TIGHT ON astern STARFLEETACADEMYPRESIDENT:
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
JamesT. Kirk. Step forward.
It's ahuge Starfleetchamber. Golden GateBridge visible
throughhuge windows. 500 cadets,a nervousKIRK amongthem.
He stands,moves toone of twoPODIUMS.
ACADEMYPRESIDENT (CONT'D)
An incidenthasoccurred todaythat concernsthe entirestudentbody. Academicimmoralityby oneis an assault onus all. Itwill. Not. Stand. Cadet Kirk,evidencehas been submittedto this councilsuggestingyou violatedthe ethicalcode ofconduct pursuantto regulation17.43of the Starfleetcode. Isthere anythingyou careto say before we begin?
KIRK
(uncomfortablebeat)
Yessir. I believeI have theright to facemy accuserdirectly.
11/05/07YELLOWRev. 47
Presidentnods towardthe assembly. SPOCK RISES. He andKirk
MEET EYES forthefirst time. It's clock-stopping.
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
Stepforwardplease. Thisis Commander Spock,one ofour most distinguished graduates. He'sprogrammedthe Kobayashi Maru test forthe last fouryears.
Spocksteps up tothe OTHERPODIUM. Presidentnods,
SPOCK
CadetKirk. Itis obviousyou somehow managed to installand activatea sub- routinein theprogrammingcode, thereby changingthe conditionsofthe test.
we happento findGAILA, in thecrowd, fuckingpissed.
KIRK
Yourpoint being?
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
Inacademic vernacular,youcheated.
KIRK
Respectfully.Define "cheating".
SPOCK
To deceivebytrickery.
KIRK
Now letme askyou somethingI thinkwe allknow the answerto: thetest is rigged,isn'tit? You programmedit to beunwinnable.
ACADEMYPRESIDENT
Mr. Kirk, I don'tsee how theintent of theexam is relevantto these proceedings.
KIRK
Becauseif I'mright, Sir,then the test itselfis a cheat.
SPOCK
Yourargumentprecludes thepossibility ofa no-win scenario
KIRK
Idon't believein no-winscenarios
11/05/07YELLOWRev. 48
FINDPIKE amongstthe officersin attendance. His eyeslocked
onKirk. This ishis boy. His recruit. And he's INVESTED.
SPOCK
Then not onlyhave youviolated the rules, you'vefailed tounderstand the principle lesson.
KIRK
Please, enlightenme.
SPOCK
You, of allpeople shouldknow, Cadet Kirk -- A captaincannotcheat death.
ON KIRK. The firstpunch bySpock that landed. The cockiness
slipsaway as hesenses wherethis is going--
KIRK
"Iof all people?"
SPOCK
Your father,Lieutenant GeorgeKirk,had assumedcommandof his vesselbefore killed in action,did henot?
Shit. The DADDYcard. Kirk,a mix of ANGER andEMBARRASSMENT--
KIRK
How long didit take youto look thatup?
SPOCK
How longdidit take youto program the virus that allowedyou tocheat?
The Presidentsmirks;considersending thisnow but doesn't,
it's justtoo damnentertaining...
KIRK
Maybe you justdon't likethat I beat yourtest.
SPOCK
Iam Vulcan. "Like"is nota verb in our vernacular. I'vesimplymade the logical deductionthatyou're a liar.
KIRK
Whatan idiotI am for takingthat personally--
SPOCK
Agreed. Furthermore,you havefailed to divinethe purposeof the test.
11/05/07YELLOW Rev. 48A
KIRK
Enlighten me again.
SPOCK
The purposeis to experiencefear. Fear in the faceof certain death. To accept that fear andmaintain command ofone's selfand one'screw. Thisis a quality expected inevery Starfleetcaptain.
Kirkabsorbs that. Then
KIRK
So you'retellingme thepoint. Of the whole thing. Is to be afraid?
SPOCK
Fearis necessary,yes.
KIRK
Haveyou takenthe test,Commander Spark?
SPOCK
Spock. As aVulcan, I requireno additionaltrainingto controlmy narcissismwhenmaking command decisions.
No heDIN'T! Kirk'shit guys fora lot less-- The crowdall
but "OOOOOOHs." ButKirk ain'tfucking doneyet.
KIRK
You keepremindingme thatyou're Vulcan. And I'msure you'rereallyproud of that, who wouldn'tbe--but isn'tit true you peopledon't experiencefearat all?
ON SPOCK. He raisesthat eyebrow. And Kirksees•.. nomatter
how subtly.•.thathe has fuckingmade CONTACT. Smellingblood -
KIRK (CONT'D)
And ifthat's thecase -- What'sthat say aboutyour abilityto makecommand decisions?
Well. Looks like Kirkjust hithim in HIS fuckingweak spot.
And beforethis lovefestcan continue--
11/05/07YELLOWRev. 49
A REDSHIRT burstsintothe HALL --Kirk turnsto look-- they
alldo -- now we'reSPEEDING INbehind theREDSHIRT,who runs to
thePresident, handshim a DATAPAD. Presidentreads it.
Everyonewatches,on edge --finally, quietly:
ACADEMY PRESIDENT
(toall)
We've receiveda distresscall from Vulcan.
(Spockreacts concerned)
Cadet Kirk --you are onacademic probation pendingthe resultof your hearing. Cadets,reportto Shuttle Hangar One immediately--this hearingis atrecess untilfurther notice-- dismissed.
Everyone'son theirfeet, MOVINGQUICKLY, Kirksuddenly
irrelevant. PIKEpasses by him,all fuckingbusiness,but
beforehe goes --
PIKE
Cheatingisn'twinning.
And asthat settleson Kirk,McCoy now joinshim. Thetwo
exitingwith the restof the cadetsas Kirkeyes SPOCK
KIRK
Who was thatpointy-earedbastard?
MCCOY
Idon't know,but I like him.