Wang-Wang walks in. Donovan and Cory posted up by his desk.
Donovan fucks around with a tech deck.
WANG-WANG
We don’t have any snacks.
CORY
Damn...no snacks?
(then; apples on the table that Wang-Wang kissed)
Can I have some of these?
WANG-WANG
Yeah.
Wang-Wang takes a seat in his chair. They huddle behind him.
CORY
Why are they in a dog bowl?
Wang-Wang shrugs.
DONOVAN
Dude, I’m hella excited.
Wang-Wang turns on his computer. Logs in. Nugget comes in and
joins the trio. Puts his hands around Cory.
NUGGET
Did I miss anything?
CORY
Bruh, did you wash your hands?
NUGGET
Oh shoot. I think I forgot.
Cory shimmies away.
CORY
Nah, you just nasty.
They laugh. Wang-Wang pulls up the folder. He clicks one:
Donovan at the Dixon landing spot. One of his bails.
DONOVAN
Okay...it’s a little shaky, finding your framing, composition’s a little off. But we’re good!
Nugget jumps off the set next. Bail.
DONOVAN (CONT’D)
Oh dude, pull up that clip where I juked the guy!
NUGGET
Ohhh yeah yeah yeah!
On Wang-Wang’s computer screen. He clicks open the clip of
Donovan bickering with the rent-a-cop in Windows Movie Maker.
DONOVAN (O.S.)
Man, that guy was fuckin’ whack.
As Donovan jukes the rent-a-cop and skates toward the stair
set, the camera is still terribly zoomed in, frantically
attempting to course-correct -- too late.
We hear the POP - SCOOP - FLICK. The cheers. The celebration.
But the footage is an absolute blur. Completely unusable.
Donovan and Nugget, hovered behind Wang-Wang, blank-faced.
NUGGET
Yo Donovan, I’m no expert so maybe I’m wrong here...but I don’t think you can put that in your tape, bro.
DONOVAN
Um......yeah...didn’t you say you were a filmer?
WANG-WANG
...sorry...I thought I zoomed out..
DONOVAN
Damn. That backside flip was wet too.
CORY (O.S.)
This book makes no sense.
Wang-Wang swings around and sees Cory flipping through one of
his graphic novels: shit.
WANG-WANG
You have to read it right to left.
CORY
Why?
WANG-WANG
...it’s Japanese.
CORY
You’re Japanese?
WANG-WANG
No.
CORY
Oh. Weird.
Right then, Chungsing cracks open the door and pops in.
CHUNGSING CHUNGSING
[Didi. I’m going to buy some
弟啊 . 我要去 買 菜 .
groceries. Do you want
anything?] 你要我 買 什麼 回 來嗎 ?
The skaters all turn and see Chungsing. They wave.
DONOVAN / NUGGET / CORY
Hi Mrs. Wang!! / Hi!! / Ni hao ma!
CHUNGSING
Oh hello! Nice meet you! I’m Chris’ mother.
Wang-Wang is seething.
CORY
Your paintings are so beautiful.
CHUNGSING
Oh, thank you! You see? I paint all myself. What your names?
DONOVAN / NUGGET / CORY
I’m Donovan / Nugget / Cory.
CHUNGSING
Oh, so many name! I forget already.
They laugh.
DONOVAN
It’s okay!
NUGGET
If you’re Asian, then is your husband White?
CHUNGSING
What? No my husband Asian.
CORY
Didn’t you say you were half Asian?
WANG-WANG
Okay, mom. You can leave now.
CHUNGSING
Okay. I go out. Will you play here? Want me to buy drink for you?
Wang-Wang launches up from his chair and bounds toward
Chungsing, slowly pushing her out of the room.
WANG-WANG
No, mom. Bye. Get out, please.
WANG-WANG (CONT’D) CHUNGSING
Mom, no. Leave. Just get out, What about dinner? Will you- get out, get out.
WANG-WANG (CONT’D)
GET OUT.
Wang-Wang SHOVES her out of the room. SLAMS the door.
WANG-WANG (CONT’D)
Sorry guys...my mom’s like...super annoying....
Silence. Donovan, Nugget, and Cory are shocked.
DONOVAN NUGGET
...Yooo. You can’t be talking So mean!!!
to your mom like that...
CORY
Yeah, wow. My mom would beat my ass.
Beat. Awkward silence. Wang-Wang hangs his head, humiliated.
CORY (CONT’D)
But forreal though, you should ask her to buy some doritos.