Joe lies on his back, staring fixedly at a fragile mobile
hanging from the ceiling, stirring listlessly.
SHIRLEY'S VOICE ,
That happens. Don't worry about it...
Shirley leans on one elbow, looking at Joe sympathetically,
fighting an almost irrepressible desire to laugh. Still
avoiding Shirley‘s eyds, Joe finds a cigarette on the side
table, searches for miliches.
2/2/68 4.
; JOE
Well, that's something never
happened to me before, you can
bet your bottem dollar. Uh,
where's the matches, ma‘am?
SHIRLEY 7 4
Top ‘drawer. Maybe if you didn't call me ma'am, things would work out RERESxi«
Joe finds the matches, lights up and lies back, staring at
the mobile as he smokes, still not looking at Shirley.
~ . JOE .
Pirst goddam time it ever quit
on mé, Fact.
The repressed laugh finally breaks through. Shirley stifles
it quickly as Joe sits up, looking at her.
JOE
You think I'm lying?
* SHTRLEY™
(controls herself)
Ho. Of course not. Just
semething struck me funny...
Close on Joe -~ watching Shirley closely, reacting.
~ SHIRLEY 'S VOICE ©
I just put myself in your shoes,
Io had this image of a bugler without
@ horn, a policeman without a stick,
etcetera, etcetera and ass
(giggles)
I think I'd better shut up, I'm
making it worse.
Shirley composes her face, reaching out to touch Joe. But
that doesn't help either. He reacts sharply.
2/2/68 95.
’ SHIRLEY
Maybe we should take a little nap,
see what happens?
". JOE
I ain't sleepy.
'* SHTRLEY
I know. Scribpbage!
Exttreme closeup of Joe -- frowning, puzzled...
“oY JOE
Shee~-it wee
we.camera pulling back to show Joe concentrating on a game,
Spread out on the sheet, consisting of nine dice lettered
on all sides, the object being to build as many words as
possible, Scrabble fashion, wnile a sand timer counts the
seconds. Shirley watches Joe's efforts to think with sympa-
thetic amusement. The only word Joe has composed so far is
MAN,
' SHIRLEY
That's pretty Freudian, Joe.
JOE - .
What? It's a perfectly good word, ain't it. How much time I got? ; : ‘(glances up} Goddam-.sand thing drive you crazy. Kee-rist, Spelling never was a very strong point with me, Even in school,
+
SHIRLEY
If you didn't talk so much, maybe you could think more,
JOE .
Talking helps. Bon't tlhe, you get muddled in your head. Hey! Now you just look at this here!
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» CONTINUED
Joe spells out MONY, down from the M in MAN.
on “-" SHIRLEY °
There's an E im MONEY. If that's
your word,
JOE ,
M-O-N-Y «- I'm'right! That‘s
just exactly how they spell it
up there on that big building,
bet you could see it from here.
M-0O-N-Y.
SHIRLEY
(stifles giggle)
Okay. Never arque with a man,
“JOE
Y -- what in hell starts with Y?
Shirley slyly trails the tips of her fingernails avross Joe's
chest as she leans over to study the game, breathing softly
into his ear as she speaks, .
‘SHIRLEY
It can end in ¥ -- day, pay, lay
w“- hey, pay lay:
One predatory hand rests on his knee -- as if by accident --
disarranging the sheet, talon nails lightly brushing his thigh.
-- JOE : te,
“Cat it out. That's cheating,
teasing me so I cant think.
Just one bitsy Y word and I
gonna beat you!
SHIRLEY
You gonna beat me, Joe?
JOE
Beat your butt, you don't Lemme think:
2/2/68 97.
| SHIRLEY
Gay ends in Y. Fey. You like
that -- gay fey -- is that your
problem?
JOE
I show you what problem -—
But the end of his sentence is swallowed by Shirley, taking
his kiss in her open mouth, crushed by its impact, an aninal
noise snarling deep in her throat -<=- the agonized alley cat
wail of pleasure == Joe's problem is solved, Joe's love
theme swells triumphant. At the same time, Shirley half-
rises, trying te force Joe's head down, her own on top.
The issue is joined. Shirley has named the game. Her
objective is to force Joe onto his back. Joe's objective
is to retain his initiative. Camera ignores the classic
action on the central front, concentrating exclusively on
peripheral tactical maneuvers...
«+-J0e"s elbows pinning her shoulders...
++eher eyes bright, accepting the challenge...
«sehis tight smile revealing clenched teeth..,
-.-her fingers searching out then tickling his underarm...
»-Joe laughing as he falls lopsidedly...
ee+Shirley laughing triumphantly...
«-eQtis hand closina on her wrist...
e+eher talon-nails clawing the air...
e+sher toes walking up his calf...
eeeher legs suddenly locking around his knees...
eeeher free hand grabbing his hair..,
«+ehexr Shoulder iising as she forces his head back...
208,
2/2/68 98.
ee ener lips pressing down on his...
~esnis hand swatting an unidentified mass of flesh...
.»sher eyes popping, teeth clamping his ear lobe...
«eehis hand catching her ankle...
essher teeth losing the ear lobe as she screams...
.-eher foot appearing upside down beside her face...
~e-ner talon=-nails furrowing flesh, drawing bDlood.+.+
e.nis head rearing back, roaring...
»»-both rolling to the floor, out of view...
«ewer feet suddenly flying up into vleWeee
ee ner hand tugging rhythmically at the blanket...
es.her other hand wildly exploring Joe's back...
eeeher ankles locking spasmodically...
. har eyes and mouth wide, gaping...
weethe blanket suddenly ripping free, flying into the air
as her arm flings itself around doe...
«the bedclothes spilling down around them, muffling her
ascending shrieks.
JOE'S VOICE
Whoopee til yi yoOuce