marches to and stockings, in stylish shoes one this LEGS, OF
PAIR FOURTH a as moving LEGS all stop The the green ball. hits
and dew covered grass the through ball rockets red a Suddenly
an enticing syncopation. a yellow ball, all in
forward pushes ~allet a yellow and green ball, a knocks mallet
green a a wicket, through blue ball a A blue mallet hits
in Croquet. engage from tableau to gently break in skirts LEGS
OF PAIRS and barefoot 'female three as murmurs Elegiac music
1 BACKYARD--DAWN SAWYER'S EXT.1
IN: FADE
·.... - :: -.-: -·
(CONT.}
pandemonium~ lunchroom the into strides
DUKE, HEATHER and MCNAMARA HEATHER by flanked VERONICA,
AS -AS
5 DAY CAFETERIA -- THE INSIDE INT. 5
Jesus .•• going~ I'm I'm going, Okay,
VERONICA
you. to to talk she really wants Yeah,
DUKE HEATHER
theRye." in Catcher "The of copy tattered a clutching She is
DUKE. HEATHER accessorized but noticeably more inhibited waif,
a similarly trendily MCNAMARA emerges HEATHER From behind
me up, Heather.
Back into the caf pronto. ass your
Heather. She told me to hau 1 blame
' .... I'm so sure. Don't blame me, God,
HEATHER MCNAMARA
my ••• ruined You Heather? damage, your What's VERONICA
MCNAMARA. HEATHER trendily coiffed
beaut~ful, conventionally addressing the amusingly robust,
eye before angrily he~ from VERONICA coolly pops the monocle
Veronica! 2!}_ come God,
(o.s.) MCNAMARA HEATHER
to recklessly rocket across· the written words.
MCNAMARA causes the pen HEATHER from A sudden off-screen bark
Beautiful. You're said ·I
(v.o.) VERONICA
by her voice-over. echoed
words the forming page the diary across sways pen VERONICA'S
PAGE DIARY THE
Yes. said She and fly. spread their wings .I said so you teach people how to
(v.o.) VERONICA
monocle. a wearing a diary, in she is writing
VERONICA to reveal that and. finally curls around approaches
viewpoint viewer's The the cafeteria entrance. outskirts of
VERONICA stands at the With her back turned to the viewer,
4 DAY CAFETERIA -- OUTSIDE HALLWAY INT.4
CHANDLER violently laughs.
HEATHER bend over. DUKE HEATHER and MCNAMARA HEATHER Both
bend over. Heather,
on. to write something needs
Veronica Splendid. I'll dictate,
CHANDLER HEATHER
pen. outstretched
latches onto the seemingly involuntarily, arm, VERONICA's
cs ENTRANCE CAFETERIA CS
line.
in forward clunks and tray on her two jellos plops guiltily
DUNNSTOCK/DUMPTRUCK MARTHA Unattractive and quite overweight,
I
BS CAFETERIA LINE ON POV BS
Don't think.
off) ( looking
CHANDLER HEATHER
about it. think I' 11
VERONICA
weeks. for masturbation material
note'll give her shower nozzle
The beVery. on, it'll Come either.
her for have anything don't You
CHANDLER HEATHER
Dunnstock. Martha against
anything have don't I Heather. Shit,
VERONICA
tray. lunch Dumpt;.ruck's
Martha and we'll slip it onto
handwr:iting in Kurt's note low-key
and horny but realistically a hot
you to forge need I Kurt Kelly's.
a paper of Got Veronica. Finally.
CHANDLER HEATHER
mythic bitch. a She is and mysterious. danerous, issexy,
speaks she tone in which consistently offensive but the
The content of what Heather says is smiles. CHANDLER
HEATHER paper, yellow of piece crumpled a out Pulling
Heather. Hello,
(submissively)
VERONICA
back.
dramatically tied her hair, trendily~ expensively but not
and She is dressed stylishly incoming comrades. toward her
her before from the fray CHANDLER turns HEATHER The stunning
j . .............. · ' , . ..... ~- .. , " :. ·.
I
tray. s MARTHA onto note
MARTHA then wields around to .sneakily tuck the saunters past
MCNAMARA HEATHER a self-consciously clandestine manner, In
I
note to her frantic disciple. the passes
CHANDLER HEATHER smile, a tranquil With MARTHA approaches.
arm as CHP..NDLER'S HEATHER on tugs MCNAMARA excitedly HEATHER
HEATHERS.
VERONICA and the toward moves hands, lunch tray with both her
grasping then, CASHIER and DUNNSTOCK/DUMPTRUCK pays the MARTHA
CHANDLER. HEATHER impressed an note to the hands VERONICA
- the cafeteria line. toward MCNAMARA hawkishly gazes HEATHER
DUKE. HEATHER desk, her makeshift with
along up and rises the note VERONICA finishes In slow motion, .
ES ENTRANCE CAFETERIA ES
-
spinning motion.· a frantic RAM makes
pinwheel. fucking a her like
and just start spinning Johnson my
a Heather on set wanpa I y~s. Hell
RAM
together.
RAM raise their right arms and slam their fists KURT and
-
Ram. sandwich. Punch it in,
Veronica Sawyer-Heather Chandler
a It'd be so righteous to be in
KURT
HEATHERS. the and VERONICA in taking Jocks with other typical
sit RAM and the massive KELLY KURT hands·orne The traditionally
TABLE JOCKS' THE 05
sweet"° so you're Martha, Dear CHANDLER HEATHER
DUKE. HEATHER the contorting to VERONICA scurries
down. back Duke, Heather
CHANDLER HEATHER
embarrassed. DUKE stand erect, HEATHER and MCNAMARA HEATHER
no waiting. assholes: Two nice. How
CHANDLER HEATHER
4 •
Rye. The Catcher in the to DUKE retreats HEATHER wounded a as
from the table away bop CHANDLER briskly HEATHER VERONICA and
G: ANGLE ANOTHER GS
I forgot.
(hurt)
DUKE HEATHER
a pillowcase.· Such
thought of it. I when in Study Hall
me you were with God-damn Heather,
CHANDLER HEATHER
the question? so what's Yeah,
DUKE HEATHER
question? the what's
So lunchtime poll. •••• the Ouch
VERONICA
is? today what Guess Sawyer.
CHANDLER HEATHER
a clipboard. up draws CHANDLER HEATHER '
··•
..
party continent. a real it's tots; :· . _. r ,'
tater ·Indians, Pilgrims, Oh sure,
sarcasm) key (low
VERONICA
even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
Do they yet? God,· aren't they fed
the stand) to (looking
MCNAMARA HEATHER
down first. DUKE sitting themselves
HEATHER MCNAMARA and HEATHER The Girls reach their table with
FS "TABLE HEATHERS' FS
They're Thanksgiving dinner! in Africa!
de 1 icacy a you threw away today are
Those tater tots lunches! without
leftover lunch money to people
that give on people, let's Come
PETER
WORLD. THE FEEDS WESTERBURG
banner reading a and FUND FOODLESS THE reading cashbox a has
which a large stand working guys are The DENNIS. bespectacled
black, thiri, a and DAWSON PETER preppie magnetic a past
The slow motion concludes as their plump victim shuffles
s.
f~;,
floor.
(:0
on the up face fall to the picture causing away VERONICA
tows CHANDLER HEATHER VERONICA glows at the photo until
a witch. VERONICA is an angel, BETTY is costumes:
VERONICA SAWYER, arm-in-arm, dressed in Halloween AND FINN
BETTY YOUNG a showing a picture from her purse BETTY pulls
dug up the other day. I what
Oh Ronnie, you have.to look at
BETTY
say that. Don't
VERONICA
awe. innocent BETTY's laughs at VERONICA gently
date. a own birthday party for my
I'd probably skip Heck, date. big a
had you Mom said Your okay. That's
BETTY
month. to your birthday party last
couldn't make it I I'm ·really sorry
VERONICA
ruefuf. and embarrassed down, VERONICA crouches
••••• Gosh Finn. Betty
VERONICA
Veronica. Sorry
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