"CB4" (1993)

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INT: CELL BLOCK 4 JEEP =~ DAY

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Ingide are four young members of an endangered species -- Afvican-American males. They are the members of the rap

group CELL BLOCK 4. -

MAN SLAUGSTER, mean, unsamiling, nasty loeking in a CB4 bagebali cap and Raiders jacket, is behind the wheel.

MAN SLADGHTER
We shouldn’t be doing thia shit. Ain't nobody's business how we livin’. Puck all y'all.

in the seat behind ig DEAD MIXE, the band's Afrocentric member, wearing a red, black and green kufi,.

DEAD MIKE
Man Slaughter, my Nubian brother, don't you see what an opportunity this ig fer true Afrocentric
(MORE)
DEAD MIKE (contd)
educatainment. We have to gpread knowledge of the motherland. ‘Infertainment to increase the csenecioug nation.

MAN SLAUGHTER scowls as DEAD MIKE talks, Then WE SEE THE CAMERA PAN TO HOMICIDE.

HOMICIDE ia the band’s pragmatic pretty boy. He sits in the passenger seat next to MAN SLAUGHTER. He is checking himgelf out in the jeep's gide mirror as he talks.

HOMICIDE
Look, you wanted to be legal, right? Well, thig is part of being legal. All you have to do ig look into the camera and lie. I know you can do that.
MAN SLAUGHTER
You speakin’ truth now.
DEAD MIKE
What about Stab? We ain't heard what he thinks.

HOMICIDE and DEAD MIKE look at each other and shake their heads.

MAN SLAUGHTER
Why you get to play this stupid gama? You know that nigger never got nothing to gay about nothing.
DEAD MIKE
See, that's where you wrong, ny Nubian brother. Stab got a lot goin’ on ingide his head. Ain't that right, brother?

S@AB MASTER ARSON, the fourth member of CELL BLOCK 4, sits in the backseat reading Soul Tit, a black porno magazine, wien hig ever-oresent red and white straw twirling in his meuth. He grunts in reply to DEAD MIKE's question.

HOYMTC IOS
ZI knew he'd be with use.
DEAD MIRE
Yes, yea, this documentary will reveal to all non-believers that vap is the third eye of the Afro- Agiatic ghetto brothers.
MAN SLAUGHTER
You and that Afresheen shit iz jugt gidiculoug. Rap ig about money and guns, Period! ~
DEAD MIKE
No, my favorite descendent of Ethiopian kings, you're wrong. You ge@ <=
HOMICIDE
Yo, Man, gave that shit for the meeting. Slaughter, pull over to that Chink epet. I require some SUatenance.
MAN SLAUGETER
‘Aw, shut up, nigga. Your bourgie's

HOMICIDE looks back in the mirror and puts a “street* look on hia face.

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EXT: CHINESE RESTAOCRANT =< DAY

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BOBBY JOE KIM'ag Chinese restaurant hag just opened. A sign in the window says "Grand Opening.” There ia red, white and blue bunting on the walis.

WE SEE CELL BLOCK 4 enter. INTs CHINESE RESTAURANT =< DAY

There is a amall kitchen behind bulletproof glass. An alderly ASIAN MAN peers at them with pen and pad in hand.

_ MAN SLAUGHTER ¥o, this place ain't that bad. Nice place to take a girlie.

HOMICIDE
Ie'g alvighe.
MAN SLAUGHTER
(pointing at Homicide)
Yo ching, ain't this the skinniest human you ever seen?
ASIAN
(Thick accent)
Yah, him skinny.
HOMICIDE
Yo, ching, why don't you get this guy some fat fried fat, sprinkled with a little fat and a nice thick laré sandwich and a eix pack of nutriment.
DEAD MIRE
Hey, Homicide, we're all Afro- Agiatic brothers. We shouldn’t be fighting each other. Wa should be fighting the MAN!

MAN SLAUGHTER ignores him and looks through the glass at a boiling pot of food.

WE SEE a pot of het boiling, bubbling unknown substance, BACK TO MAN SLAUGHTER MAN SLAUGITER ito Stab Master) Yo, Stab, what ig that? You recognize it?

STAB looks, stone faced, and then shakes his head “no.*

DEAD MIKE
It's just peas, my brothers. Just peas.
HOMICIDE
(looking at pot) ;

We eat here, we going out. Shit leoks worse than at Rikers.

{leeks at his watch) YO, we still got to get to Queens. This meses has killed my appetite. Lat's break out.

CELL BLOCK 4 exita the restaurant, ad libbing jokes at the ASIAN MAN's expense.

ASIAN MAN looks at CB4 exiting and then lookg INTO THE CAMERA.

ASIAN MAN
twith black accent} Ching this, ching that, that skinny boy don't know I would have kicked his little narrow ase if he didn't ztop poppin’ that shit!
CUT TO:

| $LITLE AND CREDITS

(In thick block letters in the style of the CELL BLOCK 4 lego WZ SEE all the key above the line credits. Under these credite are black and white photoes from hip hop'z @arly days.

MUSIC: A fast beat pounda underneath. There ia no rapping, just snatches of radic reports of rap violence and a sample of the hook from Prince's *Controversy.*

The credits end with a SHOT of a brick wall. WE SEE che wall change from the look of a black and white photo to the color of red brick. The CAMERA PANS LEFT and WE SEE vintage hip hop posters plastered atop one another on the wall, They announce gigs at histeric hip hop clubs (Club 371, Harlem Werld, The Rexy, The Latin Quarter, The Diplomat Hotel) woth the Crash Crew, Afrika Bambaataa,

D.J. Hollywood, The Fearless Four, and other old school bands on the bill.

The last and biggest poster proclaims a Friday the 13th, 1983 gig at the Queens Armory. On the bill, from top toa bottom, are Grandmaster Flash & The Purious Five, Kurtia Blow, Run]-D.M.C. and in smali Letters, CELI, BLOCK 4.

MUE ICs Fades, crowd noise up.

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INT: QUBENS ARMORY

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The CAMERA MOVES through a crowd of black teeng in ingide<- out jackets, jeans, Adidas sneakers with no laces please, T-shirts, such as the infamous Yo, Baby, Yo T-shirt and gold shaing, goid rings, gold teeth, gold fingernails.

A few perform the “smurf dance,” but most are angry.

CROWD MEMBER $1 I want my goddam blow! i

CROWD MEMBER #2 i want my motherfucking cheeba!l

CROWD MEMBER #3 Puck that! I want my money!

COT TO:

BACKSTAGE AREA

Promoter TRUSTUS JONES and hogt YOMONEYROB are pacing backstage nervously. YOMOMEYROB ia 2 frantic, fast-talking, 25-year-old, in a purple velour sweat suit. JONES ig wearing a lime green velour sweat suit and a gold chain holding a medallion that says, “TRUSTUS.*

TRUSTUS JONES
They gonna tear this motherfucker Gown. Liable to call SWAT out on

my age.

YOMONEYROB
Man, I'm wearing this heat like a COBE.

HOMICIDE, youthful yet world weary kid in a black hat, Leather pants, untied eneakers and extra-extra large gold chain steps to Rim.

_ HOMTCINE Yo, we ready.

TRUSTUS
Ready? I just put you on the bill as a favor, ‘cause y’all just out. the jeint and shit. You guys are tough but you can’t get to thig. TRUSTUS turng away but HOMICIDE grabs hia arm.
HOMICIDE
rea be handled.

Three other b-boys, all dressed identical tc HOMICIDE, waik up behind him, all locking ag cold blooded ag a witch's tit.

TRUSTUS
You all that?
HOMZ CIDE
We're all that.
CUT TO:

STAGE <- NIGET

YOMOWEYROS walks out to boos. A couple of "Old 2” bottles fly past hin.

From his POY he sees a fly girl, SISSY, in the crowd. BACK TO YOMONEYROB smiling at her. YOMONEYROB Hay now everybody just take a chili pill. It ain't my fault none of the other groups showed up, okay?

Mere meoe.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Ligten, we got te stay chill in here, ‘cause thie may be the last place in New York they allow hip hop. Word. Lat's have peace in the house. Peace to the Zulu Nation!

Members of the crowd bark like dogs.

YORONEYROS fconcd) Peace to the Hollig Crew.

More barks.

YOMONEYZROS (contd)
Peace to the Flatbush Lipstemping Poase.

Loudest barks of ail.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Now, for the first time on the stage of the Queens Armory, live from Rikers Isiand {echo)

(echo) BLOCK fecho)

(echo)

CELL

4it

AS YOMONEYROB exits, ne does a "come here® motion with his finger toward SISSY.

WE SEE SISSY pushing her way through the crowd.

CELL BLOCK 4 <- HOMICIDE, MAN SLAUGHTER, DEAD MIKE, DJ STAB MASTER ARSON <-- take the stage.

From ebove WE CAN SEE the bodies of crime victims drawn em the stage where CB4 stands.

HOMICIDE
You know a lot of people talk about *peace”™ tc thig group or “peace*® to thee boro. Fuck that! We say “*war*® tO any motherfucker in the house who ain't with dis! We say “*war* to any bitch who can't understand dia! Tenight dig ain't no goddamn armory. Thig etage, this room, this city, thia planet, this boro -- tonight it’s all about CELL BLOCK 4111

The crowd cheers. COT TOs BAL ESTAGE TRUSTUS (to Yomoneyrob) Yo, I'm outta here.

TRUSTUS goes through the door marked "Box Gffice.* We hear the sound of several locks clicking.

CUT TO:

STAGE HOMICIDE One for the head, two for the heart, come on, Man Slaughter! MAN SLAUGHTER ~ Lemme ask y'all a queation. Is da Bronx in the nouge? More barks. MAN SLAUGHTER (contd) Ie that right? Well, is Man~hat-tan in the house? Crowd barks louder.

MAN SLAUGHTER
I know Queens is up in here.

cur TO: BACKSTAGE YOR@ONETROB is pushing up against SISSY. sissy Den’t make oromises your tongue can'« keep.

YOMONEYROS
Baby, I’m gonna make you a Queen.
BACK TO:

STAGE

Crowd mecows like a cat.

MAN SLAUGHTER
Why I wanna know?

- HOMICIDE Yeah, why you wanna know? ‘Ya, Dead Mike, do you know why he Wants to know?

DEAD MIRE
"Cause we all Leokin’ t0 get ..- STRAIGHT OUT OF BROOKLYN Lit

CELL BLOCK 4 begins performing "Straight Out of Brooklyn.”

This is a hardcore rag record in the N.N.A. mode,

MAN SLAUGHTER, whose words are delightfully offensive, stalks the stage with a cool, Rakim-like swagger == maximum attitude with minimum sweat.

MAN SLAUGHTER raps:

MAN SLAUGHTER
Straight outta Brooklyn, crazy motherfucker named Man Slaughter/ I fucked you wife and now I'm fucking your daughter/I fucked you aunt, I would have fucked your sister but the bitch was fat/If I'm in you neighborhood you better dig a moat/ ‘sauge I'm coming over to siit you throat /Blood is dripping, I’m not slippin'/A bitch's panties ia what I'm rippin'/I once shot a man for slurping his soup/I once shot a girl fer snoring too loud/I once shot a faggot for wearing my suit/Don‘t call me cute, Don't call me handsome, 2°11 held Misa America up for ransom/ Juste to get/Straight Out of Brooklyn ...

BOMECIDE is reminiscent of Run of Run-DMC in his hump back walk and hand gestures. His rap ia wittier than SLAUGHTER's ané it comes through in his performance.

BOMECIDE rape:

HOMICIDE
I'm a crazy motherfucker named Homicide, aa get ready you're going for a long vide/OZf a clif% I'm driving you over, now you're dead with your four-leaf -clover/Float like a cannon ball, sting like a shark/I'm the brother waiting

(MORE)

HOMICIDE (contd) .

in the dark/Waiting to rob you, waiting to beat you, 4 bullet in

the head is how I‘1l greet you/A

villain with a hat, it's like that/

Tiead you mother down te a train track/

Plat on her back I gave her some

ctack/It's 10 o'clock, de you know

where your Mom's at?/She moved .../

Straight Out of Broeklyniill

DEAD MIKE is the only CB4 member wearing an African medallion: inatead of a geld chain, He speaks with the elocution of a teacher trying to reach a crowd of unruly atudents. - :

(Note: Lyrics To Come)

STAB MASTER ARSON is the moat physically imposing CELL BLOCK 4 member -~ standing well over six feet with large hands. Even at the most hectic moments, STAB maintains a poker face that even Celtic center, Robert Parrish, would envy. He beging scratching the record with hands, elbpowa, nose, feet. Takes out his gold taeth and cuts records with them too! He pullg cut a bottle of lighter fiuid and pours it on the turntables.

Ag STAB MASTER pullg out a box of matches we hear ...:

A. WHITE (VO)
They are the ultimate rap group. Bigger than Run-D.M.C. More contro< vergial than Public Enemy. And, yea, larger than the Fat Boys. Their name is Céll Block 4 and like 2c many innovators, the depth of their legacy has been cbhscured by our rolling pagsage of time.

WE SBE STAB lite up the turntables. A. WHITES (VO, contd) CB4. They rose like a meteor-but won't fall like a leese button. The etory begine where all great stories GQ =~ before the beginning. cur TO: WE SEZ HOMICIDE throw down hig mike.

WE SEE DEAD MIKE throw down his kufi.

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WE SEE MAN SLAUGHTER throw down his mike, hig baseball cap and hurl one of his gold chaing into the crowd.

cur TOs Audience memberge diving and fighting for the chain,

MUSIC: The sound of the “Brooklyn” beat giveg way to the goung of feedback and digtortion.

YOMONEYROS rung. on stage with a fire extinguisher ag CELL BLOCK 4 walks off stage cooly.

nen MAN SLAUGHTER comes back.

MAN SLAUGHTER
Lakeisha, meet me backstage with some fresh gold!

PREEZE FRAME ON MAN SLAUGHTER's face with the flaming turntables in the background.

WE SEE THE CAMERA PULL BACK TO REVEAL ...

A televigion in an office, The screen then turns to video Snow.

CUT TO:

a white man pugheg the off button. The television shuts off and a video cassette pops out into the white hand.

WE SEZ THE CAMERA PULL BACK TO REVEAL A. WHITE, early 30's, bespeckled ax-reck critic turned filmmaker, wearing a Metallica T-shirt and dingy jeans.

- A. WHITE

(into camera} We bought this footage from a crack- head I met hustling for quarters eutaide the Apolic. That's all we have to date of the early days but it giveg you a feel for what I'm doing.

cur TO: A WHITE'S POV WE SEE two black men -- one sitting, one standing -- behind a cluttered dask. On the wall behind them ia the

logo, TRUSTUS JONES ENTERPRISES and the slogan, “In Jones We Trugt.* TRUSTUS JONES site in an expensive suit,

looking fatter and sporting a beard. “Standing ia YOMONEYROE, wearing a Cell Block 4 jacket and a gaggle of backstage pasges on 4 chain around hig neck.

YOMONE TYROS
Loved it. Made me look good.
TRUSTUS
Cut out that little part with me in the box office and we're good to go. Not that I'm vain, mind you. Just don’t want people knowing our emergency security procedures.

A. WHITE takes a2 aeat in front of the degk.

. A, WEITE (sheepishly)

That's not a problem. It's your

money and my first film. I won't

have any problems giving you what

YOMONEYROB
That’s a change. You cotild be real i11 when you were doing that critic

thing e

TRUSTUS
Don't worry. Now my man just wants to get paid.

A. WHITE is clearly embarrassed by TRUSTUS’ statement.

TRUSTUS (contd)
Ze's alsight, my man, we all have to @at. Before I got hooked with thees guys I was a low budget promoter. Now I'm the biggeat black manager in the world. You think I like rap. Shit, nO. But <<

CUP PO: DOORRAY CELL BIOCK 4 burst through the door, knocking it to the flcer.

TROUSTUS
It*'g my stars. How's it hangin’?

CELL BLOCK 4 exchanges “What's up’s® with TRUSTUS and YOMONEYROB. Of the group only HOMICIDE and DEAD MIKE acknowledge A. WHITE.

STAB, ag ig his manner, immediately beging going through the magazines piled atop the coffee table.

SLAUGHTER pulls hig chair up next to A. WHITE’s. In fact he bumps A. WHITE’s chair, almost knocking A. WHITE down, yet SLAUGHTER still doegn't look at or speak to him.

TRUSTUS
This is a@ big day in Cell Block 4's history. We'll announce the beginning of the "Just Another Angry Black Man* tour and the release of our *Better Than Pussy* CD.

Everybody grunts or says, "Word"® or some other racially specific ad lib. SLAUGHTER just sucks his teeth.

TRUSTUS
We also have to have the final go ahead from all of you to allow the distinguished rock critic A. White to film a documentary on the group.
HOMICIDE
Before we vote, I know the brothers would like to hear A. White speak about what he's trying to accomplish with this film.
YOMONEYROB
(te Trustusa)
He better suck their dick real good.
A. WHITE
I know we've had some differences in the past when I wag still writing cvitician,
MAN SLAUGHTER
You damm right, Whitey! I ain't ferget what you said about my Moms, gucka i

A. WHITE

Lock, I’m in the videe business now. Back then I wag making $250 a review. Couldn't pay my rent. I wrote the odd nasty review just te get noticed << 20 get a rep. I know you understand that. My rep in fact gives this filz added credibility. Besideg, the bottom line ig

(ne looks at Man Slaughter) Now I just want to cold get paid.

TRUSTUS
See, he's even learning to speak the language. White, why don't you show tham the footage that I lixeé. Soe . a
YOMONEYROB
They'll leve that shit.

A, WHITE Okay.

A. WHITE slips another caggette in the VCR and turng on the television.

WE SEE hand held camera interviews about Cell Block 4

with BOBBY BROWN, CHARLES BARKLEY, QUINCY JONES, MARLA GIBBS, MILTON BERLE, DENNIS MILLER, ROBERT DENIRO and

other rap experts.

As WE WATCH we hear the "Straight Out sf Brookiyn® beat and comments from CB4 members on the interview subjects.

After the lagt interview WE SBE ... BST: APOLLS THEATER =» 12878 STREET - DAY

A. WHITE, in a blue blazer, white shirt, and a Ted Koppel hairstyle, walks INTO THE FRAME holding a microphone,

A. WEITE
Hello, my name ig A. White. Ten years ago I walked these mean streets reporting for Dark Skin magazine. Ie was at Dark Skin that I documented the growth of something calied hip- hop. Though I wag young, well bred and a sO-called blue eyed devil trom the Caucus mountains, Harlem embraced - Be mas .
CUP TO:

SEO GP A GRAFITTIED WALL

Then a Teshirted A. WHITE rung THROUGH THE FRAME. For a beat nothing happens. Then a gang of black kidg rung THROUGH THE FRAME after him.

BACK TO:

A, WHITE (now walking) -- and gave me my start. Now, ail these years later, I've dacided te (MORE)

A. WHITE (contd)
celebrate my tenth anniversary in journaligm by giving something back to the community.

While A. WHITE walks down the street talking, he ignores

& Rasta trying to sell Marcus Garvey and Bob Marley posters, Jehovah's Witnesses pushing the Watchtower, folks picketing a@ Korean grocery store, and a young black teen being dragged away by the cope. A. WHITE is oblivious to every=- thing but his words,

Ae WHITE (contd) This documentary is composed of footage from my personal archives and notes taken during my years of intimate contact with African-Americans. This film is, of course, about more than rap mugic, but how thig great country works, I feel it ig only by being truly sengitive to their world that all we real Americans can underatand our world.

Just ag A. WHITE finishes his last comment, the CAMERA BEGINS TO SHARE.

A. WHITE (contd)
Hey, stop thatiil

The camera is stolen, and the screen goes spinning and careening down the street ag if on a roller coaster. We hear A, WHITE shouting in the distance. Then it spins out of control and the screen goes biack.

BACK EO
TRUSTUS JONES’ OFFICE
MAN SLAUGHTER
(laughing)
The beginning wag whack, but I's Kinda with the ending.
(to A. White)
Yo, you a funny motherfucker}
HOME CIDE
lLatiae do it.
DEAD MIZE
I¢*il be righteous when we're through with it.

od g fen)

TRUSTUS
What about you, Stak?

STAR WASTER ARSON puts down Right On! magazing and pickse ap Servaw.

TRUSTUS {contd} Gocxi, Let's go to the prees conference.

INT; CONPRERENCE ROOM ~ DAY

Camers. crews and reporters mill about waiting.

Ae WHITE is talking with & cameraman when EVE EDWARDS, 4 beautiful black woman with the over-mousged hair of a

sypical TV anchorwoman, which by the way she happens to be, walka over.

EVE
A. WHITE Yas. EVE I'm Bve Edwards of "A Current Affair.* A. WHITE Pleasure to meet you. EVE Wigh I could say the same, A. White. A. WHITES EXcusé me. EVE

You used tc be a fine, hard nitting eritic. I read ali of your essays

isn Dark Skin. But mow I understand you're doing an “authorized® docu-

mentazy on Cell Block 4.

A. WAITE
She written word is daad, an you w@li knew, Mea. Edwards, if I want t9 speak tc peopla, video ia how *Oo de it.
EVE
But glerifying thig rapping riff- vaff ia a disservica., At "A Current AZfaiz,* wa provide hard hitting reports.

A. WHITE laughs at that.

. .. A. WHITE That’ 3 nothing but tabloid journalism.

EVE
ig that right? At least it iz journalism. Now you're just 4 flunky for underclass jailbirds.

Before A. WHITE can respond there's noise from the dais. cor To: PODIUM

Holding 4 mike is CLYDE CLOWN, the short, effete president ef JAPAM Recorda.

CLOWN
Ladies and gentlemen. Rap has gone through many changes. But the one constant has been the creativity, good taste and style of my favorite group on JAPAM Records, Cell Block 4.

CELL BLOCK 4 enters from a side door, and walk onto the Gais. Aa they do, a banner unfelds behind them: “Cell Bleck 4 Is Better Than Pussy.*

Cur To: PRESS AREA

Standing in front, open mouthed and enraged, is EVE EDWARDS .

BACK TO:

PODIUM

CLOWN
The title of thia album speake for itgel?. Now go with the members ef the group. You're free to ask quegtiong.
HOMICIDE
Yo, troopers, go for yours.

PATTY CAKE, an Afrocentric sister (dreads, African garb, no make up), from Word to the Mother magazine, stands up.

is

PATTY CAKE
Man Slaughter, the readers of word to the Mother magazine wante to know, what would you be Going if you weren't a rapper?
MAN SLAUGHTER
The Stab Master and myself would be in freal estate renovation.

cot TO:

STAB MASTER ARSON and MAN SLAUGHTER carrying a sofa out of a home. Thereis a screaming woman on it out to the curb. She ig claiming “You have no right to evict mei*

BACK G6: CONFERENCE ROOM

FEMINIST REPORTER
I'm Gloria Stein from Fem-In magazine. I want to know why all rappers refer to women ag bitches?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Ah, come on, lady. Women. Bitches. Women. Bitches. Paople with pussies. Next question, please.

WE SEE EVE EDWARDS’ face in CLOSE US. The sister is pissed.

MALIR
{a stern, serious brother) I‘m Malik from the fan City Weekly and I think the black community needs leadership from ite artistic commnity, not more jive records. What are you so-called brothers

G@eing to uplift the community in economic terms?

MAN SLAUGHTER
(hostile)

That's a jive ass black only question. Why don’t you aak Michael J. Fox what ne‘'s doing for yuppies or Stallone if he’s gettin’ busy for Italians. Me, myself, I ain*t doin’ shit for the community!

is

DEAD MIKE
Excuse me, but I'd like it known that I'm reinvesting in the African- American community. I own a chain of stores in Harlem and Brooklyn that I'm proud to say employs our African-American youth.

cut TO: DEAD MIKE'S STORE SIGNS = DAY The signa are: . DEAD MIKE'S BEEPER WORLD DEAD MIKE'S NO I.D. NECESSARY CHECK CASHING DEAD MIKE’S GOLD CHAIN EXCHANGE

BACK TO:

CONFERENCE ROOM

PATTY CAKE
What do you like to de offstage?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Ge nuntin'’?
PATTY CAKE
Oh, what do you hunt?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Black skirts.
PATTY CAKE
Wnaec? :
MAN SLAUGHTER
Rage what I'm sayin’?
EVE
(leaping up from her seat)
No, we don't know what you are saying and neither dees anyone with respect for the English Language.
HOMICIDE
Excugée us, Me. Edwards, I hope we haven't inadvertently offanded you.
MAN SLAUGETER
Yo, man, yo bourgie is showing again.
EVE
Cffended doesn't begin tc define it. Is C@éll Block 4 trying to gay that women are only sexual play< things? That you are intellectual Neanderthals? That your brain ig in your collective dicks? _

The group members begin whispering among themselves. Then HOMICIDE smiles. :

HOMICIDE | Maybe,

CLOWN
(clearly agitated)
Next question!

De BLACK (a white writer who looks like a young A. White) I‘m 0D. Black from the Village Voice. I have one queation for you. Why are you 80 angry?

DEAD MIKE
Because I'm black. If you were black | wouldn*t you be angry?
A. WHITE
Sure .o. well, let me ask you this, in the British music magazine, the New Mugic Express, you recently said you don't like neck bone and water- melon.
DEAD MIKE.
Neckbone? I quit a long ago and I urge everyone eating neckbone now €0 seek treatment immediately.

CUT TO; @liD PARTY - NIGHT DEAD MIKE sits on a sofa with two bountiful women. A PUSHER, wearing a gray sharkskin suit and a black beaver cap, walks up with a tray.

PUSHER
We have it all, my main man -- coke.

2h PUSHER holdg out a plata of coke. WE SEZ DEAD MIKE shaking his head *no.* WE SEZ tray of marijuana.

PUSHER
Cheeba?

WE SEE DEAD MIKE shaking his head *no.*

WE SEE tray of ecstasy.

PUSHER
Ecstasy?

WE SEE DEAD MIKE shaking his head *no.*” WE SEE tray of neckbones.

PUSHER
What about neckbones?
DEAD MIKE
Hey man, I'm drivin’?
BACK TO:

PRESS CONFERENCE

DEAD MIKE
They tell you just suck on the bone. You don't even have to dig for the meat. But I’m tellin’ you, it's not true. Just a bit of neckbone and the next thing you know, it's pork and greeng.
A. WHITE
What about watermelon?

The room gets az quiet as a brokerage hougze commercial.

DEAD MIKE
(long pause ag the camara zooms in on him)
Naugh. I don’t like watermeion. I'm gure a lot of other people black people who doen't like water~ melon either. ;

The reporters are shocked.

A. WHITE
. Next you're gonna say you don't eat fried chicken.
DEAD MIKE
It'g fine with me, but watermieon ...

He gives thumbe down gign. Reporterg stampede out of the LOOM.

Cur TO:

CLOWN ig talking with TRUSTUS JONES when A. WHITE shoves & microphone in between them.

We SEE them now through. Ae WHITE's documentary camera. Thia footage will, throughout the film, have a slightly

eratorted quality clearly different from the rest of the iim.

CLOWN

I just want to assure you and your group of fine young men that JAPAM Records is totally bmehind you in thig sad controversy.

(smiles for the camera;

a beat) Now turn that shit off.

WE SHIFT from DOCUMENTARY CAMERA to REAL LIFE as we will often.

CLOWN (contd)
One more fuck up like that water- m@elon thing and I'm dropping them from the label. The Japanese don't like all the controversy, not to mention the legal fees, your group ereates., There are many non=contro< vergsial rappers who'd love our auppert. The Candy Boys for example.
TRUSTUS
But they’re not Cell Block 41!
CLOWN
Thank God.
4

EXT: SIXTH AVENUE CFFICE BUILDING - DAY

source 5

There are pickets, mostly old white and black women. They

carry signg with watermelons crossed cut Ghogtbugter style. EVE EDWARDS interviews one OLDER BLACK WOMAN.

. EVE . Madame, why are you cut here picketing JAPAM Recorde?

OLD WOMAN
I just believe we got to hold these so-called rap groups account= able. It’s ene thing to curse and make gexual innuendos. It's quite another to blaspheme watermelon ox use ite name in vain.

EVE EDWARDS turng TOWARD THE CAMERA.

eve a : The pretest engendered by Cell

Block 4's vicious attack on water= melon is just the latest in a long list of oucrages perpetrated by these hip-hop heathens.

WE SEE THE CAMERA PULL SACK TO SEE EVE EDWARDS’ image on a wide ecreen televigion.

EVE (contd)
Net all rap is bad, aga Vanilla Ice. has sO aptly demonstrated, but <-=-

The screen goes black.

WE SEER THE CAMERA PULL BACK AGAIN TO REVEAL a leather sofa in an otherwise barren apartment.

Then a televigion remote control device is thrown on it. Off screen a voice says, *Shiti*

Then HOMICIDE and YOMONEYROB ENTER THE FRAME from opposite sides anc fase each other.

HOMICIDE
Can't people take a joke.
YOMONE YROEB
To some people thig is real life.
HOMTCIDE
I¢e*’s just EWA ~- Entertainment With Attitude. That’s all. How come white boys can bite the head efi anakes and talk about niggere and still get the cover of Rolling Stone? We joke about some summer fruit and this happens.
YOMONEYROB
Yo, holmes, you know Dead Mike wasn't joking.

HOMICIDE - : Dam. One guy thinks he's Malcolm X. One guy thinks he's a gang banger. One nigger's a mute.

YOMONEYROE
And what are you?
HOMICIDE
I'm just trying to get the checks rolling in.
YOMONEYROB
Okay, then, boss, let's roll. We got to round everybody up and hit the road.

As they move through HOMICIDE's apartment WE SEE that, though large, it’s basically empty save for the television, the sofa, a stereo system and, on the wall near the front door, the framed photo of a pretty, conservatively dressed black woman named DALIHA BOND.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Whe's that?
HOMICIDE
(misty eyed)
Jugt a girl I know.
YOMOREYROS
You knockin’ boots?

’ HOMICIDE No, She's just the girl I left behind?

YOMONETZROS
She got a big behind?
HOMICIDE
Come on, let's go.

Ag they exit the CAMERA LINGERS ON DALIHA BOND’s face.

5

INT: APARTMENT HALLWAY - DAY .

source 6

HOMICIDE and YOMONEYROB walk up toe a door that is

gecorated with a Gucci design. We can hear music booming through the doorway. YOMONEYROB knocks.

The door opens and PLY GIRL #1 opens the decor wearing 4 ‘provocatively designed maid's outfit.

FLY MAID #1 ¥O, what up?

YOMONEYROB -
You makin’ me up. That'g what up!

YOMONEYROB and HOMICIDE walk down a hallway which, like the door, ig decorated with Gucci wall peper. In the living room, however, everything ia decorated with the Fandi logo.

Laying on the matching Fendi sofaa are MAN SLAUGHTER and STAB MASTER ARSON with their shirte off receiving backrubs from FLY MAINS #2 and $3 in maids’ outfits. Scattered around the room ara home boys in various b-boy gear.

YOMONEYROB
You brothers ready?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Seon ag I turn ever and she oils the front, know what I'm sayin’?
YOMONE YROB
Bow ‘bout you, Stab?

STAB MASTER ARSON lifts up a copy of Ass Man magazine and smiles,

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Yeah, he'a ready for the road.

EAT: BA BA ACK'S BULLDING = DAY

An all-black building looms large IN THE FRAME. WE SEE @ red, black and green fist painted upon it. We hear Agfzican drums.

fae CELL BLOCK 4 jeep pulla up in front and the drumg are azowned cut by a drum machine beat from the jeep.

6

INT: CB4 JEEP

source 7

HOMICIDE Better blow your horn so he knowg we're here.

YOMONEYROB performs this redundant act. The decor opens immediately.

Prom the jeep's POV, DEAD MIKE exits with hig spiritual mentor BROTHER BA BA ACK, who's dressed in African robes, @ Black gailor's cap and carries a leng stick decorated with African carvings.

HOMICIDE (contd)
Ever since Dead Mike started taking ingtruction from Ba Ba Ack, he's a shanged man.

@E SEE building front.

DEAD MIKE bende to one knee and BA BA ACK knights him with his stick. a

BA BA ACK
The motherland ig counting on you.
DEAD MIKE
Word to the Mother.
BACK TO:

CB4 JEEP DEAD MIKE gets in.

HOMICIDE
(now beboy style)
You ready to get stupid!
DEAD MIKE
No, my brother, I'm prepared to kick the new Afrocentric intelligence.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Afrecentric?! We trying to make money, nigga. You need to get ghetto- centric. That's what you need to do.
YOMONEYROB
Yo, squash all that. We goin’ on the road. Come on, put your hands tegether ®

DEAD MIKE, HOMICIDE, MAN SLAUGHTER, STAB MASTER ARSON and YOMONEYROB put their hands together in van..

YOMONEYROB (contd)
From back in the days to days in the bank. CB4. Together forever!

The jeep drives off.

From hig front deor BA BA ACK watches them pull away and em@iles sinisterly.

7

EXT: PARKING LOT - DAY

source 8

Through the lens of the DOCUMENTARY CAMERA, WE SEE A. WHITE. Now he ig dressed in full beboy attire (sneakers, gold chain) except that hia Ted 4eppel<-Like nair cemaings intact.

A. WHITE
Are we ready? Okay.
(in a reportorial tone)
Call Block 4's “Just Another Angry Black Man* tour is an historic one for the world’s greatest rap group.

Be WELTE passes the side of the CB4 tour bus. The bug is a@ecorated in a festival of hip hop style with MCM, Gucci and Fendi logos painted alongside the bus along with CB4

A, WHITE (contd) So, dressed in my freshest gear, I boarded the Call Block 4 tour bus, determined to get the insida flavors on this dope extravaganza.

WE SEE THE CAMERA FOLLOW him on board.

8

INT: TOUR BUS - DAY

source 9

HOMICIDE and MAN SLAUGHTER sit surrounded by roadies and girlies in the tour bus living room, Fast-food bags are everywhere. So are CB4 Teshirta and boxes of sneakers. Comedian Chris Rock ig on the VCR. The sound of a hip-hop beat runs underneath the dialogue. ,

A, WHITE How's it nangin’ homie?

MAN SLAUGHTER
Listen I wasn't crazy about this dec shit, but I said "Okay." Now you dreazed up like you wasn’t the Guge who you wrote that review! Didn't you say my lyrics *were of @ peetic sensibility unusual in hip-hop.*
A. WHITE
(beaming)
Yaa, I wrote that.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Ang you wrote our records were "“more comparable to Kafka or @.6@. cummings than Lal. Cool J or even N.#s Ae® :
A. WHITE
£88.
(looks into the camera)
What I tried to do in my work is reach outside the realm of rap to that of great literature, |.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Why you got te do that?
A. WHITE
Well, it's to legitimize rap.
MAN SLAUGHTER
(in A. White's face} Legitimize? You calling me a bagtard? Yo, I know who may father Waa, Buckal

Suddenly we hear sound of a straw slurping up the last of a milk shake.

WE SEE STAB MASTER ARSON has come out of the private rear section with two gorgeous, gum-chewing girlies and the last of a huge milk shake.

A, WHITE (playing to the camera) ¥o, what's up, home slice?

cUuT TO:

A. WEITS flies out tour bus door. He landg in a clump on the asphalt. He lays there groaning. DOCUMENTARY CAMERA

MOVES IN.

A. WHITE (contd)
Due to the intense pressures cf the road, it took awhile for the band members to open up.

INTs BACKSTAGE AREA ~ NIGHT

WE SEB A. WHITE walking behind 4 man in a CB4 jacket through the backstage area. It is YOMONEYROB, CB4's road manager. He has hundreds of backstage passes dangling around his neck.

A. WHITE
(to camera)
YoMoneyRob waa CB4°’s tour Manager, _@ Man with a unique pergpective on the group.

YOMONEYROB and A. WHITE walk-through the hectic backstage area. Readieg, techniciang and fane move about.

YOMONEYROS

What you. gotta know ig that record sales, concert sales, Kotex adg <= all that is nice, But if you wanna know if a band ig hot you can only - really tell by how hectic the stage coor ig. Now I've worked with them all. .

{aa YoMoneyRob mentions a

group he holds up a

backstage pass} Bootsy, Cameo, Frank Stallone, Cheryl "Pepgi* Riley <- that level of star ... But CB4 is the mose crazy hectic of all.

Just ag YOMONEYROB finishes his talk, they reach the backstage door. The door opens. Outgide there are a sea of faces all shouting and shoving te get the attention of YOMONEYROSB.

CUT TO:

FEMALE FAN $1 Tell Homicide his baby'a mother is here!

. FEMALS FAN #2 That's right, hie baby’s mother ig tight hereii! .

FEMALE FAN 41 -
Bxcuse me?

FEMALE FAN €2 Teo late for that now, honey. He got me too)

cot To:

SECOND COUS TH
Yo, tell Stab Aig second cuz Zelie ig cutside the hougei
TWIN TEENS
Tell Man Slaughter we're the twins from last night. And we brought our mother!

PEMALE FAN #3 T@ll Man Slaughter it's Pebbles from Bed-Sty. He knows me. I live in hig grandmother's building, apartment 4/7,

CcurT TO: YOMONE YROB Yo, let those ladies in. cur TO; Sissy YoMoneyRob | YOMONEYROB (excited)

Baby, I thought you'd never get here. YOMONEYROB leaves the doorway to personally pick SISSY, an attractive light-skinned girl, sut of the crowd and escort her inside.

As ahe enters SISSY smiles at A. WHITE and walks by.

YOMONEYROB {contd} Now thie tour is official.

A. WHITE
Whe'a that lady?
YOMONEY ROS
Man, that ain't no lady. That’s Sissy, queen of the hip-hees. iRS< GUSIDE CB4'S DRESSING ROOM ~ NIGET

The door opens. SISSY comes out. She’s standing putting ner iipetick back on when YOMONEYROB and A. WHITE walk us.

YOMONEYROS
Excuge me, your hoenesg.

Sissy Hi, how you be?

LoL. Cool J walks by.

You jingling, baby.

YOMONETROB
I see Cell Block 4 gave you a gift. Consider it sort of a token of their @F@cticon ..e
YOMONE YROE
Anyway, this gentleman would like to interview you.
SISSY
Is he cool?
YOMONETROB
(looks at A. White)
ig cool as they ever get. Okay. White, go for yoursi!
SISSY
You really need to de a story on me. Yes, I’m a multi-talented, muliti-e faceted and multi-orgasmic. I act, i sing, I model.

Ae WHITE What shows have you been in? What records have you gung on? What magazines have you appeared in?

STssy Now wait a minute. Who told you you could get all in my business?

A. WHITE
I’m sorry. I was just curious.
SISSY
Curious, huh? Let me show you something to be curicugs about.

Prom out of her bag she pulla a photo album.

SISSY (contd)
These are photos I've taken over the years of all my friends in hip- hop. It starts with D.J. Hollywood who I met in the men's bathroom at the Disce Fever back in 1979.
A. WHITE
1973?

Sissy I gtarted young.

A. WHITE and SISSY look through photo album, but we can't e@e@ them ... yet.

SISSz That's Melle Mel, the Suger Hill Gang, D, M and C, Wnedini and . five of those Furious guys. I even have two of Al B. Sureli!

A. WHITE
But they're all asleep.

Sissy (proudly) What can I say? Here's the CB4 S@Ction ee.

CAMERA COMES AROUND and LOOKS AT the album over A. WHITE’s« shoulder.

Polaroid pictures of all CB4 members fi11 the screen. Each one ~~ HOMICIDE, MAN SLAUGHTER, STAB MASTER ARSON and DEAD MIKE -~ lie asleep in the same position in a bed with the sams red satin sheets. DEAD MIKE looks particularly blissful.

SISSY
Dead Mike, such a sweetheart.
A. WEITE
Bead Mike? A sweetheart?
SISSY
There wag a sensitive side to him i was privileged to share. CUT TO: BOTEL ROCK = NIGHT SISSY is tied to a chair. DEAD MIKE stands next to her stuffing @ huge banana in SISS¥'s mouth. There ig a whip in hia hand. BACK TO: BACKSTAGE SISsz

What a man he wasi He wasn't small minded or gmall limbed.

SISSY locke down at A. WHITE's crotch. SISSY (contd)

Know what I mean? Now tell me, 6o you make videos?

A. WHITE
NO. SISSY Do you write videos? A. WHITE Sissy

You gee any videos?

A. WHITE
Well, I liked *Beat It.”

SIssy Reallyi Let’*s gol

cur TO:

Phote of A. WHITE agleep in that same old spot.

DISSOLVE TO:

A. WHITE in SISSY's bed asleep. In REAL TIME.

The phone rings off screen and SISSY walks THROUGH THE FRAME and the CAMERA FOLLOWS her over to a dresser. The walls of the room are lined with snapshots of SISSY with male celebrities of every description.

She picks up the mobile phone.

sissy

Hey, yo, money.

{a pause) What! That's weak. But he'd never de that alone.

{pause) OZ course he's right here. I juat aid what Man Slaughter told me «0.

(pause) Werd.

SissY hangg up. Then moves to che bed.

SISSY (contd)
Yo, Whitey. Get upi
A. WHITE
Good morning. Sissy You only been here fifteen minutes. A. WHITE On. Sissy

Anyway, you gotta get over to the arena. There's a problem.

A, @EITE What? STSsy And they're blaming Dead Mike.

Cur TO: OUTSIDE CELL BLOCK 4's DRESSING ROOM

A big, burly roadie and YOMONEYROB stand blocking the doorway. Media people including EVE EDWARDS are trying tO gain admittance.

EVE
{eo YoMoneyRob) Is it true that black nationalist Afrocentric militant radicais are trying to seize control of thig tour?
YOMONEYROB
Have you seen my collectinon of toux passes? _ EVE i Don’t try to stone wall me, flunky! A. WEITES walks up.

WE SEZ him through the hand held leng of his DOCUMENTARY CAMERA.

EVE (contd)
Oh, I see your token white boy ia here. YOMONEYROS

Yo, ig her and go inside. Trugtuz wants you to cover this.

EVE
Tokenil

A. WEITER cuts her a dirty look and enters the room.

ingide the CB4 dressing room ig TRUSTUS JONES and CB4‘s memberg save DEAD MIKE are on one side of the room. On the other is BROTHER BA BA ACK and DEAD MIKE.

DEAD MIKE
Our demands are gimple. Uniezs we can have an opening act of our choosing and Ba Ba Ack gets to speak, I‘m outta here, my brothers.
MAN SLAUGETER
Get the fuck out then and take your teacher wid you back to your tribal homelands. You used to be dope but that wag a long crime ago.
TRUSTUS JONES
No, Let's compromige. We'll iet you have the opening act and Dead Mike can perform an Afre-Sheen <=
DEAD MIKE
Afrocentric.
TRUSTUS JONES
Yeah <= Afrce-cent sclo. Ba Ba Ack, I can't let you speak. That would be too political.

‘DEAD MIKE No way!

' TRUSTUS JONES But half the proceeds from today’s show would go to your organization, NPL -- Nubiang For Liberation.

BA BA ACK
ito Dead Mike) Noe, Dead Mike, I think that's mor than fair.
TRUSTUS JONES
(gmiling knowingly)
Whe should we make the check cut £0?

. BA BA ACK To my holding company -- Raymond RPobingeon IV. I use my slave name when dealing with banks. (MORE)

BA BA ACK (contd)
(curng te look inte A. White's camera for the first time)
Get that camera out of here, you white devill
9

INT: CONCERT HALL « NIGHT

source 10

Crowd is chanting "CB41} CB411° when YOMONEYROB walks on stage to the microphone.

YOMONEYROB
Welcome to the benefit concert for ~ . .the NFL -= Nigga'’s Fuckin’ Large! Our first act is the Islamic Comic.

The ISLAMIC COMIC has om black pants and gloves with red ana green fingers. One shoe is red: one shoe is green. Coincidentally, he hag a red, black and green bag on his head. ,

TSLAMIC COMIC
Greetings, Nubians and devils. Have you noticed how all the green Olives are in a jer and the black clives are in a can. Let the black Glives be free.

No one laughs except BA BA ACK.

ISLAMIC COMIC (contd)
Why did the white man croge the road? *Cauge I was getting ready to bust hia asa.

BA BA ACK laugha loudly.

ISLAMIC COMZC (contd)
@hat do you get when you mix ne, three white men and a six-shot vevolver? Three bullets.

BA BA ACK laughs again. Ne one elge does.

ISLAMIC COMIC (contd)
Thank you, my fellow Nubians.
YOMONEYROB
Thank you, I1.C. Look for him opening for Profeasor Griff on the upcoming Afro-Agiatic tour. f believe the tour starts in Bengonhurst. Now, in a rare solo performance, Dead Mike.

To enthusiastic applause, DEAD MIKE walks onto the stage.

DEAD MIKE
I've been to the Bronx, I've been $0 Oaktown, I've even been to Brixton. But if there ig one thing that's the same in all of these places, it ig thia: Pork ig the white man and the white man ig pork. If you ever cut up a white man you won’t find pleoed vessels. You'll find pork. What Goes white spall backwards? Pork! I know you don't see it, ‘cause _

they got you brainwashed. I can

BACKSTAGE

STAGE

see the suds coming out your ears, right now. Now I got 4 righteous rap for you. ,

CuT FO: « NIGH?

HOMICIDE
I got a bad feeling about this.
TRUSTUS JONES
Don't worry. It's tax deductible.
HOMICIDE
It's not about money. It’s all getting too complicated, Ag long aS We stuck to pussy I wasn’t worried. Some people take all thia very seriously.

. fROUSTUS JONES Yo, relax and stop letting your beourgie show. This will have no repercussions.

BACK TO2

DEAD MIKE'’s performance of *I'm Mad* ig blunt and to the point. It consists simply of two elements: a series of

CLOSE UPS

of DEAD MIKE, staring intently INTO THE CAMERA

with his face lit sv revolving green and red lights, and DEAD MIKE tearing tc pieces a giant map of the 0.S.

Lyrics:

®7'm Mad*:

DEAD MIZE
I’m mad/It takes 2 nation of millions to hold me back/But my Uzi weighs a ton and it's aimed at your back/I bring the noise every chance I get/ So fuck the police/and fuck the Kian! i'm madii

Ag DEAD MIKE performe WE SEE THE CAMERA PULL BACK from the stage over the audience, past young white and black faces, to the irritated pale face of INSPECTOR O'BRIAN ROBINSON. He scowls at the stage, stuffg a cigar in his mouth and radiates a comic wave of hostility.

A SECURITY GUARD taps him on the shoulder and points to a “No Smoking® sign. ROBINSON stands up and punches the SECURITY GUARD to the floor. Then ROBINSON pulls cut

a very big gum anc a very big badge. People around him begin to panic.

cot Td: AUDIENCE Row after row of patrong begin to panic and run.

BACK TO:

INSPECTOR ROBINSON

ROBINSON waves his gun carelessly in the air as he stands ever the SECURITY GUARD.

ROBINSON
You're under arresti . GUARD What's the charge? ROBINSON fneitement to riot. BACER TOs STAGE People begin jumping onto the stage. Cur TO:

BACKSTAGE

HOMICIDE
What did I tell you?
TRUSTUS JONES
Quick. Let's find the promoter!
HOMICIDE
To protect him?
TROUSTUS JONES
Hell noi Te protect our money!

cur TO: BACKSTAGE DOOR

The PROMOTER, a_heavy set black man, is headed out the door with a bag of money.

. MAN SLAUGHTER Yo, slow your roll with our money!

CELL BLOCK 4, along with TRUSTUS JONES and YOMONEYROB, confront the PROMOTER.

PROMOTER
Your money? You and your crew caugeé a rict with all that pro- Negro mass. I'm just protecting the cash. We can settle up later.
FRUSTUS JONES
If you don’t mind, we'll guard our share ourselves.

PROMOTER pullg cut a gun.

PROMOTER
STAY BACK OR I*LL USE IT!
HOMICIOE
Stab, step to himi

STAB MASTER ARSON steps forward and pulia the straw out of hia mouth and twirls it threateningly at the PROMOTER. Fer the first time in the film he speaks ...

STAB MASTER ARSON
¥O, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

The PROMOTER laughs, but ne shouldn't have. STAB rears back and smacks the PROMOTER upside hig head with the straw. The PROMOTER falls. The straw moves rapidly through the air. We hear grunts. WE SEE blood flying in the air. The scene is Hitchcockian in ita horror ... trust ug.

WS SEB THE PROMOTER fall.

A ROADIE, a large muscular black man in @ tank top, leans over the body ag INSPECTOR ROBINSON arrives.

ROBINSON
WHO DID THIS?
ROADIE
Zt wag ~-=

Off screen we hear the slurping of a straw.

WE SEE STAB MASTER ARSON leaning against a wall with a straw in hig mouth and a milk shake in hig hand.

ROBINSON
Yell?

The ROADIE locks at ROBINSON, A beat. Then the ROADIZ gets up and rung away.

ROBINSON (contd)
You punks won't get away with this. There's been a riot, an assault and gome very bad grammar in this place tonight. Someone's going to pay.
MAN SLAUGHTER
This boy's droppin! more shit than a pigeon.
TRUSTUS JONES
Who are you?
ROBINSON
I’m Inspector O'Brian Rebinson of the Department of Environmental Protection: Neoige Pollution Divigion,. My job -- and I've accepted it <= ig to monitor this tour as a potential ¢hreat to the nation’s ear drums.
HOMICIDE
Sounda like a cengzorship group to me.
ROBINSON
{ignoring Homicide) What's in the bag?
TURSTUS JONES
Qur money.

ROBINSON snatches it from JONES. STAB MASTER ARSON moves toward him. TRUSTUS JONES motions with his head *no."

ROBINSON
Tough guy, huh?

WE SEZ ROBINSON from the POY of A. WHITE'S DOCUMENTARY CAMERA.

ROBINSON (contd)
Who the fuck are you?
A. WHITE
I'm A. White. I’m deing a decumentary on Cell Block 4.
ROBINSON
Yeah?

ROBINSON puta his hand over the leng. | BACK TO: REAL LIFE CAMERA

ROBINSON

I don’t like white boys who help

gpread this rap crap anymore than

I like the morons who make it. S90

Also White and all of you, just know

that I'll be around. Another incident

like tonight and T'1i have you ali up - on pollution charges.

STAB blews loudly through his straw.

10

INT: WILLIAM MORRIS RECEPTION AREA ~ DAY

source 11

A. WHITE, now in a suit and tie, stands in front of the RECEPTIONIST.

A. WHITE

Ready? Let's try again.

(pause) In the wake of the watermelon controversy, Dead Mike's threatened boycott, the riot, the mystericus beating of the Promoter and the foreboding presence cf Inspector Robinson, Trugtus Jones and Cail Bleck 4 want to refocus attention on music. As a result they reached evut te one ef the industry giants, Mr. William Morris.

A. WHITE turna to face the RECEPTIONIST. a mid-46’a4 white woman who's seen plenty of stars and ian’t impressed by Ae WHITE one bit. She wearg very thick glasses.

A. @EBITE tcontd) Excuse me.

RECEPTIONIST .
Yes, sir? :
A. WELITE
I've been waiting twe hours. Hy crew ia on overtime.
RECEPTIONIST
Well, what de you want me to do about it?

A. WHITE

Call him againiil RECEPTIONIST cuts him a dirty look.

A. WHITE (contd)
2a@ please.

The RECEPTIONIST smiles and then dials.

: RECEPTIONIST Mr. Morris? ... Oh, it is a beautiful day, isn’t it? Oh, my grandchildren are fine.

She laughs. A. WHITE fumes.

RECEPTIONIST (contd)
¥ou shouldn't talk that way at your agei ,

A. WEITS stands over her trying tc leok important.

RECEPTIONIST (contd)
Oh, there’s a Mr. White waiting for you ..- Yeah, the man from that boring television show ... Okay, L'il let him in anyway ...

{looking up at A. White)

Go in and make a right, then another right at the turn and then straight.

A. WHITE
(Eo camera)
Come onlil

The CAMERA FOLLOWS A. WHITE past offices filled with agents and secretaries closing deals. At the very end @f the corridors is a door and on it are the words, "WILLIAM MORRIS.*

A. WHITE opens the door and WE SEE a white haired old man in @ plaid jacket, red vest, smoking a large cigar. His office is filled with papers and pictures documenting

a lifetime in show business.

WILLIAM MORRIS
Glad you could stop by, Sonny. It's always fun to discuss the business. ae
A. WHITE
Thank you for your time, sir. We want to decument your role in the career of CB4é.
WILLIAM MORRIS
The schartzers kidg with the sneakers, right? Why them when you could do the Sylverg or Bootsy Collins? f _ mean really hot groups. Why you wanna waste film on them, when there are people like me around? Are they all that? {he laugha to himsel?) I'm joking, I'm joking.
A. WHITE
I get it, sir.
WILLIAM MORRIS .
Don't get me wrong -<- I love working with Negroes. Absolutely delightful people. Delightful. Me and Sammy usgeé to meat daily back when the office was on Broadway. See that picture there?

WE SEE photo of WILLIAM MORRIS sitting in a chair getting hig shoes shined by an old black man with "SAMMY" written en the back of hia shirt.

BACK TOs

WILLIAM MORRIS
Leved that Sammy. Loved him like a gon. .Had the best handgzg on the street. What rhythm!
A. WHITE
It's well known that you appreciates artistry.
WILLIAM MORRIS
You don't have to flatter the old man, but “thank you,” I deserve it.

Asn WHITE About Cell Bleck 4, 31f «ca.

WILLIAM MORRIS
Oh, yeah, the hippity hop guys.

WILLIAM MORRIS walks over to @ pile of ledger books.

WILLIAM MORRIS (contd)

Let's s@e@.... Okay, here we are. Negroes.

(Morris drope the book on

his desk and puts on his

glasses) Cell Bleck 4, We booked them to work a date once, but they rafused because it wae Sherman Helmsley's birthday. It's some kind of black national holiday ... The group was arrested and fined $1,300 for *lewd and unprofessional behavior® in Daytona, Florida. I think they grabbed their balls on stage.

A. WHITE
It's a culturally correct assertion of masculine pride.

. WILLIAM MORRIS Assertion, erection, who cares? The most important thing ig that I still collected my 15% ... Okay, here it is. (he takas off his glasses} gzcup Ray, Bobby & Brown.

THe mugic of a2 R&B dance song can be heard under the rest of MORRIS’ dialogue.

MORRIS (contd)
i think the combination should work. Ray, Bobby & Brown, a dynamite harmony group -=- what you people today cali rhythm and bluegz or goul <= See the Old man still knows what's happening == and put them with the sneaker kids, whe are fabulous, absolutely fabulous ; (MORE)

MORRIS (contd)

in their own way, and you'd cover all your bases: young, old, harmony, hippity-hoppity.

(finally, a pauge) There should be any probleme? After all, they're all Negroes, aren't they?

cur TO: RAY, BOBBY & BROWN VIDEO

WE SEE RAY, BOBBY & BROWN performing their standard, "My Baby Hit The Number (and She Didn't Give Me A Dime) ,*

Video Description: “My Baby Hit The Number." The performances of RAY, BOBBY & BROWN are a shakey mix of hip-hop dance steps and old style Temptation choreography. Under the etage lights their gray hair glistens and their sequined suits shine. Despite a new jack beat behind them, RAY, BOBBY & BROWN are still as old fashioned as

a white leisure suit.

SAMPLE LYRICS
"She played 544 It came out in the handle. I said ‘Baby, give me some,’ She said, ‘No, not enough for a candie.’*
A. WHITE (VO)
If CB4 represented black music's new wave, Ray, Bobby & Brown were out of the long, venerable tradition of ‘xhythm and blues.

The following photos are superimposed over the video, A. WHITE (VO, contd) Thie began in the °502 ag the Rag TOROS see

Cue TO:

Phote of THREE BLACK GUYS with their hair conked and dressed ‘50e¢ style.

A. WHITS (VO, contd)
in the '608 they were the Soul Babes,
CUT TO:

-hote Of THREE WHITE: WOMEN, in '608 tube dresses. curt TOs

A. WHITE (VO, contd)
and in the '70s Funkaholics ...

Photo of an Afroed, bell bottomed funk band, with many mugiciang ...

A. WHITE (VO, contd)
22s before evolving into Ray, Bobby & Brown. The group ig go old, their first LP went only wood. Through all these yeara, the group had two hits, “There's A Thin Line Between Art and Shit," recorded for Motown's Dark Side label in 1968 -=- Berry Gerdy's short-lived. psychedelic label - oe eo which was later recorded by George Michael, and their comeback new jack gwing smash, "My Baby Hit The Number
(and She Didn't Give Me A Dime).*

RAY, BOBBY & BROWN, in garish R&B outfits and corny dance ateps, until the end of the song.

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INT: BACKSTAGE = NIGHT

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WE SEE A. WHITE through the DOCUMENTARY CAMERA walk down a hallway to a deor that reads, “RAY, BOBBY & BROWN.* He knocks.

A southern voice comes from behind the door, asking, "Who it be???

A. WHITE
Itig A. White. I spoke to your manager about an interview.

The decor openg to reveal a jheri curleé black man, late 40's holding a plate full of ribs. He is RAY, the group's leader, with one blinding bright gold tooth right in front of hia mouth.

RAY
That fool manager don't know nothing. How you be?

He licks the rib grease off his fingers, then reaches out to shake A. WHITE's hand.

RAY (contd)
Good to meet ya. Come on in!
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INT: DRESSING ROOM =- DAY

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In the center of the room is a buffet table filled with ribs,

pig's feet, neckbone and grits. There is a big pot of grease being used for dip. BOBBY and BROWN git on stools in front of drezsing tables eating with big gobs of greage em their lipe, face and fingers. They have plastic baga on their headg.

RAY
Thig is Bobby. Thia is Brown.

They reach out to shake A. WEITE's hand.

A. WHITE
Don’t let mea interrupt you.

A. WHITE sits down next to the still munching RAY. A. WHITE (contd)

I just wanted to know your feelings about touring with Cell Bleck 4.

RAY
Well, Mr. White -- can I call you Whitey?
A. WHITE
Sure.

RAY

Well, Whitey, rap is a wonderful vehicle for the youth ... Kinda

like stickball. But it won't last. All that zippidy doo dah zippidy zoo shit. Remember black and white TV? Gone, Eight tracks. Gone! Betamax. Gonei Gonel Gone! But we're aetill here because what we offer the public ia profeegionailam. RPight, Bobby? Right, Brown?.

Big group mates, still gopping down food, just grunt affirmatively with grease gurgling off their lips.

RAY (contd)

The difference between rap and what we Go ig that rap ia all talk. Ne sang. Hear me good now ... SANG! Anybody can talk. I'm talkin’ Fight new, ya understand?

(he laughs) What this tour is gonna show ig what separates the rappers from ug pro=- fessional entertainers. You'll see, Whitey, you'll sae.

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EXT: OFFICIAL LOOKING BUILDING = DAY |

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INT: DOORWAY ~ “OFFICE OF SONIC POLLUTION® = DAY

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DISSOLVE TO:

MOUTH OF O'BRIEN ROBINSON

ROS INSON
Yee, sir, f'm on the case ... Yes, I agrae they are a terrifying threat es, YOur grandchildren caught rhyming? Terrible ...

CAMERA PULLS BACK so WE SEE ROBINSON sitting behind a desk with an American flag behind him.

ROBINSON (contd)
They'll fuck up. I'11 definitely — kick a little agg. Say hello te the little lady. Hope that Jennie Craig program fulfills all your dre@eamg.

_ He hangs up, CAMERA PULLS BACK so WE SEE EVE EDWARDS sitting acrosag the desk. CAMERA STOPS when it pulla back far enough te reveal her pretty legs.

ROBINSON (contd)
Just ag I told you. This inquiry hag support at the highest level of our government.

Ag he talks ROBINSON’s eyes are focused on EVE EDWARDS‘ legs. ;

_ EVE EDWARDS You’re promising me an exclusive?.

ROBINSON
‘Mg. Edwards =~ may I call you EBve <= you now have an ail access page to thig investigation.
EVE EDRARDS
It won't be easy stopping Cell Block 4. Sexiagm hag a lot of supporters.

ROBINSON geta up and walks around the desk to face her.

ROBINSON

They'll self-destruct. With your

help, we'll make sure all of America (MORE)

ROBINSON (contd)
‘that moral purity is at the heart of this Republic. ~ {now standing over her; groin at face level) Be great working with you.

EVE stands up and, angrily, gets in hia face.

EVE EDWARDS

Listen, white boy. DBon'’t try and get smooth with me!

(now softer) You get me ingide dope and, maybe,

. we'll work closely. | - a

(hard again) But the information hac better be good.

ROBINSON
I'll be in touch,

EAT: HOLIDAY INN =< DAY

CB4 tour bus drives up, SEEN THROUGH A. WHITE’S DOCUMENTARY CAMERA. CB4 and YOMONEYROB exit bus and head inside Boliday Inn with CAMERA FOLLOWING.

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INT: HOLIDAY INN =~ DAY.

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CB4 members walk in passing sign announcing "Delta Alpha Sci Phi*® sorority meeting.

They atand in check in line. STAB MASTER ARSON ia absorbed in a copy of Tit Man magazine. MAN SLAUGHTER stands cleaning his Uzi. HOMICIDE fixea hig hair as he looks in 4 amali hand mirror.

Out of the hotel restaurant comes a group of BAP's (Black American Princesses) -- cute, well groomed, perky. One of them ia DALIEA SOND, the woman from the pisture in BOMICIDS's apartment.

Skee ages hizw in line and walks over.

DALIHA BOND
Albert? Albert Brown, ig that you? It’s Dalihe.
HOMICIDE
(in hia best buppie accent)
Daliha Bond. You look wonderfuli

MAN SLAUGHTER turns around, disgusted at HOMICIDE’s buppie >

Gemeancr.

REAL LIFE

Shhhhh i

HOMICIDE notices and quickly changes gears.

HOMICIDE
Yo, gee, how ya livin’?
DALIBA
Yo, G? Why are you talking that way and what are you wearing? If I didn't know any better I'd awear you were black.
HOMICIDE
(in whiaper) . Baby, you're blowing my whole game. {to A. White)
Whitey, cut that off!

. CUP FOz CAMERA,

HOMICIDS
Ye need to talk.

DALIBA | My mother wag just asking whether you're going with us to Sag Harbor again this Labor Day.

HOMICIDE

Cur TO:

DALIHA BOND FACING THE CAMERA

A. WHITE (OC)
Ar@é you gurprised at Albert Brown's chosen profession?
DALIBA .
= cannot believe it. It just really Grosses me out. When we were together he uged to play 4 faw rap racords and bounce around the living room.

cw? TG:

A LIVING ROOM < NIGHT

HOMICIDE ig in front of a fireplace in his underwear

rapping.

DALIHA, lounging in a camiscle, polishes her

nailg looking bored.

BACK TO:

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DALIHA BOND

But it wag always just a goof. He did write poetry and he was a totally excellent poet. I have one with me,

(she takes paper

out of her purse) He called it "Prelude To Love.*

We gwitch back and forth between the veicezs of DALIBA and HOMICIDE reciting the poem.

Cur TO:

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EXT: A PARR = DAY

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In a park WE SEE DALIHA running through a meadow; hair

- bouncing, breasts bouncing. A vision of loveliness. HOMICIDE runs toward her too; hig chains bouncing, his Kangel sap bouncing <~- but staying on <= and his unlaced sneakerg flopping on his feet.

POEM
-E can’t believe the beauty of your soul, Or the sweetness of your smile, You are everything I've ever wanted in a woman/Can our momenta be true? - Can sugary emotion last long? I wish I knew, but we never do/It's strange — where we lose our heart, I don't know how it happened, but I do know why and that knowledge must be accepted, the simple truths of life have made me cry/ As the summer grows strong and the autumn builds strong thoughts of our moments will grow into wonderful images to keep us warm in the winter/You see I thus for I know little of love's lengevity/But much of its passions and ends, I search, long need, desire and wonder about, the emotion that sustains emotion/I believe I want to find it though I'm fearful of what I'li Zind/This is my prelude to leving you, take it for it says much of me or rather of my past, you hold a key to my future.
DALIBA
H@ wag 20 sweet. But ence he got into rap he ended up wearing sneakers for a Living.
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INT: HOMICIDE'S ROOM - DAY

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DALIBA stands with a CB4 baseball cap on sideways and a gold chain around her neck.

DALIUVA
Albert, you gave up an opportunity to go to Yale for this? I don't understand it.

HOMICIDE walkg in from the bathroom with Lawn clippers, cutting hig hair.

HOMICIDE
First, don't call me Albert. ‘Two, yeu won't aver understand. Ali you knew is 3-to-5 and Ph.D's, I tried it. But, baby, it's never what you think it’s gonna be when it is what it really is.
DALIBA
Wnat is that, a riddle?

HOMICIDE ‘ it means that Armani suit-expense account living wasn't as fulfilling tO m@ ag rocking a mic. And, bottom line, I'm getting paid.

DALIBA
Life is not all about money. HOMICIDE Yeah. What's it all about chen? . DALIBA Leve. I love Albert Brown, I want

you back. :

She comes over and kisses him passionately, ag a qooey- midnight-love song is heard on the soundtrack,

CUT TO:

HOTEL HALLWAY - DAY MAN SLAUGETER and DEAD MIKE are walking down the hall.

DEAD MIKE
You Buggin’! Jedan may be air, but: Barkley is the rebellioug black man'g ballplayer. Sperts should be played with a vengeance. I personally
(MORE)

$3

DEAD MIKE (contd)
play ball with my elbows out, bageball with my spikes high, football with crazy attitude.

Bob doesn't know shit compared tG m@ and Barkley is the only pro whe plays exact and correct.

MAN SLAUGHTER
AR, man. Jordan ig a multiemillion dellar man. He enderseg Nike. He endorses Coke. He endorses Wheaties.
DEAD MIZE
Exactly. Only a card carrying, shuffling and jivin' buppie would andeorse Wheaties.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Yo, this is Homicide's room. He'll be down with Jordan.

MAN SLAUGHTER pulls something out of his pocket and picks Open the door to HOMICIDE's room.

They enter the room to find DALIHA and HOMICIDE on the bed. She's on top of HOMICIDE, kissing him passionately. ceo Oh, yeah, their clothes are on.

Leaving the door open DEAD MIKE and MAN SLAUGHTER walk over to the bed.

MAN SLAUGETER
Home girl is deing work!

A startied DALIHA shrieks when she sees them.

DALIBA
Muggers i

. HOMICIDE Unfortunately, these are co-workers.

MAN SLAUGHTER
Yo, your bourgie is showing.
HOMICIDE
It's alright. She knows.

HOMICIDE and DALIHA stand up. DEAD MIZE

My beautiful high yellow sister, my — nam@ is Dead Mike.

MAN SLAUGHTER
(grabbing her hand)

Damm, your hands are ag soft ag a wet baby's asa. ©

(in a sexy voice) I am Man Slaughter, the Grand Verbalizger Most High and let me tall you, sweet thing, I like my women like I like my rice. Yellow.

DALZHA
(pulling her hand away)
Excuse mel
MAN SLAUGHTER
Oh, it’s like that, huh?

WE SEE STAB MASTER ARSON, SISSY, and TWO GIRLIES enter the room. Following close behind ig A. WHITE.

Now WE SEE DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE of activities in HOMICIDE’s POCM.

WE SEZ MAN SLAUGSTER still trying t6 talk to DALIHA while HOMICIDE looks in the mirror ...

WE SEE STAB MASTER ARSON and DEAD MIKE and the TWO GIRLIES hugging and fendling on the bed ...

WE SEE A. WHITE trying te catch a rap with a reluctant SISSY...

A. WHITE
You don't return my calls.

Sissy Ah, baby, you know, I jugt been gettin’ -- I mean been busy. (to camera) Hey, camera guy, you know you icekin’ good in those jeang.

A. WHITE
Cut that camera offi
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EXT: THEATER ENTRANCE - NIGHT

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Fang enter. On the marquee iz the announcement -- “CELL BLOCK 4" and underneath "RAY, BOBBY & BROWN.*

INTs THEATER STAGE

RAY, BOBBY & BROWN are ending a performance.

CUT TO:

BACKSTAGE

WE SEE RAY, BOBBY & BROWN performing from the wings . through the DOCUMENTARY CAMERA. They end their perform= ance and walk TOWARD THE CAMERA. We hear the sound of solid but polite applause.

RAY
(to camera)

Hear that? That's professionalism.

YOMONEYROB waiks by them and goes onstage. RAY standa and watches him, reaching into hia pocket and pulle out @ box of sunflower seeda.

YOMONEYROS
Are you ready for startime!

We hear the sound of thunderous cheers. -

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Are you ready for Cell Block 4!

We hear more thunderous cheers. RAY begina nervously eating his sunflower seeds. CELL BLOCK 4 and SISSY walk INTO THE FRAME. MAN SLAUGHTER {to Ray) . Hear how large we ara?

RAY, obviously frustrated, spits out a seed and it hits SISSY. :

SISssyY Hey, watch out, old man!

MAN SLAUGHTER
Yo, Grandpa, we don't play that sunflower seed shit.

Sissy That's right.

RAY
Who you talkin’ to Jezebel?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Jezebel? Her name's Sissy, fool.

SISSY whispers in MAN SLAUGRTER's ear.

MAN SLAUGHTER (contd)
Ohh ... YOu calling her a ho?
RAY
T# the shoe fits!

MAN SLAUGHTER lunges for RAY and a fight ensueg with bodies flying.

Combatants roll cut of the wings and onto the stade. SISSY confronts RAY.

RAY

Before PAY can finish his sentence, SISSY hits him with a roundhouge right.

RAY'sg gold tooth flies out of his mouth ento the stage. A KID in the crowd spots it.

| KID Yo, goldiil

Four audience members leap on stage in the never ending pursuit of gold.

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EXT: JAIL HOUSE - DAY

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INT: HOLDING PEN <- DAY

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WE SEE the bars. Then WE MOVE through the bars and SEE the memberg of CELL BLOCK 4 and YOMONEYROB sittoung around a call. Ne one is talking. They all lock depressed.

We hear the sound of several pairs of feet coming down the hall toward them.

YOMONEYROB
(getting up)
I bet that’s Trustug with the baili Hey, Trustugil

But it’s not. It's ROBINSON, EVE EDWARDS and a camera crew. ROBINSON Serry, no bail for you boys. Word came down from on high.

EVE EDWARDS
We're ready.

Lights of

ROBINSON
GO«

@ video camera come on.

EVE EDWARDS
iI understand that you spearheaded thig campaign.
ROBINSON -
Cell Block 4 haa polluted the air=- waves of thig nation for the last time. Their recerd of rict incitement, lewGness and poor grammar will, following their trial, see them incarcerated, banned and hopefully unemployed.
EVE EDWARDS
Thank you, Inspecter Rebinson. On tonight's program, we will explore the drugs, sex and violence of Cell Block 4, a group who rose out of jail and, inevitably, ended up back inside.

DEAD MIKE walks up to the front of the cell. Through the pars, he speaks to her.

DEAD MIZE
Sister, are you going te let us respond? I am righteous, correct and exact. You don't have to look hard to see that I'm black. And, underneath all that make up, I know you are too.
EVE EDWARDS
Cut the cameras,

The TV lights disappear,

EVE EDWARDS
Don't try to "sister*®* me. A bad man ig a@ bad man and Call Block 4 ig sexiat, migogynist and, besides, you guys hate women.
HOMICIDE
I love women.

From the back of the cell:

MAN SLAUGHTER | Hey, witch, fuck youl

ROBINSON
See! See, you're doing the right thing, Eve.
DEAD MIKE
Think about who he is and what he represents, sister. Thinkil
(ceflerring to Robinson)

EVE seems to be weighing her options. DEAD MIKE‘s speech

affected ‘her, but who knows how much? EAT: -VIDEO PRODUCTION STUDIO <- NIGHT ZNT: EDITING ROOM = NIGHT

A. WHITE and TRUSTUS JONES sit behind a control board.

A. WHITE
This seems like a waste of time.
TRUSTUS JONES
Where there’s money to be made time can never be wasted.
A. WHITE
How can you be seo cold? A band you nurtured is about to be destroyed. They all have records. A judge, taking into account the negative publicity Eve Edwards has generated, might throw the book.

. TRUSTUS JONES Let me tell you something: I was bern on a doorstep with a note acrose my chest. It read, "De the best you can for him, world.* I had to suck the Zirst nipple come along. I didn't run away from home << I ran 6 find a home. I ran to find Ged. And the nearest I could get to God ig people. And what do people fight for? Money -- So I figure God must be money. Soa I always try to be Godly.

A. WHITE is stunned by TRUSTUS JONES’ logic.

A. WHITE.
Could you say that again?

TRUSTUS JONES

White man, this tape may be the lagt check that these boya get. Between you and me and the light- bulb, they ain't that talented.. So look, just show me what you got and I promise to explain it to you later.

A, WHITE presses a button on the console.

A monitor comes to life. Pirate coler bars. Then the ten= second countdown. Then ...

CUP TOs MONTTOR SCREEN

On a Harlem street, A. WHITE, in preppie outfit, looks INTO CAMERA.

A. WHITE
We on yet? Okay.
(a beat)

Harlem is a place ef the unexpected. It ig alse the home of two long

time residenta who, like Bc Diddley and Chuck Berry, created a magical mugic, and were ripped off by “the Man.*

CUT TO:

HARLEM STOOP - DAY

Two Hagidic Jews, SIMON and SAUL, are sitting on the steps

ef a building. A little black girl comas by playing jump

rope. SIMON and SAUL look INTO THE CAMERA wearing long

gray beards, black hats and starn demeanorg. In fact,

Shey have on the game kind of hats as CELL BLOCK 4 did

SIMON
We've lived in thiag whitegtone since the *4028.

SA0L

That's right, whitestone.

SIMON
Anyway, we'd been working on this rap thing for years.
SAUL
Drop science, Simon! Kick it hard!
SIMON
SO, One day thig kid Buripides Smalis comes to deliver from Balducci'’s. He hearg us rap.
SAUL
Just a little thing, you knew, "So, socialize, open up your eyes, and wiggle your behind.” And boami
SIMON
Bam!
SAUL
Thank you, Ma‘am.

SIMON oO Next thing we know he’s living large sporting dope gear, chillin’ with fly hoes. He wag all that.

CUT TO:

Photos of Euripides Smalls aka MAN SLAUGHTER aa a child. Cute photoes too, with MAN SLAUGHTER's adult head super=- imposed on the child's bedy. One photo shows MAN SLAUGHTER standing in front of an orphang’ home.

WE SEE Super 8 footage of a high school graduation.

&. WHITE (VO) Abandoned by parents and raised by reaches ...

WE SEE MAN SLAUGHTER, in line with other graduates, crawling om all fourg in graduation cap and gown.

A. WHITE (VO, contd)
see h@ went on te laad a normal life.

MAM SLAUGHTER stands staring out from behind prigon bars. curt Te:

MAN SLAUGHTER gitg FACING THE CAMERA, wearing prison gear, eating a hot deg ag we hear A. WHITE’s voice.

A. WHITE (VO)
After a series of odd jobs, including qynecologiat, casting director and the chairmanehio cf General Motors, Euripides turned to crime.

él

| A. WHITE So what crimes have you committed?

MAN SLAUGHTER
Manglaughter, of course. A few agsaults. Beat the shit out of Wy grandmother. High epeed hi- jacking of an armored car. Burglary: ¥o, just let it be known I wag a treacherous motherfuckeriii

After MAN SLAUGHTER speaks, his true crimes are revealed py & close captioned TRANSLATOR.

TRANSLATOR
(a black woman)
That boy's lying. He got caught -gtealing tricycles trom four-year- Gilda, hair out of a barbershop, counterfeit food stamps, and ice from a Korean grocery.

curt TOs KOREAN GROCERY STORE - DAY

Typical New York Korean grocery. The GROCER rung out into the street and yellg at the top of hig lungs.

KOREAN GROCER
Hey, you, bring back my ice!
BACK TO:

MAN SLAUGHTER INTERVIEW

A. WHITE (OC)
I understand that you had problems in school.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Yo, let me tell you something, white man, I got up every day at 6:00 a.m. Oo get the 6:45 school bus to go out to where little Johnny lives who got Up at 3:00 a.m. t6 get to school for & 9:00 a.m. clage,. ttie Johnay is wide awake in that firse period clage and I got my head on the degk ‘cause Ii‘m tired. So they say little Johnny can read and I can'ti Shit, I was aglaepili
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INT: PAST FOOD FRANCHISE - DAY

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A. WHITE walks through a fast food restaurant. A pre- Gominately black clientele is eating hamburgers and shakes.

Ae WHITE We're here to meet Frank Blewit, the first manager of Cell Block 4.

BLEWIT is 30ish, in short sleeved shirt, curly black hair, light blue shirt and navy blue tie.

A. WHITE (contd)
Let's hope he hag time in hig busy schedule to meet with ug. Here he comes now. Franki Franki I’m A. White. Do you have any time to ‘talk to our viewers.
PRANK
(smiling)
I always have time for the white man.
CUT TO:

SHOT OF A. WHITE AND FRANK, FACE TO FACE

PRANK
S¢ what do you want to talk about marketing, promotions, distribution?
A. WHITE
Could you tell us about Call Bleck 4,
PRANK
(angry)
Whe gent you hare? What kind of white man are you? Cell Block ¢. Cali Bleck 4, You'd think these guys would call me after all I did for them <=

A, WHITE And what did you de for them?

PRANK
Well, one time we were in a restaurant and Man Slaughter needed five cents to get cheese on @ burger, I gave it to him. You'd think he even paid mé@ back? No. Not that I wag looking for it. But it would be nice if someone said, “Hey, Prank, here's a nickel. Hey, Frank, here's five
(MORE)
FRANK (contd)
pennies. Hey, Frank, here's two pennies and a half, a shoe lace.* Something!
A. WHITE
What went wrong hetween you and the group? Why did you drop them as clients?

FRANK a Creative differences. I had other -¢hings to manage.

A. WHITE
What kiné of 4ifferences?

FRANE

Well, if you must know, I didn’t ehink they had what it takes ...

(irritated) A let of people make mistakes. There are those who turned down the Rolling Stenes, who turned down the Beatles. I know at least four white people who don’t like Milli Vanilli. Se I don't mind being the man who turned down Call Block 4. It didn't ruin my career or anything

like that. A. WHITE

Well, then, thank you for your time. FRANK

Tell them I want my nickel! I want

oy nickel} BAT: NEW YORK CITY STREET

A. WHITE is asking passeraby about CB4. Thig ig REAL DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE.

MAN ON THE STREET QUESTIONS

be you like rap music? Do you listen to Cell Block 4? What makeg a2 rap record good? What dees (group member's namé@) mean to you?

Then one well-dressed BUPPIE steps. In his Brooks Brothers suit, round wire framed glagseg, this gent defines upward mobility.

A. WHITE
Are you familiar with Cell Block 4?
BUPPIE
No, sir, I've never had the opportunity to be incarcerated.
A. WHITE
No, I'm referring to the rap group Cell Bleck 41
BUPPIE
YG, you mean CB4?1? Ah, man, they was da joint. Bust this -- I got this tape I made -- it’s called *Vish-Ase.,” Not vicious, but "Vish~-Ags." It's dedicated to Olivia Brown, that *Miami Vice*® girlie with that crazy big ags. It's just like those old CB4 jams, you~know-I 'm-gayin'?
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INT: VILLAGE VOICE OFFICES - DAY

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TWO ROCK CRITICS -< a nerdy, bookish, pale white man in a Lou Reed T-shirt and a serious, Afrocentric brother with a hat and beard -- are being interviewed. Both sit looking INTO THE CAMERA.

BLACK CRITIC
Homicide's rapa recontextualize Afiro=poetic ideas inte bite sized nuggeta of ingurrection. Sort of @ well honed extension of Gamble « Huffian nationaliam.

. WHITE CRITIC Well, I'd frame Homicide in a more universal context. He works with a@ cynical brilliance in the urban troubadour tradition of Springsteen, Reed, Sting, Vanilli and Abdul, as in Paula's late period..

court To:

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INT: SUMPNER ARMORY (1983) © NIGHT

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CB4 performs "If You Move Too Fast, req Bugt Your Ass.* (Lyrica)

HOMICIDE
(raps)
Movin’ and groovin’ and humpin' and screwin'/i like to take my time when
(MORE)

8$

HOMICIDE (contd)
I’m doin’ the do? Inside your mind IT am leoomin’/'Cause thiga young man likes things slow and tander/ Givin’ you time to feel all my Member ..s

Near the ena of the performance A. WHITE speaks.

A, WHITE (VO) Praised ag the Stevie Wonder of trap, Homicide's career began at & Rikere Island talent show.

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INT: RIKERS ISLAND AUDITORIUM (1982) =< DAY

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famates sit under police guard ag M.C. YOMONEYROS, looking as he did at Queens Armory, walks to center stage, All of the inmates are wearing white gloves.

YOMONEYROB
Hey everybody, I love the attitude in the room. You know this may be the lagt place in New York we'll be able to see hip-hop, 280 let's not fuck it up. Peace to the Zulu Nation.

The crowd *meows" rather sweetly.

YOMONEYROB (contd)
Peace to the Hollis Crew.

The crowd *meows.*

YOMONEYROB icontd) Peace to the Brownaeville Bad Mother=- fuckers.

Deg barks.

YOMONEYROS (contd)
Now let's give a nice Rikers island welcome to our nmaxt contestant, the poet Homicide!

HOMICIBZ, in prison gear and hip-hop attitude, walkg on stage carrying a roll of toilet paper. As he recites, he unrolls.

HOMICIBE | I'm Homicide from Call Bleck 4 and the name of my poem ig *I Didn‘tt (MORE)

HOMICIDE {fcontd) De It." Just becauge I had the easn, deeen’t mean I killed ner ase, I didn't deo it. Just becauge blood wag in my hand, it doean't mean I stabbed the man. I didn’t do it.

The inmates reapond enthusiastically tc HOMICIDE’s first two verses. HOMICIDE, already pumped up, now gets manic.

HOMICIDE (contd)
Just because I had the cagh, deesn’t mean I whipped hig ages. I didn’t ao it.

HOMICIDE begins shouting, "1 didn'e do it*® until two guards come on stage to carry him away. The inmates applaud politely.

cot TO: HOMICIDE'S CELL HOMICIDE sita holding an ice pack to his forehead.

A. WHITE (OC)
Io understand you, like so many black entertainers, had te struggis against poverty until you could make money entertaining we fortunate residents of white neighborhoods.
HOMICIDE
Word up, my man. I had it hard. I'm tellin’ you. Rats as big ag cats. Used to push me from the dinner table on a nightly basis,

EAT: SUBURBAN HOME - DAY

A. WHITE (VO)
I first became aware of CB4 through Homicide. While he was e¢ill in erigon I visited his home.

A neat two-story home in Teaneck, New Jersey. A. WHITE walks up to the door. The mail box gays, "The Browns.“ He atraighteng hia tie and rings the bell.

MRS. ALBERTA BROWN, HOMICIDE’s mother, a sweet faced, middle-aged woman, cpens the door. She hag a brown cat under On@ arm.

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Bb, WHITE Alberta Brown? I'm A. White.

ALEERTA BROWN
You sure look Like one.
A. WHITE
Thank you. You have a lovely pussy.
ALBERTA BROWN.
Oh, this's Albert's pussy. I'm just watching her until he gets back, Come on in. I was just fixing some brownies.
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INT: HOMICIDE'S ROOM =< DAY

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HOMICIDE's rocm igs as clean and wholesome ag Tom Cruise's

in Born on the 4th .of July. As A. WHITE waiks around the room ALBERTA points out the highlights.

ALBERTA BROWN

That's his science project award. That's his school crossing guard merit citation. He won that big one for hia entry in the “Alice Walker Promising African-American Poetry*® contest. He wag really proud of that one.

A. WHITE picks up a prom phote of HOMICIDE with a homely blonde in his arm and makeg a disgusted face.

A eute pig-tailed BLACK GIRL enters wearing a beige outfit,

ALBERTINA
Whe are you? A. WHITES t'm A. White. You must be Albertine. ALBERTINA You geen my brother? A, WRITE Well 2.66 ALBERTA

He's still away at camp.

ALBERTINA
But it's been several years, Mommy

6&8

ALBERTA then glape the hell out ef ALBERTINA and then tcurne to emile sheepishly INTO THE CAMERA

Bats City STREET =~ DAZ HOMICIDE standa next to a cherry red jeep.

HOMICIDE
YO, bust this. Thig Saranoya ia the deffest new thing from the land of the rising yen. It's got am engine that defines dope.

He holde up a computer chis.

' HOMICIDE (contd?) Snap thia into your glove compartment, turn the key and you're good to ge. So what's up under the hood?

HOMICIDE pulls up hood, revealing a giant stereo speaker. A CB4 gong now booms out.

HOMICIDE (contd)
Saranoya. It’s ali that.

Be folds hig armg and stares INTO THE CAMERA hard. INP: BARLEM RESTAURANT = DAY

it's dark and homey. There are grease staing on the

walle and heavy-set women behind the counter. In the

back there are tables. A. WHITE walks in looking for

SLIM LIGHTIN’, an old black man sitting alone at a table with an empty plate in front of him. A sign behind him reads: "Dec's Rib Shack. Home of the Big Ags Biacuit.* Next to the sign ig an illustration of a fat, round biscuit with a big emile and top hat.

A. WHITE
Slim Lightin'?
SLIM
You the white man?
A. WHITE
Yea, we spoke on the phone.
SLIM
You got fifty dollars?

A. WHITE ; You didn't mention money on the phone. I don’t pay for interviews.

SLIM
Listen, Mr. Hairweave, fifty dollars or nothing. You paid for all this equipment, you can pay for my memories, jackil

A, WHITE (to camera) Okay, cut it.

SLIM
Fool, cut that camera back on!

Screen goes black. Then, after a beat, comes back on. SLIM LIGHTIN' is sitting with a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels next to him and a huge biscuit in front of him. He looks INTO CAMERA.

SLIM
Hey, cracker, have one of these big asa biscuits, will you?
A. WHITE (OC)
No, thanks.
SLIM
Suit yourself. Go ahead.

He begins eating and drinking and dees both during the entire interview. In carving the biscuit he finds a

Swatch watch inside, He makes no mention of this unusual event and simply wraps it onto his wrist without commenting on this bizarre event.

A. WHITE
I'm told you played a key role in Stab Master Arson's life?
SLIM
You mean that Otis 0. Otis kid? ASB-hole. I mean Arson. Hell of @ name, ain't it? Since he was eight or nine he been cunning errands for me. Get me groceries, pick up the betting sheets, stuff of that mature. Never said mch but if = let him sip some Jack through a atraw, he'd smile.
(Slim bites a Big Ags Biscuit and then washes it down with Jack Daniels} But once he got into that rap shit, boy just went left. Sold me a hot TY for fifty dollars and I put it (MORE) .
SLIM (contd)
Gead in my living room, jack. I stepped over here for a big-ass bigcuit and dam if Otis didn't stick a midget ingide! Cleaned me Sut! Stole my Air Jordans. Everything! Kid wag smart. Never 636 gay much though.

Cur TO: STAB MASTER ARSON cutting and seratching *Good Times.* cor TCs

STAB stands on 4 street corner making vulgar eign language at young girle walking by.

A. WHITE (VO)

Stab Master Argon, also known by hia middle name ©, was the strong silent type and precisely becauge no one knew what he thought Stab Master emerged as Cell Block é's acknowledged leader. It was said, "He talked with hands.”

cur TO: CELL BLOCK 4 CONCERT - NIGHT

A WHITE EXECUTIVE stands on stage with CB4 handing the group platinum albuma.

WHITE EXZCUTIVE
We at Pop Racords just want to @Xptess our support for rap music. Our motto is if it’s on Pop, it

ig pop.

SPAB MASTER ARSON is the last toe receive his racord. He immediately takes the glass enclosed plaque and breaks it ever his knee. He then takes the platinum record out and Becks it inte hig gold chain.

CUT TO:

MAN SLAUGHTER AND HOMICIDE INTERVIEW Both are FACING THE CAMERA. A. WHITE (0¢)

When did you know Stab wag your leader?

HOMICIDE
Ah, I don't know. You remember?
MAN SLAUGHTER
SUES ees @ sae L Ghink Lt wag «es ahit, = den't know.
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EXT: 8A BA ACK'S BUILDING - DAY

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A. WHITE walks up to the building and rings the buzzer. The sign, "Save The Black Man® is on the door.

A. WHITE (VO}
For insight into the controversy _ funy began studying the werk of Ba Ba Ack, head of the SAVE THE NUBIAN MALE POUNDATION, and Dead Mike's spiritual mentor,

The deor opens te reveal BA BA ACK, a tall, 40ish black man, Gressed in all black, save a huge African medallion, around hig neck and a red, black and green kufi.

A. WRITE
Geoe aftarnocn.
BA BA ACK
You may enter, infidel.

BA BA ACK turns and moves into the houge. The CAMERA FOLLOWS him ingide. The walls are black. The ceilings are black. The floors are black. Some moldings and adeer knebs are painted black, Maps of Africa hang from the walle.

In the living room BA BA ACK sits FACING THE CAMERA. Behind him are huge: blow-ups of Al Sharpton and Marion Barry hanging on the walls behind him.

A. WHITS
What role did you play in Bead Mixe'g education?
BA BA ACR
~ #01d nim to think independently with a gliohal conacicugnegs, to be always on the look-out for deception and @iginformation. Por example, Burcopean~Americang have always called our people monkeys. But a monkey's got a pale face and atraight hair, much like you, Me. White.

Ae WHITE clears hig throat nervously.

A. WHITE
What about hig stance on watermelons?
BA BA ALE
That's misinformation. YWatermelong are not the Lesue. The definition

of African Americans by African- Americang ig the issue.

At this point BA BA ACK removes nia kufi, revealing a head of Shaptonesque biow dried hair.

| BA BA ACK (contd) |

Only when we can define curaelves

without questioning by you so-

called Caucasians will this be a

iand ef freedom.

CAMERA ZOOMS IN SLOWLY ON Al Sharpton poster. — Screen turns to video snow.

BACK TO:

EDITING RCOM - NIGHT ; TRUSTUS JONES and A. WHITE behind the edit board.

TRUSTUS JONES
Not bad, Whitey. :

We hear an off-screen voice, "Crap. Same old crap.* They turn to see ROBINSON and TWO UNIFORMED COPS. ROBINSON

In fact it's so foul the public meeds to be protected from it.

ROBINSON snaps hia fingers and the TWO COPS push A. WHITE an@ JONES out of the way and begin grabbing video tapes.

TRUSTUS JONES
This i8 police brutality!
A. WHITE
Thie ig cengorshipi
ROBINSON
This is competent law enforcement.

ROBINSON shoves a legal document in JONEZS' hand as the THO COPS exit.

ROBINSON
See you on TV -- I mean in court.

Cor TOs *°& CURRENT APFALE" BROADCAST EVE EDWARDS ig on a talevigion set,

EVE EDWARDS
Cell Block 4, now as CB4 to its pubescent fangs, is back where they belong. In jail. After years of nasty music, rampant sexism, and bad grammar, Cell Block 4 is in the hell hole trom which they rose.
CUT TO:

A. WHITE'S DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE

WE SEE SHOT of DALIHA, HOMICIDE, MAN SLAUGHTER, SISSY, etc. in HOMICIDE's room. From A. WHITE’s confiscated footage.

EVE EDWARDS (VO)
This tootage, shot by our hidden camera, shows an orgy about to happen. Notice A. White, once a top critic, now reduced to a leacherous groupiedom by contact with the group. A tidal wave of outrage has washed across the shores of our country. For example, note the patriotic stance of the Governor of Florida.
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INT: CONFERENCE ROOM

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‘Reporters ang cameras are get up. A news PRESS SECRETARY steppe to the microphone. A Confederate flag ig prominent in the background of the frame:

PRESS SECRETARY
The Governor of Florida.

The GOVERNOR ig wearing a round orange button.

GOVERNOR
Watermelon now rivals citrus fruit and Disney products as the key cash crop of this state. We won't allow anyone, especially some Satan wore- anipping rapper, to ridicule this
(MORE)
GOVERNOR (contd)
noble fruit. Until further notice anyone s@lling a Cell Bleck 4 record in the state will be aubject to arrest. Watermelon now! Watermelon forever!

He reaches under the dais, pullg up a watermelon and then takes & giant bite out of it. The crowd applauds.

Bang! A aneaker hag been hurled through the television screen.

WE SEE CELL BLOCK 4°s members sitting in &@ prison reaction reom. MAN. SLAUGHTER reaches into the television to pull his sneaker out.

HOMICIDE
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
MAN SLAUGHTER
I Was tired of that hair weave wearing noe.
HOMICIDE
i near en that.
DEAD MIKE
You know, in her heart, I think she wants to do the right thing, but she's toc caught up in the system.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Being back in the joint has made you silly.

Ag MAN SLAUGHTER walks away from the screen, WE SEB DEAD MIKE furiously scratching hig aneakered feet.

cur Toz REACTION ROOM DOORWAY - DAY A. ®BiTE anc JONES enter. TRUSTUS JONES

You gaw the snow 2 44@¢@.

MAN SLAUGHTER sees A. WHITE, walks over to him and punches him to the floor.

TRUSTUS JONES (contd)
Why'd you do that?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Why the fuck not? I didn’t want him following me around in the first place.

HOMICIDE helps A. WHITE to a chair,

TRUSTCUS JONES
Listen up. The trial is tomorrow and things don't lcek good.
HOMICIDE
Or smell good, look at Dead Mike’s feet. CLOSE UP <- DEAD MIKE‘'S FEET DEAD MIKE’s shoeless feet are swollen beyond belief.
TRUSTUS JONES
. Call a dectori
HOMICIDE
I TOLD HIM TO WASH BETWEEN HIS TOES! CHECK YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS!
STAB
Tt*’s too funky in here!
MAN SLAUGHTER
What the fuck. It can't kill him.
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EXT: A BAPTIST CHURCH = DAY

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Mourners enter from all walks of African-American lite ts pay final respect tc DEAD MIKE.

A. WEITES (VO)
Mourners enter from ail waiks of

African-American life to pay final aspects to Dead Mike.

IME; BAPTIST CHURCH - DAY

A long line awaite ite chance tO view DEAD MIKE’s body. | Cur TO:

DEAD MIKE's body in the coffin. He looks absolutely

blissful lying dead in his usual beboy attire with lots

ef gold on.

CUP TO:

DBAD MIKE’s POV of mourners viewing him. TWO B-BOYS walk . £wTO THE FRAME. .

B-BOY 41
Ha's outta here!

B-BOY #2 Yo, Man, he'a fucked up. My man told him to be careful.

They walk away. CUT TO:2 DEAD MIKE etill blissful, but gold chainlesa.

As they EXIT THE FRAME, SISSY enters, an attractive black woman in her early 20's, with a crazy long, definitely artificial hairweave, who is crying her eyes out. SISSY is sobbing up a storm, when, from behind -- seemingly out of the hair itself ~=- a hand reaches up and gives SISSY a handkerchieZ.

Behind SISSY, WE SEE a teenaged black girl, in jeane, leather jacket and chewing bubble gum. Her job ig to make sure SISSY's extra large hairweave doesn’t hit the flcer. She ig WEAVETTE (it even says so on her jacket). As Sissy cries, WEAVETTE blows a bubble.

WE SEE SISSY now leaning INTO THE CAMERA to kiss DEAD MIRE. The CAMERA is momentarily covered with SISSY‘'s Weave.

SISSY walks away crying. WEAVETTE exits with har chewing gum and blowing bubbles.

Next INTO THE FRAME is BA BA ACK. He stands sternly over DEAD MIKE’s body.

Then he looks up at the altar.

CUT TG: PAINTING OF JESUS ON THE CROSS

CUT TO:

BA BA ACK frowning.

cur TO:

BA BA ACK looking back down at DEAD MIKE and then up to the altar again.

CUT TOs

Marion Barry‘s face replacing Jesus' face on the cross.

cur TO: BA BA ACK smiles, then walks away.

A WHITE and hig camera are next INTO THE FRAME.

A. WHITE
How does it leok?
CAMERAMAN
Shouldn’t he have a gold chain on?
A. BEETE
Yeah,

Ae WHITE reaches into hig pocket and pulle out a rope enain,

From DEAD MIKE'S POV, WE SEE aAm place the gold chain around DBAD MIKE’s neck.

A. WHITE (contd)
Better.
CAMERAMAN
Now he Locks real.
CUT TO:

From A. “W ITE’: POV, WE SEE DEAD MIKE with the gold chain en. A. WHITE and the CAMERAMAN EXIT THE PRAME.

WE SEE A WELL DRESSED BLACK MAN, 30, walk INTO THE FRAME. Dregged in a dark suit, tie and white shirt, he aprearg to be the first “*normal® mourner. A family friend or relative perhaps?

WELL DRESSED BLACK MAN
Thought you could get away, huh, baby. Now ya laying dead. But we ain't eettleé thig yet. Where's my money. Motherfucker.

He punches him emack in the mouth or, for our purposes, the CAMERA, with a solid right hand.

WELL DRESSZD BLACK MAN (contd)
This ain't over.

WE SEE WELL DRESSED BLACK MAN'S POV of DEAD MIKE. DEAD MIKE now frowning with a black eye.

CUT PO:

STAB MASTER ARSON's turntables are on the coffin lid. Tiree microphones are set up in front of the casket. DB2D MIKE’a kufi ig on one microphone.

HOMICIDE

This ia dedicated to Dead Mike. He

can't rap tonight, go I'll man his

ground. HOMICIDE puts DEAD MIKE'’s kufi atop his hat and begins rapping hia and DEAD MIKZ's lines on “I Think Bead Mike's Been Fixed." (Lyrics To Come)

| DISSOLVE TOs

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INT: SMPTY CHURCH |

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Save the memberg of CELL BLOCK 4, JONES, YOMONEYROSB, A. WHITE, SISSY and DALIBA standing silently around the eoffin. CUE TOs

CHURCH DOORWAY

EVE and ROBINSON enter. EVE is leading a reluctant ROBINSON by the hand.

. BOMICIDE You two have a lot of nerve coming in herei A & WHITES .

Where's the film crew, you ghouls?

EVE EDWARDS

Z etill don't like you guys or what you stand for. But Dead Mike waa actually a good brother with heart. He didn't deserve to die such a horrible Geach.

(ee Robinson) Zan’ that right, Inapector?

ROBINSON ig silent.

EVE EDWARDS (contd)
If you don't offer the deal I'll expose your campaign te destroy this group, implicate you in the riot, in Mike's death and reveal your own personal corruptiong.
ROBINSON
I am authorized to offer you a deal,
FRUSTUS JONES
That's what I like to haar.
ROBINSON
if you perform a benefit concert for my favorite charity -=- the Narcoleptic Dolphin Society =< and afterward agree to break up the group, all charges will be dropped, all investigations will be ended.
HOMICIDE
First of ail, any money we raise should go to Ba Ba Ack’s Foundation.
MAN SLAUGHTER
TWO, NO ONE CAN TELL US WHAT TO Bol
ROBINSON
That's the deal. Take it or leave it.

BXT: THEATER =< NIGHT

Fang roll in. Marquee reada: “CELL BLOCK 4, FINAL CONCERT, HELPING DOLPHINS. *

CUT TO:

CELL BLOCK 4 DRESSING ROOM

CELL BLOCK 4, JONES, A. WHITE, SISSY, DALIBA are eitting areund. JONES iz in the center of the room,

TRUSTUS JONES
Just do what they want. Do “The Reach Dance Rap.” The record company will reinstate us under another name. Ze could be a whole new direction for us, It's where rap ig going.
A. KHITE
iL know it's not my place to speak.
YOMONEY ROB
Damn right, so sit your agg down.
HOMICIDE
¥o, let him talk. He's paid his dues.

- A. WHITE ; You guys have 4 unique opportunity. -* . ۩ strike a blow for free speech.

ZI think you should do the illest, atoopiest, cold gettin’ dumb rap you can imagine.

MAN SLAUGHTER
SHIT, THAT MAKES ME SO FUCKIN’ MADi
HOMICIDE
I thought you'd be with that.
MAN SLAUGHTER
I know, I hate having to agree with him. Fuck all that soft ass butter pop do de. Stab, give me a beat!

STAB MASTER ARSON rubs his hands together and then waiks to his turntables.

STAB MASTER ARSON
Bust 4&2 move.

Cur PO: THEATER STAGE

Through A. WHITE'S DOCUMENTARY CAMERA, WE SEE CELL BLOCK 4 take the stage to cheers. STAB MASTER ARSON begina cutting up a beat.

HOMICIDE and MAN SLAUGHTER alternate saying each of the following worda:

HOMICIDE/MAN SLAUGHTER

We are Call Block 4. A group before ite time, of ita time, like Jimmy Walker.

(ag each name ia mentioned,

. their photo appears)

ese Pater Lemongello, Franklin Ajaye, Jim Baker, the Beastie Boys, Bohannon, Morton Bowney Jr., Son Johnson's ginging career, Ruth Buzzi, Ralph Sampson, Gary Hart, Bon Johngon's acting career, Chice DeBarge, Vanity ang Apollonia. That level eof star =< yea, we are all that -~ wag like 2 flame of paggion. It was good while it lasted, but that was only fifteen minutes. Now, in our last performance, we have one thing to say te the world.

HOMICIDE and MAN SLAUGHTER grab their "private parts.*

HOMICIDE/MAN SLAUGHTER (contd)
Liek the egweat of our balisgi

The FOOTAGE mixes CB4 LIVE on atage with INSERTS of other Fap stars and plain old ordinary folks, all rapping the song's whclesomely nasty lyrica:

SWEAT OF MY BALLS

Rippin’ and robbin’ and rappin’ and vrhymin'/Life sometimes can be so tirin'/ But there's one thing I can always rely on/That's the Sweat of My Balla/

That's the Sweat of My Balls ...

Fightin’ and lyin’ and lickin' and atylin'/These dam women can be 86 triflin'/But there's one thing I can always control/

{chorus} My Balis My Balls My Balis My Balls

Now WE SEE them performing through A. WHITE'S DOCUMENTARY CAMERA.

Then A. WHITE himself jumps on atage with SISSY and does @ nasty hip-hop dance with her.

The song ende with them all walking offstage together. CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON CELL BLOCK 4 160, CRBOITS ROLL OVER LOGS.

THE BND