"SCREAM 2" (1997)

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OPEN

SCREAM 2

by

Kevin Williamson

FADEIN:

2

EXT.MOVIETHEATRE–NIGHT

Anold preservedmovietheatre.Thekindonlyfoundinasmall town.Verypicturesque.Themarqueeinfrontreads:

"SNEAKPREVIEWTONIGHT 'STAB' RatedR"

Aline hasformedaroundtheblock,GUYSandGIRLS– mostly collegeage.

CLOSEona girl,MAUREEN,nomorethan18. Afriendlyfacewith innocenteyes.Shestandsinlinewithher boyfriendPHIL,same age.A handsomecounterpart.

MAUREEN
Ihatescarymovies.
PHIL
It'llbeokay,baby,I'llholdyour hand.
MAUREEN
Ifwe hurry,wecanstillcatchthe Sandra Bullockmovie.
PHIL
Wegotfree tickets.

Hepullsher close,snugglingwithher.

MaureenandPhilreachthebox office,presentingtheirtickets.

Theypassthroughthefrontdoorswherean USHERstandsrandomly

one.Philtakesone.

MAUREEN
What'sthat?
USHER
Thestudiosentthem.
3

INT.THEATRE–A MINUTELATER

enter,movingdowntheaislesearchingfortwoseats.AYOUNGGIRL SCREAMS,whizzingbythemasa GHOSTMASKEDGUYchasesafterher. ThecrowdLAUGHS.Everyoneishavingfun.

MaureenandPhilfindaisleseatsdowntowardsthescreenjustas thelightsDIM.PeopleFAKESCREAMinterror.A verylivelycrowd.

ONSCREEN

by...

"AROBERTRODRIGUEZFILM"

INTHE THEATRE

Maureenturnstofinda GHOSTMASKinher face.Philhasslipped iton.

MAUREEN
Idon'tthinkso.

Philgetsin herface,playingwithher.Sheswatshim.

MAUREEN
Takeitoff.
PHIL
But...
MAUREEN
Now.

Heobliges.

ONSCREEN

Morecredits.

"BASEDONTHEBOOK "THEWOODSBOROMURDERS"BYGALEWEATHERS"

Maureenlooksbehindher,towardtherestofthe audience.Asea ofwhiteghostfacesfillthe theatre.Thepublicitymasks actuallyglowinthedark.A chillingsightthatleavesMaureen extremelyspooked.

ONSCREEN

Themoviebegins.Ahousein themiddleof nowhere.Lightsburn fromwithin.

Insidethehouse,aYOUNGGIRL,AliciaSilverstonishistakinga shower.Thewatercascadesoverhernubilebody.Suddenly,a FIGUREisglimpsedthroughthecurtain.It'sallveryPSYCHO.

MAUREEN
Nowwhydoesshe havetobe naked?How doesthatservetheplot?
PHIL
Sssshhh.

ONSCREEN

ThephoneRINGS.Theyounggirlpullsthe showercurtainasideto revealarobehung ona hook.Shegrabsit,runningfromthe bathroom,intothelivingroom,grabbingthephone.

GIRL
Hello?

AmenacingVOICEresponds.

VOICE Hello?

GIRL
Whoisthis?

VOICE Youtellme.

INTHE THEATRE

Maureenisnothavinga goodtime.She'salreadyspooked.

MAUREEN
Ihatethis shit.
ON SCREEN
Thephoneringsagain.

VOICE Whydidyou hangupon me?

GIRL
Whoisthis?

INTHE THEATRE

Maureenshiftsinherseat.

MAUREEN
Whydoesn'tshejusthangup andcallthe police?Stupid..
PHIL
Shush.
MAUREEN
I'mgonnapee.Youwant anything?

Henods.Maureenstandsandmovesup theaisle.

4

INT.LOBBY– SECONDSLATER

darkandshadowed.Shemovesdowna longhallwaytoa staircase.A "BATHROOM"signwithanarrowpointsdownstairs.

Maureenhitsthestairsto...

5

INT.BASEMENTLOUNGE–SAME

Asmallloungeleadsto twobathroomdoors.Verylowlighting. Maureendescendsthestairs,headingforthe...

6

INT.GIRL'SRESTROOM–SAME

Alargebathroom.Fivestallslineonewall.The doorCREAKSopen. Maureenentersandshootsforastall.

INSIDETHESTALL– MOMENTSLATER

Maureenfinishesup,fasteningherpants.Suddenly,thebathroom

heavy.

Maureeneyesthecrackinthe stalldoor.Notmuchis visible. Suddenly,aSHADOWsweepsby.Thefootstepsstop.

Maureenfinishesupquickly.Sheflushes,throwsthestalldoor openandrushesoutto find...

THEBATHROOMEMPTY.

Thestalldoorsareall closed.Maureenshootsforthedoor.She ripsthedooropen asa FIGURErushesher...

AYOUNGGIRL followedbyherFRIEND,bothperkyandloud.They hurlpastMaureen,LAUGHINGandcarryingon.

GIRL #l Igot soscaredmybladderrolled.

GIRL #2 Youchickenshit.It'sjusta movie.

GIRL #l No,itreallyhappened.It'satrue story.

Maureenisoutthe door.Nowthoroughlyspooked.

7

INT.BASEMENTLOBBY–SAME

Alone,Maureenmovesforthestairswhena FIGUREemergesfromthe shadows.AGHOSTMASKEDSHAPEappearingbehindher...

LUNGINGFORHER,grabbingher,spinningheraround.SheSCREAMS MADLYasthe GhoststartsLAUGHING.Themaskcomesoff.It'sPhil.

MAUREEN
Youass.
PHIL
I'msorry,I'msorrybutI hadto. Itwas tooeasy.
MAUREEN
Youareso notfunny.

Philtakesherin hisarms.

PHIL
Comeon,baby.Lightenupa little,will ya?
MAUREEN
Iget scaredreallyeasy,okay.
PHIL
Yougottagowith it.Scarymoviesare greatforeplay.

He'ssincere.Heleansdownandplantsa kisson her.Shecaves, kissinghimback.Sweetandsensual.

MAUREEN
Ijusthave ahardtime withinsipid, sexistviolence.
PHIL
(nibblingherneck)
WecanstillSandraBullockit.
MAUREEN
(nibblingback)

kissesheragain,thenbreaksaway.

PHIL.
Yeah?Okay.Igottawhizz.Meetme upstairs?
MAUREEN
Wantsomepopcorn?
PHIL
Butter.

Maureenmovesupthestairsoutof sight.Philturns,reachingfor thebathroomdoorjustasa...

GHOSTMASKEDFIGUREappearsinhispath.Philstepsback, surprised.Suddenly,aflashofsilvershootsforthasPhilis piercedwithalongsharpknife.Quickand silent.Hebelliesover justasthe GhostShapestrikesagain.Philgoesdownwithouta scream.

CUTTO:
8

INT.LOBBY– SECONDSLATER

Maureenisatthe concession.AGIRLatthecounterhandsher changeandMaureenisoffwith sodaanda tubof popcorn.

9

INT.DARKTHEATER–SECONDSLATER

SCREAMSandGASPSfromtheaudienceasthe movieplayson.

ONSCREEN

Apatiochaircomesflyingthrougha glassdoor.Theyounggirlin themovietearsoffrunning,SCREAMING,flyingthroughtheroom.

INTHE THEATER

Thecrowdis reallywiththemovie.Someeventalkto thescreen. "Youdumbbitch.Getout ofthehouse."etc.

Maureenmakesherwaybackto heraisleseat.Shesits downnext to...

PHIL

Whositswiththe maskon.The reflectionfromthemoviebouncing againstitinthe darkness.

MAUREEN
Giveitup.

Shesitsdown,withthe popcorn.

MAUREEN
HowmanystabsdidI miss?

ONSCREEN

Theyounggirlslipsout asidedoor,completelyterrified.Inher hand,sheholdsa portablephone.

INTHE THEATER

MaureenoffersPhilpopcorn.

MAUREEN
Whydoesn'tsherun?

Philturnstoher, bringinghisfingertohismaskedlips, SSSHHINGher.

ONSCREEN

Theyounggirlrunsby a window.Shelooksin.A GHOSTMASKED

attackingher.Shefightshimoff,gettingaway,running...

INTHE THEATER

detachherselffromthemovie.Sheeatsherpopcorn.

MAUREEN
Thisisso tired.

SheturnsherattentiontoPhil.

MAUREEN
Hey,you...pastyface...

Philignoresher.Shereachesoverinthe darknessputtingher handonhis knee.Sheinchesitup. TheGhost-maskedPhiljust staresahead.

MAUREEN
Whatsathematter?Can'tIgetyour ghost?

ONSCREEN

Theyounggirlis runningthroughtheyard.TheGhostKilleris rightbehindher,chasingher...sheSCREAMS...

INTHE THEATER

Maureenpretendstowatchthemoviewhileherhandcontinuesto movebetweenPhil'slegs.Shestaresahead,WINCINGatwhat's abouttohappento thegirlon screen.

Shedoesn'tnoticeasPhilpullsa longsharphuntingknifefrom insidehiscoatjacket.Maureen'shandmovesupPhil'sjacket... somethingstopsher.Shefeelssomethingonherfingers... somethingwet.Shepullsherhandback,thereflectedmovie illuminatingbloodyfingers.

Maureenstaresatherhand...

ONSCREEN

TheGhostadvancesontheyounggirl,grabbingher,pullingherto him,raisinghighalong,huntingknife.Theyounggirlis helpless...

INTHE THEATER

MaureenlooksatPhil,confused...asifseeingforthefirst time...IT'SNOTPHIL.Shepullsawaywhen,the Ghost-masked

Figuregrabsherwithonehand,the otheroneclutchingthe huntingknife.

Maureenseesit,hermouthbillowingforthaLOUDSCREAMthatis matchedbytheentireaudienceastheySCREAMat thescreen.

ONSCREAM

Theyounggirlis stabbedintheheart.

INTHE THEATER

Maureenishelpless.Theknifecomesfastandfurious,striking herin thestomach.Shefallsforward,intotheaisleas...

ONSCREEN

Theyounggirl,clutchingherbloodychest...dragsherself, crawlingacrosswetgrass...thekillerbehindher...raisinghis knifeagain.

INTHE THEATER

PopcornfliesasMaureenfallsforward,intotheaisle,clutching herbloodystomach.She'sspeechless,unabletoSCREAM.Sheholds herbloodyhandoutfor allto see,beggingforhelp.Shestumbles downtheaisle.

SomeoneYELLS"Sitdown."MaureenturnstoseveralPEOPLEwho begintoreact.Sheturnsbehindher toseethe GhostFacecoming ather again...kniferaised.

ONSCREEN

Theyounggirlis slashedagain.

INTHE THEATER

TheknifeslicesintoMaureenagain...thenagain.Thetheatre audienceisstartingtotakenoteas theGhostkeepsslashingat herrepeatedlywiththeknife.Ahorrifying,sickeningsight.

Maureenstumblesforward,herbloodybodymovingdowntothefront ofthe theater.Suddenly,theentireaudiencebegins...

APPLAUDANDCHEER

Maureen,swayingfromsidetoside,turnstothe crowdandemitsa HORRENDOUSBLOODCURDLINGSCREAMas...

ONSCREEN

Theyounggirlletsout anenormousEARSCREECHINGSCREAMthat mirrorsMaureen'sasthekillerattacksonelasttime,stabbing her,silencingherforever.

INTHE THEATER

TheGhostslashesoutonelast time,directandfierce.Maureen fallsbackagainstthemoviescreen...verymuchdead.Herarms flailacrossthescreen...smearingbloodoverthewidescreen imageofthe GHOSTMASK.

SMASHCUTTO
BLACK

TITLECARD

"SCREAM2"

FADEIN:

10

INT.DORMROOM– MORNING

Atypicalcollegedormroom.Industrialstrengthfurniture. There'stwoofeverything.

ARINGINGphonestirsa YOUNGGIRLinbed, asleepunderamoundof blanketsandpillows.Thegirlstartstoriseas thephoneis answered.AVOICEisheard.Brassandsassy.

VOICE(O.S.) Hello...uh-huh...Whoisthis?Well,we identifyourselvesaroundhere.No,you can't.Uh-huh...yeah,right...

Thegirlrollsout ofbed,her hairfallsawaytorevealher face –It's SIDNEYPRESCOTT.Twoyearsolderhasbroughtamaturityto thisbeautifulyoungwoman.Herfacepossesasurvivor'sedge. Strongerandmoredetermined,sheappearstohaveweatheredthe storm.

SIDNEY
Igot it.

Shestandsandmovesto...

HALLIE

atmost.Brazen.Fun.Fullof life.Shehandsthephoneto Sidney.

HALLIE
Knockyourselfout.
SIDNEY
Hello?
(silence)
Hello?

VOICE HelloSidney.

AVOICEspitsout ofthe phone.Deepandhaunting.Sidneydoesn't flinch.

SIDNEY
Yes?

VOICE What'syourfavoritescarymovie?

SIDNEY
Whoisthis?

VOICE Youtellme.

Sidneygrabsasmalldevicehookedtothe phone.Shetakesa look atits display.

SIDNEY
CoryGillis.442-8730.

Silence.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Hotflash,Cory– prankphonecallsarea criminaloffenseprosecutedunderpenal code653M...

CLICK!Thephonegoesdead.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Enjoythemovie.

Shehangsthephoneup, turningtoHallie.

HALLIE
Timetochangenumbersagain?
SIDNEY
Nah...Ithinkit'lldieoff. It'sopening weekend.Let'sseehowitgoes.

Sidneygrabsherrobeandshowerbucketas Halliechannelsurfs.

heard.

REPORTER
(fromTV)
"...Thetwovictims,MaureenEvansand PhilStevens..."

Thechannelswitches.AYOUNGMANis beinginterviewed. Attractive,sullen.Sad.

YOUNGMAN
(fromTV)
Please,Ijustwannabe leftalone.

HisvoicestopsSidneycold.Sheturnsto thetelevision.

HALLIE
Hesuregivesa lotof interviewsfor someonewhowantstobe leftalone.

Halliehitstheremote.Theman'simagedisappearsastheTV goes off.Hallieturns,allsmiles.

HALLIE
Getyourassin gear.You'relate.Don't forgetwe'vegotrushatthe Deltas tonight.Don'twearanythingyoudon't wanttrashed.Sid?Sid?

immediate.

SIDNEY
Ican'tbelieveI letyoutalkme into goingGreek.

Sidmovesto thedoorandthrowsit open.AGHOSTFIGURELEAPSat her.SheSCREAMSbutthenstopsherself.

It'sjusta costumehungfromherdoorframe.Preset,toscare. Anotherprank.Sidneyripsitdown,turnstoHallie,throwingthe costumeather.

SIDNEY
Pumps.Nicehandbag.Whaddyathink?

Sidis surprisinglycool.Sheexitsoutthedoor,leavingHallie staringattheGhostMaskin herhands.

CUTTO:
11

EXT.DORMITORY–MORNING–LITTLELATER

Sidstepsoutsideofher dorm.ThemorningsunshinesdownasSid breathesin,takingintheday justasFIFTYNEWSREPORTERSNOB HER.

REPORTER#2 Sidney,didyouknowthevictims?

REPORTER#1 Doyoufeel responsibleforthemurders?

SIDNEY
Whatmurders?

MicrophonesareshovedinherfaceasSidneyis seigeduponby journalistsandTVcameras.Shestartstopanic.

REPORTER#3 Doyouthinktherewill bemoremurders?

Sidneyismortified.Shepushesandshovesbutthereisno escape. Thequestionscomeatherlike lightning.Sheseesawholeinthe crowdandgoesfor itas aREPORTER,aflashywoman– allhairand teeth,thicksunglasses,movesinherway.

FLASHYREPORTER
Didyoukillthem lastnight,Sid?Hasit gottentoyou?Haveyou finallysnapped?

Sidney'seyesflare.Herfiststartstoclenchwhen...

BAM!Someonebeatshertoit. Afist fliesoutfromthecrowd, connectingwiththeflashywoman'sface.Shedrops.Sidspins aroundtofind...

GALEWEATHERS

Standing,tight-fisted.Theireyesmeet.Aquickmoment.Sidneyis happytosee her.

Theonslaughtcontinues.Camerasflash,reportersshove.Gale movesinfrontof Sid,holdingthecrowdatbay. Thereporters begintothrowquestionsatGale.

GALE
(toSid)
Quick,getouttahere.
SIDNEY
What'sgoingon?
GALE
Justgo.l'llfindyou later.

Sidwastesnotime.She takesoff,runningaroundthesideofthe building.Shestops,takesabreath,butthereportersareonher tail.Shelooksup toseea...

SMALLCAMPUSSECURITYVEHICLE

Appear,movingtowardsher.Itslowsdown.

MAN'SVOICE
(fromthevehicle)
Hopon,Sid.

Sidgoesfor itas twohandsreachoutto helpher.Onesmooth moveandSidneyis inthearms of...

DEWEYRILEY

Shelooksat him.Herfacea bookof questions.

SIDNEY
What'sgoingon,Dewey?

Hesmilesat her.Asafe,warm smile.Hisfaceascute asever.

DEWEY
It'llbealright.
CUTTO:
12

EXT.SECURITYCART–MINUTESLATER

Thesecuritycarttrotsalong,passingSTUDENTScomingandgoing. Dressedsmartlyinacampussecurityoutfit,Deweymaneuversthe cartacrossthecampusgrounds.Sidneyridesbesidehim,horrified asshe listenstohim.

SIDNEY
Threehundredpeoplewatched?Nobodydid anything?
DEWEY
Theythoughtitwasa publicitystunt.
SIDNEY
Ohmy God.Howcouldit happen?
DEWEY
Theydon'tknow.Itwas carefullyplanned. Earlierinthedaythe victimsreceived anonymouspassestothemovie.
SIDNEY
It'sacopycatkillerI knewthiswould happen.Thatfuckingmovie.

Thecartcomesto astop infrontof abuilding.

DEWEY
Asof now,theydon'tseeany relation. Butthey'recheckingitout.Thestate, SpecialTaskForce,FBI–they'reall here.They'llfindtheguy.
SIDNEY
Yeah,right.
DEWEY
Look,Sid,whydon'tyoutake off? Disappearforafewdays.I'llcome with you.
SIDNEY
No.I willnotcrawlundera rock.Thisis afucked-upworldandpeoplekillpeople allthetime.I'lljust getusedto it.

Deweystepsdownoffthe securitycartandhelpsSidoff.

DEWEY
Nothingwillhappentoyou.I promise.

Sid'stoughdemeanoriscracking.Shetakesadeepbreath.

DEWEY
That'swhyI'mhere,right?Wetake care ofeachother.C'mon,I'llwalkyou to class.

Hestartsoff,for thefirsttime,a severelimpisvisibleashis leftlegdragsbehindhim.

SIDNEY
Yougo,it'sall stairs,Icantake it fromhere.
DEWEY
Don'tworry...
SIDNEY
Dewey,I'mcompletelyequippedwithmace, alarmwhistle,keyring,knife,adegreein defensivecombat...
DEWEY
Justincase...
SIDNEY
No.Thisis nothing,Dewey.I'llbeokay. Gobackto workandlet megetback tomy quasipseudo-happyexistence.

Sidneyreachesupandgivesherpseudo-brotherakiss,thentakes offforthe building.Deweywatchesuntilshedisappearsinside, thenlimpsbackto hissecuritycart.

CUTTO:
13

EXT.STUDENTUNIONPARKINGLOT–MINUTESLATER

Anewsvanpullsup andparksnextto atroughof othernewsvans andREPORTERS.Somearedoingliveremotes,othersready themselvesforthenextonslaught.

Galegetsoutof thenewsvan,hercellularaffixedtoherear.

GALE
Idon'tknow...noone'stalking.What's thestudio'sposition?Neverhappen. They'dbestupidtopullthe movie.With allthisfreepress– they'regonnahave hugenumbersthisweekend.It'llbreakbox officerecords.OfcourseIhavebumps.

Gale'sCAMERAMANcanbeseenbehindher,inthe vanfussingwith equipment.

GALE (CONT'D)
Ineedtwo minutesatsixo'clock.Iwanna doa pieceonthe slainkids–no sympathy shit–let'sstickwith themovieangle.I wannapullaclip fromanold film...

Galeturnstoher cameraman,snappingherfingers.

GALE (CONT'D)
Hey,whatwasthe nameofthatmovie?

Theguylooksup ather. It'sRANDY.Twoyearsolderbutstillthe charmingjokester.

RANDY
HEKNOWSYOU'REALONE.MGN/UA.1980.Tom Hanks'firstfilm.
GALE (CONT'D)
(intophone)
HEKNOWSYOU'REALONE.Yeah,findit. Don'tworry,I'vegotitcovered...Ihave aplan.Yeah,I'llget it.Giveit arest –I saidI'llget it.Later.

Shehangsup,turningto Randy.

GALE (CONT'D)
Pressure'son.Youreadyforthis?
RANDY
I'mthere,man.Noworries.I gotya covered.I'msothere.That'swhyI'mhere –becauseI'mthere.

Randyholdsuphis camera–stoked.

CUTTO:
14

INT.SCHOOLOFFILM– LATER

Sidneymovesdownahallway.Notyourtypicalschoolbuilding. Throughopendoorways,filmequipmentisglimpsed.Editingbays andthelike.She'sin theFilmDepartment.

Shecomesuponan opendoorandpeersin. Alargeroom,a classis inprogress.Sheslipsinquietly.

15

INT.CLASSROOM–SAME

Sidneytakesaseatat thebackof theroom.A handfulofFILM

pontificatingapoint.

SNOTTYGUY

alone,they'reinferiorfilms.

Halliesitsona couchnextto MICKEY,20's,atheletic,cooland rowdy.Armsenwrapped.

MICKEY

surpassedtheiroriginal.

SNOTTYGUY
Nameone.
MICKEY
ALIENSFarbetterthantheoriginal.
ANOTHERGUY
Subjective.
SOME GIRL
Life'ssubjective.ImuchpreferRidley Scott.

Theconversationoverlaps,everyonearguing...makingtheirpoint aboutALIENSVS.ALIEN.

HALLIE
Noway.ALIENSrocked."Stayawayfrom her,youbitch."
SNOTTYGUY
I'llgiveyouthatone. Nameanother.
MICKEY
T2.
SOME GIRL
You'vegotahard-onforCameron.
SNOTTYGUY
Abiggerbudgetdoesnotmake abetter movie.TERMINATORoneishistorical.

Someonescreamsout,"YouSarahConnor?"astheTEACHER,ayoung artsytype,speaksup.

ARTSYTEACHER
HowaboutTHEGODFATHERPARTII?

Ooooohhh.Thewholeroomgoesworshipsilent.Allinagreement.

SNOTTYGUY
Thealmightyexception.Nameanother.

AYOUNGMAN, handsomeandsmooth,jumpsintotheconversation.His nameisDerek.

DEREK
EMPIRESTRIKESBACK.Smarterstory. Improvedeffects.

Fromthebackof theroom,Sidneywatcheshim.Fixated.

HALLIE
IlikedJEDI.Withthe furrythings.

EveryoneBOO'S."Ewoksblow."

MICKEY
LucasandhisRomperRoomstage.
HALLIE
Igot.I gotit. FRIDAYTHE13TH,PART20.

SNOTTYGUY

destroyedbysequels.

ARTSYTEACHER
Really?Andwhydoyou thinkthatis?
SNOTTYGUY
Sequelssuck.Hello.Itbecomesabout: moneyandnoone'sinterestedinquality.
DEREK
It'smorethanthat.Horrorfilmsareonly asgoodas theirvillains.HowcanFreddie andJasonpossiblybescaryafterthey've beendilutedthroughfiveorsixsequels.
TEACHER
What'sthesolution?Ifyouweremakinga sequeltodaywhatwouldyoudo differently?

Theclassstewson this.Derekturns,spottingSidneyintheback ofthe room.Shegivesa halfwave.Hestartsforher, excusing himself.

SNOTTYGUY
Thepointis– I mademypoint.Sequels suck.
16

INT.CORRIDOR–SAME

DerekandSidneymoveoutinto thehallway.Derekthrowshisarms aroundherprotectively.

DEREK
Howareyou?You weren'tinclass.I calledassoonas Iheard...
SIDNEY
Iskipped.Toomany"That'sher"looks.
DEREK
I'msorry,baby.WhatcanI do'?
SIDNEY
Don'taskwhatyoucan do.No coddling. Liferollsonstatusquo.

Helooksat herwithbedroomeyes.

DEREK
Ican dothat.AndI canalso dothis.

Hemoveson her,wrappingherinhis armsandkissingher passionately.Shebreaksaway,laughing.

SIDNEY
NoPDA.

Butit'sa failedobjection.Hekissesheragainandthey'resoon devouringeachotherliketwopeopleinlove.Rightin themiddle ofthe hallway.

CUTTO:
17

EXT.STUDENTUNION–LATEAFTERNOON

Theplaceis acircus.Thefrontstepsof thestudentcenterhave beenropedoffto forma platform.Apodiumandmikehavebeen placedcenter.

CROWDShavegatheredforthepressconferencethatisbeingheld bythe university.Reportersandcamerashavebeenropedoffto theside.On stage,DEANFISHER,asharplookingwomaninher fortiesistalkingtospectators.

DEAN FISHER
(readingfromaprepared statement)
"...andwe feelthisunfortunateisolated tragedyinnoway reflectsuponourfine schoolandweshouldtrustthatthe authoritiesandFBIareactingquicklyto bringusanswers..."

BesideherstanduniformedCOPS,thelocalSHERIFF,FBIAGENTS. Shecontinueson...

INTHE ROPEDOFFNEWSSECTION

Galewalksthroughthecrowd,listeningtotheDean.

FEMALEVOICE(O.S.)
Gale?CanI haveasecond?

GalespinsaroundtofindDEBBIESALT,the flashyreporterwhoshe deckedearlier,standinginfrontofher.

GALE
Look,I'msorryabouttheface.
DEBBIESALT
Jobhazard.DebbieSalt,stringer. NEWSWEEK.Answerafewquestions?
GALE
Fairenough.
DEBBIESALT
Whatareyoudoinghere?I thoughtyouhad retiredfromfieldreporting?

ThewomanhasimmediatelyputGaleonthe defensive.TWOOTHER REPORTERShavetakennotice.Suddenly,CAMERASareonGale.

GALE
Well,youknowI'mdear tothesubject matter.
DEBBIESALT
Andmuchricherasa result.
GALE
DoI knowyou?Youlook familiar.
DEBBIESALT
Itookyour vultureseminarseminarat Berkeleylastyear.
GALE
Goodforyou.

Andin secondsthevulturesareuponherasGale Weathersis beseigedbyREPORTERS.Thequestionsspewforth."Whyareyou here?""Isthisthework ofa copycatkiller?""Haveyoutalkedto Sidney?"etc.

GALE
(eversmooth)
Guys,you'remissingtheshow.

AndwiththatGale wandersoffintothecrowd.

ONSTAGE

TheLOCALSHERIFF,asmartlookingguyin his50'sis fielding questions.

SHERIFF
No,wehave noevidenceofa serial

deliberatelyandnotatrandom...

ONTHE LAWN

Studentsandconcernedfacultystand.AmongthemareSidney, Derek,HallieandMickey.NexttothemstandJOEL,20's,black, sensibleandfriendly.Averyintelligentface.

DEREK
Butwhatarethey doing?He'stalkingbut he'snotsayinganything.
JOEL
Soundsliketheydon'tknowanything.
HALLIE
Doyouthinkthey'llcancelHellWeek?
MICKEY
You'regettingnailed–you'renotgetting outofit.

Fromacrosstheway,two gorgeoussororitytypegirls,LOISand

attitude.TheireyesareonSidneyasthey huddleina conspiratorystance.

JOEL
Havetheyquestionedyouyet,Sid?
SIDNEY
Thishasnothingtodo withme,Joel. There'sanestimated270serialkillers currentlyactiveintheUSat anygiven time.Ican'tcontrolthat.Who'shungry?
HALLIE
Ihaverehearsal.
MICKEY
Ihaveto watchrehearsal.

Halliekickshim.JoelmovestoSid.

JOEL
Igottahit thelibrary.Anatomy.Someof ushaverealmajors.Yougonnabe okay, Sid?
SIDNEY
You'renotallowedtoaskthat.
JOEL
I'llstopbythe Deltastonight.
SIDNEY
Thanks,Joel.

Joelsmiles,headingoutasthetwo sororitygirls,Loisand Murphysaunterover.

LOIS
Hello,pledges.Enjoyingyourselves?

Instantly,Halliestandsatattention.Sidneyjoinsbegrudgingly.

HALLIE
Yes,sisterLois.Verymuchso.Thankyou forasking.
MURPHY
Good.Weneedyourhelp,pledges.Areyou familiarwiththeDeltasTPfundraiser?

rollsoftoiletpaperfromher bookbagandpassesthemout.

LOIS (CONT'D)
Inoureffortsto raisemoneyforour favoritecause...
MURPHY
...thisweek'sTKEkegger...
LOIS
Neaskthat yousellindividualsquaresof toiletpaperforamere nickelapiece.
MURPHY
We'vesetyoueachat a fivedollarquota.
MICKEY
Comeon,guys.Uncool.
MURPHY
AmI gettingfraternityinterference, Mickey?
SIDNEY
It'sokay.Ican peddletoiletpaper.
DEREK
Sid,youdon'thaveto.

Sidneytakeshertoiletpaper.

SIDNEY
Nospecialtreatment.Icandothis.C'mon Hallie.

Shethrowshima comfortingglance.She'sokaywiththis.She headsoffwithHallie.Derekwatches.

DEREK
Howdoyou putup withthisGreekshit?
MICKEY
Hey,it'scool.Hallie'sintoit,I'minto Hallie...
ACROSSTHE WAY
Galemovesthroughthecrowdasthe press conference/rallycontinues.Sherunsdead smackinto...

DEWEY

Theireyesmeet.A longmoment.Thesilencebetweenthemis revealing.

GALE
Hello,Dwight.
DEWEY
MissWeathers.
GALE
I'vebeentryingtoreachyou butyou haven'treturned...
DEWEY
I'moncrowdpatrol,MissWeathers,excuse me.

Hetipshis hatcurtly,thenstartsoff.Shestopshim.

GALE
Thename'sGale,remember'?

Heturnson her.Hiseyeson fire.

DEWEY
Yes,MissWeathers,yournameisembedded clearlybetweenmyears.
GALE
Isee youreadthebook.
DEWEY
Yes,Ido retainreadingskills.Shock.
GALE
Andanexplanationis,ofcourse,outof thequestion.
DEWEY
Page32."DeputyDeweyfilledtheroom withhisdim-wittedBarneyFifish presence."Ithinkyou'veexplained yourself.
GALE
OhDewey,I'msorry.
DEWEY
No,whatyouare isa moneyhungry, fameseekingliarand,forgivemefor saying,mediocrewriterwhohasacold storageshedwhereherheartshouldbe.

ThisstingsGale.

GALE
Youhaveeveryrightto beupset.
DEWEY
Page41."DeputyDeweyoozedwith inexperience."
GALE
Inevermeantto imply...
DEWEY
Howdoyou knowmydim-wittedinexperience isn'tmerelyasubtleformof manipulation usedtolowerpeople'sexpectations therebyenhancingmyabilityto effectivelymaneuverwithinanygiven situation?

Galeisat a loss.

GALE
I'msorry.Idon'tknow whatelsetosay exceptI'msorry.
DEWEY
No,I'mthe onewho'ssorry.Imisjudged you.Nowif you'llexcuseme,Ihavesome oozingtodo.

Deweyturnsandlimpsaway,leavingGalestaringafterhim.Her facesmashedfiat.

ONSTAGE

Thesheriffcontinuesfieldingquestionsfromreporters.

SHERIFF
No,therehasbeenno evidencethatmore thanonekillerisresponsible...

ACROSSTHEWAY

SidneyandHalliehavesplitup.Theymove throughthecrowd sellingtoiletpaper.SeveralSTUDENTSmaketheirpurchase.

Sidneypocketsherchange,looksuptosee Gale,standingalone. Shegoesto her.

SIDNEY
Hello,Gale.
GALE
Sidney.Hello.Howareyou?
SIDNEY
I'mokay.PEOPLEmagazinewon'tstop callingbutotherthanthat...
GALE
I'msorry.
SIDNEY
Yeah,well...youarethedefinitionof

you...Iseeyour movie'sgettinggood reviews.

GALE
Itseemsto becausingastir.What'swith thetoiletpaper?
SIDNEY
It'shellweek.I'mpledgingtheDeltas.
GALE
It'sgoodtosee youinvolved.
SIDNEY
Mymornwas aDelta.

Beat.Peoplehavebeguntonoticethetwo ofthemtalking.

around.ShespotsRandy,whoappearsbehindSid,withhiscamera. Galegiveshimthe nod.Hethrowsthecameraup, hitsthelight.

Sidspinsaround,surprisedtoseehim.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Randy?Whatareyoudoinghere?

Butthenshe seessomeoneelse,standingofftotheside.A man sherecognizesimmediately.Helooksat;her,hisfacesullen, broken.Sidneylosesherbreath.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Cotton...

Hemovesto her.

COTTON
Hello,Sidney.

GalemotionstoRandy.Hemaneuvers,gettingthetwoofthem in frame.Alongmoment,Sidneyjuststaresathim. Completelyoff guard.ShelookstoRandywho aimsthecameradirectlyather... filmingher.

SIDNEY
Whatareyoudoing?

Sheturnsbackto Gale,staringholesthroughher,realizingshe's beensetup. Shelooksbackto Cotton.Shedoesn'tknowwhatto say.Sheturnsbackto Gale.Eyesaflame.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
YouBITCH!

Sidneystormsoff,disappearinginthecrowd.Cottonturnsto Gale.Hisfacepained.

COTTON
Thiswasa mistake.Ishouldn'tbehere.

Hetakesoff,pushingthroughthecrowd.Randystopsfilming.

RANDY
Canyousay backfire?
GALE
Didyouget it?
RANDY
Yeah,Igot it.

Randyisclearlynothappyabouthis partinthis.It'sin his voice.

GALE
Youneedto checkyourconscienceatthe door.We'renothereto beloved.

Randy'sfacerevealsotherwise.

AT THEPODIUM
Thesheriffcontinues.
SHERIFF
No,wedon'tanticipateanothermurderbut wearetakingeveryprecautionpossible...
CUTTO:
18

EXT.SORORITYROW–NIGHT

Asmallstreetthatdead-endsina culde sac.Largeoldhomes populateit.Greeksignsadorntheplace.WelcometoSororityRow.

19

INT.SORORITYHOUSE/LIVINGROOM– NIGHT

Ahuge livingroom.Dividedsensiblyinseveralsections.Nicely done.Etis emptyexceptforonegirlwho liesonthe couch watchingtelevision.ThisisCICI,prettywithalivelyenergy abouther.Shechannelsurfswhiletalkingonthephone.

CICI (onphone) No,theybrokeup again.Baileywon'tstop drinkingandSarahcan'ttakeitanymore.

GIRL ONPHONE
(fromphone)
ThoughthewasdoingAA.

CICI No,hequit thewholeGodthing.He has issues.Thepreviewsfornextweek...

BEEP!BEEP!Callwaitingbleepsthrough.

CICI (CONT'D) Holdup...someone'scalling.(sheclicks over)ChiOmegaHouse.

MAN'SVOICE
Hello.

AMAN'SVOICE.Deepand alluring.

CICI Yes.

MAN'SVOICE
Whoisthis?

CICI Cici.Who'sthis?

MAN'SVOICE
Someonewhowantstotalkto you.

CICI Ted?Whereareyou?Are youdrinking?Hold on.

Sheclicksbackover.

CICI (CONT'D) Teddy'sontheotherline.He sounds drunk.I'llcallyouback.

GIRL ONPHONE
Thatshit.Heonlycallsyou whenhe's drunk.Don'tgooverthere.

CICI Iwon't.

GIRL ONPHONE
Don't.ThinkBailey.

CICI Alright,alright...I'llcallyouback.

Sheclicksbackover.

CICI (CONT'D) Okay,Ted,yousoundloaded.What'sup?

MAN'SVOICE
Who'sTed?

Realizing,it'snotTed.

CICI Oh,I'msorry.My bad.Ithoughtyouwere someoneelse.

MAN'SVOICE
That'sokay.

CICI Whodoyou wanttospeakwith?Nobody's here.

MAN'SVOICE
Whereiseverybody?

CICI We'reco-sponsoringtheAcidRainmixerat theSigEp. housetonight.

MAN'SVOICE
Whyaren'tyouthere?

CICI I'mdesignateddriver.Ihavetobe here incasea sistercallsandneedsa ride.

MAN'SVOICE
That'stoobad.

CICI "Drinkwithyourbrain."That'sourmotto. Whoareyou callingfor?

MAN'SVOICE
WhatifI saidyou?

CICI WhatifI saidgoodbye?

MAN'SVOICE
Whywouldyouwannado that?

CICI Whydoyou alwaysansweraquestionwitha question?

MAN'SVOICE
I'minquisitive.

CICI I'mimpatient.Look,doyouwannaleavea messageforsomeone?

Silence.Noresponse.

CICI (CONT'D) Hello?Hello?Where'dyougo?

Silenceagain.Andthen...

MAN'SVOICE
Doyouwannadie tonight,Cici?

widen.BEEP!CallwaitingCLICKSthrough.

CICI Justasecond. (clicksover) Yes?

Cicigetsup andmovesto...

20

INT.FOYER– SAME

Cicichecksthefrontdoor,makingsureit'slocked.

GIRL ONPHONE
WasitTeddy?

CICI No,somecreepassholetryingtoscareme.

GIRL ONPHONE
It'shellweek.Chill.Themoviemurders havebroughtoutthecrazies.It's nothing.

BUMP!Anoisefrom upstairs.Cicispinsaroundtothestaircase.

CICI Shit.

GIRL ONPHONE
Whatisit?

CICI Ihearda noise.

GIRL ONPHONE
Where?

CICi Upstairs.

BUMP!Somethingmovesupstairs.Itsoundsalmostlikefootsteps.

CICI Shit.Cicimovestothe staircase.She peersupit.

CICI (CONT'D) (callingout) Hello?Hello?

GIRL ONPHONE
(àla Fridaythe13th)
Kill,kill,kill,kill,hah,hah,hah, hah...

CICI Stopit...

GIRL ONPHONE
Ican'tbelieveyou'realoneinthat house.

Cicilooksupthe staircaseagain.

CICI (softwhisper) Idon'tthinkI'm alone.

FloorboardsCREAKaboveher.Cicifreaks.

CICI I'mouttahere.

Shefliesto thedoor,unlockingit,throwingitopen.Shemoves outontothe...

21

EXT.FRONTPORCH– SAME

Awoodenporchwitha bulbglowingoverhead.Shestandsonthe porchsteps,lookingback,throughtheopendoor,intothehouse. ThephonestartstoCRACKLE.

GIRL ONPHONE
You'rebreakingup.Whereareyou?

CICI Outside.

GIRL ONPHONE
That'ssmart.

Cicilooksupand downthestreet.A YOUNGGUYwalksalongthe sidewalk.

CICI (callingouttohim) Hey,you?HELLO?HELL0?

Theguywearsa headset,hisheadbobbingtothe beat.Hedoesn't seeher.Cicilooksup thestreetto asororityhousedownthe block.Lightsburnfromwithin.Peoplecomeandgo.

CICI (CONT'D) There'ssomethinggoingonattheDelta Zeta's.I'mgonnawalkdown.

Cicimovesfurtherdowntheporchsteps.Thephonebeginsto CRACK severely.

GIRL ONPHONE
(phonebeginstogoout)
Don'tdothat.Hangup...call...
(static)

CICI What?Ican'thearyou...

GIRL ONPHONE
(majorstatic)
Hangup...call...

CICI I'mlosingyou.

GIRL ONPHONE
...campussecurity...sendsomeone... checkout...place...

CICI Okay,okay.I'llcallnow.I'llcallyou back.

Cicihangsupthe phone.Shehitsthe"TALK"button.Nothingbut static.Shetriesagain.Shecan'tgeta dialtone.Shelooksback tothe frontdoor.Shehesitatesquickly,debating,thenshemoves backupthe porchsteps.

Shetriesthephoneagain.It stillwon'tconnect.Shemovesback tothe frontporch.Itconnects.Majorstatic.Shedials511.

VOICE (majorstatic) CampusSecurity.

CICI Hello,I'mcallingfromtheChiOmega...

VOICE (toomuchstatic) I'msorry.Ican'thear you.Hello?

Cicieyestheopen frontdoor.Sheinchesbacktoit.

CICA (CONT'D)
Canyouhearme now?

VOICE We...bad..connec...callback.

Thephonegoesdead.

CICI Shit.

Ciciredials.Thesamestatic.

VOICE Hello?

CICI I'mcalling...

VOICE Ican'thearyou.

Cicipeersthroughthefrontdoor,intothehouse.It'scompletely

muchclearer.

CICI I'mcallingfromtheChiOmegahouse. Someoneisharassingme.Hello?

There'snooneon theline.

CICI (CONT'D) Shit!

SUDDENLY,AFIGUREAPPEARSBEHINDHER.AHANDGRABSHER.

Cicispinsaround,SCREAMINGBLOODYMURDER.

GIRL'SVOICE
Didthephonering?

StandingbeforeherisDAWNIE,ayounggirl,sweet,pre-occupied.

CICI Jesus,youscaredme.Whatareyou doing here?

DAWNIE
Ilivehere.

CICI Ithoughtyouweregoingto themixer?

DAWNIE
Ihad tochange.Didanyonecall?

CICI Justsomeassholetryingtoscareme.

itin herhand.Shedoesn'tanswerit.

DAWNIE
Areyouokay?

Cicinods,answeringthephone.ROCKMUSICBLARESfromthe receiver.

CICI Hello?

DRUNKGIRL
(fromphone)
Weneeda ride.Taxi!Taxi!

CICI Whereareyou?

DRUNKGIRL
(fromphone)
We'reatGrogsandneed arideto Acid Rain.
DAWNIE
Whoisit? Isit Tina?

CICI They'reatGrogs.

Dawniegrabsthephone,movingintothelivingroom.Shemovesto amirrorand fusseswithherhair.

DAWNIE
Tina,it'sDawnie.I'monmy way.Cici followsherbackintothelivingroom.

CICI I'llgo.I don'tmind.Really.

Dawniehangsupthephone,turningtoCici.

DAWNIE
Takethenextone.You shouldsetthe alarm.There'sakillerontheloose.

tothe mirrorjustastheFiguresweepsintothe darkdiningroom andoutof sight.

Dawniestartsbackforthefrontdoor.The phoneRINGS.

Dawniegrabsit.

DAWNIE(CONT'D)
Hello?
MAN'SVOICE
IsCicithere?
DAWNIE
Who'scalling?
MAN'SVOICE
Ted?

Dawniethrowsherthephoneandracesout thedoor.

DAWNIE(CONT'D)
It'syourill-concievedboyfriend.Seeya later.Setthealarm.

SheSLAMSthedoor shutbehindher.Asecondlaterwe hearit lock.Dawniebringsthephoneupto herear.

CICI Hello?Ted?

MAN'SVOICE
No,it'sme.

Cicinearlycollapses.She'sstartingtoloseit.

CICI WHAAAATT?

MAN'SVOICE
Don'tforgettosetthe alarm.

Cicihangsup,throwingthephoneacrosstheroom.She movesback tothe foyerwhereanalarmpanelis positionedinthewail.She hitsa coupladigitsandaBEEPis heardasshe activatesthe alarm.

Shechecksthedoor,makingsureit'slocked,thenshe turnsand movesintothe...

DARKDININGROOM

Cicifindsthelightswitch.CLICK!Theroomis illuminated.Two longdiningtablesrunthelengthof theroom.It'sempty.Voidof theFigure.

22

INT.KITCHEN–SAME

Alarge,darkkitchen.Cicimovesto thefrigandopensit, She givesitthe onceover.Thefriglightreflectsagainstherface. Sheclosestherefrigerator,notseeingtheShadowthatbounces acrossherback.

Cicimovestoa slidingglassdoorthatoverlooksthebackyard. Shechecksthelock.Secure.Then,thephoneRINGS.

Sheturnsto thephonethat'sattachedtoanearbywall.It RINGS AGAIN.Shereachesforit,answeringit.

CICI Hello?

SUDDENLY,TWOHANDSLUNGEOUTOFTHE DARKNESS

Onefindsherneck,the othergrabsherby thehair,wrenchingher headbackwardsandspinningheraround,shovingher,pushingher intothe...

SLIDINGGLASSDOOR

Glassexplodeseverywhere,shatteringtobitsasCici'sbody crashesthroughit,settingofftheALARM.Aloud,shrillRING resonantsthroughthehouseasCici'sbodylandsonthedeck outside.Still.(NOTE:WESDOESREALLYSCARYSHITHERE.)

CUTTO:
23

EXT.DELTAZETAHOUSE– MINUTESLATER

TwodoorsdownfromChi Omega.Abig,old Gothichomeservesas

party.

24

EXT.DELTAZETALIVINGROOM– SANE

Theroomis filledwithfifteentotwentypeople.SORORITYGIRLS andFRATBOYSwho SCREAMandCHEERasthey watchfourgirlswho siton theirknees,handsbehindtheirback,infrontofa coffee tabledevouringplatesofmacaroniandcheesetoppedwithwhipped cream.

Sidney,Hallie,andtwoothergirls,TERIandLUCEtearinto the macaroniwithalltheirmight.Gobblingitup,makingamess of themselves.MickeyisnexttoHallie,coachingheron.OnSidas shefinishesherplate.

AwhistleBLOWS.

MURPHY(CONT'D)
Lookslikewehavea winner.

Sidsitsup. Macaroniandwhippedcreamisalloverherface.She smilesthevictor.EveryoneAPPLAUDS.

MURPHY(CONT'D)
Sidneygetstoskipthe nextroundof Bulimiabingo.

Hallie,afacefullof grime,eyesSid.

HALLIE
Youbitch.

Theycrackup.Someonepasseshera towel.Shestandswipingher face,lookingacrosstheroomasDerekentersthroughthefront door.Shewavesat,him. Hehurriesover.

SIDNEY
Wherehaveyoubeen'?Youmissedmy

binge.

DEREK
I'msorryhoney.Igot behind.

ONHALLIEANDMICKEY

MickeyiscleaningoffHallie'sface.

MICKEY
Idon'twantyou tochokeor anythingbut you'retrailing.Youneedtopickthepace up.

Sheswatshim.

ONSID ANDDEREK

SidandDerekstandarm inarm watchingthenextround.

SIDNEY
(completethrowaway)
Anynews?
DEREK
Aboutwhat?
SIDNEY
Theforbiddensubject.

Heshakeshishead.

Suddenly,aFRATBOYpopsinto theroom.

FRAT BOY
Yo,guys,outside.Something'supatthe ChiOmega.Policeareeverywhere.

Peoplebegintostand,movingtothe windowsandfrontdoor. SidneylookstoDerek.

25

EXT.DELTAZETAHOUSE– SAME

Everyonecomesflyingoutofthefrontdoorand intotheyardas POLICECARSWHIPBY.SIRENSBLARING.

ANGLEONSTREET

Twodoorsdownsitsthe ChiOmegahousecrawlingwithpolice, ambulances,reporters...

"Yo– let'scheckitout.""C'mon."Theentirecrowdtakesoffin drovesdownthestreet.Allexceptfor...

SIDNEYANDDEREK

Theystandonthe porch,watchingasthestreetbecomesacircus.

CLOSEONSIDNEY'SFACE

Sheknows.

26

INT.CHIOMEGAHOUSE– SAME

CaptainTyler,theSheriff,police,FBI...thehouseiscrawling. Deweysiftsaroundonhisown, checkingthingsout.

INTHE KITCHEN

CaptainTylerandtheSheriffstandatthe shatteredglassdoor.

SHERIFF
Lotsofblood.Butno body.
CAPTAINTYLER
Haveyoucheckedthe...
SHERIFF
Attic,garage,basement,nothing.
CAPTAINTYLER
Taketheneighborhood.

TheSheriffturnstohis men.

SHERIFF
Alrightmen,listenup...

Deweyisall ears.

27

INT.DELTAZETAHOUSE– SAME

DerekandSidstandon theporch,hisarms aroundher.Herfaceis numb.

SIDNEY
It'sstartingalloveragain.
DEREK
Lemmetakeyouhome.
SIDNEY
I'llgetmy jacket.

Sidney,indifferent,movesthroughtheopenfrontdoor,back insidethehouse.Herfaceand minddetachedfromwhat'sgoingon. Derekremainsontheporch,watchingthespectacle.Slowly,the doorbehindhimcloses.

28

INT.DELTAZETALIVINGROOM– SANE

Sidmovesthroughthelivingroom,shegrabsher coatwhenthe phoneRINGS.Shelooksatit suspiciously...knowingly...she reachesforit.

SIDNEY
Hello?
MAN'SVOICE
HelloSidney?

TheVOICE.Lowand haunting.Sidneycloseshereyes.Whenshe opensthemtearsareimmediateButstill,sherefusestocrack.

SIDNEY
Whoareyou?
MAN'SVOICE
Soon,Sidney,soon.
SIDNEY
Whatdoyou want?
MAN'SVOICE
Toseeeveryounceof blooddrainfrom yourbody.

TheVoicehasneversoundedmoreevil...moreseductive.Sidney doesn'tflinch.Sheholdssteady.

SIDNEY
Thencomeandget me.

AndwiththatSidneyhangsup thephone,SLAMMINGitdown. Silence.Andthen...

MAN'SVOICE
Mypleasure.

TheVoicecomesfrominsidetheroom...behindher.Sidneyspins aroundandfindsherselfstaringatthe...

GHOSTMASKEDFIGURE

Butnotthe onefromthe movietheater.TheonefromSidney's nightmarelongago.Itstandsinthe foyerarchway,staringat her.

Asustainedmoment.Astandoff.Sidneydoesn'tmove.Butthenthe killerwithdrawshistrademark.Along,steelhuntingknife... bloodstained.

SIDNEYBOLTS

Asthe GHOSTLEAPSather.She SCREAMS,dodginghim,

ONTHE PORCH

DerekhearsherSCREAM.Heturnsto thefrontdoor.He findsit locked.HestartstoBEATon it.

DEREK
Sid?Sid?

INTHE LIVINGROOM

SidjustdodgestheGhost,justmissingtheknife'sblade.She boltsthroughthelivingroom,tothefrontdoor.Derekbeatson itfromoutside.

INTHE FOYER

SIDNEY
Derek.He'sinthehouse.Help...me...

Shestruggleswiththedoor,therearetoo manylocks,theGhost isalreadyuponher.She lookstothestairs,thinksbetterof it...fliesthroughthediningroom.

29

INT.FRONTPORCH– SANE

Derekisgoingnutstryingto getintothe house.Hemovesalong theporchto thewindows,lookingthrough.HewatchesastheGhost Figurechasesherintothekitchen.Dereklooksabouttheporch. Herearshis footbackandkicksin thewindow.

30

INT.KITCHEN–SAME

Sidmovesthroughthekitchentothe backdoor.Shestruggleswith thelockas theGhostis rightbehindher.Shebarelymakesitout thebackdoor...

31

EXT.BACKYARD– SAME

Alarge,fencedin yard.Lotsofbig oaktrees.Sidfliesdownthe backporchandintothe yard.Shemovesacrossit,passedtrees andshrubs.Shespotsa closedfencedoorinthe backofthe yard. Shelooksbehindherto find...

NOTHING

Shescanstheyard,the GhostFigurehascompletelydisappeared. Shemovesbehinda bigtree,hidingbehindit.

Sidstops,catchesherbreath,thenpeersfrombehindthetree. Theyardis completelyempty.Shegoesforthefencedoor,slowly movingaroundthetree.

BUMP!Anoisein thedarkness.Shespinsaround,stillmakingher wayaroundthetree,movingbackwards,walkingrightintoa FIGURE.SheSCREAMS,spinningaround,findingherselffacetoface with...

CICI'SBODY

Hanging,dangling,hungfromthetree,herstomacharipped,

back,fallingrightintothearmsof...

DEWEY

Sheturns,SCREAMING.

DEWEY
It'sokay.It'sokay.It'sjustme.

Hetakesher intohisarms,comfortingher,assheholdson for dearlife.

32

EXT.COLLEGECAMPUS–MORNING

Theearlysuncastslightupon anotherwisedarkandjoyless morningasthebloodstainedcampusslowlycomestolife.

33

EXT.CAMPUSSECURITYSTATION–MORNING

Thelocalcampussecurityofficehasbeenconvertedintoamedia event.Newstrucks,camerasandREPORTERSstandguardoutside whileinside...

34

INT.CAMPUSSECURITYSTATION–MORNING

Theplaceis packed.Nolongerjustacampussecurityoffice.The placehasbeenconvertedtothelocalpolicestationaswell as FBIheadquarters.UNIFORMSandSUITSswarmtheplace.

Ina backsectionofthe room,SheriffHartleyandCaptainTyler arein ahugediscussionwithDeanFisher.Tempersareheated.Its beena sleeplessnightforall.

CAPTAINTYLER
Wedon'tknowif it'srandom.Wehaven't beenabletoconnectthevictims.
SHERIFF
Thefirsttwowerestabbedwithout

autopsyprecision.

DEAN FISHER
Christ!Justdosomething.Iwillnothave arepeatof Gainesville.Notonmycampus. .

Deweylistenstothisexchange,slowlysteppingforward.

DEWEY
SidneyPrescott,sir.

Theybothturnto him.

DEWEY(CONT'D)
She'stheconnection.
CAPTAINTYLER
Weknowthat,son.
DEWEY
Thekillerwastryingtoget toher.That sororitygirlwasadistraction.
CAPTAINTYLER
We'reawareofthat.

SheriffHartleystepsforward.

DEWEY
Thekillerisobviouslyrepeating Woodsboro.Icanfillyouin onwhatI know.

Deweyisnot awelcomeparticipant.Eyesroll.CaptainTylerpulls Deweyaside.

CAPTAINTYLER
Look,son.Iknow you'velivedthrough this,butwegot itundercontrol.Why don'tyouhavesomecoffee?

Justthen,GaleWeathersappearsbeingusheredinbyTWOUNIFORMS. DeanFishergreetsherwithsmilesTheFBI andlocalpolicefawn overher.

SHERIFF
Thankyou,MissWeathersforcomingin.
GALE
Ofcourse,whatcanI do?

CaptainTylergivesDeweyapatronizingpatontheback,sending himoff.

CAPTAINTYLER
Wewerehopingyoucouldhelp withthe killer'sprofile.

Dewey'sfacecouldn'tbemoreburned.

35

INT.CAMPUSSECURITYSTATION–MORNING–MINUTESLATER

Achalkboardin frontofthem.Threenamesare writtenonit underthelabel"Victims"–"MAUREENEVANS,PHILSTEVENS,CICI TAYLOR"

Galeisat thechalkboard

GALE
MaureenEvans–MaureenPrescott.Sidney Prescott'smother.Thefirstvictiminthe WoodsboroMurders.PhilStevens–Stephen Orth–the firstkidto bemurdered.Ten toone– Ciciis notthethirdvictim's realname.
SHERIFF
It'sCassandra.

GALE

inWoodsboro.Shewashungfroma treeand gutted.

Theroomgoesquiet.Deweywatchesfromtheback oftheroom.His eyesburningholesintoGale.

CAPTAINTYLER
Jesus...
GALE
Thisisa completecopycat.Yourkilleris evengoinginsequence.

CaptainTylersitsup.

CAPTAINTYLER
Whowasthe nextvictiminWoodsboro?
GALE
Inthebook orin themovie?
DEAN FISHER
Let'stryreality.
GALE
Mr.Himbry,theprincipalwasthenext victim.However,inthemovieversion,

license.

SHERIFF

hisseatandinto action.

CAPTAINTYLER
(tohismen)
FindmeeveryvariationofHimbryandwhat wastheothername...
DEWEY
TatumRiley.

Deweyspeaksup.Hisvoicesoftbut heard.Theentireroomstares athim,knowingly.Gale'seyesfindhis.Helooksaway.

CAPTAINTYLER
Bothoncampusandthe surrounding community.IwantnamesASAP.
DEAN FISHER
I'llgetyoufull access.

Theroombreaksintoa furyas theyjumpintoaction.Galestops CaptainTyler.

GALE
WhataboutSidney?Isshesafe?
CAPTAINTYLER
She'scompletelyinsulated.I'vegotmy topmenon her.
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36

INT.SIDNEY'S DORMROOM– MORNING

Sid,Derek,Hallie,Mickey,andJoelloungeamongpillowsand blankets.Theremainsofasleepover.Joelpartstheblinds.

ANGLETHROUGHWINDOW

Twoplainsclothedpolicemenareinview,millingaboutoutside, standingguard.

JOEL
Howmanyguystheyhave onyou?
MICKEY
Icountedfour.

Halliereadsfromanotebookinher hand.

HALLIE
Okay,you'resureaboutskippingCalculas?
SIDNEY
Please,Ihavetheperfectexcuse.
HALLIE
Whataboutrehearsal?
SIDNEY
Gotta.
HALLIE
I'llcoveryouthroughrehearsal.Derek whendoyou getouttadocu-drama?
DEREK
Two.
HALLIE
Soyou'llrelievemeat 2:30...
DEREK
Andwatchhertil 8:00–I've gottoedit.
JOEL
Perfect.I'llbeouttaMicro-bioandwe cangraba bite.
SIDNEY
Guys,guys,I'msorrybut,no way.
HALLIE
Shutup.Mickey,youandI cantake her lateevening.
MICKEY
SigEp'sgottaband,tonight.
HALLIE
Toobad.
SIDNEY
ThisisexactlywhatI don'twant.
DEREK
Ithinkit'sout ofyourcontrol.

Derekputshisarmsaroundher,pullingherclose.Mickeyand Hallieargueaboutthisevening.Joelmovesoutthedoor.

JOEL
Sid,I'llseeyatonight.
SIDNEY
But...

Derekkisseshersweetly.

SIDNEY
Myscreweduplifeshouldn'thavetobleed ontomyfriends.
DEREK
Letusdecidethat.
SIDNEY
Whataboutyourfilm?Isn'titdue next week?Haveyouevenstartedit?
DEREK
It'sundercontrol.

Hekissesheragain.

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37

INT.STUDENTUNION–LATER

Ahuge one-stopforstudents.Comprisedofseveralopenfloors,it lookslikea mini-mall.Acafeteria,bookstore,movietheatre, arcade,etc.filltheplace.

Galemovesthroughthelobbyareawhenshe seesDebbieSalt headingheroff.Shetriesto boltbutshe'snot fastenough.

DEBBIESALT
Hi,Gale,anyleads?
GALE
Tonsandtons.
DEBBIESALT
WhereisSidney'sfather?
GALE
Home.Wherehelives.
DEBBIESALT
Andarethe policesureaboutthat?
GALE
Whydon'tyouask them?
DEBBIESALT
Alreadydid.He'stheperfectsuspect, don'tyouthink?
GALE
No,I don't.

DEBBIESALT

startsinthehome.

GALE
Look,Iknowyou kindaholdmeup asyour careertemplateanditgivesyousomeanal chargetochallengemebutyouwin. Okay? I'mnotinterestedinthescoopanymore. Excuseme.

Galechargesoff,movingtoa nearbynewsstand.Thetabloidpapers exploitwhat'sgoingon.Crazyheadlinesaboutthemurders dominatethenewsrack.

Galeisclearlybotheredbythis.Justthen,a phoneRINGS.She pullsitfromher pocket.

GALE (CONT'D)
Hello?
MAN'SVOICE
Hello,Gale.

It'stheKiller.Hisvoiceis unmistakable.

GALE
Whoisthis?
MAN'SVOICE
I'llgiveyouone guess.

acrossthelobby.

GALE
Whoareyou?
MAN'SVOICE
That'snotthewaywe playthegame.
GALE
Idon'tplaygames.
MAN'SVOICE
Whatifyourlife dependedonit?

Galegetstestywithhim.

GALE
Whatdoyou want?
MAN'SVOICE
You'reprettywhenyou'reangry.

Galestopscold.Shelooksaround.Theplaceis alivewithpeople. Hecouldbe anywhere.

GALE
Whereareyou?
MAN'SVOICE
I'meverywhere.

ShecontinuesmovingtotheCampusCop.

GALE
Oha Godcomplex
MAN'SVOICE
Stayawayfromthecop.

Adeadlywarning.Galestops.Sheplaysit cool.Shelooksabove herto theupperfloor.STUDENTShangoverabalcony.

GALE
Whatdoyou wantfromme?
MAN'SVOICE
It'swhatyouwantfrom me.

Silence.

GALE
Whatdoyou mean?
MAN'SVOICE
Youarewritinganotherbook,aren'tyou? That'swhyyou'rehere.Thestory'snot over.
GALE
You'regettingobvious.
MAN'SVOICE
No,Gale,I'mjustgettingstarted.Seeya soon.
GALE
No,wait...
MAN'SVOICE
Watchyourback.

CLICK.Thephonegoesdead.Galespinsaround,doingquickcircle tomakesure noone'saroundher.Sheturnsand headsoff,right into...

DEWEY

TheybothGASP.

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38

INT.CAMPUSTHEATRE–DAY

Alargetieredtheatre.Seatsfive-hundred.Oldbutpreservedand

centerrunninglinesasstagehandsworkonthesetaroundthem.

Sidneyisoneof them.Shemovesaroundthestage,veryanimated. Morealivethanever.Shedons aRussianaccent.Convincing.A promisingactress.

SIDNEY
(incharacter)
"Pain,yah,suchpain.Pain."

Anawkwardsilence.Everyonelooksateachother.Finally,Lois, thebitchysororitygirlspeaksup.

LOIS
That'snottheline.Youjumped.
SIDNEY
Shit.DidI?
LOIS
Aboutapage.
DIRECTOR
(offstage)
CUT!Let'stakefive.

Theactorsbreakupas Sidney,frustrated,walksacrossamake shiftbridgethattakesheracrosstheorchestrapitanddownthe stairsintothehousewhereHalliesitswatching.Sid'sbodyguards canbe seensittingscatteredabout.

HALLIE
Thatwasgood.
SIDNEY
Yeah,right.

TheDIRECTOR,mid-30's,intelligent,friendly.

DIRECTOR
Sid,whydon'tyouget outtahere?We'll pickthisuptomorrow.

Sidnodsin agreement.TheDirectorsmilesather.

DIRECTOR(CONT'D)
Workonthe accent.

Shegrabsherthingsand headsoffwithHalliewhen...

VOICE Sid?

Sidturnsto findRandymovingthroughanaisle.Hehadbeen watchingrehearsal.Sid'sfacetenses.

HALLIE
Whoisthat guy?
SIDNEY
It'sokay.Look,Hallie,I'llmeetyou outside.
HALLIE
No,girletta,Idon'tleaveyourside.
SIDNEY
I'vegotmy entourage.Takeabreak. Please.

Sidis definite.Halliebacksoff,headinguptheaisle,against herbetterwishes.

SIDNEY
Whatdoyou want?
RANDY
I'msorry,Sid,please.Inevershould havegonealongwithGale.I knowI'm stupid.IwishI hadsomegoodreasonto giveyoubutI'm juststupid.Please,Sid, don'tbemadat me.
SIDNEY
Doyouwork forhernow?
RANDY
Well,yeah...shegavemea job. Freelance.ItgotmeouttaWoodsboro.I'm

badidea.I knewitwas abad ideabutit seemedlikeaquasiharmlessbadidea.Ah, shit,Sid,I'mfuckedup.

SidneylooksathimLong andhard,a smileslowlyappearing.

SIDNEY
Me,too.Randy.Metoo.

Henods,knowingly.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Wannagetouttahere?
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39

INT.CAMPUSSECURITYSTATION–AFTERNOON

GaleandDeweyare withCaptainTylerandSheriffEvans.

CAPTAINTYLER
Ifhe callsagain–findhelp.Don't engagehiminconversation.I'mgonnaput aman onyou– to coveryou.
DEWEY
Ican doit,Captain.
CAPTAINTYLER
Thanks,Dewey,butIwasthinkingI'dpull Jesseoff...
GALE
I'dpreferDewey,Captain.

Tylerdoesn'targue.He'stoocrazed.DeweyavoidsGale'sstare.

DEWEY
How'sthenamesearchgoing?
CAPTAINTYLER
37usagesofHimbrylocatedinthe registar'soffice.9Tatum's,47Riley's. Andthat'sjustoncampus.It'shopeless.
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40

INT.CINEPLEXMOVIETHEATRE–LITTLELATER

Amovieis inprogress.STAB.

ONSCREEN

Ayounggirl,lookinga lotlikeToriSpelling,runsdowna school corridor.Sherunssmackintoayoung,handsomeboy.Hecouldvery wellbeJohnnyDepp.

TORI
(inmovie)
Oh,God,Billy,youscaredme.What are youdoinghere?
JOHNNY
(inmovie)
Theyletme go,Sid,I didn'tdoit.I'm innocent.

INTHE THEATRE

SidandRandysit inthe smallcineplexmalltypetheatre.Behind themsitSid'strustingpoliceguards.Sidneyshiftsinherseat.

RANDY
Youokay,Sid?
SIDNEY
Yeah.

ONSCREEN

ToriSpellingandJohnnyDeppcontinuetheirdramaticdiscussion.

JOHNNY
Whenmymom leftmydad,I acceptedit. That'sjustthewaythe cookiecrumbles. Momsleave.
TORI
Yeah,butyourmomleft town.She'snot dead.Mymom'sdead.Do youhearme?She's dead.Dead.Andshe'snevercomingback. Ever,Ever.

INTHE THEATRE

Sidneygrowsincreasinglyuneasy.

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41

INT.STUDENTCAFETERIA–LATER

Mickey,Joel,andDerekarecrowdedaroundatablein theStudent UnionCafeteria.

DEREK
MydocumentaryisdueonTuesday.
MICKEY
What'syoursubject?
DEREK
IWAS ASORORITYSLUT.
JOEL
Youshouldofdoneit onSidney.That wouldhavebeena cool.
DEREK
Shewouldn'tletme.
MICKEY
NotwithPrimetimeLiveand20/20coming ather.I'd savemyshittoo.

Halliecomeswaltzingup.

DEREK
Where'sSid?
HALLIE
DamnedifI know.Sheditchedme.
DEREK
Youweren'tsupposedtoleaveheralone.
HALLIE
Ididn'tsayshe wasalone.Thatguyfrom herhometownshowedup.They wentoff together.

Hallieplopsdown,givingMickeyabigkiss.

MICKEY
I'vebeenwaitingforyou,baby.
JOEL
Isthatcool?Justto leaveherlikethat?
HALLIE
She'sgotguardswithher.
DEREK
Whatguy?
HALLIE
Randysomebody.
JOEL
RandyMeeks.HewaswithSid thatnightin Woodsboro.
MICKEY
Heroldboyfriend?
JOEL
No,shekilledherboyfriend.Randywasa friend.
MICKEY
Watchout,Derek.
HALLIE
Hetriedto killherfirst.
MICKEY
IsSidin therapy?
JOEL
Shewasfor awhile.Gaveit up.
DEREK
Howdoyou knowsomuch abouther?
JOEL
Ireadthe book.
MICKEY
Icoulduse sometherapy.
DEREK
Shouldwebeworriedaboutthisguy?Isn't itkindaweirdhe justshowedupandnow peoplearedying?
HALLIE
Heseemedharmless.
DEREK
Aren'tmostserialkillersseemingly harmless?
JOEL
Andwhite.
MICKEY
Easyblackboy.
JOEL
It'sdocumented.Mostserialkillersare attractiveslightlyoffwhitemalesin theirtwenties.
HALLIE
That'syou,honey.

HalliekissesMickeyagain.

MICKEY
Igot asurpriseforyou.
HALLIE
What?

Suddenly,heleapsupon thecafeteriatableandbeginstosingat thetopof hislungs.

MICKEY
"IfI shouldstay.Iwouldonlybe inyour way.SoI'llgo. Andyet,I know,I'll thinkofyoueach stepofthe way...
HALLIE
Don'tdothis.
MICKEY
"AndIIIIIIIIIYEIIIIIwillalwaysloveyou OOOOOOWUOOOOOOOOwillalwaysloveyou."

Everyonehastakennotice.Theybegintocheerandsingwith him.

JOEL
(toDerek)
Whitney?
DEREK
Ithinkhe'sdoingDolly.
MICKEY
"AndIhope lifetreatsyoukindandI hopeyouhaveall youdreamedofoffffff. Iwishyou JOYYY."
DEREK
DefinitelyWhitney.

Halliecan'thelpbutbe touched.Hefinishesup,endingona last,finalnote.Ashe does,hepullsa necklacefromaroundhis neck.HisGreeklettersdanglefromit.He placesthemaroundher neck,kissingher.

JOEL
Isn'tthatabig no-no?
DEREK
Ithinkso.

Halliebreaksaway.Sheswatshim.

HALLIE
You'regoingtogetit. Youknowwhat happens.
MICKEY
ButI loveyou.AndI wantthewholeworld toknowit.

Halliesmiles,hereyesmisty.DerekandJoeleyeeach other.

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42

INT.CINEPLEXMOVIETHEATRE–LITTLELATER

arewayengrossed.

ONSCREEN

It'stheend ofthemovie.ToriSpellingisrunningforher life fromtwokillers– JohnnyDeppandhissidekick.Shefindsherself trappedinthekitchen.JohnnyDeppholdstheknifeup toTori's face.

TORI
Whydidyou killmymother?
JOHNNY
Becauseshewassleepingwithmydad. She'sthereasonmymom left.Shewasa whorejustlikeyou.

INTHE THEATRE

ThesewordsstingSid.Randynoticesherflinching.

ONSCREEN

TORI
Mymomwas nowhore.Don'tyousay that.
JOHHNY
Whore!Whore!Whore!Whore!

Toristartstocry.

INTHE THEATRE

TearsfindtheirwaydownSidney'scheeks.

ONSCREEN

JohnnyDeppandhismurderoussidekickstartstabbingeachother.

JOHNNY(CONT'D)
It'stheperfectalibi,Sidney.
SIDEKICK
Justlikeinthe movies.

INTHE THEATRE

Sidneycan'ttakeitanymore.Shegetsup andracesoutof the theatre.

43

INT.LOBBY– ASECONDLATER

Sidemergesfromthetheatreandintothe lobby.Shemovesintoa

seesRandyflyingoutof thetheatre.Heexitsoutsidelookingfor her.Thecopsare rightbehindhim.

VOICE HelloSidney.

slumped,hisfacepained.

SIDNEY
Cotton.
COTTON
Canwetalk?
SIDNEY
Idon'tthinkthat'sa goodidea.
COTTON
Look,yesterdaywasn'tmyidea.Thatwas allGaleanddollarsignsand ratings.
SIDNEY
Whatdoyou wantfromme,Cotton?
COTTON
Youcouldstartwithan apology.
SIDNEY
Idid that.
COTTON
Youwrotemea letter.Verycordial.Very appropriate.
SIDNEY
How?WhatcouldI saythatwouldmakea difference?Itookawayayearof your life.HowdoI apologizeforthat?
COTTON
Iwishit wasjusta year.I lost

now.Lookatme, thisiswhat I'vebecome.

Along silence.Sidneyishangingonbythreads.

SIDNEY
Cotton,thereisn'toneday,onehour,one minutewhenI'mnotremindedofwhatI've done.Ihavenot hadonesecondof reprieveandnotherapyorreligionor spiritualplanecanevererasewhatIfeel ineveryveinof mybeing.AndI wishI hadinme whatyouneed tohearbut I don'tthinkthewordsexist.

Moresilence.

COTTON
Ijustthoughtif Isaw youfaceto face, maybeitwouldhelp.
SIDNEY
Didit?
COTTON
Ithelpedmerealizeonething.
SIDNEY
What?
COTTON
You'reaself-obsessedlittlecuntlike yourmother.

Andwiththat,Cottonflipson adime.His faceturnsevil.Sidney racesbyhim ashe throwsouthisarm,stoppingherjustas...

THETWOPOLICEGUARDS

Appear,grabbinghimfrombehind.Theythrowhimagainstthewall, retaininghim.RandyappearsatSid'sside.

RANDY
Youokay?

Sidnodsas shewatchestheofficersarresthim.Theydoa body search,pullingfromhiscoatalargerevolver.Cottonjust smiles.

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44

EXT.CAMPUSLIBRARY–LATER

SidandRandywalk upthestepsto theschoollibrary.Theever helpingguardsbehindthem.

SIDNEY
Idon'tknow.I don'tthinkCottondidit. It'stoopredictable.
RANDY
Ifhe'sinnocenthe'llhaveanalibi.
SIDNEY
IguessGale'sgoingto bepissedshe missedherexclusive.
RANDY
I'llrelayit.Yousure youdon'twannago home?
SIDNEY
Ihavethis buttonIpress.See?It insulatesme.

Shemimesan airlockvalve.

RANDY
Igottacouplaof thosebuttonsmyself.

There'ssomethingsadaboutthisexchange.Thesetwopeople understandeachother

SIDNEY
Thanksforthemovie,Randy.

RANDY

beentheredonethatfeeling.

SidneywatchesasRandyshovesoff,disappearingacrosscampus. Sidturnsto findDerekleaningagainstapole.

DEREK
Ihad thefouro'clockshift.Youweren't there.Youhadus worried.Iseverything okay?
SIDNEY
No,it'snot.
DEREK
Idon'treallyknowwhathappenedin Woodsboro,Sid.ButIknowyoudon'ttrust me.
SIDNEY
It'snotyou,Derek.I don'ttrustmyself. Itendto makebigselectionerrorswhen itcomesto men.
DEREK
ThenI'llmakethiseasyfor you.I like you.I'mcrazyaboutyou,Sid.But I'm gonnastayaway.Untilyousayotherwise.

Along moment.Helooksather,hopingshe'llsayotherwise.

SIDNEY
I'msorry,Derek.

Dereknods.Sothat'showit's goingtobe.He turnsandwanders off,notlookingbackonce.

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45

EXT.NEWSVAN–CAMPUS– LATER

Thenewsvanisparkedat acurb.It sitsoutof theway

sitandconjugate.

Galewalksbackandforthwith thecellularattachedtoherear. Deweysitsleansagainstthevan,watchingher.Hestillhas a crushbuthidesit asbesthe can.

GALE
(onphone)
Theinterview'snotgoingtohappen.1 changedmymind.I'veharassedthegirl enough.It'sinpoortasteanda badidea.
FROM THEPHONE
Yourentirecareerisinpoor taste...
GALE
Gottago,callme whenyouhavesomething nicetosay.

Galehangsup,she lookstoDewey.Smiles.

DEWEY
Sowhatmadeyou changeyourmindabout Sidney?
GALE
Moodswing.I'mmanicdepressive.
DEWEY
You'reahardone tofigureout.
GALE
It'sthatcomplexyetshallowquality. It'sdeliberate.
DEWEY
Ithinkyou'reallan act.
GALE
AnddeepdownI'm agoodperson?Makeno mistake,Dewey,I'mashit.
DEWEY
Iknowthat.
GALE
Yeah?
DEWEY
Ialsoknow thatyou'reanagingTV reporterslashwriterwho,despitehuge tabloidsuccess,hassomeselfworth issuesregardingyourpersonallifewhich directlyeffectsyourprofessionallifein

relationshipswith–I'mguessingbalding, oldermen– haveturnedyouintothis bitchwithacell phone.ButIbet sometimes,lateatnight,whenyou'reall aloneasadnessseepstothe surfaceand ina momentofclarityyouknowthatall youreallywantisto betouchedandheld andfondled.

Galestaresathim,stunned.A momentasthetensionswirlsabout them.

GALE
Andwheredidyou gainallof yourGale Weather'sinsight?

Deweyapproachesher.Galehasneverbeenmoretakenwithhim. Theystandincrediblyclose.

DEWEY
AftermyspinalcordwasdamagedI was laidupfor overayear.A lotcan happen whenyou'reonyourback.

They'renearlytouchingnow.Justthen,Randyapproaches.

RANDY
What'dImiss?

GalebacksawayfromDewey,breathless.HercellularphoneRINGS. SheeyesDewey,thenhandsit toRandy.

GALE
I'mnothere.

Randytakesthephone.

RANDY
Hello?
MAN'SVOICE
Gale?
RANDY
She'snothererightnow.
MAN'SVOICE
Butshe'sstandingrightnexttoyou.

Shit!RandymotionstoGaleandDewey.It'shim. Hepointsaround campus,mouthing"He'swatching."GalegrabsDewey.

GALE
C'mon.
(toRandy)
Keephimtalking.

GaleandDeweyraceoff, acrossthegrassyareawhereSTUDENTS comeandgo.

ONRANDY

Heholdsthe phone,scared,notknowingwhattosay?

RANDY
So...what'syourfavoritescarymovie?No response.Silence.
MAN'SVOICE
They'llneverfindme.

RandyeyesDeweyandGale,theymove throughStudents,searching.

RANDY
Whatdoyou care?Let'emhavetheirfun. So,what'sup?
MAN'SVOICE
What'syourfavoritescarymovie?
RANDY
SHOWGIRLS.Absolutelyfrightening.What's yours?Wait,letmeguess.THEHOUSEON SORORITYROW?FINALEXAM.GRADUATIONDAY? THEDORMTHATDRIPPEDBLOOD?SPLATTER UNIVERSITY?AmIclose?
MAN'SVOICE
Closerthanyouthink.

ONDEWEYAND GALE

TheymovethroughpassingSTUDENTS.

GALE
Hehasto benearby.He likesthegame.

Deweyison thehiswalkie."I needback-up."Hehasa hardtime keepingupwithGale.He hobblesalong.

BACKONRANDY

Hegoeson a tiradepacingbackandforth.

RANDY
Sowhat'syourdeal?Canwe talkopenly fora second?Howdoesonebecomea serial killer?Huh?Areyoupsychopathicor merelypsychotic?Andwhatisthe distinguishingfeature'?Wereyouslapped aroundasa child?Isithereditary?Did yourMomtaketestdrugs?You know,have youtriedgettinglaid?It'sdonewonders formyhomicidaltendencies.
MAN'SVOICE
Doyouwant todie?
RANDY
Gee,letme think."Doyouwantto..." Is thatthebestyou cando?Sometiredhand medownrehash?Hey,pal,no one'sgonna writeabookaboutyou. Nomovierights. Nothing.I'vebeenthroughthisbeforeand muchbetterImightadd.

ONGALEAND DEWEY

Galespotsa YOUNGMAN,sittingwithsomeotherKIDS.He'stalking ona cellularphone.Sheracestohimand ripsitfrom hishands. Heleapsup readytopounceon her.

Deweyappears.

DEWEY
It'sokay.C'mon,Gale.

BACKONRANDY

Randywon'tletup.He continuesdissing.

RANDY
Andifyou'resucha brilliantsmart killerwhycopycat?Whynotbeoriginal? Where'stheinnovation?Let'spioneersome

history.Nowyou'llalwaysbethe Woodsborocopycatkiller.That'slame. It'slikea badsequel.AndwhyWoodsboro? WhataboutManson,Bundy,SonofSam?Why imitatetwohighschoolloser-ass dickheads?Iknewtheguys.Stuwas a wussyasswetrag andBilly,jesus,whata rat-lookinghomo-repressed,mama'sboy.

SuddenlythenewsvandoorRIPSOPEN,aGHOSTMASKEDFIGURElunges outgrabbingRandybytheneck.The moveisquickand precise.A hardyankandRandyis wrenchedbackintothenewsvan.Thedoor SLAMSshut.

ONDEWEYAND GALE

Astheyrun backtothe newsvan.SIRENSareheardinthedistant. Galeracesupto findRandynowhere.

GALE
Randy?Randy?Wheredidhego?

Deweycirclesthevanas Galemovestothe slidingsidedoor.She tearsitopenas...

RANDY'SBODYFALLSOUT.Bloodeverywhere.Histhroatslit.

Gale'sSCREAMisheardallovercampus.

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46

EXT.CRIMESCENE– NEWSVAN–LATER

gatheredasRandy'sbodyistakenouton a stretcher.

CaptainTylerandSheriffHartleysharefrustratedfaces.

SHERIFF
He'sbrokenhispattern.
CAPTAINTYLER
They'vebrokentheirpattern.
SHERIFF
You'resureaboutthistwopersonthing?
CAPTAINTYLER
Broaddaylight,acrowdedmovietheatre. Thisistoo muchfunforone person.

DifferentUNIFORMSwhirlby.

SHERIFF
Iwouldsay wearenow officiallybaffled.
CAPTAINTYLER
Onnationaltelevision.

SheriffHartleylooksupasREPORTERSflockthem,surroundingthem inquestions.

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47

INT.LIBRARY–RESEARCHCOMPUTERROOM–LATEAFTERNOON

Aroom ofthelibrarysectionedoffexclusivelyforcomputeruse. Itconsistsofthirtyto fortycubiclesthathousecomputer terminals.Everycubicleisfull.Theplaceispacked.

Sidsitsat aterminalbusyat work.Hertwopoliceguardswander upand downthecubicleskeepinganeyeout.

CLOSEONSIDNEY

Herfaceappearsconcentrated,focused.Shescansthecomputer screeninfrontof her.

ONTHE MONITOR

Sidis typingfeverishly.Suddenly,herscreenstartsflashingand BEEPING,freezingherwords.

ONSIDNEY

Confused,shetriestomakeit stopbutit won't.Sheleansback, turningtotheGUY nexttoher.A handsomeyoungman.

SIDNEY
Excuseme?Didyourcomputerjustfreeze?

Theguyleansover andtakesa lookatSid'smonitor.

GUY (CONT'D)
Youhavean instantmessage,that'sall. JusthitALTM.
SIDNEY
I'mnotsignedon.
GUY
Someonehereintheroom.All the terminalsareconnected.

Theguyreturnsto hisowncomputer.Sidneyeyesthescreen suspiciously.ShehitsALT+M.A messagepopsupon thescreen.

"YOU'REGOINGTODIETONIGHT."

Sidneyfreaks.AmuffledCRY.Sheshootsup,lookingaboutthe crowdedroom.Hecouldbeanywhere.Thetwoguardstakenotice, rushingovertoher.

SIDNEY
He'shere.He'sinthe roomrightnow.

Shepointstothe screen.Themeninstantlybreakupandcoverthe

theirscreens.

Sidneybacksawayfromherscreen,herterrorgrowing.

Suddenly,itstartsflashingandBEEPINGagain.Shelooksaround. Sheslowlymovestowardit,drawnuncontrollably.ShehitsALT+ M.Anothermessagepopsup:

"THEPOLICECAN'TSAVEYOU."

CLOSEONSIDNEY'SFACE

It'sstonepale.Shetakesa deepbreathandbeginsto type.

ONTHE MONITOR

Thewords"FUCKYOU"appear.Sidhits"SEND".

48

INT.CAMPUSSECURITYSTATION–PRIVATEOFFICE–LITTLELATER

CaptainTylerandSheriffHartleyaredrillingaverysubduedand coolCotton.

COTTON
WhatbetteralibicouldIhave?I washere incustody.
CAPTAINTYLER
Maybeyoudon'tworkalone.
COTTON
Yeah,that'sit.
SHERIFF
Whydidyou attackSidneyPrescott?
COTTON
Therewasnoattack,we weretalking.Very

complicatedpast.That'snocrime.

CAPTAINTYLER
Andthegun?
COTTON
Ihavea permit.It'sregistered.Ihavea legalrighttocarryit.
SHERIFF
Whydoyou needa gun?
COTTON
Gentlemen,yourgrowinghysteriaisnot reasonenoughtoholdmehere.I've been downthisroadbefore.Andunlessyou're goingtochargemewith acrimeI'd like towalkouttahere.I havean interviewat 6:00.
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49

INT.CAMPUSSECURITYSTATION–OUTEROFFICE

Galesitsat atable.Deweyapproaches.Heplacesahandon her shoulder.They'rebothataloss.

GALE
Where'sSidney'?
DEWEY
She'ssafe.

Silence.

DEWEY(CONT'D)
Howyoudoin?
GALE
Notgood.Howyou doin?
DEWEY
Notgood.

Justthen,theSheriffandCaptainemergefromtheiroffice. Cottonisescortedoutbehindthem.Galemovestohim.

DEWEY
Can'tweholdhim?
CAPTAINTYLER
No,wegot pressurefromCaliforniaState. Themanpracticallyhasclemency.Wecan't runtheriskof falselyaccusinghim.He hastobe standingoverthevictimwith knifeinhandbeforewe makeamove.
DEWEY
Whatnow?

ONCOTTON

Hestandsat acounter,signingforms.Galeapproaches.

GALE
What'sgoingon,Cotton?
COTTON
Youknowthestory,Gale.Man falsely accused,senttoprison,provedinnocent, releasedbackintotherealworldand nevertrustedagain.Wanttheexclusive?
GALE
Didyoudo it?

Shelookshimdead intheeyes.

COTTON
Now,Gale,youwereso instrumentalinmy freedom.You'renothavingcharacter doubtsnow,areyou?
GALE
Youhavea righttobe angry.
COTTON
No,Gale,I don'thaveanyrights.You madesureofthat.
GALE
Cotton,I'vedonenothingbuthelpyou.
COTTON
You'vedonenothingbutgetrichoffof me.Howmanybookshave yousold,Gale? YouthinkI don'tunderstandpointsand royaltiesandancilliaryrights?

Justthen,theOFFICERbehindthecounterbringshimhisgun ina plasticbag.Cottontakesitoutand checksitover.Galeis surprisedtoseethegun.

GALE
Don'tdoanythingstupid,Cotton.You've cometofar.
COTTON
Gale,Idon'tknowwhat I'mdoingfromone momenttothenext.I'm justtakingitas itcomes.

Cottonpocketsthegunandheadsout.Gale rejoinsDeweyandthe others.

CAPTAINTYLER
Night'scoming.Ithinkitstimeto beef upsecurityonthePrescottgirl.
GALE
Whereisshe?
SHERIFF
Shewasjustescortedtoher dormroom.
DEWEY
Isshesafe there?
CAPTAINTYLER
We'regoingtobringherin. Hideherout fora coupladays.Andwe'reissuinga

allowedoutafterdark.

DEWEY
Thatdoesn'twork,sir.
GALE
You'rejustisolatingpeople.You're givingthekillerablankcanvas.
CUTTO:
50

EXT.CAMPUS–NIGHT

Dayturnsto nightandcollegelifecomestoa deadlystandstill aseveryoneobservestheimposedcampusrestrictions.

51

EXT.SIGMAPHIEPISILON–NIGHT

Thefraternityhousesitsdarkandquiet.AYOUNGMAN walksupthe walktothe frontdoor.HeTAPSon itthreetimesand itquietly opensashe'susheredin.

INTSIGMAPHIHOUSE– NIGHT– SAME

Theyoungmanmakeshis waydowna longhallway,downaspiral staircase,throughathickbasementdoorandinto...

ARAGINGPARTY

MusicpeelspaintasYOUNGCOLLEGESTUDENTSrocktodeafening tunes.Arow ofkegslineone wallasa thepartygearsup fora drunkennightahead.

Derekisseenwith hisvideocamera.He'sfilmingLoisandMurphy. Theytalkintothe camera.Bothtipsychatty.

LOIS
It'sallaboutsisterhood.Everybody thinksitsaboutpartyingandblowjobs but...
MURPHY
...weonly promotesaferubberedsex.
LOIS
...it'sreallyaboutfamilyand tradition...
MURPHY
...harmonicastyleisokay.
LOIS
Ijustlove beingasister.

MickeyapproachesasDerekfinishesup.

DEREK
Thanks,ladies.

Theytakeoffto thekegs.

MICKEY
Aretheyawareof yournotso positive portrayalofGreeklife?
DEREK
Notonebit.
MICKEY
Where'sSid?
DEREK
Shedumpedme.
MICKEY
Noway.
DEREK
Yeah.
MICKEY
Youfreakin?

Derekshrugs.He'sclearlyupsetbyitwhenfrom outofnowhere, SEVERALFRATBOYSappear,pickingMickeyup,liftinghimover theirheads.EveryonestartsCHEERINGandCLAPPING.

FRATERNITYJOCK
Helavaliered.He'sdead.

Theycarryhimaroundtheroom,CHANTING.Thefratboysabduct Mickey,takinghimupthestairsand outsight.Otherslookie loo'sfollow.Derekgrabshiscameraandbolts.

CUTTO:
52

INT.SIDNEY'SDORMROOM–EVENING

Sidneyistryingtofocuson homeworkwhileHalliechannelsurfs. Shefindsa channel.Onscreen,SiskelaEbertarereviewinga movie.

EBERT
(fromTV)
Ienjoyeditscleverexecution...
HALLIE
We'remissingtheSigEpparty.
SIDNEY
No,Hallie,nottonight.Partiesandmass murderersdon'tgotogether.Trustme.
HALLIE
No,no,I hadn'tplannedongoing,it's justMickeywillbepissed.

Hallieclearlywishesshewerethere.

SISKEL
(fromTV)
Itwasjust anexcusetokill young,big breastedgirls.Ididn'tlikeit.

They'rereviewingSTAB.Hallieswitcheschannels.There'saKNOCK onthe door.Sidanswers.It'sDeweyandGale.Fromthelook on theirfaces...

SIDNEY
Someoneelsehasbeenkilled.
CUTTO:
53

EXT.DELTAZETAHOUSE– BACKYARD-LITTLELATER

SPLAT!Gobsofgooeyfoodgoes flyingthroughtheairexploding perfectlyallover...

MICKEY

Whostandsbucknaked,tied...chainedtoatree intheback yard. Theyardis crowdedwithFRATBOYSandSORORITYGIRLSwhodelight intorchinghim.Moundsofsyrup,eggs,andotherwet andslimy foodisplungeduponhim.

FRATERNITYJOCK
Whodoyou love?
MICKEY
Hallie.
FRATERNITYJOCK
Didyousay "MyTKEbrothers"?
MICKEY
No,I saidHallie.

Morefoodandslimecome barrelingathim.AdrunkLoisand Murphy pullthepolicetapedownfrom thepreviousnight'scrimescene andbeginto Mayflowerhim.Thecrowdgoescrazy.

54

INT.SIDNEY'SDORMROOM–NIGHT

rock.It'sfrighteningtowatchherholdittogether.

SIDNEY
I'mfine.I wishpeoplewouldstop treatingmelikeglass.I'mnotgonna break.
HALLIE
It'sokaytobreak,girl.You shatterif youhaveto.
SIDNEY
I'dreallyjustliketo bealone.
DEWEY
Thepolicearewaitingoutside.They're goingtotakeyou somewheresafe.
SIDNEY
Dewey,there'snosuchplace.
DEWEY
Humorme,Sid.

Sidneystartspackinganovernightbag.

HALLIE
CanI comewithher?
SIDNEY
No,Hallie,I'mnotgonnatakeyou down too.I'llbealright.
GALE
Sid,I'llcomewithyou.
SIDNEY
Butwhowouldoperateyourcamera?

Aburn.It comesoutof nowhere.Galegoessilent.AKNOCKatthe door.Deweyopenstofinda PoliceguardstandingwithJoel.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
He'scool,Remy.

Joelisusheredin.He sayshishello's,movingtoHallie.Gale andDeweymoveout intothehallwiththe guards.Sidcontinuesto pack.Herfacerigid.

JOEL
TheygotMickey.He'sbeingtoastedatthe Deltas.
HALLIE
Iknewit. Shit!Igottaget overthere.
JOEL
We'reunderquarantine.

Hepointsto DeweywhotalkstoGale inthehallway.

HALLIE
I'mtheonlyone whocancut himdown.
SIDNEY
It'snota goodidea,Hallie.
JOEL
I'llgowithher.
HALLIE
Besafe,girl.

ShegivesSidneya hugbeforeshecanobject,thenshe andJoel raceoutintothe hallwayasDeweystickshisheadin.

DEWEY
Sid,youshouldgetgoing.

Helooksat JoelandHallie.

DEWEY(CONT'D)
Whereareyoutwo headed?
JOEL
(instantcover)
Hallieforgotherfootageatthefilm dept.I'mgonnawalkherover beforeit's getstoolate
DEWEY
Youreally...
HALLIE
Igottahaveit, Dewey.

Galestepsin.

GALE
Hey,Dewey?
HALLIE
Seeya,Dewey.

HallieandJoelraceouttatherebeforeanymore objections.Dewey turnstoGale.

GALE
Ifyouwere trulyacopycat,wouldn'tyou wanttoemulateeverythingaboutthe killerthatyoucould?
DEWEY
Meaning?
GALE
He'salreadygottabea partofSid's life.Whatdoyou knowaboutthisDerek?

DEWEY

wasattacked.

GALE
Billyhadalibistoo.

DeweyturnstoSid whonowstandsreadyin thedoorway.

DEWEY
Hey,Igot stufftodo. ButI'llfindyou later,okay.
SIDNEY
Whatever.

Sidney'sexteriorkeepshardening.

CUTTO:
55

EXT.DELTAZETAHOUSE– BACKYARD-LITTLELATER

Mickeyisstilltiedto thetree.He'sso completelycoveredin hardenedgookitlookslikehe'swearingclothes.Thelastofthe crowdhasleft.They'vegonebackto theparty.Hestands shiveringinthecold.

Hechecksthechainthat holdshimsecure.It'scomposedof severalbikelocksandsteeltwine.He'snotgoinganywhere.

BUMP!Hehearsa noise.Helooksto thenearbyshrubsandbeyond. Nothing.Justanoiseof thenight.

MICKEY
(whispering)
Comeon,Hallie,baby...
CUTTO:
56

INT.DEREK'SDORMROOM– LATER

Adark room.Aslightdisturbanceatthedoorandit comespopping open.Lightfromthehallfloodsthe roomasDeweyand Galeslip inand closethedoorbehindthem.

GALE
(checkingdoor)
Youbrokethelock.
DEWEY
Youbrokemyheart.
GALE
Whatarewe lookingfor?
DEWEY
Abloodyknife.A ghostmask.Something likethat?
GALE
Canweturn thelighton?
DEWEY
That'snotthewayit's done.

siftsthroughdrawersandacloset.

DEWEY
Andit'ssexierinthe dark.
GALE
Dewey,youandI wouldnevermakeit.
DEWEY
Maybenot.Butthinkaboutthesex. As frustratedasIam...
GALE
...andas lonelyasI am...
DEWEY
We'dbreaksomefurniture.

GaleLAUGHSatthis.She reachesoverandpatshisbuttock.

GALE
Tellyouwhat.We getthroughthisone. Andwe'lltakeouta hotelroom.Overhere withthelight.

Deweypointsthelighttoa framedpicture.It'sofJoeland Derek.Abuddypose.She siftsthroughsometextbooksonthe desk.

DEWEY
They'reroomates.
GALE
AndJoel'spre-med.
DEWEY
Thesororitygirlwasguttedwithautopsy precision.
GALE
Shit!It'sbothofthem.The firstmurders weretothrowus –usingthe samenamesas Woodsboro.Butthey'vemovedon.They're gettingclosertoSidney.They'renot lookingforaHimbryor aTatumto kill. They'relookingforthenewTatum.
DEWEY
Hallie?

Amoment.Thenin asplash,they'reouttathere.

CUTTO:
57

EXT.RESIDENTIALSTREET–MINUTESLATER

Asquadcar makesit'swaydownthe quietcampusstreet.

58

INT.SQUADCAR– SAME

Sidneysitsinthe backseat.Thetwopoliceofficersridein front.

SIDNEY
Whereareyoutakingme?

POLICEGUARD#1 Actually,Idon'tknow.

POLICEGUARD#2 We'remeetinganothercarthatwill transportyoutherestofthe way.

POLICEGUARD#1 Safetyprecautions.

SIDNEY
Ifeellike EddieMurphy.

Thecarcomesto a haltinfrontof astop light.

POLICEGUARD#1 WefeellikeKevinCostner.

Sidneysmilesatthisjustas thecardoor ripsopenonthe passenger'sside.TwohandsreachinandyankPoliceGuard#2from thecar.He startstoCRYOUT butit'scut short.

SidSCREAMSasthe PoliceGuardbehindthewheelstruggleswith hisseatbelt.He looksupto seea GhostMaskedFiguremove aroundthesideof thecartowardshisdoor.He reachesforhis gunbutit's toolate.TheGhosthas thedooropen.

Aflashof silverandthePoliceGuard'sthroatisslit.

INTHE BACKSEAT

SidneySCREAMSandSCREAMS,BEATINGonthedoorofthe car.It won'topen.She'strappedlikeacagedanimal.

INTHE FRONTSEAT

TheGhostpullsthePoliceGuardfromthe car,thengetsin, behindthedriver'sseat.TheGhostputsthecar indriveand takesoffdownthe road.

Sidneylooksbehindherasthe guard'sdeadbodieslaysprawledin themiddleofthe road.Sheturnsto thedoor,BEATINGandCLAWING atit. Sheleansback,manic,andKICKSat thewindowwithher feet.Nouse.

59

EXT.CAMPUSDRIVE–SAME

Thecarmakesits waydownthe desertedstreet

INTHE BACKSEAT

turnsandtwistslookingforanescape.Throughthewindow,she

asa carpassesby.

Sidneytakesnoticeasthecar turnsontoanothercampusstreet. Big,stoneschoolbuildingslineeachsideofa thin,road.

Sheeyesthe Ghostthroughtherearviewwindow.Thewhitemasks turnsashiddeneyesborethroughher.The Ghosthitsthegas, pickingupspeed.

Sidneylookstothebook bagonthe seatbesideher.Sheripsit open,rustlingthroughitfrantically.Shepullsbooks,pencils, paper...Sidgrabsalong,yellowNo.2pencil.Shegripsit hard, lookingtothemetalgratejustbehindthe driver'sseat.The Ghost'sneckisrightup againstit.

Sidtakesthepenciland positionsitrightbehindtheGhost's head,readytoattack.

Withoutpause,SidRAMSthepencilthroughthegrate,intothe Ghost'sneck.Itlodgesthereasthe Ghostfallsforwardinpain, losingcontrolofthewheelfora moment.

Thecarjumpsthe curbandSLAMSagainsta building.TheGhost yanksthewheel,overcorrecting.Hetriestobringit backtothe roadbutdoesn'tseethe lamppostthatstandsdirectlyinthe car'spath.

TheSquadcarmakesdirectcontactwiththelamp post,SLAMMING intoit,bringingthecarto a CRASHINGHALT,lodgingitagaisnt thebuilding'sstoneexterior.

Smokerisesfroma bashedengineasitemitsa fatalrumbling.

INSIDETHECAR

Allis still.Inthebackseat,Sidneyrisesfromthefloorboards. Shelooksup toseethe GhostMaskedfigureslumpedoverthe steeringwheel.Out.

Sidquicklypullsherselftogether,lookingabout,sizingupher options.Shetugsonthe doorhandle.Itwon'tbudge.Shelooksto thepassenger'ssideofthecar.It'sflushagainstthebuilding.

Thenshenoticesthemetalgrate.Theedge hasbeenpriedapartin thecrash.Sidneyreachesforit,pullingonit, bendingit backwards...

CREAK!

Sidtriesto stiflethenoiseitmakes,allthe whileeyeingthe

forherto crawlthrough.Sheliftsherselfupandpullsherself throughtothe...

FRONTSEAT

Sidfallsdownintothe seat,hereyesneverleavingtheGhost. Shelaycrumpledupagainstthesmashedpassenger'sdoor,theonly soundisher ownTERRIFIEDBREATHING.ShewatchestheGhostMasked Figure.Hisbodydoesn'tmove.Shecontemplateshernextmove.

Theonlyway outisthroughthedriver'sdoor.

Afterwhatseemsaneternity,sheslowlyreachesoverwithher footandnudgestheGhost.No movement.Nothing.

SheslidesacrosstheseattowardstheGhost,movingtohis side. Shereacheswithherhandand pushesontheGhost'sshoulder.His bodymoves,slumpingbackagainstthebackoftheseat.It clears spaceforherto passthrough.

Shesitsup onher feet,facingtheGhost.Withherleg,she reachesoverhim,straddlinghim.Sheleansagainstthesteering wheel,herarmquicklyreachingforthedoorknob.

HONK!

Herbackbrushesagainstthehorn.SidTENSES,herfacea little morethana footfromtheGhostMask.He doesn'tmove.He's completelyoutcold.Sidpushesthecardooropenand startsto slidecompletelyovertheGhostwhenshestops.

Shelooksto theGhost.

CLOSEONHER FACE

Asshe fightswithadecision.Then,withafiercedetermination, SidreachesfortheGhostMask.She findstheedgeand beginsto peelstheMaskawaywhen...

THEGHOSTCOMESTO LIFE

Lungingforward.SidneySCREAMS,leaping,fallingoutthecar door.

OUTSIDETHECAR

BAM!

Sidhitsthe pavementhard.Sheliftsherselfupwhenherentire bodyisYANKEDVIOLENTLYBACKWARDS.

TheGhosthashold ofherfoot,pullingherback intothecar. SidneyKICKSandWRITHESbreakingfree.Shehopstoherfeet as theGhostemergesfromthecar.SidneySLAMSthe cardoorshut.It catchestheGhost,knockinghimbackwards.

Sidtearsoff,downthe street,running,burningupthepavement.

CUTTO:
60

EXT.FILMSCHOOL– MINUTESLATER

Thefilmschoolsitsin thestilldarkness.

61

INT.HALLWAY–SAME

DeweyandGalemovedown adarkand shadowedhallway.THUMP!They stopcold.

GALE
Ssshh!Whatwasthat?
DEWEY
Let'sfindout.

Deweykeepsmoving.

GALE
Thisisall toofamiliar.
DEWEY
Overhere.

Deweyhasleadher toa doormarked"LECTUREHALL".

62

INT.LECTUREHALL–SAME

Thesameroomseen earlier.Alarge,roundedroomwiththree levelsofseatsthatshootstraightupto theceiling.Apodium

placesaroundtheroom.

DeweyandGaleenter.If notforthe redEXITSIGNSthathangover theexitdoors,theroom wouldbecompletelydark.

Theymovedownthe firstlevelofchairstothe lecturn.

GALE
Maybetheynevergothere.He couldhave takenheranywhere.
DEWEY
C'mon.Let'sgo.

CLICK!STATIC!Anoisefromabovetakestheirattention.They looksupas avideomonitorcomesto life.Imagesappear.

CLOSEONMONITOR

Home-madevideofootagefillsthescreen.Amovietheatre,people standinginline.ThehomecameraZOOMSin toa YOUNGCOUPLE. MaureenandPhilcomeintoview.

ONDEWEYAND GALE

GalewatchesthescreenasDeweylooksaroundtheroom,searching forit'ssource.

CLICK!Anothermonitorcomestolife.Morehomeshotvideo footage.Thistimeofa bighouse.A closerlookrevealsittobe theChiOmegaSororityHouse.Ayounggirl standsonthefront porchtalkingona portablephone.It'sCici.

ONGALEAND DEWEY

GALE
JesusChrist!
DEWEY
Hefilmedhisvictims.

CLICK!ANOTHERMONITORTURNSON.

It'sRandystandingoutsidethenewsvanwiththecellularphoneto hisear.

CLICK!Anothermonitorturnson.It'sofa manandwomanbackto thecamera.Thecouplemovein frame.Itbecomesapparentquick. It'sGaleandDewey.As theystandinthe roomlive.They'rebeing taped.

CLOSEONDEWEYAND GALE

GALE
Shit!

Deweyspinsaround.Hereachesforthegun heno longercarries.

DEWEY
Dammit!

Helooksaroundtheroom,up tothe twolevelsabovethem.He spotsasmalllighton thesecondlevel.Hesquintshiseyes and seesa FIGUREstandingbehindit.

GALE
Let'sgo.
DEWEY
No,waithere.

Deweyhandsherhisflashlightandtakesofffor thestairrise thatleadstothe upperlevel.

GALE
No,Dewey,let'scallforbackup.

ButDeweyis gone,leavingGalealone.Sheturnstothemonitorto seeherface infear-strickenCLOSEUP.

ONTHE UPPERLEVEL

Deweymovesfast,limpinghiswayto thelevel'sedge.He approachestherailingandmakeshiswayaroundtothe shining light.

Hereachesit,findingnothingbuta cameraandtripod.Itsits

seatseverywhere.Completelybare.

Deweylooksdowntothe mainfloor...toGalewholooksup tohim.

GALE
Dewey?
DEWEY
There'snothing.I'mcomingdown.

Deweyturnstoleave,hiseye catchingamonitorthathangslevel withtherailing.Onthe monitor,Galeisinframe,lookingupat Dewey,herfacefearstained.Shetakesa stepforward,movingout offrame,revealing

THEGHOST

Whostandsrightbehindher.Deweylooksdownto seetheGhost standingdirectlybehindGale.

DEWEY(CONT'D)
Watchout!

DOWNBELOW

Galeturnsjustin timetosee thegleamofa killer'sknifeasit dartsoutof thedarkness.Galecatapults,justdodgingit.She moveslikelightninguptheaisleof seats.

UPABOVE

Deweyracesforthestairs,goingas fastashis handicappedleg willallow.

DOWNBELOW

Galetearsoutthe exitdoor,theKillerrightbehindher.

ATTHE LECTURN

Deweyarrives,searching,lookingforGale.

DEWEY(CONT'D)
Gale!

Heeyesthe exitdooras itslowlycloses.Hemovesforit.

63

INT.CORRIDOR–SAME

Galeracesdownthehallway,eyeingthenearestdoor.Shetearsit open,disappearinginto...

64

INT.SOUNDSTAGE– SAME

Galefindsherselfinthestudentstudios.Shestandsina huge

anddoors.Ithas amaze quality.

Galemovesouta sidedoorand intoadubbingroom.Darkness everywhereGalestopsforasecond,listeningasshemaindoor CREAKSopen.AndthenFOOTSTEPSareheard,makingtheirway towardsher.

Galeproceedsdeeperintothestudio.Shemovesintoa soundproof roomandclosesthedoor.Not seeingthe...

GHOSTFIGURE

out,butthenrealizeshe'sstandinginthecontrolbooth.She's protectedbyaclear,large,plexiglasswindowthatwrapsaround theroom.Theghostmovesout thesidedoor,headingherway.He disappearsoutofview.Galefreaks.Sheracestothe door,trying tosecureit.There'sno lock.

ATTHE MAINDOOR

Deweyslipsthroughquietly,tryinghisbesttobequickon his toes.Throughthecontrolboothwindow,heimmediatelyspotsGale.

INSIDETHEDUBBINGROOM

Galelooksforobjectstoblockthe doorwith.Shedragsa shelf ofsoundequipmenttowardsthedoor.

OUTSIDETHEDUBBINGROOM

Deweymovestothe window.

DEWEY
Gale!Gale!

Shedoesn'thearhim.Theroom issoundproof.HeBEATSagainst theglass.Still,shedoesn'tturntohim.

INSIDETHEDUBBINGROOM

Galeshoveseverythingshecanfindagainstthedoor,notseeing orhearingDeweyashe POUNDSagainstthesoundproofbarrier behindher.

Shealsodoesn'tseethe KillerthatappearsbehindDewey.He movesonhim swiftandfocused.

INSIDETHEDUBBINGSTAGE

Galecan'ttakehereyes offthedoor.Her faceisterrified.If she'donlyturnaround,shewouldseeDewey.His faceterror strickenasaknifeis hurledintohimrepeatedely.Witheach thrust,bloodissplatteredagainsttheglass.

INTHE CONTROLBOOTH

DeweySCREAMSforhislife,caughtcompletelyoffguard.Hefalls forwardontothecontrolpanels.Suddenly,microphonefeedback tearsthroughthestudiosasDewey'sCRIESareheardthroughout thestage.

INTHE DUBBINGSTAGE

Dewey'sDEATHSCREAMripsthroughtheroom.

Galeturnstothe windowtoseeDewey,his facesmashedagainst it,bloodsmearedacrosstheglass.Shemovesto thewindow,her faceonlyinchesfromhis.A momentastheireyesmeet.Dewey's lifeisnear gone.Hiseyesrevealit.

GaleBEATSagainsttheglasswindow.

GALE
(throughtears)
NOOOOOOO!

Dewey'sbodyslidesdown,outofview.Galeis mortified.She lookstothe Killerwhohasalreadymadehisway throughthe controlbooth.He'scomingforher.Sheracesto thedoor,throws thethingsaway.

Shemanagestopullthe dooropenjustenoughto slidethrough. Andshe'soffand running.

Galefindsa doorandplowsthroughit,stoppingonlylongenough tolockit.

BAM!TheGhostRAMSit fromtheotherside butitholds.Gale surveyshersurroundings.She'sinastorageroom.Sheeyes anotherdoor.Shemovesthroughitandout into...

THEHALLWAY

Galeshootsdownit.

CUTTO:
65

EXT.CAMPUSSTREET–SECONDSLATER

Sidneyracesdownthedesertedstreet.Notasoulin sight.She reachesacorner,movesofftheroad andpassesthroughaseries oftreesand shrubs,comingoutonto...

66

EXT.SORORITYROW–SAME

Thehouseshavelongsincegoneto sleep.TheDeltaZetaHouse staresatSidney.Lightsburnfromwithin.Sidgoesforit.

67

EXT.DELTAZETAFRONTPORCH– SAME

Sidmakesherway upthe frontporch.ShePOUNDSonthefront door,SCREAMINGherlungsout.

SIDNEY
SOMEBODYPLEASEOPENUPSOMEBODY!

Sidwastesnotime,she movesalongthewraparoundporch,beating atthe windows.Butnothing.Everybodyisoffpartying.Suddenly,

Lois,laying,strewnacrosstheendofthe porch.Passedout.

Sidrunsto them.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
OhGod,helpme. Wehaveto callthe police.

SidkneelsoverMurphy,shakingher.Murphy'seyesopenandshe

skillsatall.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Doyouhave keys?Ineedto getinside.

Sidlooksto Lois.She'sinworseshape.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Shit!

Sidcontemplates,notknowingwhattodo.Sheleavesthem,moving downoffthe porchandaroundtothe backofthe house.Shegets tothe backdoor,triesit.It'slockedtoo.

Sidneychecksouttheyard.Offto theside,she spotsabig tree witha...

BODY,lyingnexttoit ina heapon thegroundShemovestoward it.

AsSid approachessheseesclearlythatit'sMickey.Helayonhis side,curled,kneestochest,hisarmstillchainedto thetree.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Mickey?Mickey?

Alook ofdreadcreepsacrossherface.He laythereverymuch dead.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
OhGod,no, Mickey...

Shekneelsoverhisbody justasit stirs,liftingup,rising. Mickey'sfacecomesintoview,coatedindriedfunk,hiseyes wide.

MICKEY
Sid?Jesus,where'sHallie?I'vebeenhere allnight.
SIDNEY
Listentome.We'vegot togethelp.The Killer'shere.
MICKEY
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
SIDNEY
He'safterme.

Mickeypullsonhischainedarm.

MICKEY
Shit!You'vegottocut medown,Sid.

Sidinspectsthechain.It'smeanttohold.

SIDNEY
I'llberightback.
MICKEY
Whereyougoing?

Sidneymovestotheshed that'sattachedtothegarage.Leaning againstthesidearea rowof gardentools.Sidsettlesona shovel.

SidreturnstoMickeywhohas risentohis feet.He'spullingand twistingthebikechainthatbindshim.

SIDNEY
Watchout.

Sidliftstheshovelup andbringsitdown directlyonthelock. Itbendssomewhatbutstaysin tact.

MICKEY
Doit again.

CLANK!Anoisebehindthem.Theybothspin aroundpeeringintothe night.

MICKEY(CONT'D)
Whatwasthat?
SIDNEY
Don'tpanic.

Sidney,determined,raisestheshovelhighandbringsitdownwith greatforce.ItCRACKSthelock,looseningit.

Mickeypullsonit.It won'tquitegive.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Watchout.

Sidraisestheshovelagain,unfaltering.Shedoesn'tseethe GhostMaskedFigurethatslidesdownfromthetreebranchbehind her.TheFiguremovesquicklyandgracefully,comingtoastance directlybehindSid.

Mickeylooksup,justin time.

MICKEY
SIDNEYWATCHOUT!

Sidturnsjustas theKillerstrikes.ButSidis ready.Without thought,sheswingstheshovelattheGhost,catchinghismid- section,sendinghimflying.

Mickeygoesballisticchainedtothetree.Hepulls,twists, squirms...anythingtofreehimself.

TheGhostrises,movingonMickey.Sidneyseesthis.

SIDNEY
Hey.

SidneydistractstheGhost.Shetakesoff,theGhostfollowing her.Shemovesaroundthetree,sprintingacrosstheyard,running smackinto...

THEGHOSTMASKEDKILLER

ButSidneyspinsaroundastwo Ghostsappearoneachsideof her.

divesbetweenthetwobutthey counter,keepinghersurrounded.

Sidwatchesasone oftheGhostswithdrawshisknife.Sheturnsto theother.Hisknifeis alreadypoised.Theycloseinonher, readytostrike.

Shelooksforan escape.There'snotone.BAM!

Suddenly,Mickeyappears,barrelingintooneoftheGhosts.They gosprawlingacrossthegrass.

MICKEY
Run,Sid...

Sidneymakesherbreak,sherunspassedthem,towardsthefrontof theyard.

Mickeyleapstohisfeat.The Killerrightbehindhim.Henow findshimselfinSid'spredicament.Hedoesn'tknowwheretorun. ThetwoKiller'scloseinon him.

Sidneygetstothe cornerofthehouse.Shestops...shedoesn't wanttoleaveMickey.Sheturnsback aroundjustintimeto see...

MickeysandwichedinbetweenthetwoGhosts.They'reknivesstrike atthe sametime.Onethroughthestomach,theotherthroughthe back.Theywithdrawtheirknives.Mickey'sbodysuspends, momentarilyhangingintheair.Thencollapsestoaheapon the ground.

BothGhoststurntoSid atthe sametime.Shetakesoffrunning, alongthesideof thehouse,througharow ofshrubthattakeher to...

68

EXT.STREET–SAME

Sidis backonthe campusstreet,runningdownthemiddleofit.

Shespotsa carstoppedata redlighthalfa blockup.KIDS are inside,rockmusicBLARES.SidSCREAMSandSCREAMSbuttheydon't hearher.Sheruns,feet pounding,towardthembutthelightturns greenandthecar takesoff.It'staillightsfadinginthenight.

Sheturnsfindingherselfaloneina parkinglot.Thetheatresits inthe distance.Shespotssomeoneenteringthetheatre.Itlooks likeHallie.

SIDNEY
Hallie?

ButHalliedoesn'thearher.Sidracesforward.

CUTTO:

Galeracesdowntheemptycampusstreet.Sheeyesan emergency phonethat'sattachedtoastreetlamp.Shegoes forit.

Galeripsthephonefrom itscradle,pressestheCALLbutton.

VOICE (fromphone) Whatisyouremergencyplease?

GALE
Someone'stryingtokillme.Ineed the police.

VOICE Areyouin dangernow?

GALE
Yes,goddammit!

VOICE Whereisyourattacker?

GALE
Idon'tknow.

VOICE

itsway.

GALE
Thesafetywhat?Fuckthat!

Justthen,Galehearsa NOISE.Adooropening.Shelooksup tosee Sidneydisappearthroughthesidetheatredoor.

GALE
SIDNEY!

phone.

GALE (CONT'D)
Fuckin'hurry.

Galethrowsthephonedownand tearsoffforSidney.

Thetheatreisbig andold.Plushchairs,balcony,hugeproscenium stage.

Sidneyentersthroughasidehousedoor.Shepullson it,

towardtheorchestrasection.

SIDNEY
Hello?

Thestageis darkandbarewiththe exceptionsofthefurniture fromtheDEATHTRAPset.BUMP!Anoisefrom thestagewings.

SIDNEY(CONT'D)
Hallie?

Sidneymovesdownfronttothe littlebridgethatextendsoutover theorchestrapit.Shecrossesitandmovesto stagecenter, peeringintothewingsoneithersideof her.

Completedarkness.

DRIP!DRIP!

herfacewhen...

CLICK!Aspotlightturnson fromtheback ofthehouse, illuminatingSidcenterstage.Shejumpsatthis,unnerved.She lookstoher hand,coveredincrimson.Thenouttothe house... thelightis blinding.

CLANK!ANOISEfromabove..ropes,pulleysmoving.Sidlooksupas aset wallcomesPLOWINGdownather.She leapsoutof theway, fallingtothefloor.

Thewallfallsintoplaceon thestage.It istheback wallofthe setthat'sdressedwithframedpicturesandantiqueweaponsand...

DEWEY

Whohangsfromit, pinnedupagainstthewall,verymuchdeadk, armsoutstretched,crucified.Hisbodyabloodymess.Sidney stops,stunned.Shestandsfrozeninunspeakablehorror.Her entirebeingrippedapart.Shebreaksintotears.Andthen...

Sidbacksup,moving,racingtowardthewingswhenanotherwall fliesin,sealingthebackstageareaoff,trappingher.Shelooks inshockat...

HALLIE

Strungup,herbodyhanginglifeless.SidSCREAMS,turning, runningtotheothersideof thestagewhena thirdwallcomes flyingin,creatingthethreewalledsetofDEATHTRAP.

Attachedtoit,is thebodyof Joel.Dead.Bloodeverywhere.And then,Sidhears...

CLAPPING!

Asinglepairof handsfromsomewhereinthehouse...applauding. Sheturnsaroundandspotsa FIGUREmovingdowntheaisle.She can'tmakeoutwho itis.

Sidbolts.Shespotsthe setdoorup center,nearDewey'sbody. Shegoesfor it,rippingitopento find...

COTTONWEARYSTANDINGINTHEDOORFRAME

SidSCREAMS.Butthenseeshis face,helooksscared.Andthen, Cotton'sbodyfallsforwardtothefloor,hisarmsand legsbound byelectrictape.

Sidturnsbackto thefrontof thestage.TheFigureisnow walkingacrossthebridge,holdingsomething...alightattached toa videocamera.She'sbeingfilmed.SidlooksbacktoCotton wholooksup toherwith pleadingeyes.

COTTON
Quick,untieme.

Sidis paniced.Shedoesn'tknowwhattodo.She leansdownto untiehimbutstops.

VOICE (frombehindvideocamera) You'veseenthismoviebefore,haven't you?

Sidneylookstothevoice.The cameraispulledawaytoreveal...

DEREK

Hesmilesat her.

DEREK
Smileforthecamera.

Sidneyremainssilent.

COTTON
Sid,c'mon.

SidebacksawayfromCotton.Shedoesn'ttrusteitheroneof them. Derekwatchesher,amused.

DEREK
Goon,untiehim.
SIDNEY
No.Thisis aset up.
DEREK
That'squick.
COTTON
Please,Sidney,he'sgoingtokillus.

Derekbeginsfilmingagain.

DEREK
Youmustbe dealingwithsomeserious trustissuesrightaboutnow.

Sidneysaysnothing.Sheegdesaway,movingtothewallwhere Halliehangs.

DEREK(CONT'D)
Sidney,youcan'tkeepyourbackto the

littleforwardforme?

COTTON
Please,Sidney.
DEREK
You'rereallystumped,aren'tyou?You knowthere'stwokillersbutyoudon't knowwhotheyare.I'm agiven.The boyfriend.Wayobvious.Butnowyou're torn.Everyoneelseappearstobedead. ExceptforCotton.Hmmm?Hmmm?

Suddenly,HalliecomestolifebehindSid,reachingout,grabbing her.SidJUMPS.Shespinsaroundto findHalliebreakingoutina torrentofGIGGLES.Verymuchalive.

HALLIE
Paaaaiiin...yah,suchpain...Thestory ofyourlife,Sid.

SidneystaresinmortalshockasHalliecutsherselfdownfromthe wallwitha bighuntingknife.

DEREK
Needsomehelp,honey.
HALLIE
Igot it..

Sidney'seyesgobackandforthbetweenthetwo.

DEREK
Youshouldreallyseeyourfacerightnow, Sid.It'sdoingsomefreakyshit.

Derek'sright.Sid'sfaceappearscompletelytortured.

HALLIE
Yeah,youlookquizzicalyetpensive.
DEREK
Yeah,howcanwe help?Doyou haveany questionsregardingthesequelofyour life?

Sidneystaresthemdown.She'sbeenherebefore.

SIDNEY
Why?
DEREK
Goodquestion.Youtookthebait.
HALLIE
EverseeNATURALBORNKILLERS?Well,Derek andI havethiswholeMickey/Mallory-Woody Harrelson/JulietteLewisthinggoingon.
DEREK
Ireallydon'tlikethatcomparison, honey.
HALLIE
(toSid)
HehatesOliverStone.
DEREK
Ifindhis workoverwrought.

Sidis waning.

HALLIE
C'mon,Sid,don'tfadeonus. We'vebeen planningthisbabyforayear.Humorus.

Sidturnsto Cotton.Shekneelsdownandbeginstountiehim.

DEREK
Nope.Youhadyourchance.

Derekdummylungesatherwith theknife.Sidbacksoff.

CUTTO:

Galeapproachesthesidetheatredoor.Shepullsonit.It's locked.

GALE
Shit.

Shemovesdownalongthe theatretoanotherdoor.

CUTTO:

HallieandDerekmovearoundSid,takingturnsfilmingherwith thecamera.

DEREK
Wemeton theinternet.
HALLIE
Hesentme thecuteste-mail.
DEREK
Ireadher postingsonthehorrormovie chatboardsandfellhopelessly.Hook, line...
HALLIE
Wehaveour ownwebsitenow.Wededicated awholepageto you.
DEREK
You'dmeamazedathow manyofus there areoutthere.It'sa wholeworld,Sid. You'rereallypopularamongstthe demented.
HALLIE
You'retheonewhogot away.
DEREK
Untilnow.
COTTON
Youguysarefucked.
HALLIE
ActuallyCotton,andIthinkcriticswould agree,it'stheotherwayaround.
DEREK
PoorCotton,couldlifebea littlemore cruel?
SIDNEY
You'renotgoingtoget awaywiththis.
HALLIE
Ofcoursenot.Whowantsto? What'sthe pointifwe don'tgetcaught?Where'sthe glamourinthat?
DEREK
ThewayI seeit. We'llbearrested.Goto prison.Cashinonthe homefootage. Secureabookdeal.If allgoesas planned,ourtrialshouldcoincidewith thereleaseofSTABII.
HALLIE
Averdictandpremiereallon thesame day.Ilove it.
DEREK
We'rehopingforthedeathpenalty.Ihave thiswholeDEADMANWALKINGswansongexit planned.
HALLIE
Andnow,drumrollplease...
DEREK
Hopeyou'reready,Sid.Wegotone last surpriseforyou.

Cottonpullandtwistsonhis boundwrists.Sidhadloosenedthem somewhat.Hetriestofinishundoingthem.

HALLIE
Atwistendingif youwill.
DEREK
Yeah,wereallyhadour workcutoutfor us.Itreallyis thecurseof thesequel. TheBilly/Stuthing'sbeendone.
HALLIE
...sowe hadto bedifferentbutyetthe samebecauseifyouventuretofar away fromyourorginalstoryyoucompletely alienatetheaudience...
DEREK
Andwedidn'twantto dothat,Sid. We wantedtogiveyouyour money'sworth.
HALLIE
Sowe foundacompromise.
DEREK
Orit foundus.
HALLIE
Wehavea surprisegueststarwaitingin thewings.
DEREK
Justforyou,Sid.
HALLIE
Waitasec, Derek.Weforgottoflip.

Derekreachesinhispocketfora coin.

DEREK
Ohyeah.
(toSid)
Wefiguretheone ofus thatactually killsyouwillgeta littlemorepress. It'sbeenanongoingdiscussion.
(toHallie)
Headsortails?
HALLIE
Tails.

Heflipsthe coin.

DEREK
Shit!Youwin.

INTHE AUDITORIUM

Galeemergesfromthelobby.Shefounda wayin. Sheeyesthe

thenHallieandDerekon eitherside...knivesinhand.Sheraces downtheaisle.

GALE
Sidney!

ONSTAGE

Theyallturn,spottingGale.Sidmovesforward,happytoseeher.

SIDNEY
Gale!

INTHE AUDITORIUM

Galemovesdowntheaisle,not surewhat'sgoingon.

ONSTAGE

Sidneymovesdowncenter.Derekcutsheroffjustas...

THECURTAINDROPS

GaleglimpsedtheterroronSidney'sfacejustasthe curtain separatesthem.

ONSTAGE

DerekgrabsSidney,holdingher,theknifeatherthroat.

HALLIE
It'sabouttimesheshowedup.

INTHE AUDITORIUM

Galemovestothe exitdoorandinto the...

Galeeyesa doorthat'smarked"STAGEDOOR".Sheopensitand stepsincomingfaceto facewitha...

ALARGEAUTOMATICREVOLVER

Gale'seyesmovedowntheend ofthe guntofind...

DEBBIESALT
standing,lipspursed.
DEBBIESALT
Hello,Gale,we'vebeenwaitingforyou.

Gale'sfaceisa massof confusion.

DerekreleasesSidney,shovingher,shefallstoherknees,next toCotton.

CLOSEONCOTTON'SHAND

SIDNEY
Okay,look,youguys.I applaudyour methodicalexpertisebutIhavea question.What'sgoingtohappenafterI die?Ithoughttheheroineis supposedto live.
HALLIE
Notthistime.

Halliemovesinon her.

DEREK
Yeah,we'retryingtosenda messageto Hollywood.I'mreallygettingtiredofall thehappyendings.It'sjustnotreality. Inthereal worldthegoodguysdie,the innocentarepunished,andthemurderers inherittheearth.
SIDNEY
Butnobodywantstosee that.It'llnever go.They'llrewriteyou.Youdon'twant that.
HALLIE
Oh,Sid,you'resoundingdesparate.I guessfearingdeathmakesoneanxious.
SIDNEY
Youfuckingfreakedoutmovienut psychos...

VOICE (offcamera) Don'tblamethemovies,Sid.Moviesdon't createpyschos.

Sidstopsdeadin hertracksasthesewordsstillher verysoul. TheVoicecomesfromthe wings.Theyallturnas GaleWeathers appears.Behindher,withguninhand,is DebbieSalt.Derekgrabs thecamera.Hedoesn'twantto missasecond.

DEBBIESALT
Don'tyouknowthatby now?It'sabout family.Itallstartsathome.It starts withthefather...andthemother.

Sidneymouthdrops,herfaceaghast,asshelooksto DebbieSalt. Sherecognizesherimmediately.

SIDNEY
Mrs.Loomis?

Galestopscold.

GALE
What?
SIDNEY
Ohmy God.

GaleturnstoDebbieSalt.

GALE
Jesus.Itcan'tbe.
HALLIE
Toldyouwe hada gueststar.Didn'tsee thatcoming,didyou?
DEREK
Everything'stakenonahyper-reality, hasn'tit?
GALE
You'reBilly'smother?
DEBBIESALT
Icouldn'tbelieveyoudidn'trecognize me.Youeveninterviewedmeforyourbook.
GALE
You'reallinthistogether?
DEREK
Wehadto havefinancing.
HALLIE
Tuition'sexpensive.
SIDNEY
WhyMrs.Loomis?
DEBBIESALT
Whereshouldwestart?Yourmotherruined mymarriagebysleepingwithmyhusband. Youruinedmyfamilyby killingmyson. Galeaireditto theworld.ShouldIgo on...isn'tthatenough?
GALE
Jesus,you'rejustaswhackedasyourson.
DEBBIESALT
Wheredoyouthinkhe gotit? Mental

incouragedhimtokillyourmother?Hewas asmartkid butchildrenneedparental guidance.

disbelief.

DEREK
Yeah,she'sbeengreat,Sid.Wenever wouldhavebeenableto itwithouther.

DebbieSalt/Mrs.LoomislookstobothDerekandHallie,smiling.

DEBBIESALT
AndI couldn'thavedoneitwithoutyou two.Nowwhowon thecointoss?

Hallieraisesherhand.

HALLIE
Idid.

Debbiepointsthegunat her,quickly,simply...andFIRES.Sid andGaleSCREAMas abulletthroughtheforeheadsendsHallie flyingbackagainsttheflatwall.Herbodydropsto thefloor. Dead.

Derekdropsthecamera,completelytakenback.HelookstoDebbie.

DEREK
Whatareyou...

Debbieturnsthegunon him.FIRESAGAIN.Derekmoves,thebullet catcheshiminthe stomach.Hedropstohisknees.DebbieFIRES again.Derektakesanotherbullet.Thistimedropping.Verydead. HisbodyfallsnearCottonwho hasremainedsuspiciouslyquiet throughthisordeal.HeeyesDerek'sknifethatnowlaynear his wrists.

SIDNEYANDGALE

TurntoDebbiein completehorror.

DEBBIESALT
Nicekidsbuta littleoutthere.
GALE
Whatareyougoingto do?
DEBBIESALT
Finishwhatmysonstarted.
GALE
Butyou'llnevergetawaywithit.
DEBBIESALT
EnterCottonWeary.

Cottonlooksup.

DEBBIESALT(CONT'D)

justssitswithhisrighteousanger, waiting,planninghisrevenge.Hislifeso incomprehensivelyruinedhe'sforcedto takerevengeonthepeopleresponsible. It'sperfect.

COTTON
No...notagain.
DEBBIESALT
Sorry,Cotton.Iguessyouwerejustmeant tobe akiller.
SIDNEY
You'llnevergetawaywiththis.

DebbiemovestoCotton,shrugging.

DEBBIESALT
Whowouldyouliketo shootfirst,Cotton?

Justthen,Cottonleansup,freedfromhis bindings.Withthe knifeinhand,he lungesforDebbieSalt.Itstrikesher,lodging intoherchest.Shegoes back.Cottondoesn'tstop,hestabsher againandagain.Shegoesdown.Dead.

GALE
ThankGod.

GalerushestoCottonas hejumpsto hisfeet.Shehelpshim with thelastof hisbindings.Sidlooksaboutatthe bodycounton stage.It'smounting.Shetakesadeepbreath.Relieved.

GALE (CONT'D)
God,Cotton,whatanightmare.I'mso sorry.
COTTON
Yeah...

Galegiveshima hug.

CLOSEONCOTTON'SFACE

GALE
Thankyou.

Hehugsher back.Shedoesn'tseeas herisestheknifebehind her,bringingitdownin oneswift,maniacalmove.Gale'sbody jerks,amomentof shockandthenshegoes limpasthe knife lodgesinherback.

Sidneyturnsjustintimeto seeCottontossGale'sbodydowninto theorchestrapit.Heturns,facingSidney.Thebloodyknifein hand.

SIDNEY
NOOO!

CottonmovestoDerek'sbodywherethevideocameralay,he pulls thetapefromit.

COTTON
It'sperfect,Sidney.Noonewillever suspectme.Ihaveproof.I'm thevictim.
SIDNEY
Please,Cotton,don'tdothis.

Heholdsup thevideocassette.Murderinhiseye.

COTTON
Iget myrevengeandmakesomefast cash.
SIDNEY
It'sover,Cotton.
COTTON
Notuntilyou'redead.

Cottonlungesforher.Sidtearsoff,slippingthroughtheset doorto...

BACKSTAGE

Sidrunsto therearof thestage.Shemovesin thenarrowspace thatexistsbetweenthescrimandtheback wail.Sheracesdown it.

ShealmostreachestheendwhenCOTTONRIPSTHROUGHTHESCRIM!

Sidneyducks,bypassinghim.Shecomestothestagedoor.It's locked.Sheturns,seeingthemetalladderthat'sattachedtothe wall.Itleadsto thecatwalkabove.

Sidgoesfor it.Sheclimbsup theladderwithlightningspeed.

Cotton,upandrunning,isclosebehind.

Thecatwalksitsabovetheopenfly spacewhereflatsanda large chandelierarestoredintheair.

Sidreachesthetopand takesoffrunningdowntothe ending.

ANDTHAT'SASFAR ASI'VEGOTTEN.

WHATHAPPENSISSIDAND COTTONFIGHTTOTHEFINISH,HE CHASESHER THROUGHHANGINGFLATS,THENDOWNTHEFLYRAIL,BACKTO THESTAGE. SIDGETSFINDSA KNIFEANDSTABSCOTTON.

HESTABSHER BACK.THEYFIGHT,CONTINUINGTOSTABEACHOTHERUNTIL THEYBOTHDROPCENTERSTAGE.THEYLAYNEXT TOEACHOTHER,NEITHER ABLETOMOVE.THEIREYES SLOWLYCLOSE.

THEEND(FOR NOW)