holden.

HOLDEN
Hey -- hay. Look at me.

She looks at him. He holds her gaze, rock-solid

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
This isn't your fault. (,

She actually laughs a little, which doesn't help.

DANA
I know. It's the puppeteers.
HOLDEN
Please don't go nuts on me, Dana. You're all I got.

She stares at him, eyes softening.

DANA
I'm okay.
HOLDEN
Good. 'Cause I need you calm.
(then)
No matter what happens •.. We gotta stay calm.

WSSSHLICK -- A SCYTHEtear• through Holden's throat from behind.

Blood splatters the windshield -- Dana SCREAMS-- she glance.a back to see

'FA!l'HBRBUCRNER.

He•s right behind them, having crept up from hi• hiding place in the Rambler. He growls as he tries to dislodge hie scythe from Holden's throat -- SHLOCK-- he pulls it free -- arterial blood sprays everywhere, all over Dana

83

DANA CONTINUES TO SCREAM AND SCREAM AS HOLDEN'S HANDS

instinctively clutch at his own throat -- the steering

wheel spins unchecked --

WH-SHLACK-- Father Buckner swings the scythe again, this time lodging it in the side of Holden's head. Holden pitches forward, the Rambler careens out of control, leaps off the road and crashes --

Right into the lake.

SMASH! The front windshield SHATTERS-- lake water cornea rushing into the cab, blasting Dana straight back into her seat --

Beside her, Holden continues to THRASH-- h•'• atill alive -- Father Buckner yanks the scythe free, tries to swing it again but the water blasts him back to the rear of the Rambler --

("

Lake water fills the cab -- within a matter of seconds, they're completely submerged -- we're with Dana as she screams, goes under

And everything goes quiet.

Dana struggles underwater, panic in her eyes as she looks over and sees Holden staring back at her. He'a still holding his throat -- blood pours from hie wounds --

Dana fights to free herself from the seatbelt -- she shakes her head, CRIES OUT underwater as she holds Holden's gaze --

And WE'RE CLOSE ON HOLDENas the life drains out of him. As he stares at Dana, hie hands go slack, blood gushes from hie throat, clouding the water around him until he disappears entirely •••

84

EXT. LAKE - NIGHT

WIDE ON THE LAKE as the rest of the Rambler sinks below the surface, disappearing entirely from view. (

I~ • .RAJl"AI~R/LAD- NIGHT

We*re WITI! DANAaa the Rambler continues to sink, the van now perpendiculu ae it plummets straight down. She tumbles upward, into the ceiling, towards the back •••

Her hands reach out for anything, desperate to find purchase. Her eyes dart upward, falling on --

The CEILING HATCH.

It's small -- a basic ventilation hatch, no more than a foot-and-a-half square -- but now's not the time to be

picky.

There's a little bubble of air trapped in there, and Dana shoves her face in it, gasps it greedily. It disappears as she does and she pulls her head back, holding her breath again --

CLOSE ON: FATHER, smiling in the dark water. He doesn't need to hold his breath.

Dana reaches out, grabs the crank, spine it around. As the hatch swings open, she punches out the screen, squeezes her body through the hole. And just as she gets about halfway through --

Father Buckner grabs her ankle.

We're ON DANAas the sheer terror of it all hits her -- she's stuck half-in, half-out of a sinking van with a deranged zombie yanking at her legs. She thrashes with everything she's got left -- kicking him as hard as she can in the face -- WHACK-- knocking him back

She breaks free, rockets upward out of the hatch, towards the surface. Beneath her, the van disappears into the inky darkness of the lake below ••• Dana kicks for the surface, closer, closer --

85

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

And a beer break• through the surface of the ice-water of the little cooler the boys had stashed by the console.

Sitterson tosses it to Hadley, pulls out two more for Lin and himself.

HADLEY
GodDAMNthat was crloae.

SITTBBSO.R

0 Photo fuckin' finish. But '418 are the

champion• -- of the world. (to Truman) Tru?

He holds a beer up. Truman shakes his head.

TRUMAN
I don't understand. We're celebrating?
LIN
They're celebrating. I'm drinking.

He points to the BIG MONITOR,where ON THE SCREENwe see a bloodied, exhausted Dana swimming through the lake towards shore.

TRUMAN
She's still alive. How can the ritual be complete?
HADLEY
The Virgin's death is optional. As long as it's laat.
(watches the screen)
All that really matters is that she auffera.

(

Sitterson steps up beside him. Watches Dana on the screen.

SITTERSON
(with genuine respect)
That she did.
HADLEY
(watching screen)
I'm actually rooting for her, believe it or not.
(others peek in)
The kid's got spunk, which is more -- hey guysl Come on inl

As a few workers are at the door, holding out a bottle of tequila •••

86

EXT. DOCK- NIGHT

Elegiac MUSIC starts to swell on the score. Dana grabs hold of the wooden dock -- it takes every ounce of strength she's got left to pal1 herself up out of the ( lake. She roll.a on her back, gaspa f.or a.i.t:.

As she lays there, •taring up at tba eta.rs, the score co11,tinue• to swell. She gasps and gasps ••• and 111e're CLOSE Olf HERas the realization finally hits her --

Sh•'• alive.

She made it. She closes her eyes, thank god -- I'm alive •.• And just as she breathes a sigh of relief

WHAMl MATTHEW'SBEAR TRAP splinters the dock just millimeters from her head.

Dana screams, scrambling back, sees MATTHEWlooming over her, the crowbar still sticking through his head. As he bears down on her --

87

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

ON THE MONITORS-- we see Dana fighting for her life with Matthew. But with the notable exception of Truman, nobody really seems to be watching anymore. People from other departments have trickled in, some with drinks, bags of chips --- there's an office party vibe -- even music playing.

Hadley is talking to couple of excited labcoaters ...

86 •

88

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89

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LABCOATGIRL
When the van hit the lake?
LABCOATGUY
Ohl The zombie, the water rushing in ••• That's priaal terror.
HADLEY
(wistful)
Woulda been cooler with a merman •••

Sitterson heads towards the Demolition guys.

SITTERSON
Youl Yoouuuul Rnuckleheads almost gave me a heart-attack with that tunnell

DEMO#1 (in no mood) That vaan't our fault.

SITTERSON
I'm just giving you a hard time.
(to Demo #2)
C'inere you -- let's have a hug --

DEMO#2 No. Suiou•ly. That wa,sn't on us. There was an unauthorized power re-route from upetairs.

Sitterson stops mid-drink, frowns. Wait

SITTERSON
What do you mean, "upstairs"?
BRRRRING.
Just then, a piercing RING fills the air. Sitterson's face falls -- his eyes dart towards the back of the room where --

A single RED TELEPHONEsits on the wall. BRRRING. As one, the crowd goes QUIET. Sitterson looks to Hadley -- they lock eyes, color draining from their faces Oh. Shit. Hadley swallows, moves towards the phone --

HADLEY
(dead serious)
Turn that fucking music off.

Someone stops the music. The workers glance at each other, tense. BRRRING. Hadley grabs hold of the phone, takes a deep breath, then answers it --

BADLEY(CONT'D)
(into phone)
Hello sir.
(listens, then)
That's impossible -- everything was within guidelines and the Virgin is the only --
(winces)
No no -- of course I'm not doubting you, sir, it's just --

Hadley's face falls as hie eyes dart up to the VIEWSCREENS.

HADLEY ( CONT'D)
(into phone, quietly)
Which one?
90

EXT. DOCRS - NIGHT

WHAMJ Dana's body hits the dock hard. Matthew's bear trap shatters the wood beside her -- the dock's now in splinters. (J Dana looks uerrible -- she'a aopp!ng wet, battered and ~loody. Clearly, Matthew'• been kicking th~ he11 out of he~. Da~a aan't eYen stand -- tea.rs in her eyea, ahe tries to crawl away -- she sees a broken dock plank beside her -- ma.--y:'beit can be used as weapon -- she reaches out for it --

And Matthew steps down on her arm. Dana CRIES OUT••• As she tries to struggle, Matthew bears down ••• We're with Dana as she realizes there's nothing she can do ••• she's as good as dead •••

CHING••• CHING••• CHING••• Matthew starts to swing the chain ••• He grabs the handle with both hands, swinging

the chain behind his back and overhead ••• and just as

he's bringing it down for the deathblow --

WWHH-CHING-- A BORGcatches the chain from behind. Lets

it wrap around and yanks it back --

Matthew jerks in surprise -- he stumbles backwards, crashing down to the dock --

Dana rolls to her feet, looks back to see --

MARTY.
His clothes are doused in blood, the wound on his back looks pretty nasty ••• but he's still breathing. Dana can't believe her eyes
DANA
Marty!

But this is no time for tearful reunions. Matthew's already struggling to his feet beside them --

MARTY
Dana -- get away!

But she doesn't run. As Matthew yanks his chain from Marty's grasp, Dana grabs hold of the dock plank beeide her. She swings it with all her might right at Matthew --

CRACK! It hits him square in the facehe pitches backwards right off the dock -- SPLASH into the lake.

Dana joins Marty and they are at a dead run.

SPLOOSH! Matthew re-emerges from the lake. Starts

moving throu.gb. the water. Right towards them ..

MAM'Y (CON~6 tJ)
C'mon --
91

EXT. CABIN - NIGHT

Dana and Marty race towards the cabin. Behind them, we can see Matthew emerge from the lake, following them --

DANA
Where are we going?

WHAM! UP AHEAD, the front door of the cabin flies open. Framed in the doorway is MOTHERBUCKNER.

Dana and Marty both jump, scared. As Mother Buckner steps out onto the porch, Marty pulls Dana to the side

MARTY
This way --

They bolt around the side of the house, heading towards the back. Mother Buckner follows ...

92

EXT. CABIN/FOREST - NIGHT

-- Marty and Dana race around the corner of the cabin. Marty heads straight for the treeline. UP AHEAD-- we see the edge of the 'grave' Judah dragged Marty into earlier.

DANA
Marty -- wait --

Scccrrr ••• Dana looks over, sees Mother Buckner round the corner of the cabin. Dragging her saw by her side •••

MARTY
Dana, c'aon
DANA
(to Marty)
We're going in there?

Shlop ••• Shlop ••• the sound of Matthew's wet footsteps ring out as he comes around the other aide of the cabin.

MARTY
I need you to keep the faith right now, sister --

Fwi.Bh -- in the forest UP AHEAD, Patience Bucknec breaks through the treeline.

ON DANA-- as she sees Mother, Matthew, and Patience all closing in on her. She's trapped. She knows it. So it takes her all of one second to make the decision --

Marty kneels by the hole in the ground and opens it further like a storm door. On top, sod and leaves. Underneath, smooth, clean metal.

Looking apprehensive, Dana slides in and Marty SLAMSthe door shut on top of them.

We stay outside, looking down, holding on the door in the earth for a beat. And then --

Patience Buckner elides down the embankment. She awkwardly tries to paw at the metal door with her one hand. And as she scratches at the metal, she lets out a chilling cry of zombie frustration

PATIENCE
Mwwrrrooraarrr --

...., : . .:·:·:fi;it,., ) ( "

93

INT. UNDERGROUNDSPACE - CONTINUOUS

The sound of Dana's breath echoes off the metal walls of this small, dark chamber. It's only tall enough to crouch in, but a good twelve feet by twelve feet, with a square metal door in the middle of the floor. The light in the room comes from a panel in the metal that's been popped out, a few glowing cables behind, including a couple that have been messed with. As Dana looks more closely •••

DANA
What is this place?

She steps on something soft, jerks back as she realizes it's Judah's mewling face. He's been completely dismembered and piled up in the corner, but his bits still twitch.

MARTY
Yeah, I hadda dismember that guy with a trowel. What've you been up to?

She looks at him, bewildered and despairing. (_ MARn (COM'D) Nobody elae, huh?

She shakes her head.

MARTY (CONT'D)
I figured.
DANA
You figured everything.
MARTY
Not even close, but I do know some stuff. As inz

He goes to the door in the floor and slides it open. She looks down: it's a small metal elevator. Two sides are thick glass, bu.t they are up against the metal shaft so tight you might not even tell.

MARTY (CONT'D)
It's an elevator. Somebody sent these dead fucks up to get us. There's no controls inside but there's maintenance overrides in there. I been playing around. I think I can make it go down.
DANA
Do we va.nna go down?
MARTY
Where else we gonna go?

A beat, and she scrambles down into it as he moves to the open panel.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Get ready -- the timing on this might be pretty tight.
94

INT. ELEVATOR- CONTINUOUS

She moves against the wall, looking up.

Marty flicks a switch and slides right into the hole as the elevator whirs to life and the door starts sliding shut. He barely makes it -- and one of Judah's arms falls in with him, the two of them doing the get-away- from-it dance even as they brace themselves against the sudden plummet.

MARTY
(kicking it to the side)
Ahl Fuckin' zombie arml

The eJ.~a.tor starts down -- not too faet -- and it is

shaken by another tr-or.

95

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

The tremor rocks Patience as well. At its height, we hear metal scraping and the hatch 9rind• open a sliver. Patience looks at it, her head cocked curiously.

96

INT. ELEVATOR- CONTINUOUS

It seems to go down a good long while -- then joltingly stops. They look at each other -- nothing opens -- then it starts moving again •••

MARTY
Are we moving aidevay•?

Dana is leaning against the glass when the elevator suddenly comes abreast of another elevator, also with a thick glass wall, and stops --

-- a ravenous WEREWOLFleaps at her as she turns she jumps back as it hits the glass, clawing at it and drooling. Marty stares in incomprehension.

MARTY(CONT'D)
So, no •••

Both of them press up against the oppoeite wall -- and the elevator moves sideways again, revealing a Gigeresque ALIEN hanging from the ceiling behind them. It jumps onto the glass and aticka there, freaking them out again, making them move to the middle of the small space, looking around for the next horror.

The elevator is jerked down -- then sideways, revealing this time one on each side. Dana sees:

A little girl in a ragged ballerina outfit (not a tutu, but a limp, torn skirt). She has no face, just a circle- mouth with a ring of teeth.

Marty sees:

A staring man in a long, leather, futuristic coat. He's dead white, has no hair and buzzsaws stuck in his head in a neat row. His arms are ringed with barbed wire stuck in deep. He is grinning at Marty and holding a flowing sphere almost exactly the•- as the one in the cellar. C DARA.

·?i~ (realizing) ,, We chose, ••

MARTY
(looking over at hers)
What?

The elevator moves back down into darkness.

DANA
In the cellar. All that shit we were playing with ••• They made us choose.
(beat)
They made us choose how we die.

The incomprehension builds in her and she punches the glass. It doesn't make a crack but she keeps going, pounding away with both fists like a prize-fighter going for body blows -- Marty tries to hold her and she screams, thrashing aa we drop back wide to see:

An endless array of elevators. Moving around like a 3-D puzzle, like Charlie's Great Glass Elevator, like ucube". Monsters (many of them like the ones we've seen) in every single one. It's the Costco of death.

(.

97

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

Everyone has cleared out except Wendy and our hero three. She's in the lower part, on console, earpiece in. The men are going through every part of the building on their screens, moving fast and frightened.

Sitterson watches nine constantly changing views of monsters in elevators, looking for the kids.

SITTERSON
(into com)
We saw them go down the access drop, they have to be in one of these! Internal security should be able to -- I don't care if that's not protocol! Are you fucking high?

Hadley, over this, is looking at halls and stairwells, (many of them being swept by security teams), also talking on an earpiece:

HADLEY
It's the stonert Nol You can't touch the girl -- If' he outlives her a.11 this goes to hell! '!ab. hia ou~ fiat.
LIN
(to the guys)
Clean-up says the prep team missed one of the kid's stashes. Whatever he's been smoking has been immunizing him to all our shit.
HADLEY
How does that help us right now?
(into com)
What? Yes. If you have a confirmed kill you can take her out too.
TRUMAN
There!

He's looking at the elevator screens. Sitterson freezes them from changing, then puts their screen on all nine.

SITTERSON
Thirty six oh six. Gotchya.
HADLEY
Bring 'em down.
98

INT. ELEVATOR- CONTINUOUS

Marty ia holding Dana, who's breathing hard but calm, aa the elevator goea down. The elevator stops and the door opens into a sort of lobby. Instantly a GUARD is stepping one foot in, gun at their heads. Dana is a little in front of Marty, standing exhausted, haunted, her knuckles -- and much else of her -- bloody.

GUARD
Out of the elevator!
(beat)
Step out of the elevator!
DANA
Why are you trying to kill us?
GUARD
Step outl Just the girl!
DANA
Just me?
GUARD (
Do J.tl

Be move!JSfoxward an<i Judall'• ara gcal,9 hi• foot. He wiga 11 shooting at it.

Dana takes the lb0tnent to rush him --

99

INT. LOBBY - CONTINUOUS

Pushing him back -- he lifts the gun and Marty knocks the guard's arm so his gun points straight at his own chin it goes off •••

The guard falls against the wall, clutching at his

bloodspurts as Marty takes the gun.

MARTY
(ala "Lassie":)
Good work, zombie arm1

They look around. There are eight elevator wells, four on each side, with a corridor turn behind from which we can hear the tromp of approaching guards. On the other side is a small guard station, which this dead fellow presumably came out of, since the door is ajar. The guard station has glass along the top half, as thick and unbreakable as the elevators'.

As the kids get their bearings, a voice comes over a loudspeaker in the hall. It's a good system, and the voice ia surprisingly intimate.

THE DIRECTOR
(v .o.)
This is all most unpleasant.

They look around, seeing hidden speakers, not sure what to do.

THB DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(V.O.)
I know you can hear me. I hope you'll listen.

Marty makes a motion to Dana -- don't speak.

THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(V.O.)
You won't get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you au•tn't. Your deaths will avert countless othem.

IN!l'. CQN'P;ROLROOM- CONTINt10US

Had1ey and Sitter•on listfm as well. On their screens, we see Marty and Dana in a corridor -- and a SWAT-lookin' team c·reeping down another.

THE DIRECTOR
(V.O.)
You've seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real.
100

INT. GUARDSTATION/LOBBY- CONTINUOUS

THE DIRECTOR
(V. 0. )
But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us.

The kids see the shadows of the approaching guards look around for escape.

THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(V. 0. )
There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us ... and let us end it quickly.

Marty pulls at Dana, handing her the trowel aa they head to the empty guard station.

101

INT. GUARDSTATION/LOBBY- CONTINUOUS

They are closing the door behind them when it is peppered with gunfire. They slam it shut and lock it, keeping low even though the glass isn't even cracking yet.

Marty looks up: the lobby is full of approaching guards -- SWAT-looking guya who keep a steady pound of bullets coming.

Dana looks at the console in here, realization dawning on her:

ANGLE: THE CONSOLEcontrols all the elevators. And there's a button that says ''PURGE".

DANA
An army of nightmares, huh?

She looks at the guards, at Marty. Back at the console. (

DANA (COJrr•D)
Let's get this party started.

She hitir -purge".

In the hall, the sound of the elevators is audible. The lead guard holds his fist up.

LEAD GUARD
Hold fire! Hold fire!

They finally do, and there's a moment of quiet.

ANGLES DOWNTHE HALL.
We can see every elevator door open, but not what's

inside. Another moment as the men between turn to look.

Werewolves, Aliens, Mutants and Robots pour out of the elevators at crazy speed, decimating the men even as they begin to fire. It's a warzone in a second.

ANGLE: RUNNINGDOWNTHE ADJOINING HALL with the next group of guards, they turn the corner to see horrible Chaos -- and the doors open again, the next batch of horrors sweeping out directly at them.

ANGLE: DANAAND MARTYare sitting with their backs against the walls, listening to all manner of screams and weird sounds and things bumping or smearing against the window above.

102

INT. VARIOUS:

As the carnage continues:

ANGLE: FROM INSIDE AN ELEVATORas it opens, and an alien rockets out at the guard turning to us and firing.

ANGLE: IN A CORRIDORa guard runs from a floating, screaming witch, who grabs his head and mystically sucks the life out of it.

103

INT. CONTROLROOM- A BIT LATER

There is chaos on every screen. Wendy is silent and near tears. Truman has his weapon at the ready. Hadley and Sitterson are still working.

Sitr'l'ERSCJll Why aren't the de£enaea worldng? Where's the fucking gaaT

BADLEY
Something chewed through the connections, in the utility shaft.
SITTERSON
Something which?
HADLEY
Soaething acar:,1

The lights go out, the screens go dead. And something hits the door hard enough to buckle it.

104

INT. GUARDSTATION/LOBBY- CONTINUOUS

The two are still cowering whensomething ••••h•• though the glass and into the wall across. It starts unfurling ... It's a DRAGONBAT.

DANA
Shit!

She makes for the door, Marty right behind. They open it and head out, keeping low.

(

The lobby is still a scary place to be but there are more things killing and/or feeding than looking for prey. They make their way across -- Marty shooting a Mutant in the eye-~ and are almost to the turn when they hear an unbelievable screech.

dra.gonbat launch itself right at guard station. They bolt, turning

·:. .into a labcoat guy who passes them i - 2 corner they came from -- and gets

nail hara ~v ::.:::,dragonbat that he and it amaah throu\ila the va11:

The dragonbat pulls him back, eating his entrails, and Dana looks at the hole in the wall. There is a stone corridor beyond, different than any of the. rest of this place. Older.

Marty is watching the corridor -- a couple of flesh- eating Zombies are slowly coming toward them -- and Dana grabs his arm, pulls him into the stone corridor and down it.

And more carnage:

ANGLE: A CLOWNtaking bullet hit after bullet hit as it lumbers forward, knife in hand.

ANGLE: A WEREWOLFtearing out a man's throat with its teeth, as in the background a unicorn slams its horn repeatedly into the guard up against a wall, blood spurting on its lovely unicorn mane.

105

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The door is off its hinges, smoke filling the dark room.

The SCARECROWFOLR have almost overpowered Truman, their knife-fingers twitching as he shoots them to no avail. He pulls out a grenade •••

Hadley has a submachine gun from a sliding drawer of weapons under his console. He's looking down into the space and firing cover shots into the smoky room as Sitterson is working the key-pad of a secure trapdoor hidden under the carpet. Wendy Lin stands over him, terrified.

BADLEY
Running out of timel
SITTERSON
It's on emergency lockdownl I'm bypassing •••

Truman's grenade explosion knocks Hadley off the edge and into the main space, lost in the smoke.

LIN
Hadley!
SITTERSON
I'm close I'm close I'm close --

ANGLE: HADLEYis on his back, dazed, when he hears something slurping toward him in the smoke. He looks to see the MERMAN,black fin and dorsal like a whale, black soaking hair, black eyes -- everything else as white as his razor-sharp teeth. He puts a webbed hand on Hadley's throat as Hadley realizes he's about to be killed by a merman --

BADLEY
oh, coae onl

And it bite• his face off.

ANGLE: SITTERSOB AND LIN are concentrating on the trapdoor, we hear a 'ping' --

SITTERSON
Got itl

Sitterson swings the heavy stone door up as a tentacle

wraps around Lin and whips her up out of frame.

Sitterson dives into the hole and pulls the door shut

over him.

106

INT. HIDDENCORRIDOR- CONTINUOUS

Sitterson races down a ladder and around the corner -- and right into Dana's trowel. He looks at her, confused by the blade in his chest. She looks stricken.

He sees Marty coming up behind her, turns to her as he sinks •..

SITTERSON
Please ... kill him ...

And dies at her feet, trowel still in him.

MARTY
Come on. We have to find a way out before everything else finds a way in.

She's looking down at Sitterson.

MARTY(CONT'D)
Dana!

She looks up at him. Be holds out the gun.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Here. It's easier with this.

She takes the gun and does seem to gain some measure of calm from it. Starts down the hall -- and down a long stone staircase, taking point, gun held out.

107

INT. THE CHAMBER- CONTINUOUS

Marty and Dana enter quickly, Dana holding the gun, the camera circling them as they turn, looking at the five stone slabs, then arming ap to see they're standing on a

mo•aic o£ the aymbol Sitterson wore. (

~xcept at the stair•, the edges of the stone don't reaoh thJI w•ll.. 'l'be two of them look o:var the edge to see a space of maybe four feet across that goes all tile vay down into darkn .... But there is the sense of something moving in that darkness. The kids draw back from it.

MARTY
No way out.
DANA
Look at these.
(turning slowly)
Five of them.
MARTY
What are they?
DANA
Us.

A whirring sound accompanies a spill of light as a small circular hatch opens in the center of the mosaic and up comes THE DIRECTOR (kind of like Luke in "Empire" when he enters the cryogenic chamber to fight Vader.)

He is older, distinguished, wearing a black suit, grey shirt, no collar, no tie, and grey gloves. He's calm, almost affectionate.

·~ J

THE DIRECTOR
That's quite right.
DANA
(to Marty)
I should've seen it like you did. All of this: the old guy at the gas station, the out of control behavior, the monsters ••• this is part of a ritual.
THE DIRECTOR
The oldest.
MARTY
A ritual sacrifice? Great! You tie someone to a stone, get a fancy dagger and a buncha robes ••• it's not that complicated I
DANA
No, it'a simple. They don't just wanna see us killed. They want to see us punished.
MARTY
PUDisbed for what2

THB DIREC'l?OR (shrugging) For being young? It's different for every culture. And it changes over the years, but it's very specific. There must be at least five.

He points to one of the carvings: it's a woman standing erect, holding open her robe, her naked body revealed.

THE DIRECTOR(CONT'D)
The Whore.
DANA
(mutters)
That word •••
THE DIRECTOR
She is corrupted, she dies first.
(pointing to the other carvings)
The Athlete. The Scholar. The Fool. All suffer and die, at the hands of the horror they have raised. Leaving the last, to live or die as fate decides. {MORE)
THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(points to the last slab, looks at Dana)
The Virgin.
DANA
(snorts)
Me? Virgin?
MARTY
Dude, she's a homewreckerl
THE DIRECTOR
We work with what we have.
MARTY
What happens if you don't pull it off?
THE DIRECTOR
They awaken.
DANA
Who does? What's beneath us?

THB DI!tB.CTOR Tha gods. The a1eepi.Jllg gods; the giants ( that live in the earth, tha.~ 1.1eed to rule it .. They fought for a billion years and no,, they sleep. In every aountry, for every culture, there is a gad to appease. As long as one sleeps, they all do. But the other rituals have all failed.

There is a great rumbling -- they all stagger a bit, and silt sifts down from the ceiling. As it subsides •••

THB DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
The sun will rise in eight minutes.
(to Marty)
If you live to see it, the world will end.

Neither of them questions the truth of it. They stare at him a moment.

MARTY
Maybe that's the way it ought to be. Maybe it's ti.me for a change.
THE DIRECTOR
We're not talking about change. We're talking about the agonizing death of every human soul on the planet.
(to Ma(~k:)
THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
Including you. You can die with them. Or you can die for them.
MARTY
Gosh, they're both so enticing •••

He looks over to Dana to see that •h•i• pointin9 the gun at hia.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Wow.
DANA
Marty... The whole world •••
THE DIRECTOR
(to Dana)
There is no other way. You have to be strong.
MARTY
Yeah, Dana. You feeling strong?

I'.m aorry.

MAR'l'Y

so am I.

A werewolf leaps at her from the stairs and tears into

her! The gun goes flying as she falls to the ground,

trying to pull the beast off her.

The Director and Marty both move for the gun, and struggle themselves, but Marty finally gets hold of it -- knocking The Director to the floor -- and without hesitation puts three bullets into the werewolf, sending it screeching back up the stairs.

Dana rolls over, eyes wild, blood everywhere. The Director rises and tackles Marty. They wrestle on the floor, the gun just out of reach, the edge of the abyss by their heads.

As they fight, Dana breathes heavily by the stairs, unable to rise. She looks over as two small feet shamble by her, in old, dirty shoes, the edge of a tattered gingham dress swinging above the ankles.

Marty gets on top of The Director and pushes his forearm against his windpipe. His back is to the girl.

DANA
Marty ..•

(_

He turns -- The Director grabs the gun -- and Marty spins The Director on top of him just aa Patiena• awin9• her hatchet, buryin9 it in the back of the Director'• akull.

Another tremor and Marty kicks The Director over the edge of the circle. Patience, unwilling to let go her hatchet, goes over with him.

Marty watches them a moment, then limps over to the stairs.

Another, bigger tremor makes him pause, but it subsides and he slumps in the corner next to Dana. She's breathing shallow, tears streaming from her eyes, but she's pretty alert.

MARTY
Hey.
DANA
You know ••• I don't think ••• · Curt even has a cousin.
MARTY
Huh. How are you?
DANA
Going a.way..•
MARTY
I'm sorry.
DANA
I'm so sorry I almost shot you ••• I probably wouldn't have ...
MARTY
Hey, shh, no ••• I totally get it.

As he continues, he lights up a joint.

MARTY {CONT'D) I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

Be takes a drag and holds it out to her. With a shakey hand, she takes it and drags on it herself.

DANA
Nahh, you were right. Humanity .•.
(blows out smoke in a cynical 'Pfft')
It's time to give someone else a chance.
MARTY
Giant evil gods.
DANA
Wish I coulda seen 'em.
MARTY
I know1 That would be a fun weekend.

Biggest rumble yet. The floor starts bulging, cracking, as dust and debris cloud the screen.

Dana holds out her hand. Marty puts his in it. Squeezes it. They hold a moment.

An explosion of debris from below obliterates the chamber.

108

EXT. CABIN - DAWN

We are wide on the cabin as a gnarled hand, bigger than the house and on an arm a hundred feet long, shoots up froJll the crust of the earth,

SLAO: OUT. HIPP