7:15 P .. M.
-- as MAX lets hi=:i.self into the apztrtr:-ent. !1.~ see:-:-.s
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\
depressed. EOWARD'S VOICE en-.a.'1ates f:~c::i the o.s.
bedroom --
HOWARD (C!1 TV O.S .)
-~ Well, t."'le ti:::.-e has ccrr,e to say: is dehu.."':'lanizaticn such a bad war::.? Because acod er bad, t.~at's what's so. The.whole world is becoming huma.~=ic., c~atu::es that le<:,k human but aren't. The whol1: worlc., not just us. We're just t."lE: rr:ost I advanced ccu.'1try, so we re q·etting there·first. The whole wor:Ld's people are becoming rr..ass-prc:::duced, progra.rr::-:.ed, wired, ins:er:.sate? things useful c:1ly to prcc-..:ce a.'1d c:0:1s-..:..-::e other mass-oroduced thincs, all of them as tJr.r.ecessa::-y a.,c. useless as · we are --
MAX has crossed the living rcom, looks into -
158. ntT: THE BEDROOM 158.
-- where DIA!;rl is perched or:. her bed, mu~u:ing into
the phone --
0 I A:."7 i\
(on phone)
Yeah •• , Yeah •• ~
HOWARD ( O!i TV)
-- that's t."1e s i.'":'lple t=-..:t.~ you have to grasp, ~"1at hu..~an existence is an utterly :-..:tile a..'1d purposeless thing. Because or:.ce you've grasped that, t."ien t.~e whole u..'1.i vers;e becorr:es orderly w"ld co..:1.prehensible •·- ·
DIANA leeks uo to droo a surlv alance on ~..AX in t.~e
door,..,ay, and retur::-:.s to mutt:.ering i:,.t:) t.~e phone. They
are both clearly in foul terr:pers -- ·
HOWARD ( 0~ TV)
-- We are right now livir:.g in what has to be cal led a cor?ora t;! society, a corporate world, a cor;,orZ:lte universe. This world quite s~~ply is ·a vast cosr.:-.olcgy of s:r..all. corporations or::ii t"t.ir.g around la:ger corporations who, i~ turn, revol "-e aroc..'1.d gia.'"lt cor?orc;ttions -
MAX
(overlapping} I'm sorr/ I'm late. I spent the after.icon with r:r-J daughter --
DI.Ai.~A, mu=uring into the phone, dcesn't even see= to
have heard him. MAX turns away -- \
HOWARD ( 0~ TV) \'
I -- and this whole, endless, ultir.-~te cosmolo<;y is expressly cesig:-~ed for the production and consu:nptic:n of useless things --
DIAa.~A clicks the remote control t..~ing on her bed, a.'1d
the TV set goes black.
DIANA
(on phone)
Sooner or later, we'll have to pull hi~ off t.~e air, 3arbara, so let's start lookina arou.,d for replace~ents. I hear ABC's groo~ing a mad prophet of their o~n in Chicago as our cc:n~etiticn for next season. See if you· ca.'1 set a tape o.n hi::t. Maybe, we ca.'1 steal hi:n. ;..r,Ld let's start building up t.~e other ses-::-.ents on the shew, Sybil t::e Soot::sr.:.yer, Jim Webbing. The Vox Populi seq::-ent . is catching en; let's r.-:,:,ke i:J:at a daily feature
15 9 • INT: THE LIVING ROC:•1 l59.
M.~ sprawled morosely on one cf the soft chairs. We
notice that in ~~e back of the living rocm, a bricge
tcl:>le has been set uo as a ma~eshift desk. !t has a
typewriter on it and· a welter of pa:;::ers and books anc.
filing folde:s. DIA.i.~A appea:s in the bedroOI:l doo::-way,
regards MAX coldly --
(icily)
Every· time you see sor.:ebody i:1
your fa:nily, you corr.e back in one
of t.,ese morbid r.1idcle-aaed moods.
I'm tired of your gcc.da::med r.1orb id,
:middle-aged moods, Ha..x.
(
MAX
(exploding frcrn t.1-ie c::-iair)
And I'm tired of finding you on the goddamned phone eve~y t:;e
(!-:ORE)
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MAX (Contd)
I turn arolL"'ld! I'm tired of bei:1g an access or/ in your life I 1: •rn tired of t.'lis hysteria abcut Heward Seale 1
Storming about t.1ie roo::i in his sudc.en ~.;rolcanic rage, Mi~X
finds hi...--::.self by t..'1-:.e upsta~ ty-pewri te:~, •,,;hie::. he sweeps
crashing off t.i.e bridge . table, sending t.'le welter of
papers t.'lere fly~~; of! in a stor:n
MAX (Contd)
-- and I'm tired of pretendi:-:g to write this dur.b book about r:Tj' maverick days in fr.ose great early years of television 1 Every executive fired frcr:t a net'rlo~::-k in t.'le last ~Henty years has written t.i.is ci.:::-~ bcok al::out the great early cays of ":elevision! Nobody wants another cu=:, bcc:,k about t.'"':.e g:eat goc.darn::ed ea:!:"ly days of television!
DIA.."tA
Terrific, Max, terri!ic. Maybe
/!'"''"'· you can start a whole new career
as an actor.
\....
For a mc~ent, it looks as if ~.AX is goi:1g to slug her.
Then he deflates
MAX
rt' s t.i.e trut.'l. After six :ncn-:...'":s of living with you, I'm tur.li~g into one of you= sc=ipts. But this isn't a script, Diana. The=e•s some real actual li=e coin= en here. I went to visit;r::;y wi:e tccay because she's in a state of deoression, so depressed rny daughter flew in fro!'l Seattle to be wi t.1,. her. An.c. I feel lousy about t.1,.at. I feel lc,usy about the pain I've cau:Jed my- wife: and kids. I feel guilty and conscience:- stricken and all those thi:r:;rs you think sentimental but which r:r'/ generation called si:r.ole hu:nan decency. And I miss my home~ because I'm begi.'1ning to get scared shitless. It's all suddenly closer to the end than to tha beginning, and c:eath ..,- is suddenly a perceptible t!"1ing to me, with definable features.. You've got a man going t.1-i=ough pri:-:s.al
(.ti.DRE)
MAX (Contd)
doubts, Diana, and you've got to cope with it. Because I'c not some guy discussing male menopause on t..i.e Ba:-bara Wal tens shew. I'm the man you presur:,a.bly love. I live ri;ht here. I'm part of your life. I'm real. You can't switch to another channel •.
Well, what exactly is it you want
me to do?
MAX
I just want you to love me, Diana. I just want you to love ree, primal doubts and all. You uncers'Cand . that, den' t you?
For one brief moment, vou could almost believe she
does u.~derstand. She stares, eyes-locked with MAX,
her eyes t..'":.rE;at~ning to well with tea::s. The.re are
certainly tears in M.~ts eyes.
DIANA
(small ,roice)
I don't know hew to do that.
'rhen, shatteringly, the PHONE o.s. in the bed:com FaNGS;
and DIA..~A orc~~tlv tu=ns to an~~er it --
- - ..
DIAi.~A
(matter-of-factly
as she exits into
the bedroom)
I'll be wit.~ you i.~ a minute, Ma.~ --
Be sighs, the inchoate moment of love evanesced
NARR.~TION
By the first week in July, the
Boward Beale shew was down eleven
points, and the panic had spread
to even t.~ose people who had only
a contractuai connection to t..~e
nei:'..;ork --
:.::'l • INT: DIANA'S OFFICE - MONDAY, JOLY 7 - 160.
2:30 P .. M.
LAO~EN EOBBS in a shrill, wide-eyed panic, raging all
over DI.:\:;_;\ Is of fie~ as DI.A.NA' s phone RINGS, and DI.~lA
_answers :. t:. --
LAUREE~
(in a raging panic)
-- He's a plague! He's s~all~ox!
Be's t-.n::hoid! ! dcn't wa."1t to
follO"rl his goddarn shc,.,.r 1 I want
out of that eicht o'clock s=ctl
I'got enough t=ocbles wit.~cut
Howard· Beale for a lead-i:i.. Yc:,u
guys ha¥a ~checu.!.ed ~e up against
Tony Orla."i.do a."i.d Dawn 1 NEC •·s c;ot
Little House on t.-ie ?rairie! J;BC's
got that new Mel Brooks shcH! You
got to help me out! You got tc::> do
something about Ee-ward Beale! Get
rid of t.'le plague 1 Get him of!
the 'ai:rl Do sc:net..l'1ingl Do an:it.,ing!
t)IA.."{A
(hanging up and
yelling back}
We're trJing to fi:i.d a replace~ent
for hi:r.l 1 I• m going do·..m to look
at audition tapes right :,.owl
She is already out of her o:fice -- ·