Large. Luxurious. Stunning view of downtown Chicago.
A low fire crackles in the fireplace.
A sterling silver room-service tray holds the remains of
dinner: hamburgers, fries, milk-shakes in tall glasses.
In the center of the tray, long-stemmed orchids in a vase.
DANA (O.S.)
None of this makes sense. Why go to the trouble of skimming money if you’re just going to put it back?
Chris paces, Dana sits on a long couch.
CHRIS
For the last two years, the amount of invoices submitted by Cambridge decreased.
DANA
Scared of getting caught?
CHRIS
(shakes his head)
At the same time, sales increase dramatically in the consumer division but no inventory turns.
DANA
Price hike?
CHRIS
(frustrated; irritated)
Prices of consumer electronics-- Go down, not up. Down.
DANA
Down. Sorry. Sorry.
He sits next to her, rubs his legs, thinking, thinking.
She kicks off her shoes, tucks her legs beneath her. She
looks at him, reluctant to interrupt his thoughts.
DANA
Those paintings? In your trailer. They’re real, aren’t they?
CHRIS
Yes.
DANA
The people who paid you with them. They didn’t buy them at auction. Did they?
CHRIS
No.
She nods, accepting.
DANA
By the way... thank you.
His concentration falters, breaks, he looks at her.
DANA
At my apartment. Thanks.
He nods, interrupts eye contact.
DANA
(struggles)
How did you...? You know...
She pantomimes firing a gun with her thumb and forefinger.
CHRIS
Our mom left us when we were ten. Father was an officer in the Army. Psychological Operations. Bangkok, Munich, Tel Aviv, Jordan. Thirty- two homes in seventeen years.
She watches him stare into the middle distance, remembering.
CHRIS
He worried. He was afraid.
DANA
Of?
CHRIS
What would happen to us without him. That one day he wouldn’t be there for us. So we learned things. From specialists.
He glances at her, then away. Opening up difficult.
CHRIS
If we can’t master something, can’t solve a puzzle...
(beat)
We have a, a problem.
He quick-checks her face to gauge a reaction... she smiles.
DANA
When I was a senior? In high school?
(out on a limb)
I wanted a special dress for prom. I know what you’re thinking--
She looks at him, face devoid of emotion.
DANA
Maybe not. Anyway, I told myself spending a few hundred dollars on some satin bridesmaid knockoff I’d wear once and to an event I thought was silly in the first place--
CHRIS
Impractical.
DANA
Aha! See? You get it. But Vera Wang on the other hand, she made a black strapless classic you could wear to all sorts of future events.
CHRIS
An investment.
DANA
Yes! Where were you when I was in high school?
CHRIS
Israel. Maybe North Carolina.
Becoming accustomed to him, she’s back on track.
DANA
Only problem? Six hundred dollars they wanted for that dress!
She waits for the usual empathy face. Nothing.
DANA
I didn’t have it, so--
CHRIS
You asked your parents?
DANA
No, hang on--
He starts to hazard another guess.
DANA
Wait.
Chastened, he waits. She gathers herself, dives in.
DANA
Blackjack. You know, twenty-one?
He starts to question, she sees it coming--
DANA
Never played a hand. Went to the library, checked out as many books as I could find on strategy.
She stands, enthused, gesturing.
DANA
I turned the Naperville North math club into a little Vegas! I could tell you when to hit, stand, split, re-split, then moved on to card counting, shuffle tracking, even hole carding.
She flops down on the couch, close to him. He notices.
DANA
I took my last hundred and eighty- three dollars and drove down to Harrahs in Joliet.
She squares up to him, he squirms with the nearness of her.
DANA
I know what it means to obsess, Chris. To want something so entirely it becomes part of you.
CHRIS
The dress meant that much to you?
DANA
It wasn’t about the dress. I wanted to walk into that gym and have people say “wow.” I just, I just wanted to fit in. You know? Belong. Everybody does.
Their eyes meet. He knows, understands.
DANA
Lost all but twenty bucks in ten minutes. Fed the rest into nickel slots on the way out and won seven hundred dollars.
He smiles, his eyes dart from her eyes to her lips.
DANA
Paid for the limo.
(beat)
Wore the dress just the one time.
CHRIS
Why only once?
DANA
Never had a reason. In college my idea of fun was quiz bowls, art museums, speed math. Not sororities and such.
CHRIS
Speed math?
DANA
You know, what’s...
(dreams up a number)
Two-hundred ninety-eight thousand, five hundred sixty seven times, I don’t know... ninety-two. The goal was to see how fa--
CHRIS
Twenty-seven million, four hundred sixty eight thousand, one hundred sixty four.
She stares at him for a dumbfounded beat.
DANA
That’s so incredibly sexy.
She blushes, nervous-laughs, both avoid eye contact.
DANA
I’m sorry, I... How do you do that?
He searches for the words, wanting to share.
CHRIS
We see it.
She waits for the explanation, patient...
CHRIS
Each number has its own shape. Like a musical note. They form patterns.
(thoughtful beat)
We can hear them. A rhythm, a beat. Some fast, some slow. All familiar. Always there.
She’s entranced, drawn to him.
DANA
Chris, why did we come here?
CHRIS
(unconvincing)
They respect our privacy.
DANA
The Holiday Inn Express in Aurora respects our privacy too.
CHRIS
We like nice hotels.
She starts to speak, he cuts her off--
CHRIS
They’re clean, quiet, no one bothers us, good water pressure--
(beat)
We thought you’d like it.
She puts a tentative hand on his. He lets her. Encouraged,
she touches his face, strokes his cheek. He compels himself
to make and keep eye contact. She leans in--
CHRIS
Crazy Eddie and the Panama Pump.
Stop. He bolts up, relieved and renewed. His puzzle solved.
CHRIS
Crazy Eddie Antar! Ran a chain of electronics stores on the East Coast back in the ‘80s, Crazy Eddie’s. Started skimming money almost from the day his first store opened.
DANA
I’m not following you.
CHRIS
He deposited millions in skimmed money into bank accounts in Tel Aviv then laundered them through Panamanian shell companies that drafted money into his stores.
DANA
Why? Why would he take it out just to put it back?
CHRIS
He started skimming and hiding like anyone else does, to avoid taxes. But after several years, he had a better idea.
(MORE)
CHRIS (CONT'D)
As soon as he stopped taking money his profit margin rose. When the laundered funds from Panama hit the books it looked like it was raining cash.
She stands, turned on by his problem solving, his enthusiasm.
DANA
Public perception.
CHRIS
(nods; smiling)
Eddie took the company public at eight dollars a share. A year later it was trading at seventy- five. He put twenty-five million back in and made ten times that.
They meet in the center of the room, close.
DANA
Rita’s taking Creative public. But why would she hire you in the first place if she thought you’d figure it out?
CHRIS
We’ll ask.
DANA
“We” as in you and I? Or...?