"BOTTOMS" (2023)

In the darkness, a bunkbed shakes ever so slightly as we hear very light grunts. It stops. And then it starts again. In the bunkbed, an anxious girl tries masturbating in her sleeping bag but the bed keeps creaking.

This is JOSIE, 17, sweet, shy and uncomfortably awkward. At the side of the bed, a bell moves a little. She stops.

Across the room, another girl boldly masturbates in her bunk.

This is PJ, 17, horny, with zero sexual experience and incredibly blind confidence. Her bed also creaks. Unlike Josie, PJ has taped her bell to the bed, so it won’t ring.

An annoyed GOODY TWO SHOES CAMPER on the bottom bunk hears PJ masturbate and grimaces. A wide shot shows two beds on different sides of the cabin moving and creaking slightly.

Josie continues. Her bell starts to move. They both get closer. Josie eventually cums and convulses, which rings the bell. PJ is ready to cum just before Josie falls off her bed in her sleeping bag and lands on her arm, causing THE ALARMS to go off and the lights to go on. Terrified, Josie pops out of her sleeping bag.

Campers wake up and laugh. Annoyed, PJ gives Josie a look. A tattooed supervisor with a half shaved head, in a shirt that reads “L.O.B.O.T.O.M.Y.” enters the cabin, annoyed. She walks up to Josie, sighs and then notices the taped bell on PJ’s bed. She walks up to it and rips it off.

This is RHODES, 40s.

She adds two tallies to Josie and Pj’s names on a chalkboard masturbation chart. PJ rolls her eyes and knocks her head into her pillow.

The campers, also in “L.O.B.O.T.O.M.Y.” shirts, stand in rows on a patchy field of yellow grass. They face Rhodes.

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Josie and PJ, wear T-shirts that read “Masturbator 1” and “Masturbator 2.” Josie’s arm is now in a shift sling.

The girls barely clap. One drools. Another wakes herself up. A HOT GIRL juuls. PJ looks at her and smiles. She barely smiles back. Josie tries smiling too, but sneezes.

Rhodes holds up a pamphlet that shows a soldier holding a gun and a newborn baby wearing a mini soldier’s uniform. They stand beside a teenage girl with her thumbs up.

Josie and PJ exit the camp.

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PJ taps Josie. They see Hot Girl, juuling delicately, nearby.

PJ makes a beeline for her. Josie nervously follows.

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Embarrased, Josie looks down. She did indeed period herself. The Hot Girl looks grossed out. PJ notices.

A crying Mom and Dad run up, holding a sign reading “Welcome home not-pregnant Kaitlyn.” Hot Girl leaves with them.

They stand in an empty parking lot.

PJ sits at the bottom of a full length mirror applying too much brightly colored makeup.

Josie’s bedroom’s covered in catholic iconography, medals from chess championships and science fairs, and photos of her and PJ at various ages - on a milk run, dressed up on Halloween and licking a Lincoln statue. A giant angelic communion photo hangs above Josie’s bed.

In the bathroom, Josie puts on a comically large snapback. We cut back and forth between PJ in the bedroom and Josie in the bathroom.

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Josie puts on an even larger snapback from a bunch piled onto a virgin Mary statue.

PJ turns to see Josie exit the bathroom, wearing a bandana and a belt with a million carabiners.

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PJ stands, revealing a slutty schoolgirl outfit with ten crosses and long earrings.

PJ removes some of the carabiners from Josie’s belt loops and a wrench from her back pocket.

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A giant banner reading “WELCOME BACK TO SCHOOL! GO VIKINGS! (Football is all we need! It’s also the only thing we have!)” stands above a crowded lively carnival with a hundred locals. Small rides and fundraiser booths cover a town square. A cheerleader eats cotton candy and spits it out. A Mom hands out fliers. The mascot dances. It’s a person wearing a dog costume with a comically huge dog penis. PJ confidently walks through the crowd. Hesitant, Josie trails behind.

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Boos echo from the crowd. Moms perfect signs with "DESTROY" written over Huntington's football team posters.

Josie sees some girls whisper and laugh. She stops PJ.

Josie and PJ look at MATTIEU, a confident flamboyant teenage boy, surrounded by a girl squad. A Skater Bro fist-bumps him.

Josie watches Mattieu walk past them. Looking across the fair, her face drops and everything goes slomo... Through the crowd, she sees a gorgeous cheerleader with perfect hair, delicate bone structure and straight white teeth. This is ISABEL, 17, Josie’s dream girl. She laughs as cotton candy blows into her face. Beside her stands an intimidatingly hot cheerleader who looks perpetually bored and unimpressed. She stands beside Isabel. This is BRITTANY, 17.

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Suddenly, a skinny aggressive nerdy girl with oversized clothes, a short haircut, and crooked glasses jumps into Josie’s eyeline, blocking Isabel.

This is HAZEL, 16, a burst of panicked energy.

Josie and PJ look at each other, unsure how to answer.

Everyone turns to see an intimidating pack of meaty FOOTBALL BROS storm through the crowd. They bulldoze past people, knock down signs and steal cotton candy from children. Moms toss their fliers, breathe deeply and jump up and down. One of them rubs her nipples till they’re hard.

The crowd goes wild, as a beefy, smiling, idiotic teenage boy runs through the crowd like it’s a game. This is JEFF, 17. He chews gum obnoxiously, woofs and winks at a Mom.

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A short subservient Football Bro pushes through to get to Jeff, who he constantly follows around. This is TIM, 17.

Jeff struts up to kiss Isabel. The Football Bros around them cheer. Jealous, Josie watches.

Jeff and the Football Bros sit down as Moms in the Rockbridge PTA, which is called M.I.L.F.S (Moms Invested in Living For Sons) scurry into position, heads down, backs to the audience in a line.

An upbeat Jesus song starts to play. The MILFS begin to turn around one by one. One wears a crop top with Jeff’s face on it. This is SHARON, 40s. Another wears a bikini with Jeff’s face on it. The last Mom to turn around gets the loudest cheers from the excited boys. She wears designer clothes, high heels and a fresh blowout. This is MRS. CALLAHAN, 40s. The other Moms look over at her jealously.

From across the fair, PJ oggles at her as well. Isabel looks upset as she watches Jeff cheer for the half naked Moms. Josie notices, as she continues staring at her.

Hazel holds up a giant roll of tickets to PJ and Josie.

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We see the large crowd of people through PJ’s gaydar X-Ray. Everyone but one football player has GAY flashing above them.

PJ puts her hand to her temple and squints. The guy slaps his male friend’s shoulder... Ding. A red GAY appears above him.

Josie looks nervous as she notices Isbael and Brittany start to head in their direction.

Back onstage, the MILFS take their final pose. Mrs. Callahan and Sharon slide into their positions on the ground but Sharon covers Mrs. Callahan’s face behind her, blocking her from the crowd. The music cuts and the Moms stand.

Hazel sighs, sad for her Mom. The Moms smile, curtsy and blow kisses to the boys. Without breaking her happy expression, Mrs. Callahan says -

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Sharon shrugs and walks away. The other Moms follow.

Across the fair, Josie panics as she sees Isabel and Brittany get very close. She turns around, with her back to them. PJ looks at Josie confused and then finally notices Isabel and Brittany about to pass by. She steps toward them.

PJ grabs Hazel’s cotton candy.

Brittany and Isabel stop and turn toward them.

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Brittany sips a milkshake. An OLD MAN stumbles off the puke and duke and vomits.

Josie looks nervously at an uncomfortable Isabel.

PJ grabs Hazel’s roll of tickets.

Brittany takes the entire roll and leaves with Isabel.

Josie sighs and looks over at a poster of Jeff. His face smiles within a heart. His muscles and penis are photoshopped to look way larger and his teeth have a sparkle. It reads “GO JEFF GO! ROCKBRIDGE FALLS LOVES YOU”.

Josie and PJ pass by various cars with school banners. You can hear the faint sounds of the fair.

PJ sighs and smacks the hood of a car.

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Josie and PJ get into Josie’s janky old bannerless car.

PJ hears the sounds of a couple fighting and looks out the window. Across the lot, Isabel storms away from Jeff.

Josie starts the car but PJ stops her, noticing the fight.

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Nearing tears, Isabel gets really close to Josie’s car.

Jeff puts his hands over his ears and drops to his knees. He scrunches up his face. Isabel turns back, concerned.

Isabel rolls her eyes, turns and is about to pass by before -

Isabel opens Josie’s backseat and slams it shut. Shocked, Josie and PJ eye each other. Jeff gets in front of the car.

Jeff smacks the hood and points at Josie.

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Jeff suddenly looks sad and starts ugly crying.

Josie debates before pressing down on the gas. The car lurches forward a little and Jeff collapses dramatically.

JOSIE & PJ AHHHH!

PJ, Josie and Isabel shoot out of the car to see Jeff wail on the ground, holding his unscraped knee to his chest.

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Across the fair, Tim hears Jeff’s cries and panics.

Tim runs to Jeff, leading a pack of Football Bros. They jump over cars and fail to roll across hoods. Tim kneels down.

Football Bros trip over each other and fight their way over.

Pretending to disassociate, Jeff looks at him in confusion. Annoyed, Isabel rolls her eyes and leaves the parking lot.

Josie and PJ panic, jump in the car and drive off. The Football Bros struggle to help each other up. Tim cradles Jeff like a crucified Jesus.

Pre-lap the sound of a school bell ringing -

Josie and PJ walk to and open their spray-painted lockers that read “Faggot #1” and “Faggot #2.”

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Josie looks down the hall and notices a few students looking over at them. Some look away scared.

A tired JANITOR TED, 60s, carrying a paint bucket, approaches Josie’s locker and shuts it. Josie and PJ step out of the way, as he starts to paint over the spray paint.

As PJ and Josie head down the hallway toward class, they see more students staring at them, some horrified, some in shock.

They turn and walk into -

Where a few more students look at PJ and Josie suspiciously. In a mismatched classroom, lab tables are thrown everywhere. Posters say things like "Say No to Drugs, Say Yes to Pharmaceuticals!" and "Instead of getting pregnant, do after school sports!" In the back of the room, a Football Bro gets an obvious blowjob from a cheerleader.

As Josie and PJ find their seats, SYLVIE, 16 a girl with clam chowder stuck in her braces and CRYSTAL, 16, who looks like Silent Bob to Crystal’s Jay, nervously pass by.

As Josie and PJ find their seats, Hazel runs up, freaked out.

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A smiling, handsome-for-forty type, walks in, oblivious to the madness. This is MR. G, a former football player who never left Rockbridge.

Hazel sits behind Josie and PJ, beside a stressed goody two shoes catholic girl, ANNIE, 17. Jeff posters hang from everyone’s desk. PJ rips hers up. Annie quickly leans over.

Mr. G flashes his winning smile, chuckling to himself and then eventually realizes the students are ignoring him. He sees that the blowjob is still happening.

Josie catches Isabel looking over nervously and looking away.

Football Bro 1 cums while the rest of the class waits in silence. He and the hot cheerleader take their seats.

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Suddenly, Jeff makes a dramatic entrance, walking in with crutches. As he “struggles” to sit, the Football Bros glare at Josie and PJ. Other students look over too. Josie notices.

Annie gasps. Students look over. Suddenly, the speaker intercom turns on.

The intercom beeps off. All of the girls look terrified. TUCKER, a wolf-like Football Bro growls and pounds his fists.

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Everyone looks at Josie and PJ. Josie starts to freak out.

Jeff holds up a glass beaker, brings it down and smashes it.

The bell rings and students start to pack up. Josie and PJ are almost out the door before -

Stunned, Josie and PJ turn around. Isabel and Brittany pack up at their desk.

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Josie glares at Annie, who walks out quickly.

Brittany leaves. Isabel smiles at Josie on her way out.

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Nervous, Josie shakes while PJ eats from a candy bowl in an * empty principal’s office. A student council president ad * plays on the speaker. *

All over the walls are photos of Principal Meyers with various Football Bros. He does different youthful poses, including sticking his tongue out between his fingers in a V.

PJ * I mean, isn’t it crazy? You and * me... In juvi. And they love it. *

JOSIE * It’s not a good thing, PJ. Why do * you think we’re in here? *

PJ * Relax. I’ll just say what women * murderers always say. Self defense. *

A short sexually repressed middle aged man with splotchy skin * and a large bald spot enters his office and sits across from * them at his desk. *

This is PRINCIPAL MEYERS, 50s, *

PRINCIPAL MEYERS * Hello untalented gays. *

He screeches and then reels himself back in, barely holding his fury.

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She nods to a giant sign that reads “The Huntington game: 20 years in the making!”

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Surprised and excited, PJ looks at Josie. Meyers’ pauses.

Meyers thinks and taps his fingers.

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Meyers gestures for Josie and PJ to leave. When they open the * door, Tim is about to knock. *

TIM * Wait, were they not expelled? *

MEYERS * Tim, go back to class. *

Meyers shuts the door. Tim blocks Josie and PJ from leaving. *

TIM * I don’t know who you are or where * you came from but if you pull a * stunt like that again, if you even * step one foot in Jeff’s direction * before the game, I’ll make sure * your parents wish they hadn’t * fucked and conceived you. I’ll make * them wish they hadn’t fucked at * all. *

PJ * Well my Mom wishes that every day. *

11 OMIT 11 *

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Josie, PJ and Hazel eat lunch on a high bleacher. They pop balloons that read “Get Better Jeff” and “RIP.”

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Hazel takes out her notebook and starts taking notes.

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Josie watches Jeff race onto the field, throw his crutches down, run to other Football Bros and chest bump with them. They bark and howl like dog wolves. Then they chase the mascot, tackle and beat him in the background.

Excited, PJ stares intensely at Josie, who starts to crack.

Excited, PJ stares intensely at Josie, who starts to crack.

PJ talks to uninterested hot girls at their lockers.

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Smiling, PJ goes to Josie’s locker.

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Josie and PJ enter the gym to see Annie sitting on the floor beside few Nerdy Girls. They look up at Hazel apprehensively.

Hazel follows their stares to Josie and PJ. She runs over.

Sylvie and Crystal enter.

Josie anxiously takes in all the girls looking up at them. PJ thinks about it for a beat, then looks at Josie and nods.

PJ pushes past Josie and aggressively throws her backpack to the floor, causing the girls to jump back.

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The girls appear petrified and confused. Sylvie starts crying. PJ looks at Josie, who shakes her head.

Hazel takes out a notebook and pen. Sylvie wipes her tears. PJ starts pacing back and forth in front of the girls.

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PJ shakes her head. The girls look confused.

Confused, Josie looks from PJ to the eager girls.

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PJ glances at Hazel, who looks scared.

Josie swings a heavy punch, knocking PJ to the ground.

Hazel extends a high five to Josie, who ignores it. PJ curls into a ball on the floor. Annie raises her hand.

PJ sits up with blood dripping down her face.

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Reveal: Mr. G faces his students at the front of the room.

A GOTH KID raises his hand skeptically. Mr. G looks at him.

Goth Kid lowers his hand.

There’s candy on his desk and the chalkboard reads “Treaty of Versailles.” The students stand at various stations around * the room. A proud PJ has butterfly stitches on her nose. *

In the back of the class, Tucker growls and rattles his cage.

Mr. G sits and opens a magazine. PJ looks at Josie and nods to him.

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At the Germany table, Stella waves. *

Scared girls look at Josie and PJ. Nearby, Hazel writes “Hitler” on her name tag.

She starts to leave.

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She leaves. Mr. G looks confused. Sylvie comes up to Josie. Isabel eavesdrops. The Treaty of Versailles re-enactment * happens in the background. *

A student in Germany lamely walks over with candy and shrugs. *

SYLVIE * Wait why? Last night was like so * empowering! *

BRITTANY * How about you give up some of your * candy and everything will be chill? *

Brittany takes the candy back from Great Britain and * brings it back to her desk. Pieces fall everywhere. *

ISABEL * What was empowering? *

Josie jumps back, not realizing Isabel was there. *

STELLA * Fine, our candy tastes bad anyways. * We want some of the French shit. *

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Everyone grabs at the candy. Annie sits on her pile. Isabel waits for Josie to answer. PJ looks at Josie anxiously.

Tim notices Isabel talking to Josie and looks suspicious. Beside him, Jeff bangs the candy together like rocks.

Suddenly, Hazel runs in, still wearing the Hitler name-tag.

The bell rings. Isabel looks at Josie and leaves with the rest of the class. PJ smiles at Josie.

Josie follows PJ over to Mr. G’s desk, where he eats candy.

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Josie and PJ walk into the gym to find more girls than the last meeting. Girls punch the air, palm read and do homework.

Hazel takes out mats, weights, punching bags and gloves.

Panicking, they both look at the doors, where another girl lets in more girls, including a waify hot girl with a chic French girl vibe. This is STELLA REBECCA, 17. She waves.

Shocked, PJ and Josie look at Mr. G approach.

No one listens. A few girls throw a weight back and forth. It lands on one of their feet. Eventually, PJ walks to a mop, rips off the top, brings the stick back and slams it down.

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Hazel jots this down in her notebook. Behind PJ, the gym doors silently open, as Brittany and Isabel walk in. Everyone stares ahead at them in panic. PJ misinterprets.

Josie gestures to Brittany and Isabel. PJ turns around.

Brittany and Isabel sit beside the other nervous girls. One of them wipes the snack off her mouth. PJ looks at Brittany.

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PJ nods at Isabel and Brittany, then looks at Josie and raises her eyebrows. Josie takes in Isabel looking at them.

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Brittany hesitates. Annie shoots her hand up and stands.

PJ pushes her to the ground. The girls gasp.

Annie gulps before... She pushes PJ to the ground. The other girls smile and cheer a bit. PJ gets up, annoyed.

A little more confident, Annie smiles a bit and prepares her stance. PJ smiles and roughly tackles her to the ground.

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Annie screams. PJ rolls her eyes. As Tim walks by in the hallway, he hears this and pokes his head in the gym window.

All the girls looking up at her, nervous but inspired. She takes in the hold she has on them, including Isabel.

Crystal smiles and does double fist pumps.

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Music starts. The girls cheer and clap crazily. Mr. G claps. Girls throw weights to the ground and slap their own faces.

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Tim, still at the window, squints. Sylvie maniacally spits through her braces as she screams -

Mr. G blows a whistle. In true Fight Club fashion, the club forms a circle in the center of the gym, all surrounding Josie and PJ, who face off against each other, The first few hits are painful and tiring. PJ hits Josie, who looks like she’ll vomit but she catches her breath and goes for another round. As time progresses, we see different pairs facing off, getting more confident, bloodier and more excited.

Mr G. writes “FEMINISM” on the blackboard, followed by “Who started it? A) Gloria Steinem B) A man C) Another woman.

At her desk, sewing football uniforms, Mrs. Callahan looks at a photo of her, her ex-husband and baby Hazel, all wearing Rockbridge crop tops. Beside the photo is one of her and the MILFS when they were cheerleaders. Hazel comes home with bruises. Mrs. Callahan looks up worried. As Hazel continues to come home bloodier and bloodier, Mrs. Callahan’s concern and anger grow.

The Fight Club sequence continues with different girls facing off and eagerly beating each other. Isabel tackles Josie to the ground and lands on top of her, their faces inches apart. Distracted, Josie hesitates... which lets Isabel punch her square in the face. Blood starts pouring. Josie chokes on her blood but then laughs, excited and goes in again.

Josie analyzes her wounded face in the mirror and smiles.

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Brittany and PJ face off. PJ tries to tackle her but Brittany * rolls on top of her and pins her down. PJ doesn’t move. *

BRITTANY * What?... Fight me off, PJ... Come * on, fight me off. *

PJ smiles as Brittany remains on top of her. Brittany * eventually rolls her eyes and gets up. *

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Covered in cuts and bruises, club members including Josie and * PJ confidently strut down the hallway. The mascot fistbumps * them. From her locker, Isabel holds Josie’s eye. Down the * hall, Mr. G ecstatically finger-guns various students. He * joins the girls, strutting confidently behind them. As Josie * and PJ head to their lockers, they notice different girls * staring at them. Hazel follows behind. *

JOSIE * I can’t believe this is working. *

PJ * I told you. *

HAZEL * Yeah, if we keep it up, in a week * we can take on Huntington. *

PJ * No, Hazel, we can put our fingers * inside each other. *

HAZEL * You know, I think people are liking * more than just the hitting and * tackling part of the club. *

PJ * Yeah, we know. We’re empowering * them. We get it. *

HAZEL * I’m just saying that it means a lot * to have like a safe space like this * and I think people would appreciate * if we took a meeting to actually * get to know these girls instead of * just sweating all over them. *

PJ and Josie stare at her in deep confusion. *

JOSIE * Wait... Hazel, that’s brilliant... * I love talking about my trauma. *

PJ * Yeah, I always jack off after * therapy. *

JOSIE * Yeah it makes girls weirdly horny - *

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TIM * Hey guys! *

The girls jump back and notice Tim behind them. *

PJ * Well, all women are hot to me... * Even the sixes. *

TIM * Listen it’s really cute and * everything but we’re a couple weeks * away from the game now and I’m * concerned it might be taking away * attention from our team. *

Tim pointedly looks at Isabel, who smiles at Josie. Josie * gestures to a huge Jeff poster. *

JOSIE * I feel like that’s impossible. *

Tim smiles fakely and walks away. *

PJ * Why is he talking and asking * questions at us? *

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An angry Tim and Jeff stand over Meyers at his desk.

Jeff rolls his eyes and starts doing pull ups, stressed. Mrs. Callahan knocks on the door and steps in.

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Mrs. Callahan takes this in, smiles and thinks to herself.

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A lightbulb goes off. Impressed, Meyers, Jeff and Tim all look at Mrs. Callahan. Jeff stares at her tits.

The club sits in a circle of colorful mats, scooters, hoola hoops, etc.

Isabel smiles at Josie. Most of the girls nod hesitantly.

No one raises their hand.

Everyone raises their hand. PJ’s about to talk before -

Sylvie looks at everyone seriously. They look worried.

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Confused, everyone looks at each other.

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Everyone’s riveted, especially Isabel. PJ looks hurt.

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Isabel tears up. No one knows what to say.

Everyone nods supportively. Suddenly, everyone notices Mr. G weeping, tears pouring.

He scoffs and shakes his head in regret.

PJ looks pissed. Disturbed, everyone slowly gets up and the parachute deflates. Sylvie cries. Isabel walks up to Josie.

Isabel smiles and walks away, leaving Josie shook.

Prelap sex sounds -

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Annoyed, Hazel enters the house and hears sex noises. A guy loudly orgasms.

With sex hair, Mrs. Callahan exits her bedroom and ties up her robe. Hazel looks confused.

Hazel’s face drops as she sees JEFF leave the bedroom, eating teddy bear crackers. He wears shoulder pads and a jockstrap.

Disgusted, Hazel looks at Mrs. Callahan.

Pink Rev. (04/17/22) 52A.

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Mrs. Callahan looks at Hazel pitifully. Hazel looks torn. Jeff continues eating.

Offended, Hazel goes to her room and slams the door.

Stella, Brittany and Isabel lead Josie, PJ and an exhausted Hazel to a cheerleader fundraiser/car clearance sale. A creepy photographer waits by an old corvette that has a “50% off” sign on it. Beside him is an excited Old Man (Ted Ferguson) petting the hood. A Rockbridge banner hangs under a long table with cheerleader posters and a foot fetish station.

Two Old Men wait around the corvette ogling Stella. She hands Josie and Hazel a giant box of business cards. They have a photo of her in a bikini on a car, with her email.

Pink Rev. (04/17/22) 53A.

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Stella goes in front of the corvette, while Isabel goes to sign and kiss autographs on the cheerleader flyers. Josie helps her take out ziplocs with dirty old underwear.

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PJ follows Brittany, holding a box of various shoes.

They smile at each other as Brittany sits down and a guy starts touching her foot. PJ walks back to Josie and Hazel, who hand out Stella’s business cards to Dads trickling. Hazel hunches over and moans. Dazed, Josie smiles to herself.

Head in her hands, Hazel makes a loud weird tired sound.

Excited, Josie smiles at PJ, who looks surprised. Hazel moans loudly. A couple Dads look over.

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Confused, Josie and PJ stare at Hazel. Josie panics. Isabel looks over, confused. Josie leans in and whispers -

Josie looks at Isabel. PJ takes in how excited Josie is.

Blue Rev. 04/14/22 57.

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Josie catches PJ looking at her criticallly. Suddenly, Stella falls off the hood loudly. They look over to see her waddle back up.

Phonebook in hand, Tim sits alone, talking on a flip phone.

In his notebook, Tim crosses out “Rockbridge Falls Juvi.”

Josie and Isabel laugh over smoothies, as they do homework.

They continue laughing as they look back at their homework. They sneak looks at each other and chuckle.

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Nervous, Isabel smiles as Josie looks at her.

Isabel brushes her fingers against Josie’s. Josie debates.

Isabel ugly cries. It’s loud and snotty. Everyone watches. Josie looks around, not knowing what to do.

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The mascot, wearing a jersey and nothing else, hands out game day fliers. Jeff posters hang from some of the tables. Jeff waits in line for food. The Lunch Lady puts a fruit cup on his tray. Tim looks at it suspiciously.

Tim chucks the fruit cup across the cafeteria. It lands on the wall and splashes GOTH KID.

He opens his journal and starts writing a plan titled “Blow up the School.”

Tim points to a poster that reads “Pineapple is worse than drugs!” The Lunch Lady cries as Football Bros escort her out. Jeff and the other Football Bros sit down. Tim cuts up all the players’ steaks. Jeff takes a bite.

Across the cafeteria, PJ sits with a stressed Josie.

Suddenly, the cafeteria doors burst open and Isabel storms in, followed by Hazel. She blows past the mascot, who falls. His fliers fly everywhere.

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He makes his eyes really big to prove he’s not lying.

Proud, Tim looks at all the Football Bros, who look like they’re going to kill him. Tim gulps.

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She storms away.

Across the cafeteria, PJ looks at Josie, who gets up and heads to Isabel. Disappointed, PJ eventually follows.

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Everyone stops and looks at Hazel.

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Confused, Tim drives through an old dirt road in the middle of nowhere.

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In the distance, he sees the abandoned military camp that LOBOTOMY is run out of. He slowly pulls up, gets out and looks around the creepy setting before jumping back -

He faces Rhodes, who holds a machete pointed at him.

In slo-mo with music, the girls drive down an idyllic suburban street with beautiful large houses. They stick their heads out the window, put on ski masks and get ready.

An Astro Van door slowly slides open to reveal the group waiting, all wearing black. They finish putting on masks, get out and ominously walk down the street until...

The music stops abruptly. The girls sadly attempt to TP and egg a giant house. Sylvie and Crystal fail to throw toilet paper rolls over tall trees.

The rolls fall. Annie puts up color-coated posters reading “WATCH OUT.” Brittany aggressively throws eggs at windows.

Oblivious, Jeff, listens to 2000s pop on his walkman as he eats a snack. Eggs hit a giant double pane window behind him as he bops his head, facing away. All we hear is the song.

PJ and Josie face the pathetic scene before them. They’re only attacking a tiny corner of a massive property.

Blue Rev. 04/14/22 64.

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Josie heads toward the car.

Nearby, Hazel lies under Jeff’s car. She struggles to rip a piece of tape with her mouth and spits in disgust, with her saliva landing on her cheek. She slowly places an intense looking homemade bomb on the bottom of the car.

Josie sits in the front seat keeping watch with Isabel.

Isabel stares at a nervous Josie for a few moments. Eventually, she inches toward Josie, who edges closer. They are about to kiss before... PJ smacks the hood of the car.

Isabel jumps back to her seat. Josie tries to hide her anger.

Nearby, under Jeff’s car, Hazel looks extremely confused. She tries to change the timing of the bomb.

Hazel sets the timer to 15:00 and presses a red button. The numbers switch to 14:00, counting down in seconds.

Hazel frantically tries to get up from under the car, but knocks her head against the top.

Nearby, the defeated girls pack up unused toilet paper.

PJ sees Hazel sprinting across the street, waving her arms.

BOOM. The car outside the house erupts in flames.

Oblivious, in the same position, Jeff continues bopping his head to the music, which is all we hear. Flames grow bigger through the window behind him. We see but can’t hear the girls screaming outside.

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Illuminated by flames that grow bigger, everyone scrambles and tries to get in the minivan, tripping over each other. Annie collects the leftover toilet paper.

Through the window, still only hearing Jeff’s music, we see the girls finish packing into the van. We then see the van making a five point turn and screeching away.

Confused, Jeff hears the screeching, turns around and drops his walkman.

Outside, through the window, we see but can’t hear Jeff scream in panic. The flames and van driving off are reflected in the window.

Everyone looks at Josie and PJ as they enter the school. Their lockers now say Superstar #1 and Superstar #2.

Josie and PJ jump back and notice Tim behind them.

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SLAM. Suddenly, Tim throws Josie into the locker and holds her by the collar, nearly strangling her.

He eventually lets Josie go and she catches her breath.

Smiling, he turns down the hallway. Josie pushes past PJ.

The club stands in a tight huddle.

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Everyone in the club smiles, claps and looks at each other. After a couple beats, everyone starts to look sad.

PJ realizes everyone looks resigned. She panics.

Unsure, the club looks at each other for a few beats before -

Green Rev. (04/25/22) 68A.

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Emotional, Isabel and Josie stare deeply at each other. Everyone notices. Sylvie mouths “Aww” to a moved Crystal. Brittany smirks. Annie rolls her eyes. Hurt, PJ fumes.

Salmon Rev. (04/26/22) 70.

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Hazel smirks and Josie freaks out. PJ looks unfazed.

Shocked, everyone looks at a hurt Hazel. She debates saying anything more for a while, as Josie continues to freak out. Eventually, Hazel gets her bag and storms out. Uncomfortable, everyone looks at PJ, who glares at a sheepish Josie.

Josie looks at the confused club members... and shrugs. Amazed, PJ nods and chuckles at Josie. After a few beats, she turns to pack up her bag. Everyone else starts to leave and talk amongst themselves. Brittany approaches PJ.

Brittany smiles. PJ looks at her gratefully.

Crying to herself, Hazel bursts into the hallway and rushes toward the door. By his locker, Tim sees this and runs up to her.

She tries to keep walking but he runs and blocks her path.

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He smiles warmly. Still in tears, Hazel debates.

He turns around. Hazel looks back at him.

PJ and Brittany enter her giant room. PJ looks around.

Brittany opens the door on the terrace, gets on her bed and takes out her homework. PJ joins her.

Brittany edges close to PJ. She leans over, looking at PJ’s homework, her cleavage out near PJ’s face.

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They sit in silence before Brittany catches PJ looking over.

PJ flicks Brittany’s wrist with her pen. Brittany flicks hers back. They keep going for a bit until... PJ looks up, Brittany’s smile inches away... And PJ kisses her. It lasts for a beat before Brittany gently pulls away.

They awkwardly turn back to their homework. PJ tries to hide her confusion and act chill.

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They awkwardly turn back to their homework. PJ tries to hide her confusion and act chill.

Isabel and Josie enter. As Isabel looks around, Josie rushes to put a couple things away without her noticing. Isabel sees a really big bloody painting of Jesus on the wall.

Josie sweats as Isabel picks up different knick knacks. She grabs a comfy sweatshirt.

Josie sits down on her bed. Isabel smiles as she picks up different embarrassing photos of Josie and PJ as kids.

Isabel smiles and sits beside Josie on her bed.

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Terrified, Josie keeps her head looking straight down. Isabel fails to meet her low gaze and giggles.

Josie pops her head up. Isabel leans in and kisses her. They make out for a while before Isabel takes off her shirt (still wearing a bra) and they fall out of frame.

Students mill into the bleachers. The gym has never looked this decked out in school colors, Jeff paraphanelia and game posters. Jeff and Tim strut in smugly. Nearby, Mrs. Callahan and Principal Meyers enter excited. The MILFS sit in the front row. They look at Mrs. Callahan. Upset, with her head down, PJ quickly enters the gym and finds her seat, avoiding eye contact with Brittany. Excited, Josie heads in, sees PJ and runs up the stairs to sit beside her. PJ ignores Josie, looking ahead.

Josie smiles giddily. PJ looks confused for a while until -

She’s cut off by the mascots running out and everyone cheering. Now there’s a pack of people dressed as dogs with comically large dicks. Jeff and Tim walk up to the podium.

Everyone screams. Girls flash their tits, including, Annie.

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In white T shirts, the cheerleaders stand frozen in position. Music plays. The cheerleaders grab buckets of water, pour them on each other and pose. The song cuts. Everyone claps.

PJ and Josie look at each other nervously. People cheer.

PJ and Josie lock eyes with Hazel, who stares back boldly.

A few Football Bros drag out a mat. Oblivious, Mr. G smiles and claps. As they come down the bleachers, the club members look at each other, confused, excited and nervous.

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Sitting in the bleachers, Ted Fergusen (BG) looks confused. The cheerleaders unlock Tucker’s cage and he steps out growling. He's shirtless, ripped and has paint on his face.

Terrified, Hazel takes in how big Tucker is. Excited, Isabel looks at Josie, who gulps. Tim smiles.

Tucker charges at Hazel.

Surprising everyone, Hazel tackles him to the ground and punches him. People cheer. Tim and Jeff look pissed until Tucker throws Hazel off of him. She flies back, lands on her ass and struggles to get up quickly. Tucker charges at her but she kicks him, knocking him down. Josie looks relieved. Tucker blocks Hazel’s next move and punches her in the face, breaking her nose. Isabel gasps.

He charges at Hazel again and she immediately curls into a ball on the ground to protect herself. He tries to pick her up but she goes limp. He struggles to drag her around.

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Tucker gets sick of dragging Hazel around and tries to jump on her. She rolls out of the way, barely missing him.

Confused, the other club members look at Josie and PJ. Hazel tries pinning him down but he rolls over onto her and knocks her head back. She screams in pain. Tim holds up PJ and Josie’s Lobotomy T-shirts and reads off of them.

Josie and PJ cower in embarrassment. Hazel runs to the side of the ring but Tucker slams her to the ground and drags her back. The crowd is a mix of concerned and bloodthirsty. Hazel tries to punch Tucker, who kicks her hard.

Everyone in the club looks shocked. Isabel looks at Josie. Hazel runs and jumps on Tucker’s back. Screaming, she claws his eyes and they start bleeding. Students gasp, horrified.

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Tucker throws Hazel to the ground and the whole club runs over to her. Jeff hugs Tim tightly. The other Football Bros pile on top and throw him onto their shoulders.

Tim breathes deeply. He’s never looked happier in his life.

INSERT MRS. CALLAHAN/PRINCIPAL MEYERS/MILFS BEAT

Across the gym, PJ and Josie face the shocked and upset club.

All the girls look devastated. Sylvie starts crying.

Annie helps Hazel stand up and limp out of the gym. The rest of the club follows. Isabel glares at Josie and joins them. Josie chases her.

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Isabel turns around and looks at Josie seriously.

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Josie watches Isabel rage away. The remaining students push past Josie as they leave the gym. Once it’s empty, Josie and PJ turn around to see no one left but a disappointed Mr. G.

Mr. G sighs and walks out of the gym. Josie turns to PJ.

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Hurt, PJ takes this in. Josie immediately looks regretful.

After a couple beats, she heads out of the gym, fuming. Josie stays as the doors slam shut and echo. Complicated by Avril Lavigne starts, playing over -

Head down, Josie enters the school. Her locker reads “Horny Freak #1.” Janitor Ted shakes his head in disgust. Josie sees PJ, who shuts her spraypainted locker and walks away.

Depressed, Hazel does homework on the couch. She ices her body with frozen peas, carrots, and salmon. A hesitant Mrs. Callahan brings her a tray of food. Feeling guilty, she looks at all of Hazel’s injuries. She goes to swap out the frozen peas with ice pops but Hazel rips the ice pops out of her hand and ices her wound herself.

Jeff shows up to Isabel’s locker with dead flowers.

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Mr. G finishes writing on his chalkboard and turns around. Feminism is crossed out and “Why all the presidents have been men and why we should keep it that way” is now written below. Tucker is locked in his cage. His eyes are covered in gauze.

51E MONTAGE EXT. PARKING LOT 51E

In a bikini, a melancholy Stella Rebecca models on the hood of a rusty pickup truck with an “95% off” sign. Only two Dads watch her. The car owner looks disappointed.

Stella enters the living room, where most of the club members sit around an injured Hazel eating popcorn together. A few weird “Get Well” gifts surround them. Above the TV, a sign reads “David Fincher club.” Brittany puts in a VHS and gets comfortable on a bean bag. Stella sits down.

Alone and moody, Josie walks home on an old abandoned dirt road. She starts to cry dramatically before -

The music cuts. Josie faces a confused Rhodes, standing in the door of her trailer, wearing a nightgown and hunting vest. She sips her tea from a mug shaped like a squirrel.

END MONTAGE

Rhodes dips bread into a cup of milk. Josie puts hers down.

Rhodes lets out a big sigh and lights a giant cigar.

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Rhodes smokes her cigar. Josie panics.

Prelap the sound of the school marching band -

Buff Rev. (05/18/22) 84.

Excited, the entire town sits in the stands, watching the cheerleaders perform a routine. The MILFS jump with Jeff signs. The mascot with a big dick now wears a full Vikings costume with a coat of arms and a red and blue sword.

Mrs. Callahan, decidedly not in Rockbridge attire, and Hazel, who still has a fucked up face, sit down in the stands together. The MILFS sit nearby. They giggle and look over. *

SHARON * Look on the bright side - maybe * that nose job will be covered by * insurance now. *

Mrs. Callahan fumes, takes a big breath, stands and faces * them. Everyone around them listens. *

MRS. CALLAHAN * She doesn’t need a nose job. And * even if she did, her personality * would outshine that. Unlike you * Sharon - who is ugly and mean. And * it’s not in to be mean anymore - * it’s actually out. *

The MILFs look embarrassed as Mrs. Callahan sits back down * and looks sincerely at Hazel, who hugs her. *

HAZEL * Thanks mom. *

MRS. CALLAHAN * Hazel - I’m sorry I haven’t been * there for you. When I was growing * up I wasn’t confident the way you * are. I was always looking for * approval from people I went to high * school with. And then when I got * older I just kept looking to the * same people for approval instead of * growing and finding people who went * to different high schools. I think * I finally need to venture out and * become my own person. *

HAZEL * Like go back to school? *

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MRS. CALLAHAN * Eh I was thinking more like go to * Berlin, join a dance troupe, fuck a * bunch, do some poppers, you know * the deal. *

HAZEL * Totally Mom. You deserve that. *

MRS. CALLAHAN * Thanks. Now go hang out with your * dirty little friends. *

Hazel goes down to sit with Annie and Sylvie in the * bleachers. *

PJ sits in her car, debating if she should get out, as she hears the sound of the cheers and marching band. She sighs, takes a few beats and puts her key in the ignition before -

Josie smacks the hood of her car, scaring her.

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Goldenrod Rev. (05/10/22) 85.

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Seething, PJ looks at Josie. She rolls her eyes dramatically.

Josie and PJ enter the huge crowd and run up the stands toward Annie, Sylvie, Crystal, Hazel and Mrs. Callahan,.

Annie stares dumbfounded. Josie heads toward the aisle.

Goldenrod Rev. (05/10/22) 86.

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Annie throws down her books and follows PJ. Annoyed, Sylvie follows. Hazel remains seated beside her Mom. She glares at PJ, who moves closer.

Mrs. Callahan smiles and nudges to Hazel.

Josie, followed by Annie, Sylvie and Crystal, run up to Isabel, Brittany, Stella Rebecca and the other cheerleaders, who get the crowd excited. PJ catches up as Hazel runs off.

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The crowd screams in excitement.

As the crowd goes nuts, Brittany and Stella Rebecca get into their positions. Josie tries to yell over the screams. Isabel looks confused.

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Isabel hears this and looks worried but they get pulled apart as the team runs onto the field through the girls and they’re shoved to the side.

She darts off and the other girls follow.

Meanwhile, Hazel carefully places wires in a bomb.

Annie, PJ, Josie and Sylvie run to the side of the field, where they can see Hazel in the distance.

Hazel sees them and panics. She adds a bunch of zeros and starts to run.

People put their hands over their hearts. Some tear up. No one notices Hazel running across the field like a streaker.

Goldenrod Rev. (05/10/22) 88A.

CONTINUED:

Annie, Sylvie, Josie and PJ panic as a panting and sweaty Hazel runs toward them.

From the stands, Mrs. Callahan sees Hazel flail her arms.

Jeff sprints onto the field. People go insane. Someone vomits.

Annie plugs her ears. Hazel dives toward the girls and presses the detonator.... But nothing happens.

Confused, Hazel continues pressing it.

Annie runs. PJ, Hazel and Sylvie follow but Josie slips on something. She sniffs her hands, looks confused and sees a trail of sticky liquid leading to the side of the bleachers.

On the track, Jeff does the old man shuffle and the crowd and cheerleaders dance with him.

Annie, Sylvie, Hazel and PJ run onto the track and try to get the cheerleaders’ attention. Annie does making out gestures with her hands, touching her back. PJ and Sylvie girls make their won kissing/sex gestures. Isabel, Brittany and Stella Rebecca look at them so confused. Hazel runs up the stairs to a high bleacher. She jumps wildly up and down.

Goldenrod Rev. (05/10/22) 88B.

CONTINUED:

They look even more confused before... The old man shuffle music suddenly stops and everyone turns to see... scary HUNTINGTON PLAYERS arrive, wearing dark uniforms. They all grimace. Jeff panics and starts to make ape sounds.

PJ sighs and runs up the bleachers. Hazel notices PJ running toward her and looks confused before -

PJ suddenly makes out with her.

Annie points at them. The crowd gasps.

At the side of the bleachers, a distracted Josie sees a bunch of orange water barrels, one of which is leaking. She turns it over to see a label that boldly reads “PINEAPPLE JUICE” with a smiling pineapple character below it. She bolts.

PJ and Hazel’s make out becomes less messy as they both genuinely get into it. Everyone watches, including the football players already on the field. The cheerleaders watch entranced.

Josie sprints toward Jeff from the side fo the stands. She sees him grab his water bottle.

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CONTINUED:

Just before he sips from his water bottle, Josie tackles him to the ground and knocks the bottle out of his hand.

Alarmed, the townspeople all watch and scream in panic. Hazel and PJ pull apart from their make out.

The Football Bros grab Josie. Raging with panic, Tim dives for the water bottle and struggles to grab it. Another Football Bro picks it up.

The Football Bros hold Josie back. Tims sprays the water bottle at his mouth, mostly missing. Looking incredibly serious, Tim smack his tongue against the roof of his mouth a few times, double checking the taste.

The Football Bros toss Josie off the field. Everyone cheers as the players put on their helmets, run onto the field and get into position. Still on the bleachers, Hazel looks nervously at PJ, who wipes her mouth and walks away. Hazel eventually follows. Ecstatic, Jeff hikes the ball and everyone cheers. PJ, Annie, Hazel, Sylvie and Josie run to each on the field.

Annie scans the field. Jeff throws a long pass to a Rockbridge player, who runs toward the end zone. Strangely, instead of pursuing the play, Huntington Players tackle Jeff and pin him down at the other end of the field.

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CONTINUED:

As everyone focuses on the potential touchdown, Huntington Players stay on top of Jeff. The girls notice. Annie’s eyes zoom in on the sprinklers.

The girls run to tackle and fight the Huntington players on top of Jeff. The other Huntington players across the field notice and head toward them. Josie throws Jeff over her shoulder. Isabel, Brittany and Stella join the girls as they get into formation facing the Huntington Players.

In slo mo, Josie starts to run toward the track, as the fight club and the Huntington team charge toward each other like soldiers. Like she’s in 1917, Josie runs through the center, narrowly avoiding getting hit by them. A Huntington Player runs from the other side of the field toward her and Jeff.

The girls start ferociously fighting. Mr. G is the last to join and immediately gets knocked out. Panicking, Mrs. Callahan gets out of her seat. Tim and the mascot run from the other side of the field. Each fight club member fights off a few different players. Blood spills everywhere. As the battle continues, each fight club member fights off and kills the Huntington player(s) she faces. We cut back and forth between this and Josie jumping with Jeff over a Huntington Player waiting to tackle them. She accidentally kicks his face to the ground. She and Jeff eventually land on the track and slo-mo and music out.

The girls finish off the remaining players on the field. Most of the fight club members are on the ground but still conscious. PJ’s fighting the last Huntington player and not doing well. He throws her onto her back and is about to hit her. Hazel sees this, runs over and knocks him out.

PJ nods... Until she sees one more player coming up behind Hazel. She gasps but he’s hit by a football from behind... When he turns, Josie kicks him down. She looks at PJ, who looks back gratefully. They share a nice moment before... They realize everyone is staring at them and the field, covered in blood and dead Huntington Players. Sylvie drops her sword, which echoes as everyone takes in all the terrorized expressions on the football team and townspeople. The fight club members look at each other, covered from head to toe in blood. Sylvie vomits... And the sprinklers go off. Tim tastes it and screams -

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CONTINUED:

Mrs. Callahan runs to the side of the stands to turn them off. Tim runs to Jeff.

Jeff gets ip and looks at Josie, amazed.

He closes his eyes and leans in for a kiss. Music swells, as if this is the moment we’ve been waiting for until -

She pulls away. Jeff turns to the crowd and holds her arm up.

Tim starts a slow clap. Still freaked out, people look at each other and begin to join the clap.

As the clap picks up, the fight club all looks at each other and smiles. PJ stands and faces Josie.

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CONTINUED:

Tearing up, they hug. Different club members notice and smile, including Isabel. The excited crowd starts to cheer. As Josie and PJ pull apart, PJ and Hazel make eye contact. Principal Meyers approaches Josie and PJ.

Meyers nods to Mattieu, who stands with his girl squad.

Mr. G has no teeth. Josie notices Isabel looking over. PJ notices too and nods at Josie to go. Josie slowly approaches Isabel, who crosses her arms and waits for Josie to speak.

Josie nods and looks confused as Isabel stares her down, still mad. She gets closer.

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CONTINUED:

They step closer and kiss. People cheer as they make out.

As Josie and Isabel continue making out, we pull out to see Sylvie spit and scream.

We continue pulling out to see the Football Bros lift Jeff up onto their shoulders.

We continue pulling out to see Hazel and PJ laugh beside each other, trading sheepish looks. Hazel’s bomb goes off. Goth Kids throws his detonator to the ground...

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CONTINUED:

We continue pulling out to see the whole town run from the stands, over the Huntington bodies and onto the field, cheering. We land at the top of the stands, with a full view.

CUT TO BLACK:

An END CREDITS sequence with BTS and bloopers begins.

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