doshhesitantlystepsinthedoorway. Helcoksnervous.
Tne hookerstandsatthesink,washingherself.Shewashes
ser khighs,trenherhands,garegleswithmouthwash,spritzes
perfume,andturnsto desh.He’s abit grossedout. She
smiles,warmly.
HCORKER
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Yourfriandsarese funny.
JOSH
The hookerwalksacrosstheroomto openawindcw.
You canwashoverthere, 0ysink.
Sne takesoffher top,andturnsaroundto findJoshGONE.
They arxiveatthe hostel.The2streetisdarkandquiet.
tn,ye my“
PASE TON
Wherdo voumeanshe was‘fine?’
a ; .
Bitchhad thebestfuckingtinsin
Tt wasfine. Itwas whatever.
JOSH
Curfew? Whatarewe, thirteen?
EYTHOR
mor afHosteisdoit. JTthougntit was 3AM, butwiththe* GifferencefromBerlin...{checks watch}yes,we arefucked.
AXTOKue
YO. LET USTHE FUCK=N,WE'RE
FREEZINGOURBALLSCIF.
SOSH
We paidto stayNere! Theycan’t lockus out,thigis suchbulisnic.
PAXTON
OPENTHE FUCKINGoyDOCKPLEASE. HE OPEN “THE FUCEING DOCR.oe)
A Gerrancuyscreamsatthemfrominsidejdethehostel.
GERMANVOTCE
He:1DiReQ7on163bo18hy%4baMartbi|it)tt.f)
ramtonrespondsONGERMAN.
t POYeacya
teieWETMan
c bee . s ..~-
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SALVOOneDUCKup.
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f'L t
Nonexofoous*can“ywopenit,:you’reTM-roo
PARTON
I telahimto letus in. Fucking khrautes.finGerman}OPENTHEDOOR YOO PUCKINGNAAT
ABOTTLESMASHESontne groundbehindPaxton,nearlykilling
him. Tneguysjumpa fcot,andicokup behindthem.
SEVERAL
GETTHE FUCKOUTOF HERE!
ANOTHERBOTTLEKEARLYHITSTEEM. Theylookup at tne
buildingacrosstnestreet,wherea letofangryneichbor
yellactthemfromtheirwindows.
Suvs? Let’smove. New.
& VOICEcalisfroma windowafew flocrsupim theneste.
YOICR
Theguys lockur. A youngguy,abouttheirage, leansout
thewindow. He pointstothefire escape.
VOICE
Climb,quickly
Theguys lockat theZireescape. Paxtonclimbsupfirst,
FollowedoyEythor,thenJosh. Theyavoidthe bottres
gnashingneartheirfeet.
Treguys climbthroughthewindow,intoa smailroomwith
severalbeds. Onecf thebedsis occupiedwithanAustralian
coupleFUCKING Theyseer tobeoutof itcn drugs.
ALEX,the guywnelet themin,élightsacigarette.Hewears
a darkblackjacket,ihassunken-eyes,voabitofscruff,anda
charmingsmile. He’scdaiyskinny,withbadSAD Ne
recognizehimas theabackpacker&whowaswalkineinthe
soste. while tney wereleaving te go out fer the night.
(re:coupiehavingsex}
Don’tmindthem,tneyare sofucke
up theydon’tknowwhatplanetthey
areon.
Paxton,Eythor,andJoshsettlein theroom,tryingtoact
casualaboutthe couvleacresstherecomfuckinginpiain
signt.
aRWae
Thanks,Ere,
FaETM
It’sno problem.Noueveryonewant
to killAmericans.
JOSH
”4. Cahnso2]meoneexptaintowewhythey havecurfews?
eenoeae“
It’scrazy,no? We areola enouch
to travelalone,fuckocrostitute,tyal
tay cut
aztertonLard3der —« ‘ >.
AM.Gottalov neaDutch,
Paxton.
fabs TasREWw
Alexel. CailweAle:Fr»
PARTONTameryba
+aSupAtex.aeThisMnFt-t+}
is Gosh,and
EyChor.Tee”Buta=we~a7~wae -
cait himGerthoz
Hehas sexwithso many girlsthat
wethinkhe's cvercompensating.
rdsuncomfortablyclosetothenakedscuple,
JOSE
EYTHOR
come,wehavea gangbana. I am nextin lineforsneenpur.
A Ee
oowie@eniiretH'
EYTEOR
You navebeertc Tceland?
reyxjavik.Eot spr
medelsworkingatM
have verygoodtimein
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have beentosaneclub
pecerlesomanytimes,youknow
Paxtorpacksabowl andoffersitto Alex.
PARTON
cartedinSerlin,whi is eWe pickedupthisdrifter,
Bytnor’sgota friendwithaflat
in Zarcelona.He'sgonnahookus
up withsomehetass senoritas.
xtalcanerafromhisbackpack.
fond
throughphotos. Theyareali fbeautifulnake
te,os * ryt
x. Andeachcther. s 2 hypnotized.~
EYTHCOR
Tnesearémagnificent.1 navemec mymatch.
PAXTON
Whothehell arethesegir.s?
ATWY
Youcanae asfar aSVxraine, Odessa.But thesescirisImeetat thisomehestelin Slovakia,just outsideBratislava.1nadaheard*a rumoraboutit,kunI didacr
thereareso hotyoucannerbelieve
at. Andthev loveanyoneforeign-
youraccent,theyTuckyou.
PAXTON
Howlongwereyou there?
FnER
2 staytherealwreoscthreeweeks.I
fucksomanygirls,they justkeep
leaving,andI keepfuckingthenew
onescomingin. Eventhegirlswho
maid,thegixlat thedesk,the
girlfromthecafe Look.
Alexshowsthermerephotos. Theysuysare incredulous.
SAXTON
Well, it'spr
giri whosebr troismafia.Isay
ra myself,“A it’s4f
out withyourballsat
your dick.”
beautifulgivrlatclub
and ncomeaskmahertodanceorbuy
her advink,youknow. Thisgirl
-ad bedyguards-2thoughtthey
wereher friends!i wasso drunk.
But therearescmany girls,and
Sincethe warscfew quvs.They
allwant toscotoAmerica,sothey
do anything.¥ as}
at omee.Theyfuckanyfo
We mustgotnere. Wemuszgo there
mow!
CUTTO:
Varioussnotsof thetrainrollingthrouchthecountryside.
We hearAlexin voiceover,aswe seeimagesofthe train
gettingfartherendfartherawayfromwesterncivilization.
Barcelona,Amsterdam,theiare
citieswithsomanv tourists,Mroso
manyAmericans.ButSlovakia?No
onegoes there.Yougo tothis
hestel,youwillhaveanycirl you
Want. Youjusttakethem.
Joshsleepscnthe3pe mTtrein.Th emHemewakesbeootupand:realisesayDonorEVoRor’sQeerrod
basag=areiaonhis*afshoulder.}%“4tdPaxtonRad~~takesteachoto.i
OSH
Aa@aaan!
EythorandFaxtonlaughatJosh, lockingatthephoto.
ep yourvikingballsin
roitwosé6conas?Jesus.
BYTHCR
I shavemy balisforyou! Look!
ADLTCHBUSINESSNANmancfabout 45,baldinc,withabéard
andglasses,enterstnecar,talkingloudlyona cellchone.
Eythorguicxlyputshisballsaway.
Tnebusinessmanwears@suitandcarriesa travelbaqand
mrilefcasé.FespeaksinDutch. ftisnet subtitled,bu
izremhistoneofvoice‘s)weknowhe'stalkingtoachild.
BUSINESSMAN
(amTutch} Ya daddylovesyou Yes,Ixnow, iowillseeyou soon Yes,I iave you Daddylevesyou. Sve bre!
cenversation,andarestaringathim.
vin provenEngtia
Iam sorry. Mv daughter.Shemiss
her daddy.And daddymissher.
sree
PAXTOD
No problem,it’snOoal.
sinéssmantakescutniswailet.He showstheguysa
ofhis daughter.
SUSTNBESSMAN
Saskia.
th£2
Ene’s>*
Sythortakescutnis waliet
pictureofa licetlegirl.
2YTHOR
Bella.She issix.
eshandPaxton lookateachether,surprised.Efytforfasfu
BISINESSHAN
Verypretty.Whereis she?
SYTHOR
Skeis withher . ws schoo.tnisyear. teeyem cost
Yes,why?
Ofcourse.
e ”. *
That€xpiainsnowvou’regoin
couchwithyourfeminineside.
BUSINESSMAN
Youboysare American?I like
muchforbusinessimEurope,people
shoulcappreciateAmericansmove.
DARTON
AMerican,(points American,ipoints ice_andic.
BUSINESSMAN
thegreen
)
_EYTEthsoe“Eee
Ves,and Greenlérdisica.
We'recackpvacking.Nextstopis
Sratislava.
PATTON
What?
BUSIBESSMAN
Siovakia. Youwilllikeit. Casinos. Girls.You canpay todo anything.A-my-thing.
The cusinessmantakesouthislunch,smiling.Heeatshis
Sanavwichandhissaiadwithhis hands.tishands shakea
£
ikeyou...
The businessmanwinksatJosh.Tne quyscrackup. Ee eats
os ae
Iore ©£24
No,mo, Ipret Yrtousemy hands.
I bel-evepec ehaveLost their
ithfood. They do
not taiak‘this is something who
gaveits lifeso[Iwouldnetga
fungry.’I 2 tehavea
cozmmectionwitnsomethingtratdied
forme. Iappreciateitmore.
ATONnek at
I’mveqetarian.
won75hee
BUSINESSMAN
ArdI am@ meateater. Tt ishuman Nature.
PAXTON
WellI’mhumanand it‘snormy nature.
USINESSMAN
{toJosh}
Thebusinessmanoutsnishardon Josh'sknee.
JOSH
‘freaxingcut: WHOA,DON'TTOUCH. Don'ttouchme.
The businessmangétsupandleavestnecar,deeply
apolocetic
SUSINSSEMAN
I amsorry. Goodday
cnce neLeavesEytharandPaxtonbustoutlaughing. Jcsh
doesnot. H¢wivesthe saladresiduecifhispants.
JOSE
Fuckin’freax.
PAXTON
{Laughingevennardaer) ZdwareSaladhards.
SAT. SLOVAKIATRAINSTATION-DAY
The trainstopsatthe station.It’sa dirtystationwith
only afew trainscomingandgoing,andmaybeomestandfor
a macks. A lotofcab driversandgypsycab
petqda)Occoiffataingpassengersgettingoffthetrain.
off thetrain,quicklywalkingawayfromthe
ssman.A towncardrivermeetsthebusinessman
waves totheboysbeforegettinginthe car.
iyARTON
Josh,yousureyou don’twannaride
withyourbuddy?
us atwe need,thatguy snowing
wherewe'restaying.
Theguys locksutthe windowatthegrey, dark,industrial
city Al. theyseeareburnedcut factoriesanddeadtowns.
Zt Lockslikethearea hada waraboutfiveyearsago and
nmasn'trecovered.Thecolorsaregrey,bleak,anddepressed
imockenthusiasm:
wecan govisitsore factories.
Wedrive,iitt aaa ui
Mounta.ns,it’sverynice,yousee,
Here,inthis area,wemakeail
'gbet@witicforSlovakia.
Theycass by¥afactorywithasmoking~_chiwney.Fraxtonand
oanexchansea .oox.Tney’reboredalready.
t ”)al4
The roadschange[romindustriallandscapestogreyforests.
Treypass byfarms..Theydriveupinto themountains.
Theysoor findthemselvesinavillage.A verycharming
village,withhousesthatlooxhundredsofvearsold. Snow
coveredroofs.Aropenmarketwherepeoplebuyand sel.fead,
goods,andclothina.
aX?T.HOSTEL-DAY
-“onteiyfuHefede«3uj4TArtopsoursistel,whichlaskstorelige
mH,Withan @ awningardmarblesteps.
cé. Rea nice. Thelabbyis
ngsand nhifulfurniture.A
<nEurepeangirissitin the
n” dubbedintoSlovax.
Two DeautitulJapanesegirls,HANAandYUKI,20,passby.
Kanaisa traditionalbeautywithiongblackhair,whileYuki
ismoreTokyoPop,with spixeyhairdyedorange.The girs
checxthemselvesoutinthemirrorasthey leave.They pass
by Paxtonandatouchhisjacket,admiringit.
SURL pushesKanaouttnedoor,giggling Paxtenwatchesthem
ge, smilingandvaisinghiseyebrowsinapprovalteEytheor.
EYTHOR
Theyare yours,Iam teescared.
e_fa cupof teafroma buffet,and
DYECtyEasternEuropeangirltakes
EASTERNEUROPEANGIRL
Miurm...cocokle.
Eythorhonesin ona beaunifulgirlbehindthefrontdesk.
The partyhas arrived.Youare
savedfrombore
(checkingreservations}
LetTe guess...youmustbe‘The
Kingof theSwing.’
EYTHOR
I am!
PAXTON
reservationunder‘The ~eE
(tothe deskgirl
3soxry. Eedoesn'tgetout of
a}-incagemuch.
DESKGIRL
Icam seethat. Hereareyour MeyYS,vouleaveyourpassportswith the deskwhenyou arenere,¥ takethemwhenyouageoutand we held thekey. BKreakfestiss downgstaixsfromseventenine,i you Wartto goto townitis 29 minutewalk,or therearetaxis outside.
Theguyshand cvertheirpassports,andshehandsthemthre
arcCe)ae
The roomsaresemi-private,sayou
will navea
PAXTON
- *“ *ad ro" ~ Roommates,huh? That'saay.
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TheGuysopen thedecorandseetwoSTUNKINGEUROPEANgirlsin
theirg-strings,changing.
JOSH
Whoa,Sorry...
to
BEAUTIFULGIRL
It’sckay.
Thegirlscontinuechanging,notevenfazed.
EYTRCR
Please-do netputcn yourclothes ommy account,TIamnot emfarrasseaq.<2willtakewineoff, Zee.
Bythnertakescffhisshirt.The girislaugh.
BEAUTIZULGIRL
Ifyouwant totakeyour off clothes,thencometothespa.
ThegirlsLeave. Theguyswatch themaa,frozen.
Shee.
(likeShatner}
Spar
LRT.HOSTELSFA -DAY
Tosh,BythorandFaxtonexitthe snewersandwaikacrossto
Shesauna.Thereare aTew chaiselounges,awaterccoler,a
Steamroom,anda sauna.A fewctnmerpackpacxerswalkthrough
theSpa,raked.
Theysee theZurepeangirisnakedintheSauna. Joshsee
mH
thenin theglasswindowandfora secondtaegirls lackLI
thered lightdistrictnookersintheirwindow. Theguys
stepintethe sauna.JosnandPaxtonarewrappedintowels,
Zytherlatsit allkaneout.
SYTHOR
Iam sonappyI shavemyballs.
Thegrouplacoghs.EythershowsJosh,again.
EYTHOR
What?You wanttosee? » have Tnesmoothestballsinallof Iceland.Look.
JO3H
Thanks,Eythor,wegotit
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