TIGHT ON a stern STARFLEETACADEMYPRESIDENT:
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
James T. Kirk. Step forward.
It's a huge Starfleet chamber. Golden Gate Bridge visible
through huge windows. 500 cadets, a nervous KIRK among them.
He stands, moves to one of two PODIUMS.
ACADEMYPRESIDENT (CONT'D)
An incident has occurred today that concerns the entire student body. Academic immorality by one is an assault on us all. It will. Not. Stand. Cadet Kirk, evidence has been submitted to this council suggesting you violated the ethical code of conduct pursuant to regulation 17.43 of the Starfleet code. Is there anything you care to say before we begin?
KIRK
(uncomfortable beat)
Yessir. I believe I have the right to face myaccuser directly.
11/05/07 YELLOWRev. 47
President nods toward the assembly. SPOCK RISES. He and Kirk
MEET EYES for the first time. It's clock-stopping.
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
Step forward please. This is Commander Spock, one of our most distinguished graduates. He's programmed the Kobayashi Maru test for the last four years.
Spock steps up to the OTHERPODIUM. President nods,
SPOCK
Cadet Kirk. It is obvious you somehow managed to install and activate a sub- routine in the programming code, thereby changing the conditions of the test.
we happen to find GAILA, in the crowd, fucking pissed.
KIRK
Your point being?
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
In academic vernacular, you cheated.
KIRK
Respectfully. Define "cheating".
SPOCK
To deceive by trickery.
KIRK
Now let me ask you something I think we all know the answer to: the test is rigged, isn't it? You programmed it to be unwinnable.
ACADEMYPRESIDENT
Mr. Kirk, I don't see how the intent of the exam is relevant to these proceedings.
KIRK
Because if I'm right, Sir, then the test itself is a cheat.
SPOCK
Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scenario
KIRK
I don't believe in no-win scenarios
11/05/07 YELLOWRev. 48
83 CONTINUED: ( 2) 83
FIND PIKE amongst the officers in attendance. His eyes locked
on Kirk. This is his boy. His recruit. And he's INVESTED.
SPOCK
Then not only have you violated the rules, you've failed to understand the principle lesson.
KIRK
Please, enlighten me.
SPOCK
You, of all people should know, Cadet Kirk -- A captain cannot cheat death.
ON KIRK. The first punch by Spock that landed. The cockiness
slips away as he senses where this is going --
KIRK
"I of all people?"
SPOCK
Your father, Lieutenant George Kirk, had assumed command of his vessel before killed in action, did he not?
Shit. The DADDYcard. Kirk, a mix of ANGER and EMBARRASSMENT--
KIRK
How long did it take you to look that up?
SPOCK
How long did it take you to program the virus that allowed you to cheat?
The President smirks; considers ending this now but doesn't,
it's just too damn entertaining ...
KIRK
Maybe you just don't like that I beat your test.
SPOCK
I am Vulcan. "Like" is not a verb in our vernacular. I've simply made the logical deduction that you're a liar.
KIRK
What an idiot I am for taking that personally --
SPOCK
Agreed. Furthermore, you have failed to divine the purpose of the test.
11/05/07 YELLOWRev. 48A
83 CONTINUED: ( 3) 83
KIRK
Enlighten me again.
SPOCK
The purpose is to experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. To accept that fear and maintain command of one's self and one's crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.
Kirk absorbs that. Then
KIRK
So you're telling me the point. Of the whole thing. Is to be afraid?
SPOCK
Fear is necessary, yes.
KIRK
Have you taken the test, Commander Spark?
SPOCK
Spock. As a Vulcan, I require no additional training to control my narcissism when making command decisions.
No he DIN'T! Kirk's hit guys for a lot less -- The crowd all
but "OOOOOOHs." But Kirk ain't fucking done yet.
KIRK
You keep reminding me that you're Vulcan. And I'm sure you're really proud of that, who wouldn't be-- but isn't it true you people don't experience fear at all?
ON SPOCK. He raises that eyebrow. And Kirk sees •.. no matter
how subtly .•. that he has fucking made CONTACT. Smelling blood -
KIRK (CONT'D)
And if that's the case -- What's that say about your ability to make command decisions?
Well. Looks like Kirk just hit him in HIS fucking weak spot.
And before this lovefest can continue --
11/05/07 YELLOWRev. 49
83 CONTINUED: ( 4) 83
A REDSHIRT bursts into the HALL -- Kirk turns to look -- they
all do -- now we're SPEEDING IN behind the REDSHIRT, who runs to
the President, hands him a DATAPAD. President reads it.
Everyone watches, on edge -- finally, quietly:
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
(to all)
We've received a distress call from Vulcan.
(Spock reacts concerned)
Cadet Kirk -- you are on academic probation pending the result of your hearing. Cadets, report to Shuttle Hangar One immediately -- this hearing is at recess until further notice -- dismissed.
Everyone's on their feet, MOVINGQUICKLY, Kirk suddenly
irrelevant. PIKE passes by him, all fucking business, but
before he goes --
PIKE
Cheating isn't winning.
And as that settles on Kirk, McCoy now joins him. The two
exiting with the rest of the cadets as Kirk eyes SPOCK
KIRK
Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
MCCOY
I don't know, but I like him.