The CAMERA MOVES through a crowd of black teeng in ingide<-
out jackets, jeans, Adidas sneakers with no laces please,
T-shirts, such as the infamous Yo, Baby, Yo T-shirt and
gold shaing, goid rings, gold teeth, gold fingernails.
A few perform the “smurf dance,” but most are angry.
CROWD MEMBER $1
I want my goddam blow! i
CROWD MEMBER #2
i want my motherfucking cheeba!l
CROWD MEMBER #3
Puck that! I want my money!
COT TO:
BACKSTAGE AREA
Promoter TRUSTUS JONES and hogt YOMONEYROB are pacing
backstage nervously. YOMOMEYROB ia 2 frantic, fast-talking,
25-year-old, in a purple velour sweat suit. JONES ig
wearing a lime green velour sweat suit and a gold chain
holding a medallion that says, “TRUSTUS.*
TRUSTUS JONES
They gonna tear this motherfucker Gown. Liable to call SWAT out on
my age.
YOMONEYROB
Man, I'm wearing this heat like a COBE.
HOMICIDE, youthful yet world weary kid in a black hat,
Leather pants, untied eneakers and extra-extra large gold
chain steps to Rim.
_ HOMTCINE
Yo, we ready.
TRUSTUS
Ready? I just put you on the bill as a favor, ‘cause y’all just out. the jeint and shit. You guys are tough but you can’t get to thig. TRUSTUS turng away but HOMICIDE grabs hia arm.
HOMICIDE
rea be handled.
Three other b-boys, all dressed identical tc HOMICIDE,
waik up behind him, all locking ag cold blooded ag a
witch's tit.
TRUSTUS
You all that?
HOMZ CIDE
We're all that.
CUT TO:
STAGE <- NIGET
YOMOWEYROS walks out to boos. A couple of "Old 2” bottles
fly past hin.
From his POY he sees a fly girl, SISSY, in the crowd.
BACK TO YOMONEYROB smiling at her.
YOMONEYROB
Hay now everybody just take a chili
pill. It ain't my fault none of
the other groups showed up, okay?
Mere meoe.
YOMONEYROB (contd)
Ligten, we got te stay chill in here, ‘cause thie may be the last place in New York they allow hip hop. Word. Lat's have peace in the house. Peace to the Zulu Nation!
Members of the crowd bark like dogs.
YORONEYROS fconcd)
Peace to the Hollig Crew.
More barks.
YOMONEYZROS (contd)
Peace to the Flatbush Lipstemping Poase.
Loudest barks of ail.
YOMONEYROB (contd)
Now, for the first time on the stage of the Queens Armory, live from Rikers Isiand {echo)
(echo)
BLOCK
fecho)
(echo)
CELL
4it
AS YOMONEYROB exits, ne does a "come here® motion with
his finger toward SISSY.
WE SEE SISSY pushing her way through the crowd.
CELL BLOCK 4 <- HOMICIDE, MAN SLAUGHTER, DEAD MIKE, DJ
STAB MASTER ARSON <-- take the stage.
From ebove WE CAN SEE the bodies of crime victims drawn
em the stage where CB4 stands.
HOMICIDE
You know a lot of people talk about *peace”™ tc thig group or “peace*® to thee boro. Fuck that! We say “*war*® tO any motherfucker in the house who ain't with dis! We say “*war* to any bitch who can't understand dia! Tenight dig ain't no goddamn armory. Thig etage, this room, this city, thia planet, this boro -- tonight it’s all about CELL BLOCK 4111
The crowd cheers.
COT TOs
BAL ESTAGE
TRUSTUS
(to Yomoneyrob)
Yo, I'm outta here.
TRUSTUS goes through the door marked "Box Gffice.* We
hear the sound of several locks clicking.
CUT TO:
STAGE
HOMICIDE
One for the head, two for the
heart, come on, Man Slaughter!
MAN SLAUGHTER
~ Lemme ask y'all a queation. Is da
Bronx in the nouge?
More barks.
MAN SLAUGHTER (contd)
Ie that right? Well, is Man~hat-tan
in the house?
Crowd barks louder.
MAN SLAUGHTER
I know Queens is up in here.
cur TO:
BACKSTAGE
YOR@ONETROB is pushing up against SISSY.
sissy
Den’t make oromises your tongue
can'« keep.
YOMONEYROS
Baby, I’m gonna make you a Queen.
BACK TO:
STAGE
Crowd mecows like a cat.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Why I wanna know?
- HOMICIDE
Yeah, why you wanna know? ‘Ya,
Dead Mike, do you know why he
Wants to know?
DEAD MIRE
"Cause we all Leokin’ t0 get ..- STRAIGHT OUT OF BROOKLYN Lit
CELL BLOCK 4 begins performing "Straight Out of Brooklyn.”
This is a hardcore rag record in the N.N.A. mode,
MAN SLAUGHTER, whose words are delightfully offensive,
stalks the stage with a cool, Rakim-like swagger ==
maximum attitude with minimum sweat.
MAN SLAUGHTER raps:
MAN SLAUGHTER
Straight outta Brooklyn, crazy motherfucker named Man Slaughter/ I fucked you wife and now I'm fucking your daughter/I fucked you aunt, I would have fucked your sister but the bitch was fat/If I'm in you neighborhood you better dig a moat/ ‘sauge I'm coming over to siit you throat /Blood is dripping, I’m not slippin'/A bitch's panties ia what I'm rippin'/I once shot a man for slurping his soup/I once shot a girl fer snoring too loud/I once shot a faggot for wearing my suit/Don‘t call me cute, Don't call me handsome, 2°11 held Misa America up for ransom/ Juste to get/Straight Out of Brooklyn ...
BOMECIDE is reminiscent of Run of Run-DMC in his hump back
walk and hand gestures. His rap ia wittier than SLAUGHTER's
ané it comes through in his performance.
BOMECIDE rape:
HOMICIDE
I'm a crazy motherfucker named Homicide, aa get ready you're going for a long vide/OZf a clif% I'm driving you over, now you're dead with your four-leaf -clover/Float like a cannon ball, sting like a shark/I'm the brother waiting
(MORE)
HOMICIDE (contd) .
in the dark/Waiting to rob you,
waiting to beat you, 4 bullet in
the head is how I‘1l greet you/A
villain with a hat, it's like that/
Tiead you mother down te a train track/
Plat on her back I gave her some
ctack/It's 10 o'clock, de you know
where your Mom's at?/She moved .../
Straight Out of Broeklyniill
DEAD MIKE is the only CB4 member wearing an African
medallion: inatead of a geld chain, He speaks with the
elocution of a teacher trying to reach a crowd of unruly
atudents. - :
(Note: Lyrics To Come)
STAB MASTER ARSON is the moat physically imposing CELL
BLOCK 4 member -~ standing well over six feet with large
hands. Even at the most hectic moments, STAB maintains
a poker face that even Celtic center, Robert Parrish,
would envy. He beging scratching the record with hands,
elbpowa, nose, feet. Takes out his gold taeth and cuts
records with them too! He pullg cut a bottle of lighter
fiuid and pours it on the turntables.
Ag STAB MASTER pullg out a box of matches we hear ...:
A. WHITE (VO)
They are the ultimate rap group. Bigger than Run-D.M.C. More contro< vergial than Public Enemy. And, yea, larger than the Fat Boys. Their name is Céll Block 4 and like 2c many innovators, the depth of their legacy has been cbhscured by our rolling pagsage of time.
WE SBE STAB lite up the turntables.
A. WHITES (VO, contd)
CB4. They rose like a meteor-but
won't fall like a leese button. The
etory begine where all great stories
GQ =~ before the beginning.
cur TO:
WE SEZ HOMICIDE throw down hig mike.
WE SEE DEAD MIKE throw down his kufi.
il
WE SEE MAN SLAUGHTER throw down his mike, hig baseball
cap and hurl one of his gold chaing into the crowd.
cur TOs
Audience memberge diving and fighting for the chain,
MUSIC: The sound of the “Brooklyn” beat giveg way to the
goung of feedback and digtortion.
YOMONEYROS rung. on stage with a fire extinguisher ag CELL
BLOCK 4 walks off stage cooly.
nen MAN SLAUGHTER comes back.
MAN SLAUGHTER
Lakeisha, meet me backstage with some fresh gold!
PREEZE FRAME ON MAN SLAUGHTER's face with the flaming
turntables in the background.
WE SEE THE CAMERA PULL BACK TO REVEAL ...
A televigion in an office, The screen then turns to video
Snow.
CUT TO:
a white man pugheg the off button. The television shuts
off and a video cassette pops out into the white hand.
WE SEZ THE CAMERA PULL BACK TO REVEAL A. WHITE, early 30's,
bespeckled ax-reck critic turned filmmaker, wearing a
Metallica T-shirt and dingy jeans.
- A. WHITE
(into camera}
We bought this footage from a crack-
head I met hustling for quarters
eutaide the Apolic. That's all we
have to date of the early days but
it giveg you a feel for what I'm
doing.
cur TO:
A WHITE'S POV
WE SEE two black men -- one sitting, one standing --
behind a cluttered dask. On the wall behind them ia the
logo, TRUSTUS JONES ENTERPRISES and the slogan, “In Jones
We Trugt.* TRUSTUS JONES site in an expensive suit,
looking fatter and sporting a beard. “Standing ia YOMONEYROE,
wearing a Cell Block 4 jacket and a gaggle of backstage
pasges on 4 chain around hig neck.
YOMONE TYROS
Loved it. Made me look good.
TRUSTUS
Cut out that little part with me in the box office and we're good to go. Not that I'm vain, mind you. Just don’t want people knowing our emergency security procedures.
A. WHITE takes a2 aeat in front of the degk.
. A, WEITE
(sheepishly)
That's not a problem. It's your
money and my first film. I won't
have any problems giving you what
YOMONEYROB
That’s a change. You cotild be real i11 when you were doing that critic
thing e
TRUSTUS
Don't worry. Now my man just wants to get paid.
A. WHITE is clearly embarrassed by TRUSTUS’ statement.
TRUSTUS (contd)
Ze's alsight, my man, we all have to @at. Before I got hooked with thees guys I was a low budget promoter. Now I'm the biggeat black manager in the world. You think I like rap. Shit, nO. But <<
CUP PO:
DOORRAY
CELL BIOCK 4 burst through the door, knocking it to the flcer.
TROUSTUS
It*'g my stars. How's it hangin’?
CELL BLOCK 4 exchanges “What's up’s® with TRUSTUS and
YOMONEYROB. Of the group only HOMICIDE and DEAD MIKE
acknowledge A. WHITE.
STAB, ag ig his manner, immediately beging going through
the magazines piled atop the coffee table.
SLAUGHTER pulls hig chair up next to A. WHITE’s. In fact
he bumps A. WHITE’s chair, almost knocking A. WHITE down,
yet SLAUGHTER still doegn't look at or speak to him.
TRUSTUS
This is a@ big day in Cell Block 4's history. We'll announce the beginning of the "Just Another Angry Black Man* tour and the release of our *Better Than Pussy* CD.
Everybody grunts or says, "Word"® or some other racially
specific ad lib. SLAUGHTER just sucks his teeth.
TRUSTUS
We also have to have the final go ahead from all of you to allow the distinguished rock critic A. White to film a documentary on the group.
HOMICIDE
Before we vote, I know the brothers would like to hear A. White speak about what he's trying to accomplish with this film.
YOMONEYROB
(te Trustusa)
He better suck their dick real good.
A. WHITE
I know we've had some differences in the past when I wag still writing cvitician,
MAN SLAUGHTER
You damm right, Whitey! I ain't ferget what you said about my Moms, gucka i
A. WHITE
Lock, I’m in the videe business now.
Back then I wag making $250 a review.
Couldn't pay my rent. I wrote the odd
nasty review just te get noticed <<
20 get a rep. I know you understand
that. My rep in fact gives this filz
added credibility. Besideg, the
bottom line ig
(ne looks at Man Slaughter)
Now I just want to cold get paid.
TRUSTUS
See, he's even learning to speak the language. White, why don't you show tham the footage that I lixeé. Soe . a
YOMONEYROB
They'll leve that shit.
A, WHITE
Okay.
A. WHITE slips another caggette in the VCR and turng on
the television.
WE SEE hand held camera interviews about Cell Block 4
with BOBBY BROWN, CHARLES BARKLEY, QUINCY JONES, MARLA
GIBBS, MILTON BERLE, DENNIS MILLER, ROBERT DENIRO and
other rap experts.
As WE WATCH we hear the "Straight Out sf Brookiyn® beat
and comments from CB4 members on the interview subjects.
After the lagt interview WE SBE ...
BST: APOLLS THEATER =» 12878 STREET - DAY
A. WHITE, in a blue blazer, white shirt, and a Ted Koppel
hairstyle, walks INTO THE FRAME holding a microphone,
A. WEITE
Hello, my name ig A. White. Ten years ago I walked these mean streets reporting for Dark Skin magazine. Ie was at Dark Skin that I documented the growth of something calied hip- hop. Though I wag young, well bred and a sO-called blue eyed devil trom the Caucus mountains, Harlem embraced - Be mas .
CUP TO:
SEO GP A GRAFITTIED WALL
Then a Teshirted A. WHITE rung THROUGH THE FRAME. For a
beat nothing happens. Then a gang of black kidg rung
THROUGH THE FRAME after him.
BACK TO:
A, WHITE
(now walking)
-- and gave me my start. Now, ail
these years later, I've dacided te
(MORE)
A. WHITE (contd)
celebrate my tenth anniversary in journaligm by giving something back to the community.
While A. WHITE walks down the street talking, he ignores
& Rasta trying to sell Marcus Garvey and Bob Marley posters,
Jehovah's Witnesses pushing the Watchtower, folks picketing
a@ Korean grocery store, and a young black teen being
dragged away by the cope. A. WHITE is oblivious to every=-
thing but his words,
Ae WHITE (contd)
This documentary is composed of footage
from my personal archives and notes
taken during my years of intimate
contact with African-Americans. This
film is, of course, about more than
rap mugic, but how thig great country
works, I feel it ig only by being
truly sengitive to their world that
all we real Americans can underatand
our world.
Just ag A. WHITE finishes his last comment, the CAMERA
BEGINS TO SHARE.
A. WHITE (contd)
Hey, stop thatiil
The camera is stolen, and the screen goes spinning and
careening down the street ag if on a roller coaster. We
hear A, WHITE shouting in the distance. Then it spins
out of control and the screen goes biack.
BACK EO
TRUSTUS JONES’ OFFICE
MAN SLAUGHTER
(laughing)
The beginning wag whack, but I's Kinda with the ending.
(to A. White)
Yo, you a funny motherfucker}
HOME CIDE
lLatiae do it.
DEAD MIZE
I¢*il be righteous when we're through with it.
od
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fen)
TRUSTUS
What about you, Stak?
STAR WASTER ARSON puts down Right On! magazing and pickse
ap Servaw.
TRUSTUS {contd}
Gocxi, Let's go to the prees conference.
INT; CONPRERENCE ROOM ~ DAY
Camers. crews and reporters mill about waiting.
Ae WHITE is talking with & cameraman when EVE EDWARDS, 4
beautiful black woman with the over-mousged hair of a
sypical TV anchorwoman, which by the way she happens to
be, walka over.
EVE
A. WHITE Yas. EVE I'm Bve Edwards of "A Current Affair.* A. WHITE Pleasure to meet you. EVE Wigh I could say the same, A. White. A. WHITES EXcusé me. EVE
You used tc be a fine, hard nitting
eritic. I read ali of your essays
isn Dark Skin. But mow I understand
you're doing an “authorized® docu-
mentazy on Cell Block 4.
A. WAITE
She written word is daad, an you w@li knew, Mea. Edwards, if I want t9 speak tc peopla, video ia how *Oo de it.
EVE
But glerifying thig rapping riff- vaff ia a disservica., At "A Current AZfaiz,* wa provide hard hitting reports.
A. WHITE laughs at that.
. .. A. WHITE
That’ 3 nothing but tabloid journalism.
EVE
ig that right? At least it iz journalism. Now you're just 4 flunky for underclass jailbirds.
Before A. WHITE can respond there's noise from the dais.
cor To:
PODIUM
Holding 4 mike is CLYDE CLOWN, the short, effete president
ef JAPAM Recorda.
CLOWN
Ladies and gentlemen. Rap has gone through many changes. But the one constant has been the creativity, good taste and style of my favorite group on JAPAM Records, Cell Block 4.
CELL BLOCK 4 enters from a side door, and walk onto the
Gais. Aa they do, a banner unfelds behind them: “Cell
Bleck 4 Is Better Than Pussy.*
Cur To:
PRESS AREA
Standing in front, open mouthed and enraged, is EVE
EDWARDS .
BACK TO:
PODIUM
CLOWN
The title of thia album speake for itgel?. Now go with the members ef the group. You're free to ask quegtiong.
HOMICIDE
Yo, troopers, go for yours.
PATTY CAKE, an Afrocentric sister (dreads, African garb,
no make up), from Word to the Mother magazine, stands up.
is
PATTY CAKE
Man Slaughter, the readers of word to the Mother magazine wante to know, what would you be Going if you weren't a rapper?
MAN SLAUGHTER
The Stab Master and myself would be in freal estate renovation.
cot TO:
STAB MASTER ARSON and MAN SLAUGHTER carrying a sofa out
of a home. Thereis a screaming woman on it out to the
curb. She ig claiming “You have no right to evict mei*
BACK G6:
CONFERENCE ROOM
FEMINIST REPORTER
I'm Gloria Stein from Fem-In magazine. I want to know why all rappers refer to women ag bitches?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Ah, come on, lady. Women. Bitches. Women. Bitches. Paople with pussies. Next question, please.
WE SEE EVE EDWARDS’ face in CLOSE US. The sister is
pissed.
MALIR
{a stern, serious brother) I‘m Malik from the fan City Weekly and I think the black community needs leadership from ite artistic commnity, not more jive records. What are you so-called brothers
G@eing to uplift the community in
economic terms?
MAN SLAUGHTER
(hostile)
That's a jive ass black only
question. Why don’t you aak
Michael J. Fox what ne‘'s doing
for yuppies or Stallone if he’s
gettin’ busy for Italians. Me,
myself, I ain*t doin’ shit for
the community!
is
DEAD MIKE
Excuse me, but I'd like it known that I'm reinvesting in the African- American community. I own a chain of stores in Harlem and Brooklyn that I'm proud to say employs our African-American youth.
cut TO:
DEAD MIKE'S STORE SIGNS = DAY
The signa are: .
DEAD MIKE'S BEEPER WORLD
DEAD MIKE'S NO I.D. NECESSARY CHECK CASHING
DEAD MIKE’S GOLD CHAIN EXCHANGE
BACK TO:
CONFERENCE ROOM
PATTY CAKE
What do you like to de offstage?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Ge nuntin'’?
PATTY CAKE
Oh, what do you hunt?
MAN SLAUGHTER
Black skirts.
PATTY CAKE
Wnaec? :
MAN SLAUGHTER
Rage what I'm sayin’?
EVE
(leaping up from her seat)
No, we don't know what you are saying and neither dees anyone with respect for the English Language.
HOMICIDE
Excugée us, Me. Edwards, I hope we haven't inadvertently offanded you.
MAN SLAUGETER
Yo, man, yo bourgie is showing again.
EVE
Cffended doesn't begin tc define it. Is C@éll Block 4 trying to gay that women are only sexual play< things? That you are intellectual Neanderthals? That your brain ig in your collective dicks? _
The group members begin whispering among themselves. Then
HOMICIDE smiles. :
HOMICIDE |
Maybe,
CLOWN
(clearly agitated)
Next question!
De BLACK
(a white writer who looks
like a young A. White)
I‘m 0D. Black from the Village Voice.
I have one queation for you. Why
are you 80 angry?
DEAD MIKE
Because I'm black. If you were black | wouldn*t you be angry?
A. WHITE
Sure .o. well, let me ask you this, in the British music magazine, the New Mugic Express, you recently said you don't like neck bone and water- melon.
DEAD MIKE.
Neckbone? I quit a long ago and I urge everyone eating neckbone now €0 seek treatment immediately.
CUT TO;
@liD PARTY - NIGHT
DEAD MIKE sits on a sofa with two bountiful women. A
PUSHER, wearing a gray sharkskin suit and a black beaver
cap, walks up with a tray.
PUSHER
We have it all, my main man -- coke.
2h
PUSHER holdg out a plata of coke.
WE SEZ DEAD MIKE shaking his head *no.*
WE SEZ tray of marijuana.
PUSHER
Cheeba?
WE SEE DEAD MIKE shaking his head *no.*
WE SEE tray of ecstasy.
PUSHER
Ecstasy?
WE SEE DEAD MIKE shaking his head *no.*”
WE SEE tray of neckbones.
PUSHER
What about neckbones?
DEAD MIKE
Hey man, I'm drivin’?
BACK TO:
PRESS CONFERENCE
DEAD MIKE
They tell you just suck on the bone. You don't even have to dig for the meat. But I’m tellin’ you, it's not true. Just a bit of neckbone and the next thing you know, it's pork and greeng.
A. WHITE
What about watermelon?
The room gets az quiet as a brokerage hougze commercial.
DEAD MIKE
(long pause ag the camara zooms in on him)
Naugh. I don’t like watermeion. I'm gure a lot of other people black people who doen't like water~ melon either. ;
The reporters are shocked.
A. WHITE
. Next you're gonna say you don't eat fried chicken.
DEAD MIKE
It'g fine with me, but watermieon ...
He gives thumbe down gign. Reporterg stampede out of the
LOOM.
Cur TO:
CLOWN ig talking with TRUSTUS JONES when A. WHITE shoves
& microphone in between them.
We SEE them now through. Ae WHITE's documentary camera.
Thia footage will, throughout the film, have a slightly
eratorted quality clearly different from the rest of the
iim.
CLOWN
I just want to assure you and
your group of fine young men that
JAPAM Records is totally bmehind
you in thig sad controversy.
(smiles for the camera;
a beat)
Now turn that shit off.
WE SHIFT from DOCUMENTARY CAMERA to REAL LIFE as we will
often.
CLOWN (contd)
One more fuck up like that water- m@elon thing and I'm dropping them from the label. The Japanese don't like all the controversy, not to mention the legal fees, your group ereates., There are many non=contro< vergsial rappers who'd love our auppert. The Candy Boys for example.
TRUSTUS
But they’re not Cell Block 41!
CLOWN
Thank God.