John enters ALONE. His eyes shift from customer to customer.
Potential assassins everywhere. That guy over there looking
at the bunkbeds. The couple paying for garden furniture.
John walks slow. Wary. Eyes shifting. Hands running through
soft furnishings. And then...
VOICE (0.S.)
Mr. Smith.
John turns to face MR. HORNER: a very ordinary man carrying a
very ordinary basket of goods. He smiles broadly. Terrifying.
JOHN
Mr. Horner.
His smile tightens, realizing John knows his name. John’s
eyes keep moving, checking the customers, sightlines.
MR. HORNER
Looking for your wife?
A hanging beat.
MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
She tell you she'd take the back route? Meet you in the middle?
John stays quiet. He looks at Mr. Horner. That scary smile.
MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
I don‘t think she‘ll be joining us. Except to pick up her payment.
JOHN
What are you talking about?
MR. HORNER
We always knew she was the better hitter. Of course, it took her a little longer than usual to clean the scene this time. But at least she finished what she started.
John looks gutpunched. His eyes scanning. He sees the store
filled with suspicious moves, bulges. Quiet:
(CONTINUED )
113. |
CONTINUED: |
JOHN
Looks like the gang’s all here.
Mr. Horner smiles, nods good-naturedly.
MR. HORNER
You know, I had a wife once...
He trails off. We can only imagine what happened to his wife.
JOHN
How much? How much did she get for serving me up?
Mr. Horner pats a BAG in his basket.
MR. HORNER
Class one contract, John. j
John shakes his head, digesting. Horner gives a cruel smile.
MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
Don’t tell me you thought this
would all have a happy ending...?
John looks up. Intense. Remembering Jane’s words:
JOHN
Happy endings...are just stories...
VOICE (0.S.)
That haven’t finished yet.
And we see...JANE steps out from behind Mr. Horner. He turns,
a little surprised to see her. John's eyes remain level,
giving away no emotion, nothing.
JOHN
Perfect timing; Jane.
JANE
Perfect as always.
CUT TO:
MAN IN MOCK BATHROOM
The Man sits on mock toilet. Speaks into a wrist mic.
MAN ON TOILET
Status check.
CUT TO:
MAN PUSHING PRAM
MAN PUSHING PRAM
Stay in position, on my mark.
BACK TO:
Mr. Horner keeps his eyes on Jane.
MR. HORNER
You here to collect early?
He motions to the bag. She takes it.
JANE
Yes. I am.
She opens the bag, checking the cash.
MR. HORNER
Any last words, John?
John keeps his eyes on Jane. A flicker of...connection...?
JOHN
In light of the seriousness of the situation, and since I may not have the chance later, I want you to know I married you because I loved you .
Jane Looks at John.
JANE
Likewise. I wanted what I wanted and I lied. I apologize.
Mr. Horner looks slightly confused. His smile creases.
JOHN
Me too. Also, you‘re the only girl I ever loved. Nobody made me feel the way you did, before all the whatnot got in the way.
JANE
Ditto. Guy with the trolley?
Okay, now Mr. Horner is seriously confused. What the fuck is
going on? He looks back and forth between John and Jane.
(CONTINUED )
CONTINUED: (2)
JOHN
Got him. Couple by the lamps?
JANE
Check.
JOHN
So. You ready?
And...Jane steps BESIDE JOHN. Facing Mr. Horner together.
JANE
Yeah. I’m ready.
Mr. Horner‘s smile finally fades. Dead serious.
MR. HORNER
If this is some kind of plan, it can’t possibly work.
JOHN
No, it’s not a plan. See, we tried to come up with a clever plan. But we couldn’t agree on anything.
JANE
We had a few ideas, but they never really gelled into anything.
There is something different about their bickering now. A
rhythm. As if they are in on the same joke. Their eyes keep
moving, casing. The customers slowly shift positions.
JOHN
(buying time)
I thought maybe we should all meet at the Wollman Memorial.
MR, HORNER
What are you talking about?
JANE
The ice rink in Central Park. From all the movies.
JOHN
But turns out Jane can’t skate.
(to Jane)
Guy on the forklift. Jane sees the forklift. She continues. Eyes moving. Riffing:
(CONTINUED )
(3)
JANE
Then John wanted to meet and stage our deaths in front of the Statue of Liberty. {to John) Shooter on the shelves.
JOHN
But Jane said you’d probably kill us soon as we got there.
JANE
And it is the ending of The Sting.
Mr. Horner loses patience:
MR. HORNER
SHUT UP.
John and Jane look at Mr. Horner. He gathers himself.
MR. HORNER (CONT'D)
Do you have any idea how many times you’re outnumbered here?
JOHN
Well see, we didn’t before. But we do now.
MR. HORNER
So you know for a fact you’re not
walking out of here alive.
JOHN
That’s more than possible. Wouldn’t you say, honey?
JANE
More than possible. I’d say “likely”.
FATHER
I don’t understand. What on earth Made you think it would work?
They look at each other. Shrug.
The Truth.
JOHN
This is us, you know. This is what we do.
They look back.
CONTINUED: (4)
JANE
Plus, we have very, very big balls.
Without turning.
JOHN
See you in the next life Jane.
JANE
Likewise John.
Jane pulls a gun and time turns to syrup. John throws the bag
into the air, covering Jane’s head. She FIRES at the BAG, 50
money explodes into the air, buying them precious cover.
A TELESCOPIC SIGHT SHOT is obscured by the cloud of bills.
Mr. Horner steps away, disappearing down the aisle.
A fully armed TEAM sit up in the KIDDIE FOAM BALL PIT where
they had been hiding. They OPEN FIRE on Jane and John.
Jane aims at a man drawing his gun and blows him backwards
off his feet. The MAN ON THE TOILET get off one shot at them
before John takes him out. John and Jane SMASH through the
paint cans, into the massive shelving unit.
They roll GRENADES across the floor spewing colored smoke.
Another grenade spins further out. As Killers swarm the area,
the grenade goes off with a flash, BANG! A percussion
grenade. It takes out the four nearest guys.
John and Jane, now inside the shelving unit, crouch-run
behind the paint cans as shots rain in, SPATTERING them with
multi-colored PAINTS. They roll out into the opposite aisle.
John skids across the floor on his back, FIRING continuously,
DROPPING two agents with rifles. Jane covers the other angle
FIRING at multiple targets pouring into her end of the aisle.
The aisles are working in their favor, they only have two
directions to cover. Back-to-back, they BLAST their way
through a chipboard wardrobe into another shelving unit where
they fluidly reload under cover as they spin into the next
aisle. Swapping directions, they cover opposite angles.
Agents pour into each end of the aisle but they have no
cover. Jane and John work through them methodically, spewing
hot lead, raining brass casings. More and more Agents appear.
But Jane and John have found an unstoppable RHYTHM. Like Fred
and Ginger.
CONTINUED: (5)
Covering each other, reloading under shelves, erossing into
aisle after aisle, covering each other again and again.
The Agents quickly realize they are at a disadvantage on this
terrain. They hang back, FIRING more carefully. John and Jane
have to be more careful now, more observant. Reacting to the
smallest movements. They burst out of the warehouse area and
into the SHOWROOM.
Eerily, John and Jane move through living room mock ups,
kitchens, stalking through studies and immaculate bedrooms.
Like a MAZE, they encounter Agents round corners, firing at
John and Jane from hidden vantage points.
Two Agents are dug into a BATHROOM, laying down fire. The
cover is more readily available here, the ground broken. John
and Jane’s progress is slowed in a mock-up of the ideal
suburban LIVING ROOM. They continue to shoot it out.
JANE (CONT'D)
Ammo? ‘
JOHN
Low. Can’t get stuck here. We need to reinforce.
Two Agents incoming. Jane gets low, grabbing CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS off a pillar, whipping out the lights, SWEEPING the
Agents to their feet. As they fall, she snatches their guns.
She tosses the reinforcements to John. On the move...
JANE
The other side of that wall, through soft furnishings and we're home free.
John looks at his wife, fucking impressed. They jump up and
lay down a withering FIRE on the bathroom, which gets blown {
to bits. One agent ICED, the other dives into the BATHTUB.
John and Jane run through the final few rooms and into SOFT
FURNISHINGS. It seems quiet. Too quiet. Suddenly a SHOT hits
John in the leg and he goes down. Jane drops with him.
They hit the deck and start CRAWLING through acres of beds in
rows. Jane pops up and takes out the shooter through a
venetian blind. She looks to John. “You okay?"
John nods and they’re off, crawling under beds popping up now
and again to look around,
TWELVE AGENTS run into the section. They split up and stalk
through the beds.
CONTINUED: (6)
Suddenly John pops up and takes one out. Just as they react,
Jane pops up on the other side twenty feet away and drops
another. They attempt to react to Jane, but John pops up,
twenty feet further on and HITS again. It’s impossible to
tell where John and Jane are. The remaining agents hit the
deck, adopting the Smiths’ technique and...
A game of deadly hide-and-seek ensues in the WORLD'S LARGEST
BEDROOM.
More Agents spill into the room. No one seems to be able to
locate where or when the Smiths will pop up next. John and
Jane separate. They shoot and fight their way toward the
door. Taking guns off fallen enemies for ammo. Their progress
seems inexorable. A bloodbath.
Then... Silence. Panting, they both listen. No sounds of
life. They are the only two people left in the world.
John and Jane slowly stand up and walk out. John leans on
Jane for support. As they pass Mr. Horner, without looking:
JANE (CONT'D)
We’re the only game left in town.
JOHN
You know where to find us.