The girls push open the heavy door and enter the LIBRARY.
Their nervous faces take in the room around them.
There are a few things we may notice immediately:
1) THE BOOKS. Hardcovers and first
editions. Rows and rows of them inset into
the walls.
2) THE LECTERN. That Reed unceremoniously
drags into the center of the room, as he
casually acknowledges Barnes & Paxton’s
entrance.
3) THE WIFE. That has been referenced at
length but is nowhere to be seen. Her
absence is unmistakable.
4) THE RED CURTAIN. Draped from floor to
ceiling on the back wall behind the girls.
5) THE ALTAR. With two unlit candles
positioned before a small row of pews.
6) THE TWO DOORS. Both on the far wall.
They are closed and crudely painted two
different colors...
YELLOW DOOR PURPLE DOOR
The girls stay in the corner of the room, keeping a safe
distance from Reed.
BARNES
(deeply apologetic)
Mr. Reed, you’ve been too generous with your time. Sister Paxton and I were just saying what a pleasure it’s been. And we’d love to come back, can we?
(MORE)
BARNES (cont’d)
At your earliest convenience, to continue this lesson? But we just got off the phone with Sister Hall, and she needs us to return to the church, unfortunately.
MR. REED
You’ve been more than considerate as well. I won’t keep you, if you wish to leave?
Paxton holds up their PHONE.
PAXTON
We’ve been summoned back.
MR. REED
And just when we were getting started. You had me thinking a moment, perhaps you were onto something with your visit. I’ve been impressed, but I understand.
Slow pan to Paxton, as she processes the thought that she
might have been getting through to Reed.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Your coats are hanging on the back of the pew.
The girls retrieve their coats.
Barnes discreetly checks for the BIKE LOCK KEY. It’s not
there, what the hell.
She throws a concerned look to Paxton.
Flips the pocket inside out to show her companion it’s empty.
Paxton searches her coat for the BIKE LOCK KEY.
BARNES
So we just need your help with the door, it’s a little tricky.
MR. REED
I’m sorry?
PAXTON
Think your door’s a bit stuck out there.
The first pocket Paxton checks is empty. Uh oh.
MR. REED
The door won’t open.
PAXTON
Right.
MR. REED
No I’m saying, the door can no longer open.
Paxton finds the KEY in her other pocket. A sigh of relief,
but also... that’s odd. She discreetly flashes it to Barnes.
The girls share a confused look.
PAXTON
The front door?
MR. REED
Yes, the front door won’t open anymore.
BARNES
Opened when we came in.
PAXTON
(says the obvious part out loud)
Maybe if you unlock it, it will open?
Mr. Reed is nodding apologetically.
MR. REED
I understand what you’re asking me, but it’s... the dead bolts are on a timer. I got carried away with our conversation and didn’t realize the brace had been set. I should have pulled the pin when you came in, but I forgot.
CLOSE ON the girls’ faces, processing.
MR. REED (cont’d)
If you’re ready to leave, you’ll have to exit through the back of my house.
PAXTON
...where...
Mr. Reed points in the general direction of the two doors on
the far wall, but it’s unclear if he’s aiming at yellow or
purple.
MR. REED
Through there.
BARNES
Which door leads outside?
MR. REED
Either. If you’re ready to leave, it’s just through the next room.
BARNES
Can you just unlock the front one, please? We’d like to go that way.
PAXTON
(over-selling)
So we won’t be turned around and confused once we get outside.
MR. REED
It won’t open again until morning.
PAXTON
Please though, Sir?
MR. REED
No, of course, I wish I could. But it won’t open again until sunrise.
Mr. Reed motions the girls --
MR. REED (cont’d)
It’s safe to leave this way. It’s just in the next room.
Barnes swallows. Thinking. Developing a strategy in real
time. Too frightened to organize her thoughts into a coherent
response. She ends up letting out this:
BARNES
It’s a little unusual to have a door that locks on a timer.
MR. REED
(nods, self reflective)
I see that.
BARNES
And a little unusual that it can’t be unlocked.
MR. REED
(nods, self reflective)
Yeah I know, had a habit of blowing open in the middle of the night. Gusty out here.
Paxton continues to panic. Face trembling. Not hiding it as
well as Barnes. Mr. Reed notices.
MR. REED (cont’d)
I don’t mean to pressure you. I’m self-aware enough to know how this looks. Older man. Two young women in his house. But I assure you, you’re welcome to exit through the back - you saw my house from the outside, right?
The girls nod, “Yes”.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Right, then you know it’s a tiny footprint, so the back of the house is right through there. But I will leave you space to make that decision freely, of course.
Mr. Reed sees the effect this is all having on the girls.
MR. REED (cont’d)
To clarify: I’m trying to make it a point not to pressure you. You shouldn’t even feel the need to fabricate an excuse about someone from your ward calling you to leave. You can leave at anytime you want - it’s absolutely fine.
BARNES
It wasn’t an excuse, they just need us back.
TAP TAP TAP. Reed notices a leak in the ceiling. Rainwater
dripping through the roof onto the floor.
MR. REED
I know, but you’re saying you took a phone call with someone from your ward.
PAXTON
Yes, a moment ago.
Reed moves his version of a SHISHI-ODOSHI style bucket under
the drip to collect the rainwater. And every once in awhile,
this device gets full, and does a dump/reset action that
creates a loud "thwack" noise. Which will be particularly
useful to accent suspense in key moments.
MR. REED
Right, but when you came inside, I asked if you were okay with the metal in the walls and ceilings.
BARNES
What do you mean?
MR. REED
I mean the metal obstructs cell phone signals. So I know you didn’t receive a call.
ON THE GIRLS. We see a literal gulp as Paxton dry swallows.
MR. REED (cont’d)
And I just want to be clear, so that you feel comfortable, that it’s totally fine if you’d like to leave on your own accord. You should never feel like you have to make excuses.
If Reed is trying to make them feel comfortable he has
failed. The thought of a house designed to stop a phone from
making calls is very clearly nightmare fuel.
BARNES
Which door leads outside?
MR. REED
Do you have a preference?
BARNES
Why would we have a preference?
PAXTON
Should we have a preference?
MR. REED
(thinks, laughs)
Fair question.
PAXTON
Not to be completely weird about this, but can your wife PLEASE just step into this room, say hello, and walk us to the back of the house?
(MORE)
PAXTON (cont’d)
I’m not trying to be silly, I’m sorry, I’m really not. But there are rules we follow. And we were upfront about them.
Reed pauses.
MR. REED
I will ask.
He approaches the YELLOW DOOR.
Reaches for the handle.
But stops.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Can I ask you a question first?
PAXTON
...yes...
MR. REED
Do you...
(beat)
...still believe my wife is in the next room?
The girls say nothing.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Despite all of the evidence to the contrary?
The girls say nothing.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Despite the scented candle and the absence of an oven with blueberry pie?
The girls say nothing.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Or... have you been politely indulging a lie?
The girls say nothing. They couldn’t if they tried. Their
voices have been sucked into their stomachs.
MR. REED (cont’d)
If you believe she is there I will go ask her.
(beat)
(MORE)
MR. REED (cont’d)
...but it’s something I want you to think about. And maybe think about it in the context of your beliefs. Do you believe in God because someone told you, at an impressionable age, that God is real?
(beat)
Despite having doubts as you got older? Despite seeing evidence to the contrary your whole life?
CLOSE ON Sister Barnes.
MR. REED (cont’d)
When your father lost control of his body did you think it was God’s plan to ruin his life?
Barnes holds her breath.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Or did you keep believing something you know is not true just to give you comfort? Because you were afraid of what it might mean if it was all a lie?
She steels herself.
MR. REED (cont’d)
I put the candle on the table. Because I wanted you to think about the things that you believe just because somebody asked you to believe them.
The girls don’t even know what to say, except...
BARNES
Can we use your phone, please?
MR. REED
I do not have a phone.
Paxton’s emotional eyes react. Her voice trembling as she
squeaks out...
PAXTON
You have a really beautiful home, Mr. Reed. It’s like a church in here. Did you build this yourself?
MR. REED
My wife built it.
The fuck...
BARNES
I’m going to leave through the back of your house now, is that okay?
MR. REED
Of course.
BARNES
Just like you said. It’s okay and we can leave. Right?
MR. REED
That’s right.
BARNES
(to Paxton)
Are you coming?
Paxton is too afraid to move.
Barnes crosses the room as Paxton watches.
She reaches for the YELLOW DOOR.
BARNES (cont’d)
I want the door that takes us outside.
MR. REED
That is both of them.
BARNES
Okay. I want the door that takes us outside the fastest.
MR. REED
That is both doors.
She reaches for the door handle.
Glances back at Sister Paxton.
Her fingers tighten into a grip.
She opens the YELLOW DOOR...
SLOW PUSH IN ON BARNES...
INTO HER EYES...
HER REACTION SAYS IT ALL...
SHE HATES WHAT SHE SEES...
A SINKING FEELING SETTING IN...
THAT THIS IS GOING TO KEEP GETTING WORSE AND WORSE...
A small flight of concrete stairs lead down into DARKNESS.
Paxton watches Barnes from across the room, terrified. She
can’t see what Barnes is looking at. Curiosity starts to pull
her nervously towards her companion.
PAXTON
What is it?
Barnes composes herself.
She closes the YELLOW DOOR.
Reed watches, intrigued.
Paxton stops. Growing more nervous.
PAXTON (cont’d)
Sister Barnes?
Barnes moves to the PURPLE DOOR.
Reaches for the door knob.
And opens the door to see...
A small flight of concrete stairs lead down into DARKNESS.
BARNES
(lets out the tiniest breath)
...
Both doors lead down concrete staircases, giving the
impression these doors don’t necessarily navigate outside the
house, but rather deeper into the bowels of the house.
Paxton has now joined Barnes. She is seeing what Barnes is
seeing. Equally terrified by the awful options they have in
front of them.
PAXTON
That’s a basement.
BARNES
Doesn’t seem like this goes outside.
MR. REED
Didn’t you just say you saw the outside of my house?
Paxton tries the other door, confirms both doors lead to a
basement. She turns on their phone’s FLASHLIGHT. It’s not
strong enough to reveal much more. She closes the door.
BARNES
Yes, when we were walking up... we would’ve seen it.
MR. REED
Then you clearly saw the back of my house hangs over a hill.
Barnes and Paxton try to recall. The look on their faces tell
us they’re skeptical about that.
MR. REED (cont’d)
So you would know that you must go down in order to go out.
PAXTON
I’m not sure. I don’t remember a hill, do you?
BARNES
We walked up a hill, but I thought it plateaued in the back?
MR. REED
It’s a weird detail to remember, I understand why you wouldn’t.
A moment of silence for all the awkward, upset feelings
swirling around the room.
BARNES
I think you can tell, that we’re regrettably uncomfortable with this situation, here, tonight. And we... we... need your help to go home.
(takes a deep breath)
And I think it’d be best, for you, and all of us, if you help us get home. Because the Stake President knows where we are. And the Ward Missionaries know. And they’ll be expecting us.
PAXTON
And there were witnesses, weren’t there, Sister Barnes? On our way here, we passed a police officer.
MR. REED
Police? Oh you’re getting too worked up, I’m sorry for that.
PAXTON
We waved at him. And he waved back. People know we’re here, okay?
MR. REED
Sideburns, big ears?
The girls don’t answer.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Never mind, thought it might be Officer Marxen. Everything’s okay. You can leave whenever you want.
BARNES
Right. But I think we’re scared, because you lied to us earlier --
MR. REED
-- have I lied?
BARNES
There’s no pie...
MR. REED
If this is going to work, we must ONLY tell each other the truth.
PAXTON
If what’s going to work?
Mr. Reed pauses. He’s not ready to answer that question yet.
MR. REED
I can help you choose the right door.
Mr. Reed closes the PURPLE DOOR.
MR. REED (cont’d)
I can help. You asked me if you should have a preference between the doors. I think you should.
(MORE)
MR. REED (cont’d)
I think it’s something you should consider carefully, and then make the right decision. Do you want me to help you?
What can they even fucking say to that question at this point
other than....
BARNES PAXTON
...yes. ...okay.
MR. REED
Please stand over here.
He motions the girls across the room, near the pews.
MR. REED (cont’d)
It’s a simple choice. But it should not be made simply.
Mr. Reed opens a CABINET underneath the ALTAR. Searching for
something. He finds it.
MR. REED (cont’d)
You must reflect deeply. And make a sincere decision.
He places a vintage edition of MONOPOLY onto the Altar:
The girls look at the game, dumbfounded. As Reed crosses the
room...
MR. REED (cont’d)
Have you ever played the Parker Brothers game Monopoly?
The girls just nod.
Reed thumbs through a stack of Vinyl Records. He chooses THE
HOLLIES, and gently sets the needle to play: “The Air That I
Breathe”...
MR. REED (cont’d)
Monopoly is currently published in 47 languages. They sell it in over 114 countries.
Reed crosses the room back to the Altar.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Have a seat, if you want.
They don’t want.
MR. REED (cont’d)
It’s a long game, isn’t it?
The girls nod.
MR. REED (cont’d)
They say over a billion people have played Monopoly, but I’m guessing only a fraction of that billion have actually finished it. Maybe that reminds you of something else ---->
----> Mr. Reed places a HOLY BIBLE onto the Altar.
He then opens the Monopoly box and unfolds the game board.
MR. REED (cont’d)
This is what most people think of when they hear Monopoly, would you agree?
The girls sorta nod.
MR. REED (cont’d)
(points)
The pewter avatars. The pastel money in various denominations. There’s Boardwalk. There’s Marvin’s Gardens. Marvin Gardens, sorry. And the jail, of course.
Reed locks eyes with the girls.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Now this next part is very important. Have you ever played the 1904 board game called: The Landlord’s Game?
Reed reaches under the Altar and unveils another board game:
The girls look at the box. They don’t recognize it.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Have you even heard of it?
The girls shake their head, “No”.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Then you wouldn’t know... that you actually have played The Landlord’s Game. Because it is nearly identical to Monopoly in every fundamental way.
He opens the box. Moves the pieces around.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Jail. Free parking. Fares and fees. Penalties for landing on other player’s properties. The ultimate goal of forming monopolies in order to force your opponents out of the game.
BARNES
What do games have to do with us leaving?
MR. REED
Everything.
Mr. Reed pauses. He didn’t like how that sounded. A dark edge
peaking through. He clears his throat.
MR. REED (cont’d)
The Landlord’s Game was designed by American feminist, Elizabeth Magie, nearly three decades before a heater salesman from Philadelphia renamed it Monopoly, and sold the concept as his own to Parker Brothers in 1935.
Behind the girls something is shifting along the RED
CURTAINED WALL. It is subtle. Almost imperceptible.
MR. REED (cont’d)
This man, Charles Darrow, became the first millionaire game designer in the history of the world. While Elizabeth Magie died before ever being credited for the impact she had on American culture.
“The Air that I Breathe” stops playing. In the now eerily
silent room, Mr. Reed says:
MR. REED (cont’d)
I’m talking to you about “iterations”. I need you to have a very basic understanding of the concept of “iterating”, because I am going to make a very disturbing claim tonight. It is going to make your stomach sink a little. And your heart beat faster. I know before I state this claim how it will make you feel. It will make you sick. It might even make you want to die.
Mr. Reed crosses the room. Resets the record needle, and
plays “The Air that I Breathe” from the beginning.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Have you heard this song before?
PAXTON
You just played it.
MR. REED
(I mean:)
Before tonight?
BARNES & PAXTON
No.
MR. REED
I disagree. I think that you have heard this song many times before. We’ll come back to that in a moment.
For attentive viewers, it is now unmistakable, the RED
CURTAIN on the far wall behind the girls is SLOWLY RISING.
MR. REED (cont’d)
You are monotheistic?
BARNES
Monothe--? Yes.
MR. REED
You believe in one omni-present God, correct?
BARNES
We believe in Heavenly Father, yes.
MR. REED
A God that is all-knowing, all- powerful? A God that supernaturally intervenes in our lives?
BARNES & PAXTON
Yes.
MR. REED
There are three major monotheistic religions.
Mr. Reed unfolds a banner with three symbols.
He drapes the banner across the Altar. Then rotates the Altar
ninety degrees.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Judaism. Christianity. And Islam. I call them: “The Big Three”.
Mr. Reed retrieves a hard bound copy of THE TORAH from the
bookshelf. He organizes it next to the Star of David and The
Landlord’s Game.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Judaism, i.e. “The Original Edition”:
Mr. Reed slides the HOLY BIBLE next to the Latin Cross and
Monopoly box.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Christianity, i.e. “The Most Popular Edition”:
Mr. Reed retrieves a hard bound copy of THE KORAN from the
bookshelf. He organizes it next to the Star & Crescent.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Islam, i.e. “The Newer, Second Most Popular Edition”:
Mr. Reed reaches his hand out to the girls.
MR. REED (cont’d)
May I see your Book of Mormon?
The girls look at each other.
MR. REED (cont’d)
I will give it back.
Paxton slowly crosses the room. Each step she takes towards
Reed is terrifying. She notices something out of the corner
of her eye. There’s a stack of mail on one of the pews. She
sees:
A LETTER OPENER
It looks sharp.
Paxton continues walking to Reed. Her nervous hands give him
the book.
MR. REED (cont’d)
And then 800 years later, this...
Mr. Reed reveals one final board game and places it onto the
altar with the BOOK OF MORMON:
MR. REED (cont’d)
Mormonism, i.e. “The zany regional spin-off edition”.
Paxton steps back towards Barnes.
MR. REED (cont’d)
These are all iterations of the same source material. All conceive of God to be a transcendent creator and the genesis of moral law.
(MORE)
MR. REED (cont’d)
These texts feature many of the same histories and characters, but are presented with alternating meanings and perspectives.
Mr. Reed points at the record player:
MR. REED (cont’d)
And so, no, I can’t ignore the fact that you sit here and tell me you’ve never heard “The Air That I Breath” by the Hollies, when I know that you’ve heard “Creep” by Radiohead...
The girls think. Shake their head, “No”.
MR. REED (cont’d)
(sings)
“I’m a creeeeeeeeep! I’m a weeeeeirddooooooooo!”
The girls register some recognition.
MR. REED (cont’d)
(sings)
“What the hell am I doing hereeeee?”
(says)
These are things you are thinking right now. But they are also lyrics you recognize?
The girls nod, they actually do know it.
MR. REED (cont’d)
The Hollies filed a plagiarism lawsuit against Radiohead which they later settled by proving the melody and rhythm of “The Air That I Breathe” appears in “Creep”. How old are you? Nineteen? Twenty?
The girls nod.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Then you might know Lana Del Rey. Who remarkably was sued by Radiohead, for plagiarizing “Creep” with her 2017 song “Get Free”.
Is Reed schizophrenic or genius...
MR. REED (cont’d)
Iterations. Over time. Diluting the message. Obscuring the original.
Reed kneels down at the ALTAR. He lights the two CANDLES on
either end of his board game display.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Judaism is the OG monotheistic religion. It should, by a wide margin, have the most practicing members. And yet... it only makes up .2% of the world’s population. Why is that?
(points to Landlord’s Game)
Why is the original less popular than the iteration? Is it any less true than the others?
BARNES
Are we talking about religion? Or board games? Or music?
MR. REED
Yes.
The girls don’t know how to respond to that. So Reed
continues.
MR. REED (cont’d)
They have the smallest numbers because they don’t advertise. They don’t have people like you, knocking on doors, selling a better life, a better board game, a better song.
The girls react.
MR. REED (cont’d)
Have you thought about that? How missionaries are just salespeople for an organization? The product you are selling is an idea. You knock on my door and sell. Maybe I buy, maybe I don’t buy. Those are the rules of engagement, when I invite you into my home. We are negotiating a transaction of ideologies. And what I’m trying to say, tonight, is that I have an idea that I would like to sell to you.
Reed moves behind the LECTERN, as if mass is finally in
session.
MR. REED (cont’d)
I am going to present my claim to you now. Are you ready to receive it?
The girls nod.