"HOME ALONE 2 LOST IN NEW YORK" (1992)

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EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. NIGHT

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All the lights are on. Cars are parked in the driveway.

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INT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. FOYER

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Kids ure running up and down the stairs with suitcases, sporting equipment, hair dryers, Walkmans, travel debris. Pre-travel chaos.

. ~ TRACEY (coming down) ° Has anybody seen my sunblock?

SONDRA
(going up)
What's the point of going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?
MEGAN
(Coming down)
I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm n gelling toasted.

& | JEFF

(going up) So you'll be a skag with a slightly darker shade of

we : skin.

LINNIE
(coming down)
Jeff's jealous because he doesn’t tan. His freckles just - connect.
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INT. FAMILY ROOM | HTOOOOOO!L

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Uncle Frank's sitting on the sofa with his feet up on the coffee table. He's zipping through the cadle stations. Fuller's sitting next to him drinking a Coke.

UNCLE FRANK
Go easy on the fluids, pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
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INT. MASTER BEDROOM

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Kate's packing a suitcase. Kevin's on the bed watching TV. He's dressed in grey slacks and a white shirt. He has a recording Walkman. He's recording and playing back. °

KATE
Honey? Do -you have all your stuff packed?

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Kevin puts the Walkman to his mouth and whispers into it. Kate walks into the bathroom. Kevin rewinds and plays back...

KEVIN'S VOICE
Yes.
KATE (OS)
All the stuff I put out for you?

Kevin whispers into the Walkman again, rewinds and plays back...

KEVIN'S VOICE
Not the pants with the little idiot guys sewed all over them.

Kate comes out of the bathroom with her toiletries.

KATE | They aren't little idiot guys, they're litle golfers, and those pants are for you to play golf in.

KEVIN
Nobody my age goes to Florida to play golf.
KATE
Did you see what Grandma Ellie sent you for the trip?
KEVIN
Let n me guess. Tweety Bird swim fins?

Kate holds up a six-inch-square plastic package.

KATE
It's an inflatable clown to play with in the pool.

Kevin rolls his eyes and turns back to the TV.

cu. TV HTOOOO0OL

It's a game show. A smarmy HOST is saying farewell.

HOST .
Thanks for joining us. We'll see you tomorrow on the new Celebrity Ding-Dang- Dong! Bye-bye!

A card featuring a photograph of a New York hotel comes on. It's a big, old tower.

ANNOUNCER
Guests of the new Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong! Stay at the world renowned Kensington Towers Hotel, New: York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations at the Kensington Towers or any of the other fine American Star hotels worldwide, cal! 1- 800-

SANDMAN.

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INT. MASTER BEDROOM ~ IR

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Peter walks into the room with the McCallister Chrisumas bell ornament. He rings it for Kate.

_ PETER Found the Christmas bell. (to Kevin) Arse you packed?

Kevin rewinds his tape.

KEVIN'S VOICE
Yes.
PETER
Are you getting 2 cold?
KEVIN
No.

Kate comes out of the bathroom. Peter hands her the bell.

PETER
Tt was in with the Easter decorations.
KATE
Figures.

Kate gives the bell a ring and puts it in the suitcase. H T 0 0 0 0 0 0) 1

KEVIN , How can we have Christmas in Florida? There’s no snow. It won't seem like Christmas at all.

KATE
Christmas isn't about snow.
PETER
{to Kevin) You better go get your tie on.
KEVIN
My tie's in my room and I can't go in there. Uncle Frank's taking a shower in the kid's bathroom. He said that if | walked in and saw him naked, ['d grow up never feeling like a real man. Whatever that means.

Kate gives Peter a dirty look.

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PETER
(to Kate)
'T'm sure he was kidding.
(to Kevin)
Just run in and get your tie. It's okay.
KEVIN
Does Uncle Frank have a lot of muscles nobody knows about?
KATE
Just in his head, honey. Go. INT. HOUSE. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY

Sondra and Megan drag their suitcases out of Megan's room. Kevin comes out of the master bedroom.

MEGAN .
Dad said we have to have our suitcases down by the door before we go to the Christmas Pageant.
KEVIN
Are you my new mother?
SONDRA
Remember what happened last year?
KEVIN
No, actually, I don't. Aliens erased my memory.

You mean your brn, H T 0 () 0 00 0 l

Kevin points the tape recorder at the girls and presses the play button. A tape recorded BELCH. .

_ MEGAN _ You're nauseating.

They continue down the stairs. Kevin laughs.

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INT. KEVIN'S ROOM

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Kevin sneaks in. The shower in the adjoining bathroom is running. Uncle Frank is - SINGING “COOL JERK". Terrible, off-key, embarrassing singing. Kevin sneaks to the bathroom door. It's ajar.

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INT. BATHROOM. CU. KEVIN

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He pushes the door open and peeks in. He holds out his tape recorder.

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INT. BATHROOM. SHOWER .

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Through the shower curtain, the outline of Frank singing and doing the Jerk. He suddenly stops and yanks the curtain aside.

UNCLE FRANK .
Get outta here, you nosey little pervert! Or I'll come | out und slap you silly!
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INT. KEVIN'S ROOM

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He jumps out of the bathroom and slams the door. He clicks his tape recorder off, grabs his ne off the bed and exits.

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INT. BUZZ'S ROOM

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Buzz is standing at the closet tying his necktie. He’s wearing grey slacks and 2 blue blazer. Rod's lying on the bed. Jeff's combing his hair in the mirror.

ROD
How come you have to sing in a grade school kiddie program?

BUZZ

I'm in church choir. The school borrowed us to sing the low parts the twirps can't sing because their nuts haven't dropped yet.

ROD
You're in a church choir?

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I have a beauaful voice.

JEFF .
And you like to watch the girls’ choir change into their robes. BUZZ That's definitely a perk. Kevin comes into the room. KEVIN Buzz? BUZZ

(turning slowly) Excuse me. When you're in my room, on my turf, an my sovereign territory, 'm Mr, Buzz. -

KEVIN’ — I called you Mr. Buzz this afternoon and you mooned me.

~~

CU. KEVIN

BUZZ
You weren't in my room. JEFF Knock it off, Buzz. KEVIN Can you help me tie my tie? BUZZ You must me with your peck? KEVIN
(thinks, rejects), Jeff? JEFF Don't look at me. I'm a clip-on man. Ask Dad. KEVIN

He showed me a bunch of times but I forgot. He said I had to do it myself.

(after a pause) Rod?

ROD Sorry. I never wear ties. I have an image to protect.

He looks up nervously at Buzz.

CU. BUZZ

He grins.

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BUZZ .
Being a dependent litde worm definitely has some serious disadvantages.
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INT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. FOYER. LATER

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The two families are gathered in the foyer. They're putting on their coats.

FRANK
I don't understand why we have to go watch your kids sing. You never see our kids sing.
KATE
(to Buzz)
Where's Kevin?

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BUZZ
Last ime I saw him, he was fooling around like we don’t have to be anywhere important tonight.
KATE
Kevin! Get down here! We're leaving!
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INT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. STAIRS. CU. FEET

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Kevin's shiny, little loafers step INTO FRAME. As he comes down the stairs, he steps into CLOSE-UP and stops. He's scowling. His tie is knotted into a huge ball around his

neck. Two inches of tie hang down from the baseball-size knot.

HIS POV

The families are looking up at him.

FRANK
(after @ pause, chuckling)
Hey, sport, you trying for Worst Dressed Dink in the Fifth Grade? The kids crack up. Cu. KEVIN HT0000001 He scowls. Another miserable family holiday begins. EXT. GRADE SCHOOL. WINTER. NIGHT A beautiful, 1920's, three-story, brick grade school. We HEAR CHILDREN’S VOICES. INT. SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

A CHILDREN'S CHOIR sings AN ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONG. The lights are down. The Children are holding electric “candles.”

CU. KEVIN

Singing.

CU. BUZZ

Singing. He looks down.

HIS POV

Kevin's in front of him and a riser down. CU. BUZZ | He taps a geeky KID next to him.

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INT. AUDITORIUM. AUDIENCE. KATE

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~ Y She's watching with great pleasure and pride. She leans over to Peter and whispers...

Kevin's solo’s coming up. Tell Leslie. CAMERA MOVES WITH Peter as he leans over to Leslie and whispers... PETER Kevin's solo is coming up.

Leslie nods and CAMERA MOVES WITH her as she leans over to Frank. He’ $ asleep, head back, mouth open, snoring to beat all hell. Leslie smacks him.

CU. KEVIN
He's nervous. He looks to his left.

HIS POV

A plump, matronly MUSIC TEACHER, accompanying the choir on piano, gives Kevin a reassuring smile and nod signalling him that he's to begin his solo.

& CU. BUZZ . He takes the geeky Kid's candle. He grins devilishly. ~~ CU. KEVIN

He takes a deep breath and bows his head... He moves the candles toward cold a

CU. KEVIN

He lifts his head and begins to sing. His ears glow bright orange. Buzzi is holding the candles behind his ears.

CU. KATE
A puzzled look. She leans forward.

HER POV

Kevin sings with great gusto, unaware that his ears are illuminated. A few TITTERS break out in the audience.

CU. KEVIN

7 He hears the scattered laughter. He doesn't understand why.

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CU. PETER

He looks over his shoulder as the laughter spreads. CU. FRANK He lets out a great bellowing, snorting. horse laugh.

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INT. AUDITORIUM. STAGE

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Kevin sings on, ears blazing. He can’t figure out what's so funny. A line in the song requires him to put his hands to his ears. As he does so, the audience explodes with

laughter. KEVIN'S POV The audience is shrieking, bouncing in their seats.

CU. KEVIN

He looks to the side. The Choir is laughing now. He turns around slowly and sees Buzz holding the two candles, grinning.

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EXT. STAGE. KEVIN AND BUZZ

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Kevin punches Buzz in the stomach. He falls back, throwing out his arms, smacking the

two Kids next to him. They bang into the Kids next to them. One stumbles forward and knocks into a Child below him. The Teacher jumps up from the piano bench, the Jaughter

dies. CU. KATE She bolts forward, wide-eyed with shock.

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INT. AUDITORIUM. STAGE

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The curtain falls on the collapsed and tangled Choir.

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EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. NIGHT. LATER

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The lights are burning brighily.

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INT. LIVING ROOM. CU. KEVIN

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Scowling, sour and angry. Arms folded across his chest. CU. BUZZ

Looking remorseful and sad.

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INT. LIVING ROOM

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Buzz and Kevin are in chairs in front of the fireplace as if on trial.

REVERSE

Peter, Kate, Linnie. Megan, Jeff, Rod, Sondra, Tracey, Brooke. Fuller, Uncle Frank and Aunt Leslie are gathered on the sofa, love seat, chairs and floor. All eyes are on Buzz and

Kevin.

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INT. LIVING ROOM

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Buzz clears his throat and puts on his most sincere face.

BUZZ

I'm sorry. I was immature. I was... nutty ina delinquent fashion. I apologize to al] of you. And I apologize...

(to Kevin)

..to you. Sorry, Kev. I will never disparage your ears ; again. I hope you can forgive me.

(to the family) And I give you my word that] will not engage in any more hijinks that might spoil our trip to Florida and ser a tone inconsistent with the spirit of this most sacred

holiday.

KATE
That was very nice, Buzz. I'm glad you realized that what you did was wrong.

Kevin looks at Kate with « look of profound incredulity.

BUZZ
It was just plain wicked. Evil. Horrid. But most off all, shameful] and disrespectful. To you and fo my

brother. KATE Kevin? What do you have to say? CU. KEVIN He looks from Kate to Buzz. He's shocked. HIS POV

Buzz turns to him. He blocks his face from the others by casually stroking his nose. He curls his lips back dnd ratdes his retainer at Kevin in a deliberate repudiation of his

apology.

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BUZZ
(whispers)
Beat that, you lite tout sniffer.

He immediately turns back to the family with a sorrowful expression. CU. KEVIN He holds his temper and looks to the family.

HIS POV

MOVING. CAMERA PANS the expectant faces of the assembled family members endin on Fuller heartily drinking a Coke.

CU. KEVIN
A long beat and he speaks.
KEVIN .
I'm not sorry. I did what I did because Buzz . humiliated me and, since he gets away with everything, I let him have it, and since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don’t care if your idiotic - Florida trip gets wrecked or not. Who wants to spend Christrnas in a tropical climate anyway?
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INT. LIVING ROOM HTO0000001

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Kevin stands up and starts for the doof. TE

Kevin!

PETER
If you walk out of here, you'll sleep on the third floor!
KEVIN
So what else is new?
UNCLE FRANK
You better not wreck my trip, you litde sour puss. Your Dad's paying good money for it Kevin exits. The family sits silenuy. A litde deja vu.
KATE
Excuse me.

Kate exits.

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INT. THIRD FLOOR BEDROOM. KEVIN

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He's lying on the bed, hands behind his head. He's inumbling to himself.

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‘N KEVIN They're all a bunch of jerks...

Kate marches up the stairs.

KATE | Last dme we all tried to go on a mip, we had a problein that started just like this.

KEVIN
Yeuh. With me getting crapped on.
KATE -
- {don't care for your choice of words. That isn't what happened last time and it isn’t what's happening this lime. Buzz apologized to you.
KEVIN
_ Then he wiggled his retainer at me. He didn't mean what he said. He's just sucking up (to you.

KATE , Your father's spending a lot of money to take all of us ™ to Florida. mewn” HTO000001 ; That's his problem. ew ; . KATE

You sit up here for awhile and think things over. When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and the rest of the family... —

Kevin points his Walkman at her.

KEVIN
Would you repeat that? Please?

- KATE Turn that thing off!

Kevin sets the Walkman down. —

KEVIN
I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
KATE
Then you can stay up here the rest of the night.

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KEVIN
Fine. I don't want to be down there anyway. And you know what? If ] had my own money, I'd go on my - Own vacation. By myself. Alone. Without any of you guys. And I'd have the most fun of my whole life.
KATE
You got your wish last year, maybe you'll get it again this year.

CU. KEVIN

He's silenced by the remark. He recalls his last brush with angry wishes. He stcels himself and fires a last fatal retort.

KEVIN
I hope so.

CU. KATE

Tired of the battle and disappointed. There's no fight left. She turns and heads down the stairs.

CU. KEVIN

He lifts off the bed to watch Kate go down the stairs. He thinks for a moment and lies back on the bed. He picks up his Walkman. He turns it off.

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EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. MORNING

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_ Two airport vans are waiting in the driveway. H T Q 0 ft) 0 0 0 1

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EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. DOORBELL

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One of the van DRIVERS pushes the button.

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INT. MASTER BEDROOM

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Kate and Peter sit bolt upright i in bed. They jump out and, facing each other across the bed. scream..

\ KATE AND PETER WESLEPTIN!

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INT. HOUSE. FRONT STAIRS

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Family members race up and down the stairs, dressing, shouting, lugging suitcases. It's

domestic hysteria.

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EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. LATER

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The front door opens and the families stream out.

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KATE
- . Our McCallisters in the front van, the other Mc Callisters in the back van!

Kate has a nylon travel bag slung over her shoulder.

KATE
(clutching the bag)
Money, credit cards, itinerary, Linnie's eye drops, sunglasses...
PETER
Tickets?

Frank exits.

FRANK
I know I shouldn't complain about a frée tip but j jeez, you people give the worst goddarn wake-up calls!
KATE
Frank! Do you have all the tickets?
FRANK
Leslie's in charge of tickets. I'm in charge of motel = ’ reservations.

SC He exits the porch. Leslie rushes out of the house waving the tickets. | LESLIE

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Why is it that every ne we g0 on a mip, we leave ina state of confusion?

KATE
Maybe it's because we never go ona amp with less than fourteen people.
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EXT. HOUSE

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Leslie scoots the last of her kids into the second van. Kate and Peter rush past...

KATE
How many do you have, Les?
LESLIE
Seven.
KATE
Seven. And we are how many?
LESLIE
Fourteen.

Peter and Kate rush to their van.

‘INT. FIRST VAN

Kate and Peter slide into the seat behind the driver. Their kids are behind them.

KATE » ~ Seven. (counts herself} Eight. (counts Peter) Nine.

(the kids) Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen...

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INT. VAN. FRONT PASSENGER SEAT. FROM BEHIND

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Kevin peeks around from the front bucket seat. He's still grumpy.

KEVIN

Fourteen.

(displays his ticket) And this dme Jl] carry my own ticket. Just in case you guys wy and ditch me.

CU. KATE

She breathes a sigh of relief. H T 0 0 0 00 01

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EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE

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The vans pull out.

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EXT. O'HARE AIRPORT. TERMINAL. MORNING

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The vans are parked at curbside. SKYCAPS are checking the luggage. Frank dishes out the tickets.

FRANK
(to Peter)
We're short one.
PETER
(to Kevin)
Don't you lose that ticket.
KEVIN
I need batteries.
PETER
I don't have any batteries.

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No Kevin reaches into the ravel bag Kate has over her shoulder. Not right now, Kevin. (to Skycap) What gate do we go to? SKYCAP E-1S.

Kate slips the wavel bag off her shoulder. She sets it on the stack of luggage. Kevin swipes il.

KATE
That's all the way at the end?
SKYCAP
Almost
KATE
That figures.

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You can work that out on xare HT

KEVIN
_ Look the ticket that’s not near any of you guys.
BUZZ
Hey, Mr. Ear Glow, why don't you drop the hurt baby crap. It's getting moldy.
KEVIN
Why don't you shut up?
PETER
Knock it off.

The Skycaps finish the bags. They hand the claim tags to Frank.

FRANK
Give them to my brother. He's the big apper.

Peter takes the tags. Kevin looks in Kate's bag for the batteries. INSERT: BAG © Kevin finds a cash-filled envelope.

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CU. KEVIN © His eyebrows pop up at the sight of a thousand dollars.

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EXT. AIRPORT

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Kate shepherds the kids into the terminal. KATE Let's go! (to Kevin) Give me my bag.

| "KEVIN I gotta get the batteries.

SKYCAP
You folks better get moving.
KATE
(to Kevin)
Bring the bag and do it on the plane!

| BUZZ T told you he was trying to wreck the trip.

Kevin takes a swat at Buzz. Frank grabs his arm. | _ FRANK Are you trying to make us miss the plane?

| KATE ‘Come on! mS

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INT. AIRPORT. CONCOURSE H T () 0 0 00 0 L

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‘The families hurry down the crowded corridor. |

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INT. AIRPORT. CONCOURSE. KEVIN

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He's wearing his Walkman, trotting along as he fishes a package of batteries out of Kate's bag. Jeff and Linnie pass him by. Peter runs past..Kevin looks up...

HIS POV

Peter's Burberry trench coat ahead of him.

CU. KEVIN

He picks up his pace, running blindly, as he puts the new batteries into his Walkman.

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INT. AIRPORT. SNACK BAR

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A middle-aged BUSINESSMAN in a Burberry trench coat finishes a cup of coffee. The ft

McCallisters race past, two abreast, six deep. Peter brings up the rear. The Businessman tosses his coffee cup into the trash, picks up his briefcase and steps into the concourse .

traffic. CU. KEVIN

He's fumbling with the battery compartment cover. He looks up.

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HIS POV
The Burberry trench coat. INT. AIRPORT. CONCOURSE. FAMILY |

They reach the concourse intersection. Kate Jeads the way down the nght concourse. Thirteen McCallisters whip past.

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INT. AIRPORT. CONCOURSE. KEVIN

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He closes the Walkman battery compartment door, tums it on and hooks it on his belt. He looks up.

f=) HIS POV * HT00000 The Burberry wench coat. aa INT. AIRPORT. DEPARTURE GATE |

The McCallisters arrive at the gate.

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INT. AIRPORT. KEVIN

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He continues down the wrong concourse. He's following behind the man in the trench coat.

. KEVIN Dad!. Wait up!

The Businessman doesn't respond.-

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INT. AIRPORT. DEPARTURE GATE

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A pair of TICKET AGENTS are boarding McCallisters as fast they can.

TICKET AGENT 1
MeCallister, Fuller.

Fuller takes his ticket and enters the Jetway.

TICKET AGENT 1
McCallister, Peter...
PETER
Here.
TICKET AGENT 1
(hands him his acket: stub) . You can board.
PETER
Th wail lo see...

TICKET AGENT 1!

We're holding the plane, sir. (continues)

McCallister, Kate.

TICKET AGENT 2
(to Peter) ; If you'd-please board the aircraft.
KATE
You'll make sure everyone gets on?
TICKET AGENT 2
Everyone who has a ticket wy]! get on.

Kate and Peter board.

TICKET AGENT 1
McCallister, Franc} Frank steps forward. "A iT ) 0 0 Q 0 ) L I go by Frank. TICKET AGENT 1 Keep moving...
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INT. JETWAY

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McCallisters charge down the Jerway.

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INT. AIRPORT. NEW YORK DEPARTURE GATE

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The Man with the trench coat boards the plane as Kevin arrives at the gate.

PUBLIC ADDRESS
Last call for flight 701 to New York's La Guardia

airport.

Kevin runs to the gate with his ticket and hands it to the AGENT boarding PAS SENGERS.

fees ere

AGENT
Are you travelling alone?
KEVIN
_ I was fooling around with batteries and I got behind my family. My Dad just got on.

The Agent hands back the unused portion of Kevin's ticket to him. ~

AGENT
Don’t lose that.
KEVIN
Nope.

He rushes into the Jerway. The Ticker Agent closes the Jerway door. _ INT. AIRPORT. ORLANDO DEPARTURE GATE The Ticket Agents close the door and gather up the tickers.

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INT. AIRPLANE. KEVIN

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He settles into his sear, adjusts his Walkman and lays his head back on the seat. A beat and he peeks down the aisle.

HIS POV
Seats. . A moment of concern. EXT. O'HARE AIRPORT A 727 taxis into the line for take-off. EXT. AIRPORT. GATE Another 727 pulls away from the gate. _ EXT. RUNWAY The first 727 takes off. INT. ALRPLANE. PETER AND KATE Settled in, exhausted. They're in first class. KATE

Maybe we should try going on a vacation by . ourselves. Just you and me. ;

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. And miss all this fun? I don't know what we'd do with

ourselves if we weren't separating fighting kids and

we looking for lost luggage and dckets and running for planes. It could be a little too relaxing for us.

KATE
I'm really disappointed in Kevin. He did the exact same thing he did last year.
PETER
At least we didn't leave him home this time.
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EXT. SECOND AIRPLANE

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Flying.

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INT. AIRPLANE

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Kevin's eating breakfast. He's seated next to an atrractive COLLEGE GIRL.

COLLEGE GIRL
Are you flying by yourself? Kevin stares at her. He doesn’t understand. a) COLLEGE GIRL . I mean are you with somebody? Your parents? ~ KEVIN HT0000001 Oh. Yeah. COLLEGE GIRL When I was little I used to fly myself. KEVIN You were a pilot? COLLEGE GIRL

No. My parents were divorced. My Dad would put me on the plane in New York and send me to my mother in Portland, Oregon.

KEVIN
Oh. Was it scary?
COLLEGE GIRL
One ume it was. We had to make an emergency landing in Denver, and when we switched planes 1 got lost.
KEVIN
For how long?
COLLEGE GIRL
Ovemight. KEVIN Where'd you sleep? COLLEGE GIRL In a phone booth. KEVIN _ The cops didn't help you? COLLEGE GIRL

I avoided them. I was afraid they'd put me in a detention center or a foster home. -

KEVIN
Is that mue?
COLLEGE GIRL
They do it with runaways. They have to put them somewhere. So whatever you do, don’t get lost.

She puts on her Walkman.

COLLEGE GIRL
New York can be pretty tough when you're on your own.

INSERT: GIRL'S WALKMAN

She presses the PLAY button. H T () (0 6} Q ) () 1

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INT. AIRPLANE. KEVIN

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Kevin thinks about what the College Girl said.

KEVIN
I'm going to Florida. It's not dangerous there.

The College Girl lifts her Walkman headphones...

what COLLEGE GIRL at.

KEVIN
Florida’s real nice.
COLLEGE GIRL
Yeah. You ever been there?

‘ | KEVIN No.

COLLEGE GIRL
You should go some time. It's great. Especially t in the winter.

She lies back and returns to her music. Kevin thinks for a moment. He doesn't understand what she meant .

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EXT. AIRPLANE

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Banks and slides ACROSS FRAME.

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EXT. NEW YORK CITY. SKYLINE .

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From La Guardia. A 727 comes in OVER CAMERA and lands.

47

INT. LA GUARDIA. GATE

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Kevin's flight is disernbarking.

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INT. LA GUARDIA. GATE. CU. KEVIN

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Kevin's watching the PASSENGERS exit the Jetway.

HIS POV ,

The last couple of PEOPLE exit. Then the FLIGHT CREW.

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INT. LA GUARDIA. GATE. CU. AE T 0 00 00 0 1

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He's puzzled.

. KEVIN Where the heck are they?

50

INT. LA GUARDIA. CONCOURSE

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Kevin wanders down the concourse, searching the crowd for his family.

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INT. MEN'S ROOM

source 52

Kevin wanders in. He bends down and looks at the feet under the stalls. He walks to the stalls. He knocks.

KEVIN
Dad?
MAN'S VOICE
Get lost.

KEVIN

Uncle Frank?

‘ ANOTHER MAN'S VOICE Get outta here!

‘ | Kevin exits. He's deeply confused.

od INT. LA GUARDIA. CONCOURSE OUTSIDE THE MEN'S ROOM

Kevin comes out of the men’s room scratching his head. He looks down the concourse. HIS POV

Everyone's wearing winter clothing.

INSERT: WINTER BOOTS

INSERT: GLOVED HANDS

INSERT: DOWN JACKET

52

INT. LA GUARDIA. CONCOURSE

source 53

Kevin walks ahead to the next gate. He crosses to the window and looks out on the tarmuc.

‘HIS POV | Airplanes and piles of dirty snow. GROUND CREW are bundled against the cold. @ CU. KEVIN 7 | . He's puzzled. He breathes on the window. It fogs. ~ KEVIN

Uh, oh.

53

INT. LA GUARDIA. MICXER COUNTER H T () 0 F) () #) () I

source 54

“Kevin stands on tptoe at a ticket counter on the main level.

KEVIN .
Excuse me. ,

A TICKET AGENT is on the phone tapping on her computer.

TICKET AGENT
Tl} be with you in a minute.
KEVIN
How come it’s so cold outside? Isn't it supposed to be in the seventies? And also, excuse me, | don’t see any palm trees oF senior citizens in shorts.

, TICKET AGENT (irmtated) Just a moment, please. _

24°

KEVIN
Okay.
54

INT. LA GUARDIA. NEW ANGLE

source 55

Kevin steps away from the counter. The New York skyline is clearly visible out the windows. Kevin doesn't see it unnil.. het tums casually. Looks out the window. He turns

back to the counter.

CU. KEVIN

A puzzled expression. Something's not mght. He looks back over his shouldez. HIS POV - |

The city.

CU. KEVIN

He turns back, thinking. - |

55

INT. LA GUARDIA. TICKET COUNTER. FROM BEHIND |

source 56

Kevin retums to the counter. He peeks over the (op.

KEVIN
I know you told me to wait, but this is an emergency.

CU. TICKET AGENT HT00000 01.

She sighs angrily.

TICKET AGENT
(to the phone)
Hold, please.
(to Kevin)
Yes?

CU. KEVIN

He points over his shoulder.

KEVIN
What city is that back there?

CU. TICKET AGENT

An odd question.

— TICKET AGENT New York.

- CU. KEWIN His jaw drops. His eyes pop. KEVIN Yikes! 1 did it again! CU. TICKET AGENT

Leans forward. TICKET AGENT Is something wrong?

CU. KEVIN
He scratches his head.
KEVIN
Where's Florida?

CU. TICKET AGENT

She points to her right.

& a TICKET AGENT ai About a thousand miles that way.

He goes limp with shock. He sinks behind ¢

CU. KEVIN. FROM BEHIND

He rurns away from the counter.

_ KEVIN

Oh, no. My family's in Florida. [min New York. (long pause)

My family's in Florida... (grins)

I'm in... (big senile)

New York.

56

EXT. TRIBORO BRIDGE

source 57

Fast moving traffic.

57

EXT. BRIDGE. TAXI

source 58

A battered yellow cab. Kevin's in the backseat looking out with a big smile.

& ci c.t ere: T.a7Ds 2° aT ol. Te sion, wot

O
a EXT. ORLANDO AIRPORT ~ It's raining. Nr ; , INT. ORLANDO AIRPORT. BAGGAGE AREA [ The family's gathered at the carousel. KATE Everybody takes their own luggage! . FRANK I'l have to pass on that, Kate. J have the bad back. Leslie'll get mine. What's with the rain? I chought this was the land of perpetual sun. PETER That's Phoenix. FRANK . I could have stayed in Ohio if I wanted rain. ‘Peter snares the.first bag off the carousel. PETER =) (looking at the tag) i. Give this to Kevin. ww He hands it to Kate. She hands it to Frank. He steps away. Leslie takes it and gives it to

Rad,

| ci this to Kevin, | T () () Q) 00 1) 1

ROD
(takes it, hands it to Megan)
Give this to Kevin. The bag passes down the line of kids to Brooke.
BROOKE
(to Fuller)
Give this to Kevin.

| Fuller takes the bag. He tums to... nothing. HISPOV An ELDERLY COUPLE. CU. FULLER -

_ Puzzled. He leans to look beyond the Elderly Couple.

O

CU. BROOKE
Fuller tums behind her. He taps her on the shoulder.

FULLER — Kevin's not here.

58

INT. AIRPORT. BAGGAGE AREA

source 59

Brooke takes the bag and hands it back to Sondra.

BROOKE
Kevin's not here.

Other bags are coming down the line. Sondra takes her bag and hands Kevin's bag to Linnie.

SONDRA
Kevin's not here.
LINNIE
Give this to Fuller.

Kevin's bag returns up the line to Leslie. Kate hands her a bag.

Give this to Buzz. " T 0 () 0 0 0 Q 1

Leslie hands Kevin's bag to Kate.

LESLIE
Give this to Peter. Kevin's not here.
(to Rod)
Give this to Buzz.
KATE
‘ (not thinking, to Peter) Kevin's not here.

Peter takes the bag. He looks at it. He looks up at Kate. What? PETER

CU. KATE

She turns 10 Leslie and screams.

KATE
KEVIN!

ae |

sreeny

— 7 ~~ — —

59

EXT. EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

source 60

SEVERE UP ANGLE. :

REVERSE

Down on Kevin. Hands on his hips, looking up with a big prin.

KEVIN

He heads into the building.

60

INT. ORLANDO AIRPORT. AIRLINE OFFICE

source 61

Kate and Peter are sitting in a small office across a steel'desk from an airline ) SUPERVISOR. Frank and Leslie stand in the open doorway. The Supervisor asks .

questions and takes. down answers.

SUPERVISOR
What's the child’s name? KATE Kevin. h SUPERVISOR

Where did you last see him?

looks to Prey 4170000001 Curbside check-in?

PETER
I saw him when we came in the door. He was in the terminal with us.
SUPERVISOR
Most people get separated at security checkpoints. Did everyone get through security?
KATE
I don't know. . SUPERVISOR Do you recall if to get to your gate you had to make any turns? PETER The concourse split into two passageways. SUPERVISOR
(nods)

Did anyone stop at a restroom, a shop, a restaurant...? -

~~ wesw

Cy) ¢

»

PETER
We were in a hurry. We ran all the way to the gate.
SUPERVISOR
When did you notice that he was missing?
KATE
(embarrassed)
When we picked up our baggage here.

SUPERVISOR

Okay.

(finishes his notes) What we're doing first is paging the child at O'Hare. 99.9% of these situations are simply one party getting separated from the other at the airport. Chances are that's where he ts.

61

EXT. EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. OBSERVATION DECK

source 62

Kevin's hanging off a pay telescope, taking a snapshot of the city.

62

INT. O'HARE

source 63

Main terminal.

PA
Kevin McCallister, please contact an airline representative. Kevin McCallister.
63

EXT. O'HARE HTOOOO000L

source 64

Curbside.

PA
Kevin McCallister, please contact an airline . representative. Kevin McCallister.
64

INT. O'HARE. BAGGAGE AREA

source 65

Half a dozen airline REPS with radios search the baggage area. The PA announcement continues.

PA
Kevin McCallister, please contact an airline _ representative. Kevin McCallister.
65

EXT. CENTRAL PARK. LATER

source 66

Kevin's walking through the park. He sees something familiar. HIS POV

The Kensington Towers Hotel. Just like the photo on the game show,

pee ee

— wee

a

CU. KEVIN

He egnns.

_ KEVIN (like an announcer) . The Kensington Towers. New York's most exciting

hotel experience!

Suddenly his happy face freezes. He stares in alarm.

HIS POV

KEVIN
Sick...
66

EXT. STREET. SUBWAY ENTRANCE

source 67

An ELDERLY WOMAN stands with her arms spread, covered head-to-toe with pigeons.

Harry and Marv walk up the steps to the sidewalk. They each have a small duffel bag. They're wearing ill-fitting overcoats and casual clothes.

HARRY
You know what I smell, Marv?

(ignores Marv) Freedom. MARV (sniffs again) And falafel. HARRY -And money. Marv slowly looks at Harry. MARV You don't think we should go straight fora while? HARRY

And do what? Be doctors? Everything's fine Marv. There's nothing wrong with what we were doing before.

MARV
Except we spent nine months in the clink.
HARRY
Shut up. We ain't gonna get caught again ‘cause we ain't gonna deal with no more kids.
67

EXT. STREET

source 68

Kevin runs out of the park, looking back to make sure the Pigeon Lady isn't following him. He heads up S9th Sereet heading west.

68

EXT. INTERSECTION

source 69

Hurry and Marv stop at the comer.

69

EXT. INTERSECTION. ACROSS THE STREET

source 70

Kevin stops at the corner and waits on the light. Afternoon traffic is heavy. Gridlock. CU. LIGHT

The "Walk" light goes on.

70

EXT. CORNER. KEVIN

source 71

He follows the CROWD into the street. Pedestrian traffic weaves through the vehicles jamming the intersection. HORNS ARE BLARING.

71

EXT. STREET

source 72

svwe= =F 10000001

He hurries through the traffic, weaving through the people. CU. MARV

He steps around...

CU. KEVIN

He brushes against Marv.

CU. MARV

A puzzled look. He takes a look over his shoulder.

HIS POV
MOVING AWAY. The briefes: gtimpse of Kevin's head in the crowd.
72

EXT. STREET. HARRY AND MARV

source 73

Marv turns back.

HARRY
What's the matter? .
MARV
I thought I saw something.

HARRY

wet oe

What? MARV (shrugs it off) Nothing. He takes another look back. CU. WOMAN

Fashion model-type. She:stops as PEDESTRIANS bottle up at the curb. Mary, still looking over his shoulder, rams her from behind.

CU. MARV

He rears back with an apologetic smile.

CU. WOMAN HTOOOOOOL
She glares.at him.
73

EXT. INTERSECTION. OPPOSITE CORNER

source 74

Kevin jumps the curb and continues down the sidewalk, never having seen Harry and

74

EXT. ORLANDO AIRPORT

source 75

The rain is corung down in sheets.

_ INT. ORLANDO AIRPORT. AIRLINE OFFICE. CU. KATE

She's turned in her seat looxing back to...

75

INT. OFFICE. DOORWAY

source 76

Three Orlando COPS stand in the doorway.

ORLANDO COP
Mrs. McCallister? Sergeant Bennett, Orlando Police. We're involved in the situation now.
76

INT. OFFICE

source 77

Kate and Peter. The sight of the Officers frightens them.

HT
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8 22 sit <r: -Lsocts i ool. rl ont

77

EXT. KENSINGTON TOWERS HOTEL

source 78

Kevin walks into the hotel.

78

INT. HOTEL. FRONT DOOR

source 79

Kevin comes through the revolving door. He looks around the massive lobby.

KEVIN
This is great. HIS POV A grand, old hotel lobby with a gilded ceiling, marble columns and potted palms. INT. HOTEL. LOBBY | Kevin rewinds his Walkman. VOICE For reservations at the Kensington Towers or any of © the other fine American Star hotels worldwide, call 1- 800-SANDMAN.

Kevin clicks the Walkman off. He smiles.

neni “"“OTOO0 0 0 0 1

79

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY. ALCOVE. PHONE BOOTH

source 80

Kevin's standing on a stack of phone books in the booth. He's dialing the 800 number.

80

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY. ALCOVE. ANOTHER PHONE BOOTH

source 81

A young BUSINESS WOMAN in the phone booth across from Kevin is watching him. HER POV

Kevin's standing on the phone books, standing on tiptoes. He senses he's being watched. He looks across to the Woman. KEVIN You know, in the bathrooms they have litde toilets for kids. I guess the people who make phone booths don't

care as much about inds as the people who make _ toilets. Excuse me. .

He closes the door. CU. WOMAN

She stares at Kevin.

e

CU. KEVIN

He gives the Woman a smile. His call is answered. Hec voice.

KEVIN -
Howdy-do, this is Peter MeCallister. The father. I'd like to have a hotel room, please.

CU. RESERVATION OPERATOR

A clean-cut, young male OPERATOR is on the other end.

. OPERATOR For which of our hotels, sir?

CU. KEVIN

He smiles. It worked.

KEVIN
The Kensington Towers. New York's most exciting hotel experience.
81

INT. HOTEL. RECEPTION DESK .

source 82

The Clerk is working on his computer. He looks 1) 1s 0. HTO06d0001

The counter and two little hands. Then a head. Kevin pulls himself up on his forearms. KEVIN CU. CLERK

He looks askance at Kevin.

CLERK
Can I help vou?
82

INT. HOTEL. RECEPT ION DESK. KEVIN. FROM BEHIND

source 83

Kevin's hanging on the counter. His feet are rwelve inches off the floor.

KEVIN
Reservation for McCallister.

CU. CLERK

He stares at Kevin for a long beat.

lears his throat and putson adeep —

-—

CLERK
(suspiciously)
A reservation for yourself?
CU. KEVIN
He stares back at the Clerk.
KEVIN
My feet aren't touching the ground. ['m not tall enough to look over this counter. How could I make 4 reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel] and making a reservation? Not on

this planet, sir.

CU. CLERK
He leans his head back in a haughty recovery from his gaffe.
CLERK
I'm confused.

CU. KEVIN

He adjusts his arms, shifts his weigh] T 0 0 0 0 () 0) J

KEVIN
I'm wavelling with my Dad. He’s on business. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings, plus I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby, and that’s boring. So he

dropped me off here... (presents an Amex card) ..gave me his credit card and said to tell whoever was checking i in people to let me in the room, so I don't get

into mischief.

83

INT. ORLANDO AIRPORT. POLICE OFFICE

source 84

Kate and Peter are in the small cinder block office overlooking the terminal. They're sitting across a stee] desk from Officer Bennett. The other two Officers stand behind and to the

side of the desk. More questions.

OFFICER BENNETT
Has the boy ever run away from home?
PETER
No.
OFFICER BENNETT
Has he ever been ina situation where. he's been on his

own?

oe)

KATE
(embarrassed pause)
As a matter of fact, this has happened to us before. ; (nervous laugh) It's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition.
PETER
(innocent chuckle)
Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.

Kate and Peter lose their humor when they realize that the remarks are falling on dead and

unappreciative cars.

KATE
(straight)
He was left home by accident last year.
OFFICER BENNETT
Do you have a recent photo of the boy?
KATE
Yes.

(concerned) In my bag.

(to Peter) I don't have my bag.

PETER
I don't have it.
KATE
(after a pause)
Kevin had it at the airport. He was looking for batteries. He has my waillet.
OFFICER BENNETT
Did you have credit cards in the wallet?
KATE
Credit cards, money. OFFICER BENNETT I want to notify the credit card companies immediately. if your son has the cards we can get a location on him when and if he uses them.
KATE
I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card.

CU. CREDIT CARD IMPRINT MACHINE. CU. CREDIT CARD

Amencan Express card that reads PETER J. McCALLISTER. A ticket is laid over it and imprinted.

84

INT. HOTEL. RECEPTION DESK -

source 85

The Clerk hands the card back to Kevin. He's still hanging on the counter.

KEVIN
(to himself)
Wow. It worked. CLERK

(snaps his fingers) Front, please!

(to Kevin) Enjoy your stay with us. And don't forget to remind . your Dad, when he arrives, that he has to come down and sign a couple of things.

KEVIN
My pleasure. You've been most helpful.
85

INT. HOTEL. CONCIERGE H T 0 0 0 0 0 () ]

source 86

A thin, gaunt, middle-aged CONCIERGE looks up from his station.

HIS POV
Kevin heads across the lobby with a BELLMAN.
CU. CONCIERGE
He raises a suspicious eyebrow.
86

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 87

The elevator opens and the Bellman exits carrying the travel bag. Kevin follows. He puts a piece of gum in his mouth.

87

INT. HOTEL SUITE. DOOR

source 88

It opens. The Bellman walks in. Kevin follows, He slows as he enters the room. A huge smue. ,

. KEVIN This is so great. HIS POV

A massive suite overlooking the Park.

ITT ST Te:

B22 2.2 2S: mliecs a: Mele ore ue te

88

INT. BEDROOM

source 89

- Kevin pokes his head in the door and looks at the king-size bed, the large screen TV, the

view,

KEVIN
A huge bed, all for me.
89

INT. BEDROOM. MINI-BAR

source 90

The little refrigerator door opens revealing an assortment of drinks and snacks.

CU. KEVIN
Looking at all the goodies.
KEVIN
How convenient.
90

INT. BATHROOM

source 91

An enormous bathroom with a four-person whirlpool tub, separate shower, TV. Kevin sticks his head in.

KEVIN
Luxurious! And spacious!
91

INT. SUITE. DOOR H T 00 0 0 0 #) I

source 92

Kevin retums to the living room to find the Bellman waiting at the door.

BELLMAN
(after a pause)

Is the temperature alright for you, sir? KEVIN

It's okay. BELLMAN

You know how the TV works? KEVIN

I'm nine years old. TV is my life. BELLMAN

Well...

The Bellman's stalling for a tip. | KEVIN

What?

He glances down.

aoe

_ INSERT: BELLMAN'S HAND

Rubbing his fingers together, a signal for a tip.

CU. KEVIN

Ir occurs to him what he wants.

| iain ios eroat a “PTE ;

. KEVIN Oh. I'm sorry.

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his gum. He gives him a suck.

| KEVIN And there's plenty more where that came from.

92

INT. HEALTH CLUB. POOL

source 93

Half a dozen MEN and WOMEN are relaxing around the pool after a-workday. Kevin strolls into the pool area wearing a white robe and adult bathing trunks. They come down to his knees and billow out on the sides..He greets the poo! guests with a friendly smile.

KEVIN
How's the water? WOMAN Hed | Good enough. He peels off the robe and positions himself at the side of the pool. KEVIN Would it bother anybody if I worked on my cannon balls? ; There's no negative response. KEVIN

Thanks. - Kevin jumps into the pool, tucks in his legs and does a cannon ball.

93

INT. STEAM ROOM. LATER

source 94

A couple of BUSINESSMEN in their mid-thirties are siting in the steam room, talking. They're nearly hidden in the clouds of steam.

BUSINESSMAN 1
I'll tell you, the marketing director over at Skilling and Ross has a body on her I'd kill my dog for.

Q722 2.2 255 - leor 2 . ;

BUSINESSMAN 2
I know who you're talking about. She’s got the great big...

Kevin is sitting on the step above the two men. He leans in between them.

KEVIN .
Excuse me. If you guys are going to use the F word, i T'll have to leave. I promised my grandmother I'd

| never listen to that kind of talk.

}

.

Sorry. We didn't know you were in here. oO | I

BUSINESSMAN — KEVIN oO It's okay. He leans back. BUSINESSMAN 2

Is she married? Kevin thinks for a moment. He slowly leans forward and looks down at the men.

KEVIN
Excuse me. Are you guys naked?

BUSINESSMAN }

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I'm outta here.

94

INT. ORLANDO AIRPORT. POLICE OFFICE

source 95

Kate and Peter are sitting in the office. They're tred and weary. Officer Bennett comes in. Peter and Kate straighten up.

ca

OFFICER BENNETT
No news.

Kate and Peter relax.

OFFICER BENNETT
We'd like you to stay here in Orlando at least through tonight. We have to be able to reach you.
PETER
My brother booked us a hotel for the holidays. {to Kate) I guess we may as well wait there.

as- . iad sr 2:8 5 - B 22 Slt crs -Semi 5 Ze. FL :

OFFICER BENNETT
Just so you Jeave us with the number and keep the line

\. open.

Okay.

KATE

CU. TV. SCREEN
A horror movie is playing. INT. HOTEL SUITE. LIVING ROOM

Kevin's jumping on the bed. A room service cart loaded with desserts is next to the bed.

KEVIN
This is 4 vacation.
95

EXT. ORLANDO. RESORT COMPLEX. AIRPORT VAN

source 96

The McCallisters look out from a jammed airport van. CAMERA PANS weary, ‘disappointed faces.

THEIR POV

A dreary roadside motel that's long past its prime. Dead palm trees, a Car up on blocks in the parking lot, sign falling down, bushes overgrown. The rain 00 OOL

CU. UNCLE FRANK H T () () 00

He looks out at the motel with disdain.

(- ®

FRANK
~ It didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
96

INT. HOTEL SUITE. BEDROOM. LATER

source 97

Kevin's lying in bed. He's casually looking through Kate's bag. The city lights twinkle out the window. He takes out her address book. He thumbs through the pages.

INSERT: ADDRESS BOOK Kevin's finger moves down the handwritten notations to...

McCALLISTER, ROB 879 W.105th N.Y. CU. KEVIN

He thinks for a moment.

KEVIN
Uncle Rob lives here. If they're back from Paris, I'll go drop in on thern. They usually give pretty good presents.

a0

C-®

He puts the address book back in the bag. He takes out Kate's wallet. He opens ir and takes out a picture of the family. It's a recent snapshot. The family is in typical disarray. Buzz is choking him. Jeff's making rabbit ears over Kate. Peter's smiling stiffly and formally with his arms uround Linnie and Megan. Mega n’s blowing a bubble. Linnie’s

scratching her leg. CU. KEVIN

A fond smile as he looks at the picture. The smile is short-lived as he feels the separation for the first time. He puts the picture back, returns the wallet to the bag and lies back on the bed. He feels terribly lonely. He looks to the phone.

97

EXT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE

source 98

Night. No lights. PHONE RINGING.

98

INT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. FOYER

source 99

The PHONE CONTINUES TO RING.

99

INT. MCCALLISTER HOUSE. ATTIC

source 100

Unmade bed. Evidence of the rushed departure. The PHONE RINGS a couple more umes” and stops. A beat and it RINGS AGA

100

EXT. MOTEL COMPLEX. NIGHT I TO 0000 0 II

source 101

Cheap Christmas lights and decorations make the place look worse at night. The rain continues.

101

INT. MOTEL ROOM. KATE

source 102

She's on the phone. She lets it ring a few times and hangs up.

102

INT. MOTEL ROOM

source 103

Peter's sitting by the window, staring out at the rain. He looks back at Kate.

PETER
No? Kare shakes her head, no. KATE I thought just maybe he might be at home. PETER Well just have to keep waiting. KATE

Do you think he's okay? Peter tums from the window. He nods unconvincingly.

103

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 104

The elevator door opens and the Concierge steps out. He stops a ROOM MAID and speaks to her (UNHEARD) for a moment She points to the end of the hall. Another exchange and

she surrenders her keys.

104

INT. SUITE. BED ROOM

source 105

There's a sharp KNOCK on the door. Kevin quickly turns off the lights and runs into the bathroom. There's another KNOCK, followed a moment later by the ROOM BELL.

105

INT. BATHROOM. SHOWER STALL. CU. SHOWER NOZZLE

source 106

Kevin turns it on full. Maximum hot.

106

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 107

The Concierge grins. He thinks he has everything figured out. He inserts the maid's key into the door and carefully and quietly opens the door. Fle sneaks a look down the hal! and

slips into the room.

107

INT. SUITE. LIVING ROOM

source 108

The Concierge sneaks across the living room to the bedroom and pushes open the door. He peeks in.

HIS POV HTOOOOOOL
The bathroom door is ajar. The light is on. The shower is going.
108

INT. BATHROOM. DOOR

source 109

The Concierge pushes the door open slowly and sticks his head in.

HIS POV

Dimly reflected in the fogged mirror is the pebbled glass shower stall and the shape of the inflatable clown. We hear UNCLE FRANK SINGING "COOL JERK."

109

INT. BATHROOM. CU. COUNTER

source 110

Kevin's Walkman. CU. CONCIERGE

A look of concern.

UNCLE FRANK'S VOICE
Get outta here, you nosey litle pervert! Or I'll come out and slap you silly!

a TTT roar rrepppenry

Ce

<i 2-2 ets _ette 2:

110

INT. SUITE. LIVING ROOM

source 111

The bedroom door flies open and the Concierge scrambles out. He slams into a wing chair and cracks his knee. He hobbies out of the suite.

111

INT. MOTEL ROOM

source 112

Buzz is sitting on the end of the bed, in the dark, facing a window.

112

INT. ROOM. BED

source 113

Jeff wakes up. He sits up on an elbow.

JEFF
Buzz?
113

INT. ROOM. BUZZ

source 114

He doesn’t turn around. . BUZZ

(softly)

What? .

114

INT. BEDROOM. DOOR

source 115

Feffclarshis rout, TOO 0 0 0 0 1

You're really upset, huh? CU. BUZZ From the front. He's not crying. He's intently watching something out the window. BUZZ Very. HIS POV

Out the window and across the motel courtyard. A WOMAN is undressing in her room. Her drapes are open.

115

INT. ROOM. JEFF

source 116

He's sad and respectful of Buzz's feelings.

. JEFF He's a tough little guy. He'll make is. Wherever he is.

Boct t.l ele “lactis: rol. - oeeete

116

EXT. HOTEL. MORNING

source 117

A white seretch Lincoln is waiting at the curb. The Doorman comes out of the hotel] with a pizza box and hands it to the DRIVER. He puts it in the backseat.

117

INT. HOTEL. KEVIN'S ROOM. BATHROOM

source 118

He's standing at the mirror on the back of the bathroom door. He's showered and dressed. He's combing his hair.

KEVIN

I'm not entirely crazy about vacationing alone, especially somewhere where I've never been and nobody knows me. But since I can't call my parents because they're not home and 1 don't know: what number they're at, I'll just have to make the best of the Situation und] the vacation’s over...

(pause) , Oh, no. That's two weeks.

(pause) I was out of underwear yesterday.

_ INT. HOTEL. LOBBY. CONCIERGE

He's going over his morning notes. Something catches his eye...

sro HT0000001

Kevin strolls through the lobby. He waves to the Concierge.

KEVIN
Is my twansportation here?

_INT. LOBBY. CONCIERGE

Nods and smiles obsequiously.

CONCIERGE
Out.in front, sir. A limousine and a pizza. Compliments of the Kensington Towers Hotel.
KEVIN
New York's most exciting hotel experience.
CONCIERGE
I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room to make sure everything was in order.
KEVIN .
- He was pretty mad. He said he didn't come all the way to New York to get his naked rear end spied on.

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CONCIERGE
Of course not. Will he be down soon? KEVIN He already left. CONCIERGE

1 would like to have offered my personal apology.

KEVIN
If some guy looked at you in the shower, would you want to see him ever again?

CONCIERGE

I suppose not.

KEVIN

Y don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip. CONCIERGE

T understand. KEVIN

Bye. CONCIERGE

Have a pleasant day.

Kevin continues on his way. The Concierge watches him go. His smarmy smile fades. He steps around from behind his desk and crosses to the check-in counter.

118

EXT. HOTEL

source 119

Kevin's jaw drops as he stares at... H T 0 Q () () 0) 0 1

HIS POV | The white limo. The Driver and the Doorman stand at the open rear door with big smiles. CU. KEVIN His amazement turns to delight. KEVIN

(to himself) Buzz? If you could see me now.

119

INT. HOTEL. OFFICE

source 120

The Concierge flips through the room records finding... INSERT: FILE

McCallister, Peter J. The Concierge opens the file and removes the credit card slip.

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INSERT: CREDIT CARD MACHINE

The Concierge punches in Peter's credit card number.

120

EXT. CENTRAL PARK

source 121

The white limo moves through the Park.

121

INT. LIMO

source 122

The radio's on, cartoons are on the TV. Kevin's peeling pepperoni slices off his pizza. He doesn’t know what to do with them. He glances up to the sun roof.

INSERT: WINDOW CONTROLS Kevin presses the sun roof button, |

122

EXT. PARK. LIMO. SUN ROOF

source 123

The sun roof opens. Kevin whips the pepperoni slices out.

123

EXT. JOGGING PATH

source 124

A MAN is jogging with his Alsatian. The dog suddenly reverses directions. He jerks the Man off his feet and drags him down the block. The dog gobbles the pepperoni slices that have landed alongside the curb. |

124

INT. OFFICE. CU. CONCIERGE

source 125

He watches the machine anxiously. An evil grin grows. INSERT: CREDIT CARD MACHINE It reads -- STOLEN.

125

INT. SUBWAY TUNNEL

source 126

A Tain screams past.

126

INT. SUBWAY CAR

source 127

Harry and Marv are sitting in the empty car. HARRY We gotta face facts. We don't have the equipment to

pull off anything big. I'm talking banks, jewelry stores..

MARV
Art museums. .

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Right. We don’t want goods because we don't have the connections here yet to fence anything. We need cash and we need it now. ;

MARY
How about the hotels? Tourists carry cash.
HARRY
No guarantees. | got a beter idea. Stores ain't gonna make bank deposits on Chnstmas.
MARY
Right.
HARRY
The stores that are gonna have the most cash on hand are the ones that trade in moderate priced goods.
MARY
Right. HARRY

What store is gonna do the most cash business at Christmas time that nobody's gonna think to rob?

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HARRY
(after an incredulous stare)
Nine-year-olds rob liquor stores. He hands a piece of newsprint tom from the evening paper to Marv..
HARRY
This is what 1 had in mind.
CU. PAPER
It's an ad for a grand toy emporium, Duncan's Toy Chest.

CU. MARV

He looks up with 2 gnn.

MARV
Brilliant, Harry.
CU. HARRY
He's delighted with himself.

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HARRY
There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store

on Christmas Eve.

CU. MARV

He agrees with an enthusiastic nod and a broad grin.

a MARY _Oh, yes there is.

He points to Harry and to himself.

127

EXT. BLOOMINGDALE'S

source 128

ag. He steps to the curb and snaps his fingers. A beat

Kevin comes out the door with a b. R gets out. He runs around to Kevin's door.

and the limo pulls up. The DRIVE

128

EXT. BLOOMINGDALE'S. KEVIN AND THE DRIVER

source 129

The driver opens the door. He takes the package from Kevin.

KEVIN
Be careful with that. DRIVER Yes, sir. KEVIN Don't let anybody look in it. DRIVER Yes, sir. 0 0 1 Kevin leans in close. H T ) () 0 Q KEVIN |
(softly)
Jr's underpants. | DRIVER

1 understand.

The Driver tucks the package under his arm. DRIVER

Where would you like to go now? KEVIN Know any. good toy stores?

DRIVER
(smiles)
I sure do.

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Kevin hops in the limo.

129

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 130

The world’s largest and grandest toy store. An old, cast iron building, painted in bright colors, lights all over, elaborate window displays. Seven floors of toys. A huge mechanical toy chest above the main encance opens and closes. Animated toys rise as the ,

chest opens. CU. KEVIN He's standing outside the toy store with a huge grin on his face.

KEVIN
Merry Christmas, Kevin.

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130

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 131

Kevin walks in. Toys everywhere. Radio controlled planes circling the ceiling, trains running around the walls, tanks filled with boats, demonstration toys, play areas, a popcorn machine, 4 soda fountain.

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He watches the airplanes circle overhead.

KEVIN
This is the greatest accident of my life.
131

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. KEVIN

source 132

Kevin bounces INTO FRAME and DROPS OUT. BOUNCES IN, DROPS OUT. He's weamng a helmet and brandishing a pair of pistols.

132

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. WIDE

source 133

Kevin's bouncing on a rampoline.

133

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. KEVIN

source 134

He's holding a rifle in the shape of an arm with a clenched fist on the end. He takes aim

‘and fires the rubber fist ar CAMERA.

134

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. SECOND FLOOR

source 135

Plavhouse displays, wee forts, tents, playground sets, bikes, outdoor toys. The front doors on two playhouses open and Harry and Marv craw! out.

MARV
(with a laugh)

Nice house, but no bathroom.

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HARRY .
Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off. we come out _of our linle houses and empty the cash registers. We tum off the burglar alarm and walk out like we own the

joint. - CU. CHECK-OUT COUNTER

A boxed pair of dart pistols, @ Flying Fist rifle and a bole of Monster Sap Super Slippery Bath Bubbles.

135

INT. STORE. CHECK-OUT COUNTER

source 136

A middle-aged WOMAN is checking the ilems out

WOMAN
Are you shopping alone? _ KEVIN In New York? Ma’am, I'm afraid of my own shadow. WOMAN Tlike ta check. ~ KEVIN That's very responsible of you. WOMAN Thank you. . KEVIN My pleasure. The Woman totals the purchases. H T () Q) 0 ) Q Q 1 WOMAN - $51.75.

Kevin takes out Kate's cash envelope. The Woman ries to see how much he's carrying. He discreetly turns away from her and takes out three twenties.

WOMAN
Where did you get all that money? .
KEVIN '
-Lhave a lot of grandmothers.

The Woman bags Kevin's goods.

KEVIN
You have a really nice store here. One of the finer toy dealerships I've visited in my life.

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Kevin tums away again. He slips another twenty out of the envelope. He tums back and

WOMAN
Mr. Duncan's a wonderfu) man. Did you visit Santa? —
KEVIN
(leans forward and whispers) — ['m eleven years old.
WOMAN
Sorry.
KEVIN
It's okay. I have a young face.

WOMAN

I mentioned it because if you'd seen Santa, you would have seen Mr. Duncan. He's the supervising Elf up in our Santa’ s Workshop.

KEVIN
The guy who owns the piace is doing elf work?
WOMAN
Every Christmas Eve. He loves kids.
KEVIN
You'd have to, to work as an elf.
WOMAN
As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today, Mr. Duncan donates to the Children's Hospital. The day after Christmas, we total up all the money in the cash registers and Mr. Duncan takes it down to the hospital.

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WOMAN
If the real Santa Claus ever retires, Mr. Duncan’ll take

his place.

hands it to the Woman.

Pes Ptihione, coins

KEVIN
I'm not supposed to spend this money, but | have twenty dollars from shovelling snow in a jar in our garage where my older brother can't find it, and I can pay my mother back with that. So you can give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than me because I'll probably just spend it on stuff that rots my teeth and my mind.

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WOMAN
That's very sweet of you. Merry Christmas.
KEVIN
Merry Christmas to you, too. Be sure and bundle up when you go outside. It's a litde nippy.-

The Woman smiles her appreciation.

136

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. SECOND FLOOR

source 137

Hurry and Marv cross to the escalator. Marv pusses a display table. Three foot sticks with a pistol gnp on one end and a litde hand on the other end. Marw walks back to the table and

picks up one of the toys. He tries it. ,

HARRY
Come on, egghead.
MARV
These might be nice for picking pockets.
HARRY
Put it down.
MARV
Watch. I'll pick my own pocket.

He reaches the toy into his overcoat and fishes around behind his back. Escalator traffic is backing up behind hirn.

HARRY
You're really a moron, you know that?

Marv's tongue is Out as he mies to get his wallet out of Wit ( CU. MARV'S COAT H T (} 0 or Q) 1

The jittle hand pokes out of his coat vent. CU. WOMAN'S BOTTOM | The litde hand hooks the hem of her skin. CU. MARV

He yanks up on the toy.

CU. WOMAN'S SKIRT

It rises up.

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Cu. WOMAN

The fashion model-type we saw earlier. She gasps and turns. She rips the toy ourof — . Marv’s hands.

CU, MARV

He whips around.

CU. WOMAN

She recognizes Marv. She raises the toy, holding it like a spear. CU. MARV |

Shock. The Woman smashes the litde hand against his forehead.

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137

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 138

Kevin exits with a large toy bag. HTO 0 0 0 0 0 1 OOR

138

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. FIRST

source 139

Harry and Marv hurry through the store on their way out.

7 HARRY You had to mess around, didn’t you? In this day and age, you can't go around goosing strangers with toy

claws. MARV

That bimbo could have poked my eye out! HARRY

Id serve vou right for playing with the toys while were Casing 2 job.

139

EXT. DUNCAN’S TOY CHEST

source 140

Kevin looks for the limo. Up the street. Then down the street. HIS POV oe

The limo is at the end of the block turning toward Kevin.

140

EXT. STREET

source 141

Kevin starts down the block.

141

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 142

Harry and Marv come out of the store and head up the block, toward Kevin.

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142

EXT. STREET. KEVIN

source 143

He slows as...

HIS POV

The timo pulls past him, returning to Duncan's Toy Chest.

143

EXT. STREET. KEVIN

source 144

He tums back toward Duncan's Toy Chest and the Limo and breaks into a run:

144

EXT. STREET. HARRY AND MARV

source 145

They contnue down the street.

CU. KEVIN

Running.

HIS POV
MOVING through the PEDESTRIAN traffic. Harry and Marv come into view. CAMERA

CU. KEVIN

Grinds to a halt. A puzzled look on his face. He turns slowly.

CU. HARRY AND MARV

Stopped. Puzzled looks on their faces. They slowly turn in unison. CU. KEVIN

Looking down the street at Harry and Marv.

CU. HARRY AND MARV

Looking back at Kevin.

It's hirn! HARRY CU. KEVIN He takes off.

CU. HARRY AND MARV
They give chase.

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145

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. LIMO

source 146

The Driver gets out. He sees Kevin running away.

DRIVER
Hey! I'm here! -
146

EXT. STREET. INTERS ECTION |

source 147

Kevin breaks through the PEDESTRIANS waiting for the light and runs into the congested waffic, threading his way through the vehicles. He scrambles UNDER a delivery truck,

berween the front and back wheels.

147

EXT. STREET. HARRY AND MARV

source 148

Harry.and Marv are on his tail. Marv climbs up onto a street lamp and looks into the traffic. HIS POV Kevin reaches the other side of the street. CU. MARV He points. MARV There he is!

148

EXT. ANOTHER STREET. EY T () () 0) 0 0 0 1

source 149

Running as fast as he can.

149

EXT. INTERSECTION. HARRY AND MARV

source 150

They charge across the sereet as the traffic opens up. HORNS BLARE, DRIVERS

‘SHOUT.

150

EXT. ANOTHER STREET. STREET VENDOR. .

source 151

A MAN is selling cheap jewelry on the street. His wares are Spread out on a piece of et. Kevin races by as the Man waves a fist full of beaded necklaces. Kevin darts

BACK INTO FRAME. He yanks a few bills out of his pocket and buys half a dozen necklaces. He takes off again. A beat and Harry and Marv race past.

151

EXT. STH AVENUE. PARK-SIDE

source 152

Kevin wheels around the corner onto 59th Street, sending a flock of pigeons into panicked flight. Harry and Marv follow a few beats behind.

152

EXT. 59TH STREET. PARK-SIDE. KEVIN

source 153

Kevin races down 59th Srreet.

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153

EXT. 59TH STREET. PARK-SIDE. HARRY AND MARV

source 154

Gering a litde winded. They're huffing and puffing to keep pace.

154

EXT. S9TH AND SIXTH. PARK-SIDE |

source 155

Kevin gets the green light. He charges across 59th Sweet,

155

EXT. S9TH AND SIXTH. SOUTH CORNER

source 156

Kevin stops for the light. Traffic's too heavy to get across. He looks to the traffic light.

HIS POV

The light is green against him, red for him.

CU. KEVIN

He looks fearfully across 59th Street.

HIS POY

Harry and Marv pour on the speed as they cross 59th.

CU. KEVIN a

He looks to the light again.

CU. TRAFFIC LIGHT H T (0) 0 () 0 0 Q 1 it's yellow against him. Suill red for him. |

CU. KEVIN

Looks back.

HIS POV

Harry and Marv are nearly to the comer.

CU. TRAFFIC LIGHT

Changes to green.

CU. KEVIN

He runs into the street. He rips the necklaces apart as he runs. CU. PAYEMENT

Plastic pearls and beads scatter on the blacktop.

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156

EXT. SIXTH AVENUE. CORNER .

source 157

Kevin leaps up on the curb and takes off down the sidewalk.

157

EXT. CORNER OF 59TH AND SIXTH |

source 158

Harry and Marv wheel around the corner and leap onto Sixth Avenue...

158

EXT. S9TH AND SIXTH. NEW ANGLE |

source 159

Harry and Marv hit the beads and fly into the air. A high, arching, twisting, simuluneous tumble. They slam down on the pavement.

_EXT. SIXTH AVENUE: OVERHEAD -

Harry and Marv on their backs jn the street.

159

EXT. HOTEL. DOORMAN

source 160

He's loaded a GUEST into a cab. He turns and Jooks down the street. He grins.

HIS POV
Kevin runs toward him.
CU. DOORMAN
, He looks into the lobby. He blows his whistle.
160

INT. HOTEL. CONCIERGE

source 161

The Doorman signals the Concierge to come outside.

_ INT. HOTEL. LOBBY

The Concierge runs to the revolving door.

‘EXT. SIDEWALK. KEVIN

Kevin weaves through the PEDESTRIAN maffic to the hotel and stops. He looks up. HIS POV

The Concierge is standing before him.

CONCIERGE
Back so soon?

Atiien<, bet ttonay

CU. KEVIN
He's breathless. pointing back down the street.
KEVIN
There's... two guys...

CU. CONCIERGE

Fle leans over Kevin.

. CONCIERGE What's the problem? The store wouldn't take | your. stolen credit card?

CU. KEVIN

He rears back in alarm. |

161

EXT. HOTEL. CONCLERGE AND KEVIN

source 162

The Concierge grabs Kevin by the collar. CU. HARRY

Wincing in pain, he lifts his head and looks...

HIS POV

Down the south 59th Street sidewalk. The Concierge | is struggling with Kevin. Kevin breaks loose and dashes into...

Kevin races across the lobby. The Concierge and the Doorman rush in after him.

CONCIERGE | . STOP THAT KID!

CU. KEVIN
Terrified. Running for all he’s worth.

FUS POV

A SALESWOMAN comes out of the gift shop. She stands ready to grab him. Arms out, legs spread.

162

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY

source 163

LOW and from BEHIND THE SALES WOMAN. Kevin runs right for her. The Concierge is only inches behind him. At the last moment, Kevin slides, as if coming into home plate. On the slick marble floor, he easily sails between the Saleswoman’s legs.

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163

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY. SALESWOMAN

source 164

Turns and looks back at Kevin, surprised that she missed him. She tums back. Recoils in horror.

HER POV

The Concierge is heading right for her.

164

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY

source 165

The Concierge slams into the Saleswoman.

165

INT. ELEVATOR

source 166

Kevin leaps into a waiting elevator. —

CU. ELEVATOR PANEL

Kevin presses the button for the 21st floor.

166

EXT. HOTEL

source 167

Harry and Marv limp to the front of the hotel.

HARRY
We know where he is. We'll just wait for him to come

out.

What about his wis A T () Q) () 4) Q ft) l

HARRY — My bet is he ain't with his folks.-

MARV
. How do you know?
HARRY
How do I know? The kid was alone!
167

INT. HOTEL. KEVIN'S SUITE. LIVING ROOM

source 168

He bursts through the door and runs into the bedroom. .

168

INT. BEDROOM |

source 169

Kevin snatches the travel bag off the bed, unzips it and loads his things into it

169

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 170

The elevator opens and the Concierge, the Doorman and a pair of HOTEL SECURITY GUARDS race out.

170

INT. HOTEL. KEVIN'S SUITE. BEDROOM

source 171

Kevin slings the travel bag over his shoulder and runs to the bedroom hallway door.

171

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 172

He races out of the bedroom and down the hallway to the elevator. He presses the button and waits impatiently.

172

INT. HOTEL. KEVIN'S SUITE. LIVING ROOM

source 173

The Concierge, the Doorman and the Security Guards run for the bedroom.

173

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 174

An elevator arrives. Kevin jumps into it. The Concierge, tie Doorman and Security Guards charge out the bedroom door.

: CONCIERGE THERE HE IS!

A second elevator arrives as the doors on Kevin's elevator close.

174

INT. KEVIN'S ELEVATOR

source 175

He presses the button for the 20th floor.

175

INT. SECOND ELEVATOR HT0OO 00 0 0 0 1

source 176

Var

The Concierge. Doorman and the Secunty s clamber i into the elevator. CU: ELEVATOR PANEL

The Concierge presses the ground floor burton. ’

176

INT. HOTEL. 20TH FLOOR HALLWAY

source 177

The elevator doors open and Kevin pokes his head out. Seeing no onc in the hallway, he runs out Of the elevator to the stairwell door at the end of the hall.

177

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY

source 178

The elevator arrives. The Concierge, the Doorman and Security Guards race out and into the lobby where two more SECURITY GUARDS are waiting.

CONCIERGE
You didn't see him?

The new Security Guards shake their heads.

CONCIERGE

He got off early. Cover the stairs. (to the Doorman) Tl watch the elevators. We'll get him.

178

INT. HOTEL. STAIRWELL

source 179

Kevin races down the stairs. He slows and listens. Coming from far below, the SOUND OF HURRIED FOOTSTEPS. Kevin runs down to the next landing and disappears into the

hallway.

179

INT. HOTEL. HALLWAY

source 180

Kevin runs down the hall. He slows at the elevator. He debates whether or nor he should take it.

180

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY

source 181

The Concierge paces in front of the elevators with the Saleswornan.

SALESWOMAN
I'l] Bet he’s a runaway.
CONCIERGE .
Yeah, and dangerous. Kids today don't know right from wrong. They lie, they cheat, they steal, some of these litle buggers even carry weapons. As far as ]'m ~ concerned, we need kids in this city like we need pigeons.
SALESWOMAN
This one won't get away. There's only two ways down. The stairs or the elevator.
CONCIERGE
Unless he’s a hot meal. Then he could take the...

Something occurs to him. H T 0 0 () 0 Q Q l

181

INT. HOTEL. SERVICE AREA

source 182

Linens, cleaning supplies, a service elevator for room service deliveries. Kevin pokes his head through the door. There's no one inside. He slips into the room.

182

INT. SERVICE ELEVATOR

source 183

The doors open. Kevin peeks inside.

183

INT. STAIRWELL

source 184

Security Guards charge up the stairs.

184

INT. HOTEL. KITCHEN

source 185

I's loud and active with lunch service.

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185

INT. SERVICE ELEVATOR. CU. CONTROL PANEL

source 186

The first floor light goes on.

186

INT. SERVICE ELEVATOR. DOORS

source 187

The doors open on the Concierge. He's grinning with enormous satisfaction. A beat and the grin dissolves.

HIS POV
Kevin with the Flying Fist to his shoulder. He smiles.
KEVIN
Hello.

He pulls the wigger. The Fist flies out-of the gun.

187

INT. KITCHEN

source 188

The Concierge catches the rubber fist in the face. He's knocked off his feet. Kevin scrambles out of the service elevator, retrieves his fist and races through the kitchen. COOKS and HELPERS give chase. Kevin ducks their arms, crawls through legs, slips between counters...

He crawls under a line of food service carts.

188

INT. KITCHEN. COUNTER TOP

source 189

‘Kevin jumps up on a Counter, runs down. a preparation board, leaps to the next counter,

jumps down and nuns for the door to the delivery area. He passes a desert cart and whips around a comer. A beat and he runs back to the dessert cart and grabs a handful of cookies.

189

INT. KITCHEN —

source 190

Cooks and Helpers are tangled and confused, banging into each other as they try to follow Kevin's zig-zag course.

190

INT. KITCHEN. DELIVERY AREA

source 191

A small receiving area immediately off the kitchen. Kevin runs in, stuffs the cookies in his coat pocket, throws open the door and runs out.

191

EXT. HOTEL. ALLEY

source 192

Kevin leaps off the loading dock. CU. KEVIN SLOW MOTION. Terror on his face. Struggling to change the direction of his fall.

HIS POV

Harry and Marv wait in the alley below with open arms, ready to catch Kevin. Harry holds up his hands. CAMERA PUSHES IN ON HIS SCARRED PALM. The letter "M" in scar

ussue.

192

EXT. ALLEY ENTRANCE. SIXTH AVENUE

source 193

Harry and Mary, with Kevin between them, step out of the alley and into the flow of . PEDESTRIAN caffic. Harry and Marv have a firm but discreet hold on him.

HARRY
We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. .

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HARRY
We were wrong, little buddy.
MARV
We're doing fine. And we're gonna do even better. We ain't robbin’ houses no more. We're robbing toy stores. At ten o'clock tonight, we're rich.
HARRY
You want to shut up, Marv?

MARV

What's the difference? He ain't gonna talk to nobody. Except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. —

HARRY
Let's just get him in the truck. I'll feel a lot better when

he's on ice.

193

EXT. 59TH STREET. PARK-SIDE |

source 194

A MOUNTED POLICE officer waits at the curb as TOURISTS admire his horse.

CU. KEVIN
He sees the Mounted Police Officer. He looks up at Harry. He considers making 2 move.

CU. HARRY AND MARV

_ They see the cop.

C

HARRY
(to Kevin)
J got a gun in my pocket. You open your mouth and you'll be able to spit your gum out through your forehead.
194

EXT. S9TH STREET

source 195

Harry and Marv duck their heads as they pass the Mounted Police Officer.

CU. KEVIN —

He looks up at the Officer.

HIS POV. MOVING

The Mounted Police Officer looks down at Kevin with a wink and heads away.

195

EXT. 59TH STREET AND FIFTH AVENUE

source 196

Harry, Marv and Kevin reach the comer. They step up behind the other PEDESTRLANS waiting for the light and breathe a sigh of relief. They hold Kevin close. Harry puts his hand over Kevin's mouth.

CU. KEVIN © He looks up at Harry. He looks up at Marv. He looks ahead.

KEVIN'S POV HT0000001,

A WOMAN. A shapely rear en

_CU. KEVIN

_ He sneaks his hand out...

CU. WOMAN'S BOTTOM
Kevin pinches her rump. CU. WOMAN

The Fashion Model we saw earlier. Her eyes bulge in alarm. She whips around. CU. MARV

Dumb smile on his face.

CU.WOMAN _

See draws her fist back.

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CU. MARV
Puzzled. EXT. STREET CORNER

The Woman decks Marv. He lets go of Kevin's hand.

CU. KEVIN

With his free hand, he takes a mighty swing at Harry. He buries his litde fist in Harry's belly. Harry drops to his knees in agony. Kevin snatches the travel bag and takes off.

196

EXT. CENTRAL PARK

source 197

Kevin vaults the park wall and races into the underbrush.

197

EXT. STREET CORNER

source 198

The light changes. The crowd moves. Harry suraightens up. Marv picks himself up.

MARV
Where's the kid?!
HARRY
(pained)

He wentinto the Park!

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Would I be on my knees if I was okay? He hit me in the ulcer! 7

198

EXT. CENTRAL PARK. KEVIN

source 199

Tears through the underbrush and breaks into the Mall.

199

EXT. CENTRAL PARK

source 200

Harry and Marv are trudging through the zoo. They're yanking the coat hoods off the litle BOYS they pass.

HARRY
We should have shot him when we had the chance. I hate pulling a job knowing that kid's out on the loose.
MARV
What can he do? Kids are helpless.
HARRY
Nor that kid.
MARV
He don't got a house fulla dangerous goodies this WW time. He's alone. He's in the Park. Grown-up men go in there and don't come out alive.
HARRY
(brightens)

Yeah. (looks out at the Park) Good luck, little fella

They tum and head back toward 59th Street. .

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EXT. PARK. LOEB BOATHOUSE

source 201

Kevin peeks out from behind the boathouse. He's breathing hard, frightened out of his little mind. He looks out across the Park.

HJS POV

JOGGERS finishing their runs. NANNIES hurry their CHARGES home before dark. A straggling BUSINESSMAN cutting across the Park.

CU. KEVIN

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The sun is sinking behind the buildings. CU. KEVIN He looks out across the Park at the long shadows. He's terrified.

KEVIN

I want to go home. (pause) ‘Mom, where are you?

CU. MOTEL TELEPHONE
' I: RINGS. Kate grabs it before the first ring is finished.
KATE
Hello!
201

INT. MOTEL ROOM

source 202

Peter's sleeping in a chair. The phone has roused him. Kate's between the beds on the phone. The kids are watching TV in the next room.

Kate covers the phone.

KATE
This is her.
(pause)
Oh, my God! PETER What?! KATE

I's the Orlando Police. Chicago called. They know where Kevin is.

PETER
Chicago? KATE New York. PETER New York?
(yells)

Kids! We found eve

They have im H T.00 00 0 0 ) l eff and Buzz charge into the room.

Kare shakes her head, no. Megan, Linnie,

MEGAN
Where is he? PETER New York. _ JEFF Cool. ; LINNIE

I told you he got on the wrong plane. He can't be in

‘crowds. He's too short.

KATE
(to the phone)
I'm sure he was scared. He's not a roublemuker. . * PETER What? KATE

Can you hold on a second? Thank you.

(covers the phone) He must have my bag. He used your credit card to check into a hotel.

cae Se

en oe

MEGAN
He checked into a hotel?
LINNIE
On his own?

BUZZ

Ask if he spent all the travel money.

Sate waves Buzz off.

PETER
Is he in trouble?

' KATE

He got away from the hotel people when they questioned him about the card. He must be scared.

PETER.
Where is he now?

KA

Her face registers disappointment. She looks down to the floor.

KATE
Uh, huh.

. PETER They don't have him?

Kate shakes her head, no.

She hangs up.

PETER
Darn...
KATE
(to the phone) . We'll catch the next flight. Thank you.
PETER
I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's ' place? — KATE They're in Paris. PETER

Maybe they have a house sitter.

KATE
I thought they were renovating.
202

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET ©

source 203

A rransitional neighborhood. Beautiful, restored buildings sprinkled in with the abandoned,

"the burned and the boarded-up.

CU. KEVIN

He looks up from his mother's address book.

203

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 204

Three stories in the eurly stages of renovation. The windows are boarded-up, a scaffold encircles the first floor. A rubbish chute runs from the third floor to a dumpster.

204

INT. BROWNSTONE. FOYER

source 205

The original floor is torn-up. Plywood sheets ff the joists. The railing is off the

staircase. Tne DOOR KNOCKER BANGS A TO 00

205

INT. BROWNSTONE. UPSTAIRS HALL ) 0 0 1

source 206

No bannister. Plumbing pipes, wood, cans of paint, bags of plaster. The DOOR KNOCKER BANGS.

- INT. BROWNSTONE. THIRD FLOOR. BEDROOM .

A plastering scaffold fills the room. The FAINT SOUND OF THE DOOR KNOCKER.

206

INT. BROWNSTONE. FIRST FLOOR LIBRARY .

source 207

Shelves. No floor. Kevin's head appears in the window. He wipes a clean spot on the glass and peers in. .

CU. KEVIN
Suspicious. He lowers himself out of the window. INT. BROWNSTONE. FOYER. CU. MAIL CHUTE Kevin flips the chute open and looks in. KEVIN Uncle Rob?
(listens)
Anybody?

After a beat. the chute snaps closed.

207

EXT. ORLANDO AIRPORT. GATE

source 208

Kate and Peter are waiting to board. Everyone has come to the airport. Kate kisses the kids goodbye. .

FRANK .
What do we do about the hotel bill, Pete? Kev has your credit card. PETER

That's the last of my worries, Frank.

Leslie gives Frank a dirty look.

LESLIE
We'll ake care of it. | PETER Thanks. FRANK

When you give Kev a piece of your mind, give hima litde of mine, too. Enough is enough. This is the second year...

PETER
I just hope that something like this never happens to you. You're gonna feel pretry damn low accepting the help of others when you give so little of your own.

man aco HTOQOOOOL

FRANK
I just...

PETER | My child's been missing for two days and all you care about is your goddamn money..

Kate pushes Peter back.

KATE
Honey? We have to go.
FRANK
I'm sorry, Pete. PETER Forget it, Frank. Just forget it. .

(to the kids) I'll see you guys at home.

Buzz steps forward. He hugs Peter.

BUZZ
When you find Kev, tell him I'm sorry. For real. No joke. And tell him...

CU. BUZZ | He leans back from Peter. His eyes are filled with tears.

BUZZ
That I got tears in my eyes.

He wipes his arm across his cheeks. -BUZZ But make him swear to everything he holds sacred not to ever tel] anyone.

208

INT. JIETWAY

source 209

Peter and Kate hurry down the Jetway.

209

INT. ORLANDO AJRPORT. GATE

source 210

All eyes are on Uncle Frank. Fuller walks up to him.

FULLER
Dad, you're still an excellent baseball coach.
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EXT. SKYLINE. FROM THE PARK H T () 0 0 0 0 ) 1

source 211

The lights are on in the office buildings and hotels of Central Park South. CAMERA SINKS TO...

CU. KEVIN

Walking down Central Park West. Frightened.

HIS POV a

A JUNKIE staggering down a path, stopping at a trash can to forage. CU. KEVIN

LOUD VOICES distract him. He tums his head to see...

HIS POV

Across the strect, a band of YOUNG THUGS marching along in a pack, drinking and shouting.

211

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST

source 212

Kevin picks up his pace. The wind rattles the bare tree branches in the Park. A WOMAN bundled against the cold wind passes quickly and cautiously. Kevin heads south, staying close to the Park wall. He isn't watching his feet. He stumbles into a MAN sleeping against

the wall. The Man sits up angrily.

MAN
Watch it!

Kevin jumps back in alarm. He tums.

CU. KEVIN

He looks down the sidewalk.

HIS POV

A DRUNK staggers down the sidewalk toward him.

212

EXT. STREET. KEVIN

source 213

He moves around the sleeping man in a wide, careful circle and continues quickly down the sidewalk.

213

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST AND 97TH STREET

source 214

A pair of STREET WALKERS coming on duty get out of a cab. Tough, extreme women in

their mid-thirues. H T 1) 0 0 ) Q 0 ]

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EXT. SIDEWALK. KEVIN .

source 215

He walks quickly but aimlessly, looking for any sort of opportunity. He steps to the curb when he sees the Street Walkers’ cab approach. He waves his arm. The cab pulls to the curd. Kevin looks in the window.

215

EXT. CAB. PASSENGER WINDOW

source 216

The CABBIE is hidden in shadow.

216

INT. CAB. PASSENGER WINDOW

source 217

Kevin leans forward and looks in the window.

217

INT. CAB. CABBIE

source 218

He tums into the light. He's a huge and strange-looking man with long, ratted hair, a severe growth of beard, earrings, a fresh bruise on his forehead and a dead, cloudy eye.

218

INT. CAB. PASSENGER WINDOW

source 219

Kevin leans back from the cab fearfully. He's not riding in this cab.

~

\

219

INT. CAB. CABBIE

source 220

He curs back into shadow.

220

EXT. STREET

source 221

The cab pulls away. Kevin continues down Central Park West.

221

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST AND 97TH

source 222

* The two Street Walkers are waiting for someone or something. One lights a cigarette for the

other. She blows a long, slow plume of smoke into the air. Kevin approaches.

CU. STREET WALKER

She turns, revealing a ravaged, heavily made-up face, wicked, half-closed eyes. Nails so long they have begun to curl under bring the cigarette to collagen-packed lips.

CU. KEVIN
He veers wide to miss the two Street Walkers. CU. SECOND STREET WALKER

Deathly thin, a face savaged by low living, a nose ring connected to her ear lobe with a | gold chain. A thick, purple, knife scar across her neck.

STREET WALKER 2
(with an evil laugh)
You lookin’ for somebody to read you a bedtime " story?

‘EXT. STREET J T () 0 0) 0) 00 1

The first Street Walker cracks up. Kevin moves back and sidesteps down the Park wall.

STREET WALKER 1
We'll tuck you in like your Ma never did.

The trollops crack up.

CU. SECOND STREET WALKER

She leans into CAMERA and laughs.

CU. KEVIN |

His eyes are wide with fear.

CU. FIRST STREET WALKER

She leans into CAMERA and blows a lungful of smoke at Kevin.

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EXT. STREET

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Kevin breaks into a run.

HIS POV. MOVING

Past all sorts of NIGHT CREATURES.

CU. KEVIN'S FEET

A blur on the littered pavernent.

CU. KEVIN

Running full-out, scared to tears. He looks...

HIS POV. MOVING

Across Fifth Avenue, a trio of TEENAGE BOYS running down the opposite sidewalk. They wait for a break in traffic and run into the street.

CU. KEVIN
He pours on more speed.
223

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST

source 224

* The Boys dan across the street and leap onto the sidewalk. They run behind Kevin.

He glances back over his shoulder

HIS POV

The Boys are gaining on him.

224

EXT. PARK. WALL

source 225

From inside the Park. Kevin jurnps up on the wall and vaults into the Park.

225

EXT. PARK. ROCKS |

source 226

Kevin clambers up a Jarge mass of rocks and squeezes down between them, hiding himself. He's breathing heavily. He's terrified. He looks up.

226

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST. PARK-SIDE

source 227

A bus pulls up to the curb. The Boys race to it and board. They weren't after Kevin. They were running for the bus.

227

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. SECOND FLOOR

source 228

A JANITOR wearing a Santa hat runs a floor waxer past the playhouses.

Co

228

INT. PLAYHOUSE. HARRY

source 229

He's lying in the playhouse. He's aler: and listening with his pistol at the ready.

229

EXT. PARK. ROCKS. KEVIN

source 230

He's hidden deep between two boulders. He reaches into his pocket for the cookies he stole from the hotel kitchen. He takes a hungry bite.

. KEVIN _ 1 don't want to ever take a vacation like this again.

He takes another bite. He halts his chewing as he hears a PIGEON COO. He turns slowly to see...

HIS POV
A pigeon standing on the rock behind him.

CU. KEVIN

He smiles at the sight of the bird. He breaks offa piece of his cookie and lays it in the palm of his hand. He reaches his hand out to the pigeon.

CU. PIGEON

He studies the hand for a cautious moment, then pecks the cookie.

He watches the pigeon eat the cookie

KEVIN a I guess you missed dinner, too. My parents say I'm never supposed to touch birds. Especially city birds, but you don’t look so bad. You're a lot nicer than the people around here.

Kevin brings his hand back and breaks another piece of cookie off. He looks up. He freezes in surprise.

HIS POV
There are now ten pigeons.

CU. KEVIN

’ Puz2led.

KEVIN
Where did you guys come from?

\w

HIS POV
The PIGEONS COO.

CU. KEVIN

He reaches into his pocket. Two cookies lef.

KEVIN
I don't know if I have enough for everybody. How

hungry are you guys? Kevin looks down as he crumbles the cookies in his hand. He looks up. HIS POV The pigeons are turned away from him. CU. KEVIN

He's puzzied. He rises up on the rock.

_ KEVIN What're you guys doing? Hey!

CU. FIRST PIGEON H T 0 0 () #) 0 () 1 His back is to Kevin. He slowly flutters ‘around to face

evin. CU. KEVIN He smiles, pleased that the bird has turned back to him. CU. FIRST PIGEON

ment

It begins to rise. Suddenly, the face of the Pigeon Lady appears beneath it. The bird is

sitting on her head. The others are on her outstretched arms. . CU. KEVIN |

The color drains from his face. His jaw drops. His eyes open wide, ECU. PIGEON LADY

The wild, dirty face staring at Kevin.

CU. KEVIN

He SCREAMS! ©

230

EXT. PARK. ROCKS

source 231

Kevin twists around and tries to jump from the rocks. He's stuck.

CU. KEVIN'S FOOT

‘In his panic, he’s wedged his foot between the rocks.

CU. KEVIN

Tugging furiously on his stuck foot. He looks up. HIS POV

The Pigeon Lady reaches out a gnarled hand.

CU. KEVIN

He covers his face with his arms.

CU. KEVIN'S FOOT

The Pigeon Lady puts her hand around his ankle, pushes down gently and releases his foot.

CU. KEVIN

He uncovers his face and looks.

HISPOV:

The Pigeon Lady backs away from the rock.

exrmrxroece HTOQQOOO0! Kevin leaps off the rock and takes off.

CU. PIGEON LADY

She watches him run away.

231

EXT. PARK. KEVIN

source 232

He slows his speed a little. Slows a lot. Stops. Turns.

HIS POV .

The Pigeon Lady is walking away, slipping behind the rock.

232

EXT. PARK. ROCK

source 233

The Pigeon Lady has retumed to her place behind the rock. She's gathering her

possessions into an old canvas mail pouch -- a piece of carpet, bags of bread and seed, a water bottle, an old umbrella. She slowly stops her work and tums.

HER POV

The rock. Kevin walks around fron behind it and. stands before her.

CU. PIGEON LADY

She's startled to see him. She's nerwous. She steps back. She doesn't respond.

233

EXT. PARK. ROCK

source 234

Kevin introduces himself.

KEVIN

I'm Kevin McCallister. I'm from Chicago. Actually, not Chicago. The snotty suburbs of Chicago.

(pause) I'm sorry I screamed at you. You were just rying to help me.

(puzzled pause) Right?

The Pigeon Lady nods uncomfortably. Kevin takes a step toward her. She backs aw ay. Kevin stays put, sensing her discomfort.

KEVIN

Your birds are very nice. H T Q 0 0 0 (0) 9 1

The Pigeon Lady relaxes a bit. She nods her appreciation. Kevin sits down on a sm rock beside the boulder. The Pigeon Lady returns to her work. i

KEVIN
I've seen you a couple times. You had pigeons all over you. At first it looks kinda scary. But if you think about it, it's not so bad. They must be all over you because they like you.

The Pigeon Lady looks around at Kevin. .

KEVIN
That isn’t scary. I just felt like it was because I never saw it before. People do that a lot, you know. They get scared of stuff just because it's not what they're used to. I know it happens to me. But I'm a kid and there's alot more stuff kids haven't seen before. I guess that's why we get scared so much. My friend one time was riding his bike with me and he got a moth in his mouth. He has allergies so he can't breathe out his nose so he always walks around with his mouth open. It's really bad when he rides his bike. But you know what? He isn't afraid of getung bugs in his mouth anymore because he’s used to it. Now I'm used to you and I'm not scared.

The Pigeon Lady considers the long ramble and its gentle objective.

KEVIN
If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you?

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It's been a long ume since she's spoken. She opens her mouth but nothing comes our. She shakes her head. no. And then...

PIGEON LADY
No. ‘
KEVIN
Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?

She shakes her head, no. KEVIN

Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them?

Kevin looks up.

234

EXT. SKY

source 235

The pigeons circle above.

235

EXT. PARK. PIGEON LADY H T F) FT) 0 0 0) ¢) 1

source 236

She reaches into her pocket for a handful of seed. She reaches out for Kevin's hand. She opens it and puts the.seed in his palm. She motions for him to throw it. Kevin tosses the

seed.

PIGEON LADY
They can hear it.
236

EXT. SKY

source 237

The pigeons circle down.

237

EXT. PARK

source 238

The pigeons swarm down to the seed. CU.-KEVIN

His eyes twinkle. He smiles.

KEVIN
(amazed)
That's great!
238

EXT. LA GUARDIA. LATER

source 239

A 727 touches down.

CO EXT. NEW YORK. BUILDINGS

We The night lights. CAMERA TILTS DOWN toa side street, to the road surface and a sewer grate. Flickering light escapes -

PIGEON LADY'S VOICE
I'm like the birds I care for. People pass me on the streets, they see me, they try to ignore me. They wish, like the pigeons, [ wasn't a part of their city.

Pn eicahteneteanaiamtetaeennineum sadn’

239

INT. SEWER

source 240

A massive sewer tunnel. Kevin and the Pigeon Lady are sitting over a small fire.

PIGEON LADY
They don't consider that pigeons have lives to lead and babies to care for. They don't think that they have a place in the order of things. I love them because no one else does. I know they love me because I take care of them, but I also hope that they love me because I'm as easy to despise as they are.

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Yeah. Sometimes I feel like that with my family. I'm kind of the pigeon of our house. It's because I'm the .

youngest.

PIGEON LADY
People always fight for position. Everybody wants to be seen and heard.
KEVIN
I guess so. ] get seen and heard pretty much. But then I get sent to my room a lot, too.
PIGEON LADY
ly wasn't always a crazy old Jady. ©
KEVIN
Oh? What were you before?
PIGEON LADY
I had a job. I had a home. I had friends.
KEVIN
Did you have kids?
PIGEON LADY.
No. I wanted them but the man I loved fell our of love with me. It broke my heart, and then every time a chance to be loved came by, I ran from it.

Oo -l ree tee iin 7 ott se ate

KEVIN
No offense, but that seems sort of a dumb thing to do.

Ww PIGEON LADY I was afraid of getting my heart broken again.

KEVIN
Okay. ] understand that. I used to have this really nice - pair of roller blades and ! was afraid that if I wore them, I'd wreck them. So I kept them in the box. And you know what happened?

wha? PIGEON LADY at?

KEVIN
l outgrew them. I never used them once outside. I just wore them in my room a couple timcs.
PIGEON LADY
A person's heart and their feelings are a litde different

than skates.” _ H T 0 0 (~) 0 0 0 1

It's kind of the sare thing. If you aren't gonna use your heart, what's the difference if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe itll be like my roller blades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be Na any good. You should take a chance. You got nothing to lose.

r . NE

PIGEON LADY
There's some cruth there.
KEVIN
T think so. Your heart might still be broken but it's not gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice. You wouldn't invite me into your sewer.
PIGEON UADY
It's been a couple years since I even talked to someone.

KEVIN

That's okay. You're really good at it. You're not boring, you don't mumble or spit when you talk. You should do it more often. I think you'd just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

| PIGEON LADY I was working pretty hard at keeping people away.

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KEVIN
] always think Til have a lor of fun if I'm alone, but ew, then when | am alone, it isn’t fun at all. 1 don't care how much some people bug me sometimes, I'd rather be with them than by myself. .
PIGEON LADY
So what're you doing ruaning around the streets on Christmas Eve? Did you get in couble?

nee Ne cae eee renee em

Kevin nods sheepishly. KEVIN Yeah.

The Pigeon Lady nods. It's as she expected.

PIGEON LADY
You did something wrong?

wworvie “"ETOOO000 1

PIGEON LADY
A good deed erases a bad deed. You know that.
KEVIN .
It's pretty late. I don't know if I'm gonna have enough we 7 ame ed all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did.
PIGEON LADY
You'll be fine. It's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count

extra tonight.

KEVIN
They do?
PIGEON LADY
That's right. You think of the most imponant thing you can do for others right now and then you go do it.
CU. KEVIN .-
He considers what she’s said to him. After a considered pause, he nods. KEVIN
(grinning)
Okay. INT. SEWER

Kevin stands up. He offers his hand to the Pigeon Lady.

KEVIN
If I don't see you again, | hope everything comes out ' okay.
PIGEON LADY
Thanks.
KEVIN
Say goodbye to your birds for me.

Kevin starts up the ladder to the street. CU. PIGEON LADY

She watches Kevin. This won't be the last time she sees him.

240

EXT. HOTEL

source 241

A squad and an unmarked car are parked in front.

241

INT. HOTEL. OFFICE H T 0 ¢) 0 00 OL

source 242

Peter and Kute are with the NIGHT MANAGER and the Concierge. Kate's furious.

NIGHT MANAGER
We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while...

QW

What kind of hotel lets a child check in alone?

NIGHT MANAGER
According to my people, the boy had a convincing story.
KATE
What kind of idiots do you have working for you?
NIGHT MANAGER
The finest in New York.
PETER
When you discovered that the card was stolen...
CONCIERGE
(proudly)

I made the discovery.

- KATE Why'd you let him leave?

CONCIERGE
When we attempted to confront him, he ran.

8S

PETER
You scared him away.
KATE
It's Christmas Eve, and because of you my son is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world.
242

EXT. ST. PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL

source 243

People are going in for Christrnas mass. The BELLS ARE RINGING.

243

EXT. 105TH STREET

source 244

Kevin runs as fast as he can down the street. The BELLS ARE RINGING IN THE DISTANCE.

244

EXT. STREET. BROWNSTONE

source 245

Kevin run to the building. He scampers in and up the rubbish tube chat runs outa third story window,

245

INT. TUBE. LOOKING DOWN PY TO 0 0 00 0 1

source 246

Kevin climbs up the tube using the section ribs for grip and footing.

246

INT. BROWNSTONE. THIRD FLOOR

source 247

Kevin crawls out of the tube into a room. He looks around. Thinks for 2 moment about what he has to do and exits.

CU. TOOL CHEST

Tt opens revealing an assortment of tools. Kevin takes cut a a wood saw, a hack saw, a harnmer, rope, an electric drill, a screw driver. A butane torch.

247

INT. FOYER

source 248

Kevin slides the pl ywood flooring away from the floor j joists, revealing the basement below.

248

INT. BASEMENT

source 249

Kevin pours Monster Sap on the floor.

_ INT. KITCHEN

Kevin loads a plumber's bag with wrenches.

CU. BACKDOOR

Kevin drives a nail into the door and ties a piece of twine to it.

249

INT. FIRST FLOOR. BATHROOM

source 250

Kevin fills the toilet bow! with...

INSERT: CAN

PAINT THINNER.

CU. DOORKNOB

Kevin removes the screws with an electric drill and pulls the knob off.

250

EXT. BROWNSTONE |

source 251

Kevin comes out the front door with four opened cans of varnish.

CU. BRICKLAYER’S SCAFFOLD

Kevin sets the varnish cans in a cluster on the end of the scaffold.

251

INT. SECOND FLOOR STAIRWELL OE

source 252

Kevin races up the stairs. H T () () 0) 0 () ]

252

INT. SECOND FLOOR BEDROOM

source 253

Kevin drops a rope through a hole in the floor.

253

EXT. ROOF

source 254

Kevin comes out onto the roof. He's carrying a coil of rope on his shoulder. He has a metal can and a plastic bucket in his hand. He looks out over the city. The pigeons circle overhead. He sets the bucket down and puts the coil of rope into it. .

CU. CAN

Kerosine. Kevin unscrews the top.

254

EXT. ROOF

source 255

Kevin pours the kerosine into the bucket.

CU. CAN |

ALL-PURPOSE MECHANICAL LUBRICANT. Kevin digs 2 rag into the Slick goo.

255

EXT. FIRE ESCAPE

source 256

Kevin greases the fire escape stairs.

256

EXT. ALLEY

source 257

Kevin drops INTO FRAME. He looks down the alley, turns and takes off.

257

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 258

The lights are dimmed. The store is closed.

258

EXT. SIDEWALK

source 259

Kevin crosses the street to the store. He looks in the window.

HIS POV

Harry and Marv trot down the escalator and cross to the first floor cash register.

259

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. KEVIN

source 260

He opens the travel bag and takes out... | INSERT: MONSTER SAP H T () 0 ) 0 0 0 i]

He removes the half-empty bottle. .

260

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. KEVIN

source 261

He squirts the remaining soap onto the sidewalk.

261

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. FIRST FLOOR

source 262

Harry and Marv are cleaning out the cash registers, stuffing the money into 3 gym bag.

MARY
There's more money in this place than I ever dreamed.
HARRY .
It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing private homes.
262

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. FRONT WINDOW. CU. KEVIN.

source 263

Kevin has his hands cupped around his eyes as he looks into the store. He takes a deep breath and steels himself for the challenge ahead. He looks to his hand...

INSERT: KEVIN'S HAND |

He wraps a Kensington Towers envelope around a paving stone. He secures it with a rubber band and sets in on the window ledge. The envelope is marked in Kevin's

“handwriting -- TO: MR. DUNCAN (THE ELF GUY WHO OWNS THE STORE).

263

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. FRONT WINDOW

source 264

Kevin bangs his fist on the window.

264

INT. STORE

source 265

Harry and Marv look up in alarm, fists loaded with cash.

ry THEIR POV Kevin waves. CU. HARRY AND MARV Their jaws drop. THEIR POV Kevin raises his camera and snaps a picture. FLASH!

265

INT. STORE. HARRY AND MARV

source 266

Washed with FLASH LIGHT. HARRY (incredulous)

He took our picture.

MARV
I forgot to say “cheese.”

THEIR POV

Kevin holds up the paving stone.

omer ATOQOOOOL

~ He sees the stone. He opens his mouth to yell. Too late.

- EXT. STORE

Kevin heaves the stone through the window, setting off the BURGLAR ALARM. He takes off down the sidewalk.

266

INT. STORE

source 267

Harry and Marv.scramble over the check-out counter in a panic to exit the store.

267

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 268

Harry and Marv leap out through the broken window. They hit the Monster Sap. Their legs fly out from under them and they shoot across the sidewalk into a pair of newspaper boxes.

THE STORE ALARM BLARES.

268

EXT. SIDEWALK. KEVIN

source 269

He runs down the block, slowing at the comer, looking both ways and crossing. He stops on the opposing corner and loaks up the street.

HIS POV
Harry and Marv pick themselves up.
269

EXT. STREET CORNER. KEVIN

source 270

He raises his Camera and takes another picture.

270

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST. HARRY AND MARV

source 271

Harry points to the FLASH.

| - HARRY There he is!

They take off after Kevin.

271

EXT. ANOTHER STREET

source 272

SIRENS ARE WAILING in the distance. Kevin wheels around a comer running full-out. He cuts into the street and crosses. .

272

EXT. PREVIOUS STREET

source 273

Harry and Marv min around the corner. .

273

EXT. BROWNSTONE H T () Q 0 Q 0 () L

source 274

Kevin runs down the street to the brownstone. He scoots up the refuse chute.

274

INT. BROWNSTONE. THIRD FLOOR

source 275

Kevin crawls out of the chute. He dashes out of the room.

275

EXT. 105TH STREET

source 276

Harry and Marv pound down the pavement.

276

EXT. BROWNSTONE. ROOF

source 277

Kevin bursts out of the roof door and runs to the street side. He looks over.

HIS POV

Harry and Marv arrive. They look around frantically. y CU. KEVIN |

He cups his hands to his mouth and yells down.

KEVIN | Tm up here. Come and get me!

277

EXT. BROWNSTONE. HARRY AND MARV

source 278

They look up.

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C

THEIR POV

Kevin snaps another picture. FLASH!

278

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 279

Marv makes a move toward the brownstone. Harry grabs his sleeve and holds him back.

HARRY
Hold on, pea brain. We got busted last time because “we underestimated that litde bundle of misery. We don't go after him until we got a plan that we're sure is

better than his plan. MARV This ain't like last time, Harry. This ain't his house. He's runnin’ scared. He ain't got a plan. . HARRY May I do the thinking, please?

Harry looks back up at Kevin.

HARRY
Sonny? HIS POV Kevin looks over the roof. Looking up. | HARRY Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. You understand? CU. KEVIN

Looking down. He doesn't answer.

279

EXT. BROWNSTONE. HARRY AND MARV

source 280

Looking up.

HARRY
But since I'm in a hurry, I'm gonna make you a deal. You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. You won't never see us again. Okay? Sound good?

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THEIR POV
. a, Kevin looks over the roof.
KEVIN
Okay.

He takes the camera from around his neck.

CVU. ROOF. CORNICE

Kevin sets the camera down and picks up a brick.

280

EXT. BROWNSTONE. HARRY AND MARV

source 281

Harry takes a step forward and holds out his arms to receive the camera.

HARRY
Give it to me, kid. CU. KEVIN He takes aim and tosses the brick. EXT. BROWNSTONE. UP ANGLE . The brick falls. po a, ' CU. HARRY Smiling, waiting for his loot. H T () ft) 0 Q) 0 0 l CU. MARV

Picking his teeth. A beat and the brick srmashes him on the head.

281

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 282

Marv collapses on the sidewalk.

CU. KEVIN

He's looking over the edge. Smiling.

KEVIN
Direct hit.
282

EXT. BROWNSTONE. MARV _

source 283

He sits up with a lump on his forehead. 2 HIS POV a Ww | OUT OF FOCUS for a moment. Sharpens. Harry’s leaning over him. |

G6 .5 tee eee . ~-

HARRY
The kid ain't gonna listen to reason, Marv. We gotta YW go in and get him. You go in the front. I'll go around to the fire escape and come down from the roof. We'll meet him in the middle.

— i

(pause) You okay? (holds up three fingers) How many fingers am J holding up? CU. MARV Squinting.

MARV
None?
283

INT. BROWNSTONE

source 284

Kevin scrambles down the the staircase from the roof to the third floor ballroom.

284

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 285

Marv is on the porch. HTOO 0000 1

285

EXT. BROWNSTONE. ALLEY

source 286

WW Harry marches down the alley to the back of the brownstone.

286

EXT. BROWNSTONE. FRONT PORCH

source 287

Marv is picking the deadbolt on the door. It CLICKS. He grabs the doorknob and turns it. It comes off in his hand.

CU. MARV
He holds the knob up and discovers a string ded to it. He pulls on the string. INT. BROWNSTONE. FRONT DOOR

_ The string is pulled through the doorknob hole. The barrel of Kevin's dart pistol rises up to the hole. The string is tied to the barrel.

287

EXT. PORCH

source 288

Mary continues pulling on the string.

288

INT. BROWNSTONE. FRONT DOOR

source 289

The barrel of the pistol slides into the hole. The body of the gun is lifted to reveal that the String runs down the barrel and around behind the grip to the trigger.

CU. MARV'S CROTCH

The barrel of the gun is pointed at his groin. CU. MARV

There's tension on the string now. He gives a little tug. } Nothing happens. He wraps it around his hand and gives a sharp pull.

CU. GUN. TRIGGER

It's pulled. The spring releases with a BOING! -

CU. MARV

His eyes bugle. His mouth opens in a silent scream. _

289

EXT. ALLEY. BROWNSTONE FIRE ESCAPE A

source 290

Harry climbs up on a durnpster and positions himself to leap onto the fire escape. He coils

and jumps. He catches a support brace on the bottom of the fire escape. It's greased. His body swings forward, parallel with the ground, and his grip fails. He falls flat on his back.

290

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 291

Mary is on the sidewalk in front.of the building. He shakes off his pain and charges up the porch steps and throws his weight into the door.

291

INT. BROWNSTONE. FOYER

source 292

The front door bursts open and Marv flies in. The flooring is gone. Marv drops OUT OF

meer HTOO0000!

Marv plummets to the basement floor.

292

EXT. ALLEY

source 293

Harry picks himself up and marches to the back porch, He stomps up the steps. He tries the door, it's locked. .

HARRY
You're asking for it, kid! CU. DOOR

A nail has been driven into the top of the door. A string is attached to it. The scring runs to the zipper of a plumber’s bag suspended from the porch ceiling.

Harry raises his leg and kicks in the door.

CU. PLUMBER'S BAG

The door opening yanks the zipper open. Wrenches spill out.

293

EXT. PORCH

source 294

Harry gets clocked by the wrenches.

294

INT. BASEMENT

source 295

Marv picks himself up. He's shaken and sore. He takes a step forward... CU. FLOOR > |

The floor is glistening with Monster Sap.

295

INT. BASEMENT

source 296

Marv slips, catches himself. Slips again, catches himself. He skates slowly to a length of rope strung across the basement. He lunges forward and grabs it.

CU. SHELVING UNIT
! One end of the rope is tied to a steel shelving unit loaded with open paint cans. @ INT. BASEMENT | X The shelving unit dps and Marv crashes to the floor. He SCREAMS, od INT. BASEMENT. SHELVING UNIT. UP ANGLE

From the floor. The shelving unit HTO forward. The O00 0 1.

296

INT. BASEMENT

source 297

The shelving unit crashes down on Marv. |

297

INT. KITCHEN. BUTLER'S PANTRY

source 298

It's dark. Harry feels his way in. He sees a light string. He pulls it. The light goes on.

298

INT. HALLWAY

source 299

Harry enters a dark hallway. He pulls the next string and tums on the light. CAMERA HOLDS ON HIM as he crosses into the next room and pulls another string. A light goes

On.

299

INT. BASEMENT

source 300

Marv stands up from the collapsed shelving unit. He's covered in paint. He wipes his face with his sleeve. His eyes are stinging. He looks for something to clean his face with.

CU. PAINTER'S TARP
Marv grabs a piece of cheesecloth off the tarp.

CU. MARV

He puts the cheesecloth to his face. It sticks. He tugs on the towel. It won't come off. He grips it firmly with both hands and gives a fierce pull. It tears free with a dreadful RLUIP! He SCREAMS and clutches his face. He notices something. He feels his face. When he ’ lowers his hands, he's missing his eyebrows, moustache and goatee. He looks at the :

towel, INSERT: TOWEL

Two eyebrows, a moustache and a fluff of goatee stuck to the towel. -

300

INT. BATHROOM

source 301

Harry steps into a gutted bathroom. He pulls the light string. CU. BUTANE TORCH ©

The string is attached to the trigger starter. A flame shoots out. . | CU. HARRY — . | His hat igrutes. .

NEW ANGLE. MIRROR IMAGE

Harry, his hat blazing, SCREAMING ar himself in the bathroom mirror. He grabs the sink faucet handles and tums them.

CU. FAUCET

Nothing comes out. H T Q) 0 0 0 0 ) ]

301

INT. BATHROOM | | |

source 302

Harry ties to pat the fire out. Too hot. He looks to the toilet.

HIS POV

There's fluid in it

302

INT. BATHROOM

source 303

Harry grabs the seat, kicks up to a handstand and dunks his head in the toilet.

303

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 304

The first floor windows light up with a brilliant FLASH OF LIGHT. A sharp CRACK! accompanies the flash.

OO 22 5.2 tte == —

"INT, BATHROOM Harry's sall on his hands, head in. the bowl. Smoke rises from the bowl. — :

304

INT. BASEMENT M .

source 305

Marv looks for another way out. He scans the area.

HIS POV
A rope hanging down through the dining room ceiling and floor.
305

INT. BASEMENT

source 306

Marv tests the rope with a gentle tug. It's firm. He tugs a little harder. It's still firm. He grips it with both hands, takes a deep breath and pulls himself up.

306

INT. BROWNSTONE. SECOND FLOOR

source 307

The rope is tied to a 75 pound bag of plaster. It shoots OUT OF FRAME and tumbles through a wide opening in the floor. .

307

INT. BASEMENT

source 308

. Marv's frozen in a crouch on the basernent floor, holding the rope in both hands. The rope & is spooling down around him. He looks up.

HIS POV
w The bag of plaster is heading for him.
308

INT. BASEMENT HTOOOOOOL

source 309

The bag of plaster smacks Marv, drives him to the floor and bursts into a cloud of white dust.

309

INT. BATHROOM

source 310

Harry slowly lowers himself off the toilet and stands up. His face is blackened, his head’s sizzling. The collar.of his coat is smoldering.

310

INT. BASEMENT |

source 311

Marv pushes himself up on his knees. He spits out a mouthful of plaster dust and stands.

MARV
I'm gonna murder that kid.

He grabs the rope up off the floor and crosses to beneath the foyer. He tosses the rope up and over a floor joist. He tests.it and begins climbing.

stile,

eet

311

INT. LIVING ROOM"

source 312

Kevin stands at the closed double doors leading into the library.

KEVIN
Don't you guys know that a kid always wins against two idiots?
312

INT. BATHROOM

source 313

Harry's at the mirror rubbing black soot off his teeth. He HEARS KEVIN. He takes off.

313

INT. LIVING ROOM. DOUBLE DOORS

source 314

Kevin Jistens at the doors. He HEARS HARRY APPROACHING. He runs.

314

INT. FOYER

source 315

Marv's hand, then his head, pokes up through the joists. —

THS POV

Kevin races from the double doors to a wooden ladder that goes up into a hole in the living room ceiling. He scampers up the ladder.

315

INT. FOYER

source 316

Marv pulls himself up through the floor. MARV HARRY! HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM!

wrivmcrom HTOO0000L

Harry bursts through the double doors. He runs to the ladder and scrambles up.

CU. LADDER
The end that's resting against the living room ceiling joists has been sawn halfway through.

: It strains under Harry's weight and SNAPS!

316

INT. LIVING ROOM

source 317

Harry, holding the ladder, hands and feet on the rungs, caught in mid-step, falls forward and slams down on the living room floor. Murv skids into the room.

MARV
(after a beat)
He went upsiairs.

Harry rolls off the ladder. Marv helps him up.

MS INT. LIVING ROOM. CEILING Kevin leans over the edge of the opening.

KEVIN
Why don't you guys try the stairs?

-He takes off.

317

INT. LIVING ROOM

source 318

Harry and Marv dash out.

318

INT. FOYER

source 319

Harry and Marv stop at the bottom of the stairs.

HARRY | Hold on.

Harry jumps on the first step and stomps his feet as if he was coming up. He jumps back

319

INT. SECOND FLOOR. KEVIN

source 320

Drops a paint Can. »

320

INT. FOYER

source 321

ed Harry and Marv lean away as the can swings down.

HARRY —_

Ow!

| , HARRY (whispers)

That's one.

MARY
(yells up the stairs)

Til get him. Harry.

Marv jumps up on the step. He stomps his feet.

321

INT. SECOND FLOOR. KEVIN

source 322

He drops a second can.

322

INT. FOYER

source 323

The can swings down.

MARV
Ow! Harry Jaughs silently. MARV That's two. HARRY Let's go.

They turn to run up the stairs.

323

INT. SECOND FLOOR |

source 324

Kevin holds a four foot wide length of iron sewage pipe over his head. He lets it fly.

324

INT. STAIRWELL |

source 325

Harry and Marv run up the stairs. They SCREAM.

THEIR POV

The sewage pipe swings down.

325

INT. FOYER

source 326

The pipe clips both of them, lifting them off their feet. They sail down the stairs and into

the opening in the floor.

Harry and Marv crash down on the basement floor.

326

INT. BASEMENT. FLOOR. HARRY AND MARV

source 327

Stunned. Frozen expressions of pain.

That's three.

327

INT. SECOND FLOOR. KEVIN

source 328

He cuts the sewage pipe rope.

328

INT. FOYER

source 329

The pipe falls to the stairs and rolls down to the floor. It rolls to the edge of the flooring.

329

INT. BASEMENT. HARRY AND MARV |

source 330

Still frozen, looking up.

C-Q

THEIR POV
The pipe rolls off the edge of the flooring and falls to CAMERA.
330

INT. FOYER

source 331

CLANG!

MARY
(after a beat)
- That's four.
331

INT. THIRD FLOOR STAIRWELL. DOOR

source 332

Kevin threads a length of rope through the hole in the door where the doorknob was. He makes a loop of the end.

332

INT. FOYER

source 333

Marv climbs up through the joists again. He reaches down and helps Harry up. They craw! to the floored section at the foot of the stairs.

333

INT. THIRD FLOOR STAIRWELL. DOOR

source 334

Kevin pokes his head out the door.

KEVIN

334

INT. FOYER ~ “ATOO 1) 0) 0 0 1

source 335

Harry and Marv charge up the stairs, ducking and shielding themselves with their arms.

HARRY
You better say every prayer you ever heard, kid!
MARV
T hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas!
335

INT. THIRD FLOOR. BALLROOM

source 336

Kevin pushes a large, metal tool case to the edge of the stairs. He attaches a rope that runs dow’n the Stairs to one of the handles on the chest. He secures it.

KEVIN
I'm up here and I'm really scared!

He takes off. .

336

INT. SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY

source 337

Harry and Marv run down the hall to the third floor stairwell. The door's closed. Harry grabs the loop of rope thinking it’s the door handle. He gives it a mighty rip!

101°

337

INT. BALLROOM

source 338

The tool chest tumbles down the stairs.

338

INT. SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY

source 339

Harry looks at the rope in his hand. He listens to the RACKET on the stairs.

HARRY | What's that sound?

Marv steps around Harry and puts his ear to the door.

339

INT. STAIRWELL

source 340

The tool chest chatters down the stairs at a ferocious speed.

340

INT. SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY

source 341

Harry puts his ear to the door.

341

INT. STAIRWELL. FROM ABOVE

source 342

The tool chest crashes into the door.

342

INT. SECOND FLOOR HALLWAY

source 343

The door bursts off its hinges and flacens Harry and Marv. The tool chest flips over and lands on top of the door. A moment of silence.

MARV (OS)
That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs.
343

INT. ATTIC. TARVER T 00 ) 0 ) 0 1

source 344

Kevin races up the stairwell"

344

EXT. ROOF

source 345

Kevin runs out the roof door and crosses to the edge. He tests a rope he's secured toa 100 pound bag of cement. He slips on leather work gloves and pulls the length of the rope: out of the bucket of kerosine. He tosses the rope over the side of the building. He slings his leg over the side, grips the rope and begins lowering ‘himself.

345

INT. BALLROOM. STAIRWELL

source 346

_ Marv and Harry hobble up the stairs.

. HARRY . I don't care if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid.

Gil tee tee : ~s7tro 1: er - -.

-) If we can catch him. Nw ss EXT. BROWNSTONE | Kevin slides down the rope to a bricklayer's scaffold on the first floor. He whips off the gloves.

346

EXT. ROOF

source 347

Harry and Marv step out onto the roof. HARRY Where are you kid? | MARV

I don't see him, Harry.

347

EXT. BROWNSTONE. BRICKLAYER’S SCAFFOLD

source 348

Kevin yells up to Harry and Marv.

KEVIN
I'm down here, you morons!
348

EXT. ROOF

source 349

Harry and Marv run to the side of the building. They look over.

Kevin's below. He waves to them.

KEVIN
Nice night for a neck injury, isn’: it? EXT. ROOF Harry and Marv looking down at Kevin. Marv grabs the rope. MARV Let's get him. Harry slaps hirn. JLARRY Are you nuts? MARV What? HARRY That's exactly what he wants us to do. You got a nemory?
MARY
Yeah. So what do we do?
HARRY
We gotta figure our what the liule-sniffle monkey’s got . up his sleeve. Harry picks up the rope. He gives it a tug. He follows it to... HIS POV. MOVING To the bag of cement. CU. HARRY AND MARV Harry smiles.
MARV
What?
HARRY
He's smart but not smart enough.

vary ae HT0000001

Harry unties the rope from the bag of

HARRY
A hundred pounds of cement. MARY So? HARRY

It holds him. It ain't gonna hold us. We get on the rope and down we go. We'll just...

He ties the rope to an iron vent pipe.

HARRY
_.have to disappoint the little creep.

Harry climbs over the edge of the roof. Marv grabs the rope. He follows Harry.

MARV
Harry? You're a genius.

CU. KEVIN

He strikes a kitchen match on the stack of bricks on the scaffold. He grins devilishly.

349

EXT. BROWNSTONE. HARRY AND MARV

source 350

Climbing down.

MARV
You wearing after-shave?
HARRY
What're you talking about?
MARV
I smell something.

HARRY

That ain't after-shave. It's kerosine. The rope’s soaked In if.

Why would somebody soak a rope in kerosine? CU. HARRY Good question. Deeply puzzled. He looks down.

Kevin three floors below holding the match.

KEVIN
Merry Christrnas. He touches the match to the rope. CU. HARRY A look of terrar. HARRY

GO UP! CU. MARV He looks down. His eyes bulge. HIS POV The flame shoots up the rope.

350

EXT. BROWNSTONE. SCAFFOLD

source 351

Kevin jumps down off the scaffold and runs down the street.

G2 215 <r: ~_s-ce

it { '

351

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 352

Like spastic caterpillars, Harry and Marv cry to outrun the flame. They get a few feet and are overtaken. They SCREAM and release the rope. They fall to...

352

EXT. BROWNSTONE. SCAFFOLD

source 353

Harry and Marv slam down on the scaffold. It tips under the impact.

353

EXT. SCAFFOLD. VARNISH CANS

source 354

As the scaffald is struck and tips up, the cans of varnish are launched into the air.

354

EXT. BROWNSTONE. GROUND

source 355

Harry and Marv are hying on their bucks under the scaffold in the tiny, sunken front garden. They're staring up in shock.

THEIR POV

The cloudless sky. A full moon and a wave of varnish arcing overhead, holding for the briefest moment and falling.

355

EXT. BROWNSTONE. GROUND

source 356

Harry and Marv are doused with varnish.

356

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST. PAY PHONE

source 357

Kevin runs to the phone. He grabs it and dials...

INSERT: KEY PAD .

Kevin presses 9-1-1. H T 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 CU. KEVIN _ : Breathless, chest heaving. Scared. He looks up.

HIS POV

A huge swarm of pigeons is circling overhead.

CU. KEVIN

He forgets the pigeons as his call is answered.

KEVIN
Hello? The two guys that robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are at Cenaral Park West and 105th Screet. Right by the park! Hurry! They got a gun!
357

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 358

Harry and Marv pull themselves up on the iron railing surrounding the sunken garden. They're battered and bruised and dripping with varnish. Their heads are peppered with

lumps.

358

EXT. STREET. CORNER .

source 359

Kevin yells down the street toward the building.

KEVIN
. I'mdown here! Come and get me before I call the cops!
359

EXT. BROWNSTONE

source 360

Harry and Marv climb over the iron railing. They look down the street. They give chase. Limping, painful strides.

360

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST. KEVIN

source 361

He turns and stops for traffic. A bus slows as it crosses the intersection. Kevin runs around behind it and takes off across the avenue, heading for the park. He's lost a few

precious seconds. |

361

EXT. STREET 0 0 0 ¢) 0 () 1

source 362

Harry and Marv in pursuit. H T

362

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST. KEVIN.

source 363

He jumps the curb, hits ice, loses his footing and slams to the sidewalk. The travel bag strap breaks. The bag goes flying. Kevin skids into the park wall.

CU. KEVIN

He's knocked the wind out of himself. He looks over his shoulder. HIS POV

Harry and Marv are at the corner. Marv points.

363

EXT. SIDEWALK. PARK-SIDE

source 364

Kevin picks himself up and hobbies to the bag. A bus pulls up to the curb, blocking his view of the street. .

CU. KEVIN

He grabs the bag.

HIS POV

The bus clears. Harry and Marv are gone.

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Bre: =:

CU. KEVIN

He's puzzled. He turns and takes off. He runs into...

364

EXT. SIDEWALK. HARRY AND MARV

source 365

Harry reaches out.

CU. KEVIN

He gasps in horror. Harry grabs him by the collar and lifts him off his feet.

EXT, SIDEWALK

Harry carries Kevin to the park wall and slams him down. He grabs the bag away from him. He unzips it and digs out the film and a cassette. He looks at them.

INSERT: FILM

On the film is wrinen: BAD GUYS ROBBING TOY STORE. On the cassette is written: BAD GUYS SAYING THEY'LL KILL ME.

oan HTO000001

. Harry chuckles.

HARRY
You have very nice handwriting.

He tosses Kate's bag into the park.

365

EXT. TREES

source 366

Pigeons land in the trees.

366

EXT. STREET

source 367

Pigeons land on the street.

367

EXT. STREET LIGHT

source 368

Pigeons crowd the street light.

CU. HARRY AND MARV

Looming over Kevin, Harry unzips his gym bag and stuffs the film and the cassette into it MARV

You may have won the bate, litle dude, but you lost the skirmish.

\ You oughtn’'t not mess around with us, pal. We can be dangerous.

CU. KEVIN
He's terrified. CU. HARRY AND MARV

Harry puts his hand to Kevin's neck. He grins.

HARRY
Should we bum his hair off?
MARV
How about we rip it off?
HARRY
Throw him in a basement?

' CU. KEVIN “ATOOHO 0 0 1

Harry has. him by the.neck. Kevin's in horror and pain.

CU. SDEWALK

A pair of old boots step INTO FRAME.

CU. HARRY AND MARV

Harry pulls out his gun. Marv grins fiendishly.

HARRY
I got a better idea.

He lowers the gun on Kevin. Marv looks up. HIS POV

The trees are filled with pigeons.

CU. HARRY AND MARV

Marv looks to Harry.

MARV
Harry? HARRY Shut up.

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) i.

8-2: sit G5: -li-ii is ele rho oie ck

; MARV Let's get outta here.

HARRY
T said, shut up.

(continues) I didn’t get past the sixth grade. Looks like you won't

either. He cocks the gun. The Pigeon Lady moves up behind Harry and Marv.

PIGEON LADY
Let him go.

Harry and Marv are startled. They turn quickly.

368

EXT. STREET. PIGEON LADY .

source 369

She's standing behind Harry and Marv with a bucket of birdseed. She lets it fly.

369

EXT. SIDEWALK. HARRY AND MARV

source 370

Stunned. The seed showers down on them and sticks in the wet varnish. Harry drops Kevin. He rears back. Mary Spits.

ECU. SIDEWALK

The stray seed hits the pavementpy T 0 0 0 0 ) 0 1

370

EXT. SKY

source 371

The pigeons swoop down.

371

EXT. TREES

source 372

The pigeons swoop down.

372

EXT. STREET LIGHTS

source 373

The pigeons swoop down.

373

EXT. SIDEWALK. HARRY

source 374

He wipes the seeds from his eyes. His face is covered with seed stuck in the varnish. He . blinks and clears his vision. He recoils in horror.

HIS POV
A wall of pigeons dive bombing him. The FRAME FILLS WITH FEATHERS.

CU. MARV

His eyes are wide with shock. His mouth is open. He SCREAMS. HJS POV

FEATHERS!

374

EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 375

Swarming with cops. Two squads squeal away.

375

EXT. -PARK

source 376

Kevin leaps a rock outcropping and scampers away.

CU. TRAVEL BAG

Lying on the ground. Kevin scoops it up as he runs past.

376

EXT. SIDEWALK

source 377

Harry and Marv are covered head- lo-toe with pigeons. They’ re leaping and twisting and SCREAMING. SIRENS ARE WAILING.

377

EXT. FIFTH AVENUE | H T () 0 0 O 0 0 1

source 378

The two squads from Duncan's arrive froin downtown. Two more squads arrive from ‘uptown. They converge on Harry and Marv.

378

EXT. POLICE CAR

source 379

The COPS jump out with guns drawn. The highesc ranking Cop fires his revolver into the “air. .

379

EXT. SIDEWALK. HARRY AND MARY

source 380

The pigeons take to the air.

380

EXT. SIDEWALK. COPS

source 381

They stare dumbfounded at...

THEIR POV.

Harry and Mary, hands to their faces, battered, splattered and covered with feathers. They lower their hands to see the cops. Slowly they raise their hands over their heads. A Cop approaches and picks up the gym bag lying on the pavement. He unzips it.

INSERT: BAG

Money, a roll of film, a cassette. The Cop picks up the film.

381

EXT. PARK. KEVIN

source 382

He's stopped running and is looking back at the light show on Central Park West. He smiles.

KEVIN
That's great.
382

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST. LATER

source 383

Harry and Marv are loaded into the back of a squad. . COP You guys should have started a little earlier. The ‘Prisoners have already exchanged gifts.

MARV
We had to hide out until the cleaning guy ...

Harry tries to whack Marv. His hands are cuffed behind him. He tes to knee Marv.

HARRY
Why don't you shut up, Marv? Didn't the guy just say we got the right to remain silent?

The Cop shoves Hay in the backseat. H T 0 0 0 0 ft) 0 I

. He's a litde cranky. wen wast got out of jail a week ago.

The Cop shoves Marv into the squad and slams the door. A beat and OS we HEAR a LOUD THUMP followed by a YELP from Marv.

383

EXT. SIDEWALK. PARK-SIDE

source 384

The Pigeon Lady is standing at the wall. She's nervous and shy. CU. COP | The Cop tips his hat to the Pigeon Lady. COP (cautious)

Merry Christmas, Annie. CU. PIGEON LADY

After a long beat, she grins.

. PIGEON LADY | (softly) Merry Christmas.

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Hn w aT) tit t (a

("1 dio cn

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CU. COP.
He returns the grin.

Cop We're having a little holiday party back at the station house for the night guys. Would you like to come

along?

CU. PIGEON LADY

She looks down. It’s been a long time since she’s been invited anywhere. She looks up

with a smile. She nods.

384

EXT. STREET |

source 385

The Cop escorts Annie to his car.

oP You a beer drinker? ANNIE No. COP Egg nog? ANNIE I like egg nog. . COP You sing? He opens the door for her. H 7 () f) Q) 0 4) Q 1 ANNIE | I don’: sing. COP

Aw, come on. Everybody sings on Christrnas.

She laughs to herself and gets in the car.

COP
Deck the halls with boughs of holly! Come on.
ANNIE
(after a long pause)
Fa Ja Ja Ja Ja, la la ta la.
COP
That's beautiful!

He closes the door.

G -2 tel eee voce rt

COP
(yells to the other car)
Get those monkeys downtown and pick up some egg nog on your way back. Annie don’t drink beer.
(sings as he gets in the car) - ‘Tis the season to be jolly...! ;
385

INT. HOTEL SUITE

source 386

Peter's asleep in a chair. Kate's sitting in the window. She's thumbing through a magazine.

INSERT: MAGAZINE

A hotel magazine. New York highlights. She turns a page to the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. She turns to the next page.

CU. KATE
Something occurs to her. , 0 0 0 0 0 (0) 1 INSERT: MAGAZINE H T { .

Kate turns back to the Christmas tee.

386

EXT. FIFTH AVENUE. KEVIN

source 387

He wanders down the street. CHURCH BELLS ARE PEELING. He slows.

387

EXT. ST. PATRICK'S

source 388

Midnight mass. The SOUND OF THE CHOIR is leaking out.

CU. KEVIN |

He feels lonely and sad. He lowers his head and continues.

388

EXT. ROCKEFELLER CENTER. CHRISTMAS TREE

source 389

UP ANGLE. | .

REVERSE

DOWN ON KEVIN. Small and alone in the plaza.

CU. KEVIN —

He stares up reverently at the massive tree.

KEVIN
I know | don't deserve a Christmas even if I did doa good deed. I don’t want any presents. Instead { want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my fanuly. Even if they don't take back the things they said. I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. If it isn't possible that I see all of themcouldIjustseemy mother? I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother. 1 know I won't see her tonight, but just prormuse me I can see her again. Sometime. Anytime. Even if it's just once for only a couple minuces. I need to tel] her I'm sorry.

A long pause and he lowers his head. The wind picks up. A TINY BELL RINGS. Kevin looks up slowly. The BELL CONTINUES TO RING. Kevin's puzzled. He's heard the

sound before.

CU. MCCALLISTER CHRISTMAS BELL

It's hanging on the tee, moving in the breeze.

389

EXT. TREE

source 390

Kevin approaches the tree. He spats the bell and carefully removes it. He looks at it

INSERT: KEVIN'S HAND

He tums the bell over to see the monogrammed "M."

CU. KEVIN

HT0000001

He knows that it's the family bell. He slowly turns.

CU. KEVIN. FROM BEHIND

He turns to see...

HIS POV

Kate's standing at the street end of the plaza.

CU. KEVIN

He's bewildered. As if he doesn’t trust his vision.

HIS POV. MOVING

Toward Kate. She's as stunned as he is.

CU. KEVIN

He stops.

aN

Mom? CU. KATE She smiles through her tears. KATE Merry Chrisumas, sweetheart. CU. KEVIN He's. dumbstruck. KEVIN Wow. That worked fast.

390

EXT. PLAZA .

source 391

Kate kneels. Kevin runs into her arms. She folds him tight into her embrace.

_ KEVIN How did you know I was here?

She breaks the embrace.

i KATE I know you and Christmas gees. This is the biggest one around. | had a hunch...

She kisses him and rises. H T 4) ) 0 0 0 0 1

Let's go and let Dad know you're alright.

KEVIN
Where's everybody else?
KATE
They're still in Florida, sweetie. Dad and I wanted to get here right away. We couldn't bring everybody. EXT. ROCKEFELLER CENTER. SIDEWALK Peter's below the plaza. Waiting. EXT. PLAZA Kevin and Kate head to the sidewalk. Kevin sees Peter.
KEVIN
Dad!

Kevin runs to him. Peter lifts hirn into his arms.

PETER
How ya doin’, sport?
KEVIN
Fine.
PETER -
You got something against spending Christmas with your family? EXT. STREET Police squads head down Fifth Avenue. Li ghts going. EXT. SIDEWALK | Peter puts Kevin down. They start back to the hotel. The squads roll past. CU. KEVIN | He looks to the street. EXT. SQUAD. HARRY He sees Kevin as he passes. _ HIS POV | | _ Kevin waves to him. H T00000 0 l EXT. SQUAD : | ne Harry and Marv look out the back window as the squad heads inro the night.

_ EXT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

Police cars are stil! in front.

391

INT. DUNCAN'S TOY CHEST

source 392

EVIDENCE SPECIALISTS and a CLEAN-UP CREW are working.

392

INT. STORE. WINDOW

source 393

An EVIDENCE SPECIALIST finds the paving stone Kevin threw through the window. He removes the envelope.

393

INT. STORE

source 394

A POLICE SERGEANT enters and crosses to MR. DUNCAN and his WIFE. He's 75, round and jolly, dressed in his elf suit with a cashmere overcoat slung over his shoulders and a homburg on his head. His Wife is wearing.a festive Christmas gown under her

overcoat.

SERGEANT
It’s all over, Mr. Duncan We apprehended the thieves

and recovered your moncy.

Mr. Duncan bearns. His wife excitedly clutches his arm.

MR. DUNCAN
lthank you very much, Sergeant.

The Evidence Specialist upproaches.

EVIDENCE SPECIALIST
Excuse me. Are you Mr. Duncan?
MR. DUNCAN
Yes.

The Cvideace Specialist hands him the envelope. EVIDENCE That was wrapped arnund a paver we found in the window. Looks like 4 kid Like your window.

Mr. Duncan opens the envelo He rakes ou Ki) 60 0 1 | INSERT: LETTER i T () 0 7

Kensington Tower stationary. It ieads, in Kevin's handwriting -- Dear Mr. Duncan, 1

broke your window. to catch the bad guys. I'm sorry. Do you have insurance? If you don't

Til send you same money when it snows more (if I ever get back Ww Chicago). Merry Christmas, Kevics McCallister.

(lio MR. DUNCAN

He's amused by the note.

MR. DUNCAN
Sergeant? Are you familiar with tie Kensington Towers Hutel?

CU. SERGEANT

-He nods.

SERGEANT
Yeah New York's most exciting hotel experience.

DXT. HOTEL

Kate, Peier and Kevin retum to the hotel.

394

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY

source 395

Kate, Peter and Kevin walk in. They're stopped by a great commotion in the lobby.

THEIR POV

The remainder of the family is at the check-in counter with their bags. Frank is arguing with the DESK CLERK. FRANK . $190-for a single? Are you nuts? I got ten kids here. Ill have to sell my house to pay for a tab like that.

Buzz glances to the door.

BUZZ
Yo. Everybody tums around. THEIR POV Kate and Kevin are at the door. Kevin waves. KEVIN

Merry Christmas, everybody.

395

INT. LOBBY HTOOOOOOL

source 396

The kids swarm Kevin. Frank and Leslie join them.

LESLIE
(to Kate)
Thank God, he's alright.
KATE
He's fine.
PETER
(to Frank)
What're you doing here?
FRANK
(sheepishly)
It's Christmas.
KATE
I always knew you had a big hear, Frank.
FRANK
Big heart, linle wallet. You know what they charge a

night here?

aa hes

PETER
It's all taken care of.
FRANK
(relieved)
Well, Merry Christmas.
BUZZ
(to Kevin)
Thanks, man. You saved us from Florida. This place

is cool.

FRANK
(to Kevin)
So, Kev, what'd you do here all alone in the Big

Apple? KEVIN (with 2 Knowing grin) Sarne thing J did last year.

396

EXT. HOTEL. DAWN

source 397

Two large Duncan's Toy Chest trucks are parked in front of the hotel. Uniformed DELIVERY MEN are unloading gifts.

397

INT. HOTEL. LOBBY H T 0 ) () 0 0 0 1

source 398

DELIVERY MEN pushing handearts and baggage carts loaded with gifts scream across the lobby. HOTEL EMPLOYEES follow with a great, fat Christmas cree.

398

INT. HOTEL ROOM. BED

source 399

Kevin, Fuller and Brooke are sleeping in a double bed. Fuller pops up.

_- FULLER Holy Smokes! It's morning!

Kevin sits up.

FULLER

It's Christmas moming, man! KEVIN

Fuller? Don't get your hopes up. FULLER

Huh? KEVIN

I'm not sure Santa Claus goes to hotels. FULLER

Are you nuts? He's omnipresent He goes everywhere.

He leaps out of the bed. Brooke follows.

_. FULLER EVERYBODY WAKE UP!

399

INT. HOTEL SUITE. ADJOINING ROOM

source 400

Fuller and Brooke race through Frank and Leslie's room. Rod and Tracey are sleeping on cots.

FULLER
Wake up, Dad!
400

INT. HOTEL SUITE. LIVING ROOM

source 401

Fuller and Brooke charge into the room. They slam on the brakes. THEIR POV

A decorated Christmas uee and hundreds of wrapped gifts.

401

INT. HOTEL SUITE .

source 402

Peter and Kate come out of their bedroom, yawning. They stop as suddenly as the kids. Buzz, Jeff, Linnie and Megan walk in and are struck just as hard.

_ BUZZ Are we in the right room?

402

INT. HOTEL SUITE H T 0 0 0 0 0 0 L

source 403

Frank and Leslie, followed by Rod and Tracey, walk in. Frank's yawning and scratching

‘his ass. He freezes in mid-yawn and mid-scratch.

CU. KEVIN
He squeezes past Uncle Frank to see the gifts. His eyes widen.
KEVIN
Wow!
403

INT. HOTEL SUITE. LIVING ROOM -

source 404

Fuller and Brooke wade into the gifts. The parents exchange shrugs. They slowly look to Kevin.

. PETER . _ Kev? Did you have something to do with this?

CU. KEVIN

He smiles.

_

i

NY

KEVIN

You never know.

404

EXT. HOTEL. WINDOW

source 405

An orgy of gift opening. Kevin looks our the window. CU. KEVIN

He looks down to the park.

_ HIS POV

The Pigeon Lady is below, arms held wide, covered with pigeons. They take to the wing. She waves to Kevin.

CU. KEVIN

He smiles and returns the wave. He looks up.

HIS POV

The pigeons soar into the air.

~ The flock of pigeons grows and grows as it makes sweeping circles over the city.

CAMERA BOOMS DOWN TO to the Christmas tree at Rockefeller center. MUSIC UP. ,

FADE OUT.

END