"CHEF" (2014)

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  • INT 36
  • EXT 38
  • INT/EXT 2
  • UNKNOWN 1
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  • DAY 10
  • NIGHT 2
  • CONT 1
  • UNKNOWN 64
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OPEN

Chef

by

Jon Favreau

1/31/13

2

INT. KITCHEN

A seasoned leather pouch unrolls revealing gleaming Japanese chefs knives.

Large hands slide an onion onto a cutting board. Forearms with impressive tattoos. Photo-real vegetables and cooking accoutrements. A razor sharp chefs knife deftly reduces the onion to confetti.

CARL CASPER is a large man in his forties. He wears a short sleeve chef’s coat. He is in a commercial kitchen alone. Morning rays of sunlight burn through the cloudy glass and kick off the sharp stainless corners surrounding him. And in the peace of the morning light, Carl does the meditative dance of preparing his mis en place.

Ingredient after ingredient is prepared and organized around his station. Jump cuts follow the rhythm of the nostalgic Afro-Cuban soundtrack as his knives dance through the produce.

The MUSIC is now “scource” and it rises sharply in volume.

MARTIN
(o.c.)
Turn it up, Jefe! Today’s the big day.

In dances MARTIN, the portly black, Cuban grill chef. He dances in to the salsa beat with an entire pig hoisted onto one shoulder.

CARL
Break it down.
MARTIN
I’ll break it down...

Martin dances the salsa in place balancing the pig.

CARL
This isn’t just a Yelp review. This one could make or break me.
MARTIN
That’s what you always say and then you always get love.
CARL
I have no idea who they’re sending.

Martin has begun breaking down the pig while they talk.

MARTIN
You shouldn’t even be thinking about that, bro. Just cook.
CARL
I gotta hit the Farmer’s Market. What time is it?
MARTIN
Ten?
CARL
I’m going to go pick up Percy. Where’s Tony?
MARTIN
We were out late. He knows it’s the big day. He’ll be here.
CARL
I’ll be back. Brine the head. We’ll do a terrine tomorrow.
3

EXT. GAULOISE - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl, still sporting chef’s coat and clogs, hustles to his eighties Mercedes. He spots a MAN sleeping reclined behind the wheel of a filthy Beemer. He knocks the glass. The man is startled. It’s TONY, the latino Sous Chef. He is very hung over.

CARL
Up! Vamonos, Cabron!
TONY
Sorry! Am I late?
CARL
Get in there. We’re getting reviewed today.
TONY
Why do you think I slept here?
CARL
I’m going to the market. Start the soup. Are you still shitfaced?
TONY
I’m good, Chef.

Carl hustles to the car.

4

EXT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl’s seasoned Mercedes pulls up to a fat house. He hustles to the door that opens before he arrives. PERCY comes out. He’s nine. Just in this brief glimpse we see a NANNY, a GARDENER, a HOUSEKEEPER and a HANDYMAN.

PERCY
Hi dad.
CARL
How’s mom?
PERCY
Good.
5

INT. CARL’S CAR - DAY

He drives aggressively.

CARL
School?
PERCY
Good.
CARL
Good?
PERCY
Fine.
CARL
Is it good or fine?
PERCY
What’s the difference?
CARL
I don’t know.
PERCY
You getting reviewed today?
CARL
Yes.
PERCY
Mom said you might be weird.
CARL
I’m not weird. I don’t care what they write. As long as I like what I cook.
PERCY
That’s what she said you’d say.
CARL
Listen. I haven’t been married to your mom for five years. She doesn’t know me any more.
PERCY
I thought you said you were still friends and always will be.
CARL
We are. But that doesn’t mean we know each other.
PERCY
She’s usually pretty spot on about you.
CARL
Really? You know what she thinks I should do? Open a food truck.
PERCY
I like food trucks.
CARL
So do I. Who doesn’t like food trucks? That doesn’t mean I should drive one around like a Fisher Price figure.
PERCY
What’s that?
CARL
The toy. You had them. The little wooden guys. Like Weebles.
PERCY
What’s a Weeble?
CARL
You never had Weebles?
PERCY
I never had any of the stuff you’re talking about.
CARL
Like a Minecraft guy.
PERCY
There are no vehicles in Minecraft.
CARL
Here we are.
6

EXT. FARMERS MARKET - SANTA MONICA - DAY

Carl and Percy weave through the aisles of the Farmers Market. Carl paws at the produce. He talks to a VENDOR.

CARL
So basically all you carry now is kale. Is that what you’re telling me?
VENDOR
Everyone wants kale.
PERCY
(interrupts)
Can I get kettle corn?
CARL
It’s not even eleven.
PERCY
So?
CARL
I’m here for work. You want a piece of fruit? Let’s get you a piece of fruit.
PERCY
I don’t want fruit.
CARL
You said you wanted me to help you lose weight. Listen...
(stops)
I’m not putting any pressure on you. It’s something that I’ve struggled with and my parents struggled with and I think it’s really great that you’re listening to your body at your age.
(MORE)
CARL (CONT'D)
But remember. It’s up to you. I’m not putting any pressure on you.
SMASH TO:
7

EXT. FARMERS MARKET - MOMENTS LATER

Percy and Carl are pounding fistfuls of steaming kettle corn.

CARL
... and I have no idea which reviewer they’re sending. Most of them like me but there are some that have it in for me because I got featured in the other magazine.
PERCY
They’re haters.
CARL
Exactly. We didn’t have that word when I was your age. There was no word for hater. You would say someone was jealous, but it doesn’t really capture it. Oh, look, the sausage guy is here. You ever try andouille sausage?
PERCY
No.
CARL
It’s spicy. You like spicy?
PERCY
No.
CARL
It’s not too spicy.
CUT TO:
8

EXT. FARMERS MARKET - MOMENTS LATER

The father and son are eating sausage.

CARL
It’s good, right? This is Cajun food. You know what Cajun means?
PERCY
Spicy?
CARL
It’s from New Orleans. Have you ever heard of New Orleans?
PERCY
Yes. It became part of the United States as part of the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon.
CARL
Wow. Yes. I mean do you know about it now. That was a long time ago.
PERCY
1803.
CARL
If you say so. I mean the culture. The food.
PERCY
(lifts sausage)
We can get it here.
CARL
That’s just a reminder. It tastes good because it reminds you of a whole world. Of memories.
PERCY
Sounds cool.
CARL
Yes. If there’s one thing New Orleans is, it’s cool. We should go there together.
PERCY
You’re not too busy?
CARL
I mean, not now...
PERCY
When?
CARL
I got a lot going on right now, with this critic coming in--
PERCY
After the review.
CARL
After? Sure.
PERCY
I’ve got a three day weekend next month.
CARL
Next month? Sure.
PERCY
Awesome.
CARL
I’ll have to ask mom.
PERCY
(holds up text)
I already did. She’s cool with it.
CARL
Great.
PERCY
Can I get a funnel cake?
CARL
Why would you want a funnel cake? It’s just fried dough.
CUT TO:
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EXT. FARMERS MARKET - MOMENTS LATER

Carl and Percy are both stuffing their faces with funnel cakes.

CARL
I mean, if they like it then I got real job security. People come to restaurants for the chef.
PERCY
I thought you said they come for the food.
CARL
Same thing.
PERCY
No. If you make a killer menu and teach the cooks how to make the stuff, can’t they make it without you?
CARL
It’s not the same.
PERCY
Sure it is. Like on the days you’re not working. They still make the food, right?
CARL
Yeah. But then they’re stuck with the same menu.
PERCY
But when they like it, they don’t want to change the menu. Isn’t that why they fired you from the last place?
CARL
They didn’t fire me. I quit because they didn’t share my vision.
PERCY
Which was to change the menu. Right?
CUT TO:
10

EXT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl’s car pulls away, leaving Percy out in front of his house. Percy has an ice cream cone.

PERCY
(waving, happy)
Bye dad!
11

INT. GAULOISE - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl bursts in as the WAIT STAFF prepares the dining room for service. Carl inspects as he briskly passes through.

CARL
This is the big one. Let me know when he gets here. Get everyone around him drunk and happy.
(MORE)
CARL (CONT'D)
Paper the tables around him with any sexy friends you got who like to laugh. Tickets are on me.

A cheer of approval rises from the young servers. He scurries into the kitchen.

12

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

Salsa music is blasting. The kitchen staff is choreographed in coordinated harmony as steam billows from pots and stations are arranged. Carl sets down several bags of farmers market purchases.

CARL
What’s happening here? Fill me in.
TONY
Stock’s working.
MARTIN
Pig’s broken down.
TONY
Ribs are braising. Anything good from the market?

MOLLY, a very attractive floor manager in her 30s, pops into the kitchen.

CARL
Not now, Molly. I’m about to lay out the menu.
MOLLY
I’ve got--
CARL
I really can’t do this now. This is a big day.
MOLLY
Riva’s here.

Everything stops.

CARL
What the hell is Riva doing here?
MOLLY
He was heading back here. I flirted and got him an espresso.
(MORE)
MOLLY (CONT'D)
I bought you maybe five minutes if you want to meet him out there on the floor.
CARL
I can’t talk to him right now.
MOLLY
Fine. Expect him to come back here.

As she leaves.

CARL
Tell him to stay the fuck out of my kitchen.
MARTIN
You know he’s coming back here.
CARL
How the fuck can he do this today?
TONY
It’s his restaurant.
CARL
But it’s my fucking kitchen! He made me a promise when he hired me.

In walks RIVA, a cool customer in his sixties, sipping an espresso. He wears the clothes of a wealthy man. He is not shaken in the least by the tirade he just caught the tail end of.

RIVA
And you promised me a Michelin star. So we’re both disappointed.
CARL
Not today. Please.
RIVA
A lot is on the line today.
CARL
Exactly! I need to come up with a menu.
RIVA
That’s why I’m here. I’m here to help you.
CARL
This is my thing, Riva.
RIVA
You’ve been off your game.
CARL
I need some room. Tonight’s menu has to be perfect.
RIVA
And I can help you plan it.
CARL
That’s not how it works.
RIVA
I’ve done this before. I can help guide you.
CARL
I don’t need guidance. I need space.
RIVA
(to staff)
Can we have a little privacy.

The staff leaves the kitchen. Carl erupts.

CARL
What the fuck is that!?! You don’t tell my staff what to do! This is my kitchen! You see this line? Everything on that side of the line is yours and everything on this side of the line is mine. That was our agreement. That is how it’s going to be.
RIVA
Listen to me. I have ideas. My ideas work. I don’t care what awards you won or what magazine says you’re the next big thing. The fact is you work for me. In my restaurant. I’ve had chefs before you in this kitchen and I will have chefs after you. We are being reviewed by perhaps the most influential food magazine in the country. Not to mention this guy’s online presence. His blog just got bought by AOL. This restaurant is my life and I own it. It is mine.
(MORE)
RIVA (CONT'D)
All of the freedom you have to chase your culinary muse and the money you have to support your child and pay alimony comes because I know what I am doing and I can afford to pay you well above market value.

Carl just listens. He has been subdued and humbled. Riva produces a handwritten note.

RIVA (CONT’D)
This is the menu for tonight. I welcome your thoughts.

Carl takes the menu and reads it. Riva exits, leaving an empty demitasse on the stainless counter top. The staff cautiously filter back in. They wait. Finally...

CARL
(reads)
We’re doing the egg caviar. The Hawaiian abalone again. The beef cheek with tamarind...

All energy leaves the room. All of the electricity is gone.

13

EXT. THIRD STREET PROMENADE - DAY

CLOSE UP on a little marionette of a skeleton dancing and singing along with a recording of Al Green’s Tired of Being Alone. Carl stares at it. He is standing next to his son who is eating Wetzel’s Pretzel bits. He tries to attract his father’s attention.

PERCY
Dad? Dad..?
14

INT. CLOSED BAR - VENICE - NIGHT

Carl and his staff slam shots after work. Everyone is smoking and the bar is closed to all but other restaurant staffs. The mood is very festive. Like they’re celebrating. Carl reads from an iPhone:

CARL
(reading)
“... What was reputed to be a reinterpretation of French gastrophilia rapidly degraded to a hackneyed rehash of derivative cliches.
(MORE)
CARL (CONT'D)
Gauloises has proven to be the birthing suite of yet another stillborn “Chef to Watch.” If Chef de Cuisine Carl Casper has something to say, he should say it somewhere else. Gauloises is still the best restaurant in Brentwood. But there is little pride in being declared the skinniest kid in fat camp. Three stars.”
TONY
Three stars!?!
MARTIN
What the fuck!?!
CARL
He pulverizes my asshole then he gives the restaurant three stars.
MARTIN
He’s fucking with you, dude.
CARL
That motherfucker.
MARTIN
He’s fucking with you.
TONY
Did you fuck his wife?
CARL
I fucking should.
MARTIN
He’ll fuckin do it.
TONY
Fuck him.
MARTIN
Three stars.
CARL
Riva paid him off or some shit.
MOLLY
He liked the food.
CARL
Wait, what?
MOLLY
I watched him the whole time. He liked everything. I told you that that night.
CARL
You always say they like the food.
MOLLY
I don’t lie to you, Carl.
CARL
How do you know?
MOLLY
I would ask him. He said everything was perfectly cooked and delicious.

Beat.

MARTIN
Some shit’s fucked up.
TONY
Something’s going on here.
15

EXT. ELECTRIC AVENUE - VENICE - NIGHT

Carl and Molly smoke a joint on the hood of a parked car behind the bar.

CARL
I don’t get it. I don’t fucking get it.
MOLLY
He’s an asshole.
CARL
I try so fucking hard.
MOLLY
You’re the best chef I’ve ever worked with.

He turns. Touched and vulnerable.

CARL
Really?
MOLLY
Really. Just watching you work. It makes me excited to come in every day. To do it right. To not let you down.

After a pause of emotional warmth Carl goes to kiss her. She politely retreats.

MOLLY (CONT’D)
I can’t
CARL
(sweetly)
Why?
MOLLY
I just can’t.
CARL
You liked it last time.
MOLLY
That’s not the point. We work together.
CARL
We did it before and it didn’t change anything.
MOLLY
Exactly. It didn’t change anything.

He starts kissing her again. She gives in.

MOLLY (CONT’D)
Oh, fuck it.
SMASH TO:
16

INT. BEDROOM - CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - NIGHT

SILHOUETTE of four thrusts of them unceremoniously pounding the shit out of one another.

SMASH TO:
17

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - NIGHT - LATER

Molly smokes naked in bed. Alone.

MOLLY
We shouldn’t have done that.

Carl call back from the kitchen. He is meticulously preparing a charcuterie board and tiny runny grilled cheddar sandwiches on farmers sourdough.

CARL
Why?
MOLLY
It’s no good. You’re married.
CARL
I’ve been divorced for five years.
MOLLY
Point is, you’re not emotionally available.

He brings in the late night snack.

CARL
Taste this and you tell me who’s not emotionally available.

She bites into it. Ecstacy.

MOLLY
Oh my Gawd... This is amazing.
CARL
I told you I’d give you an orgasm by the end of the night.
18

EXT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl waits in his old Mercedes out front of his ex-wife’s mini mansion. He listens to vintage Latin music. Percy runs up to his window.

CARL
Let’s go. We’re going to be late.
PERCY
Mom wants to talk to you.
CUT TO:
19

INT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl walks past an endless parade of domestic employees. A handyman is painting. A cleaning lady is cleaning. A cook is cooking. Percy leads him to an office in the back where a gardener gardens and a CAR WASHER washes the car. Carl’s beautiful Cuban ex-wife, INEZ, sits wearing a bluetooth headset. She smiles and holds up a finger as she trills on in Spanish.

INEZ
(into phone/Spanish)
It’s being delivered in the morning. It may even get there tonight...
(then to Carl)
Hi, Papi.
(then into phone/Spanish)
Yes. It will all be there. I have to go. Bye.

The headset comes off.

INEZ (CONT’D)
Are you okay?
CARL
About what? The review? What the hell does it mean anyway? I cooked what they wanted me to cook. And I got three stars. I mean, three stars is good. I don’t know why he was saying all that negative--
INEZ
Are you happy there?
CARL
Sure. I mean, we’re packed every night. I get to cook whatever I want. I mean usually... He pays me well.
INEZ
Since when does that matter?
CARL
Since you keep a staff of fifty people to keep the compound up to snuff.
INEZ
Don’t start.
CARL
You have literally fifty people working here. Percy’s nine. Does he really need a nanny?
INEZ
You want to talk about it? Let’s talk about it.
CARL
Just to be clear, you believe a nanny is a lifetime position. Even when you don’t have kids anymore.
INEZ
This isn’t why I invited you in.
CARL
He’s in school all day. What does she even do here?
(then)
Hi Guadalupe.
INEZ
Could we not talk about this now? I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.
CARL
Thank you. I am.

Nice moment. Then.

CARL (CONT’D)
You need money?
INEZ
I’m good.
PERCY
We’re going to be late.
SMASH TO:
20

INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY

Carl and Percy sit side by side eating popcorn and watching a loud action movie. Abrupt CUT TO:

21

EXT. SANTA MONICA PIER - DAY

Carl and Percy sit side by on a racing rollercoaster. Abrupt

CUT TO:
22

EXT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - NIGHT

Carl pulls away leaving Percy in front of his house waving.

PERCY
Bye, dad.
23

INT. KITCHEN - GAULOISES - NIGHT

Tight, impressionistic SHOTS of Carl preparing a dish. He is alone and experimenting. Each ingredient, and cooking surface, and knife stroke and gas flame fills the SCREEN unexpectedly, each gesture imbued with a wisp of life. Cooking is a transcendent dance for Carl, and time bends as he enters the flow. A dish emerges as if sculpted with time and temperature. And many other beautiful creations now surround him.

Martin enters. It is clear that it is now...

24

INT. KITCHEN - GAULOISES - MORNING

MARTIN
You been here all night?
CARL
I need a new menu.
MARTIN
You got to get some sleep, dude. Fuck Twitter.
CARL
What do you mean fuck Twitter?
MARTIN
I mean fuck em. Who even reads that shit anyway.
CARL
I’m not on Twitter. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
MARTIN
Nothing. It’s just some bullshit.
CARL
Taste this.

Carl feeds him a spoon like a baby.

MARTIN
Woooo hoo! You gotta serve that shit tonight.
CARL
I’m going to make it the special.

Tony walks in, arriving at work.

TONY
You were cooking all night, you sick fuck?
MARTIN
Taste this shit.

Martin feeds Tony like a baby.

TONY
Fuck, that’s good.
CARL
Tonight’s special.
TONY
Yo, fuck Twitter.
CARL
Again with the Twitter. Show me this Twitter thing.
TONY
You’re not on Twitter?
CARL
No.
TONY
Are you getting too much pussy? Is that the problem?
CARL
What’s Twitter got to do with pussy?
TONY
Have you ever heard the term social networking?
CARL
Yes.
TONY
That’s what it means.
CARL
It means pussy?
MARTIN
Yeah.
TONY
Or ticket sales, or getting people to show up to see a band. Anything that requires a data base.
CARL
And you’re saying pussy requires a data base.
MARTIN
Uh... Yeah.
TONY
Not for “The Most Promising Chef” of Food and Wine magazine.
CARL
So show me your Twitter. What’s it say that’s so bad?
MARTIN
(covering)
Nothing, Jefe. I want to hear your new menu.
CARL
I’m thinking we switch things up more. Why limit ourselves to the French classics? Let’s bring in other flavor profiles.
TONY
But it’s a French restaurant.
CARL
Riva has us cooking the same exact menu for the last five years.
TONY
It’s a good menu.
CARL
I know. I came up with it five years ago. We have to switch it up.
TONY
We do switch it up. Every few months.
CARL
Please. We swap out one dish for a dish we already served. I feel like a robot.
TONY
You should check with Riva first.
CARL
You’re my sous chef. Don’t worry about Riva. Worry about me.
TONY
I worry about you all the time. That’s why I’m telling you.
CARL
Thank you for your concern. Now. Here’s tonight’s menu and how I want it prepared...
25

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - DAY

Carl and Percy stare at a TV and eat hero sandwiches from Bay City Deli.

CARL
How does Twitter work?
PERCY
It’s cool.
CARL
That’s how it works? It’s cool?
PERCY
You tweet on it.
CARL
Is it like texting?
PERCY
No.
CARL
Can you sign me up?
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26

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - MOMENTS LATER

Percy is punching numbers into Carl’s iPhone at the breakfast table.

CARL
Is it for sex?
PERCY
Ew! No! Is that what you’re doing this for?
CARL
No!
PERCY
What do you want your user name to be?
CARL
Carl.
PERCY
You can’t just put “Carl.” It has to be “at” something.
CARL
At Carl.
PERCY
It’s gonna be taken.
CARL
At Carl Casper.
PERCY
(types)
Taken.
CARL
Someone took my name?
PERCY
There. Carl Casper with K’s.
CARL
Carl Casper with K’s.
PERCY
What do you want this for?
CARL
Someone said there’s something bad on there.
PERCY
Wait. Here. Hang on. Oh, shit.
CARL
Don’t say that.
PERCY
That review is viral.
CARL
What’s viral?
PERCY
It got picked up and retweeted everywhere.
CARL
Is that bad?
PERCY
Not really. It just means a really lot of people are reading it reposting it so all of their followers can read it.
CARL
Oh shit.
PERCY
I think it’s cool.
CARL
I don’t.
PERCY
No, I mean us doing this.
CARL
Doing what?
PERCY
You know, hanging out.
CARL
We always hang out.
PERCY
I mean, like, hanging out and doing something.
CARL
We do lots of things.
PERCY
No, like learning things from each other. And talking. Not just watching something or doing something.

Wow...

CARL
I guess I just figured with you living with mom and me working so much you would want to have fun when we’re together.
PERCY
Well, I think this is fun. Just, like, figuring stuff out. Like when you lived at home.
CARL
I miss it too.
PERCY
Then why don’t you move back home.
CARL
Percy, listen, you’re not the reason your mom and I are separated.
PERCY
I know.
CARL
Good. Cause it’s true.
PERCY
Then why?
CARL
It’s hard to explain. We grew apart.
PERCY
Oh.
CARL
Understand?
PERCY
No.
CARL
It’s hard to explain.
(then)
Can we twitter each other? Like when we’re not together.
PERCY
(smiles)
Yeah.
CARL
Will you show me how?

The father and son hunker down. Quality time as we trail off in a WIDE SHOT.

PERCY
Ok. First, you gotta enter my user name here. You can also log in on your iPad. If you click this button it posts it on your feed, where everyone who follows you can read it and since I follow you, you can direct message me...
CARL
(impressed)
How did you get so smart?
DISSOLVE TO:
27

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - NIGHT

Percy is sleeping in a foldaway bed in Carl’s modest apartment. The lights are all off but for a bright fixture pointed down at the table where Carl sits peering and poking at his iPad mini.

We see the iPad in both INSERTS and as CHYRONS on the SCREEN showing the TWITTER FEED.

He does a search for his own name and, sure enough, a headline pops up:

“Carl Casper - Stillborn Chef”

He clicks the link and it’s the scathing review. He scrolls through the search results and there are endless RETWEETS of the repeated article.

He clicks the link of who originally posted the review. It’s @RamseyMichel

A profile page shows other review headlines and a link to...

A HOMEPAGE, sponsered by AOL. Ramsey Michel is clearly a passionate food critic and blogger who not only writes, but provides a digital nexus for discerning food culture. His page boasts a meticulous design and a photographic portrait of Ramsey Michel(ten years younger) sitting at a white linen tablecloth about to eat a plate of Zeros and Ones. The blog is called “The Digital Palate” and he also seems to review for a larger established food magazine in which the bad review had also appeared.

Carl can’t help but reread the lashing of words, now with a press photo of himself repurposed for the blog.

He clicks the link of his photo and it takes him to the original article in FOOD & WINE MAGAZINE from almost a decade ago that touted Carl Casper: MOST PROMISING CHEFS. Carl Casper stands in a chefs coat with arms crossed sporting his culinary forearm tattoos. “THE MAVERICK WITH MUSCLE” is engraved below the artistic portrait in tattoo lettering. The deco architecture of SOUTH BEACH, MIAMI looms behind him.

JUMP TO Carl eating cold leftovers as he reads Ramsey Michel’s blog again and clicks links to other pages.

JUMP TO Carl eating a bowl of cereal as he looks at Ramsey Michel’s twitter profile and CLICKS THE BUTTON to REPLY to @RamseyMichel...

TWITTER
@RamseyMichel Is Gauloises a three star restaurant or a “hackneyed rehash?” You can’t even write a consistent review.

Carl hits send and crashes to bed. Hitchcock shot pushing in on his phone... The twitter feed starts to fill rapidly...

28

INT. KITCHEN - CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - MORNING

Magical CLOSE CUTS of: eggs being broken. Whisked. Crackling in a seasoned iron skillet. Bacon curling. Biscuits rolled and floured. Steaming as they’re pulled from an outdated oven in a humble kitchen.

Espresso made in an old aluminum stovetop Primula. Home fries perfectly browned. Oranges hand juiced.

As Carl toils in the kitchen, his sleepy nine year old son zombie walks to the breakfast table and waits for breakfast and clearheadedness.

He checks out dad’s phone and is puzzled.

PERCY
Dad. You got over three thousand followers since last night.
CARL
Is that good?
PERCY
It’s amazing.
CARL
What does that mean?
PERCY
It means three thousand people are reading your twitter feed.
CARL
I thought it was like texting.

Percy, curious, checks his feed and @ mentions. He is concerned.

PERCY
Did you post anything?
CARL
No.
PERCY
Are you sure?
CARL
Yes. I just sent a private message.
PERCY
To who?
CARL
That a-hole food critic.
PERCY
You could only send a private message to someone who is following you. I think you posted it publicly.
CARL
No. He wrote a nasty message about me and I hit “reply” and it let me send him a message.
PERCY
Dad. Replies are public. Everyone can read them. And it looks like he retweeted it to all of his... three million followers. And he wrote back.
CARL
(uh oh)
What’s it say?
PERCY
“@KarlKasper If you worried more about your cooking and less about my writing you might not be such a disappointment.”
CARL
What? He wrote that to me?
PERCY
He wrote that to everybody.
SMASH TO:
29

INT. KITCHEN - GAULOISES - MORNING

Carl reads his iPhone. He has now fully discovered the dark side of the social networking. Tony and Martin are gathered in looking at their phones too.

TONY
You gotta be fisting me.
CARL
Do you realize how many people have read this? Look. I’m up to ten thousand followers. And they’re sending me messages. They’re goading me into responding.
MARTIN
Leave it alone, dude.
CARL
But half the people are saying he’s right.
TONY
And half the people are saying he’s wrong. Welcome to the fucking internet.

Carl starts typing.

MARTIN
Don’t do it, Jefe.
TONY
(types)
Fuck him.
(reads)
“Why don’t you come by again tonight. I got a whole new menu just for you asshole.”
TONY (CONT’D)
Don’t do it...

Carl clicks SEND. There is a stillness in the air. Such a quiet little gesture is now being read by thousands of people.

TONY (CONT’D)
That’s out there now. There’s no way to take that back.
CARL
Good. I don’t want to take that back. I threw down the gauntlet, so let’s get ready for a fight. I’m gonna drop off Percy and when I come back I’ll have a whole new menu written for tonight. You know what? I’m fucking happy this happened. We’re going to really cook again!

Carl hustles out leaving Martin and Tony quietly behind. A foreboding moment hangs in Carl’s wake.

Carl scoops up Percy who sits with Molly in the empty dining area.

MOLLY
Oh look. Daddy’s done.
CARL
Let’s go, champ.
(to Molly)
Prep the staff. Whole new menu tonight. Keep it quiet from Riva. I don’t need the aggravation tonight.
MOLLY
You should really take a minute to--
CARL
I’ll prepare every dish for everyone to taste before we open.
30

INT. CARL’S CAR - MORNING

Carl drives Percy home.

PERCY
So where we going today.
CARL
I’m sorry, buddy. I’ve got to drop you off at home.

Percy is disappointed.

PERCY
Why do I always have to stay out of the kitchen?
CARL
I just needed to talk to the guys for a minute.
PERCY
I mean when you’re working.
CARL
It’s loud and hot and there’s a lot of bad language.
PERCY
I hear bad language all the time.
CARL
Where?
PERCY
Online.
CARL
What kind of sites can a nine year old get on that has cursing?
PERCY
YouTube.
CARL
Besides, I thought you like to talk to pretty Molly.
PERCY
I’d rather hang out in the kitchen.
CARL
When you’re older.
PERCY
Can I come shopping with you?
CARL
No. I have a lot to do and a lot on my mind.
PERCY
Why was that man so mean to you?
CARL
The food critic?
PERCY
Yeah.
CARL
It’s his job.
PERCY
To write bad things about people?
CARL
To write bad things. To write good things.
PERCY
But they write bad about you.
CARL
They wrote good things about me too. Back when I worked in Miami they wrote really nice things about me.
PERCY
That’s where you met mommy.
CARL
And where you were born. And where your Abuelito lives.
PERCY
Are you going to marry Molly.
CARL
(shocked)
What? What did she say to you?
PERCY
About what?
CARL
About getting married?
PERCY
Nothing.
CARL
Oh, God. Don’t scare me like that.
PERCY
Are you?
CARL
No. No I’m not. Not that she’s not a great person. I’m just not... The answer is I’m not getting married to anyone. Not for a long time.
PERCY
Oh.
CARL
Why? Don’t you like her?
PERCY
She’s cool.
CARL
You just don’t want me getting married.
PERCY
Right.
CARL
Because she’s not mom.
PERCY
Right.
CARL
I totally get it. I do. But one of these days I might get into a relationship and as much as I love mom and as good of friends as we are, you may have to open yourself up to the idea of me with someone other than mom.
PERCY
It’s hard.
CARL
I know. I know it is. That’s why I’m bringing it up now.
PERCY
I can only picture you with mom.
CARL
That’s totally understandable. And, to be clear, I don’t foresee any of this happening soon.
PERCY
Good.
CARL
But I’m asking you to keep an open mind.
PERCY
I’ll try.
31

EXT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl pulls up and Inez is waiting by the curb.

INEZ
Papi, are you okay?
CARL
Yeah. I’m fine.
INEZ
You want to talk. My publicist says she would talk to you if you want.
CARL
About what? I twittered one thing.
INEZ
Papi, it’s going viral. He’s been blogging all day about you challenging him.
CARL
What?
INEZ
Just talk to Jen. Come inside. We could call her.
CARL
I really have to go. I have to go to the market and prep an entire new menu for tonight.
INEZ
Please.
32

INT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl and Inez sit in her home office as she leaves a message.

INEZ
(leaves voicemail)
Hi Jen. Give me a call at home. I got Carl here. He needs to hear what you were telling me about digital publicity. Ciao.
CARL
I’m going to go.
INEZ
(pointing to text)
She’ll call right back she’s on the other line.
CARL
I think you’re making more of this than it is.
INEZ
I know why you’re upset. You should be. I think the problem is not the twitter. It’s where you are working.
CARL
I don’t want to hear about the food truck idea again.
INEZ
Why? I can get you one for nothing. You can be your own boss. Cook your food.
CARL
I’m not becoming a hot dog vendor.
INEZ
That’s your ego talking. Getting written up was the worst thing that happened to you.
CARL
It’s one bad review.
INEZ
No. I mean the good reviews. Eight years ago.
CARL
What?
INEZ
You used to take chances. You were happy. Now you play it safe. You’re miserable.
CARL
I gotta go.
INEZ
You know the food truck is a good idea. I could book you for all the parties I’m doing.
CARL
I’m not a caterer, okay? And I don’t need any charity from you or your ex-husband.
INEZ
He offered. And he was your friend too.
CARL
I don’t want any kind of trendy bullshit food truck. Especially from him. I have a job in one of the top restaurants on the West Side. We do consistent business and people like the food.
INEZ
I know you. And I know you’re not happy.
CARL
I’m starting to remember why things didn’t work out with us.

That biting comment ends the conversation.

We reveal that Percy was listening from outside the room unbeknownst to his parents. This is the last thing he wanted to hear.

CARL (CONT’D)
Now I’ve got to go and cook my food at my restaurant, despite what you might think. I have complete freedom and I like my life. As far as your publicist goes, if she calls back, tell her I had to go but she can call me on my cell, but I already understand that shit on the internet never goes away and I won’t tweet any pictures of my dick. Beyond that, I would appreciate being left alone and any career advice for me should be kept to oneself.
(exit)
33

INT. GAULOISE - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl bursts in with arms full of groceries. There is a buzz in the kitchen.

CARL
Chingale. Gather the whole kitchen staff. I got the whole menu. All local. Farm to table. All simple to prepare.
(pulls a scribbled page)
How much beef stock is left?
TONY
Enough.
CARL
Demi glace?

Molly heads in as Carl lays out ingredients.

MOLLY
Carl. We need to talk about tonight.
CARL
How many covers are we expecting?
MOLLY
We’re overbooked. But--
CARL
I can get used to this twitter thing. I want a table for one with a “reserved” sign sitting on it. In script. Like in a fucking movie, waiting for that prick Ramsey Michel so everyone can see if he never shows up.
MOLLY
I think you should go out front--
CARL
I got a whole new menu. Tell the front of the house I want them to sample every dish. I want them to really understand what’s going on with the new menu, not just push out the specials. The whole menu’s special. And there’s no paper menu tonight. I’ll write it out on a fucking board like a bistro...

Riva walks in. The Grim Reaper.

RIVA
The menu is staying the same. You may slot in one special that I have the right to approve.
CARL
Riva. I’ve got a whole new thing for tonight.
RIVA
That may be true, but this is the most reservations we’ve had for a weeknight since we opened.
CARL
That’s because I got on twitter.
RIVA
That’s another thing. From now on I will approve anything you post online.
CARL
That’s the whole reason people are coming. I called out Ramsey Michel and they want to see me stick it up his ass.
RIVA
You attacked one of the most influential critics in the city and you will tweet an apology.
CARL
You’re fucking crazy--
RIVA
I am fucking crazy. That’s why either you keep the same menu our customers have come to expect--
CARL
The same food?
RIVA
The same exact menu with one daily special that I have approval over--
CARL
Our deal is the kitchen is my domain--
RIVA
The deal changed.

Fuck. Everyone is uncomfortable.

RIVA (CONT’D)
Now you can stay or you can go. It’s up to you.
CARL
These people are here for my food.
RIVA
No they’re here for my food.
CARL
I created these dishes.
RIVA
For my restaurant. Either you can cook them or Tony can. He does half the time anyway.
CARL
So your firing me and promoting my Sous Chef.
RIVA
I’m not firing anyone. I’m telling you what I’m prepared to do if you get all artsy on me.
CARL
(to Tony)
And this is okay with you?
RIVA
We already discussed it. He’s ready to run a kitchen.

Wow. This hurts.

CARL
I see. I see.

No outburst. He removes his apron and grabs his knife bag.

CARL (CONT’D)
Good luck.

He leaves. No one takes this lightly. The air is heavy.

34

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - DAY/NIGHT

Carl unpacks the mountain of groceries and, through a tapestry of images set to Cuban acoustic folk guitar and vocals, we see him assemble the menu he had planned for that night at Gauloises restaurant.

CROSS CUT WITH:

35

INT. GAULOISE - BRENTWOOD - NIGHT

We follow Molly, dressed to the nines, as she seats guests. The bar is full. Diners are cued at the hostess stand. Tables are full. Molly looks up as the camera evolves into an OVER of a GUEST who has entered. Molly looks up and visibly tenses as she recognizes the DINER. She leads him to a two top that is set and waiting with a “reserved” sign on it.

He sits and we dramatically reveal it to be RAMSEY MICHEL from the blog photo. He politely accepts a menu.

His confusion reading the selections available is INTERCUT with Carl’s solitary preparations in his home kitchen.

Ramsey Michel waves over Molly.

MOLLY
How can I help you?
RAMSEY MICHEL
Is this is the same menu as last time I was here?
MOLLY
I believe it is, yes.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I was under the impression that tonight was to be more of an “event.”
MOLLY
I understand.
RAMSEY MICHEL
Is there any way that I may have a word with Chef Casper?
MOLLY
I’m afraid--

Riva interrupts, gladhanding the VIP.

RIVA
Unfortunately Chef was called away.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I see. Has he left word as to when he plans to return?
RIVA
I’m afraid that was left ambiguous. Why don’t I bring you a drink and an order of the caviar egg while you wait. Have you ever tried the caviar egg? It’s one of our signature dishes.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I have.
RIVA
Molly, I’d like you to see to it that Monsieur Michel is served a caviar egg without delay.

Molly seems queasy and conflicted as she attends to the request.

36

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - NIGHT

He meticulously plates each dish. He sits surrounded by the feast. A lonely party with no guests. Night has fallen.

Then the eating begins. A taste from each plate. He logs on to twitter and sees there are a staggering amount of mentions. He attempts to compose a tweet. It appears on screen as a Chyron as he types:

TWITTER
It is with great sadness that I announce that I have left...

He then DELETES the post before ever hitting send.

He surfs. GOOGLES himself. Never a good idea. A page of search results come up. Snippets of his history.

Pics of him posing outside a MIAMI FRENCH RESTAURANT.

Features of him as a promising new chef from the Miami Herald. Time Out. New York Times. LA Times.

New head chef of Gauloises. Lots of hype. Good reviews from years ago celebrating the fresh new menu at Gauloises. A promise of great things to come.

Then he checks the twitter feed. There is a fresh post by @RamseyMichel:

TWITTER (CONT’D)
It’s official. Stillborn Chef @KarlKasper was a no show. Perhaps the lack of heart is what I tasted in his food.

Carl is afraid, shocked, disgusted and infuriated.

At his table in Gauloises, Ramsey Michel puts away his cell phone as he ambiguously pecks at a caviar egg.

37

INT. KITCHEN - GAULOISES - NIGHT - LATER

Molly is on the house phone. The kitchen is slammed. Martin sweats at the grill. Dishes stack at the washing station. Tony struggles in his new role as Chef de Cuisine. Riva storms in, totally flustered...

RIVA
Table eleven is still waiting for apps! Molly, I need you to help expedite!
MOLLY
I’ll be right there. I got a res cancelling.
(into phone)
We’re in deep weeds, Carl, I can’t talk.
CARL
(o.c.)
What did we serve?
MOLLY
The same shit. He refused dessert.
CARL
(o.c.)
Keep him there.
MOLLY
What!?!
CARL
I said keep him there!

CAMERA SLAMS into Molly’s face as she realizes...

She looks through the porthole to the front of house.

The front door flies open. Carl charges in like a Brahma bull. SLAM into Carl as he looks around. Then he sees Ramsey Michel preoccupied with postprandular texting. Riva sees and gets in Carl’s face to intercept the confrontation. Afro- Cuban percussion swells the SCORE as blood rises.

RIVA
(hushed intimidation)
Back of the house! Work your way through the stacked tickets and we’ll talk reinstatement. On my terms.
CARL
Fuck you.

Carl pushes past him and calls to Ramsey Michel’s table. The restaurant falls silent. Ramsey looks up as we PUSH IN to his bemused expression.

CARL (CONT’D)
(holds up phone)
No heart!?! Is that what you tasted?
RAMSEY MICHEL
I wrote the truth.
CARL
You wouldn’t know good food if your face was smashed into it!

Cell phone cameras start popping up like prairie dogs.

RAMSEY MICHEL
At first I was surprised that you didn’t show. Then it made sense. You’ve got nothing left to say.
CARL
Nothing to say? How’s this, asshole? You’re a self-satisfied judgemental--- HATER! You make nothing. You live to tear others down who are trying.

Ramsey calmly rises, leaves a generous tip and evenly and quietly offers to Carl...

RAMSEY MICHEL
(measured)
I was talking about your cooking. You have nothing left to say with your cooking.
(then quietly)
And if you were “trying” we wouldn’t even be having this conversation.
CARL
You’re a fucking asshole! You know that? Go ahead! Walk out! You pompous fuck! Go!

Ramsey walks out, unfazed. Carl is left alone in a forest of staring video phones and flashing cameras. Martin, Molly, Tony, and Riva all watch as Carl is frozen with numb fog.

CUT TO:

Tight on a laptop screen featuring a TMZ.com article. It is a video clip of Carl’s outburst in Gauloises the night before with the headline “HOLLYWOOD CHEF GOES POSTAL ON FOOD CRITIC.” Reveal we are in...

38

INT. CARL’S APARTMENT - VENICE - DAY

Carl is on the phone with Inez’s publicist JEN, who we CROSS CUT with in her...

39

INT. PUBLICISTS OFFICE - LOS ANGELES - DAY - CONTINUOUS

Jen is dressed very smart behind her desk in a sandblasted brick loft space.

JEN
I don’t think you understand how this works. This is exactly the type of thing that website lives for.
CARL
But you’re a publicist. Don’t you have relationships with these people. I mean, isn’t that what you are hired to do?
JEN
I do have relationships, but it’s out there. Even if I could persuade one site to pull down one clip there are a dozen others from other cell phones.
CARL
Can we at least lawyer up and threaten them with legal action?
JEN
Then that becomes another story. That you’re threatening them. Do you get what I’m saying?
CARL
No.
JEN
Because there’s so much footage it’s become a hot story. And it’s of you threatening someone.
CARL
I didn’t threaten him--
JEN
You said you would smash his face in the food--
CARL
I said he wouldn’t know good food if I smashed his face in it. That’s different--
JEN
So then you threatening them with lawyers builds on the story that’s already getting a lot of play. And then you get another week of headlines. And this critic has been posting fresh blogs about you nonstop and they’re all getting picked up. And the picked up headlines are getting picked up by each other. I’ve never seen anything like it.
CARL
So you’re telling me there’s nothing I can do.
JEN
To get the footage down, no. That lives forever.
CARL
Great. Awesome.
JEN
But there might be an opportunity here.
CARL
How can this possibly be an opportunity?
JEN
I was holding off until we spoke, but I’m fairly certain we have a good shot at Hell’s Kitchen.
CARL
Wait, what?
JEN
The reality show.
CARL
I don’t think you understand what the fuck is going on right here. I am a real chef and I need a real job. I am not a clown or a circus performer. I need to find a job and none of this is helping. I was featured as Most Promising Chef in--
JEN
Yes. Inez sent the press packet. It’s very impressive. But that was then and this is now.
CARL
I need a job.
JEN
You’re profile says you’re up to two hundred thousand followers on Twitter.
CARL
I’m about to cancel the account.
JEN
Don’t! I can get you money to mention products.
CARL
What the fuck do you think I’m about? Aren’t you listening to me?
JEN
You said you needed money.
CARL
A job. I need a job. Like I had.
JEN
Look. I don’t know how the whole culinary thing works, but in Hollywood when you get caught up on the wrong side of the publicity machine you got two choices: You either lean into it and work it for all it’s worth...
CARL
The Honey Boo Boo approach.
JEN
For lack of a better example. By the way, do you have any idea how much money she pulls down--
CARL
Let’s move on.
JEN
Or you go underground until the storm passes.
CARL
I thought this shit lives forever online.
JEN
It does. But the news cycle is fast and there’s so much white noise nobody remembers anything. At least not the specifics. Just a faint glimmer of familiarity. Example: Nobody remembers exactly what OJ was in trouble for.
CARL
Yes they do.
JEN
Okay. That’s not the best example. It’s the exception that proves the rule.
CARL
(gives up)
Okay. Thanks for your time.
JEN
Call anytime.
CARL
Thank you. And thank Inez for me.
JEN
And as far as Hell’s Kitchen?
CARL
What about it?
JEN
Do you want me to pursue it?
CARL
No I don’t want you to pursue it.
JEN
Good. Fine. I was just checking.
CARL
Goodbye. My other line’s ringing.
JEN
Bye.

He switches over and it’s Inez. We CROSS CUT the call with her...

40

INT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY - CONTINUOUS

Inez sits in her home office on the phone with Carl.

CARL
Hi.
INEZ
Hi, Papi. Did Jen call you?
CARL
Just got off with her.
INEZ
And?
CARL
It’s a mess. I just want to cook.
INEZ
It will all work out.
CARL
I have a couple leads on head chef positions.
INEZ
Good.
CARL
A half dozen places tried to poach me when I was working at Gauloises. I have some appointments lined up this week.
INEZ
They would be lucky to have you.
CARL
Listen. Until this job situation is sorted out, I need you to keep Percy.
INEZ
(concerned)
You’re still taking him to New Orleans, right?
CARL
Is he there?

She looks over to Percy who sits on the couch playing on an iPad. He is half listening and knows it’s not good from the half of the call he can hear.

INEZ
I’ll tell him.
CARL
Put him on.

She does.

PERCY
Hi dad. I understand if we can’t go to New Orleans.
CARL
Really? You’re the best. I’m just really busy right now.

No one can see, but Inez is holding back tears.

PERCY
Some other time.
CARL
Definitely. Some other time.

Inez looks down to Percy’s iPad. He was watching father’s outburst on TMZ. He knows what’s happening.

41

INT. THE OTHER ROOM - ABBOT KINNEY - VENICE - LATE NIGHT

Camera pushes into the bar revealing Martin, Tony, Molly and other Gauloises staff drinking after closing. The drinkers each stop talking and look towards camera. Carl steps in to what we realize is a moving OVER. They all seem both embarrassed and happy to see him. Silence is broken by...

MARTIN
Jefe needs a drink!

They all gather in around him, clapping him on the shoulder.

JUMP CUTS of interactions lubricated by shots of aged RUM:

Martin and Carl are pressed into the rail

MARTIN (CONT’D)
I don’t like it. It’s fucked up. The energy is fucked up.
CARL
Do the diners care?
MARTIN
To be honest, most people don’t notice. Or they think you’re still back there cooking. I can tell the food’s different. And the regulars know.
CARL
But they still come.
MARTIN
Sure. It’s still your food. You set the menu. The whole thing stinks.
CARL
That’s the game, though. I knew when I signed up. I’ll be good once I get my next gig.
MARTIN
I mean, in the beginning, we were breaking new ground. Trying new ideas. Now it’s all safe. Repeating everything we came up with when we started.
CARL
Of course they play it safe. They’re making money.
MARTIN
One of these places you’re talking to will hire you and when they do, I will leave Gauloises in a heartbeat.
CARL
Thanks man.

Tony joins them at the bar.

TONY
(to bartender)
Set us up. Three more.
(to Carl)
I’m in too.
CARL
Seriously?
TONY
I’m still your Sous Chef. I wouldn’t have ever been hired there if you didn’t bring us from Miami.
CARL
They promoted you. You’re a Chef de Cuisine now.
TONY
You really think they wanted me as their head chef? It was the only thing they could do to cut your throat and make the transition seamless. I mean, I feel bad.
CARL
You shouldn’t.
TONY
No. It’s weird without you. It’s like, We’re cooking your food. And Riva’s acting like it’s his menu--
MARTIN
And he fought you on every single idea back when you came up with them.
TONY
That’s what I’m saying--
MARTIN
They fought you on hiring us, for Christ’s sake!
CARL
Enough. That’s not why I’m here. I just missed you guys and wanted to make sure everyone was okay.

Carl waves for another round and his smile fades and SOUND drops out as he locks eyes with the sad smiling face of Molly.

CUT TO:
42

EXT. ELECTRIC AVENUE - VENICE - NIGHT - LATER

Carl and Molly smoke a joint. The mood is much different from last time they did this. Molly is a bit gloomy and Carl is out of fight.

MOLLY
I guess I didn’t realize I would miss you so much. I mean, as a friend. Just seeing you every day. Everyone feels your energy is missing.
CARL
They all cancelled.
MOLLY
What?
CARL
The job interviews for executive chef. All of them cancelled.
MOLLY
Shit. Because of all the online nonsense?
CARL
They don’t say it, but it’s gotta be.
MOLLY
Wow.
CARL
Inez’s publicist says I just gotta wait it out. That people will forget.
MOLLY
Well. She’s the expert.
CARL
You don’t sound convinced.
MOLLY
I see it different.
CARL
How?
MOLLY
I don’t think anyone forgets anything. I think people take cues from how the individual reacts. How much shame you decide to carry. Like Obama with the weed. He doesn’t care so nobody else does.
CARL
That’s all well and good, but the public doesn’t vote for who gets to be a chef. The suits have to hire me or I can’t cook.
MOLLY
Nobody can stop you from cooking.

Carl takes a last hit.

CARL
It’s late. I think we should probably go our separate ways tonight.
MOLLY
That’s presumptuous of you.
CARL
What?
MOLLY
You assume I want to sleep with you.
CARL
I assume you won’t sleep with me. You only sleep with chefs.
MOLLY
Wow, you managed to insult both of us with one unfunny biting comment.
CARL
I’m sorry. You’re right.
(kisses goodbye)
Say goodnight to everyone for me. Tell them I had an early interview tomorrow.
MOLLY
You don’t have to lie to them. They all look up to you.
CARL
Say whatever you want.

Before he leaves...

MOLLY
How’s Percy?
CARL
Fine. Busy with school.
MOLLY
Have you seen him?
CARL
Inez has taken him lately. Until I figure things out.
MOLLY
Listen to me.
(lock eyes)
I don’t think you’re going to figure anything out any time soon. Give yourself some room.
CARL
Yeah.
MOLLY
But that boy of yours. The last thing he needs is room. He needs his dad back.
43

I/E. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Carl knocks on the door. A cleaning lady answers.

CARL
Hi Flora. Is Percy here? Es Percy Aqui?
FLORA
He’s upstairs.
CARL
Can you tell him I’m here?

Flora goes to get him. Inez has spotted Carl at the door and approaches.

INEZ
Is everything okay?
CARL
Yeah.
INEZ
Why are you here?
CARL
To see Percy.
INEZ
I’m glad you’re here, but why didn’t you tell us you were coming?
FLORA
(appears)
He says he’s sleeping.
CARL
I’ll go up there.
INEZ
Wait.
CARL
He’s clearly not sleeping. You don’t tell someone you’re sleeping. She would’ve just said he’s sleeping, not “He says he’s sleeping.”
INEZ
Please. Come sit for one second.
CARL
I don’t understand why--
INEZ
One second. Please, Papi.
44

EXT. BACKYARD GARDEN - INEZ’S HOUSE - BRENTWOOD - DAY -

MOMENTS LATER

Carl and Inez sit in her meticulously groomed backyard garden. Two gardeners primp at the foliage.

CARL
How do you not lose your mind with all of these people around constantly?

She politely waves them off for privacy.

CARL (CONT’D)
It’s the one thing I don’t miss about living here.
INEZ
He was really upset about not going to New Orleans with you.
CARL
He said he understood.
INEZ
He did understand. It still hurt him. He misses you even when things are normal. He wants you around more. His grades are dropping in school.
CARL
I’ll talk to him.
INEZ
Wait.
CARL
What?
INEZ
Look at me.
CARL
(stops shifting)
What?
INEZ
I’m worried about you.
CARL
Don’t be. I’m fine. I just have to wait.
INEZ
Why wait?
CARL
I can’t get a job until all this blows over.
INEZ
Why do you still think that someone needs to give you a job?
CARL
Because I don’t have a restaurant.
INEZ
Please listen to me. I know you don’t like when I--
CARL
Is this about the food truck again?
INEZ
Just listen.
CARL
You don’t plan enough parties to keep me in business. I don’t have any money saved.
INEZ
I can--
CARL
And I can’t take any money from you. I can’t. I just can’t.
INEZ
I know. Listen to me. Percy and I are going to Miami to visit my father. Marvin has a whole--
CARL
I’m not taking charity from your ex- husband.
INEZ
It’s not charity. Will you shut up? You’re falling apart and it’s destroying the whole family.
CARL
We’re not a family anymore. Remember.
INEZ
(calm and strong)
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you that self centered? We may not live together and we may not be married anymore, but we are parents and we will always be a family.
CARL
(hits him)
I’m sorry.
INEZ
Marvin has a whole fleet of catering trucks. He leases them out to caterers for construction sites.
CARL
I thought he was a developer.
INEZ
He is. He saw all the business they were doing on his sites and saw an opportunity.
CARL
I can’t. I was one of the top new chefs in the country. I can’t drive a roach coach for construction sites. For your ex-husband.
INEZ
You can sell the food wherever you want. How about this. Come with us to Miami.
CARL
I don’t know. I don’t have the money...
INEZ
None of the nannies want to travel. Come and watch Percy. It would be a favor for me.
CARL
Okay.
INEZ
Plus it’s where it all started for you. Your first job as a chef. Where we met. Where Percy was born. It might clear your mind.
CARL
And things might blow over here.
INEZ
Thank you. I think it will be good.

They sit quietly in the idyllic garden. We see that Percy was watching the whole thing from his second story window.

He seems pleased. SCORE BUILDS with PIANO, CLAPPING and CONGAS into BANG BANG by Joe Cuba and prelaps us into the jet- wash of...

45

EXT. MIAMI AIRPORT - DAY

A beautifully golden backlit shot of a 777 landing with a swirl of exhaust.

46

EXT. MIAMI - DAY

A limo weaves its way toward SOUTH BEACH. Pastel architectural icons pass set against the azure waves. The limo eventually arrives at the..

47

EXT. FONTAINBLEU HOTEL - SOUTH BEACH - DAY

Inez, Percy and Carl all enter the hotel dressed for Miami.

48

INT. FONTAINBLEU HOTEL - LOBBY - DAY

They walk through the retro lobby.

49

INT. FONTAINBLEU HOTEL - SUITE - DAY

They arrive in the opulent suite with soaring views of South Beach.

CARL
Nice. If you guys are set, I’ll go check into my room.
INEZ
Stay here.
CARL
I need a minute to myself.
INEZ
I thought the deal was you were my nanny.
CARL
Yes.
INEZ
I have to run out for a quick meeting. Call downstairs and have them press the clothes for tonight.
(MORE)
INEZ (CONT'D)
I want you to order food for Percy and get him a nap and a bath and ready to go out and visit his Abuelito when I get back.
PERCY
A nap!?! I’m nine.
INEZ
It’s going to be a late night. We’re seeing Abuelito at the club.
CARL
(surprised)
Hoy Como Ayer?
INEZ
Si.
CARL
He’s too young.
PERCY
Too young for what?
INEZ
He’s not going to perform forever. He wants his grandson to see him play.
CARL
Just keep an eye on him. That place can get pretty crazy.
INEZ
Me keep an eye? That’s why you’re coming.

OFF LOOK:

50

EXT. LITTLE HAVANA - NIGHT

A MERCEDES drives through the streets of Little Havana. Carl, Inez, and Percy sit in the back. They are all dressed up Miami style. Percy looks out the window.

PERCY
Where are we going?
INEZ
This is Little Havana.
PERCY
(concerned)
Like in Grand Theft Auto?
INEZ
This where I grew up.
PERCY
You?
INEZ
Yes. And where Abuelito lives and works.
PERCY
Grandpa still works? What does he do?
CUT TO:
51

INT. HOY COMO AYER NIGHTCLUB - LITTLE HAVANA - NIGHT

The three of them sit in a packed black box nightclub no larger than a storefront restaurant. The walls are lined with black and white photos of Cuban entertainers from the past. The decor is pre-Castro Cuba.

The family sits at a tiny cocktail table on a riser and there is not one square inch free in the entire club. The tiny stage is packed with MUSICIANS, but none play. An old Cuban man in a white hat and guayabera sits at the piano. This is Percy’s ABUELITO(grandfather). He breaks the silence by playing the simple line of a salsa melody. A huge cheer rises from the crowd. Percy is confused. His mom cheers and yells.

PERCY
Grandpa plays piano?
CARL
(excited)
Wait. Watch.

The other band members begin to join in along with three drummers. The place erupts into a huge dance floor as everyone dances at their tables including Inez.

PERCY
I can’t see.

Carl stands him up on the chair and Carl starts to dance too. He shows Percy how to salsa.

CARL
Like this. Look.
PERCY
I’ll just watch.

Then Abuelito starts to sing. His deep woody voice is still powerful and full of soul. The backup singers dance and sing in call and response. It is a carnival.

Inez and Carl are now dancing together, as a couple, and Percy seems very happy to watch them. He begins to dance how his father showed him.

52

EXT. CUBA OCHO RESTAURANT - LITTLE HAVANA - LATE NIGHT -

LATER

Establishing shot of a colorful restaurant in Little Havana.

53

INT. CUBA OCHO RESTAURANT - LITTLE HAVANA - NIGHT

Abuelito holds court as Percy sleeps with his head in his grandfather’s lap. The bar is closed and the guests smoke Cuban cigars and sip aged Bacardi. The decor is a colorful melange of paintings, folk art and a repurposed bar salvaged from Sinatra’s South Beach nightclub from the sixties.

A few of the musicians sit informally at tables and play an acoustic guitar and drums.

Abuelo sits, speaking in Spanish to Inez and Carl. She translates for Carl. He calls out to the HOST.

ABUELO
(Spanish)
Where’s the food?
HOST
Kitchen’s closed. Food is coming.
INEZ
(Spanish)
What did the tests say?
ABUELO
(Spanish)
I don’t want to talk about the tests. My music will keep me alive. He got fat.
CARL
What’s he saying?
INEZ
He said you might’ve put on a little weight since the last time he saw you.
CARL
Tell him I’ve been busy.
ABUELO
(in English)
Too busy to not eat?
(Spanish)
He’s making the baby fat too.
INEZ
(Spanish)
Percy’s fine. He’s healthy.
ABUELO
(Spanish)
Are you two back together?
INEZ
No.
CARL
What’s he saying?
INEZ
He wanted to know if we were back together.
CARL
Tell him watching him play brought back memories of when we first met.

As she translates, a sack of wrapped CUBAN SANDWICHES arrives. Carl’s eyes light up as he unwraps one.

CARL (CONT’D)
Oh my God. I haven’t had one of these since we moved. Nez, wake up Percy.
ABUELO
(Spanish)
Let the baby sleep.
INEZ
He says he should sleep. It’s late.
CARL
But he never tasted a Cuban sandwich. He should try a real one.
ABUELO
(English)
You cook him one.
CARL
I want him to have a real one. From here.
ABUELO
(Spanish)
His are better than these. He cooks pretty good Cuban food for a gringo.
INEZ
He says you cook the best Cuban food he’s ever tasted.
CARL
(touched)
Really?
ABUELO
Sure.

Abuelo starts to sing, joining the musicians at the other table. He crosses to the jam session. Carl and Inez help hold the sleeping boy as Abuelo gets up. They are now sitting together, their son sharing their laps. Carl offers her a bite. Her hands are full.

CARL
Delicious, right?
INEZ
These are okay.

Carl thinks. She knows what he’s thinking.

CARL
It’s worth at least hearing Marvin out. About the trucks. Is he in town?
54

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - DAY

A cab drops Carl off at a construction yard outside of Miami. Rows of construction vehicles and cranes are lined up poised to build things.

55

INT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - DAY

Carl enters and speaks to a RECEPTIONIST who sits before a bustling bullpen of cubicles.

CARL
I’m here to see Marvin. My name is Carl Casper.
RECEPTIONIST
The chef? He’s expecting you.
56

INT. MARVIN’S OFFICE - MIAMI - DAY

MARVIN sits in a large office adorned with photos of construction and development projects and sports memorabilia. A golden shovel hangs on the wall. Carl walks in with reticence. Marvin bear hugs him.

MARVIN
Chef Casper!
CARL
Marv. How are you?
MARVIN
Better than you. You’re a big hit on YouTube.
CARL
They say it’s blowing over.
MARVIN
Really? I thought that shit lived forever online. Remember Star Wars kid? He had to leave his school.
CARL
That’s what they’re telling me.
MARVIN
Inez says you want to lease a lunch truck, sell food at my construction sites.
CARL
That’s what she said?
MARVIN
No?
CARL
Not that I don’t appreciate the offer...
MARVIN
I get it. It’s beneath you.
CARL
It’s not that.
MARVIN
What is it then? You know what one of my trucks pulls down?
CARL
I got no idea.
MARVIN
Take a guess... Three large. A week.
CARL
That’s great.
MARVIN
And most of that goes to the operator.
CARL
No. I think that’s great. It’s just... Maybe this wasn’t a good idea.

He starts to leave.

MARVIN
Hang on, Carl. Stop. Inez said you hit rock bottom.
CARL
She said that?
MARVIN
It takes a man to admit it. I mean, I was never there myself, but I can see how it could happen.
CARL
Look. I fucked up. Okay. I’m all over the internet. I’m out of money. I got no job prospects. I’m old. But I’m not at rock bottom.
MARVIN
Aside from being strung out or in a fucking wheelchair, how many rungs do you think you have left.
CARL
And I’m divorced.
MARVIN
Which I still can’t wrap my head around for the life of me.
CARL
I mean, she’s the best.
MARVIN
The best...
CARL
But when something is over...
MARVIN
In my case, yes. Not with you two.
CARL
How’s that?
MARVIN
With us I thought it was love, but I think we were just really good together sexually.
CARL
Well...
MARVIN
It’s gotta be weird for you on some level to know that we both slept with the same woman.
CARL
I’m okay with it, actually. Maybe because I slept with her after you two were done.
MARVIN
MMmmmm. Not so much.
CARL
You slept with her when we were married?
MARVIN
No, no. God no.
CARL
You had me for a minute.
MARVIN
I slept with her after you two split.
CARL
What?
MARVIN
Once. I didn’t even finish. We stopped. It was a bad Idea. The point is you were the one for her. I can see it clear as day. If you two don’t, then whatever. And about the truck, you can have it.
CARL
I can?
MARVIN
I know you didn’t want to sell lunch to my guys. You want a shee shee gourmet thing. Fine. Lease to buy. I’ll give you a good deal and you don’t have to pay me until you’re in the black.
CARL
Thank you.
MARVIN
Don’t thank me yet. The only truck not spoken for needs some work.
57

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - DAY

A busted white roach coach chugs up to Carl, howling and whining.

58

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI

Carl is on the phone with Martin as he pulls apart the truck’s interior.

CARL
(phone)
No. No. None of the job prospects panned out... No pal, sorry. Guess you gotta stay there... Sous Chef? That’s great, Martin.
(MORE)
CARL (CONT'D)
Congratulations on the promotion... Me? I’m out of the game... I don’t know, a while? The foreseeable future... You’re gonna laugh. I got a food truck... I don’t know, Cuban sandwiches, arroz con pollo, platanos. Simple shit like we used to cook when the restaurant was closed... Yeah, it’s great being back here.., Anyway, congrats on the promotion and I’ll see you when I head back that way.

Inez pulls up in an SUV with Percy.

INEZ
It’s beautiful.
CARL
It needs a lot of work.
INEZ
What doesn’t?
CARL
Percy, you want to check out the inside? I’m redoing the interior.
PERCY
Hell yeah!
INEZ
Language!

Percy jumps into the truck like a play structure. Carl pulls her aside.

INEZ (CONT’D)
What’s wrong?
CARL
Did you sleep with him?
INEZ
Who?
CARL
Marvin.
INEZ
Of course I did. He was my husband.
CARL
After we were married.
INEZ
Oh, that?
CARL
Yes. “That.”
INEZ
First of all. It is none of your business what I do after we are divorced. I don’t ask you about your cute little hostess with the mostess.
CARL
Fair enough.
INEZ
Second, I was lonely and sad and we had a few drinks...
CARL
(cringes)
Okay. That’s enough.
INEZ
But we couldn’t go through with it. We both knew we were just friends and always would be.
CARL
Like us?

Pregnant pause is interrupted by Percy popping out the roof vent.

PERCY
Can I help?
INEZ
That is a great idea. Mommy has plans. You can stay and help daddy.

She gets into the SUV.

CARL
But it’s dangerous. There are tools..
INEZ
Don’t worry. He’s half Latin.

She pulls away. They look at each other.

CARL
What the hell. Let’s get to work.
59

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - DAY - LATER

Carl is under the hood, changing belts.

Percy flushes out the interior with a hose.

Father and son remove the burners.

CARL
See, now this isn’t even really a stove. It only puts out enough heat to keep soup warm. We need a proper griddle and burner set up.
60

INT. COMMERCIAL KITCHEN SUPPLY - MIAMI - DAY

Father and son walk down the aisles of majestic stainless steel.

CARL
Now this here is what I’m talking about. Six spider burners and a four burner griddle with a grease trap. Double convection ovens.
PERCY
Will it fit?
CARL
We’ll make it fit.

Carl holds up a Sawzall.

CUT TO another aisle.

CARL (CONT’D)
And this is the piece de resistance.
PERCY
A George Foreman grill?
CARL
Bite your tongue. This what you call a plancha. It is the key to my entire livelihood from this day forward.

CUT TO check out. Carl swipes his credit card.

CARL (CONT’D)
I just spent all your Quinceañera money.
PERCY
Girls have Quinceañeras, not boys.
CARL
Then we better sell a lot of sandwiches.
61

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - DAY

A pallet with the new stove sits on the tarmac next to the dilapidated food truck. It looks huge and heavy.

PERCY
How are we going to get it in?
CARL
Marvin said I could use some of his laborers if I needed them.

He calls out to some Latino LABORERS who are lounging around on some parked equipment.

CARL (CONT’D)
Hey guys. Can you give me a hand for a second.
(he’s ignored)
Marvin said you would help me?
(nothing)
I guess we’ll have to lift it ourselves somehow.

They push it. It’s huge. He goes over to a rolling jack.

CARL (CONT’D)
(to workers)
Mind if I use this?

They ignore him. He slides it under the palette, but it only goes up a few inches.

CARL (CONT’D)
Shit.

He is interrupted by a familiar voice off screen.

MARTIN
(o.c.)
Need some help, Jefe?
PERCY
(runs over)
Martin!
CARL
What the hell are you doing here?
MARTIN
I told you if you got another gig, I’d drop everything to work the line for you.
CARL
But it’s a food truck. And you’re a Sous Chef now.
MARTIN
So? Food trucks don’t need a Sous Chef.
CARL
Fine. You’re hired. It pays nothing.
MARTIN
I’ll take it.
CARL
And I can’t get the stove in the damn truck.

Martin whistles loudly and chirps some spirited pleasantries to the Latino workers who all hustle over to help.

TIME CUT as it is slid into place.

MARTIN
I’ll get the propane tanks filled. When you go to the market fetch us a case of cerveza.
CARL
Why am I going to the market?
MARTIN
Because by the time you get back, we’ll have the interior buttoned up and ready for you to get to work on the menu. I promised these guys the best meal of their life.
62

EXT. FOOD MARKET - LITTLE HAVANA - DAY

Carl and Percy select meats and produce.

CARL
See this? You know what this is?
PERCY
Bananas?
CARL
Platanos. Here, smell. Different, right? This one is a maduro. We don’t want that kind. We want green. Like this. All green. For frying...

Then the baked goods...

CARL (CONT’D)
I’m going to bake these myself when I have time. I need this bread for Cubanos and this bread for Medianoches.
63

INT. FOOD TRUCK - MARVIN’S YARD - DAY

Cuban music plays as Carl and Martin work side by side assembling the sandwiches. Martin pulls the roast pork out of the oven. Percy watches, perched on the counter.

PERCY
We could’ve just bought that at the store. They sold it there.
MARTIN
(what?)
Are you sure this is your kid, Jefe.
CARL
That’s slow roasted in Martin’s special mojo.
MARTIN
With casava. Here, smell.
CARL
He don’t want to learn about casava.
PERCY
I do!

CUTS OF them cooking like a four handed machine. Tight shots of the culinary ballet. The food comes alive to the music.

MARTIN
Is the placha hot?
PERCY
Me?
MARTIN
Yeah, you.
PERCY
Do I touch it?
MARTIN
What the hell do you think?
PERCY
No.
MARTIN
Right, no.
PERCY
Then..?
CARL
Flick water on it.

It sizzles.

CARL (CONT’D)
It’s ready. Watch. Brush the butter on like this. Press it down. See? When the cheese looks like that and the bread gets that gold edge it’s done. A line cook is like a robot. You gotta do it exactly like I show you. Every time.

He whacks it into three bites.

CARL (CONT’D)
Taste.

All three eat.

MARTIN
Woooo Hoooo! I am home!
CARL
Good?
PERCY
Delicious.
CARL
Okay. Then we’re open.
PERCY
Open?

They throw open the awning and call out to the workers sipping the beer they got for helping with the stove. It is now...

64

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - DUSK - CONTINUOUS

CARL
Cubanos are ready.

CUTS OF the assembly line chugging along. Percy sweats it out as he works the plancha. The workers call out in enthusiasm. They approve of the meal.

MARTIN
We need a better sound system. I know a guy out here.
CARL
My cards are maxed out and we aren’t charging for food yet.
MARTIN
But you look happy as hell.
CARL
So happy.

The sandwiches fly out the window and the line grows. Other workers gather. No one is turned away.

Carl rejects a sandwich. Into the bin.

CARL (CONT’D)
Bread’s overdone.
PERCY
So? It’s free.

Martin and Carl share a dour look. Carl beckons Percy to follow him out the back of the truck. A quiet moment.

CARL
Is this boring to you?
PERCY
No. I like it.
CARL
Well, I love it. Everything good that has come to me in my life came from this. Do you understand?
PERCY
Yes.
CARL
This is my livelihood. I met your mother because of this. You would never have been born. Do you understand?
PERCY
Yes.
CARL
God gives you many gifts. Passion. Beauty. Love. These are special things. Why not share these things with others? I mean when you can.
PERCY
Yes.
CARL
Now, should we have served that sandwich?
PERCY
No.

He gives his son a big kiss.

CARL
Now get back in there. These people are hungry.
65

EXT. MARVIN’S YARDS - MIAMI - NIGHT

Christmas lights hang from the awning. The three cooks sit in folding chairs basking in the afterglow of a good service. They sip beers. Martin smokes a cigar. He hands Percy a beer.

PERCY
Is that a beer.
MARTIN
No. It’s cerveza.
PERCY
I’m nine. I can’t drink beer.
MARTIN
You’re kitchen staff.
PERCY
Dad?
CARL
Just a sip. I figure we shake it out in South Beach a couple of days then head back to LA.
MARTIN
Hit a few cities on the way back?
CARL
May as well.
MARTIN
Will she make the trip.
CARL
She’s pretty clean under the hood. All I needed to do was change the belts, filters and fluids.
PERCY
Can I come?
CARL
Come where?
PERCY
On the trip.
CARL
We’re just driving home. You get to go home first class on a plane with mommy and all her divorce money.
PERCY
I want to go with you. You said you were stopping in cities.
CARL
You have school.
PERCY
I’m on break.
CARL
I don’t know...
PERCY
Martin?
MARTIN
I was nine when I started working a kitchen.
PERCY
Please.
CARL
I’ll ask your mom.
PERCY
I already did. She says yes.

He smiles and holds up a text.

MARTIN
I’ll drop you guys off at the hotel. You stock up on ingredients in the morning. I’ll get a fresh coat of paint on this thing.
CARL
We can paint it when we get back.
MARTIN
It’s on me. I know a guy.
66

EXT. FONTAINBLEU HOTEL - SOUTH BEACH - DAY

The valet stand is hopping with guests and cars. Hip lounge electronica bleeds out from the hip lobby. Carl is in his cooking whites. Percy is dressed like a miniature line cook. They have their bags piled up for the cross-country journey. Inez stands before them, admiring her two men.

INEZ
Now, you have all my numbers.
CARL
Yes.
INEZ
And this truck has seat belts.
CARL
It does.
INEZ
And you have your cell phone and your kidnapping tracker.
PERCY
Yes, mom.
INEZ
And if you change your mind you can always...

Their conversation is slowly drowned out by an annoyingly loud passing CAR STEREO. It gets louder and louder until everyone looks over from the valet area.

PERCY
Holy shit...

CLOSE CUTS over details of the customized FOOD TRUCK:

Throbbing exterior SPEAKERS,

CHROMED RIMS and CURB FEELERS,

A Cuban/graffiti/tattoo inspired paint job that occupies every square inch of the vehicle’s exterior.

Above the windscreen, engraved in Olde English tattoo lettering “EL JEFE” with two crossed pirate blades, except one is a chef’s knife and ones a two-tonged meat fork.

Martin pulls up to the curb. Percy lights up.

MARTIN
Get in. The Beach is packed.
CUT TO:
67

EXT. SOUTH BEACH - OCEAN DRIVE - DAY

The truck cruises past the Scarface “Chainsaw Hotel” (728 Ocean) as everyone watches them pass and hears the Cuban rhythms ringing out from the PA.

They land at a open stretch of the crowded strip. They pop open and Carl scratches out a short and simple menu on a chalkboard:

CUBANOS, MIDNIGHT SANDWICHES, MENUDO, ARROZ CON POLLO, FRIED PLANTAINS.

Boom. That’s it. Simple. He hangs the sign. A crowd forms immediately. The music blasts and the three guys dance as they work. Martin jumps on the PA mic.

MARTIN
(PA)
Mira mira mira. The best Cuban food on South Beach. Cubanos, Medianoches, platanos, arroz con pollo, menudo!

Some are there to try the food, some to video the tourist spectacle of this painted monstrosity.

People like the food. Everyone is at least curious. Of course, the COPS come.

COP
You can’t park here. You got a license?
CARL
(shows permit)
Try one.
COP
What?
CARL
Try a sandwich.
COP
You’re going to have to move on. This street isn’t zoned for vendors.

People start booing the cops. Percy jumps out and videos with his phone. Martin gets on the PA.

MARTIN
Take it easy. He’s just doing his job, people. El Jefe has to move on down the road...
COP
Hey, you’re the chef from the video.
CARL
Yes.
COP
You were on Tosh.0.
CARL
Great.
COP
Can you take a picture with me for my kid?
CARL
If you stand up here next to me.

The cop climbs into the truck and stands in the window with him. The crowd cheers as they pose together. Everyone is dancing to the music. Percy videos and takes pictures, as does the entire crowd.

JUMP TO them pulling away with people following and waving like kids behind an ice cream truck.

PERCY
That was amazing.
CARL
I think they like the food.
68

EXT. I95 NORTH - ORLANDO - DAY

Carl drives. Percy pecks away at his cell phone. Posting Instagram pix and videos.

CARL
You sending pics to mom?
PERCY
Among other things. You mind if I create an Instagram account for you?
CARL
What is it?
PERCY
A place to share pictures online.
CARL
“Share” sounds like such a nice word. I remember when everyone was “sharing” my video.
PERCY
The internet’s not bad, dad. It just makes good things better and bad things worse.
CARL
Enough with the virtual world let’s do something real. Want to stop at Disneyworld?
PERCY
Disneyworld? That’s real? We shouldn’t stop til we hit New Orleans. I can’t wait to try a Beignet.
MARTIN
(stirring from nap)
Now that’s your son, Jefe.

They proudly drive past the Disneyworld exit.

69

EXT. 10 WEST - NIGHT

Martin drives as the other two sleep.

70

EXT. NEW ORLEANS - FRENCHMAN STREET - FRENCH QUARTER - DAY

The food truck pulls into the French Quarter and park. Music bleeds out from the bars. The music shares a common lineage with the Afro-Cuban sound of Little Havana.

Martin starts the burners. Carl and Percy hop out the back.

PERCY
Where are we?
CARL
The French Quarter.
PERCY
Bourbon Street?
CARL
Frenchman. Bourbon’s for tourists.

Percy takes a digital picture. He types on his phone.

They walk into a bakery and eat Beignets.

CARL (CONT’D)
Eat it slow. You’ll never have your first beignet ever again.
PERCY
(eats)
Pretty cool.
CARL
Not bad, right? It doesn’t taste like that anywhere else.
PERCY
I thought the whole city was under water.
CARL
It was. But now it’s back. Pretty cool, huh?
PERCY
Pretty cool.

They walk back and there’s a huge crowd gathered around, waiting for the truck to open.

CARL
What the hell?

He loads up in the back and the crowd CHEERS for him. Carl waves. People take pictures. They duck inside.

MARTIN
What the hell’s going on out there? They ain’t never seen a food truck?
PERCY
I tweeted it.
CARL
What?
PERCY
I tweeted a picture on your account and geotagged it.
CARL
What the hell are you talking about.
PERCY
Look...

He holds up his phone. An Instagram pic of the truck in the French Quarter. “Now you see us now you don’t. El Jefe cruising Frenchman Street #NOLA #ElJefe”

PERCY (CONT’D)
I tagged it so they could mark us on their maps.
MARTIN
Smart kid.

Carl writes the menu on the chalkboard. Martin throws open the window. The crowd clamors for sandwiches, Fists full of cash.

MONTAGE of the three men cooking in tandem. The crowd is slamming them. Percy is having problems keeping up.

PERCY
I can’t keep up.
CARL
It’s called being in the weeds.
PERCY
What do I do?
CARL
Turn and burn.
MARTIN
Turn and burn, baby!

They share a smile of comraderie. The kid is picking up moves.

The crowd slowly peels away from the truck. Something down the street is distracting them. They head towards it.

PERCY
What happened?

They all step out. They see a parade heading their way. Martin looks out as the crowd comes toward them.

MARTIN
It’s a funeral.
PERCY
With a dead person?
MARTIN
They cut the body loose. That’s the Second Line.

They all watch as the Second Line passes. The impromptu marching band plays a Dixieland version on I’LL FLY AWAY. SIDEWALK STEPPERS dance behind the band.

PERCY
Why are they so happy?
CARL
Just because your sad doesn’t mean you can’t be happy.

Percy watches intensely. His dad hoists him onto his shoulders. They sway to the music.

The music carries us over the...

DISSOLVE TO:
71

EXT. HIGHWAY 10 WEST - DAY

El Jefe chugs down the highway.

72

INT. MC MANSION - BRENTWOOD - DAY

Inez picks up her phone in her house.

INEZ
(phone)
Mijo?
PERCY
(on phone)
Hi mom.
INEZ
Where are you?

CROSS CUT WITH:

73

EXT. AUSTIN TEXAS - DAY

The truck is parked near Sixth Street and the crowd is even bigger than New Orleans. A STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN cover rattles out from a blues club.

PERCY
(phone)
We’re in Austin.
INEZ
(phone)
Are you okay?
PERCY
I’m great!
INEZ
How’s daddy?
PERCY
Here. Talk to him.

He slides the phone into Carl’s nape as he smiles for a camera flash and serves a Medianoche.

CARL
Hi, Nez.
INEZ
Do you want me to come pick him up?
CARL
You’re a thousand miles away.
INEZ
I’ll fly out there.
CARL
He’s fine. A couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife.
INEZ
Send him home. I’m serious.
CARL
He’s a cook now.
PERCY
(yelling at phone)
I’m a line cook!
INEZ
Please be careful.
CARL
I’ll have him home in time for school.
INEZ
Are you okay?
CARL
I’m amazing.
INEZ
You look like you’re having fun.

She clicks through Yelp and Pinterest pages of the food truck posted by fans. The user ratings are very high. It clearly has a growing following.

CARL
Did you know your son could work a grill?
PERCY
(yelling at phone)
I had beer!
INEZ
What did he say?
CARL
He said he can’t wait to see you.
INEZ
Tell him I love him.
CARL
He says I love you.
INEZ
What?
CARL
I love you!
INEZ
I love you too.
(then)
Tell him that.
CARL
Bye.

Martin and Percy both are surprised but pleased by what appeared to be an ambiguous show of affection. The crowd calls out for more.

74

EXT. AUSTIN TEXAS - NIGHT - LATER

Carl scrawls “SOLD OUT” over the menu on the chalkboard. Martin slams closed the gate.

Carl and Martin sip beers on the truck and watch a street corner BLUES BAND Percy clicks strings of letters into his phone, documenting everything.

The electric blues guitar cries through its pignose into the night as we...

FADE TO:
75

EXT. ABBOT KINNEY - VENICE, CALIFORNIA - DAY

FADE UP on SHOTS of VENICE and LA.

El Jefe is parked in a lot on Abbot Kinney Boulevard. Martin works the stoves inside. Carl pulls fresh baked bread out of the oven.

He then sits at a small round table with two folding chairs. Jen, the publicist, is waiting there for him overdressed for the informal setting. Carl scribbles the menu on a chalkboard. Soothing Cuban folk music quietly croons from the PA.

JEN
I love this.
CARL
(preoccupied with menu)
What?
JEN
This whole thing. I love it.
CARL
The truck?
JEN
The truck. The music. The branding. It looks like you’re not trying.
CARL
We’re not trying.
JEN
Exactly. So, I was able to talk to some of my connections in New Media and I can secure some primo placement in the digital space. I think the time is finally ripe to bring you on as a client.
CARL
A client?
JEN
I’m confident I can make the whole viral video a non-factor. I got a firm offer from the Hell’s Kitchen people which might be worth looking at.
CARL
I’m not interested.
JEN
Neither am I. I think I can get you your own reality show on Bravo.
CARL
I really don’t--
JEN
Or the Food Network. I get it. I have no problem trading ratings for credibility.
CARL
Jen. I’m not signing up for your services.
JEN
As a friend, can I tell you? You need someone with their finger on the pulse of the online culture.
CARL
I do. My nine year old son.
JEN
He’s a great kid--
CARL
And he built me up to seven hundred thousand followers on twitter, compiled a direct marketing email list indexed by market, and has me represented in every social media community.
JEN
I think you’re making a huge mistake.
CARL
Betting on my family? I’ve done worse. Want a sandwich?
JEN
Do you have anything gluten free?
76

EXT. ABBOT KINNEY - VENICE - NIGHT

The Boulevard is packed. It is FIRST FRIDAYS, when the vendors and food trucks rule the night. The entire area is packed with people and closed to traffic. Percy works the griddle. Carl presses cubanos and Martin serves.

The truck’s music makes the whole crowd bounce, and the line stretches down the street. Inez even helps by taking orders.

INEZ
Two cubanos, one medianoche, three platanos.
PERCY
Two cubanos, one midnight, three plantains!
INEZ
Next.

She looks down and sees it is Ramsey Michel, the critic whose review and accompanying outburst video went viral and ruined Carl’s life.

INEZ (CONT’D)
No food for you.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I’d like to speak to the chef.
INEZ
The hell you will.
CARL
(relieves her. steps down)
I got this. What did you come here for?
RAMSEY MICHEL
To taste your food.
CARL
I thought I didn’t have the heart to cook.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I didn’t expect you to serve me. I sent someone to buy it for me.
CARL
And?
RAMSEY MICHEL
It’s amazing. But I will not write about it.
CARL
Can I share something with you? What happened between us, it really did a number on me.
(MORE)
CARL (CONT'D)
It robbed me of my pride, my career, my dignity. Part of me died. I know people who do what you do don’t care about such things...
RAMSEY MICHEL
That’s not true.
CARL
Please. Let me finish. What you do, it hurts people. People who are trying. How can you live with yourself?
RAMSEY MICHEL
May I?
CARL
Please.
RAMSEY MICHEL
You made one mistake. You picked a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel. I wouldn’t challenge you to a cook off. Why in hell would you start a flame war with me?
CARL
I thought I was private messaging you.
RAMSEY MICHEL
Regardless. The reason I wrote what I did was I loved your menu. But you stopped growing. You seemed lazy. Or scared.
CARL
They wouldn’t let me do anything.
RAMSEY MICHEL
All I know is what you serve me. And what you’re serving here...
(gestures)
This has heart. I taste your passion. I am not going to write about it. I’m not going to write about it because I am going to back you.
CARL
I don’t understand.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I want to bankroll you. If you’ll have me.
CARL
I don’t know.
RAMSEY MICHEL
I have a lot of resources from selling my site last year. I can’t write about something I have a vested interest in. Despite what you might think, journalists have a code they stick by and I like to think our passions run as deep as chefs’.
CARL
I don’t know. I’m happy how it is.
RAMSEY MICHEL
As well you should be. And who would blame you if you had a few trust issues? But I have a bid in on a property on Rose that’s zoned and permitted and I would let you build it out and run it as you see fit. You could cook whatever you want. Take your time. Consider it. I would put everything in writing. And the two of us burying the hatchet would be a story in itself. Reservations out the door. If not, I’ll still eat your food whenever you tweet. It’s pretty fucking good.

He pulls out a wrapped sandwich and goes. Carl is dumbstruck. Martin steps down.

MARTIN
What the hell did that asshole want?
CARL
I think I found my new partner.
FADE TO:
77

I/E. ROSE AVENUE - VENICE - NIGHT

A HORN RUSH blares into the night air as we see the newly opened restaurant “EL JEFE.”

It’s built into an old house on the residential block of Rose Avenue in Venice. White Christmas lights sparkle along the gables. A sign reads “Closed For Private Event.”

We enter and push past a bustling interior, rustic Cuban decor, and CAMERA weaves through wedding decorations and cake. Countless platters of Cuban cuisine.

We TRACK out into the backyard to see a churning dance floor as Percy’s grandfather, Abuelito sings before a giant salsa band. We see Inez in a wedding dress and Carl is her groom once again. A banner congratulates Carl and Inez on their nuptials. Tony, Molly, and the staff of Gauloises are all guests. So is Ramsey Michel.

Martin, in a suit, fights his way to the microphone. Abuelo signals the band to play quiet so Martin can make his toast.

MARTIN
To second chances!

Everyone cheers. Especially Percy. He dances with his parents as the band kicks into overdrive.

We PULL BACK to a rooftop shot of the glowing backyard in a sparkling city.

FADE TO BLACK.