"NATIONAL LAMPOONS ANIMAL HOUSE" (1978)

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25 BOON, AND BLUTOOTTER,25

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case. closet realabe to out turns questionin pledgethe Unless usually.Well, (genial) OTTER

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HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONPHOTOKROGER'SLARRY30

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down. quiet brothersThe silence.

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out fallshe frightenedsoKent instantly,wake freshmenThe

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44 TIME SPJ·~E- FIELD ATHLETICTHEEXT. 44

GREGG

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ROTC cadets.freshmenofsquad

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49 OTHER END ZONE~HE

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50 TIY~ S.AME- A GRASSY HILLEXT.SC

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49-A AND FLOUNDERPINTO49-A

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cadets. terrifiedtheonsteps nearlywho Trooperonthem

among ridesDoug push-ups.doanddirtthehit freshmenThe

CONTINUED49

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53 Ol1ITTED53

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formation. distantthe overlookingupteesBoonon,looksOtterAs

52 ':':MES.l:I.M.E- GRASSY HILLEXT.52

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51 TIME SA1'1E- F:ELD ATHLETICEXT. 51

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56 FIELD ATHLETIC56

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55-A OFFICE WORMER'SDEANINT. 55-A

Slice! (disgusted) BOON

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55 TH1.ESAME- HILL GRASSYEX':'. 55

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54 TIME SA.ME- FIELD ATHLETICEXT. 54

(X) 27 #00432 jeb

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61 FRESHMEN CADETSTHE61

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60 DOUG AND TROOPER60

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59 \,J

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58 FIELD A.THLETIC58

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57 THIB SAHE- GRASSY BILLEXT.57

(X) 28 #00432 jeb

69 OMI':'TED69

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68 MOMENTSLATER OLD FRAME HOUSE -EXT.68

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67 THE NEXT DAY-STREETMAIN~XT.67

t:'lrU OMITTEDth::::-u

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63 TIME SAME- GRASSY HILLEXT.

62 OMITTED62

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70 A LITTLE LATER-APARTMENTJENNING'S

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71 1'.SHTRAYTHE71

TO DISSOLVE

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THE BATHROOM70-A

70-A

TO AWAYCUT

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75 PINTO 75

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74 BOONAN:) KATY 74

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7.3

33 #00432 yh

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J.8 NIGHT- STABLEROTC INT. ~8

34 f.0043:?pb

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Bluto! Brother D-Day! Brother (surprised) FLOUNDER

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himselfcleanto efforts patheticmaking standing,is Flounder

NIGHT THE STABLE -INT.81-AA

stable.theenter Blutoand D-Day off.

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81-A NIGHT- STABLETHEEXT. 81-A

that?got You tomorrow. oh-nine-hundredby tall standing gua~tersthesewantI DOUG

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fellow.Good Trooper.now,There DOUG

81 CONTINUED8}

35 #00432 pb

kidding.You're (scared) FLOUNDER

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Flounder.it, Now finish (.stony) D-DAY thump.

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office. Wormer'sDean

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310)(F. SAME TIME- ADMINISTRATION BUILDINGINT.310)(F. 81-D 81-D

a1-c. OMITTED81-C

scouts Bluto him. calmto facehis over tied windbreaker

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TO CUT

face. Flounder'soverbreaksslowly A smileear.

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81-AA CONTINUED,A8}-A

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81-H NIGHT- OUTER OFFICEWOID1ER'SINT.81-P.

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81-G FACE TROOPER'S CLOSEUP -EXTREME81-G

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81-? OFFICEINNERS \vORMER'INT. 81-F

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81-E CONTINUED81-E, ••••.1 •••.•••r

37 #00432 yh

college.thefrommoney extorttoyou for fair it's thinktdonI Carmine,

WORMER

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81-· DAY- WORMER'S OFFICEINT.81-L

TO DISSOLVE

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FLOUNDER

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81- NIGHT- WORMER'S OFFICEINT.81-J

(X) 38 #00432 jeb

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94 NOON- CAFETERIAINT.94

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(X) 39 #00432 jeb

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97 OTTER PART OF THE CAFETERIA -ANOTHER97

ana OMITTEDand

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94 CONTINUED94 _..::·::.._.

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41 #00432 jeb

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103 OTTER AND MANDY103

th~- OMITTEDthru a._,..,a 99

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191 STUDENT READING PAPERDAY -CAMPUS -EXT.191

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195 HOOVER, BOON AND OTHER195

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194 STUDENT COURTINT.194

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200 SOME DAYS LATER-AFTERNOON-ROW FRATERNITYEXT.

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199 WORMERDEAN 199

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203 DUSK DELTA HOUSE -EXT.203

and OMITTED and 101 201

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206 THE LINCOLNINT.206

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204 OMITTED20~

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203 CONTINUED

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(Cont'd) RECEPTIONIST

CONTINUED208

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friends?my for dates threegetyou couldAnd OTTER

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213 SAME TIME THE ROADHOUSE-EXT.213

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215 TABLETHE 215

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cultures. Primitive ERUNELLA

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217 TIME SAM.E THE LINCOLN -INT.217

him. besideingetsShe him. withup catchesShelly

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216 LATER MOMENTA PARKING LOT -EXT.216

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219 STAGETHE

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unhooked.braherandopen blouse Shelly'shasOtter

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229 OMITTED

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225 SAME TIME PARKING LOT -EXT.

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224 CONTINUED

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312 O:'llTTED13.2

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239 A MOMENTLATER-LINCOLNINT.

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238 DAWN- NIGHT DINER~LLLXT.

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269 OMI':'TED269

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88 #00432 yh

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270 CONTINUED

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294 LATER THAT NIGHT-ROOMDELTA TAPINT.294

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298 BLUTO

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297 OTTERANI:BOON 297

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296 CONTINUED

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304 CLORETTE AT WINDOW043

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299 OMITTED299

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309 LATER MINUTESFIVE-WJ..LK FRONT DEPASTO309

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307 LATER ·MOMENTA DOOR -FRO~T DE?AS~o·s

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322 OLDSMOBI:.ETP.E

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325 S':'REETTHE

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