"SORRY, BABY" (2025)

WRITTEN BYEva Victor

STATS117pages89scenes15,749words73%dialogue share44characters

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  • dialogue10,29273%
  • action3,84727%
  • formatting, excluded1,610

Scenes

location
  • INT 61
  • EXT 28
time
  • DAY 36
  • NIGHT 37
  • DUSK 1
  • CONT 8
  • UNKNOWN 7

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This page presents the Sorry, Baby (2025) screenplay, written by Eva Victor, as 89 navigable scenes across 117 pages. Search the text, isolate a character’s dialogue, or link directly to any scene.

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1

EXT. COTTAGE - NIGHT

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Winter. Snow falls onto a pitched roof a cottage. Gold light emanates from inside. The street is dark, the sky near black. Some stars.

A car heads towards the...

2

INT. COTTAGE - CONTINUOUS

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From inside, AGNES (late 20s) spots the car approaching.

AGNES
AHHH!!!!

She grabs a weathered hiking boot and shoves it on her foot.

Outside, the car parks. LYDIE (late 20s) emerges from it.

LYDIE
Fuck. Fuck, it’s so fucking cold.

Agnes flies outside in her untied boots.

AGNES
HI!!!!!!
LYDIE
Hi!!! Oh my god, you can see my breath--
AGNES
You made it!!!!
LYDIE
Yes I did!!
AGNES
I missed you.
LYDIE
I missed you.

Agnes wraps Lydie in a hug. They head for the car’s trunk.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
It’s fucking freezing, I always forget how fucking cold it is here--
AGNES
It’s cold yeah--
LYDIE
I seriously can’t believe you still live here.
AGNES
You say that every time--

Lydie grabs her bag, it’s heavy.

LYDIE
I can’t feel my hands--
AGNES
Let me take that--
LYDIE
It’s heavy though-
AGNES
Yeah, fuck. Did you bring me presents?

They waddle inside, each carrying an end of the suitcase.

LYDIE
No, I brought eighteen pairs of socks.
AGNES
I have socks--
LYDIE
But your feet are huge, babe.
3

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes and Lydie sit on the couch under blankets in socks. They sip on something warm. OLGA, Agnes’ cat, sits nearby.

AGNES
It’s like,
(imitating a man fucking)
“Uh, uh, uh, you like that, you like that.”
LYDIE
Like, “uh, uh, yeah, that’s my dick, and it can go inside of your body!”
AGNES
“That’s my dick!”
LYDIE
“You like my dick?”
AGNES
“I have a dick, say it back to me!!”
LYDIE
“REMIND ME I HAVE A DICK WHILE I FUCK YOU WITH MY DICK!!”
AGNES
...
LYDIE
... So are you seeing anyone?
AGNES
No. No, I am not.

They sip.

4

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes, Olga, the cat, and Lydie sleep soundly, cuddled on the couch. Snow falls.

5

EXT. COTTAGE - DAY

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The sky is blue, Lydie’s car is coated in snow.

LYDIE (O.S.)
(croaking)
Coffee...
AGNES (O.S.)
Mhm...
6

EXT. FROZEN-OVER LAKE - DAY

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Agnes and Lydie walk through a sparse forest in big coats.

AGNES
So... are you gonna let me read it?
LYDIE
Yeah but it’s not done, it’s not even a proper draft.
AGNES
But it’s a draft.
LYDIE
It’s definitely a draft.
AGNES
Is it still about gay New York stuff?
LYDIE
Yeah but now it’s like dark and like psychological, but also funny?
AGNES
I will need to read that...

They arrive at the frozen-over lake. Under their feet, frozen rocks wait for summer.

They spot a FATHER and his SON put on ice skates on the shore. They wave, Lydie and Agnes wave back.

LYDIE
Why do people go out to the middle?
AGNES
You’re worried they’ll fall in?
LYDIE
Yeah, but then every time I’m actually on the ice I think, well I could never fall in. Ice is sturdy. But THAT’S why people fall in, is cause they think it’s solid but it’s really not.
AGNES
You should have been a chemist, you are so smart.
LYDIE
No, chemistry is like, molecules, Agnes.
AGNES
It’s interesting we got through all of grad school and have absolutely no idea what chemistry is.
LYDIE
That’s because we went for literature, which is mainly reading, and getting high, and then talking about what we read while still being high.
7

EXT. FROZEN-OVER LAKE - DAY

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Lydie and Agnes lie on the shore, on a blanket.

AGNES
I wish you lived here.
LYDIE
Yeah.
AGNES
Or closer, at least.
LYDIE
I wish you lived closer to me, too.
AGNES
I like it here, though.
LYDIE
Are you sure?
AGNES
Why?
LYDIE
It’s a lot. Right? To still be here.
AGNES
It’s a lot to be wherever.
LYDIE
That’s true. School was like...
AGNES
I mean school was...
LYDIE
Right...
AGNES
Exactly.

Agnes grabs Lydie’s hand and holds it close.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Do you miss me? Even though you’re married?
LYDIE
Yes, I miss you even though I’m married.
AGNES
“Married.”
LYDIE
I know. Grown-up.
AGNES
So grown-up. Married.
LYDIE
I know. Like, “Hello! I’m married!!!”
AGNES
“Hey! I’m bound in a legal marriage!!!
LYDIE
“Hey, you, you over there, I’ve wed and now I’m in a marriage that the state knows about!!”

The father and son look over.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
SORRY!!
AGNES
SORRY, BUT SHE’S MARRIED!!!!
8

INT. COTTAGE KITCHEN - NIGHT

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Agnes cooks a rice thing. Olga, the cat, stares at Lydie.

LYDIE
You know they say that if you die your cat will, like, eat you. Your corpse. Eat your corpse.
AGNES
Who says that?
LYDIE
I think it’s like common knowledge actually.
OLGA
...
AGNES
I guess there could be worse things. You know? Than my cat eating me if I die here alone.
LYDIE
I literally can’t imagine that many things that are worse.
AGNES
At least he knows me. It’d probably be more a gesture of love than anything.

Lydie stares at Olga, Olga stares back.

9

INT. COTTAGE LIVING ROOM - EVENING

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12 Angry Men plays. Lydie watches, Agnes sleeps, her legs in Lydie’s lap.

JUROR 7 (O.C.)
Well, what do we do now?
JUROR 8 (O.C.)
You’re alone.
JUROR 3 (O.C.)
I don’t care whether I’m alone or not. It’s my right.
JUROR 8 (O.C.)
It’s your right.

Lydie moves Agnes’ legs, gets up and mutes the movie.

She peruses Agnes’ desk: the stacks of unmarked and marked papers, a syllabus, with red ink edits scratched onto it. A battered copy of Nabokov’s Lolita lays open, face down on the desk, rumpled post-its stick out of it.

She picks it up, skims it, sees a particularly revolting passage she remembers from her first and only read of the book. She grimaces.

LYDIE
Ew.

A LOUD KNOCK at the door interrupts her. Lydie tosses the book aside, done with the pervert who wrote it. Another LOUD KNOCK sounds as Lydie arrives at the door. She swings it open and finds GAVIN (30s, bumbling, trying).

GAVIN
Oh.
LYDIE
Hi.
GAVIN
Hi.
LYDIE
Can I help you?
GAVIN
Uh. No. Sorry. Do I have the wrong house??

He checks.

GAVIN (CONT'D)
No. This is the right house. Is this really the right house?? Yep. This is the house. Weird.
LYDIE
Are you here for Agnes?
GAVIN
Yes...

Agnes appears behind Lydie.

AGNES
Gavin.
GAVIN
Agnes.
LYDIE
Lydie.
GAVIN
Ohhhh! You’re LYDIE!! Oh, my god. Okay. Sorry. My mistake. This is the weekend. Sorry.
AGNES
No problem. Gavin is my neighbor. You actually live there.

She points to the house across the street.

GAVIN
Ohhhh. Okay. Yes. I live there. Oops.
AGNES
No problem. Sweet dreams, Gavin. God bless your lost soul...
GAVIN
Nice to meet you, Lydie.
LYDIE
You too.

Agnes closes the door.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
He’s cute.
AGNES
Who?
LYDIE
You’re fucking him.
AGNES
No, I’m not.
LYDIE
You’re fucking your neighbor.
AGNES
No.
LYDIE
You’re fucking your neighbor named Gavin.
AGNES
You are!
LYDIE
Well I’m not.
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EXT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - NIGHT

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The wind whips.

Through the window, Agnes, Olga and Lydie sleep in Agnes’ bed. The window’s panes of glass are almost completely covered in taped up sheets of paper, except two holes where pages have been removed. Like a puzzle missing two pieces.

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INT. BATHROOM - DAY

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The next day. Agnes and Lydie brush their teeth. Lydie spits.

LYDIE
Agnes.
AGNES
Mhm.
LYDIE
I have to tell you something.
AGNES
Mm-kay.
LYDIE
It’s about my body.
AGNES
(through toothpaste “your body is perfect)
Uhh-re badee ib porbect.
LYDIE
Thank you. No. That’s not what I mean.
AGNES
Mm-kay.
LYDIE
I have a baby in me.
AGNES
WHAT????

Toothpaste splatters out.

AGNES (CONT'D)
You do???
LYDIE
Yes.
AGNES
Right now???
LYDIE
Yes!!
AGNES
LYDIE!! Oh my god, your body is a miracle. Are you scared?
LYDIE
Yes.
AGNES
But are you glad??
LYDIE
Yes. It’s good. I wanted it obviously. We did like a million rounds of this shit.
AGNES
You did want it!! LYDIE!!! Are you going to name it Agnes??
LYDIE
I-- I don’t know.
AGNES
Okay... But try and think about it.
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EXT. COTTAGE - DAY

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Agnes and Lydie, bundled up, walk down the snowy driveway. They look like little ants.

AGNES
So it was good sperm then...
LYDIE
Yeah, thank god for that random tall white guy’s good sperm. And he kinda looks like Fran!
AGNES
Yeah he does. He’s hot. Maybe I should have his baby too!! Then they can be brothers or whatever.
LYDIE
I think he’s pretty hard to track down...
AGNES
I mean, we have his picture...
13

INT. SANDY PETE SANDWICH SHOP - DAY

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A no-frills sandwich shop with a big sign that reads Sandy Pete. Agnes and Lydie wait in line.

AGNES
Thank god it worked.
LYDIE
The in vitro stuff?
AGNES
Yeah.
LYDIE
I know.
AGNES
Cause you were really sad there for a sec.
LYDIE
... I was extremely depressed and on a million hormones...
AGNES
No, right. Sorry. Wait, sorry.
LYDIE
Not just sad...
AGNES
Right. I don’t know why I said it like that. That was rude. I’m so happy you’re going to have the baby you want to have. You’re a perfect genius and I’m obsessed with you.
LYDIE
Okay, okay, thank you...
(re: sandwiches)
Which one are you getting?
AGNES
Number four. It’s got olives in it.
LYDIE
Ew.
AGNES
No, that’s what I thought at first, but--
MALE VOICE (O.C.)
AGNES.

The voice belongs to PETE (60s, no-nonsense, heart of gold), the owner of the shop.

AGNES
Hi, Pete.
PETE
Agnes. There you are, sheesh, I’m glad to see you, I was worried about you.
AGNES
No, I’m fine, Pete. Thanks, though. I’ve been busy with teaching stuff.
PETE
Oh, that’s good then. That sounds good. That you’re busy. But you know there’s always a sandwich here for you when you want it.
AGNES
Thanks, Pete.
PETE
I honestly thought you died. Was gonna send someone to check on you, you know, to make sure you hadn’t, you know, whatever, blown your brains out, but didn’t want to send my son because if you were dead I wouldn’t want Hank to see you like that, cause the trauma of seeing something like that, you know, that can really stick with a person for a long time-
AGNES
I’m okay, I didn’t do anything, so.
PETE
Alright. You want a sandwich?
AGNES
Yes. Two. Lydie’s here.
PETE
Oh!! Good! Your friend is here. Okay, that’s good. It’s good for her to have you around, you know how the winter can be. People want to die more often in the winter. She tell you about my sandwiches?
LYDIE
Best ones she’s ever had!!
PETE
That’s what I like to hear! Alright, you two want the spicy one? The one you like? With the squash in it?
AGNES
Yes, please.
PETE
Be right out.
AGNES
Oh, Pete, she’s pregnant!!
PETE
You are??
LYDIE
I am!
AGNES
So can you make her a normal sandwich and then, what, like a mini sandwich on the side for the baby??
LYDIE
Just one normal size is good.
PETE
Fifteen minutes.

Agnes reaches for her wallet.

PETE (CONT'D)
Oh, no. No, you’re not paying.
AGNES
Pete.
PETE
Listen, you don’t pay here. It goes both ways, for instance, if I wanted to come take a fancy college class, I bet you wouldn’t charge me.
AGNES
I would probably have to charge you.
PETE
Alright, well. You’re lucky I don’t want to do that, then.
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EXT. SNOWY PEBBLED BEACH - DAY

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Agnes and Lydie sit, eating their sandwiches.

AGNES
Can I touch it?
LYDIE
Sure.

Agnes touches Lydie’s stomach through her jacket.

AGNES
I don’t really feel anything.
LYDIE
Yeah, it’s not, like, a baby yet.
AGNES
How old is it?
LYDIE
Ten weeks.
AGNES
Oh. So probably really small.
LYDIE
Yeah.
AGNES
What, like a mouse, maybe?
LYDIE
Is my baby the size of a mouse?
AGNES
Yeah.
LYDIE
How big is a mouse??

Agnes makes a circle with her fingers.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
Yeah, smaller than that.
AGNES
Wow, smaller than a mouse.
LYDIE
Don’t tell people tonight about...

She points to her uterus.

AGNES
Don’t worry I never tell secrets. Unless I really feel it is a secret I want to tell.
LYDIE
That’s not that reassuring, babe.
AGNES
I don’t want to go.
LYDIE
Natasha will rip my head off if I don’t go. I don’t know. She’s rude. Tonally.
AGNES
Yes, she has a very rude tone.
LYDIE
Definitely a very rude tone.
AGNES
...
LYDIE
...
AGNES
Are you afraid?
LYDIE
Yeah.
AGNES
For the pain?
LYDIE
Uh. Yeah. For the pain. And also because it’s a person, you know. I want to make a good person.
AGNES
You’re gonna make a good person.
LYDIE
... It’s going to hurt so bad.
AGNES
Oh my god it seems like it hurts so bad.
LYDIE
Don’t say that!!
AGNES
Sorry!! I bet it will feel good, actually... I won’t tell people about your little mouse.
LYDIE
It’s a baby. Just... Not a mouse. A baby.
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INT. NATASHA’S HOUSE - NIGHT

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A candlelit table. Agnes, Lydie, NATASHA (smart, wants you to know it), LOGAN (anxious, happy), and DEVIN (boring, confident) eat.

DEVIN
But they hadn’t put the down- payment on it, yada yada yada, doesn’t matter, short story is-- we got the house, but we had to pay like, significantly more than we wanted to.
LOGAN
But you bought a house!!
NATASHA
Yeah, that’s huge.
LYDIE
Go Devin!
DEVIN
Yeah, it is a big deal. And it’s a big house actually!
LOGAN
Right!
NATASHA
Do you like this house? My house?
LOGAN
Oh. Yeah. I do. The wood... On the... Yeah.
AGNES
What are you going to put in it?
DEVIN
In my house? Oh, uh, probably like our couch, our bed, Benny’s parents’ dresser.
AGNES
All your stuff.
DEVIN
Yeah.
AGNES
That makes sense.
LYDIE
You’re like a full-fledged adult!
NATASHA
We all are!
LOGAN
It’s been so long since we’ve... I mean, you guys, hi...
DEVIN
Is it three years? Since we graduated??
LOGAN
Oh my god, three years--
AGNES
Four, I think.
LYDIE
Four years??
NATASHA
Time really does fly.
DEVIN
Time definitely flies.
NATASHA
Not for me, or Agnes, probably. Since we’re still here. Still at the school.
(to Agnes)
You’re still in your same house. But time flies for the three of you who left, probably.
(to Lydie)
New York!!
LYDIE
Oh. Yeah! New York!
NATASHA
Mhm... Wow. Good for you!
AGNES
And she has a one bedroom there. Not just a studio which would still be really impressive.
LYDIE
Thank you, yeah. No, it’s good. It’s a trip being back here, I drove by campus on my way to Agnes and my heart started racing when I saw the library--
LOGAN
THE LIBRARY, LYDIE, NO--
LYDIE
I have like, deeply-engrained stress.
DEVIN
Yeah, some late nights...
LYDIE
One time I lost my student card and the librarian didn’t believe I went there so I had to climb in through the bathroom window--
LOGAN
That librarian was such a meanie!!
LYDIE
So rude!!!
LOGAN
She made me cry like seven times.
NATASHA
Once, in a private room on the third floor, I almost paper-cut my face open with my copy of Little Dorrit just so I could go to the hospital and get a night of sleep. I didn’t do it. But.
DEVIN
I genuinely feel like I worked on that thesis for a decade.
LOGAN
I have nightmares where my thesis is all blank pages and then I eat the pages.
LYDIE
That is so sad!!!
LOGAN
It is really sad, yeah!
NATASHA
Agnes, was it really that easy for you?
DEVIN
It’s not Agnes’ fault that Decker liked her best.

Agnes looks up upon hearing that name.

NATASHA
No, it’s not her fault. But it pissed me off.

Lydie’s hand appears in Agnes’ lap, grabbing Agnes’ hand, holding it tight.

LYDIE
(trying to move on)
Natasha, what’s in this fish?
NATASHA
Fish.
DEVIN
So how is it, you two, being the teachers now!!
NATASHA
That makes it sound hot, but it’s not really like that. I’m still part-time, but I think I’m gonna teach a class next semester. If they make me full-time. Which, they haven’t said is going to happen, but it could.
LOGAN
Yeah, it could.
NATASHA
No, it will.
LOGAN
No, yes, it will!
DEVIN
How’s Wilkinson??
NATASHA
She died. Last year.
DEVIN
Fuck. That sucks.
LOGAN
She was so scary!!
DEVIN
No, she wasn’t. She was just old and you interpret that as scary but that’s our society isn’t it...
LOGAN
No, it’s not because she was old, it’s because I’m afraid of everything, especially like, some types of smart women.
NATASHA
We have news in the English department. Agnes?

Beads of sweat fall from Agnes’ hairline.

NATASHA (CONT'D)
Agnes has big news.
AGNES
Bathroom. Sorry.

Agnes goes.

NATASHA
Agnes is a full-time teacher now. Took Wilkinson’s spot.
LYDIE
Filled the spot.
DEVIN
Agnes?? Wow!
LOGAN
That’s so amazing.
DEVIN
She’s so quiet about that stuff.
NATASHA
I would have sent out a huge email to everyone I’ve ever known, especially my ex.
LOGAN
Agnes is super young to be full- time faculty, right...
NATASHA
Youngest one in fifty years. That bitch, I’m kidding.
LYDIE
There’s a bone.
NATASHA
What?
LYDIE
In the fish.
NATASHA
Oh.
LYDIE
There’s a bone, in the fish you made for dinner.
NATASHA
Sorry.
LYDIE
That’s okay. Just. Next time you might want to debone it a little better. If you’re going to serve it to people.
NATASHA
The place I bought the fish did it, not me.
LYDIE
Okay. Well. Just be careful. Going forward.
NATASHA
Okay.
LYDIE
Okay.
NATASHA
... Okay.
LYDIE
................. Okay.
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INT. NATASHA’S BATHROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes tries to breathe. She is on the verge of a panic attack. She turns on the faucet to cover the heaving.

She sweats. Her body gags again.

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INT. LYDIE’S BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Lydie sleeps, Olga sleeps against Lydie’s stomach. Agnes comes in, slips under the covers, and joins Lydie in bed.

By the door sit Agnes’ boots. Snow turned to dirty water drips off them.

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INT. COTTAGE LIVING ROOM - DAY

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Lydie and Agnes read over coffee/tea.

LYDIE
You leave the house, right?
AGNES
What? Yes, I leave the house. I go to work, I have a job, Lydie.
LYDIE
Are you still in the same office?
AGNES
Yes.
LYDIE
I thought you were going to ask them to switch.
AGNES
I didn’t want to have to explain why-- why it’s weird for me to be in that office.
LYDIE
You should just tell them there’s mold or something.
AGNES
Maybe.
LYDIE
Do you want me to call them and tell them there’s like a dead animal in the wall?
AGNES
You are an angel from heaven, but no. I just. It’s like, I just got the job... I don’t even know if I should have the job.
LYDIE
Agnes.
AGNES
No, I know, I just-- I am not going to complain about my office which is technically huge and there’s a lot of light and I can see why he liked it.
LYDIE
...
AGNES
Anyways, yes, I leave the house.

Olga looks at Lydie, “Agnes does not leave the house.”

LYDIE
Agnes. Don’t die.
AGNES
I’m not going to die... If I was going to kill myself, I would have done it like, last year. Or the year before. Or, like, definitely the year before.
LYDIE
AGNES!!!
AGNES
No. No, I’m fine. And obviously, let me return the sentiment, don’t die.

Agnes kneels by Lydie’s feet.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Lydie. You are having a little baby.
LYDIE
I knowwwwww.
AGNES
You are going to take such good care of your little baby. I won’t die.
LYDIE
Please don’t die.
AGNES
No, you please don’t die.

Agnes puts her hands on Lydie’s uterus.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Hello. I’m Agnes. I’m your mommy.
(whispering to baby)
Lydie and Fran may tell you otherwise, but heed my words, I am your mommy.
LYDIE
Agnes.
AGNES
No. Okay.
(whispering to baby)
I’m Agnes. I’m not your mommy.
(whispering quieter)
I am your mommy.
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EXT. COTTAGE - DAY

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A clear sky as Lydie’s car trunk slams shut.

AGNES
Don’t go.
LYDIE
I’ll see you soon.
AGNES
When.
LYDIE
Come to New York! We have an extra bed!
AGNES
Tell Fran I hate them.
LYDIE
No.
AGNES
I don’t hate them.
LYDIE
I know.

Lydie gets into her car. Agnes squats outside the car and motions Lydie to roll down the window. She rolls it down.

AGNES
Come soon. Not because of, like-- not because I’m going to kill myself. Just come soon. For fun.
LYDIE
I’m just six and a half hours away. Six if you drive too fast. But don’t do that.
AGNES
Okay. Maybe I can hold the bucket while you throw up.
LYDIE
What?
AGNES
Cause the baby.
LYDIE
Oh.
AGNES
Babies make people throw up.
LYDIE
No, babies make you throw up.
AGNES
You should have the baby here!!
LYDIE
I’ll probably have it in New York.
AGNES
Right... Where you live...
LYDIE
It’s crazy you haven’t seen our apartment...
AGNES
I know, I’m sorry, I’ll come...
LYDIE
I know New York is on your “don’t go there” list.
AGNES
No, no, I’ll try...
LYDIE
At least come when it’s born. It will be fun and weird and I’ll be scared and I want you in the room.
AGNES
You think I’m waiting outside the room? Please. Fran can wait outside the room.
LYDIE
Fran will be in the room.
AGNES
Of course. And you come back too. Just... don’t wait so long to come back.
LYDIE
Okay.

Lydie drives off, waving. A cloud moves over Agnes’ house.

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INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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Hail attacks the roof as Agnes sleeps on a stack of half- graded papers. Olga bites Agnes’ face, waking her.

Was Olga trying to eat Agnes? Did Olga think Agnes was dead?

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INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

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Agnes heads to bed. As she passes the front door, she checks the doorknob. Good, it’s locked.

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INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes crawls into bed...

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INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

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Agnes is back at the door. She unlocks it, then re-locks it, then tries the doorknob. Good. Definitely locked. She leaves, we stay on the door, then...

CUT TO BLACK.
OVER BLACK:

The CHIRPS of Maine in springtime. Then:

THE YEAR WITH THE BAD THING

24

EXT. AGNES’ COTTAGE - DUSK

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Four years earlier. The same cottage.

25

INT. AGNES’ COTTAGE - CONTNUOUS

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Inside, Agnes and Lydie sit at the kitchen table, typing furiously. After some time, Lydie lets out a loud sigh.

LYDIE
AHHGHGHHGH.
AGNES
What’s happening?
LYDIE
SCHOOL SUCKS. I HATE SCHOOL. MY BRAIN IS LIKE OPEN WIRES. I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE.
AGNES
...
LYDIE
Oh my god... I just realized no one cares about Ted Hughes.
AGNES
Everyone cares about Ted Hughes.
LYDIE
I can’t believe I’ve spent two years writing about a guy, I don’t even fuck guys with my eyes open anymore. I close my eyes and imagine women.
AGNES
...
LYDIE
...
AGNES
Do you want to talk about it...
LYDIE
Talk about what?
AGNES
... Nothing...
LYDIE
...
26

EXT. ENGLISH BUILDING - DAY

source 27

PROFESSOR DECKER (50s) walks from his car to the building. He drops his briefcase, oops, picks it up, makes it to the door.

27

INT. GRAD STUDENT CLASSROOM - DAY

source 28

Logan, Devin, Natasha, Lydie and Agnes sit around a big table. Lydie naps on her hand.

The door to the classroom opens, Decker rushes in.

DECKER
Alright. Did we do it?

Agnes leafs through her pages, yes, she finished.

LOGAN
Barely. Haha.
DECKER
Devin?
DEVIN
I did it. I’m so sorry, I don’t procrastinate so this wasn’t a whole thing for me.
DECKER
That’s okay. Good for you, Devin. Keep showing off, it will get you places.

He smiles at Agnes, then sees Lydie sleeping.

DECKER (CONT'D)
Lydie.
LYDIE
I’m Lydie. Mhm.
DECKER
Did you finish?
LYDIE
You know what, here’s the thing. Don’t be mad, I did finish it, but I do feel it is my responsibility to let you know, the last page is mainly, uh...

She checks the last page.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
Yep, it is a copy pasted excerpt of Slouching Towards Bethlehem, which I actually did not write.
DECKER
Yeats or Didion?
LYDIE
Didion. Always... Didion...
DECKER
Hey, you know what, I’m supposed to be your mentor-helper-whatever. I’m just here to make sure it’s happening.
NATASHA
I did mine.
DECKER
Okay, good. Great, Natasha... Lydie, can you finish it by Wednesday? Get me your draft minus the Joan then?
LYDIE
Mhm. Again, so sorry.
NATASHA
Are you going to read mine?
DECKER
Uh. Yep. That’s my job.
NATASHA
Are you going to ask Agnes if she did hers?
DECKER
Of course. Agnes, how’d yours go?
AGNES
Fine. I did it.
DECKER
Great. Can’t wait to read.
NATASHA
... You’re going to read mine too though, right?
28

INT. COTTAGE LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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Lydie types. Agnes sits on the couch with her legs up against the wall. She reads Sontag’s essay On style.

LYDIE
Why am I STILL WORKING ON THIS????
AGNES
Because you didn’t finish it. No offense.
LYDIE
Stop bragging.
AGNES
I am not bragging.
LYDIE
Your legs are up on the wall.
AGNES
So?
LYDIE
If I had finished, I’d also put my legs up on the wall, but I haven’t yet, so I can’t put my legs up on the wall.
AGNES
Okay, I’ll take them down.
LYDIE
Thank you...

Agnes’ phone CHIMES abruptly. Agnes looks: a text message from Decker. She opens it.

It’s a photo of a page of her thesis. Three sentences are underlined in red. Then, a text appears under the photo: This is extraordinary.

Agnes smiles. Lydie’s clacking turns into a slow clap on the keyboard. Agnes leans her head back to face Lydie.

AGNES
What.
LYDIE
You should fuck him.
AGNES
I don’t want to fuck him.
LYDIE
Really?
AGNES
Yes.
LYDIE
Okay, well if you don’t want to fuck him, definitely don’t fuck him.
AGNES
I won’t.

Agnes goes back to her book.

LYDIE
I think he wants to fuck you.

Agnes leans her head back again.

AGNES
Really?
LYDIE
Yes.
AGNES
Well, that sucks.
LYDIE
Why?
AGNES
... Do you think that’s why he’s telling me I’m smart?
LYDIE
No. He’s telling you you’re smart because you are very smart.
AGNES
Okay.
LYDIE
What would you say if he asked to fuck you?
AGNES
I would say no. I would be upset if he asked.
LYDIE
I get that.
AGNES
I would say, “no, but thank you.”
29

INT. DECKER’S OFFICE - DAY

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Decker takes notes on some typed up pages. A photo of a young boy nearby. A KNOCK on the door.

DECKER
Come on in.

It’s Agnes.

AGNES
Hi.
DECKER
Agnes, hi.
AGNES
Thanks for meeting with me.
DECKER
Thanks for meeting with me.

She sits, he sets his pages aside.

AGNES
Are you working on something?
DECKER
It’s my-- Ah, kill me. No, not really.
AGNES
Well, now you have to tell me.
DECKER
Why?
AGNES
Because now I know too much.
DECKER
Ha. Uh-- Okay. Yeah. It’s-- I’m writing a book.
AGNES
A book!
DECKER
A book.
AGNES
A long book?
DECKER
Medium.
AGNES
Good.
DECKER
Why?
AGNES
Long is like, okay, we get it.
DECKER
Right. Short is like--
AGNES
Why did you even write a book?
DECKER
Ha. Right. I will say, even though it is medium--
AGNES
The perfect length--
DECKER
Yes-- It is horrible. And every time I look at it, I want to kill myself.
AGNES
There actually have to be books like that, so you can distinguish which books are really the good books.
DECKER
Yes, I am doing a public service by writing a shit book.
AGNES
Exactly. It is actually the most selfless act of all, to make something bad.
DECKER
Hm. Explain that please.
AGNES
Well.. Making something good is easy. Making something bad, that takes sacrifice, the separation of the ego from the self, guts, courage.

Decker laughs.

DECKER
Thank you, Agnes.
AGNES
You feel better?
DECKER
No.
AGNES
Okay. If it helps at all, I like your first novel.
(MORE)
AGNES (CONT'D)
I liked how fucked up it was, and how it made me feel like there’s a reason, even if I can’t see it, that I’m alive, and it didn’t feel like fiction, which I think is a compliment, in this case, and I think about it all the time when I’m doing other things, like eating ice cream or looking out the window.
DECKER
...
AGNES
...
DECKER
Thank you.
AGNES
Thank you.
DECKER
Whew. Okay. Enough about me. I read your thesis.
AGNES
You read it really fast.
DECKER
Yes, well, I frankly, I couldn’t put it down.
AGNES
Oh. What, someone glue your hands to it?
DECKER
What?
AGNES
No.
DECKER
Oh.
AGNES
Sorry.
DECKER
Ha. No, okay. Yeah, so this whole section, page, uh, fourteen through, seventeen, I find to be absolutely, just, extraordinary--

A BUZZ from Decker’s phone interrupts him.

DECKER (CONT'D)
Oh. Sorry.

He checks it.

DECKER (CONT'D)
Shit.
AGNES
You okay?
DECKER
Yes. Sorry. It’s--

He types something.

DECKER (CONT'D)
It’s my kid.
AGNES
Oh. You have a kid?
DECKER
I have a kid.
AGNES
Congratulations.
DECKER
He’s eight. He’s a dick.

Agnes laughs.

DECKER (CONT'D)
I’m so sorry. I have to--

He types something else.

DECKER (CONT'D)
My ex is-- she’s a prosecutor which-
AGNES
Wow, the law.
DECKER
Yes, my ex-wife loves the law. Shocking that our marriage didn’t turn out well.

Another BUZZ from his phone.

DECKER (CONT'D)
Fuck- alright, I have to, she’s in court, my kid is sick and I have to-
AGNES
No problem.
DECKER
Okay. I have to go. Fuck. Sorry. Fuck.
AGNES
It’s really okay.
DECKER
You should have my full attention and frankly, this paper deserves that. Uh, do you-- are you okay rescheduling for later?
AGNES
Yeah. That’s fine.
DECKER
I’ll text you. Sorry. I gotta run, but just, close the door, when you leave.
AGNES
Oh, I’ll leave now. That’s weird if I stay.
DECKER
You should look at that, I just got it, first edition To The Lighthouse, over there.
AGNES
Oh. Wow. Okay. Thanks.
DECKER
Yeah. Alright.

Decker grabs his jacket and leaves.

AGNES
I hope he feels better!

Decker’s face appears in the doorway.

DECKER
What? Sorry?
AGNES
Oh. No. Go. I said, I hope-- No.
DECKER
Okay.

He leaves again. Agnes walks to the shelf. She looks at To The Lighthouse. When his footsteps are gone, she leafs through the set-aside pages of Decker’s book. She reads...

30

EXT. ENGLISH BUILDING - EARLY EVENING

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Agnes parks and walks into the...

31

INT. ENGLISH BUILDING - CONTINUOUS

source 32
WILKINSON (intense, no bullshit) teaches a class.
WILKINSON And here again, in perhaps Morrison’s most jarring use of “flight”, we are asked to reckon with the idea that taking his life, taking flight from his corporeal form is perhaps, for Milkman, a transcendence, not a tragedy.

As Agnes passes, the lesson fades out behind her...

WILKINSON (V.O.)
Milkman feels he is returning to the ancestral home, the home that is not necessarily contained within the confines of the body...

Agnes arrives at the door that reads Preston Decker. She KNOCKS. She waits. She knocks again. Nothing.

She pulls out her phone, sees something on it, and furrows her brow. She heads back down the hall outside...

32

EXT. ENGLISH BUILDING - EARLY EVENING

source 33

Down the street, past the English Department, towards a residential block. We walk with Agnes, who arrives at...

33

EXT. DECKER’S HOUSE - EARLY EVENING

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She checks her phone. Yep, this is it. She KNOCKS-- oops, there’s a bell. She rings it.

The door swings open, there stands Decker.

DECKER
Agnes!
AGNES
Hi.
DECKER
Great, okay. Thanks for meeting last minute, sorry, this is my house. I hope that’s okay--
AGNES
Yeah. Uh. Yeah. No problem.
DECKER
Don’t worry, my kid’s at my ex- wife’s--
AGNES
All good.

She walks in.

DECKER
Do you mind taking off your boots?
AGNES
Oh. Yeah. Duh. Sorry.
DECKER
Don’t be sorry.
AGNES
Do you have my paper or--
DECKER
Oh, yep, I have your paper right here, come on in. You can sit there-

The door shuts. We stay on the door...

34

EXT. DECKER’S HOUSE - NIGHT

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We are still on the closed door...

Then, Agnes SHOVES it open. Agnes CLUTCHES her marked-up thesis in one hand and GRABS her boots with the other. She SHUTS the door behind her, still in her socks.

She’s frozen for a moment. What the fuck just happened.

Then, she SITS on his steps, robotically, pulls on one boot, then the other. She looks around. Empty. Where is everyone?

With her laces loose and flying, Agnes heads back down the street and returns to the...

35

EXT. ENGLISH BUILDING - NIGHT

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Students are leaving class, that means it’s 7? She passes a group of students, a YOUNG GUY sees her dangling laces.

YOUNG GUY
Your shoes are untied.

Agnes knows that.

AGNES
Thanks.

She gets into her car.

36

INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS

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Agnes looks at herself in the rear-view. She’s flushed. Is this the way her face has always looked?

She clicks on her seatbelt. As she does, she notices the button of her pants is dangling. She studies the button. When did that happen?

Abandoning that, she turns her car on, backs out, prompting a LOUD BANG-- She JUMPS, and turns, to sees WILKINSON furiously shouting at her.

WILKINSON
(through rearview window)
WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING, YOU’LL KILL SOMEONE.
AGNES
Fuck. I’m sorry. SORRY, PROFESSOR WILKINSON!
WILKINSON
YOU ALMOST RAN OVER MY FOOT.

Agnes turns off her car as WILKINSON stomps down the street.

WILKINSON (CONT'D)
(to no one)
My feet barely work as it is, take away one, there’s no point in having another one...

Agnes turns on the car again, makes sure both sides are clear, and backs out.

We drive with her. Lamp post light illuminates her face.

She arrives at her...

37

EXT. COTTAGE - NIGHT

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Agnes holds her thesis in one hand, her pants up in the other.

Through the window, Lydie arrives from another room.

LYDIE
Okayyyyyy, I’ve been waiting with literal bated breath, how was it--

Upon seeing Agnes’ face, she drops this.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
Agnes. Are you okay? What happened??
AGNES
I don’t know.
LYDIE
...
AGNES
My pants are broken.

Lydie looks down.

LYDIE
Your pants are broken.
38

INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes sits in the bathtub, with her knees tucked into her chest. Lydie sits on the toilet, focused.

AGNES
And then we started kissing and I thought, we’re kissing, I was thinking we’re kissing the whole time, like in the bad way, where you aren’t having a good time and it’s just like, someone’s mouth.
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
And then I said I don’t think I’m really ready to be kissing, I just got out of a thing, which is something I made up--
LYDIE
You’re allowed to lie about that.
AGNES
And then he said that’s okay we can just sit on the couch and watch a movie and so he started playing something, it was animated, which I thought was weird, but then I remembered he has a kid, so that made it less weird, and then he started touching my pants and I was kind of moving his hand--
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
Like away--
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
But he kept moving it back, to my pants. And then he started putting his hand down my pants, like between the pants and my underwear--
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
And I was kind of squirming my body, like, he was, his fingers were really strong and hard, like in the bad way, like it was too hard, but maybe it would have felt good if I wanted his fingers to be doing that--
LYDIE
But you didn’t want that--
AGNES
No, I didn’t, and then I pulled his hand out because it didn’t feel good and actually hurt kinda--
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
And then I started kissing him instead because I thought, well, if we have to do something then I’d rather it be kissing then his fingers down there--
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
And then, I don’t remember.

Lydie stares at Agnes as Agnes thinks. A moment goes by.

AGNES (CONT'D)
And then, at some point, his hand was back in my pants, but under my underwear now, and I was trying to move it away again.
LYDIE
That’s a lot of times that you were moving it away.
AGNES
Yeah, that’s what I kept thinking, like, one more time and he won’t move it back, because it’s so obvious I’m moving it away, but he kept moving it back--
LYDIE
Mhm.
AGNES
And then he was pulling down my pants, trying to pull them down, but they have a button, and so he was pulling, pulling, and I was pulling them back up, and then they were halfway down and I felt something go in, like in me, and my spine got cold, and then I reached down to feel it and it was-- his-- it was his, you know, and then I jumped up. And pulled my pants up and sat on the side of the couch. I don’t know how long. And I looked at his face once. And it was like, scared.
LYDIE
His face was scared?
AGNES
Yes.
LYDIE
Ew.
AGNES
Yeah, and then I just walked out kinda slowly, and got my boots. And then drove home and now I’m here.
LYDIE
It sounds like...

Agnes can’t meet her eyes.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
That’s. That is... That is the thing.

Lydie walks over to her naked friend and wraps her in a hug.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
I am really, really sorry.

Agnes rests her chin on Lydie’s shoulder.

39

INT. LYDIE’S BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Lydie looks through her dresser. Agnes, in a big tee, lies on Lydie’s bed. Lydie pulls out a pair of sweatpants.

LYDIE
These?
AGNES
They’re too small, the seam goes up my vagina.
LYDIE
Okay, that’s because they’re mine. But that’s okay--

She pulls out another pair.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
These?
AGNES
Yes, I love those.

Lydie grabs a big pair of socks.

LYDIE
And these?
AGNES
Yes.
LYDIE
Do you want me to put the sweatpants on your legs?
AGNES
No, I’m okay.
LYDIE
Or the socks on your feet?
AGNES
I can put the socks on my feet, I think.
LYDIE
You sure? Sometimes it’s nice when someone puts them on for you.
AGNES
... Okay. You can put them on.
LYDIE
Okay, sit down. Legs up.

Agnes shoots her legs into the air. Lydie threads Agnes’ legs through the sweatpants.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
Such long legs.
AGNES
Yeah.
LYDIE
Like a spider.
AGNES
Thank you. :)
LYDIE
You’re welcome. Butt in air.

Agnes obeys. Lydie pulls the sweatpants over Agnes’ butt.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
Good.
40

INT. LYDIE’S BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Lydie shouts from the kitchen as Agnes, head on the pillow, stares out at nothing.

LYDIE (O.S.)
WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM AGAIN?
AGNES
Chocolate.
41

INT. LYDIE’S BEDROOM - NIGHT

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They eat ice cream in bed.

AGNES
Should I go to the doctor?
LYDIE
Yeah. We can go tomorrow.
AGNES
...
LYDIE
Do you want to tell someone?
AGNES
Who?
LYDIE
I don’t know, the school?
AGNES
Do you just email... Who do you email...
LYDIE
I don’t know... Do you want me to kill him?
AGNES
I’ll think about it and let you know.
42

INT. LYDIE’S BEDROOM - DAY

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Light hits Agnes’ face, her eyes flutter open. She, quietly, as to not wake a sleeping Lydie, wanders to the...

43

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

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Agnes grabs the coffee beans. Almost empty.

She grabs her wallet and jacket and heads for the door. She stops, seeing her boots from last night.

She stares at them. They stare back.

She picks them up, throws them into a paper bag, then throws the bag into a closet. She slides on her significantly less- waterproof sneakers, and leaves.

44

EXT. THE MAIN STREET - DAY

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Agnes’ sneakers crunch on the gravel, otherwise, it’s very quiet. It must be early, she thinks.

She sees something on the path ahead. About eight feet away sits a KITTEN, only a few months old, sitting, staring at Agnes.

This is baby Olga. The kitten cocks it’s head to the side.

AGNES
Hi.
KITTEN
...
AGNES
Okay. I’m going to get coffee...
KITTEN
...
AGNES
Nice to meet you.

Agnes walks around the cat, down the block.

A loud truck, one of the cement grinding ones, rumbles by, breaking the silence of the morning.

The driver who gives her a “hello” nod, she gives one back. The truck suddenly BUMPS something, Agnes looks, scared for the kitten.

But it was just a piece of broken tire-- On the sidewalk, her kitten sits, still in tact, still staring at her.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Oh. Good. Okay. Hi. I thought the truck ran over you and squashed you like a pancake.

Agnes squats down, and holds her hand out towards the kitten. The kitten runs to her, and pushes its head into her hand.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Well. Fuck. That is-- really nice-- Hi-- Okay. I guess-- yep, I love you.
KITTEN
...
AGNES
Do you want to come get coffee?

The kitten rubs against Agnes’ leg. She picks it up.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Just so you know, I am not ready to be a mother. But you can obviously come.
45

INT. GROCERY STORE - DAY

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Agnes, with a bag of coffee in hand and her kitten tucked into her jacket, picks up a can of cat food.

AGNES
Salmon. That sounds good.

She holds it to the kitten’s nose. The kitten doesn’t care.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Alright. You’re picky. An excellent quality.

She picks up another.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Tuna?

She holds it to its nose.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Maybe you’re just smelling the metal. There’s tuna inside.
KITTEN
...
AGNES
Okay, one of each.

She heads towards the checkout where she spots a man walking to the register, it’s DECKER.

Agnes ducks back into the aisle.

GROCERY STORE CLERK
Hi, sir. Is this all for you today?

THE MAN SHE THOUGHT WAS DECKER Yep. Thanks.

Agnes, hearing a voice that doesn’t sound like Decker’s, turns towards the man. It’s not Decker.

The fake Decker gives her a plain smile, and leaves.

Agnes tucks the kitten’s head into her jacket, and drops her cans and coffee beans on the counter.

GROCERY STORE CLERK
Hi, there. Is this everything for you today?
AGNES
Yeah. Thanks.

The kitten lets out a loud MEOW. The Clerk notices.

GROCERY STORE CLERK
Did you bring a cat into the grocery store?
AGNES
No.

The kitten pops its head out.

GROCERY STORE CLERK
Yes you did.
AGNES
What?
GROCERY STORE CLERK
... You lied...
AGNES
... No.
46

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

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Agnes walks in on Lydie eating toast.

LYDIE
We’re out of coffee.
AGNES
Here.

She hands Lydie the coffee.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I got a cat.

Agnes holds up the baby cat.

AGNES (CONT'D)
...
LYDIE
You know what, whatever you need.
47

INT. DOCTOR’S OFFICE - DAY

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Agnes, in a gown, sits on the patient chair. Lydie rolls around on the swivel chair.

AGNES
I never know if I’m supposed to get fully naked.
LYDIE
In the gown?
AGNES
Yeah.
LYDIE
Are you fully naked right now?
AGNES
Yes.
LYDIE
Oh, dude, I don’t think you’re supposed to--

The DOCTOR comes in.

DOCTOR
Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m Doctor Evans. You’re Agnes?
AGNES
Yeah. Hi.
DOCTOR
You were sexually assaulted?
AGNES
Uh. Yeah.
DOCTOR
Do you feel safe now?
AGNES
Sorry, before we-- I just want you to know that I’m fully naked.
DOCTOR
What?
AGNES
Under the robe. Is that okay?
DOCTOR
Yeah. That’s fine. Sorry do you mind--

The doctor signals he needs Lydie’s chair.

LYDIE
Oh. Yeah.

The doctor sits. Lydie joins Agnes on the patient chair.

DOCTOR
So when did this happen?
AGNES
The thing?
DOCTOR
The assault.
AGNES
Last night. Last evening. Yesterday evening.
DOCTOR
And have you showered?
AGNES
I took a bath.
DOCTOR
So it’s usually best to go to the emergency room right after something like this happens.
AGNES
Oh. Okay. I’ll definitely keep that in mind for next time.

The doctor gives Agnes a look.

DOCTOR
That’s when we would use a sexual assault forensic evidence kit.
LYDIE
Okay, but also I think you need to tonally shift a little bit away from the tone you’re taking right now. I think we’re gonna need a tonal shift.
AGNES
I just want to make sure he didn’t give me anything, like, vaginally, or, yeah.
DOCTOR
Did your attacker ejaculate in you?
AGNES
Uhh... I wouldn’t call him my attacker.
DOCTOR
...
AGNES
It wasn’t like, BAHHHH!
DOCTOR
But you were raped.
LYDIE
Woah!
AGNES
Yes. And well-put, might I add.
DOCTOR
I know this is hard to talk about.
LYDIE
It doesn’t feel that you know that.
DOCTOR
These questions are protocol.
LYDIE
You’re asking them in a freaky way.
DOCTOR
Calm down ma’am, I’m just--
LYDIE/AGNES
I’m calm./She’s calm. Finish your questions.
DOCTOR
Did he ejaculate in you?
LYDIE
Horrible word.
AGNES
No. The actual, like, him being inside me part wasn’t that long. It was like...

Agnes counts to two in her head.

AGNES (CONT'D)
That long.
DOCTOR
Okay. So we’ll do a blood test, to check you for pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. And then we’ll do a cervix culture.
LYDIE
Yum.
DOCTOR
Excuse me?
AGNES
She said yum.

A DING sounds from Lydie’s phone. The doctor’s head whips around, he’s annoyed.

LYDIE
...

Lydie reads something on it. Her eyes widen.

DOCTOR
I’ll be right back and we can get started.

The doctor leaves.

LYDIE
Agnes.
AGNES
Yeah.
LYDIE
He’s... He’s leaving.
AGNES
Who?
LYDIE
Decker’s transferring. He’s taking a job in New York. Upstate. He’s leaving.
AGNES
Fuck.
LYDIE
What the fuck... Is that good?
AGNES
No. Maybe. I don’t know.
LYDIE
That’s so weird. Did he mention anything?
AGNES
No. And his desk yesterday was... It was like, really cluttered. He wasn’t packed or anything.
LYDIE
He’s running.
AGNES
...
LYDIE
Fuck.
AGNES
...
48

INT. AGNES’ ROOM - NIGHT

source 49

Agnes shows Olga the litter box.

AGNES
This is where you shit.

She points to the food bowl.

AGNES (CONT'D)
This is where you eat.

She points to the water bowl.

AGNES (CONT'D)
And this is water. Obviously.
KITTEN
...
49

INT. AGNES’ ROOM - NIGHT

source 50

Agnes lies in bed, she can’t sleep. Baby Olga sleeps on the pillow next to her. She pets its little face. Wind hits her window. She looks out at the darkness.

50

INT. COTTAGE DOORWAY - NIGHT

source 51

Agnes checks the lock. It’s unlocked. She locks it, then pulls on it to check.

51

INT. AGNES’ ROOM - NIGHT

source 52

She slinks back under the covers, and shuts her eyes tight. Shit, she has to pee.

52

INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

source 53

Agnes flashes on the lights, ouch, so bright. She sits, pees. Suddenly, she feels she is being watched. She looks out the narrow bathroom window.

53

EXT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

source 54

Through trees and their swaying branches, we see Agnes’ face PEER through the bright narrow window. A wind WHIPS.

54

INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS

source 55

Agnes wipes quickly and turns out the light.

55

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

source 56

Agnes grabs a towel and drapes it over the window. It falls, too heavy.

She leaves the towel on the floor, spotting her marked-up thesis. She rips off the first page, grabs a piece of tape and secures the paper to the window, writing face out. That’s a curtain?

56

EXT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

source 57

Agnes keeps taping up paper, until all the glass she can reach is covered. She inspects her work. This will do. Olga watches on, confused.

57

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

source 58

Lydie sits next to Agnes as she types into the computer.

AGNES
Should I add a photo.
LYDIE
Of what?
AGNES
Like, a photo of the pants? The button?
LYDIE
Oh. Yeah. Okay. Sure.
AGNES
Will you read that over?

Agnes heads to her bedroom. Lydie reads Agnes’ report.

AGNES (O.S.) (CONT'D)
It fucking sucks cause I really liked these pants, too.

Lydie reads. Agnes returns. Lydie wraps Agnes in a hug.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I’m okay.
LYDIE
I know that, sometimes a hug is for me.
58

EXT. ADMIN. BUILDING - DAY

source 59

Agnes walks toward the door, passing TWO UNDERGRAD GUYS eating Sandy Pete sandwiches on the steps of the building.

59

INT. ADMIN. BUILDING LOBBY - DAY

source 60

Agnes approaches the receptionist.

AGNES
Hi. I’m --

ELIZABETH and CLAIRE, two corporate women, intercept her.

ELIZABETH
Agnes?
AGNES
Yep.
ELIZABETH
Hi. I’m Elizabeth. This is Claire.
CLAIRE
Hi, Agnes. I’m Claire.
AGNES
Hi.
ELIZABETH
Do you mind coming back with us?

They lead her to a...

60

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - CONTINUOUS

source 61

Elizabeth shuts the door. Around the table are a dozen empty chairs.

AGNES
Where should I sit?
ELIZABETH
Wherever you want.

Agnes sits down near the window. Claire and Elizabeth counter.

ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
Well. First of all, we wanted to thank you for coming here.
CLAIRE
Yes. We take matters like the one you raised very seriously.

Claire and Elizabeth nod, signaling, “We really mean that.”

ELIZABETH
We really mean that.
CLAIRE
We really mean that. Yeah.
AGNES
Well, that’s good.
ELIZABETH
So. Uh. If you don’t mind, will you, tell us in your own words, what happened?
AGNES
Now?
CLAIRE
If that’s okay.
AGNES
Uh.

Agnes looks out the window, and spots the two undergrad guys.

AGNES (O.S.) (CONT'D)
Yeah. Okay. So... Uh.
61

EXT. ADMIN BUILDING - CONTINUOUS

source 62

WILLIE and SAM, the undergrad guys, eat their sandwiches.

WILLIE
You’re from Oregon, right?
SAM
Yeah.
WILLIE
Do you, like, miss it ever?
SAM
What do you mean?
WILLIE
Like, your family, or whatever?
SAM
Uh. Not really... Actually uh, yeah. Kinda.
WILLIE
Yeah. Same.
SAM
Whatever... It’s, like, okay to miss your parents sometimes.
WILLIE
Yeah, dude, definitely. Like, they raised you.
SAM
Yeah.
WILLIE
...
SAM
Is this a panini, do you think?
WILLIE
What?
SAM
Is this a panini?
WILLIE
I think it’s a sandwich.
SAM
But it’s hot.
WILLIE
Yeah. Maybe. It could be a panini.
SAM
What makes something a panini?
WILLIE
It’s hot.
SAM
No.
WILLIE
No, it’s that it’s pressed down on.
SAM
What?
WILLIE
In a machine.
SAM
Oh.
WILLIE
It’s basically two pieces of metal that get really hot and then you put the sandwich in and you press it down, like, a clamshell, or a uh, I don’t know, yeah, like a clam.
SAM
Like a clamp?
WILLIE
Yes, exactly.
SAM
Oh, cool.
WILLIE
That’s how they get it so hot.
SAM
Cheese is good that way.
WILLIE
Yeah, definitely.
SAM
Do you have one of those?
WILLIE
What?
SAM
The machines?
WILLIE
No. That’d be cool.
SAM
Definitely.
WILLIE
My mom has one I think.
SAM
Nice.
WILLIE
...
SAM
It’s really good.
WILLIE
The sandwich?
SAM
Mhm.
WILLIE
Yeah.
SAM
No one really talks enough about pesto.
WILLIE
Yeah. It’s like pine nuts?
SAM
And other stuff.
WILLIE
Nice.
SAM
Garlic.
WILLIE
Nice.
62

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY

source 63

Elizabeth and Claire stare at Agnes, concerned.

ELIZABETH
We are so sorry to hear this happened to you.
CLAIRE
We’re taking this really seriously.
AGNES
Has anyone else ever reported anything about him?
CLAIRE
No.
ELIZABETH
No.
AGNES
Okay.
ELIZABETH
Is there anything we can do for you right now?
AGNES
You mean like... water?
ELIZABETH
Do you want some water?
AGNES
No.
ELIZABETH
... If you wanted water, we could get you water.
AGNES
No.
CLAIRE
...
ELIZABETH
...
AGNES
Are you going to do anything?
ELIZABETH
Well, we would begin an investigation. But, as you may have heard, he sent in his resignation letter yesterday at...

She consults a paper in front of her.

ELIZABETH (CONT'D)
Four eighteen pm.
AGNES
Okay.
CLAIRE
And you reported this today at eight forty two am.
AGNES
Okay.
ELIZABETH
Unfortunately he is no longer under our employ, so we can’t take the measures we’d usually take, such as letting him go, suspending him, or anything of that nature.
CLAIRE
These things are really hard, and the University is unfortunately unable to take any kind of responsibility.
AGNES
But he was my advisor.
CLAIRE
Former advisor.
AGNES
... What about the people in upstate New York?
CLAIRE
What people in upstate New York?
AGNES
He’s going to work at a school in upstate New York, what about those people.
ELIZABETH
You have the option of going to the police station and reporting it there, and then you can issue an arrest warrant.
AGNES
I don’t want to arrest him. He has a kid.
ELIZABETH
Mm...
CLAIRE
What do you want?
AGNES
Someone to handle it.
CLAIRE
We know what you’re going through. We are women.
AGNES
What?
CLAIRE
We are women.

Claire nods, letting that land.

ELIZABETH
Do you feel safe in your home?
AGNES
I got a cat.
CLAIRE
Okay!
ELIZABETH
We want to make sure you have someone to talk to.
CLAIRE
Yes, through our outside legal team, we can set you up with a therapist if you want to talk to someone.
AGNES
Okay. Yeah. I’ll do that.
ELIZABETH
And that therapist would keep us updated with how you’re doing.
AGNES
Why?
ELIZABETH
So that we understand what you’re going through.
CLAIRE
And we’re happy to be able to offer you five free sessions, covered by the University!
AGNES
Five?
CLAIRE
Five, yes. Or less, if that feels like too much.
AGNES
I was thinking therapy for, like, the rest of my life, type of thing.
CLAIRE
That is... That’s unfortunately not really on the table, in terms of what the University can offer.
AGNES
Unless I do one session every twenty years.
ELIZABETH
It unfortunately doesn’t work like that.
CLAIRE
You know what, maybe it does. We can check!
63

EXT. ADMIN. BUILDING - DAY

source 64

Agnes passes the now-empty spot where the boys ate. She feels eyes on her through the window.

Ahead of her, she sees DECKER, he’s turned away. She stops. He turns, Agnes realizes it was just another man who looks like Decker.

64

EXT. COLLEGE STREET - DAY

source 65

Across the street, Natasha spots Agnes.

NATASHA
Agnes!!
AGNES
No.
NATASHA
Hi.
AGNES
Hi.
NATASHA
It’s Natasha.
AGNES
Yes. Hi.
NATASHA
How are you???
AGNES
I’m... I’m bad, Natasha.
NATASHA
Oh, that sucks. I know some days can be really hard.
AGNES
Really insightful, thank you.
NATASHA
Of course.
AGNES
Okay, have a nice afternoon--
NATASHA
Wait. Are you coming tonight?
AGNES
Coming where?
NATASHA
To the party. It’s a party. We’re having a goodbye party.
AGNES
Are you leaving the program?
NATASHA
No. For Preston.
AGNES
I-- Sorry, I can’t tonight.

She walks around Natasha.

NATASHA
What, you can only meet with Decker in private?
AGNES
...
NATASHA
You’re not better than anyone just because you’re the only one that got an A in the course.
AGNES
What the fuck are you talking about?
NATASHA
Decker told me. You’re the only one that got an A. He told me it was no use trying to fight him on it, it came down to the “integrity” of the “thesis papers”.
AGNES
...
NATASHA
I for one think I deserved an A.
AGNES
I think Lydie deserved an A.
NATASHA
Honestly, Agnes, I think we both know the A was going to either you or me.
AGNES
Why?
NATASHA
We were always just like-- I mean, obviously everyone in our class is super smart and well-spoken.
AGNES
Goodbye, Natasha.
NATASHA
Tell Lydie, too.
AGNES
Tell Lydie what?
NATASHA
About tonight. We’re setting up at seven, then Logan and Devin will get him from his office at, like, eight. And then they’re going to bring him to my house and we’ll drink and have fun and stuff.
AGNES
I’m not coming.
NATASHA
You know, you’re the only two who didn’t RSVP. We’re the only women in our year. We’re supposed to stick together and be supportive and like, lift each other up... onto stuff...
AGNES
Natasha. I’m-- I can’t do this. I feel like I’m going to faint, and I feel sick, and I can’t continue this conversation, and I’m sorry but I just. Don’t be alone with him.
NATASHA
Who? Decker?
AGNES
Don’t let him drink and don’t be alone with him.

Agnes continues down the block.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Why does everyone think being a woman makes it okay to be evil...
65

INT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - NIGHT

source 66

Agnes watches Olga paw at the taped-up thesis papers.

AGNES
Olga. Stop. Olga. No.

She checks the time: 7:22 pm.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I’m going out to get chocolate!!
LYDIE (O.S.)
Yum. Do you want me to come?
AGNES
I’m okay. Be back soon. Love you.
LYDIE (O.S.)
Love you.
66

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

source 67

Agnes passes a man on his porch. This is GAVIN, she doesn’t know him yet.

GAVIN
Hi.
AGNES
Hi.

Agnes turns back.

AGNES (CONT'D)
You’re my neighbor, right?
GAVIN
Uh, oh yeah, I live here.
AGNES
What’s your name?
GAVIN
Oh. Uh- Ga- Gavin.
AGNES
Gavin. Nice to meet you.
GAVIN
You too.
AGNES
I’m Agnes.
GAVIN
Lamb of God.
AGNES
What?
GAVIN
No. Nothing. All good. And how are you this fine evening?
AGNES
I’m okay. I was-- Do you have any like, stuff that makes a fire?
GAVIN
Oh! Matches?
AGNES
No, like the liquid? Is that a thing?
GAVIN
Oh. Lighter fluid!
AGNES
Yes. Do you have that?
GAVIN
Uh. Yeah. Why do you need it?
AGNES
My friends, we’re trying to make, like, um, hot dogs.
GAVIN
Oh. A hot dog sounds good.
AGNES
Yeah. Oh, sorry, we only bought two hot dogs. So.
GAVIN
No problem, I have dinner plans with my mother. That’s not true. I’m sorry, I just wanted to close myself off to the possibility of being rejected.
AGNES
No problem.
GAVIN
I’ll get the lighter fluid.
AGNES
Okay, thanks.
GAVIN
Do you wanna come inside while I look?
AGNES
Uh. No. Sorry. I-- Can I wait out here?
GAVIN
Yeah, definitely. Be back soon.

Agnes waits. Gavin emerges holding lighter fluid.

GAVIN (CONT'D)
This should do the trick.
AGNES
Great. Thanks.

She walks down the street, then turns back.

AGNES (CONT'D)
So what exactly... Do I just pour this on the thing I want to be on fire?
GAVIN
On the barbecue?
AGNES
Yes..
GAVIN
Uh. Yeah. I mean, don’t put to much of it in there.
AGNES
Okay.
GAVIN
Do you want my help?
AGNES
No. I’m okay. Thanks...
GAVIN
... Gavin.
AGNES
What?
GAVIN
I’m Gavin.
AGNES
Gavin. Yes. Definitely. Thanks.

Agnes walks down the street, away from her house.

GAVIN
DON’T YOU LIVE OVER THERE?
AGNES
Oh. Yes. Ha. Oops.

Gavin watches as Agnes head back.

67

INT. COTTAGE - NIGHT

source 68

Lydie reads Giovanni’s Room on the couch. She’s enrapt, and it’s making her horny.

LYDIE
Woof...........

She squirms a little on the couch, eyes glued to the page.

Agnes returns sooner than expected. Agnes puts the lighter fluid down on the coffee table.

LYDIE (CONT'D)
Why do you have that?
AGNES
I got it from the neighbor.
LYDIE
Why?
AGNES
It’s definitely not a good or normal train of thought.
LYDIE
That’s okay.
AGNES
I think I was gonna go light Decker’s office on fire.
LYDIE
...
AGNES
...
LYDIE
Okay.
AGNES
...
LYDIE
Do you still want to?
AGNES
I don’t know.

Lydie stands abruptly.

LYDIE
I’ll do it.
AGNES
That’s really nice but no.
LYDIE
Seriously, if you really want someone to light his office on fire, but you don’t want to do it yourself, I will do it.
AGNES
No, I don’t even want him to die.
LYDIE
Well, I do.
AGNES
No. I don’t want him to die.

Lydie sits back down.

LYDIE
If you change your mind...
AGNES
Thank you.
LYDIE
We can also burn something smaller. Like his hair or his pens or something.
AGNES
I’ll think about it.
LYDIE
Okay.
AGNES
I think we have to make hot dogs.
LYDIE
Why?
AGNES
I told the neighbor-- It’s like-- a whole big lie-- I’m stuck in a lie.

Lydie jumps up.

LYDIE
I’ll make hot dogs.
AGNES
Sorry...
LYDIE
No, I was gonna kill a man so this is, like, way easier. How do you make hot dogs?? What even is a hot dog?

Agnes leaves to go help.

CUT TO BLACK.
OVER BLACK:

The SHUFFLE of papers and the CREAKING of wood in a small courthouse. Then:

THE YEAR WITH THE QUESTIONS

68

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

source 69

The next year. Summer. The rows are packed with sixty other potential jurors. And Agnes is one of them. She taps her sneakers together, nervously. The CLERK (60s) leans into her microphone.

CLERK
So. Thank you. For being here. And completing your summons.
(MORE)
CLERK (CONT'D)
For those of you who haven’t done this, and don’t know what to expect, please come up and get a questionnaire, fill that out, and return it to us completed.

People shuffle towards the front of the room.

CLERK (CONT'D)
We have little pencils. If you need a little pencil.
69

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

source 70

Agnes scratches in the first few questionnaire answers.

Name: Agnes Ward

Age: 28

Gender: She hesitates on this one. She lightly checks the F, barely. Then she circles the space in between the F and the M. Then draws an arrow pointing from the F to the space.

Are you married? No

Are you in a relationship? No

She hesitates, then adds, I have a very important best friendship though.

She looks around self-consciously, then crosses out that last part.

70

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

source 71

The CLERK approaches her microphone, prompting Agnes to checks her Juror number again: 47.

PERSON
Juror 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 12, 25, 26, 30, 32, 39, 42, 43, and 59, you are dismissed. Thank you, you can go.

The dismissed jurors make their way out of the courthouse.

71

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

source 72

Agnes and eleven other potential jurors sit in the box. ELEANOR WINSTON (40s), the prosecutor, stands at the podium.

ELEANOR
And do you think, Mrs. Fuller, based on that definition, that you understand the meaning of “beyond a reasonable doubt”?
ANDREA FULLER (70s) nods.
ANDREA Yes.
ELEANOR
That for you to be convinced beyond “a shadow of a doubt”, you must have been there, and seen the crime with your own eyes.
ANDREA
Yes, I understand.
ELEANOR
Thank you, Mrs. Fuller.

Agnes claps. Everyone looks at her. She stops immediately.

AGNES
... So sorry.
ELEANOR
That’s fine. And do the rest of you feel you can accept and apply that idea, “beyond a reasonable doubt”, to this case?
ALL JURORS
Yes. / Mhm. / Yeah.

Eleanor turns to her next paper.

ELEANOR
How many of you have children?

Three people raise their hands. Eleanor consults her sheet.

ELEANOR (CONT'D)
Mr. Woguard. You raised your hand.
HECTOR WOGUARD (40s) sits in the front row.
HECTOR Yes.
ELEANOR
You have a child?
HECTOR
Two. Two kids, yep.
ELEANOR
What are their ages?
HECTOR
Ten and... uh, Soph just turned four.
ELEANOR
Are you proud to be a dad, Mr. Woguard?
HECTOR
Hands down the best part of my day, coming home to those two... Oh, and my wife, too.
ELEANOR
Have you ever left either of your children unattended, Mr. Woguard?
HECTOR
With no babysitter or anything?
ELEANOR
No babysitter.
HECTOR
Uh. No. Can’t even do a crossword in the park while she’s playing. Get too nervous she’ll fall off the monkey thingy, break her arm.
ELEANOR
I have a nine year old and I feel the same way.

Agnes looks up. A nine year old. Decker has a nine year old.

ELEANOR (CONT'D)
Say you and your child were in the park and she was on the monkey bars, and you turned your back for a few minutes, and then she ran over to you with a broken arm, what would you think happened?
HECTOR
That she fell off the monkey bars and broke her arm.
ELEANOR
Great. Yes, so that’s an example of circumstantial evidence. That’s what you can reasonably infer, based on the facts you have. Does this make sense, Mr. Woguard?
HECTOR
Yes.
ELEANOR
And, if instead, there had been another child there who came and told you he saw your daughter fall off the monkey bars, that would be direct testimony. Because someone witnessed it. Does everyone understand that difference, between circumstantial evidence and direct testimony?
ALL JURORS
Mhm. / Yes, I do. / Yeah.
ELEANOR
Michael Benton, the defendant in this case, is charged with the offense of manslaughter. The law defines that as the unlawful killing of another person without premeditation or so-called “malice aforethought”. Does this make sense to you, Mrs. Dover?
TRACEY DOVER (70s) sits up.
TRACEY Yes.
ELEANOR
Can each of you hold me to the burden of proving the defendant is guilty of manslaughter beyond a reasonable doubt, and to that burden only?
ALL JURORS
Mhm. / Yes. / Yes, ma’am.
ELEANOR
Good.

Eleanor turns to her next page.

72

INT. COURTHOUSE BACK ROOM - DAY

source 73

Andrea Fuller and Tracey Dover eat Sandy Pete-wrapped sandwiches. Other potential jurors eat in the background.

ANDREA
I heard... don’t tell anyone this...
TRACEY
Never.
ANDREA
I heard that he was drunk.
TRACEY
The guy?
ANDREA
The defendant.
TRACEY
Oh, gosh.
ANDREA
Intoxicated to the point of very drunk.
TRACEY
Oh wow.
ANDREA
And he took a call, he was talking on the phone to someone, I don’t know who--
TRACEY
Oh, gosh.
ANDREA
And wasn’t watching the kid--
TRACEY
Oh, dear.
ANDREA
The kid was three, only three--
TRACEY
Oh, gosh.
ANDREA
The kid was playing on the ice, but the dad wasn’t watching cause he was drunk and on the phone--
TRACEY
That’ll happen when you’re on the phone.
ANDREA
Hours go by.
TRACEY
They just fly by.
ANDREA
And the kid fell through the ice, a hole in the ice.
TRACEY
In February??
ANDREA
Last February was a cold winter.
TRACEY
That’s right, it was.
ANDREA
Mhm.
TRACEY
Did you hear anything else?
ANDREA
I heard that no one knows how long the kid was really down there for before the dad realized what had happened.
TRACEY
Oh, dear.
ANDREA
Sad.
TRACEY
So sad. Very sad.
ANDREA
Oh, that’s good.
TRACEY
What’s good?
ANDREA
The slaw.
TRACEY
Oh, I’ll grab some.
ANDREA
Have a bite of mine.
TRACEY
Oh, wow, that’s good slaw.
73

INT. COURTROOM - DAY

source 74

Summer rain now falls on the windows.

ELEANOR
Have any of you ever been victims of a crime?
KEVIN FABER (30s) raises his hand, as does Agnes, who then
puts it down immediately. ELEANOR looks at her paper.
ELEANOR (CONT'D)
Mr. Faber. What was the crime?
FABER
I was robbed. At gunpoint.
ELEANOR
Do you have reason to believe that experience would make you unable to serve as an impartial juror on this trial?
FABER
No.

Eleanor looks at her paper.

ELEANOR
Ms. Ward.

Agnes stands.

ELEANOR (CONT'D)
You can stay seated.

Agnes sits.

ELEANOR (CONT'D)
Did you raise your hand?
AGNES
What?
ELEANOR
When I asked who has been a victim of a crime, did you raise your hand?
AGNES
Oh-- No. I realized I shouldn’t share it, so.
ELEANOR
You’re unable to share the crime?

Agnes leans into the mic.

AGNES
Um.... It is, frankly, my worst nightmare to have to tell this whole room of strangers about the thing that happened to me. So that is the, uh, reasoning as to why I did not decide to continue having my hand raised. Thank you.
JUDGE
...
ELEANOR
Do you think the crime would make you unable to serve as an impartial juror on this case?
AGNES
That’s a really good question. And one I have been thinking about...
ELEANOR
Have you come to any conclusions?
AGNES
I think-- I would be better not being on the jury and maybe would do better fulfilling a different civic role.
ELEANOR
And what kind of civic role do you have in mind?
AGNES
So, thank you for asking, I am actually a professor. Part-time.
(MORE)
AGNES (CONT'D)
Hopefully soon full-time. Which is, teaching is, uh, important work. I think it’s important. I, uh, I work at Fairport.

Eleanor’s eyes flash with recognition.

JUDGE
Some would say that a teacher makes an ideal juror.
AGNES
Well, some would say anything.
JUDGE
Excuse me?
AGNES
Sustained.
JUDGE
No.
AGNES
Absolutely not, no.

The Judge reads from Agnes’ questionnaire.

JUDGE
On your questionnaire you wrote--
AGNES
Oh, I didn’t know we’d be reading those out loud--
JUDGE
“How would your friends describe you?” Smart, crossed out, then the word “Tall”.
AGNES
...
ELEANOR
If the crime you were a victim of makes you biased, we will dismiss you.
AGNES
Can I get in trouble for telling you?
ELEANOR
Why would you get in trouble if you were the victim?
AGNES
I don’t know. The law makes no sense. In my opinion.
JUDGE
...
AGNES
I haven’t said it out loud, actually, before.
ELEANOR
That’s okay. Did you go to the police?
AGNES
No, all I had was a button, also I don’t want him to go to jail.
ELEANOR
And why is that?
AGNES
Well. He has a kid.

Eleanor swallows.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I want him to stop being someone who does that, and if he went to jail, he’d just be a guy who does that, who is now in jail.
ELEANOR
Your honor, may I approach the bench?

The Judge nods. Eleanor whispers something to the Judge.

JUDGE
Agnes Ward, you are excused.
AGNES
Oh. Okay. Sorry. I’m sorry.
JUDGE
Clerk, you may call the next juror.

Agnes makes her way out, wiping sweat from her face. She leaves, the Clerk leans into her mic.

CLERK
Okay. Juror 4 will now be... Rex Haberman. Rex... there he is.
CUT TO BLACK.
OVER BLACK:

The SOUNDS of a bed moving.

THE YEAR WITH THE GOOD SANDWICH

74

INT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - NIGHT

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The next year. Fall. Gavin makes love? to Agnes. She looks at the ceiling. Then her dresser. She wishes Lydie was here.

He finishes, exhausted. He lies on her, breathing. She itches her nose.

AGNES
...
GAVIN
Did you have a good time?
AGNES
What?
GAVIN
Did you like the sex we just had?
AGNES
Oh, mhm.
GAVIN
Okay good. Thank you.
AGNES
Oh. Thank you, too.
75

INT. GRAD STUDENT CLASSROOM - DAY

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Agnes sits in an empty classroom, the same classroom we met Decker in. WALTER (70s) goes to close the door.

AGNES
Can you leave it open, please?
WALTER
Of course.

He sits, too.

WALTER (CONT'D)
Agnes, we’ve gotten incredibly positive feedback from the students in your discussion section about your part-time contribution to this University. From current faculty, former faculty, it’s just, all. glowing.
AGNES
Oh, former faculty...
WALTER
Yes. You’ve been called... Let’s see... “Helpful” “supportive” “extraordinary”.
AGNES
...
WALTER
We know there’s been talk about the open spot here, since the unfortunate passing of Professor Wilkinson.
AGNES
Yes, I’m so sorry about that.
WALTER
A true loss, yes, and ever since Preston left, we haven’t, well, we wanted to find the right fit for the program. And we are thrilled to finally offer you a full-time teaching position here at Fairport.
AGNES
Really??
WALTER
Yes. Yes, the department voted unanimously.
AGNES
Oh, wow. I accept!!
WALTER
Terrific. You’ll teach our introductory course The 20th Century Novel, which, you’ve led a few times and you’ll also create your own elective-- we would love for you to consider teaching a course on the art of the short story, since we all read your thesis and frankly found that fascinating.
AGNES
Oh...
WALTER
Or if there’s another course you’d rather teach though--
AGNES
No. No, I just--I haven’t looked at my thesis since I published it. But I will. I can, I can look through it and. I can create a syllabus for you to look at.
WALTER
Wonderful. We’re thrilled to have you.
76

INT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes gets up from bed, leaving Olga alone. Over this scene, we hear the phone call.

LYDIE (V.O.)
Agnes?? I have to tell you something... I think I’m in love!!!!
AGNES (V.O.)
WHATTTT?
LYDIE (V.O.)
And super, super gay, by the way. Like even gay-er than we thought.
AGNES (V.O.)
Wowwwwwwwww. With that person??
LYDIE (V.O.)
Fran. Yeahhhhh.
AGNES (V.O.)
Are you so happy being gay and in love?????
LYDIE (V.O.)
I am really, really happy being gay and in love :) You have to meet them...
AGNES (V.O.)
Yeah. I do. You deserve to be in love all the time forever, Lydie.
LYDIE
Thank you, Agnes.
AGNES
Uh, soooo, okay, I got the job.
77

EXT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

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Outside the window, Agnes takes a piece of her thesis off the window. There’s a faded marking “Excellent” on it, another says “Great”.

LYDIE (V.O.)
WHAT???
AGNES (V.O.)
I got the full-time position.
LYDIE (V.O.)
WHAAAAAAAAAA!!! AGNES!!!!
AGNES (V.O.)
It’s not as good as being in love, but...
LYDIE (V.O.)
Yes it is!! This is good!!

She pulls down another page, it’s page 17. She finds the red marker note she was looking for: “Extraordinary”.

LYDIE (V.O.)
Agnes!!!!
AGNES (V.O.)
Yes. No. It’s good.
LYDIE (V.O.)
You really, really earned this, Agnes.

Agnes, in the dark, wonders if she has.

78

INT. DECKER’S OFFICE - DAY

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SOPHIE (40s) walks Agnes to Decker’s former office. The label with his name has been, for the most part, scraped off.

SOPHIE
This is your office! We’ll get your name on the door soon...

Sophie opens the door, Agnes follows her in. It’s really empty.

SOPHIE (CONT'D)
Let me know if there’s anything you need, or if a lightbulb goes out, or something like that.
AGNES
Okay. Thanks, Sophie.

Sophie leaves. Agnes sits in the chair. She opens a drawer. Empty.

She scans some abandoned books. She picks up Winter in Time by Preston Decker. His sophomore novel.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Dumb thing to name a book.

She throws the book in a cabinet, closing the door quickly behind it.

79

INT. UNDERGRAD CLASSROOM - DAY

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Agnes teaches Lolita to a room of sixteen students, including THOMAS, who reads a passage aloud.

THOMAS
“and it struck me, as my automaton knees went up and down, that I simply did not know a thing about my darling’s mind and that quite possibly, behind the awful juvenile clichés, there was in her a garden and a twilight, and a palace gate - dim and adorable regions which happened to be lucidly and absolutely forbidden to me, in my polluted rags and miserable convulsions; for I--”
JEREMY
Professor Ward.
AGNES
Yes.
JEREMY
I’m sorry but I personally found this book really disgusting.
AGNES
Well, Jeremy, there is a world in which that is... a relief to hear. How did you find the writing itself?
JEREMY
That’s the thing is I felt pissed off because I really hated the stuff happening, but I really liked sort of the stuff he was saying. So I was pissed.
AGNES
Was anyone else feeling that way, caught between the form, the presentation itself, and the content of that presentation--
THOMAS
Uhhh... Professor? That lady is back. Looking through the little window thing on the door.

Agnes looks, it’s Natasha. Upon being spotted, Natasha wipes a non-existent smudge off the window.

AGNES
She is persistent... Much like, uh, Humbert’s desire to... freeze Lolita in time...
JEREMY
Nice...
80

INT. DECKER’S OFFICE, NOW AGNES’ OFFICE - DAY

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Agnes reads a student’s paper. Natasha BURSTS in.

NATASHA
So.
AGNES
Hi.
NATASHA
Here we are.
AGNES
Okay.
NATASHA
Lydie got engaged.
AGNES
Yeah!
NATASHA
When’s the wedding?
AGNES
Uh, in the summer!
NATASHA
Do you like Fran?
AGNES
Uh, yeah. Fran is nice. Reserved, kind of. Really tall.
NATASHA
Like you.
AGNES
I guess.
NATASHA
She didn’t invite me, you know. To the wedding.
AGNES
It’s a small thing.
NATASHA
Did you tell her not to invite me?
AGNES
No.
NATASHA
I like gay people!
AGNES
...

Natasha surveys the office dramatically.

NATASHA
Hm! Big!
AGNES
You’ve been here before.
NATASHA
HA HA!
AGNES
What is happening...

Natasha plops down in the chair facing Agnes.

NATASHA
You got the job.
AGNES
Yes.
NATASHA
I wanted the job.
AGNES
Okay...
NATASHA
... Do you feel bad at all?
AGNES
Yes, but for other reasons, not because of this.
NATASHA
I feel like-- Sorry, are you in the middle of something or??

Agnes puts down her pen.

NATASHA (CONT'D)
I feel like, you don’t understand like... how... I really wanted the job.
AGNES
I do understand, I think. I’m sorry. It’s just--I wanted the job too.
NATASHA
...
AGNES
...
NATASHA
Just because everything comes easy to you doesn’t mean you have to take stuff from people who things don’t come easy to.
AGNES
Things don’t come easy to me.
NATASHA
Yes, they do. Everyone likes you. You’re smart. You’re hot.
AGNES
Thank you.
NATASHA
No. It’s not like that.
AGNES
Okay.
NATASHA
Lydie likes you, Logan likes you, Devin likes you, Decker likes you.
AGNES
... Well, you don’t like me.
NATASHA
(comforted)
That’s true.
AGNES
I think, looking back at it, maybe Decker actually hated me.
NATASHA
HA. Yeah. Okay. You were his, like, chosen one. That’s fucking insane to say that, that he doesn’t like you.
AGNES
When you like someone, or I-- when you respect someone, you just-- some ways people treat you are one way, respectful and like you are a person, who lives and breathes and whose ideas you’re interested in, who thinks for them self, and then some ways you treat people are another way and bad and not like that.
NATASHA
...
AGNES
...
NATASHA
What?
AGNES
I don’t know.
NATASHA
Alright, well, I fucked him, and even then, he still didn’t even take the time to give me in-person notes on my thesis.
AGNES
You fucked him?
NATASHA
Yeah.

FLASH TO INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

Agnes’ imagination: Decker FUCKS Natasha intensely, consensually, messily, drunkenly on red sheets. Natasha MOANS loudly, for no reason. It’s violent and detached and loud.

81

INT. DECKER’S OFFICE, NOW AGNES’ OFFICE - DAY

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AGNES
Did you want that?
NATASHA
Want what?
AGNES
Was it on purpose?
NATASHA
Yes, it was on purpose.
AGNES
...
NATASHA
Oh shit.
AGNES
What?
NATASHA
Are you jealous?
AGNES
No. I’m not, Natasha.
NATASHA
Okay. Well it seems like--
AGNES
I was just making sure you wanted to fuck him, and that when you fucked him you decided to do that.
NATASHA
Yeah, I mean, he’s hot. I was drunk, and I think he was drunk, but yeah, we definitely had like, at least five-minute sex. It was just okay. I’ve had better.
82

INT. CAR - DAY

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Agnes drives home. Sunset light shines in her eyes. Oh no, she can’t breathe, it’s a panic attack... She pulls off the road into the Sandy Pete’s parking lot.

She jolts her car to stop. She leans over, heaving. She clenches her eyes shut, her eyes cry.

A KNOCK at the car window interrupts her.

MALE VOICE (O.S.)
You can’t park here, parking for Sandy Pete customers only--

Agnes looks up. It’s Pete, but she hasn’t met him yet.

PETE
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Sorry I yelled at you. Okay. No, it’s okay. My kid Hank gets these breathing attacks too, real bad sometimes. He’s an asshole. Not cause of this but for other reasons. Obsessed with guns. I keep telling him, just a piece of metal, he still likes them--

Agnes heaves.

PETE (CONT'D)
Sorry, no, you’re okay. It’s okay. I work over there.

He points to the Sandy Pete sign.

PETE (CONT'D)
I’m Pete! I know you’re scared, but you’re off the road, you’re in your car, you’re okay right now... I’m gonna breathe and then you breathe too, okay? Okay. In, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Agnes tries to join him.

PETE (CONT'D)
Out, 2, 3, 4, 5. In, 2, 3, 4, 5. Out, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Agnes does a little better.

PETE (CONT'D)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Out, 2, 3, 4, 5. I’ll be honest, I don’t really ever breathe like that. Feels good. How you doing?

Agnes breathes again, shakily.

PETE (CONT'D)
Good job. What’s your name?

Agnes tries to speak, she can’t.

PETE (CONT'D)
Is it Claire?

Agnes shakes her head.

PETE (CONT'D)
Okay good. I hate that name. If you’re gonna spend all the money and time on raising a kid, Claire? The best you can do? Oh! You want a sandwich?
83

EXT. SANDY PETE’S SANDWICH SHOP - DAY

source 84

Agnes and Pete eat sandwiches on a parking block.

PETE
I wanted to get tables here, so people weren’t, you know, sitting on the ground, the sandwich is good, you shouldn’t eat a good sandwich on the ground, where the pigeons shit, but they said, “You share the parking lot with the dump so you have to ask the guys at the dump,” no fucking way I’m asking the guys at the dump. They’re assholes. One of ‘em does weight training, no one needs to know how to lift 250 pounds. For what? You need to carry a car in an emergency? I don’t think so. If something’s happening, like an avalanche or something, all you need to do is grab a can of beans, and that’s like one pound.
AGNES
This is good.
PETE
Yeah, it’s good. Of course it’s good. You don’t get to have a sandwich shop if you don’t make a good sandwich.
AGNES
Spicy.
PETE
Calabrian chili. Expensive.
AGNES
Agnes.
PETE
Huh?
AGNES
Not Claire. Agnes.
PETE
Agnes?
AGNES
Yeah.
PETE
... Eh.
AGNES
Woah, you sound like the mean guys from the dump.
PETE
I resent that, the guys from the dump are assholes. I’m honest, not an asshole.
AGNES
You have a son?
PETE
He’s an asshole. Hank.
AGNES
Hank is...
PETE
You don’t have to tell me, trust me, I regret naming him that. Sounds too much like the word “Honk”. You have kids?
AGNES
No.
PETE
You want em?
AGNES
I can’t really imagine myself old.
PETE
You think I imagined myself like that? No, believe it or not I didn’t think I’d end up looking like a yam with a mouth on it. But here we are. It’ll happen to you, and you won’t know what hit you.
AGNES
So you don’t think it’s, like, a secret sign from the devil that I’m going to die soon?
PETE
Agnes, listen-- Jeez, is that really a name, hard to believe--
AGNES
Agnes Ward. That’s my name. It’s my name, so--
PETE
Alright, alright. The devil isn’t handing out secret signs left and right to Agnes Ward that she’s going to die. I’m sorry but the devil has better things to worry about. War... Glaciers melting... In the... you know...
AGNES
Something pretty bad happened to me, so. That’s probably why. I’m acting weird.
PETE
How bad?
AGNES
Uh... I guess really bad.
PETE
You don’t think it’s bad?
AGNES
No. I know it’s bad, but mainly because whenever I tell anyone they look really scared for me. And then sometimes I feel bad when I think about it, because I remember moments of it, and I can feel, in my body, that it’s really bad. But I also sometimes don’t think about it. Which is weird. And I feel guilty when I don’t think about it. I don’t know.
PETE
Did it just happen? Is that why you were huffing and puffing--
AGNES
No. It was three, a little more than three years ago.
PETE
That’s not that much time. It’s a lot of time but not that much time, too.
AGNES
Yeah.
PETE
Are you okay, in your house?
AGNES
I have a cat.
PETE
That’s good. People think cats don’t have feelings like dogs but they do. But, if the cat doesn’t work, and you need to take someone out, my son Hank has a gun--
AGNES
Okay. I’ll let you know.
PETE
Do you want to tell me about it?
AGNES
Not really.
PETE
Okay.
AGNES
I don’t know why I brought it up.
PETE
That’s okay.
AGNES
...
PETE
I don’t have any, you know, psychiatrist wording or degree about it or anything, but if you ever need a sandwich, I am really good at those.
AGNES
Thanks.
PETE
Really.
AGNES
Okay.
PETE
I have so many sandwiches.
AGNES
Thanks.

They each take a bite.

PETE
You like the olive in there?
AGNES
Oh. Yeah, I guess.
PETE
You’re not even paying attention to what you’re eating-- Agnes, that’s olive. Not that many people would think of putting olive in that kind of sandwich. That’s why people come here.
84

INT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Olga deposits something on the sheet while Agnes sleeps.

AGNES
Olga. Go to sleep.

Agnes opens her eyes, and sees a little mound on her bed.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Oh my god, Olga, did you shit in my bed???

She flips a lamp on only to discover it is not shit, but a HALF-DEAD BLOODY MOUSE on her bed.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Olga, what the fuck...

The mouse jolts its head. Its head is almost severed, but is holding on.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck-- if you wanted to kill it you should have just killed it--

Agnes pulls open her bedside table and grabs Decker’s Winter in Time. Using her bedside glass of water, she slides the convulsing mouse onto the book. She looks at it.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I’m so sorry.

The mouse screams.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I’m so sorry. But you’re dying. I’m so sorry.

She runs to the closet and pulls out the paper bag with her boots in it. She lets her boots fall out and runs back to her dying mouse. She slides it inside the bag.

AGNES (CONT'D)
(whispered)
I’m sorry.

She holds up Winter in Time, and SLAMS it down on the paper bag. It’s still... Then, a TWITCH.

Agnes SLAMS the book down again. The bag is still. She waits. It’s over. Decker’s picture, on the back of his book, is lightly coated in red.

OLGA
...
85

EXT. COTTAGE - NIGHT

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Agnes, sneakers on, runs towards Gavin’s house, his lights are on.

AGNES
GAVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin appears at the door and swings it open.

GAVIN
Agnes! Are you okay? Your face is all red--

Agnes faces him with her eyes full of tears.

AGNES
Will you come fuck me?
86

INT. AGNES’ BEDROOM - NIGHT

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Gavin thrusts into Agnes, burying his face in a pillow next to her. She smells his hair. He moans.

Agnes pushes him off and mounts him. He FINISHES within seconds. She continues to THRUST against him aggressively.

After a few intense, hunched moments, she FINISHES, for the first time in a long time.

87

INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT

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Agnes lies in the bathtub. Gavin walks in.

AGNES
Oh. Hey.
GAVIN
Can I pee?
AGNES
Oh. Yeah. Definitely.

Gavin considers standing to pee, then realizes Agnes’ face is right there, so he sits to pee.

GAVIN
Can I get in?
AGNES
Oh. In the bath?
GAVIN
Yeah.
AGNES
Uh- Yeah. Sure.

Agnes tries to make space for him in the small bathtub. He holds his penis self-consciously.

AGNES (CONT'D)
You don’t have to hide it.
GAVIN
I-- It’s small right now.
AGNES
Men are so weird.
GAVIN
Thank you.

He sits down, they barely fit.

GAVIN (CONT'D)
Ah. That’s nice. Good temperature.
AGNES
Thanks.
GAVIN
I’m embarrassed I was hiding my dick.
AGNES
That’s okay. I put my hair over my boobs.
GAVIN
Oh. Yeah.

They sit there for a bit.

AGNES
The bathtub is kinda small.
GAVIN
This bathtub? Noooo. No. It’s good.
AGNES
...
GAVIN
What if I sat behind you?
AGNES
Why?
GAVIN
So I could, so it was like a hug.
AGNES
... Okay.

Gavin stands up, letting his penis breathe... so to speak...

AGNES (CONT'D)
Wait. Can I look at it?
GAVIN
My dick?
AGNES
Yeah.

Gavin turns towards her. Agnes stares at it.

AGNES (CONT'D)
I’ve never really seen one as soft as this.
GAVIN
Okay, that... I think, that just gave me nightmares for the next decade.
AGNES
No. I mean, you don’t get to see them like this that much.

She looks.

AGNES (CONT'D)
They’re better like this.
GAVIN
...
AGNES
Okay. Done.

Gavin sits, and wraps her in a timid but real hug.

GAVIN
Do you think you want the stuff that everyone has?
AGNES
What do you mean?
GAVIN
Like family or whatever, I don’t know.
AGNES
Do you want that stuff?
GAVIN
With you?
AGNES
No. No, I mean, okay, well, it was your question--
GAVIN
Yeah. I want that stuff.
AGNES
Nice.
GAVIN
Do you?
AGNES
Uh... Probably only to keep Lydie nearby... but I don’t see it.
GAVIN
See it where?
AGNES
In my head. I don’t see myself older or anything. Having a kid. I don’t see myself.
GAVIN
You’d be a great mom.
AGNES
What? Why?
GAVIN
You’re very nice.
AGNES
I’m not that nice...
GAVIN
...
AGNES
....
GAVIN
People always say they don’t want a kid, but then things change. What you want and stuff, I think it changes.

Agnes is sad, that’s not what she meant. Behind her, Gavin sighs, enjoying the temperature.

AGNES
Too cold.
GAVIN
I think it’s nice.

Agnes reaches for the faucet and twists it on.

CUT TO BLACK.
OVER BLACK:

The RUMBLE of a car down a gravel road.

THE YEAR WITH THE BABY

88

EXT. COTTAGE - DAY

source 89

The present. Beginning of spring. Agnes, in her boots, waves as Lydie’s car pulls up to the house.

AGNES
HI!!!!!!

Lydie rushes out of her car.

LYDIE
HI!!!!
AGNES
I missed you!!!!!
LYDIE
I missed you, too!!
AGNES
(whispered)
Is the baby here??
LYDIE
The baby is here!!

FRAN, Lydie’s partner, gets out of the car.

FRAN
Hi, Agnes!!
AGNES
Hello, Fran!! Remember the...

Agnes mimes “birth”.

FRAN
Yeah.
AGNES
Big day.
FRAN
Definitely.
LYDIE
You could have stayed after!!
AGNES
Oh! I know! I know. I just, I had to get home, so. Sorry I left so fast.
LYDIE
No! No. I was so happy you were there for the night even.
AGNES
The drive was actually easy, I just closed my eyes the whole time.
LYDIE
Don’t tell me that. Are you glad you came??
AGNES
So so so so so so glad. And now I know what an exploding vagina looks like.
LYDIE
And I told you that you weren’t going to run into anyone who lives upstate at a hospital in Brooklyn.
AGNES
And you were right!
(whispered)
So be honest, do you like her?
LYDIE
The baby?
AGNES
Yeah.
LYDIE
Yeah, I like my baby.
AGNES
Ok good. And you still like me right?
LYDIE
Yeah, Agnes, I love you both.
AGNES
Cool... And does she like the book?
LYDIE
You know what, I don’t think she’ll be ready to read Kafka for a few years but it’s on her bookshelf.
AGNES
It’s good for kids, it’s a novella, so it’s short, and it’s about a bug, which, kids like bugs...
FRAN
Lydie, will you get the baby--
LYDIE
Oh, yep.

Lydie runs to the backseat and pulls out JANE, her baby.

AGNES
Wowww. She has more of a face now!
LYDIE
She does. This is Jane.
AGNES
Little freaky baby Janie!!
FRAN
Not Janie. Jane.

Agnes fumbles into a slight curtsy.

AGNES
Hello. Nice to see you.

Jane’s bored face crinkles into a cry.

LYDIE
Oo.
AGNES
Hm....
LYDIE
That’s okay.
AGNES
Alright.

Lydie pushes inside as Fran gets the bags from the trunk.

FRAN
That happens a lot.
AGNES
Really?
LYDIE
Well, yeah. Kind of.
AGNES
Is it my face?
FRAN
...
LYDIE
...
AGNES
Hello? Is it my face?
LYDIE
It’s not not your face.
89

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

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Agnes, with Olga nearby, pours lots of coffee into a thermos. Lydie and Fran walk in, holding an annoyed Jane.

AGNES
Lighthouse dayyyy!!
LYDIE
Lighthouse day!!!!
AGNES
Fran!
FRAN
Mhm.

Fran deposits Jane in her crib.

AGNES
Fran, lighthouse day!!!!
FRAN
Lighthouse day...
AGNES
Janie. Janie, lighthouse day!!!
JANE
(not having it)
...
FRAN
She didn’t sleep super well...
LYDIE
We’re so fucking tired honestly.
FRAN
Yeah, I don’t know if she’s up for a big thing...
AGNES
The baby?? She’s just a baby, she can do whatever.
FRAN
Not really but you guys go, I’ll stay here.
AGNES
Oh... really? Okay!...
FRAN
Yeah, it’s fine--
LYDIE
But I wanted you to see it...
AGNES
We can take a picture...?
FRAN
All good, I’ll see it another time.
AGNES
... No. No, that’s--... You two go.
FRAN
No, no, someone’s gotta watch Jane.

Agnes stands up straight, energy of receiving medal of honor.

AGNES
... I’ll do it.
LYDIE
Really???
FRAN
Uh, Jane is actually very particular--
AGNES
I... will do it.
LYDIE
Agnes!! Thank you!! Oh my god, Fran, we’re free!!
FRAN
Uh, I don’t know--
AGNES
No, Fran, the lighthouse is very romantic. So you should be alone. Make another baby or whatever.
LYDIE
Yay!! Twenty minutes, that’s it.
AGNES
One question what if she kills me?

Fran, panicked, looks at Lydie.

LYDIE
She’s not going to kill you.
FRAN
Don’t drop her.
AGNES
I won’t drop her.
FRAN
Okay...
LYDIE
Okay!!

Lydie grabs the thermos, kisses Agnes on the cheek and leaves with Fran, who mumbles in protest. Agnes looks at Jane...

AGNES
... Wait! Lydie!!

Lydie comes back in, alone this time.

AGNES (CONT'D)
What do I say to her??
LYDIE
Babe, you don’t have to say anything. Twenty minutes.

Agnes looks out the window, as she did with the sandwich guys, and watches Lydie (and Fran) get smaller.

Lydie laughs at something Fran said, then reaches for Fran’s hand. The couple glows, weightless without the baby, weightless without Agnes.

Then, Agnes looks at Jane. Jane stares back.

AGNES
I’m not going to kill you.
JANE
...
AGNES
I wouldn’t do that. I’m afraid to even pick you up, so. I’m not going to kill you. So you don’t have to cry. Is what I mean.
JANE
...
AGNES
Pretty weird you’re going to be a person someday.
JANE
...
AGNES
No offense, but you look insane right now. Skin and just a small amount of hair. Don’t worry. It won’t be like that in a little.

Agnes goes to pick Jane up.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Is this okay, or...

Agnes picks her up, sits her down on her lap. Done with that.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Alright.

She puts Jane back in the crib. Jane’s lip begins to tremble.

AGNES (CONT'D)
Okay. Fine. Okay, okay, don’t do that freaky thing with your mouth.

She picks Jane up again, and studies her face.

AGNES (CONT'D)
You’re so weird looking.
JANE
...
AGNES
When you’re a grown up, you can tell me whatever. Seriously like, if you’ve had a thought and you’re like “that’s a bad thought” I’ve probably had that same thought but ten times worse. So. You can tell me, I’ll never be scared by that.
JANE
...
AGNES
Whatever it is, like if someone does something bad to you. If someone says something scary. If you want to kill yourself.
(MORE)
AGNES (CONT'D)
With like a pencil, or a knife, or whatever. You can just tell me. Because I won’t tell you you’re scaring me. I’ll just say, “Yeah I know, I think it’s just like that sometimes.”
JANE
...
AGNES
I’m sorry. That bad things are going to happen to you.
JANE
...
AGNES
I hope they don’t. If I can ever stop anything from being bad, let me know. But sometimes bad stuff happens. That’s why I feel bad for you. In a way.
JANE
...
AGNES
That you’re alive and you don’t know that yet.
JANE
...
AGNES
But let me know, if there’s anything I can do. Like listen or get you a sandwich or something.
JANE
...
AGNES
It’s weird cause you don’t love me yet and I don’t love you yet.
JANE
...
AGNES
I never wanted to have a little thing like you. I feel like maybe at one point I would have thought about it.
(MORE)
AGNES (CONT'D)
But I don’t think it makes sense now. No offense, obviously.
JANE
...
AGNES
But I can still listen and not be scared. So that is good. Or, uh, that’s something, at least.

Outside, a cloud goes by.

CUT TO BLACK.

THE END.