The Spiders all battle bad guys as the room descends into
more chaos.
PETER
On your left! On your right! I got 5 o’clock, 3 o’clock, 2 o’clock! Every direction!
MILES
On your right! On your right!
CAMERA flies back up through the building to the ball room.
People are PANICKING. Jefferson is running against the tide,
on his phone.
JEFFERSON
Get to a shelter! I’ll be right there!
INSIDE A HOSPITAL,furniture multiplies, the occupants
panicking. Rio is on the phone with Jefferson.
RIO
Vamo senor. I’ve tried the school, but I can’t get through!
OUTSIDE ON THE STREET
The VISIONS bridge “quakes”, cars split into multiple
versions of themselves, people run, screaming.
BACK IN THE COLLIDER ROOM
CLUSTER BUILDINGS burst through the portal. The spiders
continue to BATTLE as things get CRAZY.
ON MILES, PETER, GWEN AND OCK
MILES
Guys are you seeing this?!
Peter, Miles, and Gwen meet up on top of one of the collider
guns. They look out over the chaos that is happening in the
room.
GWEN
Looks like our dimensions are coming to us.
PETER
It does look cool though, right?
GWEN
We gotta get back up there. Shouldn’t be too hard--
Their Spider-senses go off - they turn around just as Ock
THROWS a BUS at them!
NOIR and TOMBSTONE have a hand-to-hand fight.
SPIDER-MAN NOIR
Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums you hard boiled turtle slapper?
Noir PULLS A car on top of Tombstone. IT EXPLODES (COMIC BOOK
BURST CARD)
Scorpion has SP//dr pinned down. Peni struggles to break free
but Scorpion starts to destroy SP//dr, pulling off and
destroying the robot’s limbs.
As Scorpion goes to attack Peni again, an ANVIL SLAMS onto
Scorpion’s head. Reveal that Ham has dropped it on him.
SCORPION
Puerco? What are you, some kind of silly cartoon?
SPIDER-HAM
You got a problem with cartoons?
Scorpion and Ham fight hand-to-hand combat. HAM IS FREAKIN’
INSANE AT FIGHTING. Ham knocks Scorpion down and before he
can get up, Noir grabs his tail and swings him around. As he
lets go and Scorpion flies towards Peni, she grabs one of
SP//dr’s detached arms and smashes Scorpion with it. He’s
out.
SPIDER-HAM (CONT’D)
Ohhh did THAT feel like a cartoon?
ON MILES, PETER, GWEN AND OCK
Gwen and Miles fight Doc Ock, tag-teaming. Gwen is IMPRESSED
by Miles.
Suddenly one of Ock’s tentacles hits Gwen hard and she falls
back towards the beam.
MILES
Gwen!!
Miles flies after Gwen, barely grabbing her. (Note: refer to
“Gwen falls” panels) He SWINGS back up with a recovering
Gwen.
GWEN
I like your suit.
MILES
Thanks. I made it myself.
--Miles SHOOTS a web strand back at Peter.
Peter GRABS the web strand and PULLS IT, giving GWEN
SUPERSPEED.
PETER
That was adorable team! Now hold on tight!
Gwen FLIES in--
They all hit her 1-2-3.
Ock FLIES BACK from the impact and smashes onto a building.
Furious, she races back towards them.
GWEN
Buckle up guys, this is going to take a while.
Doc Ock is HIT by a rogue 18 wheeler.
GWEN (CONT’D)
Alright, never mind. Let’s end this thing.
Miles TAKES CONTROL. He’s the quarterback now.
MILES
Guys, I got it.
PETER
I'll go. I'm the one with the goo-
Miles holds up the goober.
PETER (CONT’D)
Oh you gotta be kidding me.
MILES
Don’t watch the mouth. Watch the hands.
He shoots a web and swings off through the chaos in the
collider room.
PETER
Miles!
GWEN
Be careful!
ON MILES as he heads to the panel, doing his own version of
Blonde Peter’s swing-crawl-flip to the panel.
MILES
That was crazy.
Back on Peter and Gwen.
PETER
Ah we taught him that right?
GWEN
I didn’t teach him that. And you definitely didn’t.
Peter and Gwen swing off to join Miles.
ON PENI, NOIR and HAM
As SP//dr SPARKS and DIES, Peni takes out her SPIDER.
She turns to look at the destroyed robot, tears in her eyes.
Noir steps up, puts his hand on her shoulder.
NOIR
You okay?
(tenderly)
C’mon...
She jumps on Noir’s back and with Ham, they swing away to
join Miles at the panel.
ON MILES AT THE PANEL
Inside is the MESS OF WIRES AND EQUIPMENT RIPeter saw. Miles
INSERTS the goober.
MILES
Guys! I got control of the beam! Get up here!
COMPUTER VOICE
Alert! Quantum polarity has been reversed.
IN OBSERVATION ROOM
Kingpin’s looks up and sees Miles at the panel as the other
spiders join him.
Kingpin, ENRAGED, SLAMS DOWN on the control panels in front
of him, SMASHING THE WINDOWS of the Observation Room.
IN THE COLLIDER ROOM
The room SHAKES, inter-dimensional quakes ROCKING THE
COLLIDER ROOM AND ALL OF BROOKLYN.
THE SPIDERS CONVERGE ON THE PANEL
GWEN
Guess this is it.
PENI
Well, nice to know we’re not alone. Right?
GWEN
Yeah.
They all look around at each other. They want to go
home...but part of them wants to stay.
Miles punches a code into the keypad and twists the goober.
MILES
I got the portal open. You first Peni.
She smiles.
PENI
Thank you, Miles. From both of us.
Peni JUMPS into the beam. Miles punches in another code and
looks to Noir.
SPIDER-MAN NOIR
I, uh, love you all.
(holds up a Rubik’s cube)
I’m taking this cube thing with me. I don’t understand it, but, I will.
Noir lets go and DISAPPEARS. Spider-Ham hold up a huge
mallet. He’s near tears.
SPIDER-HAM
I want you to have this. It’ll fit in your pocket.
Miles takes it.
SPIDER-HAM (CONT’D)
That’s all folks.
Ham JUMPS.
PETER
Is he allowed to say that? Legally?
Miles turns to Gwen. A beat. Awkward. Just like the
classroom, but...
MILES
Do I get to like the hairdo now?
Gwen laughs.
GWEN
You know I’m older than you. Fifteen months, but it’s pretty significant if you ask me.
MILES
Well, Einstein said time was relative, right?
GWEN
(laughs)
Nice.
She turns away, uncomfortable with the moment. Miles holds
out his hand.
MILES
Friends?
A long beat. Gwen grabs his hand and holds it.
GWEN
Friends.
MILES
Cool.
GWEN
See you around Spider-Man.
She elegantly leaps into the beam.
Miles turns to Peter.
MILES
Your turn.
PETER
(hesitant)
Yeah yeah right...
Peter looks down and hesitates. HE’S SCARED TO GO--
They’re both hit with a surge of SPIDER-SENSE. Miles and
Peter look down to see Kingpin has left the observation room
and is now leap-frogging his way across buildings towards
them.
KINGPIN
You’re not going ANYWHERE!
Peter assesses the situation.
PETER
I’ll hold him off, you shut this down!
Peter jumps away from the panel, going towards Kingpin. Miles
is SURPRISED.
MILES
Peter, that wasn’t the deal!
PETER
Push the green button! Do not wait for me!
But Peter is LEAPING AWAY ALREADY, SWINGING, when A WEB STOPS
HIM AND YANKS HIM BACK TO--
MILES, on the other end of the WEB!
PETER (CONT’D)
What are you doing?
MILES
Peter, you gotta go home!
PETER
This guy could kill you! I can’t let Spider-Man die.
MILES
(defiant)
Neither can I.
PETER
It’s OK.
MILES
Yeah, it is ok.
Miles DROP KICKS Peter and holds him suspended over the
portal. It looks exactly like when Peter challenged Miles in
his dorm room before tying him up.
MILES (CONT’D)
(with empathy)
You gotta go home man.
PETER
(suddenly sad and scared)
How do I know I’m not gonna mess it up again?
MILES
You won’t.
PETER
(realizing)
Right. It’s a leap of faith.
Peter takes his hand off Miles hand, readying himself. Miles
DROPS Peter into the portal.
Peter smiles as he disappears into the portal.
PETER (CONT’D)
Not bad, kid.
Miles pulls his mask back down and turns to face the
approaching Kingpin. THEY FACE OFF.
MILES
Kingpin!
Kingpin SMASHES the building, causing a ripple of glass to
fly towards Miles. Miles backflips out of the way.
Kingpin pulls out a gun and Miles WEBS it away.
MILES (CONT’D)
Nope! Sorry. That’s cheating!
He starts to advance when a subway train suddenly speeds by,
heading towards the panel. Miles shoots a web at the train
and hitches a ride.
MILES (CONT’D)
Adios!
SEQ. 3150 - INTER-DIMENSIONAL FIGHT “IDF”