Bill sits on the steps of his porch in the back of the house
drinking a glass of red wine. The steps lead to the beach and
the sea.
Beatrix steps out onto the porch, and sits down on the steps
across from him.
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Between them the dawn sky breaks.
BILL
Did she go to sleep easy?
THE BRIDE
It took her a little bit. She was excited. She 1 s quite the little chatterbox.
BILL
Well, if she doesn 1 t like you, you got to kill her to say hello. But if she likes you, you can 1 t shut her up. She 1 s a chip off the ole blonde in that regards.
He holds up the bottle of vino.
BILL
Red wine?
She shakes her blonde head, no.
BILL
C 1 mon, Bea, you 1 re a whole lot more fun with a couple glasses of wine in ya.
She gives him a look.
BILL
(pointing towards the beach)
We 1 re going to go out there and have at it, aren 1 t we?
She shakes her blonde head, yes.
BILL
Well, I've already had a glass. So unless you want to win by an unfair advantage,· you should have a glass of wine, So we 1 re both on the same footing wine wise.
She holds out the empty glass, and he fills it with red.
BILL
You know, there 1 s an old man down here, his name is Esteban Viharo. He was a pimp. I knew him when I was a child. He was a friend of my mother 1 s. I told him about you. When I showed him your picture he smiles and said;
(imitating his accent)
"Yesss, I see the attraction. 11 He told me a story about taking me to the movies when I was five. It was a movie which had Lana Turner in it. And whenever she would appear on screen, he said I would stick my thumb in my mouth and suck it, to an obscure amount. And he knew right then, this boy will be a fool for blondes.
THE BRIDE
Who would of ever thought you 1 d be such a good father?
BILL
Well not you, that's for damn sure.
She gives him another look.
THE BRIDE
Must we have to endure your little zingers?
BILL
No we mustn't. But if you're going to say sentences like that, in the future, I will resist the temptation.
THE BRIDE
Baby, you don 1 t have a future.
Bill drinks some wine.
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BILL
I sent you to L.A. and you never came back. I thought you'd been killed. Do you know how cruel it is to make someone think someone they
• love is dead? I mourned you. Then
in the third month of my mourning,
I track you down. I wasn 1 t trying
to track you down, I was trying to
track down - the fucking assholes -
who I thought killed you. And when
I find you, what to I find? Not
only are you not dead, you're
getting married - to some fuckin
jerk - and you're pregnant? How do
you expect me to react?
THE BRIDE
Why do you think I hid?
BILL
Why did you leave in the first place? You have cold eyes towards me now. I understand their temperature, but they were warm the second to the last time I saw them, or was that just my imagination?
THE BRIDE
No.
The Bride decides to tell all. As she tells this story, parts
will be shown on the screen.
To give herself a running start with the story she starts it
off in Japanese;
THE BRIDE (JAPANESE)
You sent me to L.A. to kill that lady scoundrel, Lisa Wong.
Bill interrupts her.
BILL (ENGLISH)
You are you talking in Japanese?
The Bride explodes;
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THE BRIDE (ENGLISH)
What the hell do you care what I talk in? Don 1 t you know when to keep your mouth shut? I 1 m trying to tell you what you want to know, if you 1 ll just shut up and listen and • stop talking! Now may I continue?
BILL
You 1 re right, I'm wrong, continue.
THE BRIDE
The morning I left, I threw up. I don't feel like speaking in Japanese anymore - on the plane, I threw up. When I got to my hotel, I threw up. So naturally I started thinking, maybe I might be pregnant. So I bought one of those home pregnancy kits. Went back to my room and took the test. The little strip said blue. I was going to have a baby. I tried to call you, but you weren't there, so I just thought I'd call back later.
BILL •
But you never did.
THE BRIDE
- Would you shut up, I'm trying to tell you how I feel.
BILL
My apologies, please continue.
THE BRIDE
So I just figured I 1 d call you back later. I was just so happy, I put on music and danced by myself in the hotel suite, holding my little blue strip. What I didn 1 t know, was at some leg of my journey, I was spotted. With me in Los Angeles it didn 1 t take Lisa Wong long to figure out someone put a hit out on her. So she sent an assassin of her own to
kill me in my hotel room. As I was
dancing in euphoria, the killer
came down the hall.
There's a knock on the hotel room door.
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The Bride stops dancing and goes to the door 1 s peephole.
PEEPHOLE POV, A pretty KOREAN WOMANin the blazer and skirt
outfit of a hotel manager. She 1 s holding a basket of flowers.
The Bride says through the door;
THE BRIDE
Hello, can I help you?
HOTEL WOMAN
Hello, I 1 m Karen Kim, I 1 m the hospitality manager of the hotel. I have a welcome gift from the management.
Seeing it through the peephole .
THE BRIDE
Oh, it 1 s beautiful. But I'm kinda
• busy at this second, could you
possibly come back later?
As she talks, she accidentally drops the blue strip, she
bends down to pick it up ...
WHEN...
A SHOTGUN BLAST BLOWS A HOLE in the door, right where the bent over woman was previously standing.
Karen kicks open the door, Pump Action Shotgun in hand.
The Bride 1 s on her back, on the floor below her.
Karen aims the shotgun down at her,
With her foot, The Bride kicks the front door.
It SLAMS BACK HITTING Karen in the face.
The Bride scrambles to her feet, running for cover.
Karen pushes the door aside, steps into the room, and FIRES
the shotgun The Bride 1 s way .
The Bride DIVES out of the way.
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The BLAST DESTROYS the side of the room it HITS.
The Bride comes up from the floor with her SOG in her hand,
and THROWS IT across the room at Karen ...
Karen BLOCKS the thrown knife with her shotgun. The blade •
sticking in the weapon 1 s wooden stock. She removes the knife,
and drops it to the floor.
The Bride is a sitting duck. There's nothing she can do
except wait to get shot.
KAREN
So you came here to kill Lisa Wong, huh? Well that 1 s my sister, bitch. I'm Karen Wong, and I 1 ve come here to kill you.
She raises the shotgun, and takes aim at The Bride ...
THE BRIDE
Wait a second!
Karen stops.
THE BRIDE
Yes, I 1 m an assassin. Yes I did • come here to kill your sister. But I 1 m not gonna do that now.
KAREN
Oh, I know you 1 re not --
THE BRIDE
- listen to me! I just found out, right now - not two minutes before you blew a hole in the door, I 1 m pregnant.
Karen looks at her, nwhat?n.
THE BRIDE
On that table is the home pregnancy kit. On the floor by the door is the strip that says I 1 m pregnant. I 1 m telling you the truth, I don 1 t want to and I won 1 t kill your sister. I just want to go home. •
KAREN
What is this, bullshit story number twelve in the female assassin 1 s handbook?
THE BRIDE
Any other time you 1 d be a hundred percent right. But this time you 1 re a hundred percent wrong. I 1 m the deadliest woman in the world, but right now I'm scared shitless for my baby. Please, you hafta believe me. Look at the strip, it 1 s on the floor.
Karen looks over to the door, and sees the tiny strip on the
floor.
KAREN
Sit down on that bed and put your hands behind your head.
The Bride complies. Karen bends down and picks the strip off
the floor. Then takes the package it came in and reads the
directions on the box.
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THE BRIDE
Blue means pregnant.
KAREN
I'll read it myself, thank you.
It is blue, Karen 1 s starting to believe her.
KAREN
Okay, say I were to believe you, what then?
THE BRIDE
Just go home. 1 1 11 do the same.
Karen does ... She starts backing out of the room ... before she
leaves, she says;
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KAREN
You fucked with the Wong sisters.
BACK ON THE PORCH
THE BRIDE Facing Karen Wong, was the most frightening moment I have ever experienced. And that includes three years with that evil bastard Pai Mei. Before that strip turned blue, I was a woman, I was your woman. I was a killer, who killed for you. Before that strip turned blue, I would have jumped a motorcycle on to a speeding train ... for you. But once that strip turned blue, I could no longer do any of those things. Not anymore. Because now I was a mother. A mother who only had one thought on her mind. Please don 1 t harm my baby. Can you understand that?
BILL
Yes. But why tell me now, and not • then?
THE BRIDE
You wouldn- 1 t have let me go. Specially once you found out I was pregnant. You would've tried to talk me out of it. It would have been a big scene. I just said fuck it.
Starting to get mad.
BILL
Fuck who?
THE BRIDE
Bill, you couldn 1 t know I was pregnant, ,once you knew, you I d claim it, and I didn't want that.
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BILL
That 1 s not your decision to make.
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THE BRIDE
Yes, but it 1 s the right decision. And I made it for my daughter. Everybody on this earth deserves to start with a clean slate. But with us - my daughter would be born into a world she shouldn 1 t be. Robbing her of the one thing everybody deserves. She would be born with blood stains. I had to choose. I chose her.
She takes a sip of wine. It's morning now. And now it 1 s her
turn.
THE BRIDE
You know five years ago, if I had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen. You performing a coup de grace on me by bustin a cap in my crown, would be right at the top of the list.
(beat)
• I 1 d 1 ve been wrong, wouldn 1 t I?
Bill listens stoney, then;
BILL
I 1 rn sorry was that a question? Of impossible things that could never happen - yes in this instance you would have been wrong.
The Bride listens stoney, then;
THE BRIDE
Well?
BILL
Well what?
THE BRIDE
• Explain yourself.
BILL
I already have. When I told you the story of when I thought you were • dead. Didn 1 t you get how badly I felt?
THE BRIDE
You call that an explanation?
BILL
Well if that 1 s too cryptic let 1 s get literal.
(beat)
There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them.
That's his explanation.
She hears it.
They both understand one another.
THE BRIDE •
You and I have unfinished business.
BILL
Baby, you ain 1 t kidding.
They both laugh.
BILL
You know how proud I am of you, don't you?
THE BRIDE
Yes.
BILL
You know I was rooting for you, don't you?
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THE BRIDE
I figured.
BILL
You know on that beach out there I want you to be the victor?
She nods her head, yes.
BILL
You also know you 1 re going to have to defeat me. I can 1 t just give it to you, even though I want to.
THE BRIDE
It won 1 t be necessary for you to give me anything. I've surpassed you. I 1 ll take it.
BILL
Well, as they say in Missouri, show me.