"MR AND MRS SMITH" (2005)

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location
  • INT 150
  • EXT 52
  • INT/EXT 11
time
  • DAY 30
  • NIGHT 46
  • DAWN 4
  • DUSK 4
  • CONT 1
  • UNKNOWN 128
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EXT. AMERICANA HOTEL -— DAY

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WAR ZONE. BLACKENED SKY. COLOMBIAN COPS and SOLDIERS raid 6A buildings. POLICIAS ransack rooms. Through the madness, we

see a flash of...JOHN, sitting at the hotel bar with a

Mojito.

JOHN (IN SPANISH)
What's happening?
BELLBOY (IN SPANISH)
Somebody killed the Baracuda.
JOHN (IN SPANISH)
Sancho Varron?
BELLBOY (IN SPANISH}
Police are rounding up single tourists. Are you alone, sir?

John sees the police incoming. Then...a vision, entering from the street: JANE. She glances up. Locking focus.

POLICIA (IN SPANISH)
You two together?

John and Jane swap a glance. NOD. The Policia moves on.

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INT. AMERICANA HOTEL ~- JANE’S ROOM - DAY

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Jane shuts the door. They lean into it, LISTENING to SHOUTS and FOOTSTEPS subside. John and Jane relax. And... realize their proximity. A spark of adrenaline, attraction, mystery.

3

EXT. ALLEY - DAY

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People rushing everywhere. John and Jane head down an alley. JOHN Varron ran this province for years. They’1l call it a local vendetta,

but the CIA’s been trying to pop the Baracuda since the eighties.

JANE
And how do you know all this?
JOHN
I read Time Magazine.
4

INT. DIVE BAR — DAY

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He leads her into a heaving basement dive. Sexy Latinos bump and writhe on the dancefloor.

JANE
I was right in the street. I guess I was pretty lucky.
JOHN
Trust me. I’m the lucky one.
5

INT. DIVE BAR ~ NIGHT - LATER

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A bottle of tequila is slid onto a booth table.

JOHN
To dodging bullets...
JANE
To dodging bullets...

They lick the salt, slug back the shots. Bite the lime, then rise as one to SALSA. Fast, sexy, eyes fixed on each other.

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INT. JANE’S BED ~ NIGHT

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Mosquito nets billow. Flesh twists, turns. Fierce, feral.

JOHN

I can hear your heart racing. JANE

I don’t want it to slow down. JOHN

Stick with me, it’s not gonna. JANE

Promise? JOHN

Cross my heart. She pulls him closer. Push in on a B&W TV in background: FRED AND GINGER twirl and skip, serenading each other in badly dubbed Spanish. And they DISSOLVE to COLOR IN--

OMIT

7

INT. FILM FORUM - FRONT ROW - NIGHT

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John and Jane snuggle close, watching Fred and Ginger sing “ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER.” The SONG wafts over-—

8

EXT. STREET ~ NIGHT

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Rain patters. John and Jane walk home. Jane uses an umbrella to do a little Fred Astaire move. John smiles, clapping her on. He pulls Jane close. And they are moving in-~-

9

EXT. CONEY ISLAND — NIGHT

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John and Jane slice through the action, sharing cotton candy. An ANCIENT BARKER works the FIRING RANGE,

BARKER

Aaaand step right up, ladies and

gentlemen! Try your luck.. Jane picks up the gun. She aims. BANG! The gun RECOTLS hard. She MISSES badly. John gives a condescending smile. She fires off another couple shots. Nearly pegs the Barker. John’s turn. He weighs the gun in his hand. He rolls his neck. And... FIRES! BANG BANG! Bulls-eyes. Jane is surprised. Impressed. He misses a couple for good measure.

JOHN
Hot damn.

He wins a small stuffed Boo Boo bear. He turns to go, but...

JANE
May I have another go?

JANE PICKS UP THE GUN. She aims and squeezes off five rounds.

CUT TO:

Jane walks along carrying an almost life-size Yogi.

JANE
Beginner’s luck, I guess.
10

INT. BOXING GYM - DAY

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John punches a bag, held by EDDIE, black, thirties. EDDIE

OK, slow down John. You've known this girl six weeks.

(CONTINUED )

JOHN
Eddie, she’s totally amazing. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s cute. He stops for a moment.
JOHN (CONT'D)
She's an amazing shot.

PUNCH! Eddie grunts.

11

EXT. THE NOSE OF EL CAP, YOSEMITE - DAY

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Jane and friend JASMINE, a good-looking young woman, hang off a spectacular crag.

JASMINE
So what does he do?
JANE
I’m telling you he’s perfect. He's in construction. EXT. HUDSON RIVER ~ DAY

John and Eddie drive a SPEEDBOAT through the river. They pass RIKER’S ISLAND. The city skyline beyond.

JOHN
She’s in computers. A big server goes down in Wall Street, she’s in there anytime day or night. She’s like Batman for Computers. Or something. INT. JU~JITSU MAT - DAY Jane is SQUISHED face down on the crash mat in a Ninja hold. JANE He travels a lot, like me, but we never talk about work. She spins, and ends up on top of Jasmine, who eats mat. JANE (CONT'D) So I can leave the office at the office with- INT. CENTRAL PARK ~ DAY

John slides in on Eddie at second base. SAFE!

(CONTINUED )

JOHN
+». no questions, no demands. INT. JU-~JITSU MAT - DAY JASMINE SQUISHY FACE DOWN ON THE MAT
JASMINE
What about the sex?
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EXT. SOFTBALL PITCH ~ DAY

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CRACK! John swings and hits a softball with the sweet spot of the bat clean out of the park. Eddie and friends are agog.

13

INT/EXT. HELICOPTER ~- DAY

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Jane and Jasmine in the back seats. Threading over the city. JANE Incredible. I’ve never known anything like it. But it’s not just about the sex.

14

INT. BACK OF A PLANE AT 35,000 FEET — DAY

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John and Eddie sit together. John wears a jumpsuit. JOHN I look in her eyes and I see something so familiar. It‘s like I know her deepest, darkest secret..

JANE‘S HELICOPTER: BANKING OVER THE CITY — DAY

JANE
And he knows mine, and it doesn’t matter. JOHN’S PLANE: He starts to strap on a parachute. 25 EDDIE

But aren’t you scared? I mean, it’s pretty risky stuff John.

John straps on his goggles. Gives a GO sign. JOEN Eddie, I’m tellin’ ya, when you

know you know. You just gotta listen to your instincts.

John leaps out. Eddie watches him FALL. A long drop. OMIT

15

INT. COURTHOUSE COURTROOM - DAY

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John and Jane KISS at the altar, with Best Man Eddie, and Maid of Honor JASMINE. John and Jane keep kissing. Passionate. Eddie and Jasmine stand stiff. Hardly overwrought with emotion,

They all turn for a PHOTO. As they smile, SNAP! FLASH! The flashbulb sizzles, WHITING OUT THE SCREEN. Blinding white. Silence. Shackingly EMPTY, QUIET. We FLOAT DOWN to reveal...

TITLE: Westchester County. Five or six years later.

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EXT. WESTCHESTER COUNTY -— DAWN

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Expansive green lawns with patchy snow and ice. A suburban MAN in a bathrobe collects the newspaper. He looks up... It’s JOHN. Something’s MISSING behind his eyes.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE - BEDROOM - DAWN

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A WOMAN rolls out of bed, wearing a loose nightshirt, her hair tied in a bun. JANE. The same dead stare.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE - BATHROOM - DAWN

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John and Jane wear matching bathrobes with JS monograms. They brush their teeth at separate sinks. No eye contact.

JANE
So what d’you think of Dr. Wexler?
JOHN
He seems very nice.
JANE
Very nice. Nice manner.
JOHN
Very nice manner. Are his questions a tad wishy washy?
JANE
His office is clean across town.

JOHN

The 4pm appointment means we hit rush~hour...

JANE
Good. That’s settled then.
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INT. SMITH HOUSE —- HALLWAY - DAWN

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John and Jane pass each other, slipping on their coats. They cross paths, without touching. They go their separate ways. We HOLD on the empty hall. A lonely beat. The sun sets.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE —- KITCHEN - DUSK

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PING! An oven door opens. Jane pulls out dinner.

21

EXT. TRAIN STATION ~- DUSK

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A shrill WHISTLE. The commuter train pulls into station. Spitting out a sea of upscale suburban COMMUTERS. Same suits, Same eyes, same lives. In the thick of this crush...John.

22

EXT. TRAIN STATION PARKING LOT — DUSK.

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John finds his parked sedan. A black Benz. In a mass of other sedans. Almost in unison, commuters climb into cars.

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INT. JOHN'S CAR -— DUSK

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While other sedans rumble to life, John performs a ritual: he SMELLS his hands. Pulls out air-freshener. Sprays his wrists. Wrings his hands together. Then smells. Good.

Under the wheel, he slips his wedding RING out of a pocket, onto his finger. He checks pockets. Patting himself down fast. He STOPS when he sees what looks like red lipstick on his cuff.

He checks his neck in the mirror. A smear of blood red lipstick. Hmmm. Having an affair...?

24

EXT. SUBURBAN STREETS - DUSK

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John drives at the back of an endless line of sedans. He Grifts into the driveway. The garage door opens.

John spots Jane through a window. His HEADLIGHTS splash across her face. They wave, smile. But as John pulls into the garage, Jane’s smile slowly...fades.

25

INT. SMITH KITCHEN - DUSK

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Jane slides hors d'ouevres onto a tray. She glides out, turning the corner just as--

26

INT. SMITH HOUSE - FRONT HALL ~ NIGHT

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Front door opens. Jane stands there, tray of food in hand.

JANE
Perfect timing.
JOHN
Perfect, as always.

A peck on the cheek. Barely touching. JANE Oh, John, I got us a tree. Biggest on the block.

John nods. Not listening. Just moving, moving. Out. The back door slams. And “SILENT NIGHT” trickles over--

27

EXT. SMITH BACKYARD - NIGHT

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John moves across his trim back lawn towards his tool shed.

28

INT. TOOLSHED - NIGHT

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Tooltime. John’s tool shed is a mess. John sighs.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE ~- HALL CLOSET ~ NIGHT

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Boxes are tagged and filed. Jane slides out CHRISTMAS. She opens the box to reveal perfectly-packed ornaments, lights.

30

INT. SMITH LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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Jane places her ornaments on the MASSIVE TREE. Her hands move fast. Agile, graceful. Little angels dance.

SNAP! She CRACKS a string of electric lights like a whip. The lights wrap around the tree. SNAPPING into place.

31

INT. TOOLSHED / GREENHOUSE —- NIGHT

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John works his perennials, fixing stems. Kis big hands are slow, delicate, tender. Every stem, every petal.

32

INT. SMITH LIVING ROOM ~ NIGHT

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Jane stands on a chair, reaching up to put her star atop the tree. But her chair is too low. So she steps onto the chair's

arms and LEEEEEANS, slanting straight up the tree. She drops the star on top. And hits the floor, as John enters.

42A

JANE
Just in time.

She hits a switch. And POP! The tree comes alive. Glowing.

FROM OUTSIDE, we SEE John and Jane and the tree. A perfect 42A couple. A perfect house. A perfect, Norman Rockwell life.

DR. WEXLER (V.0.)
Tell me. Why did you decide to come back alone?
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INT. DOCTOR WEXLER’S OFFICE ~ DAY

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JANE IS THERE, ALONE, SMOKING.

JANE
It’'s not that there's anything wrong as such. You have to remember John and I bonded on an intensely profound spiritual level.
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INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT

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Candles flicker. John and Jane sit at far heads of the table. Distant, cold. No eye contact. No emotion.

JOHN
Mmm. This yellow Prawn risotto is to die for. You do something new?
JANE
I added peas.

A hint of edge in her voice.

JOHN
Guess I just forget how good it is.

Weak smiles. Back to the food. A beat.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Could you pass the salt please?
JANE
It's on the middle cf the table, John.

JOHN

Is that the middle?

(CONTINUED )

JANE
Well, it's between you and me. You're on one side. I’m on the other.

SCREECH! John pulls out his chair. He gets up. He grabs the salt. Heads back to his chair. Jane gives a tiny little smile. A small victory. John sits back down. And he...

DROWNS HIS MEAL IN SALT. Jane swallows her smile. We get a sense that every dinner is like this: cold, quiet, tense.

35

INT. DOCTOR WEXLER'S OFFICE - DAY

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JANE

Over the years I feel our

relationship has progressed onto an

altogether higher plain.

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INT. SMITH LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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The tree glows. John and Jane sit reading the Times. John reads the Sports section, Jane reads Home&Garden. She looks up, hearing something. Her eyes go to... John's LAZY-BOY.

He RATCHETS the SHIFTER ~- CLUNKS, SQUEAKS - like nails ona chalkboard for Jane. Her hands wrap tighter around the paper.

DOCTOR WEXLER (V.O.)
So what d'you think the problem is?
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INT. DOCTOR WEXLER’S OFFICE —- DAY

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Now JOHN SITS THERE ON HIS OWN. JOHN I love my wife. And I love our life together. We both love the house, it’s our castle, I'd die for that house, but...

DOCTOR WEXLER
But what?
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INT. SMITH HOUSE -—- DINING ROOM — NIGHT

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Forks scrape plates. John finishes his meal. Swallows, REALLY

struggling for something to say. Just as he is about to open his mouth, RINNNG. All eyes to the PHONE. Line Two.

(CONTINUED )

JOHN
Damn. The office.
39

INT. DEN -— NIGHT

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John locks the door behind him. He snaps up the phone. And his VOICE TRANSFORMS. Deep, strong, intense.

JOHN
It's me.
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INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT

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Jane eats dinner all alone. A heavy beat. Suddenly, RING RING! Line Three. Jane’s eyes snap into focus. Alive again.

41

INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALL — NIGHT

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Jane moves fast, smooth. Passing the door to the den.

JANE
I'VE GOT A CALL, JOHN. I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
42

INT. DEN — NIGHT

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John calls back in his "normal" suburban voice:

JOHN
OKAY, HONEY.
(back to phone, intense)
I can't get away right now. My wife...
43

INT. BEDROOM ~ NIGHT

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Jane closes the door. Clicks her laptop to life. INSTA- . MESSAGE waits ON SCREEN: TEDDY BEAR NEEDS COMPANY. HUDSON HOTEL. PENTHOUSE SUITE.

Jane types fast: BE THERE IN 45. I WANT GIFTS. The SCREEN replies: RED ROSES? She types: THREE DOZEN, LONG STEM.

Jane smiles. She hears...a CREAK behind her. She spins to see John in the doorway. She subtly snaps her computer shut.

JANE
Gosh, honey. You scared me.

JOHN

Sorry. Bad news. Looks like I gotta go into the city.

JANE
Fine, that's fine. One of our girls just crashed a server at a law firm. Mayhem. I should go in too. John nods, barely listening. He’s already heading out. INT. SMITH GARAGE ~ NIGHT John and Jane get into cars. Black sedan, Silver Honda Wagon. JANE Nine o'clock. We promised the Carlsons. They pull away, into the suburban night. DOCTOR WEXLER (0.S.) I know you feel like you're the only couple going through this... INT. DOCTOR WEXLER’S OFFICE ~- DAY John sits there. DOCTOR WEXLER But believe me right now millions of couples in America are experiencing precisely the same relationship problems as you. John looks at the Doctor levelly.
JOHN
Oh ya think so?
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EXT. NEW YORK CITY ~ HUDSON HIGHWAY ~ NIGHT

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We SWOOP DOWN to John’s sedan. Sliding through traffic.

45

EXT. 24TH ST PARKING LOT. NIGHT.

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John parks his sedan. He comes out and hails a cab.

46

EXT. NEW YORK CITY/ CAB ~ NIGHT

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A yellow cab cuts through traffic. In the back sits.. JOHN.

He pulls out a small hip flask, unscrews the cap. On it is engraved “To Dodging Bullets. Love Jane.” He drains it.

® EXT. ATM/OUTSIDE CBGB'S CLUB ~ NIGHT

Two thousand bucks rolls out of an ATM. John pockets it and crosses the road, passing a black ‘69 Oldsmobile 442. Two young GUYS are leaning on the hood, smoking.

JOHN
Hey man. Nice car.
GUY
Shut the fuck up Yuppie.
47

INT. CBGB'S CLUB - NIGHT

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Hard music. Downtown NY crowd pulsing. John steps to a BOUNCER.

JOHN
I‘m looking for Nelly.
BOUNCER
What’s it concern?
JOHN
I‘m looking for some action.
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INT. CBGB'S ~ BACK ROOM — NIGHT

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A card game is in progress. The bouncer comes close to hustler NELLY’s ear.

NELLY
What’s he look like?
SHADY GUY
Bridge‘’n’Tunnel. Maybe Wall Street, His breath’s a fire hazard.
NELLY
How much?
BOUNCER 2
2 Gs. Showed it me right at the bar.

NELLY

Fuck it. Let's roll him.

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INT. CBGB'S — BACK ROOM ~— LATER

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Music pounds through the wall. All tense. John is now seated, playing.

(CONTINUED )

BEANIE
Up a hundred.

LEATHER JACKET

Call. BEANIE Call. GOLD TEETH Your hundred with two more. JOHN Call. GOLD TEETH

It‘s three hundred to call. JOHN It is? OK fold. No call. No fold. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Fold. SKULLFACE Stay awake Casper. You want another drink? John sinks a scotch in one. Shakes his head.

50

EXT. HUDSON HOTEL ~ NIGHT

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A yellow cab pulls up. A woman slides out holding a black leather doctor’s bag. And...

51

INT. HUDSON LOBBY ~- NIGHT

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She rides the escalator up. Lights hit: JANE. Sheer coat. Acres of legs. Out of the suburbs. And dressed to kill.

52

INT. HUDSON HOTEL - PENTHOUSE ~ NIGHT

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PING. Jane exits the elevator on the PENTHOUSE FLOOR. She glides down the corridor. At the last door, she knocks.

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INT. HUDSON HOTEL - PENTHOUSE SUITE - NIGHT

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A huge Yemeni answers. She steps inside. Four more Yemeni, holstered, play backgammon, watch TV. A fifth guy, in a sharp

suit, sits on the telephone. He hangs up.

UNDERBOSS
What’s in the bag?

She opens it. A WHIP, ROPES, pink furry HAND CUFFS. He briefly frisks her.

UNDERBOSS (CONT'D)
Don’t be long. We gotta plane to catch. Another YEMENI shows her to the BEDROOM. INT. HUDSON HOTEL - PENTHOUSE BEDROOM ~ NIGHT A large leather bed. Giant Windows onto a roof terrace, and an amazing view downtown. NASSER HAMED, A tubby fifty- something YEMENI appears from the bathroom in a robe. HAMED You must be Jane. The roses are for you.

ON A CHAIR, THREE DOZEN RED ROSES, LONG STEM.

JANE
Why thank you. That’s very sweet.
HAMED
You like champagne?
JANE
I love champagne.

They sit down on the end of the bed. He pours her a glass.

JANE (CONT'D)
So then. What would you like to do?

He whispers. She laughs and unzips her bag, removes her rope.

JANE (CONT'D)
You mean you want a “Bungee Jump”?

He sniggers.

HAMED
Yes, Yes. I want a “Bungee Jump”!

She stands up and drops her dress to the floor. Black satin underwear.

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INT. CBGB'S — BACK ROOM - NIGHT

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John throws his hand in.

JOHN
Shit. I had that. I had that.
GOLD TEETH
Homes, you got fourteen different tells. Motherfucker, You are William Tell.

One of them sings the Overture. They all laugh. High fives.

55

INT. CBGB’S ~ MAIN ROOM/BACK ROOM ~ LATER

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Music pounding. We follow a girl with a tray of drinks back to...the game.

GOLD TEETH
Bet’s four hundred, G. You gonna fold, call or raise?

John drunkenly winks at the waitress as she leaves. Pulling out his two thousand dollar roll, he counts it off the table.

JOHN
OK. Two eighty, ninety, three ten, thirty, fifty, wait. Where was I? Seventy, eighty. Four Hundred. That’s your four hundred and raise you...

John reaches into his jacket, pulls out... a GRENADE. He pulls the pin and rolls it on the table. They all look at it in silence.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Go Big or Go Home, y’know.

They all sit there looking at it.

ALL
Wh-

Just as they react, John CROSSDRAWS two silenced P-39s and PIRES fifteen shots. It’s over in four seconds flat,

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INT. CBGB'S - MAIN ROOM - NIGHT

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The back door opens onto PUMPING MUSIC. John walks back out through the club, smoking, wearing Nelly’s shades, BEANIE’s beanie, and LEATHER JACKET’s leather jacket. He tips the Waitress, walks straight past the bouncers and out.

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EXT. CBGB'S — NIGHT

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He takes out a keyring and “plips” the doors...to Oldsmobile!

JOHN
Excuse me gentlemen.

The two heavies get straight off the car.

GUY
Nice car.

He fires it up. Floors it.

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INT. SPEEDING OLDSMOBILE ~ NIGHT

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the ‘69

John drives. He lights a cigarette with “the grenade”.

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INT. HUDSON HOTEL - PENTHOUSE SUITE — NIGHT

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HAMED IS TRUSSED ON THE BED, ON HIS KNEES AND FACE,

JANE
You naughty naughty boy. You’ve been very very bad.
HAMED
I know. I’m a very bad boy. A very, very bad boy.

JANE

Mummy 1s going to punish you. HAMED

Oh Yes. JANE

Because mummy is very, very angry with you.

HAMED
Oh yes. Yes. Yes.
JANE
Yes she is. And the CIA is very, very angry with you too.
HAMED
Yes. Yes. Yes. What?

(CONTINUED )

She puts her knee in the small of his back, her hands under his chin and jerks up. CRACK! HAMED falls dead.

62A NEXT DOOR: The Underboss looks at his watch. He glances at 62A the door. 62B IN THE BEDROOM: Jane pulls the covers over the body, and 62B

before leaving, draws a single long stem rose from the bunch. SUDDENLY the door opens.

BODYGUARD
Everything OK?

JANE

Fine. Everythings fine. He’s pretty exhausted.. Dead to the world.

The BODYGUARD goes and lightly shakes him.

BODYGUARD
Mr Hamed? We gotta split.

There is no answer. Jane is trapped. She unzips her bag. Same bunch of toys. The BODYGUARD gingerly pulls back the covers.

BODYGUARD (CONT'D)
Mr Hamed?

He swears in Arabic, draws his gun and turns just in time to have it SWIPED from his hand by the bullwhip.

Jane dives, catches the gun and discharges a single shot from a prone position. The BODYGUARD drops like a sack.

62C OUT IN THE CORRIDOR: The three bodyguards hear the shot. 62C

62D IN THE ROOM: The two guys look up from their backgammon. Two 62D others, watching the Simpsons, react.

62E BACK WITH JANE: With calm precision she whips out the big 62E rubber dildo and JAMS IT under the connecting door. It wedges SHUT. She grabs her bag, and races out onto the roof~terrace.

62F NEXT DOOR: The seven BODYGUARDS, bristling weapons, try to 62F force the door.

UNDERBOSS
Stand back.

He pumps eight shots. The men BURST through the bullet-~ riddled door, and tear toward the open terrace door.

62H

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EXT. HUDSON HOTEL ~ TERRACE ~ NIGHT

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JANE, AT FULL TILT along the roof terrace decking. She reaches a DEAD END. TWENTY FOUR STORIES, STRAIGHT DOWN.

Jane dumps the bag. Empty.

She unravels its fabric. WOVEN KEVLAR CORD. She attaches one end to the handcuffs and...

AT THE OTHER END OF THE TERRACE: The guards spot her, 62H standing on the rail. Seven beads are drawn and thirty bullets fly. Amd Jane...

JUMPS. VRRRRR, THE BAG UNRAVELS slowing her descent:

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EXT. HUDSON HOTEL - ENTRANCE ~ NIGHT

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DOORMEN are hailing cabs when, in the background, Jane drops to street-level. She lets go of the cord and it bungee snaps

back up out of shot as she steps onto the sidewalk, striding straight up to the waiting cab, tipping the doorman.

JANE
Thanks sweetie.
DOORMAN
Thank you Ma‘am.

We rise up as the cab pulls away into the ant hill of Manhattan.

DOCTOR WEXLER (V.0.)
But if you had to put your finger on it, what would you say it was that first attracted you to her? INT. DOCTOR WEXLER'S OFFICE - DAY John in a ONE TO ONE, lost in pained reverie. JOHN She was so exciting... It was like we had this deep... Like we had... It dawns on him.
JOHN (CONT'D)
T have no idea.
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EXT. CARLSON'S HOUSE ~ NIGHT

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John and Jane, back into their suburban selves. Hair, clothes, posture. They meet on their neighbors’ doorstep. Huge wreath on the door. Merriment ECHOES beyond.

JOHN
Everything okay uptown?
JANE
Fine, good. You?
JOHN
Good, fine.

John rings the bell, which chimes “DECK THE HALLS." The door swings open, revealing: SUZY and MARTIN CARLSON. They radiate with the glow of new money, bad taste, and good whiskey.

SUZY AND MARTIN
Welcome neighbors!
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INT. CARLSON'S HOUSE ~ NIGHT

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The Carlsons lead John and Jane through a sea of SUBURBAN COUPLES. MEN greet John with handshakes and backslaps. WOMEN greet Jane with air-kisses and waves. John and Jane smile. The perfect couple.

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INT. CARLSON'S HOUSE -— LATER

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JOHN. Surrounded by INVESTMENT BANKERS. All smoking cigars.

INVESTMENT BANKER #1 I heard their stock’s getting butchered.

INVESTMENT BANKER #2 It’s a bloodbath. How’d you make out this quarter John? Ya take a beating?

JOHN
Actually I got all my dough buried under the shed over there.

They all laugh. We DRIFT THROUGH the party: IPOs, OBGYNs, sitters, Volvo, Vicadin. We SWIRL past a Christmas tree, to find Jane with

THREE MOTHERS, all holding BABIES. A mom fawns over a blue- eyed baby girl..the baby SPITS UP on her perfect pant-suit.

(CONTINUED }

"MOM Hold her a sec while I clean off? For the first time, Jane looks positively SCARED.

JANE
No, I...1I...I-~

But it’s too late. Mom pushes the Baby into Jane’s arms. Jane holds the Baby awkwardly. Jane looks down into the Baby’s big blue eyes. So innocent, so pure.

Jane and the Baby just STARE at each other. Curious.

MOM #2

Babies see everything, you know. MOM #3

It's as if they can see into your

soul.

The Mothers nod. Almost conspiratorial. Jane looks NERVOUS. The Baby sizes her up. Eyes locked, focused, pensive. Eerie. Jane smiles weakly, trying to win the Baby over. A beat.

And the Baby.........smiles. Even giggles.

MOM #4 She likes you.

Jane smiles ‘back. A real, relieved smile. Through a haze of cigar smoke, she sees...John. They lock eyes. No real passion. A long way from their first glance. They both look a little disgusted with each other. Suburban suckers.

65

INT. SMITH HOUSE - BATHROOM - NIGHT

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John and Jane. John GARGLES. Loudly. Jane eyes his THROAT. John spits. Rubs his eye, which makes a little SQUBAK. He looks at Jane, who gives a tight smile. Lights go out.

66

INT. SMITH HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT

source 67

AR beat. Dead of night. In unison their cell phones ring.

JANE JOHN
Jane Smith. John smith.
67

EXT/INT. TOP OF NY SKYSCRAPER UNDER CONSTRUCTION - NIGHT

source 68

Simple and windy. A Man, a desk, a phone. We see CLOSE-UPS of an eye, a hand, a mouth.

(CONTINUED )

MAN
This is Father.
68

INT. BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

source 69
JANE (INTO PHONE)
It’s three in the morning. Everything okay, dad?

We do not see John's caller.

JOHN (INTO PHONE)
This is the second time this week.
JANE JOHN
Yeah. Okay. Of course. Right. I understand. No problem,

Both hang up.

JOHN (CONT'D)
What's up?
JANE
Dad’s not well. Mom’s freaked, thinks he's got pneumonia. Probably just a tickly cough.
JOHN
Well maybe you should take a day off, go see if the old mans okay. Your mom would love it if you spent the night.
JANE
You’re so sweet.
JOHN
I‘m just thinking of your dad.
JANE
What was yours?
JOHN
Taipan Office. Got an e-mail about the stress statistics for that dam. I’m gonna be working flat out next couple of days anyway.
JANE
That damn dam.

(CONTINUED }

CONTINUED;

JOHN
Yup. That damn dam.

LIGHTS OFF. They lie there, eyes open. Eyes closed. Jane pulls softly on the sheets. A beat. John pulls back. A beat. Jane pulls back. And we FADE OUT...

69

EXT. WINTER GARDEN OF EDEN - DAWN

source 70

LOW MORNING LIGHT. Birds sing. Clouds waft. The world is good. John whistles a quiet tune, swinging a SNOOPY lunch box and rolling a travelling suitcase.

70

INT. TOOLSHED - DAWN

source 71

John locks the door. Stops whistling. He shifts his tool bench. Peels back the turf floor, revealing-

A SAFETY BOX IN THE FLOOR. He works a combo lock. Opens the box. Unlatches A TRAP DOOR HANDLE. He spins the handle. And THE FLOOR OPENS. He walks down stairs, past more locks into--

71

INT. SUPPLY ROOM ~— DAWN

source 72

Lights flip on. Revealing...shelves packed high with cash... and AN ARSENAL OF WEAPONS. GUNS, ROCKET LAUNCHERS and EXPLOSIVES hang on walls like tools.

He chooses gear like he’s shopping at the Minimart.

72

INT. SMITH GARAGE ~— DAY

source 73

The garage door glides open. John drives off in his sedan. Just another day in the American suburbs. As the garage door clicks shut-

73

INT. SMITH HOUSE — BEDROOM - DAY

source 74

Jane's eyes POP OPEN. She swivels out of bed. Moving fast.

74

INT. KITCHEN ~ DAY

source 75

Jane shuts the blinds. Switches her oven to CLEAN. She pulls it open. Hits digits on the touchpad. The oven BEEEEEEEPS. An alarm. Red light. A ten second warning.

Jane taps a series of numbers. The beeps stop. And the base

of her oven... SLIDES OPEN... revealing... Jane's arsenal: Sleek digital devices. Alloy, plasma. She loads up her purse.

29,

75

EXT. GARAGE ~ DAY

source 76

Jane drives off in her wagon. A bumper sticker on the car reads: NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH, KEEPING OUR STREETS SAFE.

76

EXT. NY MEAT PACKING DISTRICT - DAY

source 77

John arrives outside an anonymous building. He enters the ground floor: A SMALL CONSTRUCTION OFFICE. SMITH DEMOLITION.

77

INT. JOHN‘’S OFFICE - DAY

source 78

John walks through a totally normal office, piles of old junk mail, yellowing newspapers. He keys the next door. Enters~-

78

INT. JOHN’S PERSONAL OFFICE - DAY

source 79

A shell. Old desk, two chairs, a phone. A black-and-white surveillance screen. And a FAX MACHINE. John grabs the waiting fax.

79

EXT/INT. GLASS HIGH RISE - DAY

source 80

Revolving doors reveal...a woman in tight black suit. Short skirt, high heels. She steps into the light. JANE SMITH.

80

INT. GLASS HIGH RISE -— ATRIUM - DAY

source 81

She glides across the ATRIUM. Enters an ELEVATOR. Doors close. And open...46 FLOORS UP. A flash reception area.

81

INT. GLASS HIGH RISE - CORRIDOR - DAY

source 82

Jane walks down a dead end corridor with a Gaudia~Breska sculpture of a kingfisher at the end. She stops. Presses its eye. A black square appears in the wall. She leans into a retinal scan and the wall opens.

82

INT. SECURITY AIR LOCK - DAY

source 83

SURVEILLANCE TECH shifts. Jane’s body goes ULTRA VIOLET. All bones and curves. Scanning. The far door opens.

83

INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER INC - PROJECT ROOM - DAY

source 84

Jane enters a VAST METAL ROOM. Filled with the world’s most advanced technology. Flooding data. Live feeds. Warp speed.

The stations are run by TEN YOUNG WOMEN, All wearing the same cool black. Same cold stare.

JANE
Good Morning girls. How’s our day look?

CMIT

WE CUT HARD TO: LARA CROFT running through a snowscape with UZIs in each hand, shooting the hell out of everything.

Suddenly she falls through a hole, and plummets four~hundred feet, hitting the deck with a sickening CRACK on the CUT TO--

84

INT. UPSTATE SKI CONDO - DAY

source 85

HECTOR DANZ, our weasly, middle~aged TARGET, sits playing Tombraider. He jerks his joystick.

HECTOR
Get up you lazy bitch.

Sitting opposite him on another couch, bored, is SPECIAL AGENT RODWAY. Rodway’s clearly been watching Hector be Lara all morning. The novelty’s worn off.

In the room are four other AGENTS. The windows are blacked out with photographic-paper. All the men are ARMED.

An AGENT enters and puts a Double Whopper in front of Hector.

FBI AGENT #1 Feeding time.

Hector doesn’t look up.

HECTOR
Ain’t you gonna taste it? It could be poisoned.

Rodway just stares back at him.

HECTOR (CONT'D)
It could be laced with mercury, or rat poison. Jesus. I thought you guys got paid to watch my ass.

Rodway reaches forward, picks up the burger and in one bite, demolishes three quarters of it. He chews, crams in the rest, and chews for a bit. He swallows. Gulp.

RODWAY
Safe.

Hector doesn’t give him the pleasure of a reaction. We sense this has been going on for weeks. Hector’s face MATCHCUTS-—-

85

INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER INC ~ PROJECT ROOM

source 86

HECTOR’S FACE ON SCREEN. Jane briefs her team.

JANE
Target is being moved from a Toronto facility to New York. Only vulnerability is here. Minor road south of the border. I want GPS and SAT elly of the canyon, and a weather report for the last three weeks... Let's go to work, ladies.
86

EXT. MOUNTAINTOP, UPSTATE ~- NIGHT

source 87

A BREATHTAKING snowy ravine plunges down to the mouth of a huge frozen lake. Through the ravine runs a viaduct which vanishes into a mountain tunnel beneath us.

PUSH IN ON a FROZEN WATERFALL over the ravine. On it, hanging a hundred feet above the ground from two ice axes, is a lithe figure, dressed like a white ninja.

The FIGURE skillfully works its way to the top, negotiates an overhang and rolls onto an outcrop of granite shard.

Jane removes the ski-mask. Unsheathes a Ti Powerbook from her knapsack, and fires it up. Taps her throat mike.

JANE
Snow~White in Position. Gimme a sit- rep. ,
87

EXT. HELICOPTER - NIGHT

source 88

Jane’s team speed towards the zone. Below, A CONVOY of unmarked cars approaches a border check. In the middle of the convoy is a heavily ARMORED VEHICLE. JASMINE

Situation is green. Repeat

situation is green. We SPIRAL down into--

88

INT. ARMORED VEHICLE ~ NIGHT

source 89

HECTOR, opposite RODWAY. The men glare at each other, both weary from too many days together.

89B

89

EXT. NORTH SIDE OF RAVINE - NIGHT

source 90

Jane taps keys on her laptop.

ON SCREEN ~ a wireframe of the valley with three small green dots on the ridge. She clicks on them: THERMOBARIC CHARGES ARMED. The dots turn red.

WHOOSH! Ten feet above Jane, a huge BALD EAGLE breaks cover. Jane jumps, drawing a GLOCK. She watches the eagle soar out over the ravine. She breathes a sigh.

We GLIDE with the bird....two-hundred-yards to...

90

EXT. SOUTH SIDE OF THE RAVINE - DAY

source 91

..- where, thirty feet below, a BLACK CLAD figure removes his balaclava and looks up. It’s John.

He pries the lid of his “Joe Cool” Snoopy lunchpack. He takes out a piece of Key Lime Pie. It’s very good.

BINOCULAR POV. About half a mile away, the convoy approaches.

JOHN
Shit. This guy’s royalty.

NORTH :

Jane turns to see the eagle land across the ravine. Something catches her eye. She raises her imaging equipment.

ZOOM IN ON...A FIGURE, huddled behind a rock, in a halaclava, munching pie in the eerie green glow of her night vision.

JANE
Seven Dwarves, come in.
JASMINE
This is Bashful, over.
JANE
Are you getting this?
IN THE HELICOPTER
Jasmine watches a fuzzy green image of John eating pie. JASMINE

Affirmative. Could be a birdwatcher.

(CONTINUED )

89B

89D

89E

JANE
He’s watching the road.

SOUTH: John surveys the approaching motorcade. He chats to himself.

JOHN
So we got us a hefty convoy of FBI vehicles, Po-lice outriders, probably a SWAT team in the van. Main attraction is a heavily armored Excursion center stage. Tough can to open. Any ideas John?

Still chewing, John heaves a JAVELIN CLU 76mm ROCKET LAUNCHER onto his shoulder. ;

JOHN (CONT'D)
Well Bob, I thought I’d try my luck with the Javelin.

He activates the laser sight.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Incorporating passive target acquisition with an integrated thermal imaging sight. It's got all the features you’d expect froma larger fire~and-forget weapon system wrapped up in a easily portable 6.4 kg package.

NORTH: Jane sees a guy heft an enormous rocket launcher.

JANE
He’s not a birdwatcher.

Jane watches, dumbstruck. JANE (CONT'D) There’s another player on the floor.

JULIE
Convoy T minus thirty seconds.
JANE
What the fuck is this?
JASMINE
OK. Abort.

( CONTINUED }

89D

89E

89H

89T

B97

89K

CONTINUED: (2)

JANE
Bullshit. He's on my spot.
JULIE
Convoy T-Minus twenty seconds.
JANE
I can take him out before he fires.
JASMINE
Abort mission!
JANE
I have a shot.
JASMINE
RTB Snow White. Repeat -
JANE
Negative. We came to do a job. He's on my square. I’m taking him out.
JULIE
Fifteen seconds.

ROAD: The convoy rolls on, oblivious.

NORTH: Jane swings a silenced SA-80 ASSAULT RIFLE from a sling on her back into a firing position.

JULIE
Ten seconds.

SOUTH: John LOCKS ONTO the TARGET CAR through the Javelin’s sight.

JOHN
Okey Dokey. Let’s see if I can’t get a tune out of this trombone.

NORTH: JANE’S POV through the sight of the SA-80. John’s right temple in the cross hairs. She squeezes the trigger.

SOUTH: John shifts position just slightly, dipping his head as a high velocity 7.62mm SLUG RIPS into the branch behind his head covering him in snow.

JOHN (CONT'D)
What the Hey?

(CONTINUED )

89H

89T

89K

89L

89M

89N

89P

NORTH:

JANE
Shit.

SOUTH: John looks across the ravine. He sees a figure in the eerie glow of a laptop. He drops to the ground. Machine-like, he locks and loads a Swedish SKS assault rifle, kneels and

returns fire. THREE SHOTS.

SOUTH: Jane dives behind a rock, but her laptop slides away down the ice. She watches it spin around and down the slope.

JULIE

We've lost her. I’m blind. JASMINE

Come in Snow WHITE? JULIE

Nothing. I’m deaf and blind. Five

seconds.

NORTH: The convoy is right where John wants it. He tries to get on with the job but another shot zings off the rock.

JOHN
Guy can’t do his damn jeb round here.

He raises it again, just in time to see the Motorcade

disappear into the mountain tunnel.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Great. Now look what you made me do.

NORTH: JANE’s POV. Target, in the crosshairs. She squeezes. A bullet hits him SMACK IN THE HEAD. He goes straight down.

JANE
Player down. Knockout. Waiting to confirm. Do you read me. Stand by.

She realizes her comms are down and glances as the last car

vanishes into the tunnel.

JANE (CONT'D)
Shit. {to herself) Fiasco.

89L

89M

89N

89P

89R

89S

89T

89U

CONTINUED: (2)

She stows her rifle.

SOUTH: John is dazed. The bullet clipped his right ear. — 890 There’s a hole in the balaclava. He touches his hand to it. It’s bleeding. He slaps some snow on it.

JOHN
(calmly)
OK that's it. Say hello to my little friend.

John appears from his hidey hole, the Javelin on his shoulder. He fires it up.

PLUNK. The Javelin coughs out a massive heat-seeking warhead. thirty feet out, it ROARS to life, spewing out a sheet of flame, SCREAMING across the ravine at mach 3.

NORTH: JANE is transfixed. With no option, she drops off the 89R ledge into the freezing darkness.

The next millisecond the rocket slams into the snow-face. The snow explodes with WITHERING FORCE, throwing up a hundred foot ball of flame and causing an avalanche.

SOUTH: John looks down in awe at the object in his hand. 89S

JOHN (CONT'D)
You should SO not be allowed to buy these..!

NORTH: Jane falls through the avalanche, cars skid below as 89T snow crashes onto the highway. JANE hits the soft powder

hard, sixty feet below, loses her rifle and tumbles down the slope.

SOUTH: John waits for the smoke to clear, pleased with his 89U handywork, when he hears an ominous low rumbling behind him. Jane has DETONATED her charges. Blinking red.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

John switches his headtorch on. The cliffs seems to be moving. A ripped tree trunk falls through the frame. ROCKFALL! John turns to see the mountainside rushing down to greet him.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Bh Horseshit.

He runs. CLIFFS explode. ROCKS tumble down at John. He slips, leaving the shot with comic speed.

CONTINUED: (3)

A CLOUD OF DUST swallows the screen. Then... BLACKNESS.

A beat. And John emerges coughing, BY THE ROADSIDE. Through the haze, we can see a THIRTY-CAR PILE-UP ON THE BRIDGE. It looks like a CAR GRAVEYARD.

Moving across the highway, John reaches the median, where he sees Jane: a small figure emerging from the avalanche snow- pile down the road. She heads into a tunnel. John pursues.

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INT. TUNNEL - NIGHT

source 92

Lit with the crackle and flash of downed electricity cables. John enters a service corridor off the main tunnel.

John looks around. No sign of the figure. Then suddenly... a SHADOW drops down BEHIND him from above. JANE’s eyes blaze through the darkness as she attacks like a tiger.

A graceful spin and John’s down from a reverse spinning roundhouse. He goes for a gun but she hooks his hand between her ankles in mid-air, FLIPPING him, sending the gun flying.

John tastes blood, raises his fists. They circle each other. Feints, sudden moves. Black belt vs. Golden Gloves. Testing for weaknesses. Ju jitsu kicks at ankles, knees. John throws punch after punch, getting closer. She dodges but can’t stop his onslaught. She drops, cracks both his shins with a half- brick. He gasps in pain and falls to his knees.

Moving behind him she executes a neck hold, drags him towards a ragged steel pole sticking out of a discarded road sign.

John is choking. Jane pushes him towards the sharp metal point, inches from his eye. John spots his gun five feet away. Reaches behind and grabs the crotch of Jane’s pants. Squeezes. No effect. What?

He twists his shoulders and relaxes his arms. They both fall towards the spike but John angles himself, missing it and SLASHING THE BACK OF JANE’S SHOULDER. She gasps in pain.

Suddenly free, John crawls towards his gun. He spins and aims. Nothing. He looks around the silent darkness. Turns on his head lamp: something disappears back into the tunnel.

He is met by the blinding light of a NIGHT SUN and the wind and noise cf A CHOPPER. He just catches a glimpse of his adversary on a ROPE LADDER swinging under the huey before the CHOPPER opens fire with a minigun, forcing him back into the tunnel.

THE CHOPPER WHEELS AND FLIES OFF UP THE RAVINE

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EXT. THE RAVINE — DAY

source 93

The Bald eagle soars in a blue sky.

Light snow. People clear the road with digging equipment. Eighty feet above. John stands combing the ground with a

metal detector. Suddenly we hear: BEEP. He stops dead. Steps backwards: BEEP.

John falls to his knees and starts digging with his hands. Soon he uncovers a corner of the laptop Jane dropped.

JOHN
Oho, what do we have here?

He opens the laptop.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Come to Daddy.

John taps a single key and a smiley face pops up: PLEASE ENTER PIN CODE ****, His frown deepens when ten cartoon fingers start counting down. The smiley face changes to a frowny face and on zero puts its fingers in its ears.

The laptop explodes in a fireball which knocks John on his back, John looks up nervously at the snow above.

93

EXT. CANAL STREET - DAY

source 94

Follow John into an electronics bazaar.

94

INT. BACKROOM OF DIGITAL CHOP SHOP, CANAL STREET ~ DAY

source 95

Bits of computers, everywhere, An Indian girl, JAJI (18), gives the charred laptop the once over.

JAJI
You put a camp-fire out with it?
JOHN
I pressed one key it exploded.

She looks at him incredulously. JAJTI Well it’s burnt to a crisp but it’s

clean. No serials. Whoever built it really wanted it to be untraceable.

JOHN
Shit.
JAIL
I said they wanted it to be. I didn’t say it was.

She cracks the back off. Pokes around in the guts.

JATJI (CONT'D)
Here ya go. Extra RAM module. Been upgraded.
JOHN
Translation?

She bips the barcode on her reader. Info floods her screen,

JAITI

Chip’s Chinese, imported by Dynamix, New Jersey, retailed by Microworld, part number 090122.

{tapping away) We pull up the Microworld invoice from Talisman anti-theft network. Purchased 09/09/02, $85. AMEX number blah blah blah. Now all's you need’s the billing address.

JOHN
Can you get that?
JAJI
Couldn’t possibly. It’s illegal.

John forks over a Benjamin. She taps up another screen.

JAJI (CONT'D)
Card’s registered to Oswald Consultants, PO Box 5325, Shipping Office, Grand Central, NY, NY.
JOHN
That’s it? A post office box?
JAII
What did you expect? The zipcode of their secret underwater lair?
JOHN
Give me back my money.
95

INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER OFFICES -—- PROJECT ROOM - DAY

source 96

Jane ENTERS. Pissed.

JANE
I want to know who that bitch is and what he was doing on my patch.

Julie hands her an open cell phone. JULIE

(mouthing) Father.

Jane takes the phone. Grim. JANE (into the phone)

There was another shooter on the scene.

96

INT. OFFICE -— DAY

source 97

Close shots. Only an eye, hand, mouth.

FATHER
What is it we never ever do?
97

INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER OFFICES — DAY

source 98
FATHER (ON PHONE)
We do not leave witnesses. Clean the scene Jane, clean the scene.
JANE
I’m already on it.

Jane closes the phone. Jasmine enters.

JASMINE
We have a drop at the box downtown.
98

INT. GRAND CENTRAL STATION POST OFFICE WINDOW - DAY

source 99

A shipping station for over sized packages sent by train. Imagine a roll up metal window, a single fellow behind the

counter and an endless room of boxes and crates behind him.

John stands yawning near the window when a girl in A BLACK SUIT AND SHADES walks casually and asks for BOX 5325.

99

INT. GRAND CENTRAL STATION ~ DAY

source 100

A TIDAL WAVE OF BODIES. Associate #1 hands the note to ASSOCIATE #2, who heads away. What follows is like an expertly choreographed DANCE. Intricate, dizzying.

John fights through chaos to track the note, which moves from HAND TO HAND, woman to woman. #2, #3, #1, #3, #1...

It seems everywhere John turns...there are beautiful women. On the move. Smooth. Elegant in their precision.

John follows the note to the WOMEN'S BATHROOM. He hangs back.

100

INT. GRAND CENTRAL STATION ~ WOMEN'S BATHROOM - DAY

source 101

A beat. And two stall doors open. TWO TWINS emerge. Meet Associates #4 and #5. They are IDENTICAL.

101

INT. GRAND CENTRAL STATION ~ DAY

source 102

John waits. Associate #4 emerges. John takes a step. And STOPS. Because Associate #4 emerges AGAIN. No. It's #5.

John smiles, impressed. The twins split in opposite directions. John's head moves on a swivel. Which one?

He trails Associate #5. He beats her to a spot where he... LIGHTLY BUMPS HER. He glances down at her HANDS, which DO NOT MOVE. He looks out at Associate #4. His eyes ZOOMING to...

Her HANDS. FLEXED AROUND HER PURSE. And John KNOWS she has the note. He smiles. Moving fast to trail her.

102

EXT/INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER BUILDING - DAY

source 103

Associate #4 enters. The exec elevator. John hangs back. He sees the exec elevator stop at 46. He turns to the building REGISTER on the wall. Runs his finger to floor 46:

EMPLOYNET COMPUTER TEMP AGENCY. His mouth drops. HE KNOWS THE NAME.

103

INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER INC. ~ PROJECT ROOM — DAY

source 104

Jane plays a videotape of the hit in glow motion. She zooms in and out on the face. She notices an object next to him.

JANE
What‘’s that?
JULIE
Looks like an ammo container. Julie zooms in on the object. Sloooowly. CLEANS the PIXELS...
JULIE (CONT'D)
It‘’s...a Snoopy lunchbox.

Jane reacts, thinking. She goes back to the image of the face and cleans the pixels. The image CLEARS. It’s still very blurry but Jane sees: a

familiar mouth under the binoculars.

Jane's brow furrows. Can it be? She gets close to the screen. A hard beat.

JASMINE (0.S.)
Jane. It’s your husband.

Jane turns quickly. Jasmine has a PHONE in hand.

JASMINE (CONT'D)
He wants to know about dinner.

Jane looks at the screen. Thinking, thinking. CAN IT BE...? JANE

Tell him...tell him I'm on my way home... Dinner will be waiting...

104

EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY

source 105

John hears the message. He slowly hangs up. Spinning inside.

105

INT. EMPLOYNET INC ~ FRONT OFFICE — DAY

source 106

Jane slips into a coat. A little shaken. Jasmine gets close. JASMINE Jane, you sure you want to go home in the middle of all- JANE I need to... Jasmine, I... {can’t explain, not yet)

I’ve got to go. I'll be back,

She heads out. Jasmine looks confused. Concerned.

106

INT. SUBURBAN TRAIN STATION -— NIGHT

source 107

Whistle blows. Doors open. John moves fast, beating the other COMMUTERS to the stairs. A COMMUTER chuckles.

COMMUTER #1 I want that guy's wife.

107

EXT. PARKING LOT - DUSK

source 108

John fires up the engine. Does his ritual. Fast fast fast. He checks pockets, mirror. He sees a dab of blood on his collar (and we realize this was the "lipstick" earlier). He slips on his wedding ring with a hint of FEAR. He stabs the gas. SCREECH! Peels out.

108

EXT. SMITH HOUSE - GARAGE - NIGHT

source 109

John pulls into the driveway. He looks at the kitchen window. But no sign of Jane. His eyes Narrow, suspicious.

He parks in the GARAGE. Suddenly...the garage side-door POPS OPEN. Jane stands there, with a tray full of food in hand.

JANE
Perfect timing.
JOHN
Perfect. As always.

Perfection is suspicious. Jane opens John’s door, smiling.

JANE
Welcome home, honey.

John climbs out. Jane leans in for their kiss. SLOW MOTION. Eyes WIDE OPEN. On edge. Jane motions toward the house.

JOHN
After you.

She turns. John's eyes slide up and down her curves, scanning for clues. Noting his wife's body. His eyebrows raise, really looking at his wife, for the first time in years.

109

INT. SMITH HOUSE - NIGHT

source 110

Jane leads into the front hall. Shifting sideways, checking mirrors. Never fully turning her back. John unzips his coat.

JANE
Here, let me help.

44,

John tightens. But Jane slips off his coat. As she hangs it, her HANDS smoothly FRISK the coat.

110

INT. SMITH HOUSE — DINING ROOM ~ NIGHT

source 111

The room is decked out. Candlelight. Romantic.

JOHN
You did all this for me?
JANE
I missed you.
JOHN
I missed you too honey.

Jane holds the chair out for John. He sits. She takes the napkin, gives it the tiniest of whipcracks and lays it on his lap. John looks at her.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Why thank you.
JANE
Den‘'t mention it.

She walks around his back. He tenses. She skips out through

the kitchen door. John is left uncomfortably alone for a few seconds before she reappears suddenly with a steaming roast. She stands beaming. Behind her through the swinging kitchen

door John sees a bottle of Drainoe on the counter.

JOHN
Mmm. Pot roast. My favorite.

The carving knife lifts into view as Jane sharpens it. John watches her every move. The KNIFE glints in her hand.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Sit down honey, I’1l carve.

John disarms her. She sits. Steel cuts flesh. John serves.

JOHN (CONT'D)
So how was work?

Silence. Jane returns. JANE Oh same ol’ same ol’. Actually,

there was a little problem, with a commission.

JOHN
A problem?

Jane rushes the net. JANE A double-booking. With another consultant.

John pauses, forkful in hand, sees Jane watching, swallows.

JOHN
So the problem’s...solved?
JANE
Not yet. But don't worry. It’s Nothing we can’t handle.

Jane sees a BANDAGE ON JOHN'S RAR. HIS KNUCKLES: faint ABRASIONS. A MEMORY FLASH: John throws PUNCHES in the TUNNEL.

BACK TO THE TABLE. John motions to the pot roast. JOHN Mmm. This is great. You do something new?

JANE
You always ask if-
JOHN
I always forget how good it is.

An intensity to his words. New meaning now. JANE You sure you don't want any salt with that?

John shakes his head. Eyes narrow, swallowing. Jane reaches out toward her glass. A clean, straight line. A MEMORY FLASH: A MATCHING MOVE FROM THE FIGHT IN THE TUNNEL. A perfect line.

RETURN TO DINNER. John swallows hard. Thinking.

JANE (CONT'D)
So tell me, how was your day?

JOHN

Had a problem with some figures. Something didn’t add up.

(CONTINUED )

CONTINUED: (2)

JANE
But you fixed them?
JOHN
Still working on it.
JANE
Important deal?
JOHN
Life or death. But we'll get there. It's just a matter of time.

They lock eyes. JOHN (CONT'D) I almost forgot. I bought you a present.

Jane distrusts. Covers.

JANE
For me? John! What have you done with my husband?

She opens the package, maybe expecting a trick. But what she finds is: a beautiful sleek black dress.

JANE (CONT'D)
It's beautiful.
JOHN
Why don’t you try it on?
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INT. BEDROOM ~ NIGHT

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Jane slips her clothes off and slips the dress on. She looks in the mirror: it's beautiful. She turns: IT'S BACKLESS -~ across her shoulder is the SCAR from last night. She spins around. John is in the doorway.

JOHN
So what do you think?
JANE
John you shouldn't have.

He smiles.

JOHN
Honey, you deserve it.

10BA

He approaches her and steps close, their lips almost brush, millimeters apart. Jane spins around John, distracting him for a second so he completely misses his chance to look at her shoulder. She smiles.

JANE
So how do I look?

She stays close, pushing her body against his. Locking eyes.

JOHN
Like a whole new woman.

John holds her close. Behind her back, he looks at the reflection in his wine glass. The light catches it. And...

John drops the glass. We zoom in to the glass as it falls. AN AVALANCHE OF MEMORIES. LIGHTNING-SPEED, STYLIZED FLASHES span three seconds:

FLASHBACK: THE HOTEL IN BOGOTA —- DAY

John and Jane in the hall. Their first meeting. Approaching each other. John tucks in his shirt.

And we SWIVEL FAST AROUND HIM...to see him tuck a tiny revolver into his belt.

Jane smooths her skirt. We SWIVEL FAST AROUND HER...to see her slip a thin blade into her stocking. And we’re back at--

THE STREET MARKET IN BOGOTA. REVERSE MOTION. The bullet PULLS 108A OUT of Sancho Varron. Flying backward high-speed into...

The barrel of a gun. A quick flash of an EYE IN THE SCOPESIGHT. JANE’S EYE.

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INT. BEDROOM -— NIGHT

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John looks into the same eye. Silence. His glass finally HITS the ground. SHATTERING. Staining the rug BLOOD RED. John and Jane push back.

JANE
I’‘ll get a towel-
JOHN
No. I'll get it.
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INT. DEN — NIGHT

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He shuts the door behind him. Panting. Mind racing. A door SLAMS shut 0.S. John flinches. Ear to the door. Nothing. He rips open his desk. Hidden compartment. Pulls out a silencer, clip, pistol. THWACK. Gun assembled. On his hip.

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INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT

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Candles flicker. An empty room. John on high alert.

JOHN (SWEETLY)
Honey...?

He moves from room to room. Blood beating. He hears: THE GARAGE DOOR OPENING.

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EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - NIGHT

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A LIGHT SNOW FALLS. SCREEECH! Jane's wagon broadsides round the bend leaving a wake of snow. SCREEECH! John's sedan slingshots around the corner, onto the interstate highway-~

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EXT. INTERSTATE HIGHWAY - NIGHT

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The chase is on. John and Jane weave through traffic. Jane's wagon shudders at the speed.

JOHN
That’s my wife. My goddamn wife.

John gains ground. 90,95 MPH. Trying to gather himself.

JANE (TO HERSELF)
You lied to me.

She drops a gear and floors it. The engine roars.

John PUNCHES the gas harder. Weaving. He catches up to her. They SWERVE toward each other.

JOHN
Don’t dent the Honda. Don’t dent the fuckin’ Honda. Fighting for a lane. Their CARS bump and grind. SPARKS FLY. JOHN (CONT'D)

Great. Trash every car we own why don’t cha?

John swerves around a van and draws level. Jane sees the Silenced gun in his hand on the wheel.

JANE
Shit. He’s armed.

She reaches under her seat and pulls out a Sig and high capacity clip. She locks and loads. John looks across.

JOHN
Shit. She’s packin’.

He PUNCHES the brake, swerves in behind her. She stamps on the brakes.

John, tail-gating, sees the “KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!” sticker fly toward him. On impact, he accidently squeezes off a round. A

9mill slug ZINGS through his windscreen, through ten feet of

freezing country air, and through the Honda’s rear window.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Now look what you made me do.

Jane flinches as a round passes her ear, out the windshield.

JANE
You bastard!

She swivels in her seat and empties Ten Massive .45 calibre rounds behind her which SING into John's car. John eats passenger seat, showered with broken glass.

JOHN
That's it. Over-react.

John accelerates and moves into her lane. His car is bigger, stronger. She BOUNCES away.

JANE
Get out of my lane goddamn it.

Jane opens fire again. John ducks down again.

JOHN
That’s it. That’s the tin lid.

He reaches over and pulls a plastic GAS CAN from the footwell. He tears off his shirt-arm, stuffing it in and screwing the lid back on.

JOHN {CONT’D) See how you like it.

CONTINUED: (2)

John puts pedal to metal. 115, 120. Edging ahead, he lights the fuse on his makeshift gas~bomb and hurls it out the window. It hits the center of Jane’s windshield EXPLODING on impact, wreathing her hood in flames.

Jane can’t see for fire. She stays cool, hunching down in her seat, swapping her hand for her foot on the gas. She braces both feet against the windshield and KICKS, it neatly pops out.

John sees the flaming glass cartwheel toward him. He BRAKES HARD, as it catches his side door. Jane smiles.

Frustrated, John FLOORS IT. Side by side, they lock eyes at 125MPH. A flicker of...electricity...attraction? John shouts.

JOHN (CONT'D)
We need to talk!

Jane SLAMS HER BRAKES, as John SWERVES TOWARD HER. So... John SWERVES PAST THE FRONT OF HER CAR at 130MPH. He looks ahead to see: AN OFF-RAMP INCOMING. He fishtails. SMASH! He SLAMS INTO THE RAMP WALL. CRASHING through the concrete.

He swallows hard, shutting his eyes. As his car goes AIRBORNE! FLYING OFF THE RAMP. SOARING THROUGH THE NIGHT. NOSE-DIVING into the Hudson. IMPACT. SPLASH!

The car sinks fast. LIGHT hits the water. Jane stands on the bank: police maglight on her left shoulder, pistol in her right hand sweeping the river. No sign of John. A beat.

Still no John. No bubbles... She hears SIRENS. COPS incoming. With a last glance at the river, Jane drives into the night.

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EXT. RIVER - NIGHT

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Water swirls. Beyond the waves...on the cther side of a rusty old buoy... John bobs. Alive. His eyes flash. Not so much angry as... IMPRESSED. Impassioned. Ready for war.

We hear a DING DONG on the CUT TO-~

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INT. EDDIE'S HOUSE ~ NIGHT

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Eddie slowly opens his front door to see: John, beaten, bloody, rancid from the river.

EDDIE
What the hell happened to you?
JOHN
My wife. John heads inside. Leaving Eddie, mouth open. INT. EMPLOYNET ~ NIGHT Jasmine stands open-mouthed in front of Jane.
JASMINE
OK. Say that again.
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INT. EDDIE'S HOUSE ~ BREAKFAST ROOM ~ NIGHT

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John sits opposite Eddie at the little breakfast table. looks like he’s digesting an albatross.

EDDIE
..-but that’s just so implausible.

John sips a beer. EDDIE (CONT'D)

No I mean really. What are the chances of that happening?

JOHN
Well it’s happened. EDDIE So she was doing this from the start? JOHN I cannot believe that woman. EDDIE How many people you do think she’s killed? JOHN

What do you mean?

EDDIE
Well do you think she's killed more than you? I mean she could have. She could have killed way more.
JOHN
Goddamn it Eddie.

Sl.

Eddie

EDDIE
Well one of you has, and it could be her. JOHN

Eddie, please. John is dealing.

EDDIE
How d'you suppose she kept it from you all these years?
JOHN
Lots of couples have secrets.
EDDIE
No. Lots of couples have dogs. What you got is a fuckin’ Tyranosaurus Rex,

John stares at the table.

JOHN
I can’t believe she lied to me.
EDDIE
You weren‘t exactly playin’ straight yourself.
JOHN
That's completely different. I married that woman because I loved her.
EDDIE
Well do you still love her? Wait don’t answer that. You should sleep on this. You’re both upset.
JOHN
Upset? My wife wants to kill me.
EDDIE
That‘s not so unusual.
JOHN
She fired fifteen shots into my car and drove me off the road into the Hudson.

CONTINUED: (2)

EDDIE
Okay, that less usual. But trust me. Right now she's probably as confused as you are. Hurt. Vulnerable.
JOHN
She didn’t seem too vulnerable.
EDDIE
Just get some sleep, and in the morning go see her. Talk to her, buy some flowers, be nice to her...
JOHN
You don’t understand Eddie. She ID'd me. On a hit. Get it? Eddie’s expression darkens. John nods. Eddie exhales shaking his head. John is in ten kinds of agony. They both clearly know what this means. It's heavy. Really heavy. EXT. SMITH HOUSE NEIGHBORHOOD - DAWN

Fresh carpet of snow. A PAPERBOY pedals his bike, throwing papers. A paper hits the SMITH HOUSE. A picture-perfect home.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE - VARIOUS - DAY

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The sweet suburban home has been turned upside down: Jane's girls check John's mail, trash, bills, boxes.

JULIE
Pocket litter. Receipts. Matchbooks. You know the drill. INT. SMITH HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

PHOTO albums cover the sofa. Jane picks up a photo of her and John. Tan, young, in Colombia. A hint of nostalgia.

JASMINE (0.S.)
Having second thoughts...?

Jane looks up. She tries to cover. Cool, professional.

JANE
I'm just checking the personal effects.

JASMINE

Find anything...personal?

Jane knows what Jasmine means. Jane stays cool. JANE No leads. The mark covered his tracks.

Jasmine gets close. She picks up an old photo.

JASMINE
The “mark”? He’s your husband, Jane.

JANE

I don’t know WHO he is. Jane's voice rose. She catches herself. Composes herself.

JANE (CONT'D)
He‘s a security risk, he knows me, he’s compromised everyone here.
JASMINE
Are you sure? Are you sure you aren’t compromising everyone now?

Jane opens her mouth. But there is no easy answer this time. JASMINE (CONT’D) You know, you‘re not the firet girl in the world to find out her life's a lie.

JANE
Yeah, but I thought it was my lie.
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INT. SMITH HOUSE - UPSTAIRS HALLWAY ~ DAY

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Jane drifts through empty halls. Looking at her home...as if for the first time. She stops at a photo of her and John smiling at Coney Island. She hardens. And hears HER VOICE...

122

INT. BEDROOM ~ DAY

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JOHN AND JANE ON TV. Jane's Associates sit on the bed, watching VACATION VIDEOS. John and Jane dance on a beach.

JANE
What is this?
JANET
Looks like your honeymoo-
JANE
I know what it is. What are you doing with it?!
JADE
Research. Background. On the target.

JANET

God. You look so...happy..?

Jane calmly walks over to the TV, ejects the video... drops it in the garbage can.

JANE
Okay ladies, this room‘’s wrapped.

The women file out, exchanging looks.

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INT. TOOLSHED — DAY

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The hanging bulb sparks to life. Women spread out. Popping open tool boxes, drawers. Jane hears something. Her own FOOTSTEPS. ECHOES UNDERFOOT. She KICKS down. More echoes.

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INT. TOOLSHED LOWER LEVEL - DAY

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Jane leads her team into...JOHN'S ARSENAL. They shine MAG- LIGHTS at...walls full of weapons, shelves full of stacked

cash. Jane looks around, deep in thought. Focused.

JANE
Bag it, bag it all.
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INT. /EXT. SMITH HOUSE ~ HALLWAY ~ DAY

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Associates load a black van with pillowcases and sheets FILLED WITH WEAPONS. They drop them into their black vans. On the sidewalk, two little HOPSCOTCH GIRLS skip past.

HOPSCOTCH GIRL
What's going on, Mrs. Smith?
JANE
Garden party, girls.

The girls smile, satisfied. Hopscotch away. Future killers. Jane stares after them. Closes the door on the empty hallway.

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INT. EMPLOYNET COMPUTER INC - PROJECT ROOM -— NIGHT

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A myriad of monitors hums with energy. So does Jane. She paces behind her troops, eyes blazing.

JANE
Okay, target acquisition is our

priority people, Mark is a code- blue liability to the organization and we need to know his status. All eyes up. Everything: phone taps, credit cards...

Jasmine hands her a piece of paper saying “DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS?” Jane crumples the paper and glares.

JANE (CONT'D)
Audio scan civilian frequencies.
JESSIE
With what, Jane?

Jane pulls out a MICROCASSETTE. It looks high-tech. But look closer. Jane plays the tape.

JOHN (ON TAPE)
Hi, you've reached John and Jane

Smith. We're not at home right now but-

CLICK. Outgoing message. They all look at her.

JANE
And search banking databases for...
JASMINE
For what? "John Smith"?

Jane realizes she may not know her husband’s real name.

JANE
Just... find him. Please.

Jane is losing a little bit of her signature cool. JULIE Jane...I think he might have...

found us.

The women all slooooowly turn. Julie punches keys. Filling the screens with SECURITY SYSTEMS. A blinking red light.

JULIE (CONT'D)
I've got a heat-sensor breach in the perimeter.

SURVEILLANCE SHOTS fill screens. They see...THE ELEVATOR DOOR SLIDES OPEN. Empty.

Jane ZOOMS IN to the elevator to see... something on the floor...something gleaming...

John's WEDDING BAND. Inside is a single bullet.

JANE
He‘s here...

On screen, they check FLOORS. HALLS. WALLS. EMPTY.

Jane punches keys for CEILING heat sensors. The program flashes a 3-D GRID of the vents. A thermal image MOVES though the vents.

The women see the DOT. They slowly stare up at the ceiling. Silent. Waiting for a sound, a move. SUDDENLY... RINGGGG! Jane's cellphone rings. She snaps it open.

JANE (CONT'D)
I thought I told you not to bother me at the office.

Jane spins in place, staring up at the ceilings. Where is he? JOHN (ON PHONE) First and last warning, Jane. You

need to disappear. And fast.

JANE
I’m not going anywhere.
JOHN (ON PHONE)
We'll see about that.

A METALLIC BOUNCE OVERHEAD.

All eyes follow the sound across the ceiling...down the wall to...an AIR VENT where...A TINY GRENADE drops out. Across the floor. All eyes go wide. Milliseconds to death.

JOHN {ON PHONE) {CONT'D) Bang. You’re dead.

BOOOOM! The grenade EXPLODES! A blinding flash of light. Everyone scatters. The grenade spits RED SMOKE. Harmless.

CONTINUED: (2)

JOHN (ON PHONE) (CONT'D)
I could push the button anywhere, anytime. ;
JANE
Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map.
(to her team)
Evac plan Cc. MOVE!

Jane keys a command. Stations ERASE HARD DRIVES. Sim cards are ripped from phones and files are stuffed in an oil drum into which a passing girl drops an incendiary. WOOF! Evidence gone. The women lunge out the back PRIVATE EXIT.

Jane is last in. She turns back. Watching to see through smoke and swirling debris...

John drops down from the ceiling. Hardware hangs on his hips and shoulders. An epic tableau. Just as he turns, making eye contact with Jane... CLICK. Her steel doors shut.

John steps back into the open elevator. He hits BASEMENT. As the doors shut, he sweeps his wedding ring off the ground.

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INT. UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE —- NIGHT

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Jane and team run out of their elevator. They head for BLACK VANS. But Jane pauses, HEARING something in the distance. Her eyes narrow, sensing...John.

JASMINE
Jane}

As the girls pile into the vans, Jane steps into the flat expanse of the garage. Flickering fluorescents. Endless cars. She hears that sound, a distant CAR ENGINE, getting louder.

Jane holds a gun to her hip, tracking the ECHO, down rows of cars. She sweeps around a corner. But the floor is empty. She spins in place. A long, tense beat. Suddenly--

TIRES SQUEAL! A 4x4 powers around the corner. GATHERING SPEED. DRIVING STRAIGHT AT HER. John at the wheel.

JOHN
Now that’s what I’m talking about.

He drops a gear and floors it. Jane assesses the terrain, raises her gun, stands her ground. A bull-fighter.

She steadies her aim. John bears down. 30 yards, 20... Jane stands her ground. Smiles. And FIRES! Straight at... THE HEADLIGHT. The headlight?

The light blows. And we FOLLOW the pulse of electricity... into the engine, pistons, circuits, red lights racing to... the STEERING WHEEL. Which EXPLODES! Into an air bag.

Jane sways out of the way like a matador as the 4x4 slides INCHES past her waist, SMASHING head-on into a pillar.

John SLASHES the airbag with a punch-knife and rolls out. Jane EMPTIES her clip at the truck. BANGBANGBANG! CLICK. John heard the telltale CLICK. He looks up, and sees...

Jane running down a ramp. She leaps over a divide between levels, hits the ground without breaking stride, racing to~-

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INT. CAR ELEVATOR - NIGHT

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Hydraulic car storage bins. Empty bins starts to COMPRESS. The roof lowers, leaving only a foot of crawlspace. Like a wide, metal coffin.

Jane leaps into the bin, which starts to RISE up toward street-level. Gears CREAK and HISS.

SUDDENLY! BAM! John's HAND GRABS HOLD of the far end of the bin. He pulls himself up, rolling in next to Jane. The bin compresses further. They breath in. Claustrophobia. The ceiling stops dead.

John and Jane lay on their backs. Side by side. Their noses touching the top of the bin. Trapped.

John tries to pull his gun. CLANG! His gun is in the OUTSIDE HAND. No room. The other hand flicks out his punch dagger. Jane spots this, grabs his hand and applies locking pressure to John’s wrist. He gasps in pain and drops the dagger which she retrieves and flips around in her fingers.

With no room to defend himself, John thinks fast and PUSHES his entire body against hers, jamming her arms by her sides against the walls. Body to body.

JANE
Well this is a new experience.
JOHN
You mean it’s dark, we’re alone, and you don’t have a headache.

(CONTINUED }

Sweating. Breathless. Nose to nose. The elevator GRINDS to a halt. John eyes her body. Black skirt, stockings.

JOHN (CONT'D)
You look good in black.
JANE
I'm practicing, for mourning.

Sweating. Nose to nose. The elevator GRINDS to a halt.

JANE (CONT'D)
You know, you could make this real easy on yourself-
JOHN
What, you expect me to just roll over and play dead?
JANE
I had to for six years of marriage.

CLANG! The elevator is RISING again. JOHN

I never knew you were saving your best moves for the field.

JANE
Believe me baby... you haven't seen my best moves yet.
JOHN
(dangerous )
I can hardly wait.
JANE
You won't have to...

The elevator hits the GROUND FLOOR. The roof starts to rise. The second Jane has the space, she moves: in one fluid motion JANE SLIPS OUT OF HER COAT, PULLS IT OVER JOHN'S HEAD, blocking his view. SHE SLIDES OUT.

John tries to wiggle out, but he has to WAIT for the roof. He needs more leeway than Jane. He hops out. And sees-—~

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EXT. STREET ~ NIGHT

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A flash between speeding cars. Jane sprints through traffic, lunging into a black van. The van rumbles into the night.

Leaving John all alone. His gun hanging limp by his side. A long beat. The city pulses around him. And we FADE OUT.

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INT. EDDIE’S OFFICE ~ DAY

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John paces back and forth. Frustrated. Gun in hand.

EDDIE
She knows the rules, John. So do this. And be done. You'll get drunk. Mourn a weekend. Then wake up, free and clean. Just keep telling yourself: she’s not your wife.

John nods, thinking "she's not my wife, she's not my wife." Eddie gets close to John. He takes John's weapon. Serious.

EDDIE (CONT'D)
You gotta get into her Jife now. Find an in... Go home.

John slowly nods. Ready to go. EDDIE (CONT'D) And Johnny. Bring a shield. A cover. Somebody to take that first bullet if she’s Locked and loaded in the EFucken chimney. JOHN Where the hell am I gonna find that kinda mark?

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EXT/INT. CARLSON HOUSE - DAY

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Martin Carlson opens the door. Wearing a chef‘s hat, and an apron that reads: HOT TO TROT. A total...perfect...mark.

JOHN
Aloha.
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INT. SMITH HOUSE — HALLWAY -— DAY

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Martin enters first. John behind him. Hand an his holster. MARTIN

I can’t believe I’ve never been in here before.

JOHN
Well then let’s give you the full tour.

Martin is wide-eyed. John is equally wide-eyed. Moving through the menacing shadows of his own home.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE ~ LIVING ROOM — DAY

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Martin lets out a YELP. John quickdraws his gun, scans the room.

JOHN
What?
MARTIN
Oh my god. Dulcite faucets!
JOHN
Knock yourself out.

Martin heads into the bathroom. John moves FAST. He rips open drawers. Checks shelves. Swoops under the sofa.

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INT. JANE’S BEDROOM/CLOSET - DAY

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John flips through clothes. He pulls out a drawer full of lingerie. He slowly lifts a NIGHTIE to his nose. INHALES.

JOHN (TO HIMSELF)
She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife....

Then his brow furrows, seeing...something in the GARBAGE CAN. He moves toward the garbage, and fishes out their HONEYMOON VIDEOTAPE. John's eyes narrow, burning. Harder, under breath:

JOHN (CONT'D)
She's not my wife.
MARTIN (0.S.)
So what’s your secret?

John looks up. MARTIN (CONT'D) Come on. You can tell me. We’re neighbors.

John’s hand moves the back of his belt: a pistol. Martin nods to the nightie in one hand, the honeymoon tape in the other.

MARTIN (CONT'D)
How do you stay so...in love? John relaxes. His eyes fall on something. He’s moving.
JOHN
Well, Martin...you’ve just...

John notices...by the bed: JANE’S PHONE is at an angle, next to it: a depression in the bed where she was sitting.

JOHN (CONT'D)
...got to pay attention to the details. John grabs the phone. Hits REDIAL.

MAN’S VOICE (ON PHONE) Lubetzky Real Estate.

Martin has drifted out into the hallway.

JOHN
Hi, there. I‘m calling for Employnet.

MAN'S VOICE

How's the new space working out. John’s smile slowly blossoms.

JOHN
It's working out just fine.
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EXT. NEW YORK HIGH RISE - SUNSET

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Sun bounces off this state-of-the-art skyscraper. 70 floors. READY TO LEASE. LUBETZKY REALTOR. Way down on the street...

John stares up. Wearing a hat. Carrying a briefcase. He checks a scrap of paper. The address. Floor FIFTY.

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INT. ELEVATOR — NIGHT

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Numbers rise towards 50. 47, 48, 49....and 50 fails to light. 51, 52... The car suddenly STOPS between floors. The speaker crackles to life.

MALE VOICE

This is security, there seems to be a problem with your elevator sir.

64,

John looks for a camera, finds one.

; MALE VOICE (CONT’D) Do you need an engineer to come up to see what the problem is?

JOHN
No rush, really I'm quite comfortable.

A beat.

MALE VOICE
Is that sarcasm, sir?

John looks at the securicam. What? Our CAMERA PUSHES FAST THROUGH the elevator shaft into-

137

INT. NEW EMPLOYNET OFFICE — NIGHT

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Jane and team at their makeshift command center with surveillance footage of John on-screen.

Jane speaks into a mic, with a VOICE MODULATOR (a pager-sized device) transforming her voice into a MALE VOICE.

JANE (ON VOICEBOX)
You sure you're comfortable John?
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INT. ELEVATOR/NEW EMPLOYNET OFFICE - INTERCUT

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John smiles.

JOHN
So that's it? You're a guy?! Is this my other big piece of news this week?

She switches to her voice.

JANE
No time for jokes, dear.
JOHN
Why don't you come out and face me-
JANE
What? Like a man? You know us girls. We'd rather play hard to get.

(CONTINUED )

© John pulls on the doors. No luck. He looks for an out. He Sees an EMERGENCY HATCH on the ceiling. Too HIGH.

JANE (CONT'D)
This is your first and last warning, John.
JOHN
You know I'm not going anywhere.
JANE
So you say. But right now you're sealed in a steel box dangling over sixty floors of clear air...

The penny drops. John looks around him.

JOHN
Oh so this is a trap?

Jane gives a little sliver of smile. Cat with mouse.

JANE
Think I’d be dumb enough to leave a sensitive number on a known phone? I thought you were more than just a pretty face.

John checks the emergency hatch again. Teo high.

JOHN
So what you got up there, a shaped charge on the counterweight cable and two more on the primary and secondary brakes?
JULIE
He knows.

Jane smiles. Slightly...impressed.

JOHN
Whatever your plan is, it's not going to work, because you constantly underestimate me.
JANE
Oh do I?
JOHN
You have no idea what I am capable of.

CONTINUED: (2)

JANE
Likewise.

Jasmine leans in. Urgent, impatient.

JASMINE
Jane, we don’t have time for this.
JANE
First and last warning, John.

A beat. John gives a little smile. Bold, defiant.

JOHN
OK. I give up. Blow it.

John takes his belt off and wraps it around one hand.

JANE
Excuse me?
JOHN
Go on blow it. I dare you.
JANE
You think I won’t?
JOHN
C’mon tough girl blow it.
JANE
FIVE...FOUR...I’1ll do it.
JOHN
What’s the matter. You all squawk and no walk?
JANE
THREE... see eee ee

John looks into the camera. He makes a little move. A bow and a wave. Jane smiles softly, despite herself.

JESSIE
What is that?
JANE
From a movie, Fred and Ginger.

A half beat. Memories swirling. Jasmine glares at Jane.

(CONTINUED }

CONTINUED: (3)

JANE (CONT'D)
TWO. see eeee ONE..... eeeeeeee ZERO.

Jane's finger HESITATES over the COMMAND ENTER KEY. She shuts her eyes. Her finger millimeters above the key. John smiles.

JOHN
See?

BANG! BANG! BANG! WHHHHHM! JOHN'S CAR FREEFALLS! The two~-ton elevator DROPS AT WARP SPEED. A deadly bullet. John is THROWN off his feet. HITTING the roof.

John GRABS the surveillance camera. His skin ripples from the speed. He smiles, blows a kiss. And WHAM! HE SMASHES IT! STATIC HISSES.

Jane sits frozen, her finger still hovering above the button. She looks around the room. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! She sees...Jessie’s laptop flashes: RELEASE. Jane’s eyes blaze.

JESSIE
What? You said zero,
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INT. ELEVATOR ~ NIGHT

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With the CAR PLUMMETING, John KICKS open the EMERGENCY HATCH and LUNGES OUT onto-~--

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INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT - NIGHT

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THE ROOF of the FALLING ELEVATOR. John WHIPS his BELT AROUND THE CABLE. The cable runs through at terrifying speed making the leather smoke. Below we see the severed counterweight cable unravelling and SNAKING ITS WAY UP THE SHAFT. John braces himself. As the tip of the parted cable passes like a wire ball, it catches his belt, pulling him up.

HE SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE EXPERIENCES MASSIVE G-FORCE. Having aropped nearly 30 floors he now flies upwards 40.

But John HOLDS TIGHT, RIDING the snaking cable UP through the shaft as the elevator falls away beneath him, filling the darkness with the sound of WHISTLING METAL. As he nears the top he sees the cable ripping through huge smoking pulleys.

He braces as he reaches the pulley. The belt gets pulled through, WHIPPING John UP into the GLASS ATRIUM! WHAMM! He HITS HARD. Bone-cracking loud! The glass spiderwebs. John winces badly, falling to the...

CATWALK, where he sits splayed out. His body broken. But his eyes sparking. Energized. Alive.

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INT. NEW EMPLOYNET OFFICES - NIGHT

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BOOOOOM! IMPACT! Two tons of SPEEDING METAL HIT the ground.

The building SHAKES. Jane's team is moving. Jane stares at her static screen. Rocked, dizzy. Jasmine grabs her.

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INT. LOBBY ~ NIGHT

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People gape at the elevator crash site. Twisted steel. Nuclear damage. Jane and team emerge from the stairwell. Jane approaches the wreckage. She sees a SCRAP of John's belt in the smoldering rubble. She blinks hard.

Jane is pulled into the crowd, as SIRENS SWELL. Police lights dance across Jane’s face, slowly FADING INTO--

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EXT. LE CIRQUE - NIGHT

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Glittering Christmas lights. New York's most decadent digs.

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INT. LE CIRQUE - NIGHT

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A MAITRE'D leads us through this flashy, ultra-chic mecca.

MAITRE 'D
Your table is waiting, Mrs. Smith.

Jane wears the new dress. Something missing in her eyes.

MAITRE'D (CONT'D)
Closed another deal, did you?
JANE
(flat)
Yes. I did.

Jane sits down at a table for ome. She stares around the room. COUPLES, FAMILIES, in love. She sips her champagne.

Very much alone. On Christmas Eve. A single tear rolls down her cheek. She gulps her champagne. Reaches for the bottle.

MAN'S VOICE (0S)
You wouldn’t be getting all mushy about killing me now would you?

She turns slowly to see him. John. Across the table. Ina suit. Smiling. Gorgeous.

JOHN
Admit it...

Jane is blown away.

JANE
oo NOW. 6 27? JOHN Impressed? JANE Amazed... JOHN Amazed I’m still alive? JANE Amazed you had time to shave. JOHN Well I’m full of surprises. JANE That suit‘s certainly one of them. JOHN Thanks. I rolled it off a chauffeur

outside.

The waiter comes over to ask if he should set another place. Using the distraction, John grabs a napkin in ONE SEAMLESS MOVE, shifts under his coat, snatches a GLOCK with one hand, drops it into his lap and wedges it under the table.

Jane knocks her handbag off the table and bends over to pick it up PALMING a silenced FINGER-GUN in her left hand and whipping it across the table to hide under a napkin.

JANE
So...
JOHN
So...

JANE

Hands on the table?

A beat. John nods. They both slowly put their hands on the table. John pours more champagne. He smiles. Broad, warm.

CONTINUED: (2)

JANE (CONT'D)
How did you know where~
JOHN
This is where I proposed. I figured you'd be feeling a little... sentimental.

Jane hardens.

JANE
I come for the clams.

He motions to the dress.

JOHN
That the new dress? JANE What do you want, John? JOHN We have to talk. JANE About what? JOHN Us. JANE

There's no such thing.

JOHN
You're still Mrs. Smith.
JANE
So are a lot of girls.
JOHN
So there’s nothing between us?
JANE
Just a table.

A waiter comes over.

WAITER
Are you ready to order?

They keep eyes locked.

CONTINUED: (3)

JOHN
My quote unquote wife will have the clams. I‘ll have a steak.
WAITER
How would you like that, sir?
JANE
He‘1ll be having it very bloody.

A band starts and they look up: people dancing. John and Jane's eyes lock, thinking the same thing.

JOHN
Are you dancing?
JANE
Are you asking?
JOHN
Oh, I’m asking.
JANE
Well I’m dancing.

They stand like they’re starting a fight. John pulls Jane close. SLIDING his hands up and down her body. The hottest frisk in history.

JOHN
Just checking.

She spins him around and shoves him up against the wall checking his waist and coat.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Satisfied?
JANE
Not for years.

Jane leads him to the floor. John looks at her.

JOHN
You think this story has a happy ending?

JANE

Happy endings are just stories that haven’t -finished yet.

Jane pushes him onto the dance floor and yanks John close.

72. |

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INT. LE CIRQUE ~— DANCE FLOOR - NIGHT

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They are nose to nose. Jane leads a hard, heavy waltz.

JOHN
You're leading.

JANE stops on a dime. DIPS John. CRACKS his back. She unclasps her hair. The locks fall. Framing her face beautifully. For the first time in years, her hair is down.

JANE
I thought you liked to chase. You want the lead? Then take the lead.

John licks his lips. And BOOM. They DANCE. Swirl across the old wood floor. Pushing faster, harder. Fluid. Graceful. Brilliant. Other dancers stop to watch.

JOHN
Tell me something... Our movie, “Shall We Dance." Was it just part of the cover? Or did you really like it?
JANE
I liked Ginger. But not Fred.
JOHN
You don't like Fred Astaire?!
JANE
He‘s all flash. Not sharp enough.

She could be describing John. She hits a mark. WHAM! Edge of the floor, John spins her around. Taking the lead.

JOHN
Ginger was nobody, nothing without Fred.

JANE

She danced every step he danced. But backwards and in heels.

JOHN
Just like you. Always backpedaling. Never toe to toe.

Offended, Jane BACKPEDALS FASTER than John can dance FORWARD,

JANE
And you fight like Fred. Big, sweeping motions going nowhere fast. I can see you coming from a mile away.

WHAM! He spins her, getting close. Intense, real, sweating.

JOHN
Tell me, was it hard lying to me all those years?
JANE
You know guys are all the same. There can be fifty betrayals in a happy marriage so long as they're

all his.

JOEN
Why do you care if I was just cover?

JANE

I could ask you the same question.

JOHN
Who said you were just cover?
JANE
Well was I?
JOHN
Well was I?
JANE
You say first.
JOHN
You say first.

They stop dancing. A little dizzy.

JOHN (CONT'D)
OK. One, two, three.

Silence,

JOHN {CONT'D) You didn’t say anything.

JANE
Neither did you.

CONTINUED: (2)

They look at each other, COMPELLED. Bodies close. Jane looks as if she’s about to break. John moves towards her. Gorgeous. Closer, closer. Jane turns away, toward a WAITER.

JANE (CONT'D)
Excuse me where's the bathroom?
WAITER
Just over here madame.
JANE
Thank you.

John watches her walk away. Jane follows the waiter. She turns the corner.

JOHN
Be cold John. She’s a liar. Be super cold.
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INT. LE CIRQUE - BATHROOM - NIGHT

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Jane pulls out wads of toilet paper, a garbage can in her other hand. A COIFFED WOMAN stares at her.

JANE
Could I borrow a light?
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INT. LE CIRQUE -— DANCEFLOOR

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John waits. He starts to look concerned.

JOHN
She can’t hide in there forever.

The Coiffed Woman from the bathroom comes RACING OUT, looking concerned. Suddenly, the FIRE SPRINKLERS go off, raining Water across the restaurant. PEOPLE start panicking.

MAITRE 'D
Everyone remain calm! Please exit the restaurant as quickly as possible, leave all belongings behind.

John smiles, as he is engulfed by the crowd. THE ENTIRE PLACE EXITS TOGETHER. He glimpses Jane escaping through a sea of people. John tries to get to her, but he is jostled out to-

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EXT. LE CIRQUE STREET ~ NIGHT

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John, soaking wet, looks around. Nothing. FIRETRUCKS swarm, SIRENS swell. A dog barks at John, straining at its leash.

A HORN BEEPS. John looks up and sees...EDDIE.

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INT/EXT. EDDIE'S CAR ~ NIGHT

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Eddie and a damp John drive along.

EDDIE
How'd it go?
JOHN
I don’t want to talk about it.
EDDIE
You know the rules, man. You've gotta finish thi-
JOHN
I said I don't wanna talk about it -
EDDIE
She's not your wife!

John holds his finger up. They sit in silence for a few Moments. Eddie leans over.

EDDIE (CONT'D)
Are you ticking?

John frowns, listens.

JOHN
Oh shit.

John quickly rips off his jacket, THROWS it out the window.

CUT TO:

EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF TINY PULSING DEVICE IN POCKET.

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EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT

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John’s jacket bursts into a BALL OF FIRE as the tiny incendiary detonates.

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EXT/INT. EDDIE'S CAR ~ NIGHT

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Eddie looks at John.

JOHN
Pull over. Get out.
EDDIE
What did I do?
JOHN
It's not you, I can’t ask you to go with me Eddie, it’s too dangerous.
EDDIE
It's OK man, I’m cool.
JOHN
Well I'm not cool Eddie, I‘m so fucking far from cool.

Eddie gets out. John slides into the driver's seat. EDDIE (dead serious) Your name's on the docket at dawn. Open contract, class one. You need to finish this. And fast... It's time to clean house, brother. John slams the car into gear.

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INT. JANE’S CAR - NIGHT

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Her phone rings.

JANE
Hello? JOHN You could have killed Eddie. JANE Oh please, it was only a little one. JOHN

I want you to know: I'm going home, and I’m going to start burning everything I ever bought you.

Jane gives a dangerous smile, thinking about home.

JANE
Race you there.
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EXT. WEST SIDE HIGHWAY ~— NIGHT

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Jane SPEEDS through traffic. Jane’s eyes are hard, narrow, focused. Jane’s cell RINGS. She grabs it.

JANE
What do you want, John?
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EXT. FDR HIGHWAY - MOVING WITH JOHN'S CAR ~ NIGHT

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He doesn’t exactly know. Traffic is a BLUR in their windows, as if there is no more outside world. Only John and Jane.

JOHN
I..-t want you to tell me one last thing. Tell me the first thing you thought, the first time we met.

Jane is caught off guard. She pauses.

JOHN (cont‘d) (CONT'D)
Because I‘11]1 tell you what I thought. I thought...that is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.

Jane’s eyes narrow. Suspicious. Is this strategy?

JANE
Why are you telling me this now?
JOHN
I guess, at the end, you start thinking about the beginning. I just thought you should know the truth.

Jane softens slightly. But she holds tight.

JOHN (cont‘d) (CONT'D)
So tell me. Truth.

Jane fights herself. Struggling with the truth. JANE I thought...I thought...that is the most beautiful...mark I have ever seen,

John nods to himself. Getting focused.

JOHN
So it was all business. From go.
JANE
(weak, cracking)

All business. Cold...hard...math.

John gives a sad, little smile. Resolved to fate now.

JOHN
Thanks. What I needed to know.

He hangs up the phone. His armor is on. He punches the gas.

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EXT. SMITH HOUSE ~ NIGHT

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Home Sweet Home. John races up first. Jane is hot on his heels, crossing the front lawn, T-boning his car, sending it flying into a wall.

Jane continues down their driveway, as John hops out of his car, leaps over the hedges, past Jane’s deserted car, into-~

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INT. TOOLSHED - NIGHT

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John rips open his trapdoor. Drops down to his secret room. But finds...empty walls. Stripped bare. He stands gutpunched.

JOHN
Shit.
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INT. KITCHEN ~ NIGHT. 151

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On the prowl. Assault mode. Jane sneaks through their house, searching for John.

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EXT. BACK YARD - NIGHT

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John runs topside, carrying huge GARDENING SHEARS. His only weapon. He sees...the back door opens. And Jane emerges, strapped with JOHN’S HARDWARE. She raises two guns.

A moment of truth. A half beat. Can she pull the trigger? And the answer is...

A RESOUNDING YES. She OPENS FIRE. Bullets fly by John’s

ears. He leaps down into his garden. Hiding in rows of flowers. Jane FIRES SILENCED Glocks. EATING up the flowers.

{ CONTINUED)

CONTINUED :

John crawls in the dirt. His precious flowers rain down. Roses lay dead. John tightens. Amped, desperate. He crawls through the dirt, crouch-running through a side~door to-~

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INT. DEN ~- NIGHT

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John moves lightning-fast. He pops open a false bottom in a cigarbox. Grabs metal pieces. Quickly assembles a revolver. SMASHES a flashlight open. Slides out a silencer. He exits.

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INT. HALLS - NIGHT

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Jane sees John. She FIRES FAST! Bullets rip up the walls. Framed photos shatter! Jane chases John into--

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INT. KITCHEN ~ NIGHT

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John FIRES back. He whips open the refrigerator. Jane enters FIRING, but her bullets POP OFF the SUBZERO steel door. She pushes past the door, chasing John's footfalls into~-

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INT. FRONT HALL - NIGHT .

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John AIMS UP on the run. FIRES at... THE HANGING CABLE... attached to the CHANDELIER. The cable SNAPS!

The chandelier DROPS! Straight down at Jane. CRASHLANDING at her feet. Jane hops the wreckage, lunging into--

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INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

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The tree blinks. Mistletoe sways. The world is well. Jane emerges, spinning, with gun-hands stretched in both directions, covering all corners. No John.

WE SEE JANE FROM BEHIND. JOHN'S POV from behind a rolling bar. He has a clean shot. He pulls back the hammer. CLICK.

Jane's eyes flit up. In the mirror, she sees the rolling bar...ROLLING. She spins. FIRES! BLOWS the bar to shrapnel.

John lunges away, taking cover behind a chair. The green LAZY BOY. Jane smiles darkly.

JANE
I always hated that chair.

BAM! BAM! She FIRES! The chair EXPLODES! John rolls out. JOHN

You killed the Laz-E-boy! That's it.

John opens up, blasting her cabinet FULL OF CHINA: IT SHATTERS with a DEAFENING CRASH! He smiles.

Jane's eyes narrow. THIS IS WAR. She picks up a trophy and holds a gun to the golfers head.

JOHN (CONT'D)
That belongs to the country club, I'm only custodian for the year!

Jane smiles darkly. PTINK! She blows its head off. John holds out a carriage clock. A cruel smile. Jane stops. JANE No, John, that’s been in my family for generations. It's an antique. JOHN The tick on this thing. Always winding it and setting it.

JANE
Please, John, no.

John lofts it up into the air, Jane leaps for it. John blasts it and springs and cogs and glass rain down.

JANE (CONT'D)
OK, you wanna play rough...

Jane FIRES another volley at John. John spins away. Jane blasts the couch. BOOM! She shotguns an ugly Budweiser mirror. Blasts the TV. Blows some model cars off a shelf.

She spins, reloading. Her eyes searching for John. Dust and feathers hang in the air. A strange silence. And...

John peeks out from hiding. He has no clear shot on Jane. So he aims BEHIND her. And whispers...

JOHN
"Biggest on the block."

BANG! He shoots her CHRISTMAS TREE. SPLITTING its trunk. TIMBERR! It tips, falling. STRAIGHT AT JANE.

She leaps away. Onto a broken chair. Exposed. John FIRES. BLASTS the chair. Jane falls. Her gun SLIPS OUT OF HER HAND.

(CONTINUED )

Bl. CONTINUED: (2)

As John rolls out, Jane eyes move desperately. She RIPS a string of Christmas lights off the ground. And SNAPS! Lashing John's hand. His gun flies across the room.

John and Jane lunge in opposite directions. Toward each other's guns. John grabs Jane's. Jane grabs John's. And they spin to see...

A GUN IN THEIR EYE. FACE OFF. The Moment of Truth.

Dust and debris waft around them. Trigger fingers tighten. They circle each other. Their eyes locked. HAMMERS COCKED.

And CRACK! A frame falls. On instinct, they GLANCE. And see ragged photos and mementoes strewn everywhere. Their life stares out at them. Their home. They lock eyes again.

Eyeball to eyeball. Real, raw, point blank. Something about

the way John looks at Jane is different, emotional, off. Time freezes. The barrel shakes on his gun.

John looks into his wife's eyes. And he cannot pull the trigger. So he slowly...lowers...his...barrel.

Jane blinks sweat out of her eyes. Confused, suspicious. Her eyes flit fast, looking for tricks. But what she sees is...

Old photos. Knick-knacks. A lifetime of memories. Young John and Jane stare out at her. She blinks hard. STRUGGLING. Starting to crack. And slowly....her trigger finger... LOOSENS. CLICK. She...drops her gun.

AND LUNGES...INTO...A KISS.

John and Jane COLLIDE. All of the tension and thrill of the chase POUR into this kiss. Their hands move fast. Hungry, desperate. They slide to the ground. We TILT UP to find...a battered piece of mistletoe, swaying in the breeze. FADE OUT.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE - BEDROOM - LATE NIGHT

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John and Jane lay in a tangle of sweaty sheets staring up at the ceiling in utter confusion.

JOHN
What was that?
JANE
You mean out of ten?

They both smile.

JOHN JANE
Eight. Eight.

She jumps on him again.

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INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

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John sits up.

JOHN
OK. That was an nine. It would have been ten except I think I broke a rib.
JANE
I‘ll give you “nine”.
JOHN
God I thought you just did.

They roll onto the floor.

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INT. BEDROOM ~ DAWN

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The sun's first rays hit the street. John rolls off Jane. He looks exhausted.

JANE
Did you know that after five years the average couple makes love once a week? We didn’t do it for two years.
JOHN
I think we just caught up. Gimme another couple years I might be able to do it again.

She looks angelic in the morning sun. John and Jane stare at each other, as if seeing one another for the first time.

This is the best it's ever been. And perhaps...the best it will ever be. Because...the beat passes. And John sees...

A RED DOT on JANE'S FOREHEAD. A laser sight.

He rolls her off the bed and onto the floor half a second ahead of a volley of bullets, which THUNK!! THUNK THUNK into the mattress. John and Jane crawl together.

John checks his watch. 6AM on the dot.

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INT. SMITH HOUSE - LANDING — DAWN

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John and Jane hurry along the landing. They HEAR THE BACK DOOR SLAM SHUT and STOP DEAD, looking at each other.

They hear...a CREAK. The enemy is definitely...IN THE HOUSE.

JANE
There’s a gun in the kitchen but we can't get back there. Side door. Go!

John looks at Jane. Surprised.

JOHN
You keep a gun in the house?

The Assassin CRASHES through the kitchen door. Incoming. John and Jane head down the stairs, and...

The Assassin tosses another GRENADE UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR LANDING. The grenade DETONATES. BLOWING OUT THE LANDING! The whole second floor TILTS, LILTING like a wounded animal. CRACKS race up walls and ceilings. The second floor...FALLS!

John and Jane LEAP AWAY. The UPSTAIRS MASTER SUITE CRASHES TO THE EARTH WITH A DEAFENING THUD!

John and Jane surface from a sofa in the LIVING ROOM. They look up over the couch to see...THEIR BED. A few feet away.

Their BEDROOM sits in the front hall. A very strange sight.

The Assassin barrels forward. John moves fast. FLIPPING UP the bed, PUSHING the frame TOWARD the shadowy Assassin. The Assassin FIRES, BLOWING a hole in the center of the bed. He looks through the hole to see...

John and Jane turn a corner. John pulls Jane toward...A DOOR. She shakes her head, reading John‘s mind.

JOHN (CONT'D)
I’ve got guns down there-
JANE
It‘s a dead end. No outlet.

John rips open the door. Revealing STAIRS into the BASEMENT. JOHN

You have a better idea?! We can’t fight back with china and teapots!

CONTINUED: {

Jane tenses. She does not like this plan. John lunges down Stairs. Jane looks back. And she follows John down to--

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INT. SMITH HOUSE - BASEMENT - DAWN

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John PULLS OPEN a TOOLBOX. Rips off the false bottom. Pulls out a snub-nosed MINI-REVOLVER. He hands the little gun to Jane. She looks at the mini.

JANE
We might have been better off with the teapot.

John reaches into the box, and grabs a MASSIVE MILITARY-ISSUE 45 AUTOMATIC. Jane just glares at him.

JANE (CONT'D)
Why do I get the girl gun?

And BAM! BAM! The unseen Assassin SHOTGUNS the HINGES off the basement door. His SHADOW stands at the top of the stairs.

ASSASSIN
Good night, Ozzie and Harriet.

He steps away, DROPPING SOMETHING. CLINKCLANK CLINKCLANK. | John and Jane see...TWO GRENADES BOUNCE DOWN THE STAIRS i

TOWARD THEM. Jane gives John a serious “told you so” glare.

JOHN KICKS TKE GRENADES which skitter across floor and wedge under the OIL TANK. Oh shit. They duck as the tank BLOWS.

JOHN AND JANE RUN UP THE STAIRS, with FIRE licking at their heels. The EXPLOSION BUCKLES, swelling, rumbling through the house, like an earthquake, The whole structure SHIFTS off its foundation. John and Jane look up to see...

The CEILING CRACKS. RIPPING APART. John and Jane sprint full- speed, leaping out as...

THEIR HOUSE, THEIR HOME, FALLS APART. CRUMBLING TO THE GROUND. A smoking, smoldering PIT.

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EXT. SMITH HOUSE -— BACKYARD - DAY

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John and Jane stumble back. Looking at the shambles of their home. In the swirling detritus, they see...A SILHOUETTE. Backlit by flames. Incoming. Inexorable.

JANE
We need a car!

(CONTINUED }

They lock eyes. Both thinking the same thing:

JOHN
The Carlsons.

John and Jane race toward a FENCE. Jane quick-climbs the fence in one leap. John moves slower. Jane pulls him up and over just as...BLAM! Bullets BLOW the fence to bits. They land in the Carlsons‘ backyard.

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EXT/INT. CARLSON'S GARAGE — DAY

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SMASH! John elbows the driver-side window of a wood-panelled MINIVAN, Shattering it. John sees...

JOHN
He's had my barbecue set for six months.

He leaps in. Opens the door for Jane. John starts to hot-wire the car. BANG! A bullet TEARS A HOLE in the side of the garage. They see the killer's SHADOW incoming.

More BULLETS TEAR THROUGH the garage, SHATTERING windows.

John works desperately. The engine keeps turning over and over and over. It won’t start! The Shadow is seconds away!

JANE (0.S.)
John} JOHN
(patronizing)
Jane!

But he sees...Jane’s HAND in front of his face. With KEYS in her palm. Jane motions to the open sun-visor and gives her own patronizing smile.

John GRABS the keys, SLAMS into reverse, PEELS BACK just as-~

The Assassin steps through a hole in the garage. He stands in the headlights. We get our first good look at this monster.

He looks like...a young salesman. Completely normal. Truly...

JOHN (CONT'D)
Spooky.

The Assassin raises his guns. John RIPS the car into gear, SCREECHING A 180-SPIN IN THE DRIVEWAY as...

(CONTINUED )

JANE
Faster!
JOHN (CALMLY)
Don’t annoy daddy while he’s driving the car!

BANGBANGBANG! The Assassin BLASTS the van’s back windows. John swerves hard, speeding into the suburban night. The Assassin backs away into the darkness.

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EXT/INT. COUNTRY ROAD — MINIVAN - DAY

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With the sound of gunfire gone, we HEAR the CD on the stereo: BING CROSBY'S “SILENT NIGHT.” Jane reaches back and finds the Carlsons’ DRY-CLEANED CLOTHES. She grabs them. She swivels forward. John moves to turn off the radio.

JANE
No. Leave it. It’s...calming me down.
(a beat of Bing)
Am I scaring you?
JOHN
No. I’m scaring me. I kind of like it too.

They drive together. Two stone~cold killers in bathrobes. Listening to Bing Crosby. In a minivan. Jane considers. Spooked. Shaking her head softly.

JANE
Who was that guy? A pro?
JOHN
If he isn‘t, then he sure takes his hobbies seriously.
JANE
He was a pro.
JOEN
Fuckers get younger every year.

John checks the rear~view mirror. JOHN (CONT'D) That car behind us look a little close to you?

A SLEEK, SILVER BMW SEDAN CHARGES toward them!

Assassin works the wheel, shiting the clutch brilliantly. He reaches out with an AUTOMATIC, FIRES at the minivan, SHREDS the back door.

Jane grabs John’s 45. She climbs into the passenger section. AND BING CROSBY CROONS OVER THE FOLLOWING ACTION:

Jane crawls on her stomach, POPPING down two rows of RECLINING SEATS. She sloooowly RECLINES THE LAST ROW. USING THE SEAT-BACK AS A SHIELD. She aims over the seat at...

The Assassin’s BMW. Jane FIRES! But John SWERVES wildly, darting around TRAFFIC. Jane’s BULLETS miss high and wide.

JANE
JOHN! HOLD STEADY!

John struggles to control the minivan. A heavy load.

JOHN
Transmission’s terrible! How the hell do people drive these things?!

Jane sees...A BLACKED-OUT EXPLORER swing into lane, joining the hunt. TWO YOUNG KILLERS in the front seats. More suits. Jane’s eyes narrow. Thinking. She crawls back to the front.

JANE
Give me the wheel. John...

He pauses. He wants to be in control. Jane reasons:

JANE (cont'd) (CONT'D)
I drive a station-wagon and a van. I know how to drive these things.
(extending the 45)
And this is what you do.

John looks at her. Motions to the wheel.

JOHN
Take it.

As John and Jane shift positions, their bodies BRUSH, Flesh twisting, turning. Intimate, sexual. For a split-second... They get caught up in the heat. And WHAM! The Assassin SLAMS into the minivan. SNAPPING John and Jane back to action.

John crawls into the back. Jane adjusts the rear~view mirror to her height. Her eyes narrow, focused. Ready to battle with her suburban tank. She SPEEDS up the ON-RAMP to--~

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John AIMS over the back row of seats. Heavy machine-GUNFIRE explodes from the Explorer. Eating windows from the rear.

The Assassin switches gears, RACING up the DRIVER-SIDE.

JOHN
Incoming! YOUR SIDE!

Jane checks her side-view-mirror.

JANE
Hold on!

John grabs a seat belt. Jane reaches back over her shoulder. She hits the SIDE-DOOR LOCK. She PUNCHES the BRAKES.

And the SIDE-DOOR SLIDES OPEN. Giving John a CLEAR SHOT!

John FIRES point-blank! Bullets SHOOT through the Assassin's passenger-side windows, WHIZZING by his head.

In one fluid motion: the Assassin HITS his brakes, SWINGS around the back of the van, and HAMMERS the gas. Speeding up along the other side of the van. But he finds a surprise:

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VAN HAS A SLIDING DOOR TOO. JOHN IS WAITING. DOOR OPEN. GUN HIGH. BLAM! The Assassin VEERS HARD!

Fuming, the Assassin SWERVES at the minivan. But the van is too strong. His BMW BOUNCES off. Jane’s eyes narrow.

JANE (CONT'D)
Buckle up, John.

John straps on a seatbelt. And Jane SWERVES HARD! SLAMMING into the SIDE OF THE BMW! The BMW doors BUCKLE. The minivan’s deors hold STRONG! TOTALLY INTACT.

JANE (CONT'D)
Steel-reinforced side-impact intrusion-beams. Standard on all ‘99 minivans.

John looks at her. How the hell did she know that? JANE (CONT'D)

Those dinner-parties are starting to pay off.

(CONTINUED )

The Assassin tries to PUSH OFF the minivan. But the van is too heavy. Jane is PLOWING the BMW ACROSS THE HIGHWAY, TOWARD THE EDGE OF AN OVERHANG. Suburban is beating urban.

The Assassin is trapped, helpless. He reaches out with his gun, FIRING at the minivan'’s wheels. BLOWING out a FRONT TIRE!

But Jane HITS THE FOUR-WHEEL~DRIVE FUNCTION. And her BACK- WHEELS smoke into motion. PUSHING the BMW all the way to...

THE EDGE OF THE OVERHANG. WHAM!! The Assassin’s car SLAMS through the low stanchion. Flies off the overhang!

THE BMW PLUMMETS FIFTY FEET, TWISTING AND TURNING IN THE AIR. The Assassin looks over his shoulder as...BOOOM! The BMW crashlands! EXPLODING into chunks of churning, burning metal.

BAM!!i THE EXPLORER is attacking. AUTOMATIC CHATTER BLASTING}

Instantly, Jane stomps on the brake and swerves left before awerving right and SIDESWIPING the Explorer. But the EXPLORER HOLDS STRONG. Built for off-roading.

A Killer reaches out toward the minivan and OPENS the sliding side door of the van.

JANE (CONT'D)
We got more company John! Incoming!

John moves fast, as the Killer JUMPS from his car into the back of the minivan. John simply pushes open the opposite door and SHOVES him straight THROUGH the van, out the other Side. He FALLS off an overhang. FIFTY FEET! SPLAT.

JOHN
And..-outgoing. God, these doors are handy!

The Killer left in the Explorer RAMS them. Jane RAMS back. John is knocked off his feet and nearly falls out.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Whoa there ned.

Jane smashes into the attacker, RIPPING her steel bumper into the Explorer, destroying the entire side of the SUV.

JANE
Eat bull bars bitch.

CONTINUED: (2)

John hangs onto the floor of the van for dear life. Road rushes past both open rear doors. The Explorer Killer FIRES full breach at John.

JOHN
Danger. I‘m in danger here.

Jane starts to RAM again. The Explorer swings toward the van. But Jane SLAMS HER BRAKES! A signature move. And the Explorer SWERVES straight PAST the minivan, into the divide.

The Agent slams his brakes, but WHAM! SMASHES INTO A CONCRETE STANCHION. EXPLODING into flames. Jane drives past him.

John and Jane drive off into the horizon. In a beat-up Minivan. Bing Crosby’s song comes to a resounding climax.

JOHN (CONT'D)
We have got to get one of these.

As they drive away from the FLAMING WRECKAGE, we FADE OUT. A beat of SILENCE. Darkness. Peace. And FADE IN:

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EXT. HIGHWAY ~ DAWN

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The shoulder. We hear a plaintive SQUEAK. The sound of metal on concrete. And...the MINIVAN rolls into frame. Tires shredded. Rims destroyed. Just beat to shit.

The minivan slows to a stop. Dead. Bing Crosby fades out.

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INT. MINIVAN — DAWN

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John and Jane sit in silence. The quiet after the storm. They stare into the distance.

The sun rises over the road ahead, leading to wilderness, suburbs. Behind them, the city skyline looms large.

John and Jane sit, with cars whooshing past. Awkward, silent. John slowly looks at Jane. He puts his toe in the water:

JOHN
You were pretty good. Back at the house.

Jane is a little defensive. Holding tight.

JANE
What did you expect?

John shrugs.

JOHN
I usually work alone, is all.
JANE
No kidding.

A beat. John looks at her. A step deeper;

JOHN
The way we worked together. It was...

JANE

"Pretty good.” Yeah... Where are you going with this, John?

He shrugs. Not ready to dive in.

JOHN
I mean, they’re after both of us. And you know, strength in numbers.

She slowly turns to him. Eyebrow cocked slightly. She needs him to say it. He swallows.

JOHN (CONT'D)
We just try it... You know. Teamwork.

She looks out the window, considering. John watches her.

JANE
(without looking at him)
For now. John plays it cool. JOHN

Right. See how it goes.

JANE
Yeah, see how it goes.

A beat. John and Jane look out their windows. And... The trial begins.

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EXT/INT. ROADSIDE MCDONALDS - DAWN

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Corporate Christmas. Nat King Cole. Ronald McDonald Santa,

CONTINUED: (2)

Jane and John sit, looking hunted, drinking terrible coffee. Jane looks from customer to customer. Paranoid. She knows the next attack could come from anywhere.

John sits still, trying not to say the one thing he wants to say. Finally, he cracks:

JOHN
So how many?
JANE
John, please.
JOHN
I just want to know-
JANE
We’re on the run from countless assassins right now. It’s really not the best time-
JOHN
Just give a number. Then I won't ask anything else, I promise. How many? How many before me?

Jane looks away. Checking the crowd. All suspicious. The Lady with the Christmas sweater? The Old Man with the cane?

JOHN (CONT'D)
How about if I go first?

Jane knows this is the only way to move on.

JANE
Fine. Go ahead.
JOEN
I don’t exactly keep count. But I’d say we're talking...fifty. Maybe sixty. I been around the block. So how about you? Just ball-park. She checks the crowd again. Then:
JANE
Three hundred and twelve.

John goes pale.

(CONTINUED )

CONTINUED: (3)

JOHN
Three hundred and twelve? That practically is a ball-park. Three hundred and twelve?
JANE
Does it bother you?
JOHN
How the hell did you get to three hundred and twelve?

She shrugs.

JANE
Some were two at a time.

A long beat. Finally... JOHN Are you counting innocent bystanders in that? Jane shakes her head, annoyed. And we CUT TO:

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EXT. MCDONALDS PARKING LOT - DAWN

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John and Jane stride across the lot. Jane is ten yards ahead. JOHN (still struggling) How’d you find time to shop?

JANE
Enough.

CRASH! Jane SMASHES a window, to steal a car.

JANE (CONT'D)
Get in.

As John slides in, the engine HUMS to life.

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INT. CAR ON HIGHWAY -— NIGHT

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A long stretch of road. Jane drives. John sulks, staring out the window, still struggling with the Number.

JANE
If we’re going to survive, we need to stay cool now. Cold, hard, professional. Okay?

(CONTINUED )

JOHN
Cold, professional. Got it.
JANE
We need a plan.

John slowly looks at her. His eyes are dark, hopeless.

JOHN
A plan? We'll let‘s see. We've got countless government assassins hunting us down. We got no house, no job, no office. And my wife has killed enough people to fill a small village. You want to hear my plan? We go to Coney Island, ride the Cyclone, and call our parents to say goodbye.
JANE
My parents are dead. JOHN What? JANE

They died when I was ten. This news hits John harder than everything else combined.

JOHN
So who was the kindly fellow giving you away at the wedding?

; JANE He was a paid actor.

John sits rocked. JOHN I feel so naive. I feel so naive for bringing my real parents to the wedding.

John looks at Jane, realizing how little he knows. This is the single lowest moment of his life, He croaks:

JOHN (CONT'D)
I said, I said I saw your dad on “Fantasy Island.”

Jane is trying to stay professional here.

CONTINUED: (2)

JANE
sorry.

They drive a beat in silence. No eye contact. And then:

JANE (CONT'D)
All we need is something to trade for our lives. Something the boss wants more than he wants us.

John keeps his eyes out the window. Distant.

JOHN
Where we gonna find that kind of leverage?

A beat. And Jane's eyes narrow. Mind racing. A plan brewing... on the CUT TO--

178

EXT. FEDERAL COURTHOUSE - NIGHT

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The perennial steps. Establish. And then we...DROP DOWN BELOW THE STREET. DOWN DOWN DOWN TO--

179

INT. BUNKER -— NIGHT

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A witness protection bunker. TARGET HECTOR sits with RODWAY. Unlike the hotel room before, there are no distractions here for Hector. Just newspapers, which a half-dozen AGENTS read.

HECTOR
Why can’t I get a pizza?
RODWAY
Hector, this room is hermetically sealed. You are not going to see another pizza until you’ve finished testif-

We HURTLE THROUGH THE WALLS, PUSHING UP TWO FLOORS TO--

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INT. COURTHOUSE ~- COMMUNICATIONS ROOM ~ NIGHT

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Rows of floor-to-ceiling patch bays and servers fill a large

refrigerated COMMS ROOM. Four aisles of servers. At a desk at

the far end sits a computer geek, GORDON, typing a keyboard. GORDON

Yo Maxine? I’m gonna head up there install it myself.

His chair scrapes across the steel mesh floor. He leaves. Right under where he was sitting, a metal panel in the floor pops up, and Jane appears. She has been hiding in the wiring cavity under the floor.

She opens a titanium suitcase. Inside is a laptop and comms kit. She ethernets onto the network and hacks the main server. She wears an ear-piece.

JANE
Snow White in place, how are the sewers Grumpy? AND WE ROCKET DOWN DOWN DOWN BELOW THE BUNKER DOWN TO-- INT. SEWERS ~ NIGHT

A flashlight beam slices through the darkness. A shadow emerges. John. He wears an earpiece.

JOHN
I thought I was Prince Charming.
JANE (IN EARPIECE}
Yeah well now you’re Grumpy... Tower OPs, online.

INTERCUT JOHN AND JANE. Jane's screen fills with PASSWORD PROMPTS for the main system. She starts hacking.

JOHN
You check the perimeter?
JANE
Yes, I checked the perimeter.
JOHN
You on the police bands?

Jane gets a little annoyed, distracted from her work. JANE This is not my first time, you know.

John keeps moving, his flashlight hitting walls.

JOHN
Please. Don't remind me.
JANE
Status, Grumpy?

(CONTINUED )

John reaches a SERVICE SHAFT. His eyes distant, thinking...

JOHN
Three hundred and twelve...
JANE
Get over it, John. We‘re in motion.

And the shaft CLICKS OPEN. John steps into VENT SHAFTS.

181

INT. COURTHOUSE - COMMUNICATIONS ROOM - NIGHT

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Jane hits keys, highlighting GRIDS for the SUB-BASE FLOOR.

182

INT. CEILING VENT SHAFT ~ NIGHT

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Horizontal shafts. John crouch-runs through the ducts. Hot air blows through the pipes. His bady GLOWS on SCREEN IN--

183

INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM - NIGHT

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Jane has a TRACKER on John. She leads him through the grid.

JANE
Het C.. LIGNE «. Tights «=
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INT. CEILING VENT SHAFT - NIGHT

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John quickly works his way through the narrow shafts. Then suddenly...STOPS.

JANE (IN EARPIECE)
Why did you stap?
JORN
Because I can’t walk through walls. You ran me into a dead end, Jane.

We see...John is facing a DEAD END.

JANE (IN EARPIECE)
You must have made a wrong turn.

s

JOHN
Zi must have...?

He is sweating. The hot air is boiling. JANE (IN EARPIECE)

Stay in position. I'm re-routing now.

JOHN
(under breath)
“Stay in position.” Easy for you to say. And with that, he KICKS THROUGH a VENT GRILL. And steps into-- INT. SUPPLY CLOSET - NIGHT

John hits the floor.

JANE
John. What are you doing? JOHN My job. This isn't my first time

either.

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INT. SUB~BASEMENT HALL — NIGHT

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The SUPPLY CLOSET door cracks open. A small mirror emerges, in John’s hand. He looks up the steel hall at...

The BUNKER DOOR. Two FBI AGENTS stand guard. JOHN (quiet) I’m in position. Kill the lights.

186

INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM ~ NIGHT

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Jane strokes keys. But...her screen goes RED. FAILSAFES flash. “INVALID COMMAND. CONFIRM PASSWORD.”

JANE
Damn it. The system’s redundant.
187

INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

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John keeps looking down the hall. Quiet, urgent:

JOHN
I’m in position. What’s going on?
JANE (IN EARPIECE)
I'm working on it.
188

INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM - NIGHT

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Jane hits keys. Desperately trying to hack the failsafe.

99,

JOHN
Nothing’s happening. Jane...

Jane continues to struggle, getting more and more stressed.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Jane..? Nothing’s happening. Jane...? Where the hell’s my blackout?
JANE
Will you just let me work please.

Jane grits her teeth. Working fast.

189

INT. HALLWAY ~ NIGHT

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The elevator at the other end of the hall PINGS. A YOUNG FBI AGENT emerges, with two PIZZA BOXES.

YOUNG FBI AGENT
Anybody hungry?

The two Agents OPEN THE DOOR TO THE BUNKER, letting their buddies know dinner’s here. The Agents step away: from their post, LEAVING THE BUNKER DOOR SLIGHTLY AJAR.

They walk past the supply closet. John sees the empty door.

JOHN
(a whisper)
They left their post. I got a clear shot here.
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INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM — NIGHT

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Jane is still hitting keys, frantic. JOHN (IN EARPIECE) This could be the one shot we got, I‘m taking it~

JANE
Wait John don’t, I’m nearly there-
JOHN (IN EARPIECE)
I‘m taking it.
JANE
No wait!
191

INT. SUPPLY CLOSET ~ NIGHT

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John reaches out and... RIPS DOWN A FIRE ALARM.

192

INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM — NIGHT

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Jane hears the ALARM flare to life.

JANE
Oh Jesus John, what have you done.
193

INT. HALLWAY ~ NIGHT

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The Agents drop their pizza. They hustle back up the hall. Just as they get to the supply closet, the STEEL DOOR SLAMS OPEN, KNOCKING the men off their feet. John emerges. The Agents try to stand, but John moves fast. Three quick SLASHES, and the men fall hard, over and out. As they drop, John grabs one of their guns. He looks up the hall.

194

INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM - NIGHT

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Jane keeps hitting keys. She monitors the POLICE BAND RADIO. JANE

We're all over the goddamn air.

We've got to abort!

195

INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

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John hears the news. He barrels toward the door, FIRING WILDLY to give himself some cover.

JOHN
How about some good news, honey? I need a little support right now. He KICKS through the door, sweeping into-~ INT. BUNKER — NIGHT Just as John breaks the barrier...

ALL THE LIGHTS GO OUT. The SCREEN IS BLACK. So John is BLIND.

JOHN
Oh now that’s just perfect.

Agents FIRE. Muzzles flash, lighting the scene. John moves through the room like a SHADOW, keeping low.

He beelines toward the MAIN HOLDING ROOM, He FIRES six quick shots at the doorknob. The gunshots expose his position, 50 the Agents bear down. John lunges into--

196

INT. BUNKER — MAIN HOLDING ROOM — NIGHT

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John sees a LOCKED DOOR. Without slowing, he pulls and tosses a GRENADE. It rattles to the door. And...BOOM! EXPLODES.

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INT. COMMUNICATIONS ROOM - NIGHT I

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Jane rolls her eyes. A disaster.

198

INT. BUNKER ~ MAIN HOLDING CELL - NIGHT

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John moves through flames and debris to see...HECTOR in a chair, scared to death. He looks up at John's shadow.

JOHN ; Follow me. I got orders to get you f out of here.

HECTOR
You think I’m fucking stupid?

JOHN

Nobody wants to do things the easy

way today. WHAM! John whips down his gun, KNOCKING Hector over and out.

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INT. BUNKER ~ FRONT ROOM -. NIGHT

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The FBI Agents take command positions. Their TEAM LEADER raises his hand, to lead the charge. But...something SLIDES out of the bedroom. They look down to see...

A GRENADE. BOOM! A percussive STUN GRENADE. The Agents FALL to the floor, eyes rolling back, blind. Alive.

Through roiling smoke, John emerges, with Hector slumped over his shoulder. He moves out to--

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INT. STEEL HALLWAY ~ NIGAT

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John enters the ELEVATOR, just as a sea of FEDS and COPS flood through a STAIRWELL door. The elevator closes.

201

INT. ELEVATOR - NIGHT

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John stands exhausted, covered in debris. He breathes heavy.

(CONTINUED )

The elevator stops. Doors open. Jane enters. They stand together, as the elevator rises. Jane opens her mouth.

JOHN
Don't.

A beat.

JANE
You deviated from the plan. Not me.

He just looks at her. She couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Not this one time. PING! The elevator hits the GROUND FLOOR.

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INT. CAR ~ MOVING

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John and Jane are in the front, seriously pissed. Hector is in the back, slowly blinking his way to consciousness.

JANE
I can't believe you didn't trust me.
JOHN
I trusted you. I just saw an opportunity.
JANE
We had a plan. You deviated.
JOHN
Honey... C’mon. Do I have to trust you or obey you?
JANE
It’s just so revealing. We make an agreement, then you do it your way.
JOHN
It worked, didn’t it? Didn’t it? Do we or don’t we have the guy?
JANE
Yes.
JOHN
See. That's teamwork.

She doesn't look convinced.

HECTOR
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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INT. MOTEL ~ NIGHT

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WHACK! Hector'’s head SNAPS back. He is tied to a chair. John and Jane face him. John just levelled a PUNCH. They’ve been here for a while.

JANE
John. What are you doing? JOHN Jane. Let me handle this. JANE You're going to kill him. JOHN It was my left hand. Please. Sit down. JANE John- JOHN

Jane, sit down. She sits down, burning. John turns to Hector.

JOHN (CONT'D)
Okay, Hector. Look at me...

Hector is looking at Jane. Her legs. JOHN (CONT'D) Hey. Look at me, Hector. And answer the question: why’d the CIA want you dead? Hector looks at John. Defiant. Ever the pain in the ass.

HECTOR
You kill me, you got nothing.

John shakes his head, losing patience.

JANE
He’s right, John. JOHN Jane... Can I talk to you fora

second?

8 He PULLS her away from Hector, leading her INTO THE CORNER. They stand close. Quiet, heated.

JOHN (CONT'D)
You know honey, maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of Hector. What? I’m just saying. It sends a mixed message.
JANE
Trust me, I don’t need to “undermine” you. You're doing a good job of that, all on your own. John tightens. He holds out his gun. Think you can do better?
JOHN
Nice. Go ahead.

She shakes her head.

JANE
I don’t need that.

John can't help but smile. She looks at Hector. Her eyes narrow. A new tact.

JANE (CONT'D)
All I need to do...is say please.

She drops her hair. As it falls dangerously, we CUT TO:

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INT. MOTEL ROOM — SECONDS LATER

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For the first time, Hector looks a little...nervous. And we see why: Jane approaches, with her hair down, fingers on her blouse-buttons. Ravishing. JANE Hector. Hector... We don’t want to hurt you. JOHN (under breath) We don‘t?

JANE
John... We're your friends, Hector.

Her hand lazily brushes his shoulder.

(CONTINUED )

JANE (CONT'D)
Close friends...if you’d like... John glares at her. She shakes her head, “relax.”
JANE (CONT'D)
And all we want to know is...

Her hand lazily on his cheek.

JANE (CONT'D)
Why would the CIA want to kill you?

She leans down. Her face close to his ear. She breathes:

JANE (CONT'D)
Come on, Hector...

Hector swallows hard. He’‘s struggling to hold tight. John is struggling too. He grips his gun tighter.

JANE (CONT'D)
You can tell me...

Jane's hand is on his shoulder, rubbing softly.

JANE (CONT'D)
Anything...

Hector is sweating. Jane is so close he can taste her.

JANE (CONT'D)
Anything you want...

Closer, closer. Her lips part. And one word escapes:

JANE (CONT'D)
Please.

Hector opens his mouth. He’s about to crack. But suddenly-- CLICKCLACK!! John stands with his HUGE GUN at Hector’s head. JOHN JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, HECTOR!

Hector’s mouth shuts.

JANE
John. Put the gun down.

(CONTINUED )

CONTINUED: (2)

His trigger finger tightens.

JANE (CONT'D)
John. Put the gun down. And go wait outside. Wait outside, John.

Hector looks up at him. And cracks a little crooked smile.

HECTOR
Yeah, go wait outside. So me and the Mrs can have some quality time.

That’s it. John SWINGS his pistol. And...THWACK! Jane GRABS his gun in MID-AIR. John and Jane lock eyes.

JANE
GO. WAIT. OUTSIDE.

A heated beat. John lowers his gun. His eyes angry.

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EXT. MOTEL - NIGHT

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WHAM! John SLAMS the door shut behind him. He looks back, and sees...Jane CLOSING THE CURTAINS. He stands alone a beat. Totally alone.

JANE (0.S.)
What happened in there?

He turns to see Jane. In the doorway. Her hair messed. One more button open on her blouse. John is cold.

JOHN
You tell me.
JANE
You lost your cool.
JOHN
Yeah well maybe it's not so easy to stay cold and professional when your wife’s sitting on some guy’s lap in a Motel Six.

He doesn’t trust her. She takes out a cigarette.

JOHN (CONT'D)
When did you start smoking?
JANE
My whole life.

(107.

John shakes his head. Quiet, reeling.

JOHN
Jesus Christ, who are you? I mean do I even know your name?
(a beat, realizing)
Wait seriously, do I know your Mame, Jane?

She turns to him. Doesn’t answer. That’s a “no,”

JANE
Hector Danz.

She lights up. A drag.

JANE (CONT'D)

His name’s Hector Danz. He was an accountant for the CIA. Ran all the books for freelance hitters. They were using independents, like us, on domestic targets.

Another drag. John just stares at her.

JANE (CONT'D)
FBI was onto the operation. They got Hector's books, convinced him to testify...against the man who runs our chapter. Name's Mr. Horner. And he's got access to the top fifty hitters in the United States. Who are all after us now.

A beat. John stares at Jane. Dealing.

JOHN
You were in there for like fifteen seconds. How'd you get all that?

She puffs.

JANE
I can be very convincing.

He shakes his head. Digesting. Jane remaing dark. JANE (CONT'D) John. Hector and the books are a

package deal. Without the books, we've got nothing.

CONTINUED: (2)

John shrugs. No problem.

JOHBN
So let’s get the books.
JANE
Great idea.
(looking at John)
Except you blew them up at the courthouse.

John opens his mouth, Nothing escapes. A beat.

JOHN
So...Hector,..isS...
JANE
Worthless.

A hard beat. Stinging.

JOHN
So we've got nothing to trade.

Jane takes a long drag. Smoke rises.

JANE
Except each other. They're not going to stop till one of us is dead.

An impossible beat. Trapped. With insurmountable odds. John searches for a solution. Quiet, resolved. Finally:

JOHN
Well then, I guess we’ve gotta take them out. Jane looks back at him.
JANE
That’s your answer. You want to take out an army of assassins?
JOHN
What?
JANE
It’s just...it’s just so typical.
JOEN
What does that mean?

CONTINUED: (3)

She looks at him.

JANE
It means: why don’t you stop and think for a second.
JOHN
I am thinking.
JANE
No. You’re attacking. You're always attacking, John.
JOHN
Always?
JANE
Always. It‘s who you are.
JOHN
How would you know?
(a hanging beat)
Honey, six days ago, you thought I was in fucking construction.

Jane looks at him. A penetrating glance.

JANE
I’m not talking about your job. I’m talking about you. And you always blow up what you can't fix.

John roils, emotional.

JOHN
Where is this coming from?
JANE
Where is this coming from? How about the fact that you fired a ballistic missile at me! You shot up our wagon! You tried to run me over with a monster truck! {a beat, real) All you do is wreck things.
JOHN
And you think you're so much better? Your neat little boxes. Everything tagged and filed. What happened to my car?!

CONTINUED: (4)

JANE
You ran it into the river. While trying to attack me.
JOHN
You slipped out of the house. Not me. That's you. Always avoiding things.
JANE
John. I didn't blow up the one thing that could save us.
JOHN
Jane. It wasn't my idea to get Hector.

JANE

So this is my fault?! This is my fault now?

JOHN
(snapping)

No, it’s my fault. It’s all my fault. It’s my fault we met. It's my fault we moved in. And it’s definitely my fault we got married.

Fuck. Right away, he wishes he could take the last sentence back. But it’s too late. It’s out there. Jane hardens.

JANE
No, John. That was both our faults.

A hard beat. On the edge of the dark highway. frustrated. He wants to stop the bleeding.

JOHN
Look. Husbands and wives lie to each other all the time. It doesn’t mean they don’t know each other.
JANE
Doesn’t it?

A beat. A challenge: JANE (CONT'D)

So tell me one thing that’s true. One thing you really mean...

John stands

lll. CONTINUED: (5)

She needs something meaningful here. John opens his mouth. But nothing comes out. He doesn’t know what to say. Jane shakes her head, disappointed.

JANE (CONT'D)
You were right... I don’t know you at all.

She turns around. A beat. Miles away. John searches. Finds:

JOHN
I’m sorry...

Hold on John. And we CUT TO-~

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INT. ANONYMOUS ROOM

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A phone rings. A hand picks up.

VOICE Identify.

JANE (ON PHONE)
3146578.

VOICE Your contract has been rescinded.

JANE (ON PHONE)
I have a package for the Boss. Something he wants.

VOICE (a beat) Where would you like to make delivery? JANE Somewhere public, covered, no clean shots. VOICE (ON PHONE) Name it.

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EXT. MOTEL — PAYPHONE ON HIGHWAY ~- NIGHT

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Jane hangs up. No sign of John. She looks at the horizon. The sun rises, blood red. A cold wind blows. Jane drops her cigarette, and stomps it out. Hard.

And we CUT TO... AN EPIC SWEEPING AERIAL SHOT OF...... ‘

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EXT. IKEA SUPERSTORE —- DAY

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See the Christmas shoppers. Smell the new paint. And enter~-~

209

INT. IKEA SUPERSTORE. DAY.

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John enters ALONE. His eyes shift from customer to customer. Potential assassins everywhere. That guy over there looking at the bunkbeds. The couple paying for garden furniture.

John walks slow. Wary. Eyes shifting. Hands running through soft furnishings. And then...

VOICE (0.S.) Mr. Smith.

John turns to face MR. HORNER: a very ordinary man carrying a very ordinary basket of goods. He smiles broadly. Terrifying.

JOHN
Mr. Horner.

His smile tightens, realizing John knows his name. John’s eyes keep moving, checking the customers, sightlines.

MR. HORNER
Looking for your wife?

A hanging beat.

MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
She tell you she'd take the back route? Meet you in the middle?

John stays quiet. He looks at Mr. Horner. That scary smile.

MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
I don‘t think she‘ll be joining us. Except to pick up her payment.
JOHN
What are you talking about?
MR. HORNER
We always knew she was the better hitter. Of course, it took her a little longer than usual to clean the scene this time. But at least she finished what she started.

John looks gutpunched. His eyes scanning. He sees the store filled with suspicious moves, bulges. Quiet:

(CONTINUED )

113. | CONTINUED: |

JOHN
Looks like the gang’s all here.

Mr. Horner smiles, nods good-naturedly.

MR. HORNER
You know, I had a wife once...

He trails off. We can only imagine what happened to his wife.

JOHN
How much? How much did she get for serving me up?

Mr. Horner pats a BAG in his basket.

MR. HORNER
Class one contract, John. j

John shakes his head, digesting. Horner gives a cruel smile. MR. HORNER (CONT'D) Don’t tell me you thought this would all have a happy ending...?

John looks up. Intense. Remembering Jane’s words:

JOHN
Happy endings...are just stories...

VOICE (0.S.) That haven’t finished yet.

And we see...JANE steps out from behind Mr. Horner. He turns, a little surprised to see her. John's eyes remain level, giving away no emotion, nothing.

JOHN
Perfect timing; Jane.
JANE
Perfect as always.
CUT TO:

MAN IN MOCK BATHROOM The Man sits on mock toilet. Speaks into a wrist mic.

MAN ON TOILET
Status check.
CUT TO:

MAN PUSHING PRAM

MAN PUSHING PRAM
Stay in position, on my mark.
BACK TO:

Mr. Horner keeps his eyes on Jane.

MR. HORNER
You here to collect early?

He motions to the bag. She takes it.

JANE
Yes. I am.

She opens the bag, checking the cash.

MR. HORNER
Any last words, John?

John keeps his eyes on Jane. A flicker of...connection...?

JOHN
In light of the seriousness of the situation, and since I may not have the chance later, I want you to know I married you because I loved you .

Jane Looks at John.

JANE
Likewise. I wanted what I wanted and I lied. I apologize.

Mr. Horner looks slightly confused. His smile creases.

JOHN
Me too. Also, you‘re the only girl I ever loved. Nobody made me feel the way you did, before all the whatnot got in the way.
JANE
Ditto. Guy with the trolley?

Okay, now Mr. Horner is seriously confused. What the fuck is going on? He looks back and forth between John and Jane.

(CONTINUED )

CONTINUED: (2)

JOHN

Got him. Couple by the lamps? JANE

Check. JOHN

So. You ready? And...Jane steps BESIDE JOHN. Facing Mr. Horner together.

JANE
Yeah. I’m ready.

Mr. Horner‘s smile finally fades. Dead serious.

MR. HORNER
If this is some kind of plan, it can’t possibly work.
JOHN
No, it’s not a plan. See, we tried to come up with a clever plan. But we couldn’t agree on anything.
JANE
We had a few ideas, but they never really gelled into anything.

There is something different about their bickering now. A rhythm. As if they are in on the same joke. Their eyes keep moving, casing. The customers slowly shift positions.

JOHN
(buying time)
I thought maybe we should all meet at the Wollman Memorial.

MR, HORNER What are you talking about?

JANE
The ice rink in Central Park. From all the movies.
JOHN
But turns out Jane can’t skate.
(to Jane)
Guy on the forklift. Jane sees the forklift. She continues. Eyes moving. Riffing:

(CONTINUED )

(3)

JANE
Then John wanted to meet and stage our deaths in front of the Statue of Liberty. {to John) Shooter on the shelves.
JOHN
But Jane said you’d probably kill us soon as we got there.
JANE
And it is the ending of The Sting.

Mr. Horner loses patience:

MR. HORNER
SHUT UP.

John and Jane look at Mr. Horner. He gathers himself.

MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
Do you have any idea how many times you’re outnumbered here?
JOHN
Well see, we didn’t before. But we do now.

MR. HORNER

So you know for a fact you’re not walking out of here alive.

JOHN
That’s more than possible. Wouldn’t you say, honey?
JANE
More than possible. I’d say “likely”.
FATHER
I don’t understand. What on earth Made you think it would work?

They look at each other. Shrug.

The Truth.

JOHN
This is us, you know. This is what we do.

They look back.

CONTINUED: (4)

JANE
Plus, we have very, very big balls.

Without turning.

JOHN
See you in the next life Jane.
JANE
Likewise John.

Jane pulls a gun and time turns to syrup. John throws the bag into the air, covering Jane’s head. She FIRES at the BAG, 50 money explodes into the air, buying them precious cover.

A TELESCOPIC SIGHT SHOT is obscured by the cloud of bills. Mr. Horner steps away, disappearing down the aisle.

A fully armed TEAM sit up in the KIDDIE FOAM BALL PIT where they had been hiding. They OPEN FIRE on Jane and John.

Jane aims at a man drawing his gun and blows him backwards off his feet. The MAN ON THE TOILET get off one shot at them before John takes him out. John and Jane SMASH through the paint cans, into the massive shelving unit.

They roll GRENADES across the floor spewing colored smoke. Another grenade spins further out. As Killers swarm the area, the grenade goes off with a flash, BANG! A percussion grenade. It takes out the four nearest guys.

John and Jane, now inside the shelving unit, crouch-run behind the paint cans as shots rain in, SPATTERING them with multi-colored PAINTS. They roll out into the opposite aisle.

John skids across the floor on his back, FIRING continuously, DROPPING two agents with rifles. Jane covers the other angle FIRING at multiple targets pouring into her end of the aisle.

The aisles are working in their favor, they only have two directions to cover. Back-to-back, they BLAST their way through a chipboard wardrobe into another shelving unit where they fluidly reload under cover as they spin into the next aisle. Swapping directions, they cover opposite angles.

Agents pour into each end of the aisle but they have no cover. Jane and John work through them methodically, spewing hot lead, raining brass casings. More and more Agents appear.

But Jane and John have found an unstoppable RHYTHM. Like Fred and Ginger.

CONTINUED: (5)

Covering each other, reloading under shelves, erossing into aisle after aisle, covering each other again and again.

The Agents quickly realize they are at a disadvantage on this terrain. They hang back, FIRING more carefully. John and Jane have to be more careful now, more observant. Reacting to the smallest movements. They burst out of the warehouse area and into the SHOWROOM.

Eerily, John and Jane move through living room mock ups, kitchens, stalking through studies and immaculate bedrooms. Like a MAZE, they encounter Agents round corners, firing at John and Jane from hidden vantage points.

Two Agents are dug into a BATHROOM, laying down fire. The cover is more readily available here, the ground broken. John and Jane’s progress is slowed in a mock-up of the ideal suburban LIVING ROOM. They continue to shoot it out.

JANE (CONT'D)
Ammo? ‘
JOHN
Low. Can’t get stuck here. We need to reinforce.

Two Agents incoming. Jane gets low, grabbing CHRISTMAS LIGHTS off a pillar, whipping out the lights, SWEEPING the Agents to their feet. As they fall, she snatches their guns. She tosses the reinforcements to John. On the move...

JANE
The other side of that wall, through soft furnishings and we're home free.

John looks at his wife, fucking impressed. They jump up and lay down a withering FIRE on the bathroom, which gets blown { to bits. One agent ICED, the other dives into the BATHTUB.

John and Jane run through the final few rooms and into SOFT FURNISHINGS. It seems quiet. Too quiet. Suddenly a SHOT hits John in the leg and he goes down. Jane drops with him.

They hit the deck and start CRAWLING through acres of beds in rows. Jane pops up and takes out the shooter through a venetian blind. She looks to John. “You okay?"

John nods and they’re off, crawling under beds popping up now and again to look around,

TWELVE AGENTS run into the section. They split up and stalk through the beds.

CONTINUED: (6)

Suddenly John pops up and takes one out. Just as they react, Jane pops up on the other side twenty feet away and drops another. They attempt to react to Jane, but John pops up, twenty feet further on and HITS again. It’s impossible to tell where John and Jane are. The remaining agents hit the deck, adopting the Smiths’ technique and...

A game of deadly hide-and-seek ensues in the WORLD'S LARGEST

BEDROOM.

More Agents spill into the room. No one seems to be able to locate where or when the Smiths will pop up next. John and Jane separate. They shoot and fight their way toward the door. Taking guns off fallen enemies for ammo. Their progress seems inexorable. A bloodbath.

Then... Silence. Panting, they both listen. No sounds of life. They are the only two people left in the world.

John and Jane slowly stand up and walk out. John leans on Jane for support. As they pass Mr. Horner, without looking:

JANE (CONT'D)
We’re the only game left in town.
JOHN
You know where to find us.
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EXT. IKEA ~ DAY

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In slow motion: John and Jane, both streaked with blood and colored paint, walk out of IKEA, weapons still drawn. They pass SHOPPERS cowering behind cars. Kids cry. People pray.

A WOMAN runs out in front of them trying to get to her car. John lazily raises his gun but Jane touches his arm. It’s OK. She‘s real. He lowers it. A nuclear FAMILY are on their faces behind their Range Rover.

John and Jane get in their car and slowly drive away. As they head into the hills, we hear the swell of SIRENS. And...

A convoy of CARS speeds toward IKEA. We recognize the FBT sedans. And...

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INT. IKEA SUPERSTORE - DAY

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CRUNCH! PBI AGENTS in flak~jackets swarm the store. Guns out. Familiar faces. They see the FORTY KILLERS layed out. With

Christmas wreathes and blinking lights strewn everywhere, the bodies almost look like...Christmas presents.

(CONTINUED )

We hear BING CROSBY back on the radio. A modern version in--

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EXT/INT. CAR -~ DAY

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John and Jane drive away. Jane at the wheel. She reaches over, and puts her hand on John's hand. Blood mingling.

DR. WEXLER (V.O.)
So I’m pleased to see you back here as a couple...
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INT. DOCTOR WEXLER’S OFFICE ~ DAY

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John and Jane sit next to each other on the love seat.

DR. WEXLER
I’m interested to hear what progress you feel you've made, if any, over the past two weeks or so.
JOHN
Well, I think we made a little progress, don’t you honey?
JANE
I’d say so..
JOHN
I can’t speak for Jane but I feel we’ve got to know each other all over again, our good points, our bad points...
JANE
Our really bad points..
JOHN
Right. I mean it’s early but I’d say we’ve brought a whole new level of honesty to our relationship.
JANE
We realized we were depriving each other of who we really were.
JOHN
I feel free for the first time since we met. I feel like there's...there’s...

(CONTINUED )

JANE
-..room for us to grow, to become more like us rather than shrinking into some idea of who we should be.
DR. WEXLER.
You know, a lot of couples I meet, the biggest block is trust.
JANE
You know that is so true.
DR. WEXLER.
It seems you’ve refound the trust in your love. John, Jane, I'm pleased for you. What you’ve discovered is very special. So on a scale of one to ten how happy would you say you are now?

They smile at Dr. Wexler.

JANE
Eight.
JOHN
Nine.

They look each at each other. SNAP TO BLACK. REALLY LOUD DEATH METAL.

FADE OUT.