"NATIONAL LAMPOONS ANIMAL HOUSE" (1978)

1977 12, OCTOBER

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... ~-·•.. ·---- .·. . ' ,.. - CHRIS MILLER

and

by

Screenplay Draft Final Revised

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field: aeserted the across

blows paper of scrap A s~adium. emotv t~e frame ~osts Goal

TIME SJL~1E - STADIUM FABER EXT. 4

college.

eastern small gothic, quaintly typical, a suggest quadrangle deserted the sur~ound that buildings granite ivy-covered, The

sequence. credit following the over continues that hymn college stately a of renditio~ cappella a an begins chc=us male A

1962 Septel:lber, COLLEGE fAEER E~IL

SUPER:

fliqht. ~nto pigeons residen~ startling tell, to begins bell The o'clock. ei;ht shows tower bell old the in clock The

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too be would one no ~hat sections realistic dull long, and it in holes big have would movie the ~hat done t hadD we if but up, •made enti=ely

are incidents the of most Ac~ually,

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happened. that thinss real on based essentially are they but true, are incidents t~e all not Well,

participants. orisinal the p=o~ect to changed ~een have details

certain and names Only true. are l film this in depicted incidents The

1 BACKGROUND DARK ON A SUPERED DISCLAIMERS FOLLOWING TEEl

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i HOUSE ANH1..Z..L

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homecoming.'til them wear to supposed re lve'Hey! KENT

head. Kent's off it snatches He

beanie. that off Take LARRY

Kent. at looks He knocker. brass polished

the with timidly knocks Larry as out fades chorus cappella a The schmo. beady-eyed sweating, a Dorfman, Eent is beanie the with friend fat His ingenuous. likeably and featured, fine- fair-haired,· small, is o~e, slender the Kroger, Larry

row. the on house imposing-looking most the House,

Omega of facade spiffy the approach slowly freshri'1en two The

9 TIME SAME HOUSE -OIJI.EGA EXT.9

houses. well-lit ~he entering and leaving seen be can men fresh- Other houses. fraternity the of each identify pennants d and plaques Greek-letter mansions. three-story large, of row a along sidewalk tree-shrouded a down walk boys two The

college. the of

{ X) founder the Faber, Emil of statue the pass boys two The

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windows. library the pass they as silhouette in seen are boys two The inside. working students reveal windows modern Large I i I 6 TIME SA.ME - LIBRARY 3XT.6 I I i off. hurry they and off it tears He coot. sport one's fat the of back the out hanging paper toilet of strc~ncr a notices one thin the Then off. hurry to start and steps dorm the on clothes other's each out checlc They bconic. men fresh- a wears one fat The ties. ~nd coats wcoring Corm the lcQVC thin, one.::i.ncJ f.Jt one boys, 'J'wo rooms. dorn1 the of windows lighted the through life of signs first the sec IJc

5 TIME SAME - DO!lMITOTIY EXT.5 I r

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guys? the of some meet and inside· go just we Why don't DOUG

to Nice Hi. LARRY

toy.

t~b rubber a like complexion a and accent Southern a has She

House. Beta to Welcome Larry. Hi Kent. there, Hi BABS

boys.

~he on tags the ?in~ and up gets Babs campus. the of queen a clearl~· goreous, blonde, is She tags. the out writes Mandy

Jansen. Bab and Pepperi~ge Mandy hostesses, taq name our are these And DOUG

vestibule. the in table folding a

a~ sitting coeds ·a~tractive of pair a introduce to turns He

Niedermeyer. Doug there. Hi, DOUG

Kent. with hands shakes Doug

Dorfman. Kent roommate my is This Kroger. Larry hand) his (shaking LARRY

chairman. membership Crnega Niedermeyer, Doug there. Hi, DOUG

Larry.

~o hand He.6ffe=s·his smile. irisincere an and pin, Omega an clip. tie si1ver tie, knit black jacket, madras a wears and short is ·ooug "hard-charger." muscular crew-cut, a Niedermeye:-,

Deus by vestibule the in received ~re fent and Larrv

open. swings House Oreg-a to door the

s check: breath hasty a does and armpits own his si,iffs Kent

okay? fruit, a be Don't LARRY

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cookies. and punch to selves ,. I~ you~- helping about shy be don't ... \ I (winks) and ... home, at yourselves make seat, a grab Just Dave. and Mohamet,. -- ah Sidney, Clayton, ... tags) name . their (reading ... meet to you like I'd Lonnie, Ken, Lonnie. and Ken is This fellas. there, Hi DOUG

approaches. Doug as hopefully up look rejects The sofa. the behind right table a on dishes dirty stacks noisily servant black old The a~wheelchair. in boy blind a the-sof;, to next and turban; a in student exchance an varmulke; a wearina boy skinny very a tie; bow and suit, three-piece glasses,

horn-rimmed in kid Negro a -- punch of cups ho:aing glumly

there sitting already are freshmen other Four activity. of center real the from away far sofa large a to them leads Doug

here. you're while yourselves enjoy to you want We just everyone. meet to have you feel don't so tonight bere guys_ great of lot a there're ~ow, Larry) and Kent (to DOUG

opening.

gallery a of quality stilted subdued, the has affair whole The piano. grand the on Love'' "April of rendition florid a plays Someone trays. silver from refreshments serve unobtrusively young, one old, one jackets, white in men black of A pair

prints. hunting and drapes, heavy elling,

pan- wood dark chairs, and sofas leather -- lounge club men's we:1-appointed a of that are furnishings The pledges. ~reshmen

prospective and me~bers well-dressedCr.rega with crowded is

which roo~ living spacious the into Kent and Larry leads Doug

lJ TIME SAME - ROOM LIVINGCMEGA INT. 11

giggle. girls The

blimp! a ~nd A wimp BABS

away. th12rn whisks Doug

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Kent. tag) name his (checks uh are, You GREGG

Kent. notices and up looks Gregg

--- they're tonight after because that about worry candidates unacceptable the let Chip, Listen, , (confidentially) GREGG

pushy. -- know you -- seem to hate I'd but best, the o.rega's says to talk I everybody sure, Well, (pointedly) CHIP

noticed. be to hard trying neck, Chip's

down breathing is couch, reject the from escaped having Kent,

Chip. record, permanent your on bad looks never that thing some- -- leaders campus of share our than more have do ~e Well, (modestly) GREGG a proudly. smiles and hand Mandy's squeezes Gregg

( X) Omega. an with date a up

pass who'd campus on girl a isn't there you tell can I himself, this say never would Gregg though And MANDY

all. at pledge won't they or C!rega pledge they'll figure guys outstanding of lot a but Chip, house, best the is Cxrega that say to going not I'm Now, smarmy) ( GREGG

girl. steady Gregg's clearly Mandy, beautiful sits

side Gregg's At Gregg. of vers~on freshman uglier, an is Chip jacket. tweed and shirt, button-down a under worn neck t~rtle- haircut, JFK a with politico campus tall, a is Gregg Diller. Chip "rushing" is Otega, of president Marmalard, Gregg

12 ANOTHER PART OF THE ROOM12

on. back beanie his puts Kent rejects. other the with glances nervous exchange Kent and Larry disappears. Doug 0

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rrowns. and again armpits own his sr.iffs Kent

campus. on house • worst the Delta's heard I Great. LARRY

too. you, for. word good a putin I'll law. their like It's me. take to have They legacy. a me makes That here. Delta a was My brother sweat. No KENT

this. hate I LARRY

hard. very trying not You're Lar. dunno, I KENT

row. the on house last the to proceed Larry and Kent

hymn. college the resumes chorus male

The looks. hapless exchange Larry and Kent .. exits Gregg

about. talk to lots have you'll Then Super! GREGG

met. already We KENT

Larry Sidney, Clayton, ah, couch) the to back him dragged has (Gregg

I and -- Faberian Dailv the of

editor Phillips, Carl that's and

,· indicates) j vaguely (he

team swim the of captain Auerback, Terry is there over And GREGG

crowd. the through

back him leads guickly a~~ arm the by firmly Kent takes Gregg

Diller. Chip and Pepperidge Mandy friends mi meet to you like I'd and House,Cr.Tega of president Marmalard, Gregg I'm {stands) (Cont'd) .GR.EGG

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(J nervously. smile freshmen

two The wildly. gesticulates he as them on beer splashing

freshmen, two to story a telling is He shoulders. the at

off cut ,jersey football 69 number a in senior burly A big,

16 MOUNTAIN16

compar.y. other's each enjoying friends of group a is this that I laughter the anc. shouting the from sense We hands. his in beer a has everyone and sloppy, to casual frorn dressed are selves them- Deltas The remains. pizza Hith littered table freshment re- sloppy a and furniture, battered missing, antler one with head moose a walls, cracked -- to◊.nega compared shambles a is place· The room. living the into move Larry and Kent jukebox. basement the from up blasting recording Kingsmen real the into neatly segues Louie" "Louie, of version Club Glee The

in. him follow hesitantly they and door front

the O?ens Bluto fire. recent a of signs are There bottles.

a

beer empty of full cart shopping a and sofa legless a with littered is porch the and dangerously, leaning is columns four the of one up, boarded are windows Two House. a-rega of ness spiffi- the to compared blight of state advanced an in clearly It's House. Delta of steps rickety the up them leads Bluto

in. C'mon, Sure. drunk) (jovially BLUTO

react. to stunned too there,

stand freshmen two the as Louie" "Louie, of version stately a into segues chorus male The khakis. freshly-pressed their of knees the across line wet a hoses and drunkenly wheels Bluto

House? Delta the this Is sir. me, Excuse KENT

, hedge. the in pissing

he's obvious is It knees. the at cutoff Butkus Dick cute a of sort tab-collar, tight, a in Neanderthal sguat a like looks lie Bluto. It's hcd~1c. u. behind stein beer .:i hcftinq iqurc f sh.::iclowy a encounter ana walk the up turn L.3rry ,:rna Kent

7 32 04 0 # cig

corner.

other t:ie in stands table A pool Cruise." "Sea plays box juke- Wurlitzer venerable a corner, one In accessory. bar and sign beer imaginable every with decorated room, _the dominates bar A horseshoe room. tap basement crowded the enters Larry

LATER LI~TLE A - ROOM DELTA TAP INT.19

away. back to starts Ken~

Kent. -to take icy slow, a do and up look players card the All

cards? playing guys You KENT

diamond. One

guys. Hi, KENT

club. One

table. the over

hovers Kent them. around all confusion noisy the to oblivious cards, playing are Deltas four where alcove an upon comes Kent

18 THE CARD PLAYERS ALCOVE18

ever. than nervous more look

freshmen two The story. own his at roars Mountain arms. his waves he as beer of shower the duriking Mountain past slide They commotion. high-spirited random, the into plunge Kent and Larry

nothin'. cost don't It brew. a Grab them) (leaving BLUTO

17 LJI.RRY KENT AND BLUTO,17

.... time one ber remem- I rack! the in good she was but time alla Farted gal! this lak anythin' seen never I accent) (Southern MOUNTAIN

8 i;;oo432cig

forehead. his them.agains~ ing

• smash- by cans beer empty flattening who's Blu~o to turns He

Blutol Right, joking. just She's Larry. beer, another Have ha! ha Ah (chokes) HOOVER

homosexuals. well-known They're Larry) (to doubt. No drinks) she ( KATY

Otter. to talking Probably HOOVER here. got we minute the disappeared He herself) for beer a (drawing KATY

Boon? seen you have Katy, Katy) (to

(X) President. Chapter Hoover, Bob I'm

Larry. House, Delta to Welcome HOOVER

enthusiastically. hand ~arry's _/_ ,,rl

shakes He incompetence. total charming, of aura an mask to fails demeanor official His suit. three-piece rumpled, a in type executive harried a He's bar. the to over bustles He

20 HOOVER 20

huh? fish, Nice KATY

goldfish. live ~eal, with breasts bowl goldfish has mermaid The bar. the behind mural mermaid elaborate an notices Larry

'

Sure. LARRY Larry? tag) at (glances ... beer a Want Hi. eyes) her from hair (brushing KATY bar. the to up

walks Larry tense. and tired looks She Bancroft. Anne young a be might she and Katy is name Her jeans. tight nicely and shirt man's a wears She masses. clammering the for beer refilling is coed dark-haired attractive an bar, the Behind

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you? aren't out, brains her hump gonna You're BOON

'Pork?' (winces) OTTER

Desmond? Marlene pork gonna you're me tell Don't Marlene? BOON

God .... oh God, oh Goe, Oh falsetto) rhythmic (high, Hint: warmer. getting you're but Boon, No, OTTER

aftershave~ on slaps he as head his shakes Otter

Beverly? BOON d scissors. barber large with hair

nostril a snips deftly and whistling head his shakes Otter

Norma? BOON

whistles. and nods Otter

Otter? tonight, out goin' You BOON

Wolf." the and "Peter from Theme" "Peter's v.·histling is Otter

constantly. other each Jeckle" and "Heckle

They conceit. preppy Otter's to balance perfect a is cool of sense street-wise His "hipster." a himself fancies and city big a from comes Otter, than way rougher much a in handsome He's bed. the on sprawled is Boon, friend, best Otter's

snap-towel. terry white a only

wearing mirror, the in· himself at looking he's room, his in he's when usual as Now, everywhere. fur fake and walls, the to tacked centerfolds prints, Nieman Leroy h~-fi, elaborate -- pad Playboy sixties early miniature, a is room His campus. Faber the of stud ranking "assman," handsome tall, a is Otter

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stallion. craz~ you us, of rest the for some save Just house. the in piece a off knock to want you when 'em take you where that's So -- BLUTO

SEX ROOM. marked door a

24 out corning -freshman pimply skinny, a and Bluto sees Larry24 thru thru

down? corning guys you Are (peeved) HOOVER

door. the at appears Hoover laughs. Boon

Tamer. Wife Island Coney OTTER

Slugger? Louisville BOON

bat. baseball a like it swings and dildo the takes Boon

, it. Try seriously. this take She'd OTTER d dildo.

large very a out pulls and bag doctor's black a opens Otter

seriously. anything take t don I Yah, I BOON

huh? jerk, immature an you're thinks She OTTER

something. about off pissed she's think I Downstairs. up) (sits BOON

Katy? Where's life. social in~ interestec so you're why see don't I Look, {Cont'd) OTTER

dressed. getting continues Otter

experience. gious reli- decf,)ly a anticiμute 1 Boon, OTTER

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Dorfman. Fred -- '59 a was brother His Otter. legacy, a Kent's HOOVER

Kent. rescue to over rushes Hoover

nice. Very rayon. percent Ninety H:mm. sed) timpres BOON

label. the read to tie Kent's up lifts and over comes Boon

out! this check Boon, out) (.calls chance? any by clip-on, a that is Say, OTTER

tie. ugly Kent's notices

and hand, his extends turns, Otter Otter. in~o bumps Kent

you! meet to glad damn So hand) his (.pumping Chairman. Rush Stratton, Eric d OTTER

it. pumping starts and freshman pimply skinny, a of hand the grabs He face. his on smile sincere grotesquely a energy, maniacal with hands shaking starts immediately Otter room. living the into and stairs the down noisily come they as

25 BOON, AND BLUTO OTTER,25

him. at gapes Larry as off walks jauntily D-Day

wheels. on thing hottest the I'm you? tell I can What Larry) (to D-DAY

off. gets and stand

kick- its onto Harley the rocks He freak. gadget and expert logistics scrounger, principal Delta's He's mouth. his in b11tt cigar well-che~ed has~a and goggles coveralls, greasy wears D-Day, rider, Its stop. sudden a to comes and by shoots bike the as wall the against himself plasters Larry hall. the down "wheelie" a does and house the into roars moto_rcycle Harley 24 big a and open flies house the to door front the Suddenly,24 thr- thru

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weekend. this place folks' your to up drive could we maybe Listen, sorry. I'm her) (embracing BOON

Arkansas. Knuckle, Pigs' from kid some taining enter- hour an for downstairs was I here. got just you Boon, No, him) faces and (stops KATY

here! got just we But BOON

away. walking keeps who Katy ?Ursues Boon

Donald. Home, KATY

going? you Where BOON d door. front the at

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her. intercept to Kent and Otter

leaves He leaving. is she that surprised is and Katy sees Be

27 BOON 27

Boon. to good-bye waves She door. front the for heading

26 KATY 26

case. closet real a be to out turns question in pledge the Unless usually. Well, (genial) OTTER

automatically. pledge to asked get usually legacies He .said (hinting) 0 KENT ·•·...·• CONTINUED25

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reveal: to back Pull

(X)

Chi. Tau Delta to pledge a now is Kroger Larry HOOVER'S VOICE

Aye~ unison) (in VOICE MEMBERS'

favor? in All HOOVER'S VOICE

wall. a on projected

HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONPHOTO KROGER'S LARRY30

CUT TO

retard. a with love in I'm think I Boon, him) around arm her (puts KATY

singing) starts (he night. every drunk get to going I'm graduate I After No. her) around arm his (puts BOON ·---· weekend. every drunk getting animals, of bunch a with around hanging mean I I KATY

mean? you do What BOON

life? your of rest the spend to going you're how really this Is KATY

girl other one and Otter just No, BOON

about. think to pressing de- too just It's cabinet. liquor parents' empty~ to up go~ng b~ddies beer your of full ·~car Fabulous. away) him (pushing KATY

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- extinguisher. fireco

a with freshmentired the shooting beds, pledges' new the kicking start and drunk, obviously in, march Boon and Otter open. bangs door the Suddenly, A.M. 3 shows nightstand Kent's on Ben Big WestcloxThe soundly. sleeping are Kent and Larry

cans. beer of barrage a suffers

Otter order. for gavels futilely Hoover groan. brothers The

Nations. United the of General Secretary - Hammarskojld Dag is ~imp that today ~.nd developed. and grew he and there in hung kid that But him. ignored just they him, teasing of tired got they when And stantly. con- him teased everybody and wimp real a was kid This Faber. like lot a college a at was It 'loser.' another of story the you tell me let but -- loser total a is kid this So week. a once up me beat to used seniors the obnoxious so was myself I damaged. brain was Mountain thought Everybody Right? pizza. pepperoni like face a had you -- Boon freshmen. were guys you when to back think But true. that's -- zero a is kid this Okay, OTTER

down. quiet brothers The silence.

for hand his raises and room the of front the to steps Otter

smells! He nerd! a He's arms! no with undershirts wears He (shouting) M.El".t.EERS Harri_sburo from legacy a Dorfman, Kent is This down. settle Just HOOVER

face. Kent's of side the down running

beer dripping The wall. the on picture Kent's off bounce cans beer Several whistles. and catcalls boos, with respond Deltas The wall. the on appears photo unflattering Dorfman's Kent

slide. Next HOOVER

projector. opaque an running is D-Day basement. smoke-filled the in on going is meet~ng House Delta A raucous

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i 3 • / I

..,_

thru 0:-1ITTED~hru

hook. coat a as used being

wall the on hanging horns bull with helmet the finds Hoover

washing. Try (sniffs) HOOVER

sucks. life My love depressed. fuckin' too I'm BLUTO

minute. any here be They'l~ up. get on, Come do. you Yes, HOOVER

horns. your have don't I B~UTO

horns. my need I Bluto, (_) HOOVER

enters. Hoover laundry. mouldering with filled be to seems room whole His artwork. his continuing clothes, filthy of pile a atop bed his on lies Bluto

34 NIGHT - ROOM BLUTo•s IN?. 34

reveal: to back Pul:

page. yearbook the in rut a wearing over, and ever photo

the circles fingers stubby between clutched ?encil blunt A leap. cheerleader spread-legged a in frozen Pepperidge Mandy cf

33 PHOTO A YEARBOOK33

CUT TO

bed. of

out falls he frightened so Kent instantly, wake freshmen The

2_£! let•s go, let's go, Let's up! Everybody Hey! Hey: socks: your grab and cocks your drop Okay, BOON AND OTTER

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CONTINUED.

loudly. plays jukebox The freshmen. the of each

to one handing pins, pledge of full cup Dixie greasy a with

the-pledges among passes Bluto filled. are Pitchers taps.

the from flow to begins Beer wildly. cheer brothers The

drink. us let Gentlemen, HOOVER

Amen. all. for fraternity -- PLEDGES

Amen. (afterthought) all. for fraternity and libe.::::ty With HOOVER

--- frat the to allegiance pledge Do ?LEDGES

--- frat the to allegiance pledge Do HOOVER •. -·----

name--.,. your state I, (repeating) PLEDGES

--- name your state I, notebook) blank a from read to (pretends okay. Okay, (harried) HOOVER

cheese-dip! with, over it Get (roaring) BLUTO

ceremony. the

through :right play and table pool the to game their moved have

players card The pajamas. wear still some together; thrown

hastily looks clothing pledges The drunk. already are brothers

the o: Most upperclassmen. and pledges assembled the before stands robes, and horns in ridiculous totally looking Hoover,

LATER A LITTLE - ROOM DELTA TAP INT.38

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paddle. wooden big a up holds He him. beside

is Niedermeyer Doug medallion. President's and sash red wide a with draped tie and suit his in them before stands Marrnalard Gregg seal. DTP giant a of front in kneel pledges Omega new The

door. Omega the toward tracks

camera the as louder gets and song Wessel" the"Horst like sounds ~~ sung. softly heard is hymn Omega the of sound The door. next House Omega to House Delta the from slowly pans camera The

8-Jl-. 3 TIM.ESA.ME DELTA HOUSE - EXT.38-A

song. impromptu an into burst Bluto and D-Day Otter, Boon,

away. blasts box

juke the as fellowship good great with carouse Deltas The

? ... Flounder unhappily) it (tasting FLOUNDER

"Flounder". you're on now From Dorfman. this into went thought of A lot BLUTO

be? to going name Chi Tau Delta my What's ted) e:xci ( KENT

Kent. to pin a hands Bluto pin. his on puts and nods Pinto

Why not? loudly) (belches BLUTO

'Pinto?' Why PINTO

that? Got 1 . •pinto be gonna s name.' Chi Tau Delta your Kroger, Okay Larry) to pin a ( handing BLUTO

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seats. their in sleeping

students three or two reveals classroom the over A pan voice.

droning a in lecture to continues James Dean seen. ever

faces young disinterested bored, most the of 30 revealing

OF VIEW POINT DEAN JAMES'

it. to reactions for

room the around looks and laughs he so joke best his is This

empire. an nor Roman, Iloly, neither was Empire Roman iloly the that observe to scholar waggish one led which ... DEAN JAMES

tired. and aged 93F)

9: thru middle- looks He hall. the of front the at podium a from thru 82 (F. lectures Department, History the of Chairman James, Dean82 dF.

'

another? have I may sir, you, Thank CHIP

aga~n. whacked He's

another? have I may sir, you, Thank eager) and (brave CHIP

ass. the on hard ~iller Chip whacks He

obedience. of bond the consecrate We now DOUG

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empire? fragmented his unify to man this enabled that it is what And JJI.MES DEAN

it. retrieve to over bends and

floor the on pen his drops deliberately but casually He him. behind rows few a sitting coed cute busty a to wander eyes His

has question a that aware vaguely up, look itudents few A\

repetitions. the counting

silently exerciser, hand a squeezing space, into staring He's

NOTE BOOK OF FLOUNDER'S CLOSE~? A

crazy. like notes taking apparently is He () •••• s FLOUNDER

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graduation? thro~gh sheep of flock a drove 1955 in Who it) through leafing (begins here. right file disciplinary their have I WORMER

desk. the on folder thick a plunks He

G:::-egg. bullshit, the skip just Let's WORMER

and way own thei~ in outstanding each They're sir. say, to hard be That'd (evasive) GREGG

campus? on nity frater- worst the what's Gregg, window) the out (staring WOFJYT.ER DEAN

o:fice. Oval the in meeting Watergate secret a like feel

should Gregg with meeting This president. American honored dis- recently a to resemblance character strong a bears and sixty, about is Wormer desk. the across him sits_facing Gregg

reports. pledge of sheaf a ~hrough looking is Wormer Dean

2) 4 (F. TIME SAME - OF?ICE WORMER'S DEAN INT.· 4 2) (F.

anyone. on call won't I worry, Don't (sighs) JAMES DEAN

wearily. his-head shakes He

JA!".LES

legs. his crosses and flushing up b~ck sits quickly and asked been has question a that realizes suddenly He legs. coed's the at covertly looking still is He C)

er.icrgencies. campus of time in o~der preserve to power unlimited Dean the gives that Constitution College Faber the in codicil known little a is There son! ears your of out crud the Get {wild--eyed). WORMER

sir? probation, secret Double (.confused) GREGG

orobationl secret double on is Delta moment this of as Then out) bursts suddenly (then Oh. (thoughtful) WORMER

sir. Yes GREGG

are? They WORMER

probation. on already Delta_is sir? do to intend you do What GREGG

campus. off punks those kick and

( X) balls the by bull the grab to going

we're year This different. be to going it's year this And twerp! you Delta, about m talking I course Of

explode! toilets the all spring Every underwear! of full are trees the Halloween Every dinner? Alumni the to cadavers school medical the delivered Who meet. swim the into Fizzies of truckload a dumped who year Last back? that get to was postage the much how idea any have Do you Kruschev? to it shipped and Faber Dean of statue the up crated who year next The faster) (leafing {Cont'd) WORMER

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cheer.

rhythmic the up.to leaping and twirling twisting, Maridy watches He seats. grandstand the under dark the in lurking is Bluto

cheer. a into bounces and up stands Mandy

dreamy. just he's think l bad. Too (.wistfully) BABS

intercourse. pr~~arital in believe t doesn Gregg

(coolly) tJ MA.~DY

not? or deed dirty the coin' Gregg and you Are vou. tell I'd know You honey. Mandy, on, Come

sneakers. her tying is who Mandy to over

ambles Babs practice. to starting are squad cheerleading the and Jansen Babs Pepperidge, Mandy zone end other the In the~. among is pledge, Qrega the Chip, zones. end the of one in

ROTC cadets Fresrunan of squad a drilling is ihedG:::-r,1eyer Doug

sir. Yes GREGG

(X) clear? myself make I Do me. is

foot that and down foot their put to one some- for come has time The right? you, like shit sneaky a he's it, on meyei Neider- Put door. next right You're charter. Delta's revoke to way a me Find C) (Cont'd)WORM.ER 2 - ·CONTINUED43

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twenty! me give and Drop weak! and worthless You're recruits) the (to DOUG

bit. his on drooling flaring, nostrils

up, ears faces, their at snaps Trooper as :linch freshmen The -

means! 'Attention'· think you do What DOUG

ROTC cadets. freshmen of squad

a intimidating cruelly line the down and up rides he as tor instruc- drill Marine a like scream to continues Doug seen. ever horse meanest-looking the Trooper, on is·mounted Doug

49 OTHER END ZONE ~HE

me! watch Don't front! Eyes DOUG (v.o.)

shouting.

Niedermeyer Doug hear we porn-porns, her waves and jumps Mandy As

team! Yeeaaah "'-J -- rah rah, Rah, -- rah Rah, CHEERLEADERS

ogain. panties wearing

Mandy's head. the on knock his by ended is fantasy Bluto's

8 _4 THE CHEERLEADERS48

rah. rah, Rah, rah Rah, rah. rah, Rah, rah Rah, CHEERLEADERS (v.o.)

support. gYandstanc steel

a against it bangs and surprise in back head his raises He

--- team' 'yea a and rahs fifteen steam, pep, team, coach, the got We CP.EERLEADERS ANDM.A.NDY

skirt. cheerleader short her

under panties without Mandy see we view of point Bluto's From

46 THE CHEERLEADERS

24 #00432yh

~ledges. our to that do can we Only (nods) BOON

pledges. our to that do can't He Yeah. \, ::::::· \ OTTER I

he? isn't mother, Vicious BOON

watch. to stop and distance the in screaming

Doug hear They clothes. golf fancy wearing is Otter bag. golf a carrying is Boon field. the passing are Boon and Otter

disgrace! goddamn a You're slob! disgusting f.at, You (livid) DOUG

wrong. is uniform his about Everything Flounder. at looks Doug

my fault. was It sir! Sorry, FLOUNDER

mister! obvious, Thut's DOUG

sir. .know, don ' t I PINTO

mister! it, is time What Pinto) (to DOUG

in. ., Douocreinsfaces. their

in practically ass his around, spins Trooperfreeze. They

49-A AND FLOUNDER PINTO49-A

Ten-hut! there! Right (barking) DOUG .

He field. the across running Flounder and Pinto spots Be

backs! Straight Three! Two! One! DOUG

cadets. terrified the on steps nearly who Trooper on them

among rides Doug push-ups. do and dirt the hit freshmen The

anyway. soup the tastes and shoulders her of shrug

slight very a gives She vat. the into plops and i~ flies ball golf the soup, t~e taste to ab0Gt she's as Just hand. )

her in ladel a with souo of vat huce a over leans net hair and unirorrn white in lady Germanic fat a dietician, head The

53-A KITCHEN CAFETERIA53-A

53 Ol1ITTED53

Shit. it! Hooked BOON

off. tees Boon waggle, preliminary a With

uniform? your On pin? A pledge screams) distance; (in DOUG

formation. distant the overlooking up tees Boon on, looks Otter As

52 ':':MES.l:I.M.E - GRASSY HILL EXT.52

sir. pin, pledge a It's (petrified) FLOUNDER

that-on-your-chest? What's- front! Eyes Attention! something) (noticing pajamas. those up tuck goddamnit, And (growls) cap. that Straighten off) cap his (knocks buckle. belt that Dress stomach) the in him (pokes buttons. those Redo chest) the in him smacks ( DOUG

crop. riding his

with smacking Flounder, abusing continues a~d dismounts Doug

(X) 26 #00432 jeb

march. to start They

harch! -- Fo-wadh Barch! time Mark face! Right Ten-hut! DOUG

remounts. Doug Flounder. and Pinto at sneers Chip

cadets. other the with line into scurry Flounder and Pinto

ranks! in back Now get nods) and gulps (Flounde:::- understand! you Do (shrieks) pin. pledge that without and hours nineteen-hundred at night every and tonight stable the to report will You fraternity. worst our pledges cadet worst Our see. I DOUG

56 FIELD ATHLETIC56

• ious. ::ur up looks

He lap. and papers Dean's the over spill to water causing desk, Wormer's Dean on water of pitcher a shatters then ball The wirldow. the breakins ball golf the of closeup A

55-A OFFICE WORMER'S DEAN INT.55-A

Slice! (disgusted) BOON

right. the

to off flips It swings! and ·ball his addresses again Boon

sir. pin, Delta a It's FLOUNDER

you? like man a pledge would nity f~~ter- what mister, me, tell Just DOUG

sir. everywhere, it wear to told was I FLOUNDER

scrutiny. Doug's under quivers Flounder

(X) 27 #00432 jeb

Gahhh! DOUG Doug.

dragging ranks their through gallops Trooper as scatter who

61 FRESHMEN CADETS THE61

stirrup. the in caught gets foot

his but off, falls Doug and forward lunges Trooper bell. a like rings which helmet shiny Doug's strikes ball A golf

fella! big down, Settle Trooper! in) him rein to hard (trying DOUG

unpredictably. forth and back cuttins still is horse The

60 DOUG AND TROOPER60

drive. second hits He

ball. the through hit to try always and loose stay Just OTTER

59 \,J

regroup. to attempt ragged a make freshmen ':':ie

ranks! your hold it, Goddamn freshmen) (to. boy! Easy, him) control to (struggling DOUG

cadets. the scattering ROTC formation, men

fresh- the through blindly runs and wildly bJcks He ass. the on right Trooper hits shot tee Otter's ffiiracle, a by if As

58 FIELD A.THLETIC58

swings. Otter

down .... head your keeping not yqu're but straight arm's left Your (help::ully) OTTER

up. tees and Boon from 2-wood a accepts Otter C)

(X) 28 #00432 jeb

69 OMI':'TED69

like. I professor only the He's Okav? Jennings. of front in me embarrass Don't KATY

houie. frame flat four the of steps front the up

walk and street side shady the down turn Pinto and Katy Boon,

it! Quit Hey! PINTO

laid. been never Pinto's See, put! Well BOON

date. first the on screw can he somebody want You KATY

--- attitude casual morally of kind certa~n a for looks trade we'll but looking decent be should She BOON

--- to have don't You PINTO

girl. special very a be to got it's but up Pinto fix to you want I Katy) (to

Faber. town

down- of shops and stores the past walk Pinto and Katy Boon,

t:'lrU OMITTEDth::::-u

yourself. enjov to is point whole The work. as it of think Don't OTTER

game. my on work to got I've (casually) BOON

hill. down.the ambling

start They distance. the in chaos the watch Otter and Boon

62 OMITTED62

29 #00432 jeb

pot? smoke ever you did When ca 1) (.skepti KATY

Sure. (coolly) BOON

frame. of out walks and up gets He

before? smoked Ever JENNINGS

wide. very go eyes ?ir.to's

Yeah! (quickly) BOON

pot? some smoke to want You JENNINGS

music. the to head his bobs and eyes his closes He

shit. of piece a It's JENNINGS

good. very be must It PINTO

years. half a and Four JENNINGS

it? on working been you How long BOON

my novel. finish I while rent the pay to way a just Teaching's JENNINGS

candlelight. in bathec is scene whole The them. from table

the across are Katy and Boon floor, the on him beside sitting is ?into sandals. and jeans shirt, work a glasses, rimless wearing good-looking, He's bricks. more and door a from made table low a at floor the on cross-legged sits himself Jenninss

stereo. the on softly plays jazz Modern era. bomb"

the "ban the from sign peace placed prominently a and Parker (::) Charlie of sketch a poster, Bauhaus a photographs, art~· good few a are walls t~e On windowsill. the on sleeping cats two and plants seven wall, the against leaning guitar a bookcase, board and brick bottles, Mateus in candles -- beatnik toward (X) leaning CA.HPUS" EARLY "OFF IN FURN'.::SHED SPARSELY 1SPF>.D THE

70 A LITTLE LATER -APARTMENT JENNING'S

bathroom. the reveal PULL BACK to incense. of

sticks two and candle a light hands the and struck is A match

AGAIN Hj:l.!'JDS THE

CUT TO

envelope. bulging a with emerges and rn~~ent a for gropes

shelf, the on books other the behind around reaches hand The

SHELF. A BOOKS OFF HANDS PULLING

CUT TO

REHENSIVE. APP ~1ORE LOOKS HE PI:K'TO

CUT TO

THE CRACK UNDER THE DOOR. TOWEL INTO A HANDS STUFFING

CUT TO

SHADE. ANOTHER WINDOW DO~~ HANDS PULLING

CU"r TO

SHADE A WINDOW DO~m HANDS PULLING JENNINGS'S

CUT TO

apprehensive. looks He PINTO

CUT TO

dead-bolt. the snaps and lock the in key

the turns place, in lock chain the puts door, the to goes He

musician. jazz black _a with friends close who's guy a from it got I special. really is stuff This JENNINGS

here. Dave of front in me embarrass to not you asked I (frowns) BOON -- locked. door the with bathroom the in Yeah, KATY

about. know don't you things of lot a done ve I

I

_i Uh-huh. \ (bored) JENNINGS

.... being giant some of fingernail the in atom tiny like~ be could system solar whole our means that So Okay! PINTO

rap. stoned s Pinto to politely listens

Jennings tub. the in other each nuzzling are Katy and Boon

that reveal to back P~ll ashtray. the in lie roaches Three

71 1'.SHTRAY THE71

flares match A black. pitch is room The candles. the all out blowing explosively, coughs and red beet turns tokes, Pinto

much. so it on drool to not try Just Yeah. JENNINGS

right? this Is PINTO

puff. a takes Pinto

possibility. dist~nct a s There

(hesitates) PINTO

Pinto. to it hands and tokes She Katy. to it hands and

tokes Boon Boon. to it hands and tokes candle, the from joints the of one lights He joints. rolled badly three and pot loose of amount small a reveal to packet foil the opens He £oil. alu.uinum of wad a out takes and bag plastic the opens he Then

bag.

plastic a out takes He envelope. bulging the operis and sink the· a~ stands Jennings down. seat the with conu~ode the on sits Pinto the_bathrub. in face to face sitting are Katy and Boon

THE BATHROOM70-A

70-A

X) ( too. you, marry to want I Paul, Hey

you. marry to want I Paula, Hey-hey PINTO

sings: he along dances he As unhappy. not but lonely He's time. first the for them seeing if as etc., windows, store trees, cars, at looking mellow; and stoned along walks Pinto

~a thru OMITTEDthrD

you? from pot some buy I Could Jennings) (to PINTO

75 PINTO 75

Jennings. and Pinto to oblivious hug and kiss They

Ow. You. You. happily) (squealing KATY

her. tickles He

.... sunshine my only my sunshine, are You BOON PAULA") HEY "HEY

(X) (Perhaps ear. Katy's in softly sings Boon bathtub. the in

74 BOON AN:) KATY 74

universe? tiny little, A . bored) (very JENNINGS

__ be.._ could ---- fingernail ~ in atom· tiny one means That much! too is this oh,· (oblivious) () ·PINTO AND JENNINGS PINTO73

7.3

33 #00432 yh

fondlv. nose his strokes and

Trooper to goes Doug push-ups. coins begins and c=c?s ?loDnde=

it! Hit (barks) DOUG -

But .... FLOUNDER

floor.

stable the of filthiness the of awa~e uncomfortably is Flounder

twenty! me give and Now drop mel to belongs ass your t1eantime, buddies. Delta sick your all and you Faber, at here numbered are days Your DOUG

him. hurting ~eally chest the in again Flounder pokes He

blubber~ of pile nauseating vou uo Listen DOUG

.... only was But! (squealing) FLOUNDER

in! face fat your snash to mind good a got I've DOUG

wall. stable the against him driving finger, index ramrod a with chest the in hard Flounder pokes Doua

--- he -- I JtB 1 (terrified) ?LOUNDER

animal? defenseless a hits man cf kind Mhat sake! God's for Dorfman, (barks) DOUG

?~ouncer. from away roughly shovel the tears and stall Trooper's

into rushes He mood foul a in looks and head his aro~nc

bandage gauze a has He this. of last the catch to enters Doug nose. the on lig~tly him bopping snap, another of midst the in Trooper stopping face, his protect to up sh6vel the brings

cringing, flounder, nose. Flounder's at snaps Trooper stall. Trooper's of out manure shoveling is Flounder unhappy A very

J. 8 NIGHT - STABLE ROTC INT. ~ 8

34 f.0043:? pb

guts. his hate l him. hate I Yes, Yes. mad) (getting FLOUNDER.

so?? ouess You BLUTO

so. guess I (snuffli:ig) FLOUNDER

right? guts, his hate You Neidermeyer! BLUTO

Who? FLOUNDER

yingyang? that hate You tones) low in speaking continues him, (shushes D-DAY

Bluto! Brother D-Day! Brother (surprised) FLOUNDER

Flounder! (whispering) 0 D-DAY \ .

cry. to about looks He hay. of handfuls with

himself clean to efforts pathetic making standing, is Flounder

NIGHT THE STABLE - INT. 81-AA

stable. the enter Bluto and D-Day off.

strides and exits as.Doug shadows the into melt D-Day and Bluto

that? got You tomorrow. oh-nine-hundred by tall standing gua~ters these want I DOUG

action. the

following window,· stable the through peering Bluto and D-Day see to him past pan we sugar, of piece a Trooper feeds Doug As

fellow. Good Trooper. now, There DOUG

81 CONTINUED8}

35 #00432 pb

kidding. You're (scared) FLOUNDER

face. Flounder's on fades smile The

Flounder. it, Now finish (.stony) D-DAY thump.

heavy a with desk the on pistol the puts and automatic service

great! this is boy, Oh, there. in He's heh. Heh {cackling) FLOUNDER

himself. to laughing Trooper, without reemerges He office. inner the into Trooper leads Flounder and head Trooper's from

windbreaker the remove D-Day and Flounder sanctum. private

Wormer's Dean -- office inner an to door another opens Bluto

311) (F. TIME SAME - OFFICE WORMER'S DEAN INT. 31°1) (F. 81-E 81-E

office. Wormer's Dean

into horse the leads Flounder appear. Trooper and Flounder Bluto, stairs. marble the on hooves of echo hollow the We hear d hall. the down back whistle low a· makes and in looks door, the opens He doer. office Wormer's on·Dean lock the picks D-Day

310) (F. SAME TIME - ADMINISTRATION BUILDING INT. 310) (F. 81-D 81-D

a1-c. OMITTED81-C

scouts Bluto him. calm to face his over tied windbreaker

a night, the into out Trooper lead D-Day and Flounder Bluto, (X) 229) {F. NIGHT SCHOOL - EXT. 229) tF. 81-B 81-B'

Flounder's in whispering starts then horse, the at glances D-Day

even.' get -- mad get 'Don't Delta: in saying old an have we Now, Good. D-DAY

81-AA CONTINUED, A 8}-A

36 «00432 pb

I ----r

( office. inner the into charge they bewilderment, of look

a exchanging. After floor. the hitting horse a of thud heavy the hear they when abrupt~y change expressions ~heir gun. the of roar still-echoing the at chuckling are Bluto and D-Day(

noise. rattling strange a makes he and wide go eyes horse's The

bang. loud a is There slowness. ciating

excru- with trigger the squeezes Flounder Grimacing, Trooper. fro~ direction opposite the in gun the points he Finally, it. do can't just but horse, the at it point to up gun the brings he. hand, trembling With gulps. and Trooper at looks Flounder

81-? OFFICE INNER S \vORMER' INT.81-F

Right! (whispers) D-DAY

right? blanks, Just softly) D-Day, (to BLUTO

zombie. a like office inner the into ~alks Flounder

Flounder. to gun the hands and .45 the on bolt the snaps D-Day

Kent. with, over it get Then BLUTO

head. his shakes Flounder

horse? that as much as hate you world the in anything there Is horse? that about what And D-DJ..Y

do. I voice) (small FLOUNDER

guts. Neiderrneyer's hated you thought 1 (contemptuous) BLUTO

life! my in anything shot never I FLOUNDER

silent. is D-Day

81-E CONTINUED81-E , •••• .1 •••.••• r

37 #00432 yh

college. the from money extort to you for fair it's think t don I Carmine,

measure. tape a with Trooper measuring scene following

the of b.g. the in seen be can janitor, the Michelostomy, Mr. up. straiqht sticking still legs four Trooper's see can we him Behind desk. Wormer's Dean of front in chair a in sits man), swarthy squat, (a Faber of Mayor the DePasto, Carmine

81-· DAY - WORMER'S OFFICE INT.81-L

FLOUNDER

81- D-DAY AND BLGTO, HALLWAY- BUILDING ADMINISTRATION INT.

CUT TO

slowly. other each at look all Flounder and D-Day Bluto,

attack. heart a had he Maybe FLOUNDER

gunl that in blanks were There D-DAY

shit.! Holy BLUTO

hi~! at gun the point even t didn ~

frantically) (protesting FLOUNDER

ii gun! that in blanks were There I! I: D-DAY

shit! Holy BLUTO J j shock. total in stand~ng I

is Flounder air. the into up straight stick hooves Four

(X) 38 #00432 jeb

cheeseburger. the snatches but tray the loses Bluto it. on

cheeseburger half-eaten desireable, particularly a ~ith tray a over tug-of-war a fight They them. get can Bluto before trays the snatch to tries annoyed, diswasher, student The leftovers. the devour to continues and it, eats He ball. golf a discover to surprised is Bluto soup, of bowl a down Gulping trays. their off drop students as leftovers off feeding begins he where window busing the to on ·continues ling, whist- Bluto, hatred. pure and agony of mixture a with Bluto at stares demise, Trooper's over upset clearly Doug, noises. whinnying galloping, make to briefly pauses Doug, passing Bluto, distraught. obviously ahead, grimly stares however Doug

- -

precision. nilitarv stiff-backed with eat thev uniform, in All ROTC honchos. other with table a at sits Neidermeyer Doug

hall. dining modern sunny, the in lunch eating are Students

OMITTED t}:iru

saw. chain a with enters Micholestomy Mr.

shitless. scared boys· those got ve l worry. Don't

door. the

for large too is horse the that obvious is it when annoyance in head his shakes He ooor. the measuring is Michelostomy Mr.

Fund. Student the from honorarium nice a arrange can I sure I'm Well, nervously) (laughs WORMER

broken. legs your have I'll and again extortion mention you So Oldsmobiles. free my people, sanitation my police, my using You're expensive. ~re parades These responsibilities. big got I Faber, of Mayor the as Look, DE PASTO CONTINUED81-L

(X) 39 #00432 jeb

away! go you Now will aga_in. I \ me to to·speak never you asked I burning) (ears HANDY

friend? inti~ate an treat to way any this Is OTTER

leave? to have I Do suggestion) his (ignoring MANDY

eat? you while thighs your massage I can Well, too! milk, got you've Oh, (notices) then? milk some about How lunch. your got you've Oh, tray) her notice to (pretends lunch? some you buy I Can ute. min- a stay only car. I but Sorry, down) sits (deaf, OTTER

away. Go (ice) MANDY

--- we since you seen haven't I Why Peppe=idge! Mandy OTTER

alone. lunch

eating is who ?epperidge Mandy approaches he as. smiling,

ana OMITTEDand

burger) the into (bites fly! to how know you unless eagles the wi~h fuck aon't You Ha! (triumphant) -~~' . \. y--~ BLUTO

94 CONTINUED94 _..::·::.._.

40 #00432 jeb

r:·

_J

remark. the ignores but stiffens Bluto

self?

(X) your- for respect any have you Don't

Bluto) {to GREGG

food. of mouthful a through appreciatively laughs Bluto

mouth. his from away feet and hands your keep Just worry. Don't OTTER

--- you Can't Gre9g. Really, (repelled) MANDY

manners. table his at winces and tongue her clicks Mandy

abandon. crude with potatoes mashed eating starts he Then mo~ent. unblinking tense, a for Mandy at right looks Bluto

here. everyone know you think I Hi. Blutol OTTER

food. with loaded

is tray His them. join to down sitting Bluto see to up looks .. ~ Evervbodvdishes. of clatter noisy the by interrupted He's

you if leave you make could I (angry) GREGG

wasn't. I No OTTER

leaving. just was Eric (::lustered) MANDY

know must you if Well OT?ER

honey. Handy, anything, interryptii.3 not we're hope I (coyly) BABS

down.

sit all they as Otter at suspiciously looks Gregg up. clams Mandy trays. lunch full car~ying table Mandy's at appear They

9 8 DILLER CHIP Jl.tm BABS GREGG,8 n

41 #00432 jeb

thr OMITTEDthn.:

_/ \_ ,..... great? Not \. I words) the mouthing himself, to pointing (incredulous OTTER

hips. her of toss sexy a with leaves and abruptly up stands She

great. that wasn't It Otter. yourself, flatter Don't (smiling) ".ANDY

tonight? out go we Why don't OTTER alone. now are They

103 OTTER AND MANDY103

th~- OMITTEDthru a. _,..,a 99

him. chasing Chip and G

Gregg with tables dining of row a down darts Bluto but too, \ ' him at grabs Chip away. scurries who Bluto at lunges Gregg

here! Right go! Let's bastard! you right, All (furious) GREGG

clothes. his

off· pqtatoes wet wiping f~antically feet, his to leaps Gregg

it? Get zit! a I'm (brightly) BLUTO

them. over a:l potatoes mashed spraying fists, both with cheeks his pounds Bluto as duck to try They Chip. and Babs Gregg, face to up stands and potatoes mashed with mouth his packs He

now .... am I what guess can you if See BLUTO

flare. nostrils Bluto's

pig. a is boy That gross. absolutely is This BABS

42 jeb

say. I'll stroking)- (still MANDY

jail. in not he's lucky Stratton's Eric that bet I'll (pause) slower. little a Maybe GREGG

yet? happening Anything hands) (switching MANDY

women. molested they've how knows God (fishing) distracted. little a me has Deltas the with thing That Mandy. Sorry, GREGG

tired. getting My arm's soon? through be you'll think you do Gregg, MANDY

--- really babies Those 707. a Probably GREGG

manually.

Gregg stimulating she's that indicates arm her of movement choppy the but frame of out is_just hand Man¢y's back. Pull

fast. too ~oving It's star. a not That's out) ( staring GREGG ,

--- br star light, Star wish. a make Let's {coyly) star! a look, Oh, out) (staring Mk'h:lDY

2.14 talking. and ahead straight staring Gregg and Mandy4 ~ 1 and and 113 PLYMOUTH GREGG'S INT.113

shoulder. to shoulder si~ting up,

waist the from Mandy and Gregg see we Plymouth, late-model a In

cars. down pans camera

The town. the of lights twinkling the on down looks that promontory a is spot, make-out favorite Faber's Point, Pencil

112 - POINT PENCIL EXT. 112

43 #00432 yh

them. behind

closes door The in. go they and door room motel the O?ens He )

\

kiss. a him gives She

bullshitter! a such You're (affectionately) PRETTY COED

time. about all forget I studies my in absoibed so get I Sometimes sorry. I'm (sincerely) OTTER

hours. two for waited I (petulant) PRETTY COED

bag. doctor's black his

carries Ee room. mote! a toward walk and out get Coed Pret~y a and He lot. parking the into pulls Corvette Otter's

-::;i 1_ -7 NIGHT SAME - MOTEL OAK SHADY EXT. 115

angrily. car the starts and fly his zips

Gregg hands. her off gloves surgical clear two peels and purse, her into hanckerchie: a drops vexation, with sighs She

' stop. to going I'm try to going even not re you If Gr~gg. it, Darn

snaps) ( M.A.NDY

b~ should Stratton Eric said I when say' 11 'I' said, You (impatient) GREGG

1 'what? say ll I

Ilmm? MANDY

What?

114 (tensing)

f~; .-.-'\(~)

and GREGG

44 #00432• lm

week. exam midterm of montage following the on up Fade

frame. of out falls suddenly and window the ward

to- limb the on out edging starts he hard, Breathing drops. jaw Bluto's panties. her towards hand her slides Mandy Then

Fuhhhh wide) (eyes BLUTO

breasts. own her fondling begins and bra her o=f slips

she Then sky. night the at dreamily stares She window. the to goes and walks, she as undressing bedroo~, her enters Mandy

Uuhh .... (awed) BLUTO

bathroom. the to

next is room Mandy's lingerie. out rinse and hair, their wash showers, the of out and in step Pis Tri semi-nude and Nude him. of front in right is window bathroom The paradise! -- and House Pi Tri the to across looks ground, the off feet twenty about lim::i a to struggles He tree. the climbing is Bluto

and . and

big a of shadow the in hides He commando. a like house the of side the to around scurries and bushes the of out sneaks Bluto later, moment A away. walks Gregg inside. goes and peck little prim, a him gives She door. the to Mandy .walks Gregg

lli TIME SAME HOUSE - PI TRI EXT.

bushes. .the into dives and House

Pi Tri the of front in car Gregg's spots he Then himself. to Rebel" a "He's grunting tunelessly row the along strolls Bluto

..,····::

116 NIGHTSAME -ROW SORORITY EXT.116

45 004'32 #

grins. wolfish their

• on- light eerie an casting pipe, his lights Gregg ~all. the against out flattened GREGG, and CHIP figures, CLOSE FOCUS two in reveals camera the happily, off D-DAY sneak and BLUTO As

stencil. the up holds triurr.phantly and flashlight his with over stoops D-Day garbage. of piles through sift D-Day and Bluto

-o

bin. trash huge a into barrel trash the empties Michelostomy

barrel. trash a into wastebasket the

empties janitor school Bulgarian squat, the Michelost.omy, Mr.

another. with it place

re- and wastebasket the from stencil the pluck Chip see we and again opens door the leaves, she after moment A ~asket. waste- the into it drops and machine, the ~rom stencil inky the removes exams, the off running finishes secretary The \,.,_.../

c..__j -

126 HISTORY DEPARTMENTOFFICES126

each." 5¢ - Aids "Study reading sign a with benzedrine of bowl a out sets A Delta

125 DELTA HOUSE INT.125

exam. the of copies off running s~arts

and m~chine mimeograph a in stencil the puts secretary ~he

DEPARTMENTOFFICE HISTO~Y124

Comics." "Cla~sic buying nearby rack a at

stands Blute four. or three selects Pinto shelf. a on them puts and Notes" "Cliff of case a unoacks employee student A

123 BOOKSTORE

and typewriter a in stencil mimeograph a puts secretary A

121 HISTORY DEPARTMENTOFFICE 121

46 #00432 yh

ornTTED

deeply. drink and together pitchers

beer brimming the1r clink broadly, smile D-Day and Bluto

here. twins dorkbreath the to thanks way, that Looks BOON

test? 101 Psych the ace Y'all go? it how'd So MOUNTJGN

)-Day. and Bluto Boen, joins Mountain week. exam o: end the celebrate to heavily drinking brothers with crowded is room The

l34 AFTER.i~OON LATE - ROOM TAP DELTA134

strikes.

ball the as start a with wakes Pinto lectern. James' Dean into noisily crashes and hall lecture the of steps the all down rolls which ball, bowling a releases Someone desk. his on resting head his with exam the of middle the in asleep is Pinto

,..J___

133 CLASSROOM DEAN JAMES' H33

132-A OMITTED 132-A

test. his begins and himself to smiles them,

noting Gregg, answers. their wri~ing confidently start Bluto and Hoover Boon, D-Day, Otter, students. to out them passirig start and booklets exam blue of packs open proctors Student

32 l A CLASSROOM132

sleeve. his up back it snaps band

rubber a and it releases he approaches, proctor student a When sheet. crib prepared beautifully a from cheats Chip busily. write students .other the as stretching and yawning is Pinto

131 CLASSROOM J~...MES' DEAN131

head. his

of out bugging are eyes His one. another pops and moment, a for thinks benny, a pops He desk. his at studies Pinto - ,

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130 ROOM DORM PINTO'S 130

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\ I

v.Trong. were test Psych the on answers our of one everv and house Jewish the at over guys the with checked just I trouble. in We're HOOVER

Boon. and Otter to straight

goes worried, and agitated looking room tap the enters He

7-~. 13 HOOVER 137-A

mother. Dead (off-handedly) OTTER

hair?' her 'Washing BOON

date. our broke She OTTER

them. with sit to over comes Otter

terrible. feel I PINTO

terrible. look You BOON

depressed. very looks who Pinto, with sit to over moved has He

13, BOON 137

time? good a have and out go to you want she'd think you Don't life? to back her bring to going is date our breaking think you do Well, (pause) that. hear to

OTTER

room. tap the from noise the out shut

to trying ear, his in finger a with telephone the on is who

136 OTTER 136

(X) 48 #00432 gf

average? point srade house your seen boys you Have spin! will hGad your fast so here of out be you'll or son, it, in sock a Put

are. they who know apples bad the think I rules. the breaking by time good everybody's spoil can apples bad few a that shame a was it said I OTTER

say? you cid What son! that, catch didn't I (snaps) WOR."1.ER

tool. a What breath) his under (mutters OTTER

probation. on fraternities in beverages alcoholic against rule a there's that forgot somebody like looks It well. well, Well, WOR.l'-1ER DEAN

visitor. unexpected

the at gape and sj.lent fall Deltas the of rest The face. his en smile maniacal with~ door r6om tap the at stands He

137-3 WORMER DEAN 137-B

CUT TO

sur?rise. un~leasant register and up look Hoover and Pinto Boon,

in. creeped just what Look God. Oh, OTTER

freezes. and room the across something sees Otter

exam! fucking wrong the stolen must've assholes Those D-Day) and Bluto a~ (glance one? Every (incredulous) BOON

-1.·1-- 13 CON.TINUED 137-A

(X) 4~ gr ...

)

moment. long a for silent are Deltas The out. storms He

Faber! at it had has fraternity this and mistake more one up, slip one means That WOR.1"1ER

shrugs. Boon

probation? secret Double voice) (sotto OTTER

looks. exchange Otter and Boon

semester. this of beginning the since probation secret double on been all have clowns You now. Laugh Boon) at (glaring WORMER

Hah! BOON ___)_ \ \ I "'.~.,. loud. out laughing help can't Boon

average. our help really will grades midterm our that hoping we're sir, Well, lamely) ( HOOVER

history. Faber in lowest the It's campus. on lowest the It's stinks! It Hoover. Mr. par .below little a than more It's WOR."t.1ER

moment. the at par below little a it's know I sir. have, I HOOVER

up. stands reluctantly Hoover

you? have Well WORMER

responds. one No ,?()..

( X)

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helples~ly. head his shakes Hoover

time. gooda have well as might We do. we what matter no us nail to going They'reyou. f~i news got I Hoover) (to OTTER

this. do don't Please Otter. (beseechingly) HOOVER

idea. the like they think I OTTER

children. demented

huge, like down and up jumping approval, shout Deltas the All

toga! Toga toga! Toga BLUTO

Yah-hah! yes! Hail, MOUNTAIN

Party? Toga a for up guys you Hey, room) the to (shouting

(X) OTTER

We can't is. that whatever bation, pro- secret double on We're Otter! HOOVER

Party. Toga fucking A weekend? this need we what know You .. right You'~e

X) ( BOON

exams! the about know must He time. this serious He's something. do gotta We HOOVER

head. his shaking there HOOVER sits

think. you t don by, stop to him

of Nice was·pleasant. Tbat Well! (brightly)

(X) BOON 13?-E 2 CONTINUED -J..37-B

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laundry. her with up the~ fold~ and

shorts his of pair a up picks Katy as door the out goes Boon

you. love I softly) him; afte:::- (calling KATY

funny. real Funny, angrily) (leaving BOON

attend. to well too you're say I'll note. a you write I'll KATY

it? miss I How can fraternity. the in I'm And party. fraternity a it's But BOON

all. at go to you want don't I Baby, hand) his (touching KATY

alone? go to me want You (unbelieving) BOON

time. this pass I'll think I but cute really It's head. your over punch ~lcohol grain pour and bedsheet a in. up yourself wrap to going. you're night tomorrow and graduate college a be you'll months six In old. years twenty-one You're Boon. Honestly, KATY

back. them

snatches She panties. her of pair clean a sniffs absently He

party. toga a It's orgy. an be to going not It's BOON

orgy. an for mood the in not I'm Boon. you, thank No KATY

pizza. of

piece gooey a eating while piles separate into clothes their fold "helping" is Boon dryer. the from laundry taking is Katy

52 #00432• S3

141 O!:ITTED141

section. pretzel and chip potato the at cart shopping a filling begin Pinto and Boon empty. practically is supermarket The

--- King Food the to us take to have You (pleasantly) OTTER

window. the out head his

sticks Otter Lincoln. the inside jump Pinto and Boon Otter,

do? to have I do Wha~ Otter. Thanks, (suspicious) cJ FLOUNDER

Committee. Social the to representative pledge the you making I'm Flounder, OTTER

car. the protect

·to trying around scurries Flounder tires. the kicks Boon

enc~ne. the out check to car the of hood the opens and off

hops cycle, his on up roars D-Day approval. their wh~stling

Continental, the around circling start and lawn ~he cross They

weekend. the for up friend girl his invited Flounder's so. or week a for it use him letting He's brother. his From PINTO

(X) wheels? the get he Where'd Hoo-Baa!

{awed) BOON

him. watching steps front

the on sits Pinto Continental. Lincoln 1963 new brand a on chrome the polishing gently Flounder's curb the At tracks. th~ir in dead stop and door front the out come Otter and Boon

}39 THE NEXT MORNING DELTA HOUSE - EXT.139

53 #00~32 SS·

bigger. It's cucunber. My OTTER

grin. impish an flashes and cucumber bigger a up holds Otter

pardon! your beg I 1vOMAN

that. than bigger Mine's OTTER

hand. her in cucumber good-sized· a holding She's other. each smile.at they and up looks She vegetables. for shop to pretends and coat fur the in ~oman the beside up steps He

-:, ..1 1

OTTER 4 5 :

144 OMITTED144

cool. be So right. That's d BOON

trouble. in get could I Hey! PINTO

coat. Pinto's under steak second the sticks and passes,

she until waits shopper, lady a spots steak, another grabs He

me. by stick and closed coat your keep Just BOON

belt. Pinto's into package wrappea

plastir.- the stuffs and porterhouse big a grabs then tively, fur- arcund looks Boon section. meat the along move they as

143 BOON AND PINTO1~3

her. toward starts He unattractive.

not definitely but side matronly the on bit a dressed, fully (X) taste- is Woman The smiles. Otter whiskey. of belt

good-sized a back knocks and purse _her from flask pocket a

takes she as watches He section. produce the at stnps she as coat fur a in Woman a notices shaves, a:ter inspecting He's/ ~

·,,(--) .....

142 OTTER ]42

54 ;00432 ss

::raternity. a pledging I'm prank. a just It's 'PINTO

in. him turn to about she's that sure blushes, Pinto

in. came you since weight some gained you like Looks CLORETTE

"Clorette." reads tag name

Her him. at smiles She teen-ager. gum-chewing pretty, a is girl check-out The in. came he when as big as twice about seens He bulging. is coat Pinto's check-out. the reach They

?INTO Ji.ND BOONt. 14

cuournber? your me show to want Still MARION

again. flask the from swigs and laughs She

Faber. at Wormer Dean called band hus- a have I coincidence. a What (dryly) MARION

Faber. at Wormer Dean a have We OTTER

drops. jaw Otter's

Wormer. M.rs. me, call They Marion. My name's WOMAN

Otter. me call They Stratton. Eric nane's my way, the By meant. I what That's Sensual. Right! OTTER

sensuous. are people sensual, are vegetables No, WOMAN

think? you don't sensuous, really be can Vegetables OTTER

it. in lust senses Otter Woman laughs. The,~.- •·-· •. ) \"1 ···~

55 ;;00432ss

and OMIT':''SDa:,c 150 5 0 \7

terrific! It's okay? is Is PINTO

there? you meet I if okay it Is house. frat a to going was I knewhe if me kill would dac My CLORETTE

--- at up you pick I'll want. you Anytime Sure! (lies) PINTO

twelve? by home be I \'!ill CLORETTE

party? fraternity a to go to want busy, not you're if So, nervous) little (a PINTO

149 THE CHECK-OUT COUNTER.,.. .,-

o ,. 1

line. check-out the toward skips and waves Otter

Doubtful. MARION

away. backing begins He

time. other some maybe Well, OTTER

tonight. dinner honors senio~

soddarnn the to go to have I Besides, mother. your be to enough old I'm MARION

147 PRODUCE COUNTER THE147

gratitude. with beams Pinto

tell. won't I winks) (she sweetie. it, sweat Don't CLORETTE

6 14 CONTINUED

56 #00432 ss

r,,__

160 7 6 0 anc OMITTEDand

swing. full in. now debauchery the at gaping overdressed,

extrernely door, the at stand They enter. Sissy and Flounder

158 DELTA HOUSE INT.158

dress. party school

high best her in daintily out steps who Cooper, Sissy heart, sweet- hometown his for door the opens and tie and suit a in cut gets Flounder curb. the to pulls Continer.tal Lincol~ The

157 DELTA HOUSE EXT.157

window. the out coats the throws

away, turn they as soon as then coats, their takes politely He arrive. they as gir:s two greets toga, tailored a in Otter,

• 156 FRONT DOOR THE

baby. dirty huge a like looking diaper, a

like toga his wearing He's arrivals. female new gooses he as

lSS BLUTO

fervently. them appreciating them,

beside right stands hand, in beer shades, and toga in Boon, Knights." the and· Day "Otis as band the identifies drum bass The

Night." "Last Mar-Key's

the of rendition wailing a playing is band black five-piece A

154 BAN:)STAND ':'HE

bandstand. the of front in bop and

twist they as punch of cups big from drinking togas, bedsheet in dressed are dates their and Deltas The time. party It's

windows. open the from explodes music r&b Loud house. lit

brightly- the toward walk the up moves togas in girls of Group

57 ¥.00432 ~s

swallow. long one in stuff awful the drinks She puncn. O- Ci.lj)

a her hands anc Clarette tc crowd the through fishts ?into

163 ROOM T.l-.P.? 6 l

here! She's PINTO

door. the corning·in girl, out check the Clarette,

S?Ots finally then room, the around anxiously looking been has

162-.:\ PINTO lE2-i--.._

off. staggers Bluto

drunkenly. laugh who girls, of pair

a flashing and sheet his lifting by himself amusing is 5luto

162 ROOM ':'A? THE

somewhere. down sit we don't Why guy. lucky a really Ker.t's OTTER d

smile. seductive most his flashes and waist

Sissy's around arm an slides Otter exits, Flounder as soon As

idea. Good OTTER

punch? so~e get I while talk two you don't why -- Hey FWUNDER

dress. great a what And were. you said Kent than prettier even Yo~'re OTTER

Hi. SISSY

Sis. about, you telling was I guy the is This girl. steady my -- Sissy is This Otter'. FLOUNDER

cute. pretty She's

Sissy and Flounder into bumps and stairs the down comes Otter

161 DELTA HOUSE INT.

58 ~00432 l<J C

\ \ door. the closes

and room, Hoover's to upstairs her leads him, follow to her ~otions Pinto conversation. their out drowns music loud The neck. the on Pinto kissing is and now drunk looks C~orette

Clarette; and Pinto pass and crowd the through move They

drink. a me Get crap. the Cut MARION

come. could you glad So ½'ormer! ~lrs. OTTER

support. for arm his offers and her tc over

rushes Otter as reeling door front the at stands Wormer Marion

170 HOUSE DELTA INT. I\..' 2..

f' - •

(X) weaves and flask her fron belt a takes out, gets Wormer Marion house. the of front in stop a to screeches wagon station A

lG9 HOUSE DE~TA EXT.9 1 E

168 OMITTED

himself. saxophone has.a he

pretending player, sax the of moves the aping nearby, standins

7G :. BOON 167

reveal: to back Pull

saxophone. the on fiercely honking

l6E FACC SWEATING BLACK A166

165 lGS ana OMI':'TEDa:-.a

expectations. pleasurable with

up lights face Pinto's and sexily, very lips her licks She

do. to up catching some have I like loo~s It. punch. more qct 's Let t . Clll went folks my 'til wait to had I CLORETTE

163 'CONTINUEDlGJ

59 #00432

Devil. the at looks Pinto Surprised,

her. Fuck Gremlin) the Froggy like voice, gravelly (in DEVIL

pitchfork. and tail horns, costume,

devil complete a in Pinto is It sho~lder. right Pinto's on appears Devil six-inch a effect, sound Dina little a With

crestfallen. is Pinto stir.

doesn't She shoulder·. her shakes He cold. out passes She smile. little odd an Pinto gives She stops. she Suddenly bra. the unstrap to herself behind reaches and away pulls She

175-3 CLORETTE AND PINTO 17::--B

t .... m.:..nui Jussa o.) (v. CLORETTE

.... thing some- or locked it's ... think I ... Uh ) v. o.( PINTO

open. it get can't still

He help. to frame into slips hands other his seconds, ing . agoniz- After- snap. bra the with unsuccessfully fumbles it as

175-J... HAND ?INTO'S 175-A

bra. her unsnap

to hand one with around reaches and off blouse her gets Pinto waist. his to down toga Pinto's has Clorette time. same the at other each undress and out make to tryins drunk, very and en turned very are They sofa. Hoover's on are Clarette and P.:..nto

175 ROOM HOOVER'S IKT.175

174 4~- l thru OMITTED thru 172 li2

laughing. bed his on fall they and

him grabs She grins. Otter gulp. one in drink the downs She away. them tosses and glass her of out cubes ice the picks She stock. private his from rocks the on J&B a Marion nours Otter

171 ROOM OTTER'S INT.. / .L- 'J.

60 ;00432 cig

punch. of drink long a takes and sighs Pinto

forever! yourself despise you'll girl, helpless sweet poor this on finger one lay you If ANGEL

reconsiders. Pinto

chance. be~ter a have never You'll gazongas! those at Look off.

(X) jack- that to listen don't Ahhh,

blushing. skirt, Clorette's from away hand his pulls Pinto

shame! For voice) high ( ANGEL

halo. his support to wire litt:e a and harp, robes,

wings, costume, devil complete a in Pinto is It shoulder. left Pinto's on appears Angel six-inch a and ping second a is there when skirt Clorette's lift to goes timidly Pinto

it. wants she know You (confidentially) DEVIL

advice. Devil's the sidering

con- is he that see We can crestfallen. longer no is Pinto

buns. her Squeeze tits. her Suck DEVIL

table.

irresis- and luscious looks She Clorette. at back looks Pinto

out. brains her Fuck DEVIL

1,s-n CONTINUED 17'.:>-~

61 #00432

head. his shaking him beside stands

Boon detachment. cool w::..th sidelines the from wat.ches He

-u::>(")l OTTER

184 OMITTED184

man. mustard damn god- the I'm man. mustard the I'm MOUNTAIN

himself. over all mustard spreading floor the on sitting

183 MOUN':'AIN183

underpants. and goggles, cap, field Korps

Afrika an wearing stairs, of flight a down skiing crunkenly

82:.. D-DAY 182

heap. disheveled a in floor the on asleep

181 SEVERAL GIRLS181

wildly. dancing are Deltas drunken the a~d

"Shout," Brothers' Isl~y the are.performing Knights the and Day Otis oeak. incredible an at is party the and midnight It's

:so ROOM I...IVING THE0 32.

thru OMITTED 176 }"76

softly. snoring is who Clarette at looks Pinto

disappears. Devil the Ping,

homo~ You (disgusted) DEVIL

disappears. Angel the

Lawrence. you of proud I'm (angelically) ANGEL

175-B 2 CONTINUED - 175-B

62 #00432 C.ill

toga. bedsheet a wearing still hin,

behind bed the on sprawled is Marion phone. the on is Worracr

i

take. enraged enormous an does ~~a

Clarette sees pajamas, his over together bathrobe his pull::; ;;c

189 DE PASTO~l..:.YOR189

.... revealing opens door front the

later moment A shot. a like off takes and bell the rings door, the to cart the pushes then gulps, Pinto Mayor.tt -- DePasto

Carmine "Hon. it. reads and match a strikes Pinto sign. a

holding stands jockey ~awn iron An on. still are lights the All house. two-story pleasant a of walk the up turns He Clarette. of body dressed now but l.:.rnp the containing cart shopping a pushing street, residential dark, a down wearily shuffles Pinto

honor. great a It's Hoov. you, Thank (.humbly) OTTER

Award.' Congeniality 'Miss the

won just date Your Congratulations. HOOVER

hand. Otter's shakes He

187 HOOVER 18".i

wreath. a like neck her from hangs it that so head s Marion

over it puts and seat toilet painted colorfully a w~th over comes D-Day pile. body hysterical laughing, a in fall they and then of one :.ps tr Bluto . ~as. .Del large two cf shoulders the en room t~e around carried being is She sheet. a in only dressed

186 WOR.~ER MARIONlDG

me. offends human Nothing OTTER

way. this act people see to me surprises always It drunk) (very BOON

185 CONTINUED

63 #00432 lib

surprised. Very pause) ( had. he's girls the of some at surprised be you'd but No, heavily) (hinting BABS

sure? for that know You (interested) GREGG

Stratton. Eric was it bet I (confidentially) BABS

ear. his into talking

Gregg behind standing is Bacs gallery. the into file students other and Deltas of A number Band-Aid. small a with replaced been now has bandage gauze The table. prosecution the at sits Doug bench. judge's the at sit presidents sorority and

fraternity other five and Gregg courtroom. student school's

law Faber the in assembled is board executive Panhellenic The

Spring:=." Saratoga at Vacation - to Wormer Marion "Mrs.

page:_ the on lower headline second to down Pan

molested." teen~ager "Local SUB-HI:AD: Hearinq" Probation "Delta HEADLINE: Faberian Dailv The

clunk. a with bed the off falls and over rolls Marion

what. that's balls, the by up then'. string gonna I'm (pause) idea. good pretty a got I've but No, pause) Marion, at glances (he supp0se. I fraternity, godd~rnn Some pause) ( fault? my be it could hell the how Carmine, Chrissakes, For fault?! My (agitated) DEAN WORMER

190 CONTINUED

64 320.4 0 # hb

_j

cases. brief carrying suits, in neatly dressed enter They

195 HOOVER, BOON AND OTHER195

seats. your take Please GREGG

order. for gavelling is Gregg bench, judge's the At

194 STUDENT COURT INT.194

courtroom.

the into dashes then hesitates, Boon again. bangs gavel The

tonight? Busy, (frowns) BOON

tonight. Busy Can't. KATY

courtroom. the inside fro~ heard is A gavel

tonight? dinner a me buy Hey, fun. harmless some Just No. (laughs) BOON

circumcision? Female fice? sacri- animal ·Live do? you What'd it. missed I sorry al~ost I'm Gee, KATY

low. A new Unbelievable. head) his (shaking BOON

party. a quite been Must've KATY

him. joins Katy raincoat. buttoned-up a wearing and case brief a carrying there, is Boon courtroom. the crowd Students

193 COuRT DOOR OF STUDENT OUTSIDE EXT.193

be. would I sure I'm (disturbed) ../____ \ GREGG (1

65 #00432 h;>

averag_e. point grade aggregate deficient a ) achieved has Delta s~~ester, secutive con- fifth the for that Secondly, DOUG

it. with on Get Doug) (to guy. smart chance, your get You'll WOR"1ER

Hoover. off cutting forward leaps practically He WORMER

... I. if time, a at one charges these answer to like I'd HOOVER

up. gets He HOOVER

sobriety. judicial with nods Gregg

shorthand. in minutes takes she as tightly smiles Babs

hours! drinking established after and week, rush during freshmen to alcohol serving by -- recruitment pledge governing rules the violate knowingly did House Delta the that First, brought. are charges following The DOUG

up. stands Doug

Sergeant-at-a,;-ms? Chi.

(X) Tau Delta against charges with

directly proceed and minutes waive We'll order. to come now will Board ;)isciplinary of.the meeting This GREGG

room. the to door the from watches Wormer Dean desk. recorder's court the at down sits Babs order. to hearing the gavels who

196 HAR¾A.:..ARD GREGG

Gregg. and Doug to wave and table defense the at seats take They cases. brief their to proudly point Otter and Boon them. shush to tries uneasi~y Hoover cheer. spectators the of Some

195 CONTINUED

66 f00432 hb

lip.

his bites Wormer Dean sympathetically. eyes her rolls Katy

.... audience mixed a before them listing prohibits decorum that disgusting and profound so perversion of acts individual of reports dozen two received we which from held, was Party Toga Roman a that recently, most And, week. examination midterm during ... DOUG

Continues. DOUG

word! another Not (shouts) WORMER

true. not That's HOOVER

up. get to bother even doesn't he time This HOOVER

.... during members its to pills diet narcotic dangerous provided routinely ~•·..c:: fraternity Delta the that Third, I DOUG

again. over takes EE ½OR.MER

officiously. gavels He GREGG

so .... year, last grades make didn't campus on houses the Half (earnest) HOOVER

again. tcrrupt in to ics tr lie llOOVER r~....... \\

196 CONTINUEDfi 19····::Dr·--\

thing! damn this finish Let's Gregg) (to WORMER \ ·--····

deaf? you Are it! that's said Be DOUG

snarling. up leaps Doug

s .... What I speak! could I said You Look! HOOVER

oecision. a render now will court The enough! That's Wormer) from cue his (taking GREGG

gavel. the pou~ds Gregg

to .... chance a have I'd told was I HOOVER

enough. heard we've think I Chairman, Mr. Gregg) (to \._.) WORMER '

I .... it. in- people the of qualities positive the at looking without fraternity a judge can you think don't I HOOVER

197 HOOVERI _,, l

o..,

House. Delta of behalf on speak will Hoover Robert GREGG

order.

for gavels Gregg heard. are noises crude buzzes; gallery The

sergeant-at-arms. Niederm~Jer, C. Douglas submitted, Faithfully 1962. 15, November recorded as charges the are These DOUG

Doug. to returns Camera ,,.,____ \, ::(---.'-

68 #00432 sp

time. this serious They're around. screw Don't nervously) (whispers HOOVER .

attention. everyone's catches ploy Otter's

procedure! parliamentary of Point (forcefully) OTTER

quickly. up stands He

198 OTTER l98

this? of more any to listen to have we do President, Mr. DOUG

head. her shakes Katy

assholes! vou uo, Shut Hey! gallery) to (shouts BOON up? shut to assholes those tell you Will Boon) to (whispers HOOVER

me! Eat me! Eat (coughs) DELTAS

not! what's and fair what's you tell I'll WOR¾ER

.... fair it's think don•~ t Wormer) (to HOOVER

job! Blow job! Blow coughs) (muffled DELTAS

gallery. the in Deltas the from heard are coughs Muffled

197 CONTINUED

69 #00432 sp

em?hasis) f:ir pauses (he society? ican;._-ner •,,,hole ou:::- o: indictment an this Isn't Gregg. you, t.o it put :!: louder) {even OTTER. OTTER

noisier. and noisier gets gallery the as order for gavels He

buzzing. starts gallery the and drops jaw His WOR."1ER

did. We OT?ER

winks. and Wormer at right looks He

guests. party female our with liberties :ew a took or rules few a broke we whether not is here issue The brief. be I'll g8ntlemen, ancLadies OTTER

attorney. brilliant a like speaking beqins a~c gallery the to turns He

difference. the What's OTTER

pre-med. were you thoughc I BOON

man. pre-law, in mI easy. it Take

(whispers) OTTER

19 8 CONTINUED

70 #00432

wave. and

them· at s~iles shit-eating flash Betas other of couple a and

Niedermeyer Doug House, Qnega the pass they As lorn. :or very

looking pockets, in hands row, the down stride Pinto and Boon

kind!! any of fun more No that? got You college! this of out

( X) all you're and thing more One

me? hear You fraternity! more No them) after (screaming WOR.~ER

exits. Deltas the of last The

charter! your revoking I'm visitors! female

(X) No more music! more No parties!

more No beer! more no be There'll office! national your call~ng l'm WOR.11ER silence.

righteous with him ignoring out walk audience the in Deltas The

brother! it bought just You Delta! more No finished. You're Mister!! one, this on out walking not You're (enraged) WORMER

199 WORMER DEAN 199

attorneys. assistant like him behind

exit and cases brief their slam Boon and Hoover gallery. the of booing cheering.and mixed the to indignantly out stalks He

go. Let's America. of States United the bad-mouth you to listen and here sit to going not we're but us, to want you what do can you We~l, righteousness) his with noises the (topping OTTER

bedlam. noisy is room

court- the now By rage. with trembling Otter, at glares HE:.

71 #00432 sp

bar! fucking whole The bar. the took They (c::-azed) BLUTO

steal. didn't we stuff even everything, confiscated They've HOOVER

on? going what's Jesus, BOON

truck. the onto loaded is jukebox The doorway. the over from Seal Delta the off crowbar MR. MICHELOSTOMY watch glumly who BLUTO, and HOOVER joins and cops to past elbows Boon

meter. parking a and signs

street of number a dummies, store female naked two with along

vehicle, the into them loading and kegs beer out carrying methodically are CAMPUSPOLICE uniformed on, DELTAS look STUDENTS and of knot a As steps. front the to up backed been

has truck a and line police a with off roped is House Delta

200-B 200-B _,, AND jAND \ 200-A OMITTED 200-A ·

look! Hey PINTO

rah. Rah street. the down Kleenex of pile a ride to get zombies stupin Some BOON

Pqrade. Homecoming the in float a enter us let gonna even not they're says Hoover PINTO

walking. continues and taunt the ignores Boon

Schoenstien? pendent, inde- an be to feel it does How out) (calls NIEDERMEYER

200 CONTINUED

72 #00432 r 1

Otter. down. mileage the wrote brother My Sunday! bac~. it bring to have I earl the take can't You FLOUNDER

whining. him, follows Flounder

beer. of case a carrying door front the out walks Otter

and OMITTED and 101 201

smiles. Boon

trip? Road (unflappable) OTTER

do? to going we are What PINTO

awful. is this Otter, Christ, BOON c,,..J away. ·, ,\ ,.,

walks and shudders glance, unhappy last a cops the gives Bluto

that. needed I Thanks, BLUTO

chug.

single a in it drains and bott~e the takes straining, stops immediately Blute Bluto. to bottle the offers and cap bottle ~he unscrews others, the to walks He truck. the into loaded being box a from bottle Daniels Jack a removing ninbly out, leaps Otter truck. the behind parks and up pulls Corvette The

2 00-I: CORVETTE HIS IN OTTER 200-E

back. him hold Deltas

several and Hoover, Boon, but cop, the charge to tries he cry, tormented a With widen. eyes Bluto's steps. the down bottles liquor of case a dropping stumbles, cops the of One

can .... we Maybe Otter? Where's BOON

House. Delta of out cow a lead cops The

200-D CONTINUED200-D

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_I \

r __,,______ __ reads. and it un~olds Otte Fab~rian. y Dai ne - &

·1 t' from page folded a him hands Boon

again? name chick's that what's Boon, Absolutely. (nodding) OTTER

dates? have we sure___.__ You (skeptical) PINTO

Flynn. like in you're and music folk or rights, civil art, modern mention Just OTTER

say? I should What it? handle I How should fast. are girls Dickinson hear I (excited) FLOUNDER

floor. car the litter cans

empty dozen two beers; drink All seat. back roomy the in sprawl Flounder and Pinto shotgun, rides Otter drives, Boon

206 THE LINCOLN INT.206

Miles." Five -- Women for College Dickinson "Emily reading sign a past shoots Lincoln The

204 OMITTED20~

trip. r6ad the throughout continue will that begins

theme musical driving A open. pop cans beer as scre~ch loud a with rubber burning house, the from away roars Lincoln The

careful! be ~lease, Boon, God! Oh FLOUNDER(v.o.)

way. the of out cans sorne.garba9e ing

smash- driveway the from pulls Lincoln The wheel. the behind jumping Boon car, the into pile and Boon and Pinto join They

203 CONTINUED

74 #00432 yh

Now! (pause) .. ··;; here? down come you Could desk. the at Brunella, Shelly? phone) to (whispers, RECEPTIONIST

-, Workshop."· Forms Dance "Existential -- Seminar"

(X) Pottery "Advanced -- notices reads casually and board bulletin a toward drifts Otter quickly. dials and phone the up picks She

minute. a wait Please {gulps) Liebowitz? Fawn (gasps) RECEPTIONIST

me? for Liebowitz Fawn ring you Could my date. up pick to here I'm Yes. OTTER

you? help I Can RECEPTIONIST

desk. the mans buckle hair leather and turtleneck black in

Receptionist student A desk. reception the to crosses Otter

dorm. the enters and out gets

Otter main•dormitory. the to up pulls car The cases. guitar and bags book carry all They about. st=oll hair straight

long, with leotards in Girls buildings. school colonial

neo- white, past and gate main the through rolls Lincoln The

boy! oh, ' \ boy, Oh, score. I'll hope I Ooh, (lustful) FLOUNDER

aside) paper (setting Indiana. Wayne, Ft. from ~as she And Liebowitz. Fawn Liebowitz. Fawn memorizing) ........ \', and (reading J :-:-r·--... OTTER CONTINUED20€

75 32 #004

humor! of sense lively a What minx. That this? to up you put she Did Dead! laughs) ( OTTER

dead. is Fawn -- you tell just I'll so this you tell to way other any know don't I sofa) a ~:m sit (they Frank. down, sit Let's (gravely) SHELLY

here? around body every- with matter the what's Say, engaged. be to engaged we're Well, (ingenuous) OTTER Her (shocked} SHELLY

fiance. Fawn's Amherst. From Lymon. Frank I'm hands) shakes (srnil.:.ng, OTTER

mate. room-. Fawn's -- Dubinsky I'm.Shelly SHELLY

hand. her offers gravely and

Otter to right g~es She style. the.Bohemian in attraetive and

sensitive-looking, doe-eyed, tall, is She stairs. the down

comes Shelly emotion. with overcome quickly, exits Brunella

please. me, excuse -- ,.,(gulp) -- She here. isn't Fawn is. roommate her Uh, RECEPTIONIST

down? coming she ls OTTER

Thanks. --(pause) why! that's Fawn, up p~ck to in came just boy a Because (pa use)

(Cont'd) RECEPTIONIST

friends? my for dates three get you could And OTTER

leave. to starts She

coat. my get I'll (smiles) SHELLY

me? with -- out -- go -- you Would tonight. alone be should I think don't I (sighs) OTTER

Anything. please. No, (protesting) SHELLY

you. on impose shouldn't really I nice. very You're (snuffles) OTTER

do canI anything there's If him) around arm her puts (misty-eyed, SHELLY

hands. his in• face his buries He

me. for po~ a make to going was She ago. week a her to spoke just I shock) in ( OTTER

?ra~k. sorry, terribly terribly, I'm knee) his (touching SHELLY

God! my Oh, hand) his of out slips paper (the explosiJn.' kiln in dies 'Sophrnore (stunned) OTTER

him. ~ith headline the read

We table. nearby a off newspaper student a him hands Shelly

) • i:/\ 2 CONTINUED -208

77 #00432 yh

•••. '

this! believe don't I shit, Holy Knights! the and Day Otis Otter! excited) (very o.) (v. BOON

view. into comes sign

lit brightly a with roadhouse a and turn a rounds Lincoln "The

.. road twisti~g_wooded the around aimlessly winds car The

ll. 2 LATER A LITTLE COUNTRY ROAD - ~XT.211

this. remember 11 I ,Shelly. lot, a Thanks

Shelly) (to BETH

hand. my not That's BOON

please? hand, your move you Could flatly) Boor.; (to BETH

coats. Loden and jum?ers duroy

cor- various unde.:- turtlenecks black wear girls the All Beth. is name Her stiff. looking lap his on sitting is date Boon's

glasses. thick and hair red wiry has She

Flounder. touch body her of part any let to not trying door, her hugging is Noreen, date, Flounder's him. crushing practically la?, Pinto's on sitting is Brunella big seat, back the In

TIME SAME LINCOLN - TnE INT..210

away . pulls Lincoln The girls. the of looking worst the and Flounder

~ith se~t batk the into squeeze They tall. feet six over giant a be to out turns who Brunella, with off pairs Pinto

wheel. the behind Otter too, seat front the into squeeze Shelly and Otter seat. front the into her helps and three the of

best-looking the grabs Boon Flounder. and Boon Pinto, to girls

three int.:-oduces Shelly as resumes theme musical trip road The

_J

then. at agreeably nods Boon hostility. with him eye dudes sullen The bar. the to way his makes and table the leaves Boon

:nan. thing, a about worry Don't (exuberant) BOON

it's sure You here. people white only the we're Boon, P!NTO

drinking. and

canc~ns their to return patrons The table. a to way their make couples four the and rhyth:ym, perfect in resumes mu~ic The

die. to going We're teeth) clenched through (smiling OTTEP.

four-count. a for

sto~s music pounding The enter. couples white four as door the to turn heads All dance. couples few A bar. the over stage a on instrumental & B R deafening a plays band five-piece A gear. hish night Fritay in roadhouse spade funky, a 'sis J.J.

214 LOUNGE PARADISE IN~.

door.

roadhouse the at already are who others, ~he a=ter races He alone. himself find to headlight the from up looks Flounder

get gonna I'm broken! It's car) the ~t (still FLOUNDER

us. loved He us. sees Otis wait'll God, BOON

roadhouse. the toward others the shepherds Boon

it! at Look no! Oh, headlight) broken the at (looking FLOUNDER

damag~. the assess to races

Flounder car. the of out pile couples four The pimpmobile. Cadillac pink a of fin tail jutting the by pierced is li9ht heaa- right ~incoln's The late. too stops but space, parking a into lurches c~r The PARADISE LOUNGE. 'S ~.J. of lot parking the into roars and U-turn drunken wide, a makes Lincoln The

213 SAME TIME THE ROADHOUSE- EXT.213

79 #00432 ss

air. superior bored, a with room the around looking is Beth

die. to going we~ think I -:eeth) clenched through (smiling BOON

beers. of tray a with returns Boon relief

great their To glances. nervous exchange Flounder ~nd Pinto

him. .after rushes

Shelly door. the for heads and stands sob, a back chokes He

--- I fun. really is This Sure. role) his (playing OTTER

right? all feeling you ... Are ~rank? arm) Otter's (touchi::-ig SHELLY

crazy. he's like him at looks 3runel:a

often? here come girls You Brunella) (to PINTO d concern. with him eyes Shelly hands. his at down musedly

be- staring constrained, is Otter music. the to he~d his bobbing spastically nonchalant, appear to trying is Flounder

215 TABLE THE 215

fidget. to begins and swal:ows

Boon stiletto. a with nails his cleaning begins dude bad A

evaporate. to begins confidence Boon's derision. cool with chuckle bar the at dudes bad T~e nim. ignores coldly Otis

man!M

t~o or beat a him with contact eye makes Otis When ciatively. appre- nocaing solo, sax the during dance Day Otis watches He

Carlings. seven and rye n' rock Double confidentially) bartender, (to BOON

CONTINUED '•:====.:-:,:._.n214

i yh I 80 #00432

_J Ii Ii

cultures. Primitive ERUNELLA

in? majoring you are What (louder) PINTO What? BRUNELLA

in? majoring you are what So nervously) Brunella, (to PINTO

roars. and throbs music The sharks.

hungry like table the by cruise to starting are dudes bad The

cheek. the on Shelly kisses

(X) Otte= cheek. the on tenderly him kisses She head. his shakes He face. his on look heartbreaking a with her to turns Otter

alone? be rather you Would (pause) through. going be must you what \_j \ know I Really, Frank. sorry, I'm (softly) SHELLY

shoulder.

his touches light:y Shelly ahead. straight stares Otter

him. beside in gets She him. with up catches Shelly

whe~ Lincoln the of seat back the in sitting already is Otter

back) her behing funny-face (makes Beth. way, tha~ felt people more only If BOON

potential. human real their of ignorant so still Negroes see to me saddens it mean, I lowest. the is This (affected) BETH

81 #00.432 arb

arm. his on grip iron an gets She

him. for look and out go should I Maybe is? Otter where wonder I la) Brunel to ( PINTO

belt. his of out gun his get to able be might I behir.d, from him grab could you If Pinto) to (whispers BOON

him. ignores and sneers dude The

school? to go you do Where dude) the to profusely, (sweating FLOUNDER

Flounder. to next up chair a

pulls dude bad particularly One now. in moving are sharks The

(kiss) Good. shifts) (she little. a left youi to Move voice) of tone (same OTTER

(kiss) here. I'm Frank. here, I'm SHELLY

(kiss) much. so you need I (soulful) OTTER

.. earnest in necking are Shelly and Otter

TIME SAME THE LINCOLN - INT.2?0

whoop. falsetto tortu~ed a out lets Day Otis

219 STAGE THE

82 #00432 d"ib

unhooked. bra her and open blouse Shelly's has Otter

TIME "1E....S.Zl - LINCOLN THE INT.224

ideal good a What Leaving? up) st.ands ( BOON

be I shoes, yo' in was I If you. fo' perilous very get could Dis REMAINING DUDE THE

behind. lags dude One cool. reDains Beth

Only terror. with swooning practically off lee are girls The

ahead. right Go -alll at not no, Why, BOON

eyes. his shuts Flounder

refusal. of gestures concealed barely desperate, make Noreen and Brunella other. each at helplessly look Boon and Pinto

dates? d you' wif dance we if min' you Do BADDEST DUDE

worst. the for braces Boon table. the to up

glide sharks mcire three as beer his on chokes almost Flounder

breasts. her in face his bury to over leans and shrugs He

did? She (startled) OTTER

me. told She know. I Mm. SHELLY

way. this Fawn touch to used I (softly) OTTER

hard. breathing s she and oscd1 c rl' J I

eyes Her blouse. her over breasts She).ly's touching is 0tt01:

83 #00432 djn

229 OMITTED

fix! to dollars of hundreds cost gonna That's (whining) o.) (v. FLOUNDER

tailpipe. dragging a from it behind

sparks showering light, red the runs and frame the across roars Continental the suddenly, and, noise scraping metallic horrible a by accompanied motor car a of roar swelling the hear we Then red. to yellow to green from changes light traffic the as timer automatic the of clicking the is hear we sound only The

intersection. major only town's the ~bove hangs light traffic

only town's ':'he deserted. are Pa., Eckley, of streets The

th:!."U OMITTEDthru

No! o.) (v. FLOUNDER

highway. d

(X) the onto out peels then ca:::-s, parked several into srnashes It space. parking the of out backward jumps and roars Lincoln The

Please! hurry! Boon go! Let's Christ! Jesus PIN~O FLOUNDER AND

panic. a in windows the out look Pinto and Flounder

here. of out get We gotta Otter. yourself, Compose BOON

Heyl (angry) 1-1TTER

car. the of out Flounder over dives and chest,

her covers screarns, Shelly seat. back the in jumps Flounder seat. front the into leap Pinto and Boon open. swing doors the

Suddenly her. French-kissing and breasts her fondling s1 He

224 CONTINUED

84 #00432 djb

237 I -' -

"'.., ,

thru OMITTEDthr-...J :n2 233

l l Eeeeeuuooo GIRLS

together. yell ocitraged, others, The

cute. kinda was F~ank know. don't I Oh SHELLY

horrible! were They NOREEN

criminals. of me reminded They (whisper) ERUNELLA

that. like boys with out gone would've Fawn why is me baffles What (angry) BETH CJ I road. country dark along'a briskly walk on, coats Noreen, and Beth Brunella, Shelly,

students. college We're want. we anything do can We (exhilarated) OTTER

Cali=ornia! ~o go can't we But FLOUNDER

can. beer

(X) empty an of top the open punching is Otter driving. is Boon

31 2 O:'llTTED1 3.2

the into off zooms and car parked a sideswipes Lincoln The

,)___ \, \ ( .

85 ;00432 cjb

l

_J

windbreakers. in by stroll

Students statue. the of feet the around falling are Leaves ( X) 0 ~:) "l...:. DAY - STATUE FABER EXT.

24 9 249 thru thru 241 OMITTED241

turnpike. Pennsylvania the along speecs Lincoln The

240 MORNING EARLY - HIGHWAY Tn:S EXT.

amazement. in Flounder at look Boon and Otter

'em. without live can't -- 'em with live Can't Women. ~uefully) (snorts FLOUNDER

wrong. Something's know. don't I

two? you with What's OTTER

morning? the in four at be she could Where home. wasn't She (worried) BOON

say? Katy What'd OTTER

beer. drinks and sloppily burgers reunc~es everyone while car the into c:imbs 3oon

booth. the leaves and .:i.nger in Jo~n

phcnc the sJ.:i.ms finally He hccJ.c.1. his shake:s ~ind w.:-itc-h his chcd:'.; lie rings. and rin9s_ just phone The car. his to rL~coi\·cr th<.• wit:.h booth phone the in is Boon impatiently. honking lot, parK1ng deserted the in booth phone a by parked is Lincoln The

86 0 0 4 3 2~;hb

CONTTNIT'FTl

you. of out chump a such make her see to hate I Oh Gregg, tears) into (bursting BABS

important. something doing we're when Just typical. That's nostril) in (back GREGG

hair. her wash to going just was she said She Gregg. don't, Sure BABS

teeth. make to over come to supposed was She is? Mandy where know you Do finish. we hope sure I said I GREGG

nostril. the from himself extracts Gregg

What? BABS

time. in finish we hope sure I thought. I than job bigger a is This Babs. corning, it Keep nostril) inside {muffled GREGG

(X) Gregg? more, for reacy Ya'll

body his half With nostril. right huge the inside ladder a on :s· who Gregg, to up it passes and mache papier more mixes Babs

Reynolds. Debbie

by "Tam."Tly" -- workers the to music pipes speaker outdoor An loa:.. f their on touc:i.es final put ting are Pis Tri a"16 Crregas ':'he (X) 26c AFTERNOON L.i\TE - HOUSE OM.EGA nm BEI-l EXT.268

thru OMITTEDt.hn.i 252 :>,. 2

·") -

Traffic." Thru No -- Rou::.e "Parade :::-eads

that barrier wooden a to sign a nails police.Inan A Alumni." "We.lccr;.e and Mongols" "Go Faber reading banners nail.up Students stanc. reviewing a building are workmen street, main On Faber's

251 DAY OF FABER -TOWN EXT.

87 #00432 yh

,,

by. stand Flounder ful

te?r- a and Otter wreck. the inspecting is glee, undisguised of expression an and mask welder's flipped-up a wearing D-Day, totallid. virtually is It garage. the into vehicle

sad-looking the pushed just have Mountain and Bluto, Boon,

that see to back Pull camera. before just rest to coming Lincoln the of end front horribly-mashed the on opens Scene

(F.247) SAME TIME DELTA GARAGE - INT. (F.247)

269 OMI':'TED269

me. for something do to you want I Babs, GREGG

palms. his into fist his pounds He worse. lot a hurting be to going who's someone know I And (grimly) GREGG

true. That's (sniffles) BABS truth. the is truth the but hurts, sometimes truth The me. told you glad I'm (coldly)_ GREGG

you. tell to haa I , why That's Gregg. you, love I But him) embraces (she BABS

stricken. looks Gregg weeps. She

affair! an having are Stratton Eric and Mandy that saying m 1 I out) it {blurting BABS

saying? you are TThot (agitated) GREGG ···•-··-/ \-~]

88 #00432 yh

car. new a him buys company insurance brother's your police, the to it report we wreck, the of care takes D-Day (continues) \ . OTTER

shoulder. his squeezes and Flounder to crosses Otter

.. gone was it morning this and night last back out it parked you but -- car his of care taking job great a doing were you swear I'll Flounder. what, you Tell (thinks) OTTER

(X) brother? my to say to going I am

What it? isn't you, for easy It's FLOUNDER

him. face to turns and s~uffles Flounder

you. help can we Maybe it. of best the Make us. trusted You up. fucked You mistakes. your about worrying li!e wnoie your spena

can't You Flounder! on, Come d OTTER

it. recognize even ~on't you this with through get I When blubbering! stop Hey, D-DAY

softly. snuffling begun has Flounder

garage. the in others the rejoins Otter depar~s. and nods Boon

luck. good ... Well OTTER

Yeah.

outside. him walks Otter

here. of out I'm door) the for (heading BOON

270 CONTINUED

89 #00432 yh

.. -----

secretary. his to speaks and shirt-sleeves his in office private his of out steps Wormer

OUTER OFFICE WORMER'S DEAN I~~'!'.

32 SCENE/ITEM NEW271

CUT TO

beer. his from pull long another takes and winces Flounder

sparks. of shower a with hood Lincoln's the to torch the touches and mask his lowers torch, welding his lights D-Day

us. to everything leave Just Now. go! you There (enthusiaitically) D-DAY draught. deep

a takes a~a free bottle a tears six-pack, the takes Flounder

pre-med. He's Flounder. him, to listen better Ya'll ~OUNTAIN

dubiously. beer the eyes Flounderd

heavily. drinking start to is My advice Flounder) to pack six- the offering {compassionate; BLUTO

six-pack. a out slips and refrigerator garage the to sidles Bluto despairing, more and more grows Flouncer As above. the to solemnly listening been has Bluto

--- never could I equipment! detector lie have m:ght He here? detective insurance an send they if What trouble! serious in get could We caught? get we if What work? doesn't it if what But FLOUNDER truth. the than better work to got It's OTTER

work? it Will (dub:.ously) FLOUNDER 2 CONTINUED -

27 0

bureau. her of~ bunny stuffed pink huge a ?unches Gregg

--- -- Road? Mill Old on Motel Oak Shady the know you do Well, (pause) there. get can you as soon As (pause) her. ask to have you'd Otter, know, don't I sure I'm Well, phone) (into BABS

frame. of out and in paces

Gregg ear. her to phone the cradles she as sweater cardigan pink a on slips Babs surface. available every cover animals

stuffed 100 telephone. and lampshades frilly to c~rtains

and bedspread, walls, from pink, totally almost is room Babs'

8 27

SAME TIME ROOM - BABS' INT.278

me? see to want Mandy would Why Babs? sure, you Are (intrigued) OTTER

phone. the on is Otter

SAME TIME PHONE - PAY DELTA - INT.

27 6 thru 27 6

OMITTEDthru

good. good, good, Oh, good. Oh WORMER

reports. grade

the skimm.:.ng office his into back goes and folder the O?ens He

me! tell you didn't Why excitedly) folder the (snatches WORMER

.. folder a up picks She here. right them have I Oh! (flustered) SECRE'I'ARY

yet? Deltas the on reports grade the get you Did impatient) ( WOR.~ER

271 CONTINUED

91 #00432. yh

phone. the on HOOVER r' ' (

X) ( Dorfman. Kent and Day ... Daniel

... Kroger Larry ... Blutarsky John ... Schoenstein Donald ... Stratton Eric list) a from (reading immediately. office my in boys following the and you see to want I Wormer. Dean is This

(X)

WOR.~R low. is voice

his but excitement with tre~~ling He'is phone. the 6n lvorrner

278-B OFFICE WOR.'1:sR'S INT. 278-B

answer. the hears he as winces Hoover

to? speaking I am Who Hoover. Robert is ~his Hello. phone) (into HOOVER

hand. Flounder's from phone the snatches Hoover

--- He Wormer. Gene named guy some It's (drunkenly) FLOUNDER it? is Who HOOVER

you. of heard never I Well, Yeah? phone) (to FLOUNDER

call. the about curious him, to over wanders Hoover

talkin'. Start douchebag. dime, your • It's (giddy) FLOUNDER phone.

the up picks and frame into staggers Flounder drunk very A

again. rings

phone The himself. to happily humming door, the out dances he Then phone. the up hangs and Babs to talking finishes Otter

278-1'1

92 t00432 yh

you. missed I Katy, Hi (smiles) BOON

panties. anc T-shirt

a in bathroom her of out coming is Katy as just in walks Boon

247-B) (F. CARRIAGE HOUSE KATY'S INT. 247-B) (F. 278-!)

2:S-D

in. goes and unlocked it finds door,

the tries answer, an for waits He knocks. and door the to back goes around, turns steps, few a only goes He away. walk to starts and it of better thinks knock, to hand his raises He qμarters. off-campus .charming Katy's of door the to goes Boon

TIME SJl.!'13 A CARRIAGE HOUSE - EX':'.247-A)

278-C 278-C

Oh-oh! drunkenly) (grins FLOUNDER

news. bad

the absorbing drunkenly moment, a for there stands Flounder

now. -:-ight office his in us see to wants Wormer Dean j~rk! you up, Wake HOOVER

head. the on him slaps Hoover

say? to have Gene What'd (thickly) FLOUNDER

hand. his in

still receiver dead the shell-shocked, looking there stands He

9rades! ycur got just I Because WORMER

phone. the ·on ,vORh1ER

sir? why, ask May· I concerned) {genuinely HOOVER

278-B CONTINUED

93 #00432 yh

'CONTINUED

pop.

drinking TV set a of front in dozing attendant woman old :at, the to :amiliarly waves and office motel the past walks He 'iivolf. -:.he and Peter from Theme" "Peter's whistling flowers, of bouquet wrapped big, a and bag doctor's black his holding car the of out bounds Otter "VACANCY" sign. the under stop a to screeches and lot motel the into skids Corvette Otter's

2 82 • 2S2 thru mHTTFD

-a

Shit. (softly) KATY

matter? the anything Is JENNINGS

underwear. his in is he door, bedroom the opens Jennings

wait! Boon, him) after (calls KATY

door. the out goes and turns Boon

Boon. say to what know don't I KATY

head. his shake only

can he hurt, ana Angry moment. long a for Katy at stares Boon

247-D) {F. BOON A.~D KA~Y 247-D) (r. 278-:r 278-?

Katy? there out Who's (v.o.) JENNINGS

bedroom. the inside from calls Jennings

ANOTHER SHOT 247-C) (F.

247-C) (F.

278-E

278-E

..... I Boon, (troubled) KATY ···::(~ CONTINUED 27 8-D ......

278-D

desk. his on folder a opens Wormer

them. seen I've Well (gloats) WORM.ER ,

sir. yet posted not They're HOOVER

grades? midterm your seen all you Have Nevermind! WORMER

condition.

his at contemptuously sneers and Flounder at looks Wormer

.... but sir, everywhere looked We

(X) HOOVER

Schoenstein. and Stratton two? other the Where're WORMER

desk. his of front in up lined feet, their

(X) on are Flounder and Pinto Bluto, Hoover, D-Day, smug. very looking chair desk upholstered his in back leaning is Wormer

24~ (F. OFFICE WOfil1ER'S DEAN INT. 247-E) (F. ~ 2 8 284-A

d

for in close others the an1 stomach the in Otter hits Gregg

• share~ to have just will you of Some short. flowers of couple a be we'll like looks Well, -- onetwothreefourfive quickly) (coun~ing You. (unruffled) OTTER

Omegas. toughest the of.

dozer. a and Chip Doug, Gregg, at looking himself finds Otter

for roses dozen a with Thoughtful Mister It's (entering) OTTER ROOM MOTEL INT. 284

door. the opens and inside, turn lock the hears times, three knocks He 103. Room of door the to comes Otter Then

CONTINUED• 283

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you. tell to about am I what Schoenstein Mr. and Stratton Mr. tell to you want Now I I HORMER \'

Flounder. and Pinto

Bluto,- Hoover, to blow final the deliver to stands Wormer

284-B WORMER 284-B

nosttil. each in pencil e has nonchalant, Bluto,

zero. point zero Blutarsky, Mister delight) (supreme WORMER

reply. no has Hoover

set. you example fine A F. an and C's

(X) Four six. point One House.

Delta of President Hoover, Mr. WOR1'1.ER

green. turning is He him. with up catch to start

news bad and beer the tears, with up well eyes s Flounder

son. life, through go to way no is stupid and drunk Fat, two. point Zero 1·10R1'1ER

Hello. woozy) still (meekly, FLOUNDER

Dorfman. WORMER

head. his hangs and nervously rocks Pinto

class. pledge Delta the of top the at are You Kroger. Congratulations, average.

( X) grade two point one a s That• F.

an and s,D two s,C Two Kroger.

247-E) (F. CONTINUED247-E)(F.

k•,,.,.-/

284-A CONTINUED284-A

_:_(~) ...

96 ;00432 ss

it! with Out WOR!'1ER voice. his

:ind to tries he as down and up bobs apple adam's FLOUNDER'S

Well?! WORHER

out. come words now but down and up moves jaw Flounder's

Well? WORMER

desk. Dean's the toward forward sta.ggers he and drops jaw His

i -

about talking I'm party. a at raped nearly official public a o: daughter the about talking I'm horse. dead a about talking I'm in. you fill me let Well, know. don't honestly that"you possible it Is Why'? Why? WORMER

why? us tell least at you Can (gulps) HOOVER

sheet. a as white turns Flounder and

aedibly sighs Pinto growls. Bluto stricken. looks Hoover

Place!.~ the ., lockinc pad- We're now":"" there o: out be to ex-fraternity your in living still

(X) whoever's tell And o'clock. n~ne

at m~rning Monday by campus this off you want I you! cf All Expelled! Faber! at Finished out! You're triumphantly) (shou-:ing WORMER

sir? that, What's HOOVER

284 CONTINUED284-B

I r 97 #00432 arb

conversation. woeful

of bits up pick we £aces, unconscious and depressed drunk, their pans camera the As war. terrible some of survivors

shattered the like room the around strewn are Deltas The

soft? this be to supposed it is Gregg, down) looking ( BABS

trouble. more any us giving be will Deltas the think donit I (smug) GREGG

coming. it had certainly Otter Well, (prissy) BABS

strokes. she while ahead straiqht stare Babs and Gregg C7

293 PLYMOUTH GREGG'S INT.2 93 \ ,

(out-of-frame). him stroking

Babs see we tL~e this but again, there is Plymouth Gregg's (X) 292 NIGHT POINT·- PENCIL EXT. 292

thru • OMITTEDthru 6 2,8 286

recorded. ever sound disgusting most single, the hears

she as surprise shocked in up looks Secretary Wor~er's Dean

285 OFFICE OUTER THE 2B5

CUT TO

him. over comes horror of look A WORMER

a like out puff cheeks his contorts, suaaenly face Flounoer's

-B 284 2 CONTINUED - B - 284 ---....,,...• ..

98 f:00432 hb

face. my on dance little a did Betas the of Some slowly) down (sitting OTTER

grotesque! look You happened? What Christ! Jesus (shocked) BOON

beaten. badly looks who Otter half-carrying enter They

D-DAY AKD BLUTO ..,::,2

295 0~

before.-- Wormer Dean on booted ever Nobody hero. fucking a You're kidding? you Are BOON

cool? not m11 How come my problem? What's Boon? me with it is What no. Oh (groaning) FLOUNDER

Wormer. Dean on up threw You Kent. it, Face BOON

Wormer. Dean of front in up threw I believe can't I remorseful) (very FLOC'NDER

drunk. pretty are Both

(X) six-pack. a sharing glu..'Tlly Fl.ount5.er, and Boon on ends Pan

.... it knew I ... it knew I ... it kne~ I (dully) HOOVER

me. kill gonna My mother's miserable) (looking PINTO

Corps. Peace fuckin' the join well as Might drain. the down college of years seven Christ, BLUTO

294 CONTINUED

99 )/00432h.1::-

moron? ya

X) ( do, to spoze we hail the What

floor) the on up (si:.ting MOUNTAIN

this? take gonna just We BLUTO

direction. his in listlessly turn heads few A

shit? around lying this is What Hey! (loudly) BLUTO

(X) ~ac·ress ~o . . ~orouo . :.he

turns

_ ~ he emotion, powerful some of gri? the in Now 29G

( X) makes That school? of out Kicked

something. missed I like Look's guess. I animals just They're know. don't I {thinks) OTTER

do? you did What Why? head} his {shaking BOON

youth. Hitler other the of some and Dougie and Greggie Oh, OTTER

it? was Who (seething) BLUTO

100 #00432 yh

me?! with you Are madman! You Stork! say! d'ya What Hey! Hey! Mountain! • BLUTO

them. rouse to trying anbther to Delta one from goes He j '. .

guts? the Where's spirit? the Where's know. to used I Delta the to happened fuck the What BLUTO

determined. more even looking in

back comes Bluto and pause brief a There's moves. else one no but assault troop a leading he's like door the out trots He

go! Let's me? with Who's going. get tough The ... in) it fills one no pause, blank" "fill-in-the- a takes (he ... tough get's going the When now. over ain't it And BLUTO

coach. football crazed a like speech his continues He

298 BLUTO

rollin~ He's it. Forget BOON

Germans? The OTTER

smile. curious a with Boon at looks Otter

297 OTTER ANI: BOON 297

no! Hell Harbor? Pear bombed Germans the when over it Was is. it decide we 'til over Nothing's over? it's say you Did Over? What? rant) to (starting BLUTO

one. big the dropped Wormer man. over, War's D-DAY

296 CONTINUED

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l

it! do to guys the just we're And BLUTO

part. somebody's on gesture stupid futile, really a requires absolutely situation This out. all go to have we think I case this in No, lives. of millions cost and years take could that but weapons ventional con- with them fight could Now we OTTER

leap.) big a take to about paratroopers

like look They another. to Delta grim one from panning (Sta=t

bastards. these take to got. We've right. absolutely but Psychotic,right. Bluto's Dead! up) (stands OTTER

Niedermeyer? Dead. Marmalard? man. dead a He's Wormer?this. taking not I'm me! Not (roars) on. now from ass my k~ss just Well, trouble. in get could We Bluto. you, with go to afraid we're Oh, them) (mocking worst. the be it let you're_gonna but lives our of night greatest the be could This pussi~s. You head) his (shaking

in. back comes

he before now longer little a is pause The follows. 0nc No him. ~ith Mothball carrying p~ys~cally doorthe ou:. trots He

me! follow Everybody go! go, go, Let's fel:a! big Up, BLUTO

freshman. skinny the around arm his puts Bluto

Mothball! BLUTO

respon6. doesn't Stork ) ... \ /'\ CONTINUED298

'tor:1Iily? (softly) CLORETTE quizzically. out

looks She expression. sleepy and gown n:gnt cutest the wearing

304 CLORETTE AT WINDOW04 3

window.

the in on winks light a as tree a behind himself flattening

3C3 PINTO 303

glass. the shatters and window the hiis stone The

stone. larger a heaves He flashlight. a holding below standing

another. by followeo

it, against bounces stone small A window. upstairs an to house darkened· the of· side the up steal-thily· and lawn the along creeps beam The Mayor." -- DePasto "Car~ine sign: the holding Negro cement the illuminates and finds flashlight a of beam The

299 OMITTED299

first. ac to else something got I No. PINTO

with? comin' You Lar. Iley, FLOUNDER

Pinto. to cal:s He

it! ao l~t's Yeoh, BLUTO

it'. do s Let.

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party. the after night good say to chance a got never I ~ell, PINTO

vou see to expect didn't I now? up show you come how So CLORETTE

whispering. longei no

sidewalk to quiet~y walk dressed) (hastily Clarette and Larry

308 script.) in earlier Moved (NOTE:

minute. a Wait remember? there, was I igh-c.gown) n in ( CLORETTE

party. the to you took I me? remember Larry, I'm PINTO

(whisper) CLORETTE

ll i . (whisper) PINTO

Pinto. to quietly door the opens Clorette

307 LATER ·MOMENT A DOOR - FRO~T DE?AS~o·s

back. waves and s~iles ~ho

306 TIME ME..SJI - CLOR.STT:i:::30G

times. several off ana on it clicks

and face upturned hopeful, his on flashlight the shines He

Tommy? himself) (to PINTO fa:::.ls. face His

305 PINTO 3CS

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~.....-......-..~--------~----- ............... ..,.........._..............., . ~~C:..-'"..CC.'-

too. you, to lied I Besides. CLORETTE

too.

off, hers take to starts Clarette off. underpants his get to bag sleeping the inside down reaches then back, her kisses He

neither. Me, Larry. okay, That's him) (kissing CLORETTE

.... once did of sort I minute. a in do gonna we're think I what done never I've No. (quickly) PINTO

girl? a with out made Never CLOR:STTE

before. -:his done never I've you. to lied I you. tell to have I something there's further, any go we Before PINTO

---·- bac;. sleepinc a in wraoped line yard fifty the on lying are Clorette and Pinto

·a,2

311 311,\... , and sc=ipt.) in earlier Moved (NOTE: anc 3l0 310

arm: s into' ? takes She

it! withou~ lucky get might You okay? time, this Not CLORETTE

.... beer some get could I Well FINTO

something?' 'or mean you do What CLORETTE

something? or walk a for go we if okay it is Look, sidewalk) at (stops PINTO

stomach. my pumped almost They kidding. No CLORETTE \,_) CONTINUED309 :::f~

309 .......

neck! at-the cleanly off torn been head's the that

see we as sting music dramatic a There's polished. brightly been s it that see to· Eberhard-Faber of statue the up pan We

moustache. fake

and hat s~raw vest, striped 90's Gay a in boy a with hands ins hold- statue the past walks outfit Bunny makeshift a in girl A

5 l. 3 TIME SA.lvffi - STA~UE FJ:.BER EXT.315

town. toward walking begin and other each t~ costume~ their of~ show Indians and airls, can-can bunnies, Plavbov warriors, Mongol Vai:ious parade. the in wearing be they'll costumes homemade ridiculous the ~n houses Frat the from emerge Students

4 J 3

stanc. reviewing the on !JUntins hanc h'ork.r:\en street. the albng barriers control crowd ur set Policemen Q

313-A STRLI:T •]\i}\IN EXT. 313-.)\

ments.

instru- their car;ying groups small in off walk and other, each greet dorms, their of out come members bane Faber llnif0rmea

'313 MORNING EARLY - DOR.lvlITORIES EXT.313

thirteen. only I'm CLORETTE

bag. sleeping the of out underpants their drop cac!1 They

~bout? What yeah?Oh, panties) her of out her (helping PINTO \ I ... ;_,,........_, :::

2 31 Nlll·:D I COl'-:1'2 31

106 #00432

see. can't They you? of front in stand kids my let you Could me. Excuse MAN

statues. like sidewalk the on stand

and Hoover's as glasses dark same the wear Deltas two ~he

320 HOSS AND MOVNTAIN320

it. of top on sits and up climbs mailbox, the under _satchel ~he stows stree~, the scans Hoover leave. and down climb ~ids The

Move! qo: Let's property. governmer.t that's kids, you mailbox, the Off Okay! HOOVER

on. them puts he as d=amatically b~ilds

music The sunglasses. of paii ominous an out pu:ling pocket his into reaches then cautiously around looks He par~de. the watch to sit children two which on mailbox a to up goes Hoover

Sorry! business. Official me. Pardon sorry! I'm Oh, me! Excuse HOOVER

satchel.

heavy a carrying crowd the through way his shoulders Hoover

319-,·, HOO\iER ?-;:.. 3}

crowd. the of photographs taking street the down walks She

C l ,

?Brade.

the for clear it ke:ping street, the patrol marshalls student by assisted police Faber parade. the view to ~hich fro~ seats

curbs1cie for front the to push Children oare.·Tts. vis.:tino a."1d

(X) alumni students, F2..ber tovmspeople, \,'ith filling are sidcw3.lk.s Th~ banners. and bunting with decorated g~ily is street The

) \_

3 l 3 STREET MAIN EXT. 31S (\

107 2 O04 3 ;;

her. hear didn't he pretends Hoover

Boon? seen you have Hoover; Hey KATY

hirn. to up

goes and mailbox the on Hoover spots pictures, taking Katy,

324 SIDEWALK THE

please? rnarbles thousand ten have I May FLOUNDER

:ady.

sales- the addresses and counter the to goes He coat. trench a wearing FLOUNDER is glasses. dark familiar now by the in builc, to continues music the as us, to introduced is Flounder

323-A STORE DIME INT. 323-Ji.

vomit. may I (hungover) MARION rl

Please! Marion. Smile, WORMER

scowling. less,

motion- sitting Marioni~ waving. and smilin~ is Wormer Dean

ANGLE .ANOTHER

the in ride Ma=ion and Wormer Dean DePasto, Mrs. and Mayo=

322 OLDSMOBI:.E TP.E

route. parade the down slowly ro~ling comes vertible

con- Oldsmobile decorated a as pictures snapping starts Katy

S':'REET THE321

about. it's what see to necks their crane spectators

the and street, the up heard is applause of smattering A

3.'.:G CONTINUED ··'·',,....,7..

...

108 ;!;00432Ci(]

ha~a a gives Niedermeyer Doug grim-faced A sawhorses. wooden big the back pull rnarshalls parade whistle, the of sound the At moving. start to ready up, lined are units parade the All

yours. are Faber of streets thi Marshall, Mr. Wormer. Vernon Dean Marshall, Grand honorary year's this to whistle gold-plated ceremonial this present to pleasure great a me gives It DE PASTO

microphone.

the over leans and whistle gold shiny a up holds DePasto tie. and suit in there is who Gregg, with ha~ds shaking stand, the ~f front the at places their take and steps the mount They crowd. the from applause to out get DePastos and w6rrners the and stand reviewing the at stops coi,vertible The

325 S':'REET THE

ever. than confused more now isKaty

now. here weren't you if later glad be you'd think I me. to listen Katy, HOOVER

Boon? Where's Why? What? worried) then (aghast, KATY

night. last expelled got all We HOOVER

about? talking you ure What KATY

nere. around stay should you think 't rlon I Katy, Ah, HOOVER

the~e. not she's pretend to useless it's that realizes Hoover

Boon? where's Jloovor, (pcrsistant) KATY

324 NllFD Cl)N'fT

32€ OMITTED 326-B

11:45. watch: Hoover's Insert

watch. his checks Hoover

320 MAILBOX ON HOOVER 326-.ZI.

by. go floats and bands marching

the as cheers crowd The swing. full in now is parade The

Champs." Conference Division Western Northeast Central "1962 reads one this on legend The float. the of rear the on stand costumes I(han Genghis in lette:::.-rnen and "Mongols," called are teams Faber chest. Indian's an into sword a plunging warrier Mongol a of rendering A huge FLOAT SIGMA CHI 4. 0

costumes. bunny in girls and tuxedos in Dekes them." make will men Faber made, are women better "When reads banner It's helmet. football Faber a wearing rabbit Playboy rendered crudely a offer Dekes fun-loving The DEKE FLOAT 3.

"Togetherness." :::-eading: letters of arch suspended a with hand black giant a shaking hand white: A giant ZBT FLOAT 2.

(X)

below. step the on Babs step, topmost the on is Ma~dy gloves. white and hats, pilloox suits, A-line wearing head, JFK the to up leading steps on stand coeds Four siae. its on "Camelot" inscription florid the with Kennedy, F. John of bust papier-mache wire chicken A huge FLOAT PI THE OMEGA/TRI 1.

include: These floats.

and units parade waiting of line the down shot traveling a begin Now we order. good in off steps then time, marks band marching Faber the them, behind Right Street. Main onto off march they and cormnand, a gives le:s, Rif Pershing the braces Doug rhythm. march the pounding start drummers the and signal

110 #00432 arb

) go! Let's i ' OTTER

326- FACE OTTER'S CLOSEUP OF EXTREME326-I

(X) 326_- OMITTED 326-H

great! this is boy, Oh himself) (to FLOUNDER

excitement. with trembling literally is He

326- FLO'C'NDER326-G

it. of end the

at hook vicious-lookin9 large a has Itsatchel. ~he of out

parade. the of

rest the up make cowboys o: contingent mounted a and bands,

marching other two Oldsmobile, DePasto =rom convertibles

new four fezzes, in Shriners local of contingent A mounted

32G- PARADE 326-F

5:30. watch: Dluto's :nsert

face. his to watch his raises

Be is. he where see can't we Bluto on close so is Cawera

326- BLUTO 326-E

11:45. watch: D-Day's Insert

watch. his

checks He is. he where exactly tell to unable are We space. enclosed shadowy a in glasses) dark in (also sitting is D-Day

326- D-DAY 326-D

11:45. watch: ?lounder's Insert

watch. his checks He alley. an from ?arade

the watching stands box, cardboard large a holding Flounder,

.. .·'":::

326-<.' FLOUNDER326-C

111 #00432 arb

destination. it towarcs along lumbers cake The r

327-!)

yawn. a stifles \-;ori7ler

Mrs. celebration. orderly the at a~provingly smiles Dean The crowds. the to cheerfully wave DePasto Mayor and Worner Dean

GRANDSTAllD i-C 3 2

327-C

pole. telephone the to chain heavy the of end one locks Hoover

me. Excuse me. Pardon me. ~xcuse HOOVER

sidewalk. the on crowd ~he

through walks Hoover way, happy its on continues parade the As

327-3 :WOVER 327-B

Continental.

altered radically the inside are we that out make barely can We interior. shadowy dark the in controls the at is D-Day

327-A

town. of direction the in off speeding

rubber, burns and rear a with forward lunges it suddenly, Then street. the up slowly turns it as rocks and teeters cake The

Me." "Eat handwriting large in message simple the is frosting mache

papier- the on Inscribed streamers. billowing with t~·iriu-ned cake, birth~ay constructel sloppily large a is It street. the onto rolls leisurely float new a House Delta the behind From

engines. powerful of rurable

heavy low the by shattered is air the suddenly when street, peaceful the on heard be can parade distant the of soun~s The

Ya-haaal cowboy) rodeo a (like BOON

,,------..,_ FACE BOON'S CLOSEUP OF 326-J

112 hb

march. Sousa lively a playing

obediently him follow They street. ~he down band the leading and baton the catching neatly way, the of out leader band the hip-blocks(X) and street the into steps Mountain air, the in high baton the throws he As baton. his with moves fancy doing IX) is leader band the and him pass to about is band A marching

329- MOUNTAIN329-C

him. to politely grins who

Mountain past walks band, arm control crowd a wearing Chip,

329- 329-B

then. r:iyself, it get to have just I'll suppose I BABS

it. have don't I MA.1'JDY

now. right pin Gregg's me give better you'd maybe attitude, your that's if sugar~ Well, BABS

die. you hope I waving) and ( smiling MANDY

friends. be stil: can we hope I honey, Mandy Now, waving) and (smiling BABS

conversation. tight-lipped

a on carry they as crowd t..he to wave and smile .Mandy and Babs

329 FLOAT PI OMEGA/TRI THE329

328 scri?t) in later moved (NOTE 328328

327-K 327-K thru thru 327-E OMITTED 327-:S

113 ~/00432 arb

sword. his with street the up points Mongols the of One

332 FLOAT MONGOL EXT.

parade. the of rest the on gaining is cake birthday big The

31 3 STREET MAIN EXT. 331

distance. the in cake birthday large

the sees and street the up looks them of One spectators. the at swords wooden their waving float, the of batk the en stand Mongols cut crew hairy-legged, Two street. the down slowly

moves parade the as line in one last the is flo<1t t1on9ol ':'he

people. young th \;i \.JOrking in interested been always I've dunno, I OTTER

out? get you after do you'll think you do What BOON

fast. do•,mhill going really school's this know, You OTTER

329-G CAKE I~T. 320-G

cacophony. tying a

into decays it March, Sousa spi~ited their pli3.ying g~rne:y Still i~scruments. and bodies of pile massive c into collapse mc~bers band of rows neat The wall. the into march trombones, the then crumpets, of row the first as aside steps ~lountQin an~ sac cul-de- a is It fol~ows. band the z:i.nd a~le-y i3.n into t11rns llc

MOUi.nAIN 32S··f'

road. the do~n stcQdily ~dv~nccs

329-r:

,)____ ''. • :::.(-~ OMITTED 329-D

329-D

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mouth.

and nose his from out shoot water of streams that so hydrant fire spewing the atop rest to comes finally head Mongol giant The screaming. onlookers the sending an~ hydrant fire a over knocking sidewalk the onto up bounces float Mongol The

road. the off it forces and float Mongol the around

careens cake birthday big the as safety for leap Mongols and scatter Spectators parade. the with up caught now has cake The

S':'REET THE

calm! Stay well! is All call7l! Stay CHIP

crowd. frightened the control to tries Chi?

335 CHIP

disaster. goddamn a it's hope I ·me. ~nd you between difference the s That

serious. anything be not better This ... now what Christ H. Jesus d neck) his (cranes WOR..l'1ER

face. his

on look concerned a with others the to turns Wormer bance. distur- the see VIPS other and Gregg, Mayor, the Wormer, Dean

334 STA:JD REVIE\-JING

( X) aown.

crashing comes pole telephone the an6 tisht snaps chain the

street the down goes float the As Float. Bunny Playboy the to chain heavy the of hook the attaches and fonJard steps Boever

333 I·JOOVE.R333

( X)

Cake. Birthday speeding the tc

gesture cautionary a in swords their raise comrade his and He

fast'. pretty moving are guys those Say, I'10NGOL FIRST .)__..',

CONTINUED332 ··:::.

115 #00432 yh

COl\'TINUED

up. back stand co

unable are.1 the\' as _ insanely _qrins ?louncer . c~es a ~r ~ •1 e ...."-h on falling marbles o~ thousands the over run Rifles Pershinc ~he)____<

(,·-"\ street. the into box cardboard thecu:.1ps and ,ay..-.

door- his from out steps Flounder when charoe tos:.art rne.n Bis

Charge! now! this _stop Let's DOUG command.

a issues Ee Ri::les. Pershing the of head the at is Doug

34l

go. they as clothes their on pulling noise the towards

run a~6 themselves extricate they Finally, down. fall and bag, sleeping the in tangled get once, at up get to try Eoth

Parade! !lornecorr.ing The PINTO

eyes. their

open Clorette and Pinto parade. the of sounds the heard be can distince the In arms. other's each in asleep are ?hey zone. end the in now are bag sleeping their in Clarette and Pinto

3 22) (F. SAME TIME - ATHLETIC FIELD EXT.32s) · c; ~

God! you Thank heaven) (to BOY

bed. boy's the on landing costu~e -bunny her in girl ·sbrority a flies window open his ~hrough Playboy. reacinc, bee his on r,its kid fourteen-year-old A

R00~1 BOY'S INT. 339

flying. Bunnies Playboy the sending curb the

into swerves pole telephone the dragging float Playboy The

338 STREET THI: 338

here? on going is fuck .the What G:regg) (grabs WORMER DEAN

I .J 3 STAND REVIEhiING -,-:,

llE #00432 yh

along. careens float the as side

the to tight on hanging Boon's feet. his with shoulders his tapping by D-Day directs He slit. a through out looking D-Day, behind and above seat jump a in sits Otter out. see can't but driving is D-Day tank. army an like is float the of inside The

(F.338) BIRTHDAY CAKE INT.338) (F.

9 34

8 3i; thru 34 8 346 OtUTTED thru

6 34

smoke. blue and

green red, spewing street the in explode that bombs smoke Throw ( X) 345 DELTAS TWO 345

Ahhhhhh! DE PASTO

throat. the by Wormer Dean grabs DePasto Mayor

Olds- DePasto of showrooQ the into crashes it where sidewalk the onto up and street the off Float 90's Gay the fcrces cake the Finally position. for fight floats the as off fall to begin cake the of Pieces life. dear for on hang girls can can- ~he repeatedly. together slam floats two The side. right the on F2.oa-: O's .9 Gay the alongside surges cake the Finally,

- left. the on time this again, pass to tries which Cake, Eirthdiv ~he orr cut to· flo~t·swerves 90~s Gay The right. the on. float their pass to tries Cake Birthday the as scream They

37) 3 (F. GIRLS CJ,J~-CAN THE (F.337)

spectators. terrified and horses men, ing

scatter- Shrine::::-s mounted the through tears float ~1e" "Eat The

(F.336) THE STREET (F.336)

fall. and slip to continue men his as shout only can Doug

(X) fight! and up Stand fags! you up Get )____·\~

(hysterical) ·:::::'----,, DOUG

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onlookers. startled some of

arms the into float, the from falls she as clothes he= off ripping is doing in succeed they all but her for grab a make siste~s sorority her of Two off. fall to starts and footing her loses Babs Suddenly life. dear for on hanging are Kennedy's Jackie Screaming Float. Kennedy the pursues Deathrnobile The

353 STREET MAIN 353

campus. on statue the from cut Eberhard-Faber, Enil of head bronze seve=ed the is ornament

hood The insignia. an as it over all appears Delta letter the and front the on painted are teeth tiger Fierce blacY.. glossy spray-painted thing who~e the and fins dragon plywood fantastic with customized been have vehicle the of ends Both

turret. a

forming body, the to welded been has tank water cylindrical large a place, its It off. cut top the with Linccln brother's Flounder's rt~s advances. Deathmobile the as crowd the from sc;earn loud is~ There THE DEATHMOBILE. -- invention crazed D-Dav's comes hell, f=om demon a like cake, the of out From

352 THE STREET

smoke. colorful of

curtain the at gaze all as fear silent of moment a is There

Look! GREGG

out: calls Gregg

when throats other's each at still are Dean the and Mayor The

351 STAND ~EVIEW~NG TEE351

way. its of out leap

people thi as street the down zooms wheeis on Hand Black A giant half. in breaking cake discarded the into crashes Float Hand

Hand-White Black ZBT giant The backward. flies Cake The

cake! the Cut D-DAY

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cheese. the take let's Okay, (grim) OTTER

hatch. the down bat~ens Otter

DE'A':'HI-:OBILE '?Hi::35G

Santuary! Sanctuary! (bellowing) BLUTO

roof. the to ing

build- a of wall the up scra~~les he as him after go cops The warrior. Samurai maddened a like howling quickly up gets Bluto

cown. go all Tney Police. Campus of squad a onto mobile

Death- t~e from l~aps Bluto cry, battle bloodcurdling a With

- head. his ":.o strapped bottle water hot a has He bathrobe. Kimono-style

a by off topped owns, he sweatshirts and sweaters shirts, the of all wearing Deathmobile the of top on leaps Bluto and open flips hatch side A hatch. open the in commander

tank Sherman a like stands Otter O?en. pops Deathmobile

the of hatch top the Pompei," of Days Last "The cf ir.ipression

their do street the on people the As Parade. Homecoming

the was that sha~bles the through rumbles Deathmobile The

355 THE STREET

parade! year's last of out hell beats Sure (excited) MJ..RION

jail! in all them throw I'll disgrace! a is This (livid) PASTO DE

bastards. Those bastards. Those (enraged) WORMER

354 THE REVIEWING STAND354

parts. private her hide to trying off runs She stockings. and bra panties, he~ wearing only she's realizes

suddenly then herself composing second a for there stands Babs

353 CONTINUED

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wreck. total a Deathmobile the

and demolished is stand reviewing the clears, dust the When

air. the into sail debris and banners, People, stand.

reviewing t.:ic into spectacularly crashes Deathrnobile Tho Wham!

guys. those hate I resigned) (quietly, WORMER

dare! wouldn't They DE PASTO

361 STAND REVIEWING TP.E361

lives. their for on hold Deltas The

speed! Rarr.ming D-DAY

controls. the at D-D2y

360 DEATHMOBILE360

God. my Oh WORMER

358 DEATEMOBILE THE358

them. on down bearing Deathmobile the see they ~s horror in stand DePasto and Wor~er

357 STAND REVIEWING THE

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r - - -- -·

see. -

~ 1 wi·~h himsel.1.~ beside is and bottle seltz~r a holdina is Flounder Doug. on up sneaking is ~louncer

craziness, the from away get to run.trying pe?ple th~ ~s

dishes. the doing I'm la~er, back come to have you'll but sorry I'm (falsetto) OTTER

is! it who well damn know You (furious) GREGG

it? is Who falsetto) {musical (v.o.) OTTER

inside. from answers voice A

\

X) ( ! star6.s ba you there of out Come

cf hatch top the on pounding angrily is tor~ sleeve jacket his

364 GREGG

bolt.-- the slf.m and

ri:le his of ch~mber the into bullet real a slip him see We rage. ~ncreasing with destruction the of all ¼atched has Doug

363 DOllG

Carmine. now, anytime ass my of out thumb your take can You MARION

wreckage. the among

other each of top on lying are Wormer Marion end DePasto Mayor

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362 WRECKAGEOF THE REVIEWING STAND

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--- 2nd now busy you're know I sir. time, CJ other some this discuss should ~e f-ied) terri ( PINTO

married. set to have We month. last me molested who boy the Kroger Larry is This Daaay! CLORETTE

condition. father's her to oblivious seems

Clarette hand. in hand DePasto Mayor to up running come They

368 AND CLORETTE PINTO368

INC. CLEVELAND, ENCOUNTER GROUPS OF TR~INER SENSITIVITY '66 KENT DORFM.A.N

super: and gesture his

on Freeze boxer. triumphant a like head his over arms both

raises he Finally, exultation. growing of rush a feel to

starts and rescue miraculous his by amazed around, looks He

36"7 FLOUNDER

away. speeding

goes it as fist black giant the o: out stick legs Doug's Only God. of hand the like away Doug snatches literally and frame into zooms ZBT float the of hand black enormous the Suddenly,

head~ Flounder's at d~rectly pointing shoulder his to gun nis raises and reloads Doug as terror abject to turns glee His hand. his in explodes bottle The

366 FLOUl\DER366

fires. and Flounder at carbine his levels around, whirls Douo

Niedermeyer! Hey FLOUNDER

bottle. the with squirts preliminary few a taking Doug, towards steadily moves He

great! this Is Oh boy! himself) (to FLOUNDER CONTINUED 1···.···,0365

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Greg and rolls frame freeze The unconscious. over keels a_,

CO!'-ffANY FRUIT UNITED

..,'6~ D MJ>..R"·iALAR1 BREF'.DGREGORY

Super: face. his on Freeze :ace.

his on expression silly dazed, a ground, the on Gregg_lays

dumb. you're Gee, OTTER

grounc. the to goes Gregg right. good a with jaw the in him

punches Otter it at k 1

thumb. my at ook 1 _, ;.;Greco, OTTER

raised. fists around whirls Gregg shoulder. the on

Gregg enraged the taps aDd over leaDs casually Otter him. behindstand reviewing splintered the on leRning stn~ds now Otter Deatl~obile. the of wreck the on pounds still Gregg

370 GREGG0 37

CO.MPANY WATERBED F:E7,Y-SNOOZE OWNER '63 HOOVER C. ROBERT

Super: face. earnest Hoover's on frRme Freeze

chance? another us giving to clear way your see could you think you do but Wormer, Dean ask, to moment inopportune an seem may This HOOVER

rubble. of pile

a on dazed sits who Wormer Dean beside down crouches Hoover

STAND REVIEWING THE OrWRECKAGEJ6C

LA."1.POON NATIONAL ROOM t-'...AIL PETER KROGER '66LAWRENCE

Super: midstride. in Pinto catches frame freP.ze A

away. sprints and ducks Pinto throat. Pint.o's

for grabs and screams Mayor • The away. bRcking starts Pinto

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OWN TROOPS VIETNAM BY HIS IN KILLED '63 NIEDER~EYER DOUGLAS C.

Super: fingers.

black large the of out stick still legs Doug's frame: Freeze

Chip. over rolls fist black big The

37 5 HAND BLACK THE

1974 PRISON, RAPED IN HOUSE AIDE WHITE NIXON '66 DILLER "CHIP" R. H.

super: and frame Freeze

concrete. the into down face embedded neatly is He

374 CHIP 374

stampede. cattle a like Chip over right runs crowd The

panj,c! t Don

CHIP d

Doug. holds still that hand black careening

the from away lives their for runs and one as turns crowd The

places! your Hold firm! Stand CHIP

crowd. panicked unruly, the to instructions yelling is Chip

373 CHIP

CA~IFORNIA BEVERLY HILLS, GYNECOLOGIST

(X) '63 STR.~TTON ERIC

supe:r.: and smile his

on f~arne Freeze smiles. and salute thumbs-up a her gives He

372 OTTER

Otter. to waves and smiles Sh~ watching.

:•land~,..

spies he until below madness the searches Bluto Wild-ey~d,

Super:

:rame. freeze passionately, kiss two the as then Cnfreez~,

Super: fr0me. Freeze

hug. a in her grabs Boo~

Boon. you love I KATY

confusion. and noise the of

all Amidst off. rush and Boon release then hesitate, cops The

King! Foodthe looting They're sake! God's For Please! Officers! (urgently) KATY

them. to up rushes Katy roughly. Boon holding are cops bis Two

I I ;, BOOl~

car. police the in cf~ drives D-Day and rolls frame freeze The

UNKNOWN WHEREJ>.BOUTS

X) ( '63 SIMPSON DAY DANIEL

super: and smile his on Freeze

up. starts engine the as s~iles and key the tur~s He

wheel. the behind slips quickly then other, the then wa)', one glances He car. police unattended an a9ainst up le2ning Be's

125 #00432 yh

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OREGON PORTLAND, BLUTARSKY JOHN MRS. AND MR.

: r c sup fH: Z) z c e e r r

him. on pounding seat back the in Mandy with off drives Bluto

382 KATY AND BOON

Super: ~rame. freeze we cover, for scrarnbl1::s she As

hieing. was she where down crouched eli reveaJ is unclerw1::ar, her in still :Sabs, away, speells car the As iier. "v.:ith nff 6rives and wheel the behind jumps convertible, Oltlsmo~ile DePastc's i::-.to Maney tosses Bluto street. the across together la:-:u ':'hey

3Sl

feet. her of o~f literally Manay sweeps

and crowd the .of heads the over magnificently swings and roof the on stowed equipment cleaning the frnrn rope a crabs l-ie

her. to w~ves He her. sees

he knows she shows face her and Bluto sees shR up, Lookin9

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