It's mostly dark, but the sleeping form of MICHAEL on
the couch is illuminated by the flickering light of the
television.
Sounds come from the TV. Moaning. Breathing.
Michael stirs a little, disturbed by the noise. Slowly
he wakes up and squints at the TV, trying to figure out
what it is.
All at once he recognizes the images -- it's a home
video of him and Claire making love on the couch. He
looks to the left of the TV, straight into the lens of
the video camera on the tripod, now pointed directly at
hin.
He sits bolt upright and flicks on a light. ALEX is
sitting in a chair watching the television, vastly
amused. He flicks an empty condom packet across the
room at Michael.
ALEX
Did you know you make a really funny face when you come?
Michael is horrified. He lunges for the VCR and pulls
the tape out. It's a bulky VHS size, which he shoves
into the pocket of his robe.
ALEX (cont.)
Aw, come on man, turn it back on, You were just getting good that time.
MICHAEL
I can't believe you did that!
ALEX
Hey, she wanted me, I wanted her, but instead I gave her to you. You could try saying thanks.
He goes into the kitchen.
MICHAEL
You gave her to me? What are you talking about?
ALEX (0.s.)
I figured you could use it.
He comes back with two beers, gives one to Michael.
MICHAEL
You're lying.
ALEX
Wasn't hard. She felt sorry for you. Incidentally, I don't mind you giving away my "Franco" thing. Good plan to keep the dead wife, though. That works great -- confess one lie and keep u another. Confuses the hell out of ‘em.
MICHAEL
(still put off, but it's praise from Caesar)
Thanks. Where is she, anyway?
ALEX
Had to jam. You know, I think she would have gone for you without me. She said we looked like brothers.
MICHAEL
She did?
ALEX
Sure.
Michael sits on the sofa, Alex in a chair.
MICHAEL
I knew you must have done something.
That never happens to me.
- ALEX
It'll get easier. You'll see.
MICHAEL
Where are you from, anyway?
ALEX
(sighs)
Nobody ever lets you just be who you are that day. They always want to know who you used to be.
MICHAEL
Hey, if it's --
ALEX
No, no it's all right. I kind of want to tell you.
Michael sips, waits.
ALEX (cont. )
East coast. North Carolina.
MICHAEL
Wes You like it there?
ALEX
(simply)
Not really. Friend of mine killed a guy and set me up for it.
MICHAEL
Yeah, right.
But Alex's tone and manner indicate he's serious.
ALEX
Shouldn't ask questions if you don't like answers.
MICHAEL
No. I'm just -- it's strange.
ALEX
Strange things happen to people, I was in college at Duke. I was a history major. Made it to the last year before
Tony -- that was my friend -- freaked
out on me. He was a philosophy major.
( ) Cold. In love with his intellect. Tony
had an idea about the perfect murder.
Someone you didn't know, someone chosen
completely at random -- someone there was
no reason for you to kill.
O
MICHAEL
Leopold and Loeb.
ALEX
Exactly, It is the perfect murder. Fucking perfect. So he picked a name out of the phone book and did it. But he wanted insurance,
MICHAEL
Insurance?
ALEX
He brought me to the guy's house after he
was done. Told me it was a friend of his
who'd asked us over for drinks. Nobody was
there when we came in. We walked around a
little, had a drink. Then we left.
(pause)
I didn't notice he hadn't touched anything.
Only I had. When things heated up, Tony
sent my fingerprints to the cops and they
matched ‘em up with the ones from the
house. And that was that. I left the
state. ad
Alex takes a deep drink of beer.
MICHAEL
You didn't tell them about him?
ALEX
Who'd believe me? Anyway, one thing I knew for sure about Tony was he'd take me down with hin.
MICHAEL
Take you down? What do you mean?
ALEX
(simply)
Kill me. Beat me. That's the thing with Tony. He doesn't quit until somebody wins.
MICHAEL
My God.
ALEX
I've never told anyone else that story.
©
.
Pause, then Alex leans forward, suddenly animated,
ALEX (cont.)
Tell me something you want, Mick.
MICHAEL
Mick? .
(he says it to himself)
Mick. ALEX
Tell me something you want, Mick,
and tell me something you're afraid
of,
MICHAEL
Come on.
ALEX
Do it. For fun. Tell me. Tell me what you're afraid of, Mick.
Michael thinks.
MICHAEL
I guess -- I guess I'm afraid of getting married.
- ALEX
Simple enough. Don't.
MICHAEL
Well, I'm engaged.
ALEX
Is she nice?
MICHAEL
Yeah. She is.
ALEX
Nice is boring. And she's safe, I bet.
MICHAEL
I guess.
ALEX
Sefe is boring too. But I bet she's pretty —-
Michael nods proudiy.
ALEX (cont.)
-- in a boring sort of way.
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MICHAEL
Come to think of it, I'm fucking terrified of getting married.
ALEX
Fine. Done. Now tell me what you want. More than anything else, what do you want?
Michael thinks.
MICHAEL
This guy Fenwick -- he and I are both up for senior analyst. And I want that job. I want it so bad I can taste it. I mean, if I had to take orders from that son of a bitch --
Alex holds out his beer for a toast.
ALEX
Then drink to it. Make it happen.
Michael starts to raise his beer, then hesitates,
remembering the last toast Alex made.
ALEX (cont.)
It's okay this time.
They CLINK their beers.
MICHAEL
Make it happen.
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