I can't!
PHIL
Do it!
Rita shrugs and slaps him very hard.
PHIL
(his cheek smarting)
Better. Almost too hard, Rita.
RITA
Are you drunk?
PHIL
No, drunk is more fun. Can I be serious with you for a minute?
RITA
I don't know. Can you?
PHIL
Yes. I 'm being serious. I' m having a problem— no, I may be having a problem.
RITA
What are you trying to say?
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PHIL
I'm trying to say that if I was having a problem, just hypothetical ly, I ' d like to know that you're someone I could count on in a crisis.
RITA
(worried)
What did you do last night?
The crowd begins to hush.
LARRY
We better get started. We're going to miss it.
PHIL
Were not going to miss it.
(indicating the other reporters)
They're going to miss it.
RITA
(emphatic)
Phil. We've been out here for an hour. We're cold and tired. Let's just get this and get out of here.
PHIL
Okay, put it here.
RITA
What?
PHIL
Put the camera here .
Rita takes a forlorn glance towards the press area, where all
of the other cameras are set up .
RITA
Phil , there is no tomorrow on this one. It's Groundhog Day.
PHIL
We were in the wrong spot yesterday .
RITA
(irked)
What? Yesterday? What are you talking about?
PHIL
Just trust me. Put the camera here .
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Rita looks at him like he's crazy, then looks at her watch and
gives up.
RITA
Larry!
She charges off toward the cameras.
In the Press Area, several reporters are already talking to
their cameras, dribbling on about how "He could appear any
second now." Rita and Larry grab their gear and rush back to
Phil.
Larry hurriedly sets up the camera.
LARRY
You want me to roll tape?
RITA
(to Phil)
Are you going to get on your mark?
PHIL
No hurry.
Larry glances over at the other news reporters, all talking to
their cameras and pointing towards the mound.
LARRY
(desperately)
Everyone else is rolling!
Rita looks helplessly at Phil.
RITA
I'm begging you, all right? Gould we please just do this?
Phil glances down at his watch.
PHIL
Okay, let's do it.
He crosses over to Larry and taps him on the shoulder.
PHIL
Roll tape.
LARRY
(mumbling)
Prima donnas.
Phil takes the microphone from Rita and positions himself
against the fence.
LARRY
Rolling.
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Phil does a similar intro to the one he did before, though this
time it's a bit tentative.
PHIL
(to camera)
Well, it's Groundhog Day— again— and you know what that means. Everybody's here on Gobbler's Knob waiting in the cold for the appearance of the most famous groundhog in the world, Punxsutawney Phil, who's going to tell us just how much more of this we can expect.
The Groundhog Club Official knocks on the groundhog's door,
then opens it and retreats.
Phil takes a deep breath and makes his first experimental
prediction, recalling the previous day.
PHIL
My forecast is we're going to see the groundhog peek its head out of its hole, look around a little bit, then he's going to come out, scamper over to this general area, look at the crowd for a second, make a little burping noise and run back into the ground.
RITA
(whispers to Larry)
That's it. I'm going to kill him.
Phil looks at his watch.
PHIL
Okay? And here we go—
Phil points to the hole and Larry zooms in.
The groundhog sticks his head out, looks left, looks right,
steps out of the hole, and runs away from the press pool,
directly over to Larry's camera. As he stands there, his body
casts a long shadow. The groundhog looks right into the
camera, lets out a squeak, and runs back into the hole.
Rita and Larry are completely amazed as the crowd cheers the
brief appearance of the groundhog. Larry pans back to Phil.
Phil just stands there speechless, staring at the groundhog
burrow.
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RITA
(hisses)
Phil!
Buster Greene, the Groundhog club official, walks onto the
mound and hushes the crowd, exactly as before.
BUSTER
He came out, and he saw his shadow. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but it looks like it's going to be a long winter.
Again the crowd lets out a good-natured "Awwwwww" in
disappointment.
Larry pans back to Phil just in time to see him walking away in
a fog, without signing off. Then he pans back to Rita.
RITA
(at a loss)
For Channel 9 News, this is Rita Hanson in Punxsutawney.
She holds for a moment then makes the cut sign, drawing her
finger across her throat.
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INT; PHIL'S ROOM - LATER
Phil is on the phone desperately trying to make a call.
PHIL
(on the phone)
I know there's a blizzard, but I have to get a call through to my doctor in Pittsburgh. It's a medical emergency. . . .No, don't give me the Punxsutawney Fire Department. When do you think the long distance lines will be working again?. . . But what if we don't have a tomorrow? We didn't have one today, my friend... Hello...Hello?
He hangs up and shakes his head which is now really starting to
ache, then he pops a handful of Tylenol, lies down and pulls
the covers up over his head. A moment later, he sits up, takes
a pencil from the nightstand, breaks it in half and puts the
pieces back on the nightstand. Then he lies back down and
retreats back under the covers.
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CLOSE UP - CLOCK
The digital clock-radio changes from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. The radio comes on, playing the end of the Sonny and Cher hit, "I Got You, Babe," just as it did the day before.