JOKER SITS ON THE SUBWAY CONTEMPLATING WHAT JUST WENT DOWN,
face still painted, his bag on the seat next to him, along
with his wig.
There's only one other person on the subway car, a YOUNG
WOMAN (30's) sitting at the far end-- reading a book.
The train comes to a stop and THREE WALL STREET GUYS enter.
They are being loud and obnoxious, clearly drunk. One of them
is eating some french fries out of a greasy McDonald's bag.
He flops down on the bench across from the girl and checks
her out. The other two guys start getting into it with each
other--
WALL STREET #1
--I'm telling you, she wanted my
number. We should have just stayed.
The train starts moving again...
WALL STREET #2
You're dreaming, man. She wasn't
interested-- at all.
WALL STREET #1
Are you nuts? Did you see how close
we were dancing!? She was in love,
bro.
He starts dancing a bit with himself, mimicking what he
remembers. Wall Street #2 takes a swig from the brown bag he
is carrying.
WALL STREET #2
She couldn't wait to get away from
you.
Joker is watching them closely, impressed by their confidence
and easy-going camaraderie.
WALL STREET #1
(to the third guy)
Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you
saw.
But the third Wall Street guy isn't paying his friends any
attention. He has his eyes set on the young woman sitting
across from him, reading her book.
WALL STREET #3
(to the girl)
Hey. You want some french fries?
He holds out his McDonald's bag and shakes it to get her
attention. The other two share a look. Joker watches from his
seat.
WALL STREET #3
Hello? I'm talking to you. You want
some fries?
She looks up and shakes her head, polite smile.
YOUNG WOMAN
No thank you.
The other two guys crack up at this apparent blow-off. The
third Wall Street guy shakes his head, embarrassed, and
starts softly flinging fries at the young woman.
WALL STREET #3
You sure? They're really good.
She just buries her face deeper in her book--
WALL STREET #2
Don't ignore him. He's being nice
to you.
One of the french fries lands in her hair. She looks down
toward Joker, looking to see if he's going to do something or
say something--
Joker just sits there nervous. Not sure what to do, or even
if he wants to do anything at all.
AND HE JUST BURSTS OUT LAUGHING. He covers his mouth with his
hand as they continue to harass the woman.
They all look over-- What the fuck is this clown laughing at?
WALL STREET #1
Something funny, asshole?
With their attention diverted, the young woman rushes out
through the door between subway cars, glancing back at Joker
before she goes--
WALL STREET #3
(shouts after her)
BITCH!
Joker laughs even harder through his hand. The Wall Street
guys turn to him sitting by himself at the end of the car--
Joker sees them staring. Looks down at the ground, hand still
covering his mouth, face turning red. Subway swaying, lights
flickering on and off.
Beat.
One of the guys heads down the car toward Joker, starts
singing "Send in the Clowns" as he approaches--
WALL STREET #1
(singing)
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here, at last on the ground *
You in mid-air
Send in the clowns. *
The others crack up and follow after him. The guy plops down
next to Joker, puts his arm around his shoulder as he sings--
WALL STREET #1
(continues singing to him)
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Joker starts to get up-- The lead guy pulls him back down.
WALL STREET #1
Where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
As he finishes the song, Joker's laughing fit is coming to an
end. One of the other guys sits down on the other side of *
him. He's now sandwiched in between them-- *
WALL STREET #2
So tell us, buddy. What's so
fucking funny?
Joker reaches into his bag to get one of his "Forgive my
laughter" cards, the third guy sees him reaching and tries to
grab the bag from him---
Joker pulls on it--
The guy rips the bag from his hand--
WALL STREET #3
I'll tell you what you have,
asshole.
Joker gets up from between them to go grab his bag back. The
two guys are cracking up.
WALL STREET #3
You want it back? Here--
Joker reaches out to grab the bag--
And the guy tosses it over his head to one of his friends.
Keeping it away from Joker.
Three guys in suits tossing a bag around, playing 'monkey in *
the middle' with a clown. THE LIGHTS ON THE TRAIN SEEM TO *
GLOW BRIGHTER AND WE HEAR the drum roll opening to BOBBY *
SHORT singing "Send in the Clowns" Live at the Café Carlyle. *
Joker keeps trying to catch his bag until suddenly--
WHAP! Out of nowhere one of the guys punches him hard in the
face.
Joker goes down as if in slow motion. Blood coming from his
nose. He tries to get up, but his feet slip from under him
and he falls back down--
WALL STREET #1
Stay down you freak.
And the third Wall Street guy starts kicking him--
The others join in. Surrounding Joker on the ground, kicking *
him deliberately, sadistically, and the music swells-- *
BLAM!
SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO BACK DIM, and one of the guys stops
kicking and falls back dead. Blood splattering on the subway
wall behind him--
And we HEAR Bobby Short sing out, picking up from where the *
Wall Street Guy left off-- *
BOBBY SHORT (SINGING) *
Just when I'd stopped opening doors * Finally knowin' the one that I * wanted was yours *
BLAM! BLAM! Wall Street #2 goes down--
Revealing Joker on the ground, opening his eyes to see what
he did, smoking gun in his hand--
BOBBY SHORT (SINGING) *
Making my entrance again with my * usual flair * Sure of my lines * No one is there *
The third guy takes off running for the doors that separate *
the cars. *
Joker starts after him, but then stops... turns back to grab
his bag and his wig, his hands shaking from the adrenaline.
The train is coming to a stop.
BOBBY SHORT (SINGING) *
Don't you love farce? * My fault I fear... *
Joker picks up his bag between the two dead bodies, blood *
everywhere...
The subway doors wheeze open and Joker steps halfway off the
train, waiting to see if the third Wall Street guy gets off
in the car ahead of him. Joker sees him run off--