"CB4" (1993)

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OPEN

{,I\!UP-HOPMOCKUMENTARY)

Concept By: Chris Rock

Story :ay,Nelson George

Screenplay By; Nelacm George,

CM ia Roc:lt

Writers Guild of America, :;;a.st.

Registration NW!lber$1 011519-00 I 061589-01

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It would be time to Wl!lt.chau B:u:lell:4••• Bl!lliev11thatlll

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UT 1 4 2ND STRUT - NDf YOU - DAY

TIJQS- SOMHIR, TBJ:PR&SENT

It'11ju•t another bu•J day on the •rorty Deuce.m q SD hustler•, puibandler•, plNp •how eaployee•, fa•t focd v11ndor11andpede•trtma• fflfflringrapidlyupimddOlfflthe spiritual h~ of American 111l11a:i:e.Carsrollupimd down ~ •trMt. Did we SJ&'fcar•? Bxcuu u111.'l.'heSJear111urban ~pl111 mov11r111of~ Mw jack 111ra.

Bug111jeepscrow th111frUlilil.From111111.chonec0N111.m a:pl01111onofmuaic. Houu. r..tinhip hop. Darey Manilow. Baeh j!Mp has a d11u11ignerlic111nlilaplatlil:

'l'OOBYPE ICW.OKIN * TOOBI.M

'!'heCAKDA POLLS BAC:11:'l'ORlNBAI.uunuaually long jeep 111tuckintraffic. It is a beauty of a jeep -- 111Saruoya -- with the •a4• logo looming authoritllltiwilyonita 111ide. It*lilgota boom.in:'111y111temthat'Iiiplayingarapjoi.

Drl'z cn:..i:.iU..oa:4JDP-DAY

Izulidean four yOW1g """'"'Ml'!IIof&n@ndangerl9d111p11ei1t111-- Afri~-Ameriean iulss. '!'heyar• the !Ml'!be>:>illoftherap group CBI.I.BUX:!:4.

MM SI.JwGit.t.lk,m•n,unll"'iling,NU!ltylookingin illCB4 Mll~&ll cap &nd bidars jaeltet, ia Mhind the wheal.

MAN SLAOGBTER
We 111h0uldn'tbedoing thillllllhit. Mn' t nobody's l::m111imH1111how-livin'. i'uekall y'all.

In the lil-tbehind ia DEAD MID, the band'111A!rcx:entrio lMIIIMr, -&ring a red, black and gr'®enku!i.

DEAD MIU
Man Slaughter, rayNubiim brother, don't you ill-wh&t an opportunity thi• i• tor true A!rocentrio
(MJIU!:)
ODD MID (contd)
educataimlent. 1fehave to apread knowledge ot th• aotherand. lntortail'llllenttoincr••••the

• coaaciou• natioa.

KAN SLAUGHTER acowla 111.111DEADMIDtalka. fllentm SEB THB CAMBRA l'AHTO liOMlCIDB.

IEM.ICIDB ia the band'illpra9111,111tic:prc®tt:ybay.HIiiaitain the pa11iu11eng,1i:ra111atnexttoMNSLAUGHTER. Be i• checking hi.1U111lfoutin th111j111111p.•111aidemirrora111h111talka.

HOMICIOB
Lookp you wanted to be legal, right? Well, thia ia plll.rtofbeing l111gal. All you have to de i1111lockinto tb111~a and li111.I !mow you can de that.

MN SLAOGlffER You 111~n• t:;uthnow.

DEAD MIIU!: What about St.lb? W111ain'theard what he thi.ruu1•

HOMICIOB and DUD MID lock at each other and 111hak111their

• h111adlll.

MAN SLAUGHTER
Why you got to play thia stupid gu.? You lmow that nigger ru11v111r got nothing to say about nothing.
DEAD MID
See• that•.111wher•youwronig, l1ff Nubian brother. Stab got Illlot gain• on inlllid.111hi1111hHd.Ain't that :!:'ight,brother?

STAB MASUR JUSOO, the to'U:!:'th!M'l'i:MllrofCELLBLOCX4,111it:111 iA tho bGelu1111111t:rliladin,gSoulTit,111blackpornom.ga:i:ine, with hi1111evl!llr-pr111untrllldandwhit:111111trawtwirlinginhi• IICuth.BIiigrunu in r•ply to DEAD MI:!Ol:'Illqw11111tion,

iOKICIDB I knlllwhe'dbe vith UIII•

DEAD MID
Y111a,yea,thia doc~ntary will reveal to all non-believer• that rap i• th• third •Y• ot th• Afro- Aaiatio ghetto brother•.
HAN SLAUGBTD
You and that Afro•h ..n ahit !• juat ridiculoua. R.api• about a:>n41Yandgun•. Period.I

DEAD HIJCI
No, 'flt'/favoritedeacendeotot Ethiopian kinga, you'ra wrong. You 111aa--

HOMICIDll Yo, man, 111a'Mthat 111hitfortha meeting. Slaugbur, pull over to that Chink 111pot. I requira 111~ 111u111tanance•

MM SLAUGB'l'D Aw, ahut up, ni.gga. Your bou.rgia'111 showing.

OOMICIDB l00k111l::lac:kintham.rror.md put:.111111"1111tr111111t" look on hi• faca.

BOBBY JOB llK•111Chin-a re111taurant~ juat o~Md. A 111.igninthewindow l!llaya"GrandOpening." Th~• ia r111d, white md blue bunting on the walla.

WE SD Cl!:t.LBLOCK4enter.

Th~• i111aDall kitchen behind bulletproof gl,uu1. An alarly ASIAN ~ peers at them with P4n and p&d in hand.

MAN SLAUGB'l'D Yo, thia place ain't that bad. Mica placa to taka a girlia.

HOMICIDE
It'11alright.
MAN SLAUGHTER
{pointing at Homcide) Yo ching, a.in't thililthe111Jcinnie11t human you ever aaen?
ASIAN
(Thick ace.mt)
Yah, hilaaJcinny.
HOMICIDE
Yo, ching, why don't you qet thia quy 110D111fatfried tat, aprinltled

• with IIIlittlefat and IIInicethick

1.&rdaandwich and IIIaix p.ck of nutri-nt.

DU.D MIU
Bey, Bc:aioide,-•Nall Afro- Aaiatic brother11. W• ahollldn't b111:U.gM::ing..chother. We ahould be fighting tM ~l

MAN SLAOGHT!i:Rignore111hi.aandlooka through th<lllgla111111at a boiling pot of food.

WE SU a pot of hot.boiling, bubbling w:i.knownsub111tanc111.

BACl!t'00MANSLAIJGH'l'l!:R

MM SLAIJGHT!R Ito Stab Milster) Yo, St&b, what i11 that? You r~ognJ.111111 it?

Dl:W)MID It'IIjUl!ltpeal!IeM'JbrothUlll•Ju111t. pea.111.

HOMICIDE
(looking at pot)
We eat.hue, we going out. Shit look111'111Cr111•th.matRilua11.
(loolullat.hi111Aten)
Yo,•• 111tillgotto get:to Queen111. Tb.illl'!.Mllllillllha11killedmyapp@tit.111. t.ilat. 1 111breakout.

cm.L BLOCK 4 exit111ther1111taurant,ad libbing joke111at tl!eASU. MANtIllUp@lllllll•

AS:IAHMAN loou at Cl:14-it:ing and then look11INTO THI ~.

AS:IAH MAN (with black accent) Ching thi11,c::hingthat, that akinny boy don.'t:knew I would have kicked hia little narrow a1111ithe didn't: atop poppin' that ahitl COT TOi

TITt.& ANO C:RSDITS

ID thick block letter• in the styl• of th• Cl!!LLBLOC!t4 1090 n SD all the key aJX>ve the line credita. Onder th ..• credits are black and white photo• froa hip hop's early d&ya.

MUSIC1 A faat beat pound• underneath. There ia no rapping, juat anatch•• of radio report• of rap violence and a aample of th111hook!rca Prince's •controveray.00

The credit.111imdwith a SHO'l:ofa brick -11. WK SD t.M wall change from th111lookof a black and white photo to th• color of rllldbrii::k.TheCA.!mAAPANS LEFT and WE SD vintage hip hop poater111pla111t111rllldatopone&netheronthe wall. They announo111g!g111&thiatorio hip hop club• (Club 371, Harl- World, The Roxy, ThlllLIi.tinQuai::ter,Th@ Diplomat Hot6l) woth th• Crau1hCrew, Afrika BU!but:aa, D .J. Holly,,,oocf,The:rearle1u11Four,andother old 111chool b&nd111on the bill.

The laat imd biggeat poater pro:::lailua Friday the 13th, l!Ullgig at the au-na Armory. On the bill, from top -t:.o bot.t.Clllll,areGrandmll.starFluh,'l'hsFuriou111!'ive,Kun:1111 Blow, Rim--D.M.C. and in small letter111,CELL BLOCK 4•

• INT t QUB.!:NSAm!ORY

The CAMDA MOWS through a crowd of black t:eenain uu11ide- out jackatm, jeazu;,Adida111111neaku111withnol&c:1:1111plea111•, '1'-111hirtlli,l!SUC:hIll.Illtheinfru110uaYo,Ba.by,YoT-shirtand gold ehaiml!, gold rings, gold 1::Mlth,gold fingernaila. A few ~form th@ "smurf da.m::e,"butmost ar111angry.

CROWD MEMBER fl Iwant my goodum blow I I

CROffl:l~R tl I W&nt my mothufucking cheebal

CROWD MEMBER tl Fuck that.I I want my 1110N11yl

COT T01

J:IAC!tSTAGEARD

Pr~sr TRIJSTOS JONES and hoat YOKlNEYROB are pacing back111t&genervoualy. YOMJNl!:YROBiaa frantic, fa.at.-ta.lking, 25-year-old, in a purple velour --t auit. JONES ia wearing a lilaagreen velour ■weat auit and a gold chain holding a medallion that eaya, •TRoSTUS."

TROSTUS JONIIS
They gonna tear thi• 1110therfuc::ker down. Lia.bl•to call SWAT out on rrfi!U!Iill•

YOK>NBYR.08 Mlln,I'm w..ring thi• h..t like ill! coat,

HONICID!, youthful yet world~ kid in IIIblackhat, 1..th•r panta, untied an61.k111r!l!Iandextra-extralargegold ehain atep!!!!tohim.

BOMICin! Yo, we ready.

TlUJS'l'US RAMdy? I just put you on th& bill 111111afavor,'cau111ey'allju111tout the joint and ah.it. You guy111&rill tough but you can •t get to thia11.

'?R.US'l'UStw:n111•-YbutHOMICIDB gr&b111hi111arm.

OOMIC IDB
It'll be handled .

'?hr- other b-boy111,alldressed identical to !:IOMICIDE,

• walk up behind him, all looking Alicold blooded as a

witch•• tit.

TRUS'l'US You all that?

HOECIDB
w111•rt1allthat.

~1flliOB walkllout to l::!00111.Acoupleof "Old l!:"'bottles fly p.18tbia.

'J:QRhiaPOV he ill-!!!!aflygirl, SISSY, in the crowd.

BACX TO YOMONEYROB smiling at her,

YOMONKYROB
a.y now everybody juat take & chill pill. It ain't Tit';/f&ultnoneof the other groups showed up, okay?

More boo••

YOl«>NBYROB (contd) Li•t•n, we got to •t&Y chill in here, 'c111u-thia -Y be the l&at place in Nev York they allow hip

• hop. word. Let'11have p-ce in

the hou••• Pe&ce to the Zulu Nation!

Melli>eraofthe crowd barlt like dog••

YO!«>NBYltOB(contd) P-ce t:oth• Bolli• Crew.

YOMO!QIYROB (contd) Plll&Cl!ItcthePlatbuah Lipat011'!1'Ping POi!IIIIII•

YOMOQYltOS (contd) Now, for th111fir111t:ti~on t.hlll111tag111 of the Queens Armory, liv111from:!U.k111r111

(echo} cm:.L

4U (eoho)

Ji.aYOMONE!ru:>8~itlll,hedoe111a "c~ hue" motia:lwith hi111finqsr t:OlfflrdSISSY.

w SD. SISSY pUl!Jhinghu way through thlllcrow.

Cm.I, BLOCX 4 -- BOKICIOE, MAN SIAtl~, omw MIU, OJ STU ~na ARSON - take the 11tag111•

~ ~• U CAN SD th111l::lodi11111JofcrU'lll!lvicti-drawn ca t.hlllm1tagewhereca,11tandlll.

HOMICIDE
You kl:lOW4lot of people talk llbout "puce" to thi• group or "Pllllllce"to that bore. P'uckthatl W@ 111ay"-r" to any motherfuc.k,111:i::inthehmu1ewho ain't wit:hdial W• 111111y"war"toimy bitch who can't underatand dial Tonight di• ain't no goddamn armory. Thi• a1:&g9,thi• room, this city, thi• pl&net, thi• boro -- tonight it'111all aDOut CZLL BLOCK 41 ! I

The crowd chNra.

CUT TO;

BACD'l'AGB

TROST'OS
(toY01110neyrob)
Yo, I'm outta here.

TRUSTOS goes tm:ough the door marked mBox Office.~ We heu the ~und of several locka clicking.

COT TOt

HOMICIDE
On• for th• head , t'WOfer th.fl h-rt, come on, Man Slaughter!

MAN SLAUGH'l'BR I4"'!M~!!Ilky'alla qu41u~tion.Illlda Bronx in thl!IIhoua?

MAN SLAUGB.DR (contd)

• Ia that right?

Well, illlMwl-hat-tan in the houae?

1ANSLAUGH'l'ER I know Queens is up in hara.

CU'l'TOt

YOM0Bn!OB ia pU3hing up against SISSY.

SISSY
Dan't make prom!M!!IIyour tongue can't luurp.

YOMONl!:YJIOB Baby, I'm gama make you a Queen.

BACltTO;

STAG~

Crowd !l!!!ll0wslikeacat.

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MAN SLAUGHTER
lfhyI wa:ma know?

• HOMICIDB

Yeah, why you wanna know? Yo, DMd Mike, do you.know why he wants to Jcnow?

DEAD MID
'Cauae w111alllookin' to get •.• STRAIGHT OUT or IU!OOKLYNl111

CELL BLOCJ.:4b~ina p11rfoJ:ming•straight out of Brooklyn.•

Thia i• a hardcore rap record in the N.ti.,i.mode. MAN SLAUGB'l'ER,whoee worda ar111delightfully offaMive, 111u.lu th.ii1111::agewithacool,RaJd.m-lik•111-gger-- IWII.X.i.lm:lmattitudewithminimw!l111waat.

MAN SU.OGB'l'ER Straight outta Brooklyn, crazy motherfucker named Man Slaughter/ I fucked you wife and now I'm fucking your daughter/I fucked you aunt, I would have fucked your aiater but the bitch WlUIIfat/If'I'min you

neighborhood you better dig a lll0411t/ 'eawse I'm coming over to allt you throat/Blood 1111dripping,I'm not 111lippin'/Abitch'apantifUIil!I'½ih.at I'm rippin'/I once shot a N.n for 111lurpinghi111soup/Ioncoshot a girl for anoring too loud/I once 111hot:a faggot for w@aring my 111uit/Doo.'t call 111,1cut111,Don'tcallDIhlmda01M, I'll hold M.1111111~icaup for ran111om/ Ju111tto g@t/Straight out of Brooklyn ..•

aacma 1211rai.ini111C@ntofRunofRun-OMC in hi111hU!llpback walk and hand g-turi.u1. Bia rap i111wittier than SLAUGHTER'l:11 ~ it CO!llellthroughin hia perf~ca.

OOMJ:c:IDBrap111

BOMICIDB
I'm a crazy motherfucker named Homicide, ao g111treadyyou're going for a long rida/0:ff4 cliff I'm driving you over, now you're d-d with your tour-1 ..t ·clover/~loat like IIIcannonball, •ting like a aha.rk/I'mthe brot.t~arwaiting
(!ot:)R.P!)
HOMICIDB (contd)
in the dark/Waiting to rcb you, waiting to beat y<:AJ.,abulletin

• th• bead i• how I'll greet you/A

villain with a hat, it's like that/ Tied you mother down to a train track/ Flat on her back I gave her so1111111 crack/It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your Mca's at?/She moved •••/ Straiqht out ot Brooltlynl111

ODD lillli• the only CB4 iMmbU -ru:ing an African ml!ld.allioncinsteadofagold chain. He 1111peakswitht!Mt elocution of a teacher trying to reach a crowd of unruly atudenta.

(Mot1u Lyric• To CaN)

S'l'llMASTERARSON 11111th•moat phylliicallyimpo1d.ngCELL BI.OCR4 lllllllmber-standingwell over six feet with large handa. Even at th• moat hec:tic moment.a,S'l'ABmaintains a poker face that <1vanCeltic center, Robert Par.rim, would envy. He begin• scratching the rec:ordvith i,..nds, alJxlwa, non, faat. Takiu1out hi• gold teeth and ouu rec:ord.11with~ too! He pull• out a bottle of lighter fluid ad pow:a it on the tu:rntable1111•

A8 STAB ~ER pulls out a box of match&• we hear .•.

A. WHI'l'B(VO) They are the ultimate rap group. Bigger than Run-0 .M.C. More contro- versial than Public Enemy. And, Y••, larger than the Fat Boy'llll. Their M..1MililC~llBlock 4 and like 110-ny innovatorllll,thlldllpth of their lagacy ha11be~ obscured by our rolling pa5sage of t:tm..

Q SD S'l'ABliteup the tu:rnt.able11.

A. WHITE (VO,contd)
CM. They :i:'ONlikea Mt~t'" but won't fall like a 100111<11button.The 11tcrybeqillfflwhareallgr-t. mt.ori- do -- before the beginning.

CUT '1'01

WJ:SD BOMIC!DB throw down hi• mike •

WB SD DKAD MIU throw down his kuti.

NJ: SD MAH SLAUGHTER throw down hia llil:•,hi•b&aeball oap and hurl one of hi• gold chain• into th• crowd.

CUT TOt

Aw1i•nc:• maaber• diving and tightin9 tor th• chain.

MOSICi Th• aound ot the •erooklyn" b4tatgiw• way to the ■oUDd ot feedback and diatortion.

YOMONBYOOS runs on !111:::agl!Iwithafirl!Iextinguiaher&IiiCELL B:LOCK 4 walxllloffstage cooly.

Then MAH SIAUGB'l'Dco111,1u1back•

MAN SIAUGH'l'D Lakeisha, !ll!llll!lt!111111back11tagewith 11101M11freehgolcU

PP.DZ!: ~ ON MM, SLAUGB'n!R'1111faoewiththe fluling turntables in the background.

A televi111icninan office. Th• screen then turns to video 111n.ow•

COT TOi

A wit• irumpW11h~H1theoff button. The talavii,ionshuts off and a video ce11112ettepop11outinto th111whitehand, •

WE SD TEE C!Umll PULL BACK TO R:BVDL A. WHITB, -rly JO's, ~•p,aekled a-rock critic turned fJlll'!Mk~r,wearinga M.Gtallic::a1'-ahirtand.dingyj~.

A. WHITE
(into camera)
We bought thie footage from a cr1u::k- h.ed I lllllllthustlingforquart.re outeide the Apollo. Th.11t•11allwe have to date of the early day11but it givee you a feel for what I'm doing.

COT TOt

WB SD two black lllti!--oneaitting, one standing -- behind a cluttued desk. On the -11 behind th- i• the logo, TRO$TO$ JefiB$ENTERPRISES and the alogan, •tn Jonea W• Truat."' TROSTOS JONES aiu in !Illexpensive •uit,

l.l

looking fatter and •porting a beard. Standing i• YOK>NZYROIS, V41&rinqa Cell Bloclt 4 jacltatand a gaggle of bacJtataqe paa••• on a chai.11around hi• neck.

YCHlNBYPOB Loved it. Made ma look good.

TROSTUS
Cut out that little part with !11111in the box office and we're good to go. Not that I'm vain, mind you. Just don't want people knowing our -•rgancy !llecw::ityprooedure111.

A. WBI'l'Btalt..a seat in front of the d1111111k:.

A. W'BlTB (111heepishly) '1'hat'111notaproblem. It:'111your lllOneyand my first film. I won't have any probleiu giving you what you want. •

YOM:lNETIIOB That's a change. You could be real ill when you were doing that critic thing.

• TRUSTUS

Don't worry. Now my~ just wants to get paid.

A. WHITB :l.1111clearlyelllba:n:a111111<1!1dbyTROSTUS'11tat11rmnt.

TROSTUS Icontdl It•111alright, my 1111u'l.,-allhaw to eat. S.foriilIgot ru:iokil!ldwith these guyiilI waiilalow budget prooiot:er. Now I'm the bigge111tblacltl!lllm&gerin th• world. You think I like rap. Shit, no. But --

COT TO:

CELL BIIXJ.4 bur•t through the door, knooking it to th• floor.

TRUSTUS
It'!Imy !11:arlill.How'sith.angin'?

CELL 8LOCJC4 exc.'ang•• "What's up••• •,dthTRUSTUS and YOK>NBYR08® Of the group only HOMICID:Sand DEAD MIJCB aokllowledgeA. WHITB.

STAB, a1111i•hi•Nm::ler,illaediately !Mgina going through the 11&9azin••pil•d atop the coffee taole.

SIAOGBTBR pull• hi• chair up next to A, WBITB'a. In tact he buap• A. lfBITB'acha.ir,alao•t ltnoc:Jc.ingA.lfBITll:dovn, yet SLAOGBTBR still doesn't look at or apealtto hi~.

TRUSTUS
Thi• is 1111bigdayin Cell Bloc:lt4'1111 hiiBtory. We'll announce the begirul.ing of the ~Just Anothu lulgey SlllekMan" tour and the r111lea1111eofour"Better Th&n Ptu11sy"CD•

Everybody grunts or aay1111,•word•or ao!M other racially 1111pecifioadlib. SLAUG:m'ER ju111t111w::k111hi•tNth.

TRUSTUS
W• also hawi to hawi the final go ahead from all of you to allow the diatinguish4llldrockcritic A. White to film 1111doc::1.1.lllo!Wtaryonthegroup.
HOMICIDE
Before we vote, I know thillll::1:1:-other111 would like to hur A. White 11peak about what he'111trying to accO!!IPlish with thia film.

YOmNEYROB (to Trust.u111) He better suck their dick real good.

A •fflll'l'B I know we've had 11110111edifferences in thllllpastwhimI WIIIIIIII1111tillwriting criticism.

MAN SLAOGH'l'D You dllll.lllnright,Whitey!Iain't forgat what you said about my Moms, IIIIUCUI

A• WHIT!: Look, I'm in tha video bu1111i.M111111111now. Back than I wa1111malting$250a r1111vi1111w. Couldn't pay my rent. I wrot:ath• odd nAffltyraviewju•t to get noticed -- to got a rap. I know you unda:r1111uwd thAt. My rep in fact giv11111111thiafilm added credibility. S11111111id11111111,the bottca line ia (he look• at Ha.n Slaughter)

• Now I juat want to cold get paid.

TllUSTUS See 1he'111ev;m learning to apea.k the lan9UAge. White, why don't

• you •how the■ the footage th.atI

lilted.

YOHONBYJtOB They'll lov. that ahit.

A. WBIT:I Okay.

A. WHITE 111lip111anothercuut.ta in t.haVCR and turm11 on the t.alevi111ion.

WB SBB hand held ollJMJ:'aintervi111w111iWOUtC111llBlock4 with BOBBY mww, CBII.RLBSB~Y, QUINCY JONES, MARIA GIBBS, MILTON BE!U.B;DENNIS IULL!:R,ROHM DENII!Oand other r111.pupcu.

A.aWB WA'?CBWIiih-r th• "Straight.out.of Brooklyn" blul.t. and C:Oll!lllllimt.111frcnCB41Nmber•ontheint.ervi-111ubj4!1Ct:111.

After the lallltint.ervi-WI: SD•••

A. WHITE, in a blue blazer, white shirt, and IIITedXoppol

• hlil.tr111tyle,walk•IN'l'OTW!:FRAMBholdingamic::ropbon•.

A. ffl!l'n Hello, fl!':/n~ i• A. White. Ten y-r• ago I walked th••• mean liltr111111ta reporting for Dark Skin JUgazine. It wa• at Dark s'ldnt.hetI docW!lented the growth of 111~thing oall111dhip- hop. Though Iwa11 young, w111llbr~ and a !IC-calledblu.111111yeddflvilfrom the C&ucui,mountain•, Har1111111embrac:@d IM-

COT T01

SDO'fOP A GJ!APITTIEDlfALL

Th&ll& T-111hirl:'AdA•WRITEruru1DmUGB THB ~ • P'orti beat nothing hlilpP11nlli.Thlllnagangofblack )::idi,:run11 Tm!OUGB TU~ aftar hia.

BAClt TOi

A. WHIT!: (nO'Wwalking) -- and gave me T!Jt':l111tart,Now,all th••• year• later, I'V111decidedto (!-«)RE)

A. WHITE (contd)
celebrate 't1t'Jtenthanniveraaryin journali•• by giving sc.ething b-.ck to the C::~Wlity•

While A. WBI.T'&walk.Iiid.ownth•atr••ttalking, h• ignore• a Rast& trying to •ell Marcus Garvey and Bob Karley posters, J.itovah'111Witnesse•pushing th• Watchtower, folks picketing a ~orMD grocery store, and IIIyoungbi k teen being dragged away by th111cop111.A. 'NHI'l'Bisobliviou• to every- thing but hi• worda.

A. WHITE (contd)
Thi• d~tary i111eomp:,tiedoffoot&ge fro■ 11l!Iper1110nalarchiv111111andnotelll taken during 11l!/yMr111ofintil!lill,te eontac:twith Mrican-Am11;rican111.'?bi111 film i111,of eourl!le,a.boutmorethan rap 111U111ic,buthowthi• gr-t country works, I feel it is only by 'being truly 111en111itiv111totheirworldthat a~l we r-1 Ame.ricaru11eanu.nder111tand our wen.·ld.

Just 111111A.WHITEfini111h111111hillila111tc0m1Nnt,the~ BEGINS TO SWW!: •

A. WHITE (contd)

Hey, 111topthat.All

The c1U:14!1raii§111tol111n,andth•111creengo11111111pinningand c&rllilli.!lingdO!lfflthellitreet1u11ifonarollercoa111ter.We h-r A. WBI'l'Bllihout.inginth.Idi111tance.Th111nitspins out of control and the scr111111ngoesblack.

l-1.l\NSLAOGH'rER (laughing) The beginning W&lliwhaek,but I'm ld.ndawith the ending. (toA. White) Yo, you a funny motherluckerl

BOMICIDB
Let'a do it.

DEAD Mill:E It'll be rightaou• when we're through with it.

'i'Rt!STUS Wh.atii.bout'.l'O'U,Stcab?

nu MASTER ARSON p,.it,sdownRight,ciiull!ll.ga:i:in.e.i

1.1pSc:raw.

TRIJS'l't1S[contd) Gocld. LE!t''Iigot.otJiepx·eiu1contu111nca.

Camua erewa !Lndreport.eremill about waiting.

A. 'ifflITBlatalking with a cameraman when £'1/'XEDWARDS,~ beautiful bla.c:l<womanwiththe over-n:10Ua-d hi!kirof,a typic:a.lTN aru::nor.roma.n,whic:hbytheway eh• happen111to be, walu over.

EVE

A. WHITE

EVE
I'm EV• Edward11of "A Current Affair."

A. WHITE

• l?lu111uretomeet you.

EVE
Wish I could say the same, A. 'ffllite.

A. WHITE

EVE
You used to be a fine, hard hitting critic:. I r-d all of your easays i.e.DarkSkin. But new I understand you're doing an •a.ut.hor1:ed•d.cx;u- miimtaryon Cell Block'•
A. WRIT'B
?h111w:ritU!t:nwo:::disdaad,11.sycru, well k.now,Mlil.Edward.11,::fI -.nt to ispeu to people, ,,ideo 1111how to do it.

Erl.itgL:>r:!.fyinqt:hi11rappingriff~, ::atfi2111di:ii&ervic•!.At "A Current ,''1,111Drnv"""'h,ai:·d

• :i:-spor~•.

A. WHITB laugh• at that.

A. WHIT!: ?hat's nothi.ng but tabloid journali•ia•

EVE
I• that right? At lea•t it i• jou.rna.li••• Now you're juat a tlunlty tor unduolua jailbird•.

Be!ora A. WHITE can re•pond there's noise from the dai•.

COT TO:

PODI'CH

Holding & mike illlCLlroKCLOWN, the short, .effetepre111id111nt of J'APAARecord.111.

CLOWN
tadie111andgentlemen. Rap ha111 gone through !M.nychange•. But the one constant ha111beenth111 er-ti vity, good taste 1md llltyle of 'l1l'/favoritegroupon JAPN4 Records, Cell Block'•

CELL BLOCK 4 enters from a side door, and walk onto the

• dais. As they do, a banner unfolds behind than •cell

Block 4 Is Better Than Pussy.•

PRESS AREA

Standing in front, opsn !110::thsdandenraged,i• EVE :WWAROs.·

PODIUM

CLOWN
'l'b•titleof thi• album 111peaksfor iuelf. Now ll!Owith the llli!Hllbers of the group. You'ra fr111<11toask queationll!.
OOHICIDB
Yo, troopers, go tor youra.

PATI'YCA!C&,an Afrocentric aiatar (dreada, African garb, no 111&keup),frca Word to the MOther magazine, aunda up.

PATTY CAD
Man Slaughter, th• read•r• of Hord ~ IDAga:iinewant•t~ ~ld you be doing if

you weran't a rapper?

MAM SLAUGHTBR
The St&b M&•ter and myMlf would be in real 111111~urenovation.
CUT TO:

STAI MASTER ARSON and MAN SLAOGBTER carrying a •ofa out of a hOl!lil.Therei111a111creaminqwomanon itout to th• curti. She i• claiming •you ha,..no right to evict lllllll"

FE1·1INISTREPOR'l'l!:R I'm Glori& stein from Pp-In lll,lllgazine. I want to lm!.'::MwhyallraP'P@r•refer to WO!l!llmasbitchu 1

MAN SLAUGH'l'E.R Ah, ca11e on, lady. women. Bitchel!I. WOlllen. Bitches. People with pwu1ie111.

• Nut question, plea•••

WB SD :SW EDWAm:lS' face in Cl.OSEUP. The 111i1:1teris pi111Md.

MALIK
(a stern, 111eriousbroi::Mrl I'm Kil.Uk from the Tan City Weekly 1md I think the black co-.mity need111l-der111hipfrom it.aartiatic oO!llllll.mity,notmorejiver6!::ord1111. What ara you ao-call111dbrother1111 doing to uplift the oQ!:!l!IUnityin lilCOnomicta:i:1:1u1?
MAN SLAUGHTER
(hoatila)
ThAt'1111ajiw 11111111111blaokonly que;1tion. Why don't you 11.111k Michael J. Fox wh&t he's doing for yupp111111111orStalloneifhlll'1111 gettin' bu•y tor Italian•. Me, myaelt, I ain't doin' •hit tor the COIIDWlityl

DEAD MID
Bxcu•• •• but I'd lilt•it known that I'm r•inveating in th• African- Aaerican coisunity. I own Illchain of 111tcu:e111inHarl-and Broolclyn that I'm proud to say employs our African-American youth.
CUT TO:

DEAD MIU' S STOU SIGNS - DAY

DEAD MIU*S SEEPE:RWORLD

DEAD MID'S NO I.D. ~SARY cm:cx CASHING

DEAD MID• S GOLD CHAIN EXCHANGE

PATTY CAD
What do you like to do offstage?

MAN SLAUGHTER

• Go hunt.in'?

PATTY CAD
Oh, what do you hunt?
MAN SLAOGHTER
Slack 111kirt111.

PATTY CAD

MAN SIAOGBTER
~ what I'm 111ay1n'1
EVE
(leaping up frO!li h111rseat)
No, we don't know what you are saying and neither does anyone with rupe.::t:forth• Engli111h language.
OOMICIOB
~C1;11111eu111,Ms.Edwards,Ihope we haven't: inadvertently offended you.

KAN SLAUGHTER
Yo, mAn, yo bourgie i• •howing again.
EVB
Offended doesn't begin to define it. I• C•ll Block 4 trying to ••Y that W0men are only aexual play- thinga? That you are intellec:tual Neanderthal•? That your brain !111in your coll•ctive dicka?

Th• group me~ra begin whiapering among th•-•lv••• Then HOMICIDE -ilea.

CLOWN
(clearly agitated)
Na:t queationl
D. BLACK
(a white writer who looks lik411ayoung A. Wbit411)
I'm D. Black from the Village I have OM! question for you. are you 1110angry?

• DEAD MIU

Bec:auaeI'm black. If you were black wouldn't you be angry?

A. WHITE
Sure••• well, let 1M a111kyou thia, in tm British mu111icmaga~ine, the Np MU!llicE::wrese,you recently said you don't llie neck bone and water- !Mlon.
DEAD MIKB
Nec:kbone? 1 quit a long ago and I urge e'WllcyOnl!Ieatingnec:kbonl!Inow to •-k treatml!lntil'l!fflllldiately.

WIW PAM'Y - NIGHT

DUD MiltB•its on a 1110fawithtwo bountiful -• A POSHER, WMring a gr&y sh&rkakin auit and a black b•av•r cap, walk• up with a tray.

PUSHER
W• have it all, my main man -- coke.

PUSHER hold• out IIIplate of coke.

MS SD D&A.DH.IlO!:■ bakinghi ■head•no.m

MB SD tray of marijuana.

POSHl!:Jl ChMb&?

WE SJ!BDEAD HlltBahaking hi• head •no.w

WK sa tray of ec111tasy.

PUSHER
Bcataay?

WE SD Dl!:JWMID ~king him head ~no."

WE SEE tray of necld:lone111•

PUSHER
What lllboutneold:lonellll?
DEAD MIKE
Hey ll!An,I'mdrivin'?

BACX 'l.'01

DEAD MIKE
They tell you ju111t111uokonthe OONi. You don't even h111.vetodig for the l!lEl4t.But I'm tellin' you, it'111nottl:'1.1111.Ju111tIIIbitof necld:loneandthe next thing you know, it'm pork mnd grMn111.
A. WHITE
~t lllboutwate~lon?
DEAD MIU
(long pau111111111111thecamGra ~COlMIin on hilll)
N&uqh. I don't like W&termel011. I1111mre a lot of other ~ple black peopl• who &:ln't lik@ -ter- melon .either.

Th• reporter ■111:i::111■ hocked.

ll

A. WHI'l'E Next you're gcmna ••Y you don't -t fried chicken.

DEAD MI.ICE
It's fine with !Ml,but water-al.eon...

Be give• thWlb• down eign. Reporter• et.amped•out of th• room.

CUT '?01

CLOWN illltalking with TROSTUS JOlllll:Swh.aA.WHI'l'!:•hove• Illmicropb:>nein between tha11.

WE SD them n0'111throughA. WHIT.B'sdo,::n.1m1111ntarycamera. Thie footage will, throughout th1,11film,blilwa lillightly diatorted quality clearly different from the rest of the film.

CLO'iffl I just want to assure you and your group of fine young men that JI.PAM Record11111111totallybehind you in thia sad ccm.trowrsy. (i11mile111forthill~ra1 a beat) New turn thliltshitoff.

WE smn from l:lOCUMBNTARY~ to REAL LIFE All!wewill often.

CLOWN (contd)
One more fuck up like that water- malon thing and I'm droppiiigthem from the label. The J'l!.P,IUMll!llildcm't like all thl controverilly,notto IMDticm the legal fM111,your group c:r-tilliB.Ther111areml!JlYnon-eont:rc- vu111ial rapper111who'dloVIII!our 111upport. The Candy Boy111for.ixal!!Pllll.
TRUSTUS
B•t they're not Cell Block 41

CLOWN

EXT1 SIXTH AVENUE OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

There are pickata, moatly old white and black women. Thay carry aigna with waurmalona cro111111edoutGhoetbueteretyle. EVE EOWA.JtDSinurviawa On<!IOLDERBLAClCWOMA,,'i.

EVE
Mad&JN, why are you out here picketing JAPAN Records?

OLD WOMAN
I juat believe we got to hold th••• so-called rap group• 111ccount- a.ble. It'111onething to curee and 1N1,ke••xual innuendo•. It'111quite another to blaephl!llM-t•rmelon or use it• na!!llllllinvain.

RW EDlm.ROS turne 'l'OWABDTB:a:CAMBRA.

EVB
The prote111tengenderedby Cell Block 4'• vioioue attack on water- melon ie just the latest in a long liat of outrages perpetrated by theee hip-hop heathens.

Kl!:SB.Ii:TUCAMERA POLL BACX TO SU BVE EDWARDS' image on a wide eoreen televieion.

RW (contd)
Not ell rap is bed, 111111VanillaIce ha• 1110aptlydo1m10netr111ted,but

The 1110:reengoeeblack.

Kl!:SD 'ml!:CAMERA PULL BACK AGAIN TO MV!:AL a laather eofa in an otherwise barren apart:lll@nt.

Then a telev1$iOn remot• control device is thrmm on it.

Off screen a voico say•, •shit1

Then HOMJ:CIDBand YOMONEYROB ENTER THE FRAM!!:from oppoeit• sides and face each other.

HOMICIDB
Can't people take a joke.

YOK>NBYROB To Som@ people thie is real life.

HOMICIDB
It's juat EWA -- EntertaUW111nt With Attitude. That's all. How co!N white boys can bite the h-d off 11,nake11,andtalkaboutnigg@:i::111 and still get the cover of Rolling Stone? Wa joke about !!!O!Ns~r fruit and thia happen•.

YOMON!:YROIS Yo, holme•, you know Dead Mike -liln'tjoking.

OOMICIDB
DUID. One guy think• he's Malcola X. One guy think• he's s gang banger. One nigger'm a mute.

YOK:>NEYROB And what are you?

HOMICIDB
I'm ju•t trying to get the check• rolling in.
YOMONEYROB
Okay, then, bOlillil,let's:i:oll. We got to round everybody up and hit the r011d.

AIIIthey move through HOMICIDE'& ap~t WI!:SU that, though large, it's basically IM!pty save for the television, th@ 111ofa,astereo 11yliltemand,on the wall near the froDt door, the fruied photo of a pretty, conarvatively dressed black~ named OALIHA BOND.

• YOMONEYOOB (contd)

HOMICIDE
(misty eyed)
Juliltagirl I !mow.
YOMONEYROB
You knockin' boots?
HOMICIDE
No. She's ju&t the girl I left behind?
YOOONEYROB
She got a big behind?
HOMICIDE
Call.Iiion,let'sgo.

A.athey exit the CAMERA LINGERS ON DALJ:W\ BOND'S face.

INTi APARl'M!NT HALLWAY - DAY

HOMICIDB and YOK>NBYROB walk up to a door th<1.ti• decorated with a Gucci deaign. ~a CL"!hear muaic booming th.rough the doorway. YOK:>NEYROBknock•@

Th• door open• cd !'LYGIRL tl open• th• door wearing a provocatively d••igned maid's outfit.

FLY MAID tl Yo, what up?

YOK>NBYROB You m&kin' me up. That'llwhat up1

YOK>HBY!IOBand BOMICIDB -lk down a h&ll-y which, like the door, i11d~rated with Gucci wall paper. In the living room, however, everything 1111decoratedwith t:ha P'endilogo.

Laying on the -t:ching Fendi aofa111areMAN SIAUGH'?ER and STAB MASTER ARSON with their ahirt:111offreceivingbackrubs from FLY MAil:'ISt2and tl in Nida' out:fit111.seat.tared around too rOOIIIarehome ooy111inva::iou111b-ooygur.

YOMO~B You brothers ready?

MAN SIAUGH'l'lm soon a111I tw:-nover and she oils the front, know woot I'm 11ayin'?

YOMONEYROB
How 1boutyou, Stab?

STAB MASTER All.SONliftlilupa copy of MIiiMan magiu:in411 and smi1411111•

YOK'.lNEYROB(contd) Yesilh,he'm ready for the road.

2

EXT: BA BA ACK'S BUILDING - DAY

An all•blacll:building loo- large IN TU FRAM!!:.WE SEE a red, black and green fist painted upon it. We hear Ml:ioan drUIMI.

'fJMIC:ILLBLOCK4 j-p pull• up in front and th,11drumJIare d:olmed out by a drum machine b-t troa the je111p.

3

INT: CB4 JDP

HOMICIDE
Better blow your horn so h• know• we'ra hare.

YOK:lNBYROBpertoriu thi• redundant act. The door opens iJmlediately.

l'rca the jeep'a POV, D!AD MIO exit• with hi• apiritu.al imntor BROTBBR BA BA AC!t,who'11 dr••••d in Atrio.anrobea, a bl~k a.ailor'scap and carriea a long atick decorated with African carving•.

HOMICIDE (contd)
Ever ainc• Dead Kilt• atarted t.aking instruction fros Ba Ba Ack, he'• a changed wm.

ws SEE building front.

DEAD MID hendait.oone kn- and BA BA AC!tknighta him with his stick.

BA BA ACJt Th• 11101::herlandilllcountingonyou.

DEAD MID
Word to tha Mother •

HOMICIDE

• (now b-boy etyle)

You ready to get l!ltupidl

DEAD MIKE
No, my brother, I'm prepared to kick the new Afrocentric intelligence.
MAN SLAUGBTER
Afrocentric?I We trying t.omake moJMy, nigga. You need to get.ghett.o- 011mtric. That's ~at you need to do.

YOl«:IQYROS Yo, equash all that. We goin' on the road. Come on, put your hand• together.

DEAD HID, BOMICIDB, HAN SLAUGHTER, STAB MASTER ARSON and YOl<>NBYROB put their hand!!!together in vllli•.

YOK>NEYROB (contd) FrQlllbackin th• daya to days in the ban.It.CB4. Together :for111var!

rrca hi• front door SA BA ACX watch•• th- pull away and sail•• •ini•t•rly.

JIX'l'iPARJCINGLOT - OAY

Through the len• of the OOCOMBNTARY CAMERA, lfBSl!!BA.WHITE. Now he i• dr••••d in full b-boy attire <•n..k•r•, gold chain) except that hi• Ted 3oppel-like hair re111&in•intact.

A. WHIT!! Ar• we r~dy? Okay, (in a reportorial tone) Cell Block 4 's "J1.u1tAnotherAngry Black 14an•tour is an hi•toric one for the world's grNtest rap group.

A. WBITE p;il.l!IIUIISthesideoftheCB4tour bus. The bu• is decorated in a festival of hip hop style with MCM, Gucci and Feooi logos pa.intedalongside the bus along with CB4 llllignlll•

A. Wl:UTE (contd) So, dressed in my freshest gear, I bearded the Cell Block 4 tour bus, dete:i:minedtoget the inaide favcr1:1 on this dope extravagan.~a.

OOMICIDE and MAN SLAUGH'l'ERsit surrounded by roadie!ll~d girlie• in the tour bue living r00111..Faet-foodbag111are· everywhue. So are CB4 T-shirts and boxes of sneakers. Comedian Chris Rcx:kis on the VCR. The aound of e hip-hop b@at runa underneath th• dialogu111.

A. WHITE
Bw'e it hangin' homie?

MA.~SLA!.JGHTER Listen I wasn't crazy lllbcutthi• doo 111hit,butI •aid •okay." Now you dre111111eduplikeyou wasn't the dud• who you wrote that revi-1 Didn't you say my lyrics "~re of a po111tio•en•ibility unueual in hip=hop."

A. WHITE
(beaming)
Yea, I wrote that.

MM SLAOGB'l'llR And yen wrote our records w•r• •a:irecomparable to Kafltaor•••• c~ng• than L.L. Cool J or 111v•n N.W.A.•

A. WHIT!

(looksinto th• camera) What I triad to do in flJ'J'workis reach outside the r-:i...ofrap to tut of great literature.

KAlfSLAUGB'rmt Why you got to do that:?

A. fflll'l'E Well, it's to le9iti.lllizerap.

MANSL.WGB'l'ER (in A. White's face) Legitimize? You calling - a ba11t:ard?Yo, I know who flJ'J'father was, llllUCUI

Suddenly we h-r llllOundofastraw slurping up the la•t of a milk •hue.

WE SD STAB MI\S'l'ERAI¾SONhascOlllll!Ioutoftheprivat:arear se<::tionwith two gorgeous, g'Ulll-chewinggirliu and the la11tof a huge milk shake.

A. fflll'l'E (playing to the cill!ll!!llra) Yo, what's up, ho!lllllslica?

CUT Tat

A. WB.t'l'.l!Iflia111outtourbusdoor.HilllMd!llin a clW!IPon the al!lphalt. HilllaysthlllregrOAl\ing.DOCOMBNTAR'llC1I.MDA M:OVU lH.

A. WBITE (cootd)
l)Qe to the intense preaaurillcof tho!iroad,it took awhile for t:he bMd -mblllrato open up.
4

INT I BA.CLTSTAGBABBA - NIGH'1'

WJlSD A. WHITE -lking behind a man in aCB4 jacket tru:oughtha ba.Ckl!ltagillarea•Iti• YOKmEYROB, CBt'111 road IIIIUl&gu. He has hundreds of baoltat.agep&aaea dangling a.round hi• neck.

A. WHI'l'!: (to caffl!ilra) YoMoneyRob was ca••s tour Mn&ger, a mm:iwith a u.niqu•per ■ pectiveon the group.

YOK)NBYROB and A. WHITB -lk·through the hectic baclc ■ t.,.ge arl!I&. Roadie ■,tachnici&na and tan• mova about.

YO!«)MEYROB What you.gotta know in that record sale&, concert salsu, Kot.x ad& -- all that i111nice. But if you mum& know i.fa l:Ml.ndi•hotyou can only really tell by how heotio the 1111::ags door i ■• Now I've worlu1d with th- all. (IUIYoMon~Rob mantiOQIIIa group he holds up a backstage pa111m) Bootsy, Cameo, Frank Stallone,

Cheryl Pepsi• Riley -- that lewl of star ... But CB4 1111the most. crazy hectic of all.

Julllt&IIYOK)NfiROB finilllMIIIhil!Stalk,thl!lyreachtM l:!IJl.clu11tagedoor.Thedooropen•. Out.side th1u:-l!Iareasea of faces all shouting and shoving to get the atuntion •

of YO!«)NEYROB.

~FAN fl Tell Homicide hi$ bal:ly1 $motheri3 here!

F~ FAN ll That'e right, hi~ b&by'B mother is right here1Il

FEMAIJ.!lFANtl

FEM.l\Ll!:FANt2 Too lAta tor that now, honey. Re got. ra tool

CUT TO:
SECOND COUSIN
Yo, tAll Stab hi• second cu~ Zell• i ■outside the house!

TKIN T:!BNS Tell Han Slaughter w111•r111thetwin• troa laat night. And w111brO\lght our 1110ther1

FEHALB FAN fl Tell Han Slaughter it'111Pebblea trom Bed-Sty. Be know•-• I live in hi• granda:lther'111building, 111part:111ent4J.

YOMONBYROB
Yo, let tho•• ladi•• in.

cur 'l"Or

YO.K)N!:YROO (excited) Baby, I thought you'd never get here.

YOmN!ilYROB1-v- the doorway to PGX'~M.lly pick SISSY, an attractive light-skinned girl, out.of the crowd and eacort her i1.U1ide.

Allshe enters SISSY smiltHIat:A. WBI'l'Bandwalk• by.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Now th1111tour ia official.

A. WHI'n!l Who'• that lady?

YOMONEYROB
Han, that ain't no lady. That:'• Siaey, queen of th111hip-ho~u1.

Dft't OIJSIDBCB4'S DRESSING ROOM - NIGH'l'

~ door open111.SISSY c01H111out. She's standing putting hm: lip111tickbackon wh,m YOMONll:'rnOBand.A.W!l!'n!lW1llkup.

YOMONKYROB
Exeu.. - , your hoene111111.
SISSY
Bi, how you be?

L.L. Cool J walks by.

L.L. You jingling, baby.

YOK>NEYROB I lll-Cell Block 4 gave you a gift. Coaaider it aort ot a token ot their erection ..•

YOMONBYROB
Anyway, thia gentleman would like to intervi- you.
SISSY
I• he cool?
YOKONEYROB
(looks at A. White)
Ill!cool 1u11theyever ~t. Okay. White, go for yourll!II
SISSY
You really need_to do a story on-• Yea, I'm a multi-tal1mted, multi- faceted and multi-orgasmic. I act, I sing, I model.

A. lffllTE

• What shows have you been in?

What r-ordll! have you sung on? What m.gazinee have you appeared in?

SISSY
Now wait• minute. Who told you you could get all in m'fbusi.ness?

A. WHJ:T:! I•m.ll!fJ:t:ry.Iwa111ju111tcurioulli.

SISSY
curious, huh? Let me 111howyou lilQllethingtobe curious about.

Prom out of her bag ah• pull• a photo album.

SISSY (contd)
Th••• ara photo• I've taken over the yeiu:1:1otall m'/fri;;mdlliinhip- hop. It liltartll!withD.J.Hollywood who I met in the llllllln'1:1bathroomat th• Diaco Fever baok in 1979.
A. WHITE
1979?
SISSY
I •tarted young.

• A. W8ITB and SISSY look through photo album, but we can't

IHMIIthem••• yet•

SISSY
That'111MalleMel, the Sugar Hill Gang, D, Mand C, Whodini and fiw of thoM l'uriou• guya. I even have two of Al B. Sure!tl

A. mu:TZ But they*re all &l!llNp.

SISSY
(proudly)
What Clll\IMy? Here'• the Cl94 section •..

CA!mRA a:)M.§ ABOUND imd LOOKS AT the album over A. mtl:ff•111 111houlder.

Polaroid pictures of all CB~ member.i!Ifillthe 111creen. Each one -- HOMICIDB, MAN SLAUGH'l'ER,STAB MI\S'l'ERARSON and DBAD MIXE -- lie asleep in the l!lmMpo111itionina bed with th111S&l!lli!IredMtinshNts. DEAD MIKE looks particularly blililsful.

SISSY
Dead Mike, 111ucha111weeth-rt.
A. WHITE
DMd Mike? A -••the&rt?
SISSY
'l'lMU:'@-ma 111en111itivemid.II!tohim I -111 privill!lgedto111h.!lre.

SISSY illltillldtoa chair. DEAD MID mtimdiB no:t to her 111tuffingahuge J:mna,nainsISSY'iBlll.Outh.Thin:111i•awhip in bi• hlmd.

BACJCTO;

BACJCSTAGI

SISSY
What a man he wast He wasn't ■mall

• minded or lllll.ll.lllimbed.

SISSY ltx>k•dCJllfnatA.WBITB'a crotch.

SISSY (contd)
MOW vh&t I lll!l!!&n?Nowtell-· do you ma.Jtevideo•?
A. WHITE
No.
SISSY
Do you write video•?
A. WHITB
No.
SISSY
You see any videos?
A. WHITE
Well, I liked ~seat It."
SISSY
Really1 IAt's goI

Photo of A. WHITE 1u1leepin that S<l.l.'Moldspot.

DISSOLVE T(h

A. WHIT!: in SISSY'111bedasleep. In J.U:ALTIME.

Th• phOn\111ringllloff111creenandSISSYwalks '?BROUGHTm!:

FRAME and the C.AMli.:RAFOLLOWShlllll:'OV!lll:'toIIIdr<!ilillU!ll:'•The

wall111ofthe l:'OOIII.a:i:111linedwithlilrul.PlllhotlllofSISSYwith !laleceluritie111of every deacription.

She pico up the 1110bil111phone.

SISSY
Hey, yo, money.
(a pau111e)
What! That'I!!-ak. But he'd never do that alone.
(pau1u11I Of cow:se he'111righthere. I ju•t did what Han Slaughter told lM to. (pauu)
word.

SISSY hang ■ up. Then m0V!Ulto the b4ld•

SISSY (contd)

• Yo, Whitey. Get up!

l-t

A. NIIITB
Good 110rning.
SISSY
You only been here titteen mi.nut•••

Oh.

SISSY
Anyway, yau g-otta get ovar to the arau1,. Thara's a problem.
A. WBID
What?
SISSY
And they're blaming De111dHil:111.

OOTSIDB C:lll.LBLOCK4 1 sDR!JSSINGROOM

A big, burly J::01!!.dieand'lOMONBYROBstandblockingthe doorway. Media people including EV! !DmUWS are trying to gain admittance.

EV! ItoYoMonayRob) I111ittrue that black nati~list AfrOC$~trio militant radicals are trying to 111111iz111controlof this tour?

YOMONEYROB
Have you seen my collactinon of tour PUlllllllll1

EVl!: Don't try to ston!IIwall-• flunky!

A,.fflafffflllilll.up.

Q SD him through the hand held lens of hi ■OOCOMKNTARY ~.

EVE (contd)
Oh, I aaa your token white boy i ■ here.

YOfolJNBYRO!S Yo, ig her and go in ■ id•*Tru ■ tu ■ wana you to cover thi ■ •

TolteolI

A. lllll'?Scutahera dirty look and .mters the room®

In•id• th• CB4 dr•••ing room i• TROSTOS JONES and CB4'• melllber:111aveDBADMIU are on one •id• of the room. On the other i• BROTBBR BA BA ACJCand DEAD MID.

DEAD MID
Our d-.nd111are 111impl111.Unl••• we ean hav• an o~:l.ng act:of our choo111:l.ngandBaBa Ack get:111to■ pe&Jt, I'm outta here, my brother111.
NAB SU.OGBTZR
Get:the fuck out then and tlllka your taaoher wid you baok to your tribal homeland.Ill.You utltldtoba do~ but that:wa.111along cri.lNago.

TRUS'l'USJONES No. Let's compromise. We'll l•t you have the opening act:and o-d M.1.k•canperform an Afro-S!u11en--

TRUSTUS JONES
Y-h -- Afro-cent 111010.Ba Ba Ack, I can't:lat you 111~u. That:would be too political.

DEAD MIKE

TRUS'l'USJONES But:half the proce~ from today's show would go to your organization, NJ'L-- Nubiana For Liblllration.

BA BA ACX
(to Dead Mike)
No, D@ad Mi.Jee,Ithin.lethat'a l!l0re thim fair.
TRUSTUS JONES
(mailing ltnowingly)
Who ■ hould.wemake th• c~lt out to?
BA BA ACJC
To my holding company - Raymond Robinaoa IV. I UilGmy ala,,.!U!.mA

when dealing with bank•. (M:>RB)

BA BA ACX (contd)
(turn• to look into A. Whit.' 111CliUHrafor the firat tiJN)
Get that c&JMra out ot here, you white d4lvill

INT! CONCDT BALL - NIGHT

Crowd i• chanting •ca, I ICl:141l"w~ YO.l«>NBYROBwalk•on liltageto th• microphone.

YOMONEYROB
Welccae to the benefit concert for ..theNFL -- Nigg&'IllFuckiD' LargeI Ow: firat act i• the Islemic Camic.

'l'M IS:u.MJ:CCOMIChailon black pimtiiand gloVtUIIwithred lilll:ldgr1Nnfinger111.OneshOO!Iisred; one shoe 1111griND.. Coincidentally, he hlillsared,blaek and gr1Nn bag on hi111 head.

IS:u.MJ:CCOMIC Grlillet.ing11,NubiM$1111.nddevi1111. Have you noticed how all the green olives are in IIIjarand the black oliwu1 are in a cM. Let th• black olives be free.

No one laugh• except BA BA ACX.

ISIAMIC COMIC (contd)
Why did the white -.n c?:0111lilther()ll.d? 'Cauu I was getting ready to bu111t hillllUIII.

BA BA M:.X laughllllloudly.

ISIJUUC COMIC (contd)
Wh1U:do you get when you mix ma, thl:M white man Md a IIIU:-lillhot revolver? ThrH bullets.

a M M:.X Laugha again. Ne onlillal111edOlils.

ISLAMIC COMIC(contd)
Tharu!:you,m.yfsllow Nubians.

YOMON!:YROB Thank you, I.C. Lack forh iJR opening for Profea1110r"Griffon th• upcoming Afro-Aaiatio tour. I btilitiveth111touratart:li!inB.naonhurat. Now, in a rar111aoloP4rformanc•, Dll!adMike.

To entbu■ i.a ■ ticapplause,DEADMIJCS-lka onto th• •~g•.

OBAO MJ:lCB I've been to tb• Bronx, I've been to Oaktown, I've even been to BrixtOD. But if there i• Olli!! thing th&t'isthe isam11inall of th••• pl.ac•••it iisthia1 Pork i• the whit• man and tb• whit• man i• pork. If you aver cut up a whit. ma.nyou won't find blood vessels. You'll find pork. Wh&t dOIUI white !lilp!!lllbackWl!lrdl!I?PorltI Iknow you don't see it, 'cause they got you brainwashed. I can see th• suds cClilUngoutyour ears, right now. Now I got a righteous rap for you.

BACKSTAGE - NIGH'!'

HOMICIDE
I got a bad f-ling about this.

TRUS'l'USJONES Don't worry. It's tax deductible.

HOMICIOB
It'a not about mo~y. It'a all getting too complicated. Aa long aa we stuck to pussy I -•n't worried. some people take all thi• very aerioualy.
TRUSTUS JONBS
Yo, relax and 11topletting your bourgie ahow. Thi111willhave no r11~rcu1111ions.
BACK TO:

OB.ADMID'11 ~rformance ot I'm Madw ia blunt !indto the point. It oonai ■ t•si.lllplyottwoelement•: a e11ri1111o! CLOSS UPS ot DEAD MIKE, ata.ringinten~ly IN'l'OTHBCAMERA with hi• face lit~~ revolving gre•n and red lights, and DEAD MllCB t•.aringto pieces IIgiant map of the o.s.

DBAD MID
I'm mad/It ta.It••a nation of million• to hold !Mlback/But 'flll,/Uai-igb•a ton and it'111aimedat your back/I

bring th• noi•• every cha.neeI get/ So tuck the police/and fuck the ~lanl I'm mad!I

,..DEAi! MIQ perform. Wll:sm:TBB CAMBRA POLL BAC!tfrom th• atage owr the audience, peat young whit• and black tac••, to the irritated pale face of DISPBC'l'ORO'BR.IANROBINSON, He 111oowl111atthe•tage,•tuffa a ciqar in bi• !IIOuthand radiate• a cafflicwaveof ho•tility. ,

A SECURITY GUABD t&pa hilllontbli•boulder and point• to a "No Smoking" 1Jign. ROBINSON·111u.nd111upandpunehej!Ithe Sli:CURJ:'l'YGUARDtothlllfloor.Then !IOBINSON pull111out a very big gun and a very big badge. People around him begin to panic•

ROBINSON waws his gun careles111lyinthe air aa he atanda over thl!ISBCUlU'I'YGUARD.

ROBINSON
You're under arre111t.I

GUA!IO What's the charge?

ROBINSON
Incitement to riot.

SACJC TOt

People begin jumping onto th• •tage.

COT T01

BAC.!tSTAGB

HOMICIDE

• What did I tell you?

TRDSTTJSJONES
Quick. tet'111findthe pro1110terl

HOHICID!! To prot-.:thim?

TROSTOS JONES
Hell no! To protect our 1110nay1
COT TO:

BACJl'.STA.GEDOOR

ThiiPROMJTBR, a h-vy lll&tbl&ck-man,i• hMded out the door with a hag ot money.

MAN SLAUGH'l'ER Yo, 111lowyourroll with our money1

CELL BLOCll:4, along with TROSTOS JONES and YOMON:!YROB, confront the P:11:0MOTER.

PROMOTER
Your m,mey? You and your crew cau111eda riot with all that pro- N~ro ~s111. I'm ju111tprotecting the cash. We oan settle up later.

• TRUSTUS JONES

If you don't mind, we'll guard our 111hueourselves.

PROWTER pulls out a gun.

PROMOTER
STAY !:!ACKORI'LL USE IT!

HOW:CIOE St.lb, lillteptohillll

S'?U MMTD ARSON !!itlilpl!Iforwardandpullsthestraw out of hi.IImouth and twirls it threateningly at the PROl«)TER. ror the fir111ttime in the tila h• 111peak111.•.

STAB MASTER ARSON
YO, THIS IS THE LAST STRAHi

The PROMOT!:R Laughs, but he shouldn't have. STAB raarl!I baok and Sllill:::IXl!Ith•PROHYl'ERupsidehi•h-dvi ththe straw. The P!tO!«)'l'ERtalla.Thestraw movel!Irapidly through the air. W;rih-r grunts. WB SEE blood flying in the air. Th• scene is Hitchcockian in it• horror ..• tJ:Ul!ltUlill,

WB SD Ta! P!IOMOTBRfall.

A RO.ADIB,illlarge muacular black -n in illtanktop, l~• ov.r the body illillINSPECTORROBINSONarrive•.

ROBINSON
WHO DID THIS?
ROADIE
It -ill --

Ott illcreen- hear the alurping of illi!ltraw.

WE SU STAB Mil.STERARSON leaninq againet illwallwith illstraw in hia mouth and a milk 111hakainhie hand.

ROBINSON
Well?

The MADIE loolu1at MBINSON. A beat. Thim the MADIE get.111upandrun111away.

ROBINSON (contd)
You punk!!lwon't get.a-y with thiill. Th•re'illbeen a riot, an illillillillultand illOIMIverybad grU!mllrin thi111place tonight. Someone•111goingto pay.

• KM SLAUGHTER

Thisiboy'lildroppin' 1110reshitthan a pigillOn.

TRUSTUS JONES
Who are you?
MBINSON
t·'•.Inlilpectoro•BrimiRobiniKm of th@ DepartlllllilntofEnvironlll!lilntal Protection1 Noiaa Pollution Divi111ion. My job -- and I'vsiaccept.adit -- ia to monitor this tour as a potimtial threat to the nation's ~ar drwu.
BOHICIDB
Sound• like a c8nsorahip group to-•
ROBINSON
(ignoring Bolll.icide)
Wh&t'a in th• bag?
TURSTUS JONES
our money.

ROBINSON snatch•• it !rom JONES. STAB MAST!!RARSON lllOVi!Ul! toward him. TROSTOS JONES motiooa with hia h-d •no.w

• R:>BINSON

Tough guy, huh?

WZ SU ROBINSON !rca the POV of A. WBIT'B'SDOCUMENTARY CAMERA.

ROBINSON (contd)
Who the fucltare you?

A.,WHITE I'111A.White. I'11doing a documentary on Cell Block 4.

ROBINSON
I don't like white boys woo help !llp:readthi1:1rapcrapanymore than

I lik111themoron111who make it. so Al1110Whiteand all of,you, just know that I'll be around. Another incident like tonight and I'll ha'lleyouall up on pollution charge111.

STAB bl.oweloudly through hi111111traw.

INTi MII,I,!1'~MORRISRECEPTION Am - DAY

A. WHITB, now in a l!luitand tie, 111tand111in:!!rontofthe R:=:CEPT!ONIST.

A. WHITE
RG<ldy? Let' l!it:ryagain.
(J;mU!lle)
In the wake of the wate:i::melon controversy, Dead Mike'e threatened boycott, the riot, the myeterioua beating of th• Promoter and the forlllbodingpreeence o! Inepactor Robinson, TrW1tua Jones and Cell Block 4 want to ref0<::uaattention on music. As a re11ultthey r-ched out to one of the industry giants,

• Mr. William Morris.

A. WBITJI:tUffllilto!ac•th• gcl!:PTIOMIST.a md-40'lll'olhit• W01Mt1,who'a1HH:1nplentyof 111tarsandie' t impr••••d by A. NHITE one bit. She w-r111 very thick gla•••••

A. WHITE (contd)

RECEPTIONIST

A. WHIT!: I've been waiting two hours. Hy crew i• on overtilll!l:I.

RECEPTIClf!ST Well, what do you want lM to do about it?

A. WHITE
Call him againlll

RECEPTIONIST CUtlllhima dirty look.

A. WHITE (contd)
••• plu111e•

The RECEPTIONIST smiles and then dial111.

• RECEPTION! ST

Mr. Morris?••• Oh, it is a beautiful day, isn't it? Oh, my grandchildren are fine.

She laugh1111.A.WHITE: fWllelil.

ru!:CEP'I'IONIST(contd) You shouldn't talk that way at yOJ.r ag:1:1S

A. WBI'l'Bat.imdsoverher trying ·tolook important.

RECEPTIONIST (contd)
Ob, th:l:lr111'111aMr.Whitewaitingfor you ••• Yeah, the man fro,:athat. boring ulevi111ion ahow ••• Oby, I'll let him in anyway••• {looking up at A. White) Go in and ma~l!ia righ:t,tNm anctMl: right at th• turn and then straight.
A. WHITE
Itocru:lilllra) Come ont 11

The CAMDA FOLLONS A. WHITE P••t otfic•• filled with agent• and ••cret&rie• clo•ing deal•. At the very end of th• corridor• i• a door and on it are th• wordll, •lfILIJAH MORRIS.•

A. WBITB opena the door and WE SE~ 11,white haired old !llan in a plaid jaaxet, red veat, amoxing a large cigar. Bia office i• tilled with paper• and picture• doc:um-,.ting a lifetime in ahow bu•ineaa.

WILLIAM MORRIS
Glad you could atop by, Sonny, It'111alway•fun to di111c1.U11111the bu 111inllHllll•
A. WITB
Thank you for yow: t~, 11ir. We want to dooW!llllntyourrole in the career of CB4.
WILLIAM MORRIS
The acha:i::tzer111kidawiththe111neuer111, right? Why them when you could do the Sylver& or soouy Collin111? I llll!lanreallyhotgroup111.Whyyou -nna waste film on them, when thera ara people like llll!Iaround?AJ:'111they 1111tbllt?

• (hEIIlllugMto hiln!Hllf)

I'm joking, I'm joking.

A. WHITB
I gat it, sir.

Wn.LIAM MOlUUS Don't get me wrong -- I love working with Negroee. Abaolutaly delightful paople. Delightful. Me and Saaiy u~ to maat daily baGk when the offi~ was on Sr011d-y. see tMt pic:rtur@ther@?

n SD photo of WILLIAM .!«>IUUSaitting in a chair getting hi• ehoae lllhinadbyan old black l!l!lmwith•sAMMY• written on the baok of hi• shirt.

BACJCTO:

WILLIAM MOmtIS LOvtldthat Sammy. Lovtld him like a son•. Had the best handa on the •treet• What rhythm!

A. WHITE
It's well known that you appreciate artiatry.

WILLIAM K:>RR.IS You don't have to flatter the old man, but ~th&nltyou,w I d•••rve it.

A. WHI'l'B About Cell Block 4, sir

WlLLIAK llCIMUS Oh, y-h, the hippity hop guya.

w:ILLIAMJ«)RJUS-lk• over to a pile of ledger book•.

WILLIAM K:>RRIS(contd) Let's see •.. Okay, here we are. Negros1111. (Morris dri::l'psthebookon his desk and put1111onhi• g las1uu1) Cell Blook 4. We booked them to work a dat:s once, but they refused becau- it WAIIIIShe.t"!MnHel!!115ley'lll birthday. It.'1111IIIIOIMkindofbl111ck IUl.tiOMlholidllly• •.The group was arreated and fined $1,JOO for "lewd

• and unprofes1111ionalbehavior~in

Daytona, Florida. I think they grabbed their balls on stage.

A. WHITE
It'1111aculturally corract:a11111111ertion of 1U.1111culinepride.

W!.LLIAM MOBIS A11111111ertion,erection,whocares?The l!!IOll!ltimportantthingiathatI still collected M'/ 151 ... Okay, hare it i1111. Ihatakes off hia glu1111e1111j I ju1111tbookedthem on tour with the group Ray, Bobby;; Brown.

'l'bemusicof a ~&B dAnc• aong can b!IIIh-rdunder the rest of roruus• dialogue.

MORRIS (contd)
I think the combination ahould work. Ray, Bobby ;;Brown, a dynallliteha.rmony group -- what you people t~y call rhythm and blues or aoul -- s- the old man still know• what's happening -- and put them with the an•&lt•rkid.a, who are fabulous, absolutely tabuloua
(MORB)

l«lRRIS (contd) in their own vay, and you'd cover all your baseai young, old, Mrmony, hippity-hoppity, (finally, a pauae) There ahould be a.nyproble-? After all, they're all Negro••• aran't they?

COT T01

AAY, BOBBY itB!lCMlilVIDBO

WE SU RAY, BOBBY' BROtftilperformingthair aunderd, "My Baby Bit 'l'haNw!!l:ler(andSheDidn't Give Me A OiJM)."

Video Oescripti01u My BGy Hit The Number." The puformam:::es of RAY, BOBBY i BRO'lmua a l!lhakaymixof hip-hop dance steps and old style Temptation choreography. Undar the stage lights their gray h.Airglist..ms and their sequined suits shine. Despite a new jack l::leatbehind them, RAY, OOBBY &iiBROW are still as old fashioned a111 a white leisure 111uit.

SAMPLE LYlUCS "Sha played 544 It ca111111outinthehandle. I -id 'BGy, g:l.VIII!1111111~,' She said, 'No, not enough for a candle.'~

A. WHITE (VO)
If CB4 represented black 111Usic'111new wave, Ray, Bobby, Brown were out of the long, venerel<11tradition of rhythm and blues.

The following photcs are 111uperimposl!ldoverthe•,ridec.

A. WHITE (VO,contd)
Th;l.1111beganinthe'50s as the Rag '?Ope•••
COT TO:

Photo of 'l'BR!mBLACK GUYS with their hair conked &nd dressed '50• atyle.

A, WBITB (VO, contd) In th• '601:1th•ywere the Soul Babes,

COT TO,

::i:1otootTHREEWHITE WOMB."!,in'60a tub• dre•a••.

COT TO;

A. WHITE (VO, contd)
and in the '70• f'unkaholica•••

Photo ot an Atroed, bell bottomed funk band, with many

• muaiciallJI•••

A. WHIT!:(VO, contd) ••• before evolving into Ray, Bobby , Brown. The group ia so old, their tirat LP w1mt only wood. Through all these yeara, th• group had two hita, wThere•s A Thin Line Between Art and Shit,~ recorded tor Motown's Dark Side label in 1968 -- Berey Go.rdy'sshort,-.liwd.psychedalic llHl<lll -- which was l&ter r111CordedbyGeorge Michael, 1md their comeback new jack Ring sm.1um, "My Ba.byBit:The Number (andShe Didn't Giw ~ A Dillllll)."

RAY, BOBBY, BROWN, in garish R&B outfits and corny dance ,step111,untilth<1endof the song.

INTa BACKSTAG!:- NIGH'l'

WE SEE A.,WHITE through the OOCOMENTARY ~ walk down a hallway to a door that reads, "RAY, BOBBY & BROW.~ &IIkll0Ck15•

A southern voice comes from bahind the door, asking, •Who it be?"

A. WHITE
It's A. White. I spoksto your manager about an intervi-.

Th• door opens to reveal a jheri curll!ldblackman, late 401 111holdingaplate full of ribs. He is RAY, the group's llMder, nth one blinding bright gold tooth right in front of his l!IQUth.

AAY
That fool manager don't know nothing. How you be?

He lio:ltatherib grease off his fingers, then reache• out to ah&Jt•A. WHITE'S hand.

AAY (contd)
Good to meet ya. Come on in!
5

INT: DRESSING ROOM - DAY

In the center ot th• ro<:l!:niaabu!!ettable tilled with ribs,

pig's feet, nec.k.boneandgrits. There i• a big pot of gr•- being 1.1aedfordip. BOUY and BROWN sit on stool• in front ot dreaaing ta.bl•• ...tingwith big gob• of gr...•• on their lipa, face and fingers® Th-,yhave plaa~ic bag• on their huda.

RAY
Thia ia Bobby . Thi• ia l:n:own.

They reach out:to shake A. W&ITS's hand.

A. WITZ
Don't let illll!Iinterruptyou.

A. WHITS sits down ??,exttothe atill a.mching RAY.

A. iffll'n(contd) I just wanted to know yow:: f~ling111 about touring with Cell Block 4.

RAY
Well, Mr. White -- can I call you Whitey?
RAY
Well, Whitey, rap is'a wonderful

vehicle for the youth .•. Kinda like lilt:ickball.Butit won't last. All that zippidy doo dab zippidy zoo shit. Remel'llberblackand '<ih.it:eT'ln Gone. Eight tracu. Gonel Bet:amax. GoneJ Gone! Gonel But we're still here because what we offer the public illlprofelil111ionalb1m.Right,Bobby? Right, Brown?

BJ.111group!Ml.tell!,111tillgoppingd~ food, ju111tgrunt affi.nlnt:iwly with gr-lilegurgling off their liplil.

RAY (contd)
The diff111r111ncebet:w-nrapand what Wl!Idoi• that rap illlall talk. We aa.ng. Hear n:11!1goodnow••• SANGI

Anybody can talk. I'm talkin right now, ya und1:11r111tand? (he laugha) What thia tour ia gonna 111hcwiawhat 111epsrat1:11111therapper111lromUl!Ipro- fassional anurtainers. You'll s-, Whitey, you'll see.

EXT1 Of'!'ICIALLOO!':.INGBUILDING-DAY

IlfT1 DOORNAY - •oFFICE OF SONIC POLLOTION• - DAY

DISSOLV'BTO:

K:>O'l'HOP'O'BRIENROBINSON

ROBINSON
Yee, air, I'm on the case ..• Yea, I agree th•y are a terrifying threat ••• Your grandchildren caught rhyaing? Terribl• •••

CAMBRA POLLS BACK ao WE SU ROBINSON sitting behind a d••k with an American flag behind hia.

ROBINSON (contd)
They'll fuck up. I'll definitely kick a little ass. Say hello to the little lady. Hope tbiiltJennie Craig progrMI fulfill!:!all your dream111.

aa hang!!!up.~ PULLS BACK 1110WESEE EVE EDWARDS sitting across the desk. ~ STOPS wh~ it pulls back far enough to reveal her pretty legs.

• ROBINSON (contd)

Just as I told you. This inquiry ha111 mupport at the highEl•t level of our government.

As he talks ROBINSON'!IIIeyesare focused on EVE EDWARDS' leg!!i.

EW EDWARDS
You're pi::ol!lising111111anexclW11ive?.
ROBINSON
•Mill.Edwards-- may I call you Eve -- you n~ have an all acoe!!lspase to thi!!iinveatigation.

EVE EDlOJmS It won't bllea.y atopping Cell Block 4. Sexism has a lot of eupportars.

ROBINSON get• up and walk!!around th• deek to !ace her.

ROBINSOO
They'll self-destruct. With your help, we'll make sure all of Am•rica
(~RE)
ROBINSON(contd)
that moral purity i• at th• heart of thi• Republic.
(now at.andingover her, groin at face level)
Be great working with you.

EVE •tanda up and, angrily, get ■in hi• face.

BVB EDWARDS
Liatan, white l:loy.Don't try and get sll!OOthwith -1
(now softer)
You get !118inaici.dopa and, maybe, -we•ll work cloaely.
(hardagain)
But the info:i:m,ationhadbetter be good.
ROBINSON
I'll be in touch.

C.84tour DUI!drives up, SEEN 'l'H!IOUGHA.WHI'l'B'SDOCUMl!:N'l'ARY CAMEM. CB4 and YOMONZ't'ROBexit bus and head inside Holiday Inn with CAMERA FOLLOWING•

DlT; HOLIDAY INN - DAY

CB4 -mber111walk in passing sign announcing "Delta Alpha Sci PhiQ sorority meeting.

They liltandincheck in line. STAB MASTER ARSON is aJ::u10rbedinacopy of Tit Man maga$ine. MAN SLAOGH'rE.R stands cleaning his U~i. HOMICIDE fixes hi• hair as he looks in a a1Rll hand mirror.

Out of th@ hotel restaurant cOl!llilllllIIIgroupofBA.P's(Black ~:I.can !iilrincilillllllllililllll--cutlll,wellgroomed,pl!lrky.Oneof tblim1111DALIBABOND, the woman from the picturl!Iin BOKtClDB•Illapartmomt.

She 111~111hain line and walks owir.

DALIHA BOND
Alb<!rt? Albert Brown, i• that you? It's Daliha.

BOMICIDl!l (inhi• beat buppi• accent) Dali.haBond. You look wonderful!

MAIiSLAUGH'l'ERturnaaround, diaguated at HOMICIDE'& buppi• demeanor. HOMICIDE notice• a.ndquickly changea geara.

• HOMICIDE

Yo, gee, how ya livin'?

DALIHA
Yo, G? Why are you talking that way and what are you wearing? If I didn't know any better I'd .nMar you were black.
HOMICIDE
(in vhiaper)
Baby, you're blowing r.twhole gime.
(to A. White)
Whitey, cut that off!

HOMICIDJ!: we need to talk•

My 1110therwasjust asking wheth111r

• you're going with us to Sag Harbor

again this Labor O&y.

HOMICIDE

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DALIW\ BOND FACING THE CAMERA

A. WHITE (OC)
Are you surprised at Albert Br0ffll'11 chosen profession?

I cannot believe it. It just really gro!llse11meout. When - ware together he used to play IIfew rap reoorde and bounce around the living room.

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A LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

HOMICIDE ia in front of a fireplace in hia underw.a.r rapping. DALIHA, lounging in IIcamisole, poliahea her • n&ila looking bored.

HACK TO:

But it wae always just e goof. Ha did write poetry and he wea a tot.Allyexcellent poet, I have one with me. (ahe takes paper out of her purse) Be called it •Prelude To Love.~

we awitch back and forth b•t-•n the voices of DAI.IHAand

HOMICIDE reciting the po...

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6

EXT I A PARX - DAY

In a park WE SEE DAI.IHArunning through a meadow; hair

bOmcing, brei1.111tsbouncing.A viaion of lovelin4i!!1u1. HOMICIDE runs.toward her too; hi111chains bouncing, hi!! Kangol cap bouncing - but staying on -- and his unlaced

111neak111rsfloppingonhi111feet.

POEM
I can't believe the beauty of your soul, Or the 11weetn,u1zofyour 11m.ile, You ua everything I've ever wanted in a wo!llWl/canour!IIOmantsbe true? Can sugary emotion last long? I wish I knew, but we never do/It's strange where we lose our heart, I don't know how it.happened, but I do know why and that knowledge must b.aaccepted, the simple t.r'..1.thsoflifehavl!ll!lade!1111!1cry/ A11 the slJll!mflrgro,qatrongand the autumn builds strong thought.I!!ofour !IIOtllent.swillgrowinto'«<lnderfulimages to keep u• warni.inthe winter /Y.ou1H1e I thua for I know little of love's loi:1gevity/Butmuchof it111passionl!I and ends, I search, long n-d, dl!lsire and wonder a.bout,th• emotion that 111uasui.1u1emotion/IbelieveI want to find it though I'm fearful of what I'll find/Thia is my prelude to loving you, take it for it sayB l!!Uchofmil!Ior rather of my past, you hold a key to my future.
DALIBA
He was so sweet. But once he got into rap h• ended up w-ring anea.lterafor B living.

Ilfft SOMICIDB 'S IIOOM- DA'!

DALIBA •t.tt.nd•witha CB4 baseball cap on •id•-Y• and 111

• 9old abain around her neck.

DALIHA
Albert, you gave up &n opportunity to go to '!ale for thi•? I don't under•t&.ndit.

BOHICIDB walks in from the bllthroomvith lawn clip~i::111, cutting his hair.

BOMICID.S
Pir•t, don't call :meAlbert. Two, you won't erwer1.mder111t.md.All you know i1119-to-s and Ph.D'111.I tried it. But, baby, it•s neffr what you think it'111·gonnabe when it i111 what it r-lly i111.

What i111that,a riddle?

HOMICIDE
It 1Man111thatA:!!"lll,!Wi111uit-ruq:ie111e account living wa111n't111111fulfilling

• to me as rocking a me. And, bot:!:.0111

line, I'm get.tingpaid.

DALIHA
Life i111notall a.boutl!ICnay.
HOMICIDE
Ya4h. What's it all about than?

Love. I love Albert Brown, I want you !».ck.

Sn. COlllillllilover&ndki111111111111himpa.111111ionataly,asagooey-

midnight-lova song ia heard on th<!!soundtrack.

COT Tai

BO'l'BLHALLWAY - DAY

MAN SIAOGH'l'l!l:RandDEADHJ:1CEarewalking down the hall.

DEAD MI1CE
You buggin'I Jodan may b• air, but Barkley is the rebelliou• black man's ballplayer. Sport• •hould be play•d with a veng-nce. I per•onally
(z.t:)RE)
DEAD MID (contd)
play ball with my elbows out, ba•eball with my apikea high, football with crazy attitude. Bob ~•n't know •hit compared to !!lii!Ia.ndB&!t'ltleyiatheonlypro who play ■exact .andcorrect.
HAN SLA.OGHTER
Ah, 1111:u,.Jordani•a -.ilti-million dollar llliln.Heendor••• Nike. He endor111e111Coke.Heendorses Wh-ties.
DEAD MID
Exactly. Only a card carrying, ahufflinq and jivin' buppie would .mdorse Wheatiee.

MAN SIAUGm'ER Yo, this is Homicide's room. He'll be down with Jordan.

MJW SLAU~R pulle something out ofhis pocket and picks open the doer t.oHOMICIDE'lilt'OQII.

They enter the room to find DAI.IBAand HOMICIDE on the bed. She's on top of HOMICIDE, kissing him passionately . ••• Oh, yeah, th415irclothesare on.

Leaving th411doeropa.nDEAD MIKE and MAN SLAUGHTER walk over to t.h4!1bed.

MAN SLAUGHTD.
Home girl is doing workl

A start.loo DAI.IBA111hriek111whenshe111ee111them.

DALIHA

HOMJ:CIDE Onfortun~tely, t:he111eereco=worker!II.

MAN 5LAUGHTER
Yo, yo,irbourgie 1111showing.
HOMICIDE
_It'!ilalright. She know..

HOMICIDE and DALIHA stand up.

DE:ADMJ:KE My t>eautitul high yellow aiater, my naml!Iia Dead Mike.

MAN SLAOGHTD
(grabbing her hand)
Damn, your hand• are as •oft as a wet baby's ass.

• (in a •exy voice)

I am Han Slaughter, the Grand Verbalizer Mo•t High and let me tell you, sweet thing, I like rrry WO!!IMlike I like rrryrice. tallow.

DALIHA
(pulling her hand away)
Excuae mel
MAN SLAUGHTER
Oh, it's like that, huh?

ffl!SD STAB M:ASTERARSON, SISSY, and TWO GIRLIES entet: the room. Following clo111eMhind i• A. lfflITE.

Now WE SD DOC!JMENTARYFOOTAGE o:fact:ivit:illllllin00.KtCIDB's J:001'11.

WE SD MAN SLAUGm'ER still trying to talk to DALJJiAwhile HOMICID! loolu1in the minor •••

WE SD STAB MASTER ARSON and DEAD MIKE and thitTWO GIRLIES hugging and fondling on t.hebed •••

WE SD A. WHITE trying to catch a rap with a reluctant SISSY.

A. ffl'I.ITE You don't ret.uJ:nrrtycalls.

SISSY
Ah• DaDY, you.know, I just been get.tin'-- I~ been buay.
(to camera)
Hey, camera guy, you know you lookin' good in tholllejeanlll.

A. lfflITE Cut that camera ot!!

EX'l't T!U!:ATERENTRANCE- NIGHT

P'&_NIenter. On the J:MrquN illthe an.'lounc-nt -- •cELL BLOCJC 4" and underneath "RAY, BOBBY IiBROWN."

7

INT: TBEATBR STAGE

RAY, BOBBY, BROWN are ending a performance*

CUT TO!

BACXSTAGB

WJISD RAY, BOBBY & BROWN performing from the wing• through tM OOCOMBNTA.RY CAMERA. They end their perform-

ance and -a orow,.iu,THBCAMBRA. We hear the aound of aolid but polite applauae.

RAY
(to camera)
Hear that? That'111profeaaionali•••

YCM:>NBYIIOBwalklilbythffl!Iand90••OIUib.ge. RAY st:and11 11ndwatchjillllhim,reachingint:ohi• pocket:and pull• out a box of sunflower 111eed111.

YOMONEDOB
Are you ready for 111bl.rt:imel

We h111arthe11oundof thundlllroU111chlil<1r11•.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Ar111youready for Cell Block 41

RAY begim1 nervously eating hi11111unflower111(Nde•

CELL BLOCK 4 and SISSY walk INTO THE FRAM!.

MAN SLAOGBTlm (to Ray) Bear how large we are?

RAY, obvioU111lyfru111trated,111pit111outa111eedandithits SISSY.

SISSY
Bey, watch out, old manl

MAN SIJU.lGHTER Yo, Grandpa, we don't play that 111unflower111eed111hit.

SISSY
That's right.
RAY
Who you talkin' to Jezebel?

MAN S!AUGBTER Jezebel? Her naJN'111Si!ii!!Y,fool•

SISSY whiapera in MAN SLAUGHTER' !iiear.

MAN SLAUGHTER (contd)
Ohh •.. You calling her a ho?

RAY

If the shoe !itai

MAN SLAOGHTl!:Rlunge• !or RAY and a fight ensues with bodi•• lying.

Combatant• roll out of the winga and onto the atage.

SISSY confronta RAY.

RAY
Hey, bit--1

Before RAY can finish his sentence, SISSY hit!!him with a rol.l.l'l.dhoul!leright.

RAY's gold tooth flies out of his ll!OUthonto the stage.

A KID in the crowd 111pouit.

KID
Yo. goldIII

Four audience melllbersleapon stage in the never ending pursuit of gold.

9

INT: EIOWING PEN - DAY

WE SU the bars. Then WE !«:lV'Bthroughthe bars and SEE the """ll!NJ:'111ofCELLBLOCX4Md YOK>NEYROB 111ittoungaround a cell. No one is U.lking. Th<!!yall look depressed.

We h-r the aound of 111ol!lveralpair!!!offeetcomingdown the hall t.fflfardthem.

YOMONEYROB
(getting up)
I bet that's Trustus with the bail! Hey, Trustullll I

But it'll!not. It's ROBINSON, EVE EDtiARDS and !I.caml!lracrew.

ROBINSON
Sorry, no bail !or you boy•. word came down from on high®
EVE EDWARDS
We' re ready,

ROBINSON

• Liqhtllof.a video camera come on.

BVE 1!:DWAROS I underatand that you •pear-headed thi• campaign.

ROBINSON
Cell Block 4 hg111polluted the air- -ve111of thi111n.atiaifor the laat til!l8.Their rscord of. riot incit-t, lewdness and poor grammar will, following their trial, 111111111them incarcerated, banned and hopefully unemployed.

EVB !DWA.ru::iS Thank you, Inap~tor RobinlKm. On tonight's program, we will explore the drugs, 111a:Md violence of Cell Block 4, a group who roaa out of jail Md, inevitably, ended up back insido1.

DEAD MIKE -us up to the front.of the cell. Through the

10

,BARS,HE 111PEAK111TOHER.

DEAD MIKE
Si111tar,areyou going to let u111 respond? I am righteou111,correct and exact. You don't haw to lock hard to 111111111thatI'mblack••And, underneath all that make up, I know you are too.
EVE EDWARDS
cut: the ca-rail°.

ffHI'N ilqht:sdisappear,

EVE l!:DWAlmS Don't try to ~!li!lt:4:lr"m111.Abadman i• a bad man and Cell Block 4 is sexist, mi11ogynist and, be11id•••you guys hate 'ill'Om!ln•

HOMICIDE
I love women.

From th• back of tha cell1

MAN SLAOGm'ER Hey, witch, fuck you!

• ROBINSON

Seel See, you're doing the right thing, Eve,

DEAD MI.KE
Think a.bout who he i• and what he repreaenta, •i•ter. Thinkll
(referring to Robinaon)

EVE 1:1ee1N1tobeweighing her option.. DEAD MI.KE'Iii•peech affected her, but vho know• hov much?

EXT1 VlDll:OPROOOCTIClfSTUDIO - NIGHT

11

INT: EDITING ROOM -NIGHT

A. WHITE and TRUSTUS JONES sit behind a control board.

A. WHITE
This seelNI like a waste ot ti.me.
TRUSTOS JONES
Where there's money to be made time can never be wasted.

• A. WHITE

How can you be so cold? A band you nurtured is about to be destroyed. They all have recordlil. A judge, taking into account the negative publicity Eve Edwards has genarated, might t.'>irowt.'>iebook.

TROSTOS JONES
I4ltme te11 you solll8thingII was born on a doorstep with a note acroslil my chelilt.It read, "Do the beliltyou can for him, world.• I had to •uck the first nipple come along. I didn't run away from hoi. -- I ran to find a home. I ran to find Gnd. And the nsareliltIcould get to God ililpeople. And what do people fight for? Money -- so I figure God must be 111011ey.SoI al-ya try to be Godly.

A. WB!T:S is •tunned by TROSTUS JONES' logic•

A@ WHITE Could you aay that again?

TRUSTOS JONBS
White man, thi• tape may be th• l&at check that th••• boya get. Between you and me &nd the light-

• bulb, they ain't that talented.

So look, juat ahow me vhat you got and I promi•• to explain it to you l•ter*

A. WHITE pre•••• a button on the conaole.

A monitor comes to lite. First color b&ra. Then th• ten- second countdown. Then .•.

CUT TO:

MONl'l'ORSCmmN

On a Harlem str-t, A. WHITE, in preppie outfit, looks IN'I'OCAMl::RA.

A. WHITE
We on yet? Okay.
(a beat)
Harlem is a place of the w:iu:pected. It is also the hol!!ll!Ioftwolong t~ residents wo, like Bo Diddley .and Chuck Berey, created a magical

• music, and were ripped off by ~the

Man.

CUT TO:

Two Hasidic Jews, SIMON and SAUL, are aitting on the atepa of a building. A little black girl COl!!ll!II!!byplayingjump rope. SIMON.and SAOL look INTO TlU!:ClU>mRAwearing long gray bea:i:48,black hats and 111terndemeanorm. In fact, thGy h£VII on the same kind of hat:11all!CELLBLOCK 4 did ill1983.

SIMON
We've lived in thi• whiteston11 ainc• the '40a.
SAUL
That's righ~, whiteatone.
SIMON.
Anyway, we'd been working on thia rap thing !or yeara.
SAUL
Drop science, Simoni Kick it hard!

SL"!ON So, one day thia kid Euripides Small• COD!!liltodeliver trom Balducci's. Ba heara us rap.

SAUL
Juat a little thing, you know. •so, socialize, open up your eyea, and wiggle your behind.• And boom!

SIKJN

SIMON
NlllXtthingwe know he'lilliving largll!Isportingdope g-r, chill.in' with fly hoes. Ha w.111allt.hlilt.
CUT TO:

PhotOlilofEuripides Smalls aka MAN SLAUGHTER as a child. Cute photo111too,with MAN SLAUGHT'.:::R'sadulth-dsuper- i.mpaaedon the child':sbody. One photo ahow111MANSLAUGi.'f'rlm

standing in front of an orphlilns'home.

WE SEE Su~r S footage of a high lilchoolgraduation.

A. WHITE ('110)
Ab&ndoned by pa.rants and raised by roachlils...

WB SEE MAN SLAUGHTER, in lina vith other graduat.es,

crawling on all fours in graduation cap and gown.

A. WHITE ('110,contd)
••• ha -nt on tc 1-d a no:n1111.llifa.

~ SLAUGmBR !i!Und111staringout from behind pri!l!Onbar•.

Ctl'l'ro1

MAN SLACJG!n'BR•itaFAC:NG TSE CAMl:rnA,w-ring priaon g-r, eating a hot dog as we hear A. WHITE'111voice.

A. WHITE (VO)
After a •erie• of odd job•, including gynecologi111t,casting director and the chairman•hip o! General Motor111, Euripidea turned to crime.
A. WHITE
So what crime• h.aveyou cOl!IIUtted?

MAN SLAUGHTER
Ma.nalaughter, of course. A tew ••-ulta. Beat the ahit out of m'f grand.!Dother.High apeed hi- jacking of an &rl!Xlredcar. Burglary. Yo, just let it be known I was a treach•roua moth•rfuckerill

A.tterMAN SLAUGm.'ER speaks, his true cri1111,uwarerevealed by a cloae captioned TRANSLATOR.

TRANSLATOR
(ablack waww)
That boy's lying. He got caught st-ling tricyclel!Ifromfour-year- olda, hair out of a barbershop, counterfeit food 15-tamps,andice frOIII.aKorean grocery•

Typical New York Korean grocery. The GROCER runl!l·outinto

the street and yells at the top of his lungs.

KOREAN GROCER
Hey, you, bring back m'fice!
BACK TO:

MAN SI.IUJGm'ERINTERVIEW

A. WIU:TE(OC) I understand that yar.hed proble- in l!lchool.

MAN SLAUGHTER
Yo, let ma tell you @~thing, white man. I got up every day at 6:00 a.m. t:oget the 6:45 school bus to go out to wruu:a lietle Johnny live111whogot up at 8:00 a.m. to get to achool for a 9:00 a.m. class. Little Johnny 1111 wide aWl!lkein that firat period cl&•• and I got my hea.don the de111.k'cauM I'm tired. So they aay little Johnny can read and I can't! Shit, I Wl!llil asleep t1!

IN'?; P'AST!'000P'R.ANCHISE- DAY

A. WBITB walk• through a faat food reataurant. A pre- • dolli.natelyblack client•l• i• ••ting hamburger• and ahakes.

A. WHITE
We're here to meet Frank Blewit, the firat lll&D&gerof Cell Block 4.

BLBNIT i• 30iah, in •hort llllNV«I •hirt, curly black hair, light blu. ahirt and navy blue tie.

A. WHITB (contd)
wt' 111hopehe h1u1tilllillinhiabuay sch«lule to lllilletwithu11S.Here he COllli!IIISnow.FrankIFrankI I'lll A. White. Do you have .my til!IIIIto •talk to our vi-ere.
FRANK
(smiling)
I al-y111have tilllillforthewhita m;m.

CUT TCh

Frui..NK

So whet do you -nt to talk a.bout Ulrket.ing,pro1110tion111,distribution?

A. WHITE
Could you tell u111aboutCell Block 4.
FRANK
(angry)
Who sent you hera? What kind of whita !'!ILnareyou? Cell Block 4. ~ll Block 4. You'd think these guye would call !llll!IafterallIdid for th-
A. WHITE
And what did you do for them?
FRANK
Well, one time we were in a reataurant and Man Slaughter nNded five cents to get ch•e•• on a burger. I gave it to him. You'd t.'linkheeven paid llll!Iback?No. Not that I 1iffielooking for it. But it.would be nice if someone •aid, wHey, Frank, here's

• a nickel. Hey, Frank, here'e five

(OORE)

P'R.ANJC(contd)
p.nniaa. Hey, P'rank, here's two pennies and a h&lf, a aha. lace.~ Something!

A. WBITB
What went wrong between you and the group? Why did you drop th•• as client•?

FRJUD: Creative differencae. I had other thing• to menage.

A. WHITB
What kind of differences?
FRANK
Well, if you must know, I didn't think they had what ittak~UI ••• {irritated) A lot of people make mistakes. There are those who turned down the Rolling Stones, who tw::neddown the s-tles. I know at l.e.1u11tfour whiw people who don't like Milli Vanilli. So I don't !!lindbeing the man who turned down Cell Block 4.

• It didn't ruin my career or anything

like that.

A. WHITE
Well, then, thank you for yow: time.
FRANK
Tell the111Iwant my nickel! I want my niclu1l!
12

EXT: NP YOU: CITY ST.RD:T

A. RITB ie a111kingpassers.by&bout CB-6. Thi.ais REAL ~'?.IUI.Y FOOTAGE,

MAH OK ffll!!STREETQUESTIONS

00 you l.J.kerapmuaic? Do you listen to Cell Block 4? What maluu, a rap record good? What does (group ill:illml:;er'a n4ll:la)msanto you?

Th«i ons well-dressed BUPPIE atopa, !n hia Brooks Brother• auit, roimd wire t'rai.d gl.&aaea,this gent define• upward mobility,

A. WHITE
A:reyou familiar with Call Block 4?
BUPPIE
No, air, I've never had the opportunity to b• incarcer&ted.
A. WHITE
No, I'm referring to the rap group Call Block 41
BOPPIE
Yo, you m111anCB4?I? Ah, wm, they was da joint. Buat this -- I got thi• tape I m.ada-- it's called wviah-Asa.ffl Not vicious, but "Viah-Asa.M It's dedicated to Olivia Brown, that •mamJ. Vice• girlie with that crazy big aaa. It's just like those old CB4 jwu, you-know-I'm-aayin'?

TWO ROCX CRITICS -- a nerdy, bookish, pale white man in a Lou ~ed T-8hirt and a seriou111,Afrooentricbrother with a hat and beard -- are being interviewed. Both sit looking INTO THE CAMERA. •

BLACK CRITIC
Homicide's raps recontextualize Afro-poetic id-• into bite sized nuggets of inaurrection. Sort of a well honed extension of Gamble li Ruffian nationalism.
WHITE CRITIC
Well, I'd frame Homioide in a more uni'Mrlillalcontext. He works vith a cynical brilliance in the urban troubadour tradition of Springl!lteen, Reed, Sting, Vanilli and Abdul, lillill in Paula's late period.

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13

INT: SMTML!:RAIM:LRY (1983)- NIGHT

CB4 performs Mif You Move Too Faat, I'll Bust Your Aas.w (Lyric•)

HOMICIDB
{rapa) Movin' and groovin' and humpin' and

acrewin'/I like to take my time when (!-«)RE)

HOHICIOB (contd)
I'm doin' the do? Inaide your mind I am loom.in'/'C•u••thi• young !llllm lik•• thing• •low and tender/ Givin' you time to feel all 1ll'/ member$$*

Near the and of the performance A. WBITK •peak•.

A. WHITE (~)
Prai•ed aa the Stevie Wonder of rap, Homicioo'a career began at a Rikare Ialand talent ahow.

INT; RillRS ISLAND AUDITORIUM (1982) - D.I.Y

Inmat.111111eitunderpolicllguardalllM.C•YOMONEYROB, looking aa he did at 0u-ru11Antiocy, walka to center auge. All of the im11Ataaan wearing white glOW111. •

YOMONEYROB
Hey everybody, I love the attitude int.he room. You lmow thia may be t.helaat.place in N- York we'll be able to see hip-hop, ao let.•a not.fuck it. up. Peace to the Zulu Nation.

YOMONEYROB {contd) Peace to the Hollie Crew.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
P-c• to thill!iBrownavilleBadMother- fuckerl!I.
YOMONEYRCB (contd)
Now let'l!Igive l!IniceRikus Ialand welco- to our nl!!Xtcontl!ll!ltli.nt, the poet Romioidl!II

HOMICIDE, in priaon gear and hip-hop attitu~, -lk• on stagillicarryingaroll ot toilet pll,per.Aa he reci te111, h• UDrolla.

HOMICIDE
I'm Homicide from Cell Block 4 and

the name of rrrypoem i• I Didn't (MORE)

HOMICIDE (contd)

Do It. Just because I h&d th• caah, doesn't lM!lllnIkilled her 1111s,Ididn't do it. Just because

blood -Iiiin 1ll'fh&.nd,itdoean't l:M!llinIatabbedthe !!1iU1.Ididn't do it.

The inmat•• reapond enthuai&atically to HOMICIDB'11!irat two verses. HOMICIDB, already pumped up, now get• manic.

HOMICIDE (contd)
Just becau- I had the cash, doean't 111-n I whipp111dhiaass. I didn't do it.

HOMICIDB begins 11houting,"I didn't do it" until two guard11come on st11g11tocarry him 11-y. The iruut,u1 applaud politely.

COT TOi

HOMICIDI 9SCELL

A. WRITE (OC)
I understand you, like 110many

• black 11nt11rtain11r11,hadtostruggle

again11t poverty until J/CUcould make l!IOneyent4!1rtainingwefortunate residents o! white neighborhoods.

HOMICIDI
Word up, my man. I had it hard. I'm t11llin' you. lilat:111111bigIll! catll. 011.edtopush IM from the dinner table on a nightly basis.
A. WHITE (VO)
I fir11t became aware of CB4 through Homicide. Whila he -111still in pri11on I viaited his h0m11.

A n-t two-story home in Teamick, New Jersey. A. WHITE val.Itsup tothe door. Th• -i l box aays , •Th• Brcwns.• Ba straighten• hi• tie and rings the bell.

MRS. A'U'!Em.'ABROWN'ROMICIDB'Illmother,II Ill-etfaced' middle-aged wo-n, opens the door. Sh• has a brown cat Wlder Oll4iu:m.

A. WHITE
Alberta Brown? I'm A. Whit•.
ALBERTA BROWN
You sure look like one.
A. WHITB
Thank you. You hav• a lovely J?'1••Y•

ALBER'l'ABROWM Oh, thia's Albert's puaay. I'm juat watching her until he gets b&ck. Come on in. I"was just fixing some brownies.

INT; HOMICID&'S ROOM - DAY

HOMICID£'e r0a!:Iiea111clean and whol<111111auall§TomCruiao'm in Bom on the 4th .ofJuly. A.IllA.WHITEwallu1around the room ALBER'l'Apointsout the highlights.

ALBUTA BROWN
That's his science project award. That's his school cro111111ingguard merit citation. Re won that.big one for his entry in the "Alice Walker l?romi111ingAfric:&n-American l?oetry"contest. He wa.1111really proud of that one.

A. WHITS picks up a prom photo of HOMICIDE with a homely blonde in his arm and l'!!,11.Xl!l!iladisgustedface.

A cute pig-tailed BLACK GIRL enter111wearinga beige outfit.

ALBERTINA
Who ue you:i'
A. WHITE
I'111A.Whit.111.You !l!UllltbeAlbertina.
ALBERTINA
You seen 'ill'fbrothar:i'

W•ll

ALBERTA
Be'111atillaway et c&111p.
ALBERTINA
But it's been several year.a,Mommy.

ALBBRl'A then 1:11Ap•thehell out of ALBBRl'INAand then tur:ru1 to saile •h•epishly INTO TBE CAM!alA•

BX'!'; CITY STREJ!:T~DAY

HOMICIDE ■ t:And•ll<l!!Xtto!:Icherryredj••P•

WMICIDI!: Yo, bu ■ tthi ■• Thi ■S&ra.noyai ■ th@ de!fe■ tn@w thing from th• land o! the ri•inq yen. It'!:Igot an engine th&t define ■ dope.

He holda up a computer chip.

HOMICIDE (contd)
Snap thi1:1intoyour glove oompartllllll!mt:, turn the key and you• re good to go. so what's up under the11hood?

BOMICIDl!:pull!:!uphood, rlllVMling !:Igiant11t:1:1re1101:1pe&k111r• A CB-4111011gnowboomaout.

HOMICIDE (oontd)
Sara.noya. It'a all that•

He folds hi!:I111.l:ffllllandstaruINTOTU~ hard.

• IN'l': ~ RBS'l'AURAN'l'-DAY

It' 1:1darkand h01111i1y.Thar111aregr11111.11111mtainsonthe walls and hlllavy-Ntwomen behind the countlllr.In th111

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B4C:IKTHEREARE TABLES. A. 'LFFIITB-111:111INLOOKINGFOR

SIJ:M LIGHTIN', an old black un sitting alone at a tabllll with an empty plate in front of him. A sign behind him read1u "DocIIllRibShack• HO!MI of tha Big AllllllBi111cuit•" Next to th11111ignii!!anillu111trationofa fat, round biacui t with IIIbig11111il11andtophat.

A• WBI'l'l!l Slim Lightin'?

SLIM
You the white man?

A. WHI'l'l!l Ye ■,we ■ pokeon the phone.

SLIM
You got fifty dollara?

A. WHIT!: You didn't mention money on th• phone. I don't pay for interview..

SLIM
Liaten, Mr. Hairw-ve, fifty dollars or nothing. You paid tor all thia equi~t, you can pay tor rrry memoriea, jaclcl!

A. WHIT! (to camera) Okay, cut it.

SLIM
Fool, cut that cam.eraback on!

Screen goe111black. '11len,aftera beat, comes baclc on. SLIM LIGHl'IN'ia sitting with a half~mpt.y bottle ot Jack Dani111l111nexttohi.Illandahuge bi111cuitin front of him. He look111INTO c:AMERA.

SLIM
Hey, cracker, have one of th111111111 big a111ebiscuits, will you?

A. WHITE (OC)

SLIM
Suit your111elf. Go ahead.

• He begin111-ting and drinking and d0111111bothduringthe entire interview. In carving tha bi111euithlllfindsa Swatch weu:h inside. He make111no mention of thi111unusual event and simply wr111p111itontohi111wristwithout commanting on thi111bizarreevent.

A. WHITE
I'm told you played a key role in Stab Maate:rAr111on'111life?
SLIM
You mean thllltOtieo. Otis kid? Allle-hole.I mean Arlllon. Hell of a n.1ll'.llllil,ain't,it?sim::ehlll-• eight or nine h• bl!llllnrunningurandlll for-• Get me grocerielll,pick up the betting sh-tlll, atuff of that natUJ:e. Never •aid !lllUChbutif I l•t him aip lllOIMJack through a 111ttaw,h•'dsmile.
(Slim bit•• a Big Allllll Biacuit and then waah•• it down with Jack Dani•l•> But once h• got into that np ahit, boy just went le!t. Sold !lieahot

• TV tor fifty dollar• and I put it

(MORE)

iO

SLIM (contd)
dead in rrrtlivingroom, jack. I atepped o~:r here tor IIbig-a•• biacuit and d&llllitOtis didn't

• atick IImidget inaidel Cleaned

lllillout!Stole 'fr/AirJordana•

15

BVERYTHINGI KID WI!U111MA:RT.NEVER

did ••Y much though.

CUT T01

STAB MAST!lll!lARSONcuttingand acratching •Good Ti:me111."

COT '1'01

STAB 111tand11ona 11tr1111tcornerlllllltingvulgar111ignlanguage at y01mg girl!IIwalking by.

A. WHITE (VO)
Stab Master Arson, 111110knO!fflby hi11middle nUWIIo, wa111thestrong 11il11nttype and pr1:1Ci11elybocau111e no one knew what he thought Stab M1u11t11remerged,u11CellBlock 4'11 acknowledged leader. It waa 1111id, "He talked with hllndll."

CUT '1'01

A ffiU:'l'!lEXECUTIVEstand11on111tagewithCB4handing the group platinum albums.

WHITE EDC1JTIW
We at Pop Reoorda ju11twant to upre1111our 11upportfor rap mueic. our J110ttoia if it'e on Pop, it illpop.

S1'ABMMffR ~N i8 the l&8t to receive hia record* He 1 ri!J.eulytake• the gla1111enoloeedplaqua and breaks it OMr hb ~e. He then takes the platinum record out and bl:x!.keitintohie gold ch&in.

CUT '1'01

MAN SLAOGH'HR AND HOMICIDE IN'l'llRVIXN

Both U:llll'ACINGTHE CAMBRA.

A. WHIT"!iOC) When did you know St.1.bwazyour leader?

HOMICIDE
Ah, I don't know. You remember?

MAN SLAUGRl'ER Sure %%®a**• I think it was *®® ahit, I don't know.

EXT! BA BA AClt'SBUILDING - DAY

A. WHITS walu up to the building a..ndring ■th•buzzer. The ■ ign,•save The Slack Man~ i ■on the door.

A. l<iHITE(VO) For in ■ ightinto the controver ■y mm:iybegan studying the work of Ba Ba Ack, head of the SAVE Tm!: NUBIAN MALE FOUNDATION, l.U\dDead Mike's epiritual ll!lffltor.

The door operu1to reveal BA BA ACK, a tall, 40ililhblack man, drelilsedin all black, save a huge African !Mdallion, around hie neck and a red, black and green kufi.

A. WHITE
Gocd afternoon •
BA BA ACK
You may enter, infidel.

BA BA ACK turns and l!IOV!!llillintothehouse.TheCAMERA FOLLOWS him inside. The walls are black. The ceilings are black. The floors are black. some moldings and door knobs are paintad black. Maps of Africa hang from the walls.

In th@ living room BA BA ACX ait ■FACING THE CAMBRA. Behind him are huge·blow-up111ofAl Sharpton and Marion l:la:o:yhangingon the wall ■behind hilll.

A. WHIT'! What role did you play in o-d Mike'111education?

BA BA ACJ: I told him to think independently with a global consciowm.e111e,to~ alway ■on th• look-out for d.::eptic.1 and l!lisin!ormat:ion.For ex&mple, Ew:'cp-n-American111have al-ya called our peopl• monlt•Y•• But a monkey's got a pale face and ■ tr!lighth.llir,muchlike you, Mr. White.

A* NRI'l'Bcl••r• hi• throat nervou•ly.

A. NBITB
What a.bouthi• atance on wateriNlon•?
BA BA ACX
That's mi•inton:iation. Wate:t'!Nlon ■ are not the iauue. Th• definition of African Aaerican• by African- American• i• the i••u•.

At thi ■point BA BA ACK removes hie kufi, r•v•&ling a h•ad of Shapton111111quoblowdriedhair.

BA BA A,Clt(contd) Only when wa can define ourMlvea without questioning by you so- called Caucasian111willthis be a land ot fr411edom.

CAM!imA ZOOMS IN SLOWLY ON Al Sharpton po111t.u.

EDITING ROOM - NIGHT

TRUS'l'USJORIS Not bad, Whitey.

They turn to Sa!IIIROBINSONsndTWO UNIFOmmD COPS.

ROBINSON
In fact it's so foul the public ued11 to b:i!Iprot11etlldfromit.

OODlNSOl!isnaps his fin911rmand tha TWO COPS push A. WHITE

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M4 JORIS OUT OT TH• WAY AND BEGIN GRABBING VIDEO TAPC:I!I,

TR!JSTUSJONBS Thim i• police brutality!

A. WHIT:s Thi• i• cenaorahipl

ROBINSON
Thi• i• competent law enforcement •

ROBilfSON ahovea a legal document in JONES' hand 1!Ulthe

• TWO COPS exit.

ROBINSON
S•• you on TV -- I l'.!lllil!anincourt.

cur T01

• •A COJUtKNTAl"PAIR•BROADCAST

EVE EDWARDS
Cell Block 4, now lllliilCB4toit• pubescent fans, i• back wnera they belong. In jail. After yura of nai.1tymu•ic,rampant mexilll'III,and bad grU1111ar,CellBlock 4 i• in the hell hole froa which they rose.

A. l<oHITE'SDOCOM!NTARY FOO'l'AGl!:

WE SD SHOT of DALIHA, HOMICIDE, MM SU.OGH'l'BR,SISSY, etc. in HOMICIDE' m room. From A. fflllTE'mconfimcated fooug&.

EVE EDWARDS (VO)
Thia footage, shot by our hidden ca.JMra, ahilJIO'sanorgyaboutto happen. Notice A. White, once a

• top critic, now reducGd to a

leacherowi groupiedom by contact with th111group. A tidal -VE! of outrage ha!ii!-shedacro1u1the ahor111s of our country. For exllU!lpla,note the petriot.io 111ta:nc111oftheGovernor of Florida.

CONFEU:NCE ROOM

~porterfl and Oll.l'.!lllil!rlUIarelilQtup.An-lllPrui:SSSECRETARY mtlllpetot.M microphone. A Confllld11ratoflagisprom.inent ia the background of tha frllU!llll.

l?MSS SECRETARY 'l'h•Governor of Florida.

The GOWRNOR i• wearing a round orange button.

GOVBRNOR
Watermelon now rival• citru• fruit and Di•n•y product• as th• key ca•h crop of thia state. We won't allow anyone, eapecially l!IOffilllSat&nwor- s~pping rapp.r, to ridicule thia
(HORE)
GOVERNOR (contd)
nobl• fruit. Until turth•r notic• anyon• ••lling a Cell Block 4 record in th• state will b• subject to arr!!!st. Watarmalon now! Waterm•lon forever!

He reach•• Wl~r the dais, pulls up a watermelon and then takes a giant bite out ot it. Th• crowd applauds.

Bangl

A sneaker has been hurled through the televiaion screen.

WB SEE CELL BWCJC 4's !Mmberliaitting in 4 prison reaction room. MAN SLAOGHTER reachea into the television to pull hi• sneaker out.

HOMICIDE
WHY DID YOU 00 THM?
MAN SLAUGHTER
I Was tired of that hair weave wearing hoe.
HOMICIDE
I h-r on that•
DEAD MIRE
You know, in her heart, I think she

wan.tato do the right thing, but sha's too caught up in the system.

MAN SLAUGB'n:R Being back in the joint has l!lllde you silly.

A.aMMi SLAlJG:i:m!!Rwalkll!awayfromthe $Creen, n SEE OEJ.D MJ:ll turioualy scratching his sneakered feet.

COT TCh

QAC:TION ROOM DOORWAY - DAY

A. W&ITB and JONES enter.

TRUSTUS JONES
You saw the ahow I s~e.

MAN SLAUGHTER s-s A. WBITE, wal.ka ov!!!rtohilllandpunche• him to the floor.

TROSTUS JONES (contd)
Why'd you do that?

MAN SLAUGHTER
Why the tuck not? I didn't want him tollowing me around in the tirat place.

HOMICIDE helpa A. WHITE to IIIchair.

TltUSTUS JONES Liaten up. The trial ia tomorrow and thing• don't look good.

HOMICIDB
Or uiellgood, look IIItDeadMike'1!i feet.

CLOSB OP - DEAD MIJCE'SFEET

TRUSTUS JONES
Call IIdoctor!
HOMICIDE
I TOID HIM TO WASH !~ HIS TOES! CHECK YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS I
STAB
It's too funky in h111rel

MAN SLAUGHTER
What the fuck. It can't kill him.

Mournar111enur from all walks of African-Allll!lricanlifeto pay final re111pacttoDEAD MIU.

A. WHITE (VO)
Mcn.arneraenterfrom 11111walk• of African-American life to pay final reap<i!!Ctliltoo-dMike.

A long line awaitlilitachance tc vi.w DEAD !O:D'111body.

COT TO&

DEAD Mill'lllbodyin the coffin. a. looka ab.alutely bliaaful lying dead in hi• uaua.lb-boy attire with lota of gold on.

COT T01

OBAD MIU' S POV of lll01.u::n,u:'lilviewinghim.~B•BOYS-lk INTO TU Pl\AMB®

B-BOY 11
S.'liloutta herel
B-BOY 12
Yo, man, ha'liltuckedup. My man told hillltobe careful.

They walk away.

COT ror

O&.M>IUD atill blisaful, but gold chai.nleaa.

AllthlilyEXITTD FRl!..ME,SISSYMt.er11,&ffattract.iv•black WO!Mn in her tiarly 20 1 111,withIiicrazylong,d11finitel.y artificial h&irw11av11,who im crying har 11y111i1out.SXSSY is ~i.ng up a 111t.orm,when,frcmbehind -- 1H1-.ingly out of the hair it.self -- a hand reachesup and give• SISSY a h&ndkeu:chief.

Behind SISSY, WE SEE a t.etmagedblack girl, in jeen111, leather jAcket and chewing bubbl11gum. Ber job i11t.o lllllklllilUl:'11SISSY'S11xt.r11largehairw11av11dOl!lsn't.hitthll floor. She 1111WEAVETTE (it.even says so on her jacket). AllSISSY crie11,WEAWTTE blOWIIIIIIbubble. • WE SEE SISSY now leaning INTO THE CAMBRA to ki111111DEAD MID. Th/I~ 1111momentarilycovered with SISSY' 111 weave.

SISSY walk11,11:1,mycrying.WBAVE'l"l'Eexitlllwithliarch-ing gum and bla.,ingbubbles.

Next INTO TUX ~ is BA BA ACJ:. He 111t.and111111t.ernlyover DEAD MIU:'111body.

Then he l©Oklllup at the altar.

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BA BA AClt frowning.

CUT TOi

aA 3A ACJC looking back down at DEAD MllCE and then up to

th• altar again.

• CUT TOi

Marion Barry'e face rerlacing J••u•' !ace on the croee •

CUT '?01

• BA BA AC!t•ail••, then walk• away.

A WHITE and hi• camera are next INTO TH!:FRAME.

A. WBITB
Bow doss it look?

CM!ER!\MAN Shouldn't ha have e gold chain on?

A. WHITB

A. WK!:TE reaches intc hie pocket end pulls cut a rope chain.

From DEAD MJ:D'S POV, WE SEE him place the gold cha:i.n around DEAD MID'lllneck.

A. WHITE (contd)

CtlTTO:

FT.om A. '"-'I1'::!:',POV,WESEED&IWMID with th111goldchein Qn. A. WHITB and the ~ EXIT THE 1rRAM.E.

WE SU A QLL DRESSED BLACK MAN, JO,walk INTO THE l!"RAME. Dreseed in a dark suit, tie and white shirt, ha appeara tc b• the firet "nor?Ml" mow:nar. A flllmilyfriendor relative J;1®rhaps?

WELL DRESSED BLACK MAN
Thought you could get away, huh, baby. Now ya laying d-d. But:- ain't -ttl4ildthis yet. Where'111!f1!fmoney. Motharfucluu::.

He pum::helilhim111mackinthe mouth or, tor our purpose•, th• CAMS.RA, withs solid right hand.

WELL DRESSED BLAC!t lQ.N(contd) Thia ain't over.

WE Sl!!BWELL DRESSED BLAC!tMAN'S ?OV of DEAD MIJCJ!:.DEAD MIJCEnow frowning with a black eye.

COT TO,

STA& KASTBR ARSON'ii turntable• ar111onth• coffin lid. Th.r..microphon•• ara set up in front of the caak•t • DUD N.I!CB'akufi ia on onl!Imicrophone.

OOMICIDB
Thia ia d•dicated to D•ad Mike. Ha can't rap tonight, iiOI'll man hi• ground.

BOMJ:CIDBputa DBAD MI.1CB'111kufiatophi• hat and o.gin• rapping hi• and DEAD HilCII'slineaon •1 Thin.ItDead Mik•'Iii hen Pixed."

(Lyric• To Come)

DISSOLVE TOt

Save the lNlllb,o,;:-sofCELLBLOCK4,JONES, YO~B, A. WRITE, SISSY and DALIHA standing silently around the

17

COFFIN.

cmro,

BW and mBINSON enter. EVE.i!!ileadinga reluc::tant • iOJ.!IINSONbythehand.

HOMICIDE
You two have a lot of nerve coming in herel
A. WHITE
Whare •111th•film cr111w,youghoul111?
EVE IWWAEDS
I 111tilldon't lik111youguys or what you 111tandfor. But Dead Mika-• actually a good b1:0th111rwithh111&rt. liedidn't de11erv111tcdie 11uc:hahorrible death.
(toRobinaon)
Ian't that right, In~pector1
EVE EDWARDS (contd)
If you don't offer th~ d•&l I'll expo•• your campaign to deatroy thia group, implicate you in the riot, in Mike'11death a.ndreveal your own per•onal corruption•.
ROBINSON
I am authorized to offer you a deal,

TRUSTUS JONES

• That's what I like to h-r.

ROBINSON
If you perform a benefit concert for my favorite charity -- the Narcoleptic Dolphin Society - and aftervard agree to break up the group, all charges will be dropped, all inveatigationa will be ended,
HOMICIDE
First of all, -y l!IOney- raiae should go to h Ba Ack'11Foundation.
MAN SLAUGHTER
TWO, NO ONE CAN TELL US WBAT TO OOl
ROBINSON
That•11_thedul. Tue it or llHIV!!Iit•

Fans roll in• Marquee r-dlllt WCBLL 1:H.OCX4,FINAL CONCERT , mi:LPING DOLPHINS.• •

Ctn'TO 1

CELL BLOCK 4 DRESSING ROOM

CELL BLOCK 4, JONES, A. WHITE, SISSY, WI.LIMAue aitting around. JONES i111inthe cl!lnterof.the rOQII.

TRUSTUS JONES
Juat do what they want. Do mThe :Ro!M:hDanceRap.~ The record comp.my will reinatate u111under imother nallllll. It could b• a whole new direction for ua. It'a where rap i• going.
A. WHITE
I know it's not ~y place to sp1uik.

YOMO!iEYOOB D&111nright,so •it your ass down.

HOMICIDE
Yo, let him talk® He's paid hi• duea.
A. WHITE
You guy• h4ve a unique opportunity to atrik• a blow tor fr•• •pe•ch. I think you should do the ille•t, atoopi••t, cold gettin' dwab rap you can i111&gin••

MAN SIAUGa:T!:R SHIT, THAT MA.RBSMl!:SO P'U:JtIN'MADI

BOMICIDE
I thought you'd be with that.

MAN SLAOGHTitR I know. I hate having to agr111111with him* Fuck all that 1110fta111111butter pop do do. Steb, give !ll4!ilIIIbeat!

S'rllMASTER ARSON rubs his hand• together imd then walk1111 to hi• tw:11table111.

CO'?TOI

THEATER STAGE

• Tnrough A. WHITE'S DOCUMENTARY CAMERA, WE SEE CELL BLOCK 4 taklllthe 11t111g111toch111111rs.STABMASTERARSONbeginllEcutting up IIIb111111t.

HOMICIDE and MAN SLAUGHTER alt.am.ate saying -ch of the following wordau

HOMICIDE/MAN SLAUGl:l.TER We 111:i:111CellBlock4.Agroup before itllEti.ma,otit111ti!ll4!il,lik111Jil:ml!y Wi1lk111r. (a3 -ch ruuM is :untioned, their photo app-rl!E) ••• Peter Llllmongello,Franklin Ajay1111, Jim Blllk111r,theS.aatieBoys, Bohannon, Morton Downey Jr., Don Jobnll!On'& •inging oareer, Ruth Buz1111i,Ralph Sampa:on,Gary Hart, Don Jobnaon' 1111 acting oare111r,ChicoD1111Barg1111,Vanity and Apollonia. Th&t l1111v1111lofmtar-- Y••• w1111areallthat -- w11111111like1111 l&llMIofp&••ion. It wam good while it luted, but that wa1111onlyfifteen minu tea. Now, Cinour la•t pertor111&.0ce, we have one thing to say to th• world.

Bl

BONICIDB and MAN SLAOGHl'BR grab their "private part•.%

HOMICIDE/MM SLAOGBTl:R (contd) Lick.th• •weat ot our ball•!

• The 1"00TAGBm.xea CB4 LIV! on •t&ge vith INSERTS of other rap au:i:111andplain old ordinary folk•, all rapping th• song's vholeeoaely nuty lyrica:

SWEAT OP MY BALLS

Rippin* .md robbin' and rappin' and rhyain'/Life aometi-a can be ao tirin'/ But there's one thing I can al-ys rely on/That'• th• s-•t ot.M:lrBalla/ (chorua) Hy hlla Hy l:1&11111 My hll111 Hy hlla That.•111theSweat of My Ball111•••

Fightin' and lyin' and liokin' and atylin'/The111111dumWO!Mn oan be 1110 triflin'/But there's one thing I can alway1111control/ (choru!il) My Balls Hy Balla

• Hy hlla

My hlls

Now a SU them perfo:i::mingthroughA. WW:TE'S OOCUMBNTARY CAMBlUI..

Then A. WIT!: hillu:1elfjump111onstagewith SISSY and does a nasty hip-hop dance with her.

The 1&onganda with them all walking offstag;,tog;,tner.

C,.,M.'UAZOOKillINONCELL BLOClt 4 LOGO,.