"ARMAGEDDON" (1998)

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  • INT 48
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  • DAY 8
  • NIGHT 3
  • UNKNOWN 84
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INT. JOHNSON SPACE CENTER -MISSION CONTROL -- 4:47 A.M. EST

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VOICE Sixty-five million yearsago, dinosaurs walked the face of a lush and fertile planet ...

2 A GIGANTIC ASTEROID streaks pastcamera, burning into the atmosphere. 2

VOICE (cont'd) ... acomplex, highly-evolved ecosystem thrived.... A piece of rock,only six miles wide, hurtling through space,altered the course of natural history forever ...

4 EARTH, seen from space, rockedby an IMMENSE SHOC1'WAVE.-:-:-and now-the4 blue is slowly lathered in this awful blackdeath):cloud·.:,oMITTED(3)

;"?t VOICE (cont'd) .....··•·.... Impact equal to ten thousandnuclea.:tf'····... weapons detonating simultaneously.-;r,Ao· trillion tons of dirt and rockhurled,<ihto the atmosphere. A blanket of dust th~..,sun was powerless to penetrate fora thotfs'ima·'>:. years. It happened before. It wilU.happen' again. It's just a question ...of-wh,~n:Y ·,,;·;·.:,':·'·

6 And OVER this we hear: A BLUROF STATIC AND SQUAWKING RADIO 6 CHATTER -- EARTH, reflected off the face ofASTRONAUT PETE SHELBY'S helmet. He is spacewalking;tethered to SHUTTLE ATLANTIS. He is trying, without success,to repair a satellite.

Equipment. Busy. Crowded. Tense. DAN TRUMAN is the boss here. NASA's second-in-command -- he would've been an astronaut himself,but his LEG BRACE speaks of a disappointment he'shad to accept long ago. He's standing over the shoulders ofFLIGHT DIRECTOR CLARK. Watching the console. And the video.

CLARK
We've got that coupling up on the board now, Pete -- we'll give youa heads-up from down here when it'sin alignment
SHELBY (V. 0. )
(breathing hard)
sounds good -- affirmative

Truman taps Clark. Clark moves to another seatas.Truman sits down .

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.._,,.. TRUMAN \t:,,. Pete, this is Truman -- we've gotan>;.:~yeon your meds here -- let's try and relaxa,,. little -- we've got plenty of time):ruddy<:', ,••:,...

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EXT. SPACEWALK -- SAMETIME ,:;;T'I:<T::(,};"A~/··8

SHELBY still struggling with delicate instruments. TRUMAN TENSE.

SHELBY (V. 0.)
Okay Houston.Advise.
TRUMAN (V. 0 . ) ,t~i:\<',,)J/.
Do not touch the gold plating.we ao not want a power surge. 't;.-,'·

The instrument· ever soSLOWLY movesinto_position~:··.·

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SHELBY . >.,,.,_

-- I'm looking good here --it's go.;;.'.,;,•

SHELBY'S HELMETGETS ROCKED -- the glass spiderwebs -- EARTH'S REFLECTION shatters -- blood boiling -- Shelby'sSHOULDER CAM spins.

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THE SPACE SHUTTLE suddenly shredded by thousands of tiny,speeding, 9-11 meteoric pebbles -- SHRAPNEL tearing~hrough everything -- NASA logo is ·destroyed-- THE SHUTTLE'S SKIN peeling down to the ribs --KANTWELL COCKPIT FILLS WITH A FIREBALL. Finally,there's a HUGE INTERNAL SHUTTLE EXPLOSION.

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INT: NASA - MISSION CONTROL OMITTED {12 )

MONITORS go dead. A horrible moment of silence ...

NASA TECH#1 We're down.

NASATECH #2 Massive failure. We lost ....

And then -- action -- controlled panic. Hands flying over keyboards. CAMERA CLOSES ON~- Truman standing there,stunned. Utter disbelief.

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INT. U.S. SPACE COMMAND -- 4:49A.M. EST

A dark room filled with equipment ... fullBATTLESTAFF run to their consoles. Tiny yellow BLIPS appear on largeTV Screens.

OPERATOR #1 (following yellow BLIPS) <i Sector five-niner is reportingthree,----11-ow five -- eight -- I repeat eight unidentified tracks --

OPERATOR #2 Watchdog, I have four,now nine eleven unknown tracks --

From above, a haggard lookingSECTOR _DIRECTORyelJt':'clci~':\t

<\c ,';}< SECTOR DIRECTOR '-{i\~tt,f:,,j,:;·: Scralllblethe Eagles ....

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EXT. LORING AIR FORCE BASE,MAINE -- 5 : 03A. M.TU~~F,WI1:2;):;"F:;S.S?15

Two dozen PILOTS and CREW from the 102nd FighterInterceptor Wing scramble onto the dark, frozen tarmac to theirwait,;i.,rJ.gF;,_15EAGLE' s

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INT. NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCILSITUATION ROOM --T~,5:();~_A.J:1:.

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SEVERAL AIDES rush around theroom. Mega-high tech..,~qμ::Lpmentcomes alive. A young AIDE holding three phones,is tal~,ing·ori':\asecure line:

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AIDE #1 -~::x {rushing in) Sir, I have some Generalfrom the Russian Air Defense Forceson the phone. He wants to know what we're doing ....

KIMSEY (V.O.)
We're not doing anything! What are .t.hsri doing?!

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INT. NASA MISSION CONTROL -- 5:09 A.M. 17

The room is packed. Truman pacing through,rushing out assignments.

TRUMAN
I want three groups -- one: Internal malfunction. Hit the log tapes,start working back -- maybe it's a glitch.Two: I want N.O.R.A.D., Space Command and the * 50th Tactical comparing all space junk they * track, every plane in every orbit -- have * 'em check,then rechecked, and then do it * all over again. Three: Wild Cards. * Anything and everything, let's move it! *
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EXT. SEDONA,· ARIZONA,OLD TRAILER -- 5:38A.M.

DOTTIE is in her eighties. She's wearing anightgown and slippers. She's got a flashlight and she's walking with asmuch angry determination as her little body can muster. She walks out of her trailer towards a huge 1920's OBSERVATORY.She starts yellin'--

DOTTIE * Goddamn it, Karl, this time I'm not * kidding! *

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INT. OBSERVATORY -- NIGHT

A HUGE TELESCOPE. KARL, 80, a cranky, scrawnybaCkyard astronomer with his eye to the sky. She throws open the door and --

DOTTIE .·.... * If you don't start spending a litt~fa;-,less..-. * time in here and a little moretime""inthe * trailer with me, I want a divorce. *

KARL * I thought we already were divorced. *

DOTTIE c,,,,,y,:.:·-:,/.X.;a:.,<•"••<* I am .ili.k of you taking me forgrant¢d''ahd'.i·- *

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KARL * Will you shut-up?! This is thebig:•or,ier··•>::,;> * I'm in the books with this !Go get my · +,, * phonebook I gotta call thatguy·/f+,om_ * NASA! ,:-;: *

DOTTIE :, * Friggin' books ...you should be calling a * lawyer is who you should becalling·~··•.·.·•,. *

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EXT. WASHINGTON D.C. - PENNSYLVANIAAVENUE -- 5:45 A.M.

FOUR CARS -- military motorcade -- racing around a corner

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INT. MILITARY LIMO -- SAME TIME 21

U.S.A.F. LT. GENERAL KIMSEY. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. His deputy, GENERAL BOFFER, beside him in the back seat.

BOFFER
Space Command is reporting negative, that * is~ global launches -- it might just be * pieces of the shuttle breaking up as it * comes in. *
KIMSEY
{don't mess with me!) Yeah, it might be Santa Claus -- untilwe get definitive, reliable, alternative confirmation, General, this is a surprise attack. Let's speed it up! ··
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EXT. MANHATTAN ISLAND -- SUNRISE - MUSICPOUNDS

Establishing. The sun rises over the Brooklyn Bridge.

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EXT. 59TH STREET BRIDGE -- 6:00 A.M.

A small MESSENGER cruising on his bike singing like a rock star.In the front basket is his FRENCH BULLDOG lovin' life. N'.~~York city pumps.

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EXT. NEW YORK STREET -- MOMENTS LATER 24

The MESSENGER now walking his Bulldog pulling att4~:<•l,'4I1t;i.tsof his retractable leash. Bulldog's POV as the dogatta,¢ks·1:ner:bigcity. PEOPLE reading the tabloids. SHUTTLE MISSING! ~ISASTER'.:INORBIT!

"X/(~:-s::-;:0;.-\/.,.)~;;•·.

25 A BIG ELECTRONICS STORE just up ahead.PASSERSBY's b.ay:~stopped to 25 stare through the window, where DOZENS ofTELEVIS:£00S't.:.a:re.Playing an ABC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT on the missing Shuttletand,.._"\\

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LITTLE GUY What's up? ....

NEW YORK GUY
The space shuttle -- BAM, it's gone, vaporized. :/'':'\·".,

Little Guy jerks the Bulldog... the Bulldog canwaitriblotiger. He lifts his leg against A VERY LARGE BOOT attachedtP<•·ac:+AvfroGESAMOAN GUY. He feels something and looks down. The Samoan 'Guy''"kicksthe dog, and it starts growling. J,C:>:"\~/\:>

--~=' LITTLEGUY *~t ,,._._,·:<L· ;,.;,AI7:~'..('='<:I~ _Hey! Hey man, you kicked my dog!

SAMOAN
Yeah? What's a runt like ysm gonna do about it?
LITTLEGUY
Keep taunting and I'm gonna kick these Nike's up your big Samoan ass.

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Suddenly, the T.V. SCREENS START FRITZING OUT a huge SONIC BOOM C ROARS OVERHEAD -- The huge Samoan looks up, as --A ROCK, the size of a basketball, WIPES HIM OFF THE SCREEN

-- EXPLODING into the pavement -- CONCRETE andSPARKS and GLASS FROM THE WINDOW. The TELEVISIONS ARE BLOWN IN THE AIR -- all of it -- SHATTERING AT ONCE and PEOPLE SCREAMING andHORNS HONKING and then --

It's over. The hissing of steam. Little Guy inside the store. In his hand, the leash -- the other end disappearing down into --

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INT. A CRATER -- SAME TIME

Ten-feet wide. Forty-feet deep. Way down there,embedded in the substreet infrastructure, A SIZZLING, STILL-SMOKING,RED-HOT METEORITE. And hanging there, suspended by the leash,the Bulldog.

LITTLE GUY
Little Richard? Omigod .. Call911,hangont
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EXT. MANHATTAN -- MORNING

Traffic is ground to a halt. CAMERAMOVES into a cab. STU, the Cabbie, with an ASIAN TOURIST, cranes hisneck out the window.

ASIAN TOURIST
What big problem?

C STU THE CABBIE

Could be a couple of things :Shootir;i.•',c , stabbin' ,dead guy. It's Friday,payday most probably a jumper . tilj\{/':•·•,.

28 Suddenly -- a projectile the size of a dump truckSC~S through 28 the sky and blasts through THREE HUGE BUILDINGS.•)-More"•p:i;ojectiles explode in the intersection. Cars get thrownev~;cywhere:;:

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29 Five cars lifted from the explosion scream downthef·streetflying 29 inches over the head of the Little guy and his dog.

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30 THE ENTIRE TOP FIVE STORIES OF A BUILDING toppleand hit the street 30 below. Bricks, mortar and gargoyles everywhere. .::•,

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INT. NASA MISSION CONTROL -- 7:00 A.M.

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Grief and frenzied activity. Dozens of peopleruful;ing<,riumbers.Truman is at the center -- being handed documents,shown rnqilitors--

NASA TECH #1 Space Command's screens are clear. *

TRUMAN
Who's on with the Russians?

NASA TECH #2 Right here. They're clearing too.

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TRUMAN
Stay focused --we need to map the trajectory now--

NASA TECH #2 That could take overa week to--

TRUMAN
Just FIND it. Iwant to know if the worst is over or on its way--

NASA TECH #2 General Kimsey on line four.

TRUMAN
(shit) . Excellent. Trurnan--

32A-BINT. NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCILROOM/INTERCUT WITijDAN TRUMAN 32A-B

Crowded now. Joint Chiefs. Cabinet officer. Empty chair for the President. NETWORK NEWS on TVs.GENERAL KIMSEY on the phone, frantic:

KIMSEY
We got hits from Finland to SouthCarolina * and we know they're not missiles,sq·'·What * the hell is it? *

TRUMAN * It's a meteor shower in thenorthern,c:'::~<-'<'."". * hemisphere. That's what took outthe * shuttle. "" * ·\(. -~~\./~:..._:--: KIMSEY * I've got the President on Air Force..:OnJ":; * demanding answers -- is it over? -> * ~V/.):wt>.J TRUMAN * The sooner I get off the phone the sooner * I '.11know,we' 11 call you back-.- *

Truman hangs up the phone -- back to the insanity

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INT. MISSION CONTROL -CORRIDOR -- DAY ,;::.-TI''.-T.;

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Hallways alive with action. We're following one ri~rdy,.guynamed DR. RONALD QUINCY, carrying stacks of paper andhustli~~-a~ong when

-=<t~i:. NASA TECH #l .-?1· {from adoorway) "i'if>>--

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OUINCY. YEAH,THERE YOU ARE. LOOK, ::T:GBT

this old guy on the phone herefrom Sedo'na. Says he met you atsome comet seminar?

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INT. MISSION CONTROL -SIDE ROOM -- TEN MINUTES LATER 34

BANKS OF COMPUTERS andCOMMUNICATION GEAR. NASA PEOPLE manning battle stations. Tense, anticipatory silence. Nobody moving or talking.

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TRUMAN
(on thephone)
... no,no,no, take your time, Karl. I'd rather have it right than fast.
(hiding hisimpatience)
No. No, you're definitely the first. Yes, we've all seen the news.
(beat)
Yup. I'm ready. Fire away. Yes, I'm holding a pencil. Talk to me.

NASA TECH #1 (second phone) The FBI locked his location.

Truman passing off the numbersand THE ROOM EXPLODES with quiet frenzy -- NUMBERS are frantically plugged into the computer..

CLARK
(third phone)
-- he found acomet two weeks ago. He called the International Registry -- per usual they blew him off --
TRUMAN
--Karl,I want you to stand by up there. Okay? I want you to stay right there and let us check this out -- ·:. .~-1:. ~-

TheRULERS move to the MAPS of the asteroid belt/ lines aredra'Wil.

TRUMAN (CONT'D) j'.• ·
--Karl, it'.sprobably nothing,buti:)μ1;1J;;:4,1~<= know what we're dealing with here,r•·m· counting on you to keep this quiet•»J,Tot;f:>• secret,understand? We' re gonna send ·. someone to pick you up. {:,. :!
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INT. KARL'S TRAILER - DAY

Loads of NAVAL MEMORABILIA. Dottie stands there:~J'.tthifigi:.

KARL
Yes sir. Sir, I'm Retired Navy, I)crl.qw what 'classified' means sir.... ,;;.... f7f..· ··

Karl hangs up and flashes her this very smug smile/?·She;·sburning.

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INT. MISSION CONTROL - SIDE ROOM

PHONE HANGS UP. Computers PRINT. OUT,PHONE LINK t'bcaa$.}!'.JI. - -

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INT. S.T.I. - SPACE TRACKING INSTITUTE - DAY (NEWLOC NAME)

Home of the HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE. Two S.T.I. TECHNICIANS man the * Hubble's control console. *

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S.T.I. TECHNICIAN 1
New Houston info! Plot Coordinates 712 by 345. Let'smove fast oh high-resolution imaging!
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EXT. OUTER SPACE - CONTINUOUS (DAY)

The HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE screams by camera orbiting the earth. The Telescope tilts, repositioning its view. Lights flash.

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INT. S.T.I. - SPACE TRACKINGINSTITUTE - DAY

IMAGES from the Hubble arriveon a high-resolution printer. S.T.I. Technician 1 grabs four PHOTOSfrom the printer. Technician swipes stuff off the console,making room. Together they arrange the four photos. They· stare silently at theawesomeCOMPOSITE PHOTO.

S.T.I. TECHNICIAN 1
Motherfu ....

40-41EXT. OUTER SPACE -CONTINUOUS 40-41

CAMERA PUSHES THROUGH A CLOUDOF ROCKY, ICY DEBRIS, penetrating the cloud until theHUGE ASTEROID CORE comes into clear view -- amass .:Jf dirt and ice -- rough,craggy, menacing. A PROJECTION SCREEN -FULL FRAME. And there's thatjagge~, fuzzy, ugly THINGOagain. And we hear:

NASA VOICE ,, This is the anomaly atsixteen-forty-- three ...

KA-CHUNK -- slide changes-- the THING gets bigg4· --.•...•.

~"ft:::-:!~<>-:+~·: NASA VOICE (cont'd) ...··""· Here is theanomaly at sixteen-fift;y;,,,/:;·;> ·-,.1'. eight ... ,;;_;_

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PULL BACK TOREVEAL -- FIFTY PEOPLE AT LEAST. Cr~ed ib'.Hand- lettered signs, hastily written -- propped up around this long table: ENGINEERING -- PROPULSION --COMMUNICATIONS -- PUBLIC:,,AEFAIRS--DATA RETRIEVAL --Open phone lines to N. S. C. --The C~Jti,~·£·~·'"thefeeling that everybody who is in onthis is on the line right now.

Andhere is t~!S!n~~~l~ at sevente~h··u hundred. . . ';;;,".?<

KA-CHUNK -- theTHING gets bigger.

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INT. NATIONALSECURITY COUNCIL SITUATION ROOM 4"2

GeneralKimsey watching THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE as we hearTHE PRESIDENT in theBG transmitted from Air Force One --

PRESIDENT (V. 0. )
Enough with thisanomaly horseshit, what is this thing?

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TRUMAN (V.O.)
(speaker phone)
An asteroid, sir.

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PRESIDENT {V.0. ) I'm staring ata laptop -- how big are we talking about?

Truman looksdown the table. THREE PEOPLE sitting behind one of those signs that reads: PROPORTIONAL ANALYSIS.

PROP ANALYSIS TECH
Our best guess rightnow is, ninety-six point five billion cubic kil--

Truman waving his. hands to make it simple.

TRUMAN
It's the size ofTexas, Mr. President.
PRESIDENT (V. 0.)
And we didn't see this coming?

TRUMAN· I'm sure you' re aware,Sir,after .. congressional budget cuts,that $700,00n only lets us track3 percent of the'sky--

KIMSEY (V. 0. ) .;:;
What about this morning? How big were those? ·,;\{f\i'./;;-:··
TRUMAN
Nothing -- pebbles -- the size of .basketballs and Volkswagons.
PRESIDENT (V. 0. )
Is this thing gonna hit us? *
TRUMAN
We're efforting that as we speak--
PRESIDENT (V. 0. )
What kind of damage are--

TRUMAN ········· Total. Sir. This is what we call aJ3lobal Killer. The end of mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would:: survive,not even bacteria.

PRESIDENT (V. 0. )
My God ...

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Suddenly the door ope~s across theroom a MATH GUY stands there, holding a printout. One look and youknow it's bad. A sudden, total, awful silence.

MATH GUY
We have eighteen days.
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EXT. THE GREAT OUTDOORS -- DAY OMITTED (4 5 )

A GOLF BALL and TEE pushed into GRASS --HARRY S. STAMPER, CLUB in * hand, lines up the shot -- eyes on the ball,then on his target, * squinting, concentrating -- intense. He swings -- THWACK! Smiles. *

46A-BWe FOLLOW THE BALL, which sails through the air -- and just aswe 46A-B expect it to hit grass, it hits aGREENPEACE BOAT~- just missing * one of the half dozen PROTESTERS on the deck,just waking up. * They start YELLING at Harry,who waves back at them: *

HARRY * RISE AND SHINE! *

The Protesters keep yelling as Harry sets up another ball. Behind him,* CHARLES "CHICK" CHAPPLE arrives,holding a clipboard. 40's, rugged --* been through the worst with Harry,but he's standing here. That says * it all. *

·CHICK < ·..·· ....· * That boat's a hundred yards tooclose. * I'll call my friendat the Singapore Navy. * This bastard's so mean his mother hates * him. * ;\r.

Harry swings WHACK! The ball hits theGreenpe;aqeJiu.11.·The * Protesters yell more. Harry yells back: *

HARRY {cont Id) 1? . * YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT! DRILLING IS BAD! -~-•·· * MODEL SOLAR-POWEREDBOAT IS THAT?! .;_"" *

CHICK * (hands him clipboard) 'tr,)~Jt'i'}\:'· * Seriously, Harry, lemme callmy friend. At * the very least it'll be entertaining. * ,_:ft\~::-:,::. HARRY ;f: *

Nah, Gre~~;!~~~gli:~~r;lales,I lik~:,:' * whales. I just don't like when theypark * on my driving range--why was there;}:'··· * drilling on 'Iwo? ·t/-, *

CHICK * Yeah, I thought you might find that * fascinating. Chewed 180 feet last night. *

HARRY * I shut it down. Who the hell ordered 'Iwo * to drill?! *

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CHICK
I'll give you two guesses. But you're only * gonna need one. *

Harry's face goes flush jaw clenched --he grabs the golf club. SWINGS -- The Golf Club as it's hurled into the sea--

CHICK (cont'd)
Harry, that was my five iron. *
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EXT. OIL RIG -- MORNING OMITTED (47 , 4 8 , 4 9)50

Harry tearing through the rig. Way pissed off. HARRY'S GOLF SHOES CLATTERING and --

HARRY
A.J.! A.J.! Get your ass out here!

A COUPLE ROUGHNECKS cut pipe -- looking up, smili.ng

ROUGHNECK #1 What'd he do this time, Har?

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INT. OIL RIG - MUD GEOLOGY LAB -- MORNING OMITTED (51)

Funky and cramped. Samples all over. ROCKHOUNDiis wearing boxers, sneakers, and a miner's helmet. He's holdinga big.f:i,91:lin his gloved hand. Harry comes rushing through-- / ·<·:;

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Hey, Har! Ch:~~~~~ out,man! Fciftjr:,. three pounds of lean, mean, aquatic# . machine! Life in the Goddamn food'1ol;la;in!

HARRY
A.J. Where is he?
ROCKHOUND
Why? Hey, did we hit? Thank God,are we done here? ! '.;liA~;,r',···,,"'-',;;·
(chasing him, fish in hand)'·ii ·" 'Cause you know me, man! I start fi,.shin', it's the leading emotional indicatorI'm,. getting a little rangy! Har -- slow",'down * At·
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INT. MISSION CONTROL - CONFERENCE ROOM --SAME T:IME\,.

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Truman studies the Math Guy's report. All eyes i{.1./.theL,roomonhim. The grim reality is setting in ...he looksaroun9'the room.

....;l= TRUMAN ·All right, this is what we're going to do I want every strategy we got for Near * Object Collision -- every strategy,every idea, every program, every sketch on every napkin and pizza box -- whatever we got for Near Object Collision Contingency. For 30 years they've questioned the need forNASA. Today we give them the answer. Let's go.

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And the room erupts in activity --

·INT. OIL RIG - CRANE CROW'S NEST MOMENTSLATER 53

THE DOOR bursts open. Dust falls. Harry fills the frame. A small, dark'" room. A bed in the darkest corner Harry kicks it.

HARRY
Get up. Before I drag you out. *

A.J.'s up in bed looking, damn "hand in the cookie jar" nervous. He's physically awkward here -- as if moving at all might break something ... or revealsomething ...

A.J.
Hey okay, you're, uh... you're pissed,I get it
HARRY
No, you've seen me pissed -- this~.,.,you don't know what this is! I shutdown number two! You knew that.
A.J.
Huh? Oh ... yeah,that .... *
HARRY
Yeah, that! When you got eightmil:lionof. your cash on a contract -- when it,:,srn

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ass in the fire, if you don't hitat.1.9,,0.00 feet, do whatever the hell youplea~e>' You don't fillfil:.:disobey my orders!· *

HARRY
There are five words I need to hearfrom you. Right now. Five words.
A.J. 0
(counting as he talks) ... I'm... sorry... Harry?Very...sorry?;'.,.(':.:;,:.,, >~t HARRY "I'll never do that again."

I-won't, you~~~ I won't. Who sc:r~wedup? Me. I blew it. I. suck.Damnit Harry~>:.'·-· everything you're thinking,you're right. I'm sorry. I'll meet you atops in five minutes. 'Kay?

Harry looks at A.J. squarely. A.J. gets it. Harry turns to leave. *

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And then he HEARS a FEMALE SNEEZE. Harry stops. A.J. winces. Harry turns around, under the bed sheet -- lying there,in her slinky pajamas, is GRACE -- precious,beautiful and 23.

HARRY
Grace ...?
GRACE
(voice trembling)
Harry ...?
HARRY
I thought I told you to callme Dad?

We're TIGHT ON Harry's face -- wracked with rage;_~·red,insane -- he * moves for A.J·.who BOLTSOUTTA THE ROOM through the other door --we * CUT TO A.J. sliding downa 70-foot cable -- *

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INT. OIL RIG - CROW'SNEST HALLWAY -- SECONDS LATER

Harry RIPS a SHOTGUN from its mount. SHELLS fall everywhere

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EXT. OIL RIG - SAMETIME

A.J., in his boxers, sprintsfrom Harry, who wields the shotgun *

A.J. , > '.. HARRY! HARRY?! Under the circumstances being irrational is totallyunderstanda--

BOOM!!! Harry FIRES into the sky -- Christ it's~buD>'::".:.:.·11.J.JUMPS, picking up speed, terrified

A.J.
Holy shit,man!
A.J.
Will ya WAIT?l Will ya listen to me~f!'<,;~::

HARRY 'i!~,,.,,p;\,..""';::'/' You're still thesame dumb-ass punk, Just" * twice as old!

As A.J. scrambles up theDERRICK

GRACE (0 .S . )
HARRY!

Harry turns Grace runsup behind them, a sheet wrapped around her.

GRACE
Stop it! You're being insane!

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HARRY
Sweetheart, go put on some clothes.
GRACE
YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY LIFE,YOU KNOW!!!
HARRY
I know. Clothes. Now.

Harry's going after A.J. again -- A.J.'s climbing hard -- glancing back at his pursuer --

A.J.
Look, I'm only going to say thisonce: put down that gun!

BOOM! Harry cocks and aims -- but is blocked by JAYOTIS"BEAR" KURLEENBEAR, huge, one of Harry's veterans,des~erate for a shower and shave.

BEAR
Why don'tcha put the gun down,boss?
HARRY
You don't really want a piece ofth_is, Bear. You know what I'm sayin'? <
BEAR
(smiles)
Hell yeah, I know. I'm just trying~,)'.rStgi,ye my man a headstart. _(/. jf ---~~;,·'...

Harry pushes past Bear continues after A. J.climbiI1g<:fOJ;<hislife.

HARRY ,.,/ You think I raised her-- sent hertP ·college?! You think Itook care o:EJ:e:h~r>all these years so she could end upwitfr<,Vi-:·' someone like Y..§.?A guylike~?!

A.J.
Harry, I love her!
HARRY
WAY wrong answer! :t(~: /··..,.,~

Harry FIRES again -- hits thePUMP JACKS - Harry continues until Chick interceptshim

CHICK
.Harry, Christ, beforeyou kill the ·bestman on your crew get yourass on deck -- we got fumes --
HARRY
I can't hear you -- you're saying words, but I'm on a rampage -- you gotta move

Harry now pushes past Chick --going after A.J. with all he's got --

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A.J.
We gotta talk this over, man!
HARRY
That's what we're doing!

BOOM\ -- A.J. climbing too fast -- loses his footing -- slipping falling -- grabs for THE CABLE -- just snagging it and --

GRACE
NOll!

A.J. on the cable, pulling himself to safety.Harry aiming at him. He knows he won't really shoot the kid ... or does he?AN AIRHORN BLASTS--

ROCKHOUND
(down below)
Pucker up! We got clients incoming!

56 A HUGE LUXURY YACHT on the horizon. 56

57

INT. MISSION CONTROL - CONFERENCEROOM DAY 5'7

CAMERA MOVES along a PRESENTATION TABLE drawings, books, reports, sketches, scale models,-- over a DOZENNASA TECHS~- and here's Truman, addressing his troops:

NASA PLANNER#1 (really nervous) Uh, we, uh-- back in 1974, the idea,, the. possibility that an asteroid--you,:\(:Oufd''·. say, meteor, though technically ar#,eteoJ::is· just a - - "-1'ht1;s';t,:>,... .. :::;!,:::·-...,. TRUMAN ,J'/,a:+;'°,<f,... I need someone who's had less caffJi~e'fhf~{ morning. Grunberg, translate. it___,.,;;e ·•y;-;:;_0;.'?:.':.-·:, NASA PLANNER#2 Our first feasibility plan was to'l;f~.i..~,;:--~"··:;;k,.>;• spread-focus laser generator toheatithe ... object to the point of fracture-- ;/

TRUMAN ,:;,};,,.,.,,,> That's shooting a BB gun ata freight? ,;, train. Alexander whatcha got? 'Cf~""""';;::,..,,__:'

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. ~,:.-:·:_-Y;:,·-:··...~-.,"':

NASA PLANNER#3 , What about ElectrostaticRepulsion?;:;: \}\:· TRUMAN' ·<<'/:.·.. What about it? We've got two and a half * weeks. we can't bank on E.R.in this scenario. Waisler. Go.

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NASA PLANNER #4 (showsdrawing) We've got the design for sending a craft to * the object and hoisting solar sails to gently re-direct its trajectory.

TRUMAN
Nice. Creative.. *

NASA PLANNER #4 (feeling it) You don't like this idea. *

TRUMAN
No. What else have we got, people? *
(turns to clock)
Time's a luxury we don't have.

And we PUSH IN on the nearby official NASA stopwatch --DIGITAL NUMBERS to the thousandth of a second -- blurring past-.,-,counting down TIMETO GLOBAL IMPACT 18 DAYS - 431:15:18:014 .

58

EXT. OIL RIG DAY OMITTED (59)

THE YACHT has landed. ·The clients, THREEHONG KONG TITANS, prepare to come up the gangway. Harry and Grace (nowdress~q) stand together -- A.J., and Bear off to the side.

:·<:- GRACE '1< (tries to hide her rage) ..•.···.. I understand that you' re handicappedby·a:,-,, natural immaturity, Harry-- .,.. '\:/,;: HARRY Dad. Call me Da--

GRACE i;\s. But that shotgun thing was off-the.::Hha:Fts•.,. unacceptable.

HARRY
I don't care if you're friends,I -

.. GRACE 1tiV>..· We are friends. Friends whosleepW •· together. Look, you' re reallygood,,~t' these things, let me ask you this ..\>·

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WHERE'SMY MOTHER AGAIN?

HARRY
Do not start with that--
GRACE
Oh, that's right. Nobody knows .When she ran off she forgot to leave usa forwarding address.

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BEAR
(laughs)
That's cold, Stamper. ·That is cold.
GRACE
She wasa good choice, Harry, you're a relationship expert. Tell you what, you give me a list of things to do, okay? I'll do them all.
HARRY
Iwant you on a crewboat back to the mainland today and back in the office by Monday.
GRACE
Really. Then I quit.
HARRY
You're not gonna quit. And you're not gonna start seeing A.J., and we're not gonna have this conversation. Understood?
(sees she's almost laughing)
What?

Grace steps forward to greet THE HONG KONG CLIENTS,charming them instantly with her perfect Cantonese. She continues talking to the Clients, while Harry greets them -- but they both)continue their ,---......,argument: j

HARRY
What are you smiling about?
GRACE
(between Cantonese phrases)..+<> I've been dating A.J. for almost a,;y-ear':. _<;:·:.

Harry goes pale --

60

EXT. OIL RIG -- MOMENTS LATER

1%Siltt:•,\

THE HONG KONG CLIENTS getting the grand tour. Grabe leads the way, but the clients are oblivious to their fight:

HARRY
Have I once -- ever -- prevented doing anything?! ,,<'" GRACE .:,>•· ,~<< Yeah, Harry, actually yes: having ~¥ .. semblance of a normal life. Most ch:ildren·- - are you aware of this? --don't live.off the coast of 18 countries before they're nine.
HARRY
So you're worldly, you're welcome. You speak 3 languages because of me. Merci. Grazie ...

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GRACE
Most women my age have no idea what a titanium depth gaugeis -- and I promise you, IlQil.§. ofthem care.

61-62Grace turns to listen to one of the Clients as Harry suddenly 61-6"2 seems distracted by aTHUMP-THUMP NOISE -- pipes VIBRATE -- Harry * looks over ata PRESSURE GAUGE -- which is peaking -- theNEEDLE * DROPS SUDDENLY --then JUMPS -- ONCE -- TWICE -- Harry's eyesgo * wide --he sprints away -- Grace confused -- A.J. joins Harry with * a triumphant £mile -- *

HARRY
ISTHAT NUMBER TWO? *
A.J.
Gotcha,man! We hit! I told you!
HARRY
Iclosed it down for a reason, you idiot! Two's relief valve is fried open!
(yelling to Grace)
GET THOSE PEOPLE OUTTA HE_RE!

63 KA-WHOOSH! OIL -- PIPE MUD -- all of it ROCKETS into the sky. 63

.. HARRY (cont'd) ··.·..· Chick! Turn the table out -- move!'.!Bear>,~:. --Max swing those back-flanges/in -- Go! Go! ~! ~,1.&.·~:.··:·_,'·?::

64-66A.J. -- like a flash --charges after Harry. GrJbe pil;ll.~:pgthe 64-66 Clients into hiding and -- Oil begins to spurt f:t-Q:{n.,c,-t;he,;,:valves .Chick and hisTEAM pull CABLE and EQUIPMENT as fast as theycan. Harry right

in the center of it and-- A.J. right behind. ,t(:,:'.'.i}tci·t:+;;:.

~~. ~.::,

67

INT. MISSION CONTROL CONFERENCE ROOM -- DAY ;~T\-:,,\:'$_,,,;:;.:;W67

Another meeting. KIMSEY is here, with an exhaustedTRUMAN.and crew:

TRUMAN t~,'.~i?'t;'.)\;,(i~1i Because of the proximity of the astetoid * without any prep time -- none of * primary plans are going to work. *

KIMSEY * So what are you telling me? *

TRUMAN * That our best shot -- what I'm abo-titto * suggest we do -- is a back-up plan''that:· * sounds like a joke. *

KIMSEY * Why can't we can't just send up 50 ICBMs * and blow that rock apart? *

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QUINCY * Simple physics. Did you ever take Physics? * I don't mean that as an insult ... *

KIMSEY * Yeah, I took Physics ...who is this? *

TRUMAN * Dr. Ronald Quincy from Research. Pretty * much the smartest man on the planet, listen * to him. *

QUINCY * It's actually very simple: you seta * firecracker off in your open palm and you * burn yourself. Right? But close your fist * and light that fuse ...and... well, your * wife's gonna be opening the ketchup bottle * the rest of your life. *

KIMSEY * You're saying we nuke the thing ...from * inside? *

QUINCY * That's exactly what I'm saying. *

KIMSEY * How? *

TRUMAN t<'\<-.·.· * We drill. We need to bring in the\world's * best deep core driller. Vt"... *

A68 EX~. OIL RIG -- DAY A68

IT'S SO LOUD YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT --PIPES keep f:~llingaridCRASHING * AND ROLLING· and the OILIS STILL SHOOTINGAND SPEWING AND RAINING DOWN and -- Harry PULLS men out of the way -- races to get to aGIANT VALVE* WHEEL -- he's struggling to move the thing butit;/.E1...n91::.working and he's being blinded by the oil and --NOW FLAMES B~ST OUT--

,·.

Through a fountain of oil and mess,A.J. appears_.;..he pushes hisway in beside Harry -- muscles straining andTHE ROAR.INGSOUND OF OIL and THE RATTLE and SHAKE -- Fire hoses shootingwatE;!~--:,'It''Sterrifying* and dangerous as metal pipes fallsaround them --;{,.butthey're doing it- - the WHEEL TURNS -- the GUSHER is slowlyCONTAINED'':....;..;,,,

Until finally the insanity's ov1;r-- Harry andA..J.."''coli'apsetothe floor, exhausted, covered in black. Harry looks at A.J.,>whose smile is the only bright white thing here. •... ·, ·

HARRY
Don't smile at me.

Harry gets up -- slips a little in the oil --and heads off. A.J.'s smile is gone now.

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EXT. OIL RIG -- LATER 68

Grace with the Hong Kong trio -- all covered in oil -- suits ruined, the yacht trashed -- but the Clients are all smiles. Harry appears.

CLIENTS
Thumb high, Harry! You a man! Many thumb!

Harry forces a thumbs up, turning to Chick,who's high on the bridge:

HARRY
Everyone all right? Are we holding?
CHICK
We're great, Harry -- PPI's at eighteen hundred solid!

Now A.J.'s..behind Harry slaps his back

A.J.
You know you should tell me next time we got an open blow-out valve, all ri--?

Harry pivots -- SLAMS A.J. in the face -- A.J.goes down. Grace gasps, starts across the platform toward the men. Harry,looms large over A.J .

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HARRY

You're off. You're fired.

GRACE
(rushes over, to Harry)
You really need some psychological counselling.
A.J.
I just made this hit, Harry. How ,.J. thank you?! /+~~~:iJ,'.;~~/f;\ HARRY Getting lucky doesn't mean you' reany,good., Someone could've died today. ··'~{:'··'·'····· !;~~~

A.J. gets to his feet -- stands up to Harry --Grae;:~ge~pto A.J. --

--..>~t~-t-->:=·~ A.J. Well look around, man!

HARRY
(pushes A.J.)
Well you still might!

69 Suddenly they all look up -- the Clients,everyone -- to the WHOK - 69 WHOK - WHOK - WHOK of an approaching SEAHAWKNAVY HELICOPTER

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EXT. OIL RIG -- MOMENTS LATER 70

The SEAHAWK sets down -- the doors fly open and SIXARMED MARINES deploy. ADMIRAL KELSO is right behind them.

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KELSO
Who's Harry Stamper?
HARRY
(in disbelief)
It's not even nine o'clock yet ...over here!
KELSO
We need to talk privately.

Harry steps with Kelso to the ROAROF THE ROTOR-WASH --

KELSO (cont'd)
Mr. Stamper, I'm Admiral Kelso,Commander of the Pacific Fleet. I've been sent here by the Secretary of Defenseon direct orders from the President of the United States. This is a matter of urgent national security. I need you to geton,' this chopper right now,no guestions·asked. Reassure your men that you're leaving voluntarily.
HARRY
(smiling)
Did Crazy Willy put you up tothis9 <): <:'~

(,,:_:. KELSO

... I'm afraid I don'tknow "Crazy Willy." Sir, I'm dead serious about this..JY';;/

Everyone's staring -- and just as Harryrealizes\i;this;:if:lj/real, Rockbound approaches, intense and burdened. '":¼<!'•

ROCKHOUND J··

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LISTEN, I SWEAR TO GOD SHE NEVERT8LD ME

her age, so I assumed she was atle;as;t.,;;.::..

HARRY
No, this is about me.
ROCKHOUND
Oh. Ooops, forget it ...

Harry looks over at Grace and A.J. This might he gives it a try:

HARRY ;:::/<···.. (only Kelso can hear this)t I'11 go with you. On one condition\i'/•.~,

Grace and A.J. are in the midst of their own drama,unaware of the four MARINES heading from the chopper toward them. A.J. 's furious.

A.J.
He's not just a·lunatic,he's an irrational asshole lunatic --

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GRACE
I know that --we all know that -- so we have to compensate for ·him, that's allwe can do ...

The Marines arrive

MARINE
Miss, you're requested on-board. National Security.
GRACE
National Security and you wantIfil2?

Grace looks to A.J. -- sharing the confusion --s.uddenly two of the MARINES holdA.J. from either side --one under each arm -- Grace yells out but the other two have her -- they're being pulled apart --and

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INT. HELICOPTER -DAY

Harry watches from the chopper,smiling as Grace -- confused and angry -- is "escorted" into the helicopter --REVVING SO LOUD she can't hear.

HARRY
CHICK! YOU'REIN CHARGE! GET 'EM HOME *

TODAY! MR. FONG, YOU LOOK GREAT IN, -"BLACK! *

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_-/:;

The Clients wave at Harry as theCHOPPER takes of~. OMITTED (72 ) 71A

t?.:

THE CLOCK: DIGITALNUMBERS -- TIME TO GLOBAL IMPACT -~--17DAYS - 73 4 07 : 14 : 2 6 : 021 .,f\1"'.,,;-.·>;..

74

EXT. NASA/JOHNSON SPACECENTER - HOUSTON --

Establishing shots ... the scope of this place isawesome;_:iq...

75

INT. NASA HALLWAY - -DAY

Harry and Grace coming through. Clean clothes, they've showered -- still, they're tense,tired, and confused.

'!'.RUMAN Mr. Stamper. Ms. Stamper. I'm the Executive Director of everyone,please accept

HARRY
No. No more apologies .We've had l·Eksdl'i.cl hours of apologies. Apologies on th:cee ··;;i helicopters,one aircraft carrier,>~_d two,.,t military jets. We.'ve beenapologizedo~ttcff'i:h half adozen time zones, so please, for Christsake, spit it out already!

Silence. Two men eye-to-eye. Truman almost smiles.

"

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56

INT. MISSION CONTROL - UPSTAIRSGLASS ROOM -- MINUTES LATER 76

A large room. Harry and Grace sit in the middle ofa PRESENTATION We go TIGHT ON Harry and Grace. Cut in the middle of Truman's story.

TRUMAN
·A rogue comet hit an asteroid belt,sending shrapnel right for us. We're a shooting gallery for the nexttwo and a half weeks. Even if this asteroid hits water, it's still hitting land -- it'll flash-boil millions of gallons of seawater and slam into ocean bedrock. A tidal wave three miles high travelsa thousand miles an· hour. Covers California,washing up in Denver. Asia. Gone. Australia. Gone. Half the world population gets incinerated by the heat blasts, the rest freeze to death from nuclear winter that'11hang,,. around for the next10 0 years. "•,···

Dead, grim silence. The lightscome up. They're numb.

HARRY
This is unreal ...

TRUMAN , Mr. Stamper, this is as real as itigets. ·t'··-

Truman nods to TECHS FLIP and SKIP,who open big ~tir.tiinsrevealing WINDOWS THAT LOOK DOWNON A~ HECTIC MISSION r~;L-

It's coming. Right now. At 22,000 Jni-l~s.. an hour, right for us. And none of:-<us...··.-. anyone, anywhere. . .can hidefromiit. J.

%t~~f}:j\/:{;. HARRY I take it ... you're not alerting like this.

TRUMAN
No one knows .·And that ' show itst9'MS,..;'<:;:; For the next ten days only ninete1·esc9pes':,, in the world can spot theasteroidc?~dCwe " control eight of them -- thePresid'efitfi•s/i:,}1 classified this information as · "'"''·' confidential. .Those were theforms::iY01.t·,··•.' .gn·ed. ,,·.J" Sl.
(hands Harrya notebook} ·::;::,.,.,,.'<••· Study from '87. If news like this brbk~~ there'd be an overnight breakdown of basic social services worldwide. Rioting. Mass religious hysteria. Instant erosion of centralized authority. That thing reads like Cliff Notes to the worst parts of the Bible.

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HARRY
So there are six billion people on the planet and you call me. Why?
77

INT. NASA/HALLWAY -- ONEMINUTE LATER

Harry and Grace -- both in shock-- walk downstairs behind Truman, Quincy and A SMALL MILITARYESCORT.

TRUMAN
We want to land on the asteroid, drilla * hole, drop in some nukes,take off and * detonate, having the pieces slide right * past us. Except we have an equipment * problem. *

QUINCY * The drilling unit is part ofa lunar project we've been working on ·for the past three years. The recent discovery:ofwater on the moon wa-- ·

A DOOR. TWO ARMED GUARDS open up and step aside

78

INT. NASA R&D HANGAR -- SAMETIME OMITTED (7 9)

TECHN'ICIANSstanding besidea huge· gurney. Stret¢hed,:g.Cross,A LARGE ROBOTIC DRILLING ARM -- complex machinery andgears ana·X.~floncables. ~ Harry's jaw tightening as he circles the thing. ·Harryis in shock -- . ~..._.,,'

QUINCY
(nervously)
You may recognize the rig ....
HARRY
(utterly confused) ,. _ -It's tough not to recognizesometh±Agyc:>u spent five years designing-- '',.0./i:.
HARRY
What, you got akey to the Patent
TRUMAN
Basically. You see, that's why you' here.
HARRY
What I see. is that you ripped me offand now I'm pissed.
QUINCY
We prefer the term borrowed... But actually, ostensibly, the boundaries of patent laws only apply to Earth,not outer space.

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TRUMAN
Shut up, Ron.
HARRY
Are you kidding me?! Igot dragged into this because you "borrowed from me"and by the way did a shit job of putting it together?
TRUMAN
So what's wrong with it? You saidwe'd done a bad job putting it together.
HARRY
No. No, I said shit job. First of all, you got the return system backwards. I'll take a guess, you're tearing up rotorsand can't figure out why.
QUINCY
Yes, that's right ...
HARRY
Well the cams are allwrong, Mr. Wizard, the flow cable, theway it's jammed in there? Wrong. And what's this? AJ_uminum?
QUINCY
Ceramic-titanium.

HARRY .:..· If you're gonna steala blue-printf:at least read the materials list --ho~-40.'you short-hitch ceramics?

QUINCY
We're not looking for oil.
HARRY
So what?! How deep a hole do you
TRUMAN AND QUINCY
800 feet.
HARRY
Who's been operating this thing?

Truman beckons across theroom and EIGHT NASA MISSION SPECIALISTS start walking toward us. The geek patrol. Nerdnauts.

i HARRY (CONTI D) \

What's this?

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QUINCY
We've had them training for eight months.
HARRY
(suddenly amused)
Eight whole months, gosh ...
TRUMAN
We need you to modify the equipment and help train this team--
HARRY
Team?! That's not a team, it'sa Dungeons and Dragons convention.
(to the "team") , .. Here's one for ya! You hita gas pocket at 300 feet. Your crown block'sfrozeri,<the Kelly's starting to kick. You've got flow pressure backwashing and the valve swing's just broken off in your Roughneck'S<.:hand. What do you need to know? · · (beat)
Quick! Do you pull pipe,speed up, slow * down or run like hell? .(one,two, three) Time's up. The rig blew. We all die . .->:·<::,

Silence. Everyone has stopped working.

HARRY ...,.,..... Look, I'm a third-generationdrille+'\~'/::0-:;t<<.. drew my first paycheck whenI was e-welve: C', years old.. It took me32 years, eve,;y~dayt' every frigging minute,to learn whati'f·:-•" know. And I'm still learning. Some,>~gμy;•; with one hand in a bar told youabo;μta·•···· piece of equipment you gottawatch&out for that kinda thing.Might not look it\~$?'1,le' drillin' holes is an art. Like a dirty, dangerous ballet: if you don't know your crew as well as you know yourself,;ryo1:f?1¥:e01,>:'1::i screwed. · Maybe dead.You think I'IriJfrthe best? You're right,because I work with the best. In 17 days,I couldn't teac}:l::,,.. these Trekkies any more aboutdrillfrtg\d:ha:n\ you could teach me to fly adamn s],1ace/}:-:'.!• ship. 'ilt;;;}1t<:\>>JU,/

Their eyes lock -- Truman's mind races -- Harry'~+:t6h'_,::.::\

HARRY
. So what exactly does the team do?
TRUMAN
Drill. That's it.
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GRACE

(knows what'scoming) Harry, wait a second --

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HARRY
No flying.
TRUMAN
No flying. No spacewalking. All they do is drill, then come home.
HARRY
I'd need my own people and I can't promise they'll do this.
GRACE
(freaksout)
Drilling on an asteroid flying 22 thousand miles per hour--
HARRY
And if it doesn't work, we all dieanyway.
QUINCY
(not liking this)
Dan? We can't, uh ....
TRUMAN
All of us. Everywhere.

Does anyone m1~c~f I throw in onel\':raticina.1

c:_/ thought here? ;,

TRUMAN
We'll actually need two teams be two Shuttles going up.

..·<-t/.·,\\/:(/C:_(.,·. GRACE In case one doesn't make it. SowB~t are . the odds here? Has anyone calculatedthat? "'-~_:.rt);~..i<.-:.-'.' QUINCY (indicates busy Techs) That's what they're doing.

HARRY ,.·,:\: (to Grace) ;_{~f_.::.<=-\.,y I need you to go to the office,ge~ the personnel files. ··tiff'\.'·'.·

HARRY
(long beat)
Yeah I do. I don't trust anyone else.

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60

EXT. NEW MEXICO HIGHWAY -- PRE-DAWN 80

·A lonely ribbon of American road. A Harley detailed with leather and horns. And there's BEAR in the saddle. Charley Pride meets Shaft.

HARRY (V. 0. )
Okay. Two five-man teams. I'm taking Bear, that's a gimme.

Bear glances at his rearview mirror. Shit, there's a COP CAR behind And then, ANOTHER.

BEAR
Come'n get me, bitch.

Bear tears off at a 100 m.p.h.

GRACE (V. 0. )
There' sBennie Cobb, CleteDrummage, Ox....
80A

INT. MISSION CONTROL - LOWER ROOM --DAY

Harry and Grace flip through STAMPER OILPERSONNEL FILES. A team of FBI PERSONNEL listening to every word.

HARRY :/>.,. I need more muscle. The besttwo fitters we got ... between Monaco and Max. . .~-''"·

62

INT. TATTOO PARLOR -- DAY OMITTE;~YFB_~'.L.;,,I;;, 81

MAX LENNERT. A big man. Plenty ofroom for all'0thoseitattoos. Could be an Allman Brothers roadie. Reading the Wall St:n·eetJ8urnalsitting in a chair having a tattoo engraved on his massivea,.:r;m.,,MOMMA walks in. She weighs 350lbs and is carrying a box ofqqugh~~J1t::~,~Shelooksat Max's new tattoo. It says: "LOVIN'MOMMA." Mo~ smJ;).est·

tB,.l'lt<tf'if MAX Like it, Ma? Did you get me one of those yellow-jelly bear claws?

~OMMA Maxie . . .Ithink :)u're in * law again...

FBI AGENTS walk in the door.

83

EXT. NEW ORLEANS/FRENCH QUARTER EARLY MORNINQ,:FF:'/'•,\OMITTED(84)83

--i~'.-

Rockhound is drunk. So's THEBIMBO beside him. :~;,j.,q½:iI?.g.:'tHe's got out his loupe, while holding her·handexamining her··:aiamondring.

HARRY (V.O.}
Two geologists. The Hound. I need him for sure ...
BIMBO
Isn't it easier if Itake it off?

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_,,r'""-'~..._ I '. ROCKHOUND I Hey, don't rush me, we got plenty of time

for that later. Just kidding. So what'd he tell you he spent on this, anyway?

BIMBO
It's over two carats.
ROCKHOUND
Yeah, well, size isn't everything. Although in my case it's something.
(is·she smiling?)
Okay, so the ring ...How should I put this? This diamond isn't .. .
BIMBO
It isn't two carats?
ROCKHOUND
It isn't a diamond.

Rock.hound notices theTWO FBI AGENTS who stand over him.

Are these your friends?

AGENTS ,.,., Sir, we have a national security~ttei<· T-:

Second Geolog~~Y 6~~~),s the man,tf·>f·

85

EXT. GREAT AMERICAN SOUTH WEST PLAINS - SETTING~SU.T'1,I'

OSCAR CHOI, 32, goatee, galloping full tilt ona ,\gr~y,!>sT/μJLION.

-·i\'"..,_."\i GRACE (V .0.) 'f!b,,1;;,}J<r·,rr5'· Yeah, if they can find him...

There ' stwoHELICOPTERS skimming the groundbehi~~ji~~-~'.ff\;~:n

GRACE (V.O.) "'
You'll need two engineers ... ..·.-··. ··a.··.;.,·,-.·=-:··-· .·<"·""
86

INT. LAS VEGAS - HORSESHOE CASINO -- MORNING

Chick at a craps table. Losing.

HARRY {V.O.) Chick obviously.

Snake eyes. TWO G-MEN watch Chick pull in a big pileof chips. *

G-MAN
Mr. Charles Chapple?

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CHICK
(suspicious)
Before I answer that, letme ask you this: * has there ever been a situation where * someone's been approached by two menin * identical suits and it's been good news? *
HARRY (V.O.)
Engineer number two.
87

EXT. BAR ALLEYWAY - -DAY

FREDDY NOONAN, an Aussie, CHOKINGsome guy against the wall.

GRACE (V. 0. )
How'd you leave it with Freddy Noonan?
HARRY (V .0.)
I paid the hospital bill,he paid for the holes in the wall. ······
NOONAN
The mates I collect for isa tough bunch. They would approve of me squeezin'the air out of your twig neck untilI collect payment.

Noonan stops. GUY GASPS. TWOHUGE FEDERAL AGENTS'.sta:ndthere.

NOONAN
Morning, ladies. Can I buy you a dririk? .</ WEASEL GUY ';:¼::: -- weasel punk, no brainsforeigner:-·

Noonan reels around COLDCOCKING the weasel, who •tops·:flat.

·=\·?\·;~:.._·.-F:):+:i.

88

EXT. NEW MEXICO - DIRTROAD -- AFTERNOON

NOW TEN SQUAD CARS ... lights burning ... SIRENSWHI~NG·.,,,,_-.A'JROADBLOCK. Three foot gap between cars ... lOOmph ... Bear blows·-tihroughon his bike.

89

INT. MISSION CONTROL -LOWER ROOM -- CONTINUOUS

f/fJt':,<;-~·:·~~=

Harry and Grace as they were -- finally gettingbe the inevitable.

~~~~4:-!t({J\,\\.-'.;/\{-/~~. GRACE ...... You'11 still need another toolpush~;i:::r;:,.·" Everett's probably in Houston right.fnow... how about Fredo? He' sgood. i'ii/%<<i:i:?:.

Harry looks away. Is he going to say it first or willshe?

GRACE
You don't want A.J.,right? He's too reckless. He's cocky ... dangerous.And fired, so ....

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HARRY
Ineed him.
GRACE
I thought you said you couldn't trusthim.
HARRY
I thought you saidI could. {beat) That drill's my design. No one knows her like me. Except A.J ..

Grace struggles to come up with an argument ... but can't.

90

EXT. OI.L FIELD DUSK

A.J. fixes his old 60's muscle car.·A big wise-assgrin< Loving this.

A.J. ,··.·. So what you're basically sayingher'e,;..,;.. lemme just get this straight -- is that there's a job Mr. Stud Harry Stamper can't handle by himself.

Harry stands there, letting A.J. love this ...but hating it himself.

HARRY
Yeah ...more or less.
A.J.
Well, I don't get it, is it ... is or is it less?

Harry looks into A.J.'s eyes -- he could could embrace him -- he chooses to do neither:

HARRY
You and I have a real problem.

Harry -- ther!·~~e five words I wa~{>§~1i? Right now. "A.J., I need you. Man';'::--no, no: "A.J., you're the best ...ever.'.'.How..., about four words: "A.J.? I love you"·.'/".':

HARRY (,t('i;;t:X\\:,:-;-::i
I'm not here to boost your ego. You·should ·know there' s notajob on this planet>I;:d"" want you to work on. I mean that.f' \> :\_,?_::,<? -~-?

A.J. 'squiete~... intrigued... and because hecay{~\~etfs:-e::it...afraid.

A.J.
So ...what are you doing here?

i \ EXT. MISSION CONTROL BU~LDING -- DAY 91

The DRILLERS walk in with military ESCORTS laughing and joking with no idea what's up. They greet Harry and Truman.

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CHICK
You better tell me what's goin'on, 'cause I just got pulled offmy first winning streak in six years. So am I pissed? Qh yeah.
BEAR
What's up, Harry? NASA found oilon Uranus?

The guys LAUGH -- except Harry ...

92

INT. MISSION CONTROL - GLASSROOM -- NIGHT

FACES in the dark: stunned, blank,incredulous, fascinated, terrified faces. MAX, "OSCAR,NOONAN, CHICK,ROCKHOUND, BEAR, and A.J. sitting there; the lights come up. Dead silence.

TRUMAN
So there it is. Any questions?
MAX
Yeah. You sure you gottn.eright guys?
HARRY
I need to talk to 'em. Alone. ·-::: .··,::-=:·.'>-;:·

Truman ushering NASA PEOPLE out the door.The guy~ alone,now. SHOCKED. OSCAR starts to smile. >"'·

NOONAN -{;.::. Surprise, right? This isa joke, someone's birthday. Please,was jt~~e", here born today?! ,:?/if;':·. HARRY ,/: ;: Yeah, this is the craziest shitI at~:,/C' heard of too. And if we choose nott:b'" go ...we're just sitting around waiting for some goddamn roe~ to killeverythi~~{;'}'J'~!;0:\;:\A:K' know. So I'm going. But not one o~you need to prove how tough they are. r"ve · seen you do stuff that would make Neil ,. Armstrong piss his spacesuit. So i;pf:qqμ'Y•!>_;: don't think you can make it allthe'way,',IJ, need to know who's in. Who's out,;;~iglit..,.), now?

Silence. And then, breaking the ice:

CHICK.
20 years, haven't turned you down once. Not about to start now. I'm there.

Harry smiles at this.

NOONAN
Space? I don't know,man ... *

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BEAR
This whole thing's a little too scary, isn't it?
OSCAR
This is just Goddamn historic. Hell yes, I'm in.
ROCKHOUND
I don't mean to be the materialistic bastard of the group, but do you think we can get some hazard pay outta this??
93

INT. MISSION CONTROL -- MINUTES LATER

Truman,Kimsey and a GROUP OF NASA FOLKS stand around waiting. Staring at the door.

TRUMAN
(skimming their files--)
This guy Chick's got some experience·;Air Force Commando for six years, reached the rank of Colonel ...
KIMSEY
(skimmi~gtheir files--)
All I see here's robbery, assault,:;arrest, resisting arrest, organized crime :'.';·-· affiliation, lewd and salacious cortductin a telephone booth, few of these guys_,J:1_9-,ye. done serious time. i>,i,·:c'\>"'-<<
(looking to Truman) ~ /, This reads .like a big mistake. s;,;\t;::t-:r•

~~!~ _s~~~et~e~oi~.orT~~t~oo~n~~:~~le~arry out f\Jst.?:\'n,~!Guys ,behind

TRUMAN
What's the verdict?

HARRY f~~~}f:Y'~f.~~{{\t~?; They'll do it. But they've got a few"i' requests.

TRUMAN
Such as?

Harry has a list. Unfolding it. And unfolding i~.·,Kimseyis enraged - - about to berate them, but Truman silencesKimseff''with·a.look.

*~:*>r__,_\_--_:.;=dif HARRY ·"•··•v· There's a lot here ...they mostly involve things like, uh... (reading the list) Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets . Wants 'em wiped off his record.

OSCAR
Hundred and three tickets in 7 states.

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TRUMAN
(looks toKimsey, then)
Uh ...yeah... all right ...
HARRY
Noonan's gottwo women friends he'd like to see made American citizens,no questions asked. Chick wants a week Emperor Package at Caesar's Palace. That kind of stuff.

Harry handsTruman the long list ...Truman reads it, a little taken aback,but in no position to argue.

TRUMAN
These, uh ...huh. I guess we can deal with these ...

We see Rockhound's mind racing. He CLEARS HIS THROAT gets Harry's attention. Harry moves to the guys. They huddle~.Harry then walks back to Truman.

HARRY
And they don't want to pay taxes again. Ever.

Off Truman and Kimsey' s reaction --Kimsey turns:a,t:id walks off.

·.,·,.

:
72

INT. NASA MISSION CONTROL ASTEROID MONITORING HUB 93A

EIGHT NASA GEO TECHS working around the clock toIllgp.,.andmonitor the asteroid. M<;>nitorswith3-D ma:i;;>ping.Chemicalsl\t)~c•t:-~oscppy.Truman is here --like a General prepping for battle. ,j, ,> ::.:

· >10:i:~?%Sf$f~'.$gt/f" TRUMAN Tell me everything you know about q,~1'.Uii(fi'tu,. enemy. ;\~±,:/

94

INT. NASA MEDICAL EXAMINATION CLINIC -- LATER

A ROW OF CUBICLES. Nurses everywhere. The guys1~~l:l<:at:Ja,~rtattoos don ' tlook1 ikeNASA fit specimens . BEAR, they're:fdrawingblood. NOONAN, mouth open. OSCAR,.·they're testing his ref·lexes.Rockbound, Chick, Harry, A.J. - all running on treadmills attc1che.ct.toEKG's ... dripping sweat.. Rockbound sits down half dead. ,+t!:'>/(.;ZJ:>>:,}y;,

TRUMAN (V.O.) 'i,;•\'t}lL,.,,,J.:~
Over the next twelve days you men w:i:11be'; subjected to a battery of physical,...Inehta:L, training exercises for 20 hours a day• > Preparing you to survive space trai,iel.. . .>? ''t:;if:f~\~~t~:·??/</i°:--'-;~-!

95A Chick and Oscar, naked beneath their NASA smocks,waiting. The door 95A opens and Noonan comes hobbling out, his posterior is killing him.

CHICK
Jesus. You okay, Freddy?
NOONAN
Yeah, I'm fine. Except for my entire ass.

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r•,, Head Nurse HELGA stands before Chick withRUBBER GLOVES, an ENEMA ,,.__,.,PROBE,and a jar of Vaseline.

HELGA THENURSE
Mr. Chapple, you're next!
CHICK
Look lady, I just came here to drill.
NOONAN
Yeah, well so did she.

96A Harry and A.J. sit facing each other,shirtless, on exam tables. 96A Each has a HYPER-NERDLING NASA DOCTOR attaching the cuff.ofthe sphygmomanometer to gauge their blood-pressure. Both men.watch these LOUD-BREATHING GEEKS with discomfort. .

A.J.
You knowI Harry'I was thinking ...anaI '' think you're right.
(ultra sarcastic)
I think Grace would be much better off with a doctor. Or a scientist. Don't you?

A.J. nods, mock-seriously. Harry just stares at:fiim.Hating him. *

~0A-llNT. PSYCHOLOGICAL TESTING ROOM l00A-D \'•..,.-✓' OUR TEAM is interviewed by a SHRINK in an allwhite-;·sma:Uroom.

CHICK t:,,.·~,'\;;' I get off the job. Find a hotel. ~s·h~>fny,:otf check. Gamble till it hurts. Then ):J.~q~-:e.,to work. Some people might thinkthat;{/§'c;s~cfi'z, But I say... yeah, I guess it llsa,'cl...?· \~ir:~'/;fj$' NOONAN I don't~ to get into fights,fights come te>me; I'm like flypaper,but for ~%9'.~~'f;\H;; I'm fightpaper. Does that make any-~nse?

MAX. ·H~;,,,,-_a.;~~ -- my favorite dish ishaggis. It '~"''"a'l'tl..''\: the parts of the sheep you'dnormatdy ~pro~! ~way -- heart, lungs, live;-,youslfq~~-;::i-t;rtf51" into the sheep's stomachwith oats and ··~-•

~~!~~' T~~:~c~~ut~~~;sighe~!~g~e :,9,1::t)';?;;,'!t,;,

HARRY ·,';'f;?:{?'i•w· My first sexual memory? ...what kind of mission is this?

ROCKBOUND

i What? You want to compare brain pans? \....

(blinding speed) I won the Westinghouse prize whenI was twelve. Big deal. Published at nineteen. (MORE)

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ROCKHOUND (cont'd)
So what. I got a double doctoratefrom M.I.T. at twenty-two. Chemistry and Geology. I taught at the Princeton Institute for two and half years --so why do I do this, right? This incredibly pedestrian application of my academic credentials, what happened to me,right? Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they letme use explosives. Okay?
101

INT. NASA MEDICAL FACILITY -- NIGHT OMITTED (A101,101A) 10"1

Big, late-night meeting. Truman, Kimsey,Quincy, Harry, some NASA STAFFERS and all the NASA DOCTORS.

DR. ·BANKS . ·.

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. . FAILED,FAILED,IMPRESSIVELY FAILED ...

one toxicology analysis revealedKetarnine. That's a~ powerful sedative.

HARRY
Doctor, sedatives are used all thetime.
DR. BANKS
Yeah, well this one's used on horses.
(beat) ·\:. We normally have 18 months to r:: psychologically prepare pre-screeneo., "" viable subjects for space travel. {j:nafew days we've seen evidence ofa wide '·variety of inappropriate anti-socialbehav:L.q:i::s};H'and territorial a:u::ion. I;:;,;/;,'··

""'i--~--~-t--7=~--e...a_l_p...l_.h_~-:-i""'~--:-~-~--Y-t-~....u=~----~"""w_.;..___t...h....e...._.._t...r=:}-~?-L~>l:h[;>',<::..,.

DR.BANKS !~~~l?,:\f;_'fat'.i; Personally, I don't know how theysurvived the tests. 1~~;;lX\if?rd?.tS~½ff-?

Dr. Banks stamps a BIG RED "APPROVED" sticker ont'~eguys' files -- over a small black "FAILED" stamp ...

102A

INT. NASA HALLWAY MY OMITTF"'~I;1Y,~

OUR GUYS -- the whole motley crew -- headsdown atri~·atit.\i's'epticNASA corridor in SLOW-MOTION. At the other end, COLONEL...,S~P-- a hardened military and aeronautic veteran -- standswit1'.T:r;timan'an.c:iClark, staring at the rag-tag team,deadpan. :;{ · ,;,

s:~bf+<'.<::-:ic}·+ SHARP Sir, you're telling memy wife and little girl's lives are in their hands?

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TRUMAN
Colonel Sharp, unlessyou know how to drill, your orders are·to trainthem, land them on that rock and let 'em do their thing. And by the way ...I"ve gota family myself.
102B

INT. NASA LOCATION -- DAY

A table piled high with BOOKS and FILES. OUR GUYS standing watching as SHARP walks forward slinging some books off the desk.

SHARP
Safety training. Irrelevant. Emergency training, no point. Repair, rescue·,forget it. If we fail. If we screw up. Everyone- dies. Good morning. ·
(looks hard at his class)
United States _astronauts train for18 months. You have twelve days. In addition to flying one of the X-71teams to that rock, my job's to train you how deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space so you don't freak outon the asteroid. Any intelligent questions before we get started? ;:·

BEAR ,.., * Yeah, wow do you take adump in spq¢e? *

Chick raises his hand. *

CHICK
What's an X-71?

BEAR * I'm serious. *

Al03 EXT.INT. NASA V.A.B. BUILDING --DAY OMITTED (103) AlO~

The giant hangar doors open as the guys along ~W)tli"i"Jfiffilhan, Sharp and Grace -- our guys' faces dropping whentli'eysee the truly awesome sight -- THE X-71SPACE SHUTTLE. Impossibly huge, impossibly adv~ced. Dozens ofWORKERS up on sca.~J~P,-t_¢iin9.;1ladders and platforms. J;,r,14 '? *

TRUMAN \~t;;:l(--";

You"re the first civilians to * Top secret joint-venture with theA:ifr•· * Force ... she and her sister ship at¼f .. * Vandenberg will leavetomorrow for 'launch,.,,::,· * prep in Florida ...butIthought you sn6ti1a. * have a look. *

Dumbstruck expressions as they followTRUMAN. Kimsey standing here with a GROUP OF UNIFORMED spit-polish,TEST PILOTS.

TRUMAN
Colonel Davis is the ranking officer along with NASA pilot Tucker.
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TRUMAN (contid)
Colonel Sharp'll be flying the Shuttle Freedom along with NASA pilot Watts ...

The pilots give a wave dovm from on high.

QUINCY (V.O.)
Once you land on the asteroid, you'll use the our very special drill unit. We call it the Monster Armadillo ....
104

INT. ARMADILLO ANACHOIC HANGER-- LATER 10''4

Harry, Grace and the Guys watch a HUGE PLASTIC SHEET being raised. TWO ARMADILLOS. This is not the old lunar golf-cartfrom Apollo days. Larger. Lower. Much, much cooler. THE DRILL~-- has been mounted.

TRUMAN . _ Fourth generation surface rover. Joint venture with BMW. Pressurized titanium alloy airlocked cab. Able to -climb an80 degree incline. Six-cell solar engine. It'll turn 800 turbo horses in near-zero gravity.

HARRY
BMW... Can we takea look?

105 TIME CUT: METAL PIECES COME CLANKING to Quincy' s{feet._Thrown 105 from the airlock. OUR GUYS vs. THE ARMADILLO. qn.dert::c\Qver. Inside and out. / ·

HARRY
Grace, we need half-a-dozen full 980 Mack truck transmissions.

Grace with a clipboard, scribbling away, and --

A.J. ! I want~Y t~V;~~~k into so~~g)£ffigh:0/ load, wastegate diaphragms and a couple nine-tooth, TS drive gears.

METAL STILL FLYING.

CHICK
Make sure we get stall peak -- and some Hurst throw shifters. y-<?j.>);/';:'.:-...,

Eight ai!!!f~~t~~o;~i~~ ~~~~f ~'i'2'.} (more chatter from below--) Two rolls of Kevlar header wrap. Box of nine-inch graphite U-joints.· (and again) Eight buckets of fried chicken.

Quincy is dying here his men standing around getting pale ....

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SHARP (V. 0. )
In eleven days you'll begin a mission during which you'll experience the worst G- Forces in the history of flight.

111 SMASH CUT: HORRIFYING IMAGESof flight -- A T-38 SCREAMING SKYWARD --111 Bear in the back -- crammed in there.ROCKHOUND eyes bugging. Harry about to blow. WE HEAR the voice ofCHUCK JR., a tough Vietnam Vet.

HARRY
Goddamn chicken ....
CHUCK JR.
I will suck your eyes to the back of your heads, flip you,spin you, splat your bodies till'your bones hurt -- and.when you squeal, I'll just do it faster and harder!

A. J.holds on for dear lifeand there's OSCAR -- :excepthe.' sloving it.

CHUCK JR.
Your space flight'sgonna be a brutal assault on your senses! r•m gonna give you a taste of that!

Harry wobbles out of theplane and kisses the gro¥_rid,~..•

\.::.2BINT. NEUTRAL BUOYANCYTANK -- DAY OMITTED ~lllA,1~·2,112A) 112B

Harry and Roughnecks underwater lined up. They l.~6JtfiJke·.Michelin Men. in weightless aerobic training. THEN WE HEAR a Lpud F~TO:!fromBear.

\?~,it{t~{ti:;,.··:'[~>} BEAR (unembarrassed) Yo, I gota wicked-ass methane

The Roughnecks laugh -- theNASA guys don't.

112C

EXT. SPACE

}~wftt);/•!.:,Jqj}?:::

There's Earth beautiful, blue earth. Then a rodk passes over the camera toward our home. Then another, ·then aCLUSTER, ..,t;.,hatform the pathetic entourage for. . . THEREAL ASTEROID.Thi~.i"huge•,,.b'$-cragg-ed, black, grey,white, horrific thing comes rumbling}iove:i:-th~_-camera.It keeps coming over the camera,doesn't end because·.JtS,.J:itJ{]E.

112D

INT. MISSIONCONTROL ASTEROID MONITORING HUB ,<'::I'.:,-:'"'I\.112D

r··· ·::'.',

Truman, Rockhound,Oscar and Grace study printout~--ofthejfasteroid surface. '<:':,Zf;_;,;>•<5 •

ROCKHOUND
Based on the thermographic imaging,Segment 201, Lateral Grid Six, site 12J14 -- that's one prime landing site. Site 12Gl7's another.

Clark moves toTruman, speaks to him quietly:

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CLARK
There's a problem. The shuttle engines might not fire. We might not even be able to get them off the ground.
TRUMAN
(beat, calm but intense)
Well look. When you get the problem fixed? Tomorrow? Then it won't bea problem anymore.
112E

INT. ARMADILLO ANACHOIC HANGER --MORNING OMITTED (113,114A-K)

The guys are all over attacking and welding the metal beast. Mack trucks are lined up, trannies being dropped. The Armadillo is looking meaner and tougher as it's retrofitted for this special mission.

115

EXT. JOHNSON RUNWAY TARMAC -- DAY

Sharp standing on the stairway ofa NASA BOEING 707~ As our guys board" the plane -- for the first time we notice theCOLOR CODING that will * continue throughout: on their outfits,the players have RED or BLUE * markings, breaking them into two teams. Blue: Harry, Rockhound, Chick* and Max. Red: A. J. ,Bear,Oscar and Noonan. *

SHARP •·.•···.·. Hope you Mission Specialists had aJiice relaxing lunch. Welcome to theVomi.t Comet. Eight days from today you'1μ; feel it for real. .. so today we're gonnaf;Lyt~ts bird to 40 thousand feetand drop t;p:,J:0\\ thousand in 3 Oseconds forweightle.ss •· training. \i\r;y,>)>

116

INT. VOMIT COMET - -DAY :IF:<TT:/?<:<:\,

The plane drops. The Roughnecks lift off:Zero gk!?-vity.,,;,/Harryand our guys FLOATING AROUND. Then -- theBUZZER goes off-'l;iandtheguyssplat to the ground.

117A

INT. NASA - MEN'S ROOM OMRTTEI1N~F±\7'J;J;;;/R,~~ILI117A

;i>'

All the guys are in stalls, throwing up. Harry and Roq)dloundare at the sinks Harry getting sick in one --Rockhound',:,..a~guywith a troubling secret, gagging but not vomiting,stand§ beside·•~him.

ROCKBOUND ··~li;tt'J'.i'.\:\~tt,)' I was talking to this hotty in the ...,::-.< metabolic secretions department? r:fn("'·• wo1;'."king!;er:all right?Sodon't:r±1~peat..... this, this is a secret. ''•t;.':':-,1.~,,</;.• (gags a little) ~..···· Basically, the closer this rock gets the more they're learning and the less they're liking -- I'm talking about gas volcanos and ice storms and clouds off.Qgand

\ seismic crap and rock slides and shitI

can't even bring myselfto~-- (hears others throwingup) (MORE)

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·ROCKHOUND (cont'd) You got more reason to blow·yesterday's

I~ \ lunch than you think.

(back to Harry,gags again) Not only are we landing on a psycho bitch of an asteroid -- that's not the secret. The secret is those shuttles that they've never flown. They've done 400 flight simulations, right? Take a freakin'guess how many of those sim-launches worked?

HARRY
Just tell me it's more than once.
ROCKHOUND
Did she tell you that? ~- Bingo._You win the shit-prize: you get to come>with me.
117B

INT. ARMADILLO COCKPIT/EXT. DRY LAKE BED --DAY

The Armadillo sits on a dry lake bed outside ofHoustorf;",.Inside, HARR.Y'sat the wheel, A.J. rides shotgun. MUCHOTENSION between them. QUINCY is their INSTRUCTOR.

QUINCY
Now I'll ask you to lock the brakes . .Jf>L=

Harry hits the five switches .to activate theBRAKE"LOCK.

·;:<\:::-. QUINCY (CONT'D) Good. Now I'll ask you to reverse thrusters -- safety's on... lfB;U;\/:',

A. J.begins the thrust procedure . As he doesthI~;1:;rtt:}:;' *

A.J.
Can I ask you something?
QUINCY
Good. Now I'll ask you to engage the pincers.
HARRY
If the word "Grace", "daughter", "love",..,.,..... ~•dating",or "Harry please" are abotrtz·~}tcl:""'.0< come out of your mouth, I don'twaiH:.to' i} hear it. 'fo...~::::;'·:.,,"''':·.<-~/<U'

Harry yanks the throttle

QUINCY
Wait-- don't--

Suddenly the Armadillo RUMBLES -- GIANTGROUNDING PINCERS swing wide and SLAM into the concrete floor! Harryand A.J. are thrown hard against the cockpit wall! QUINCY hits his head hard \

QUINCY
Well that's ...why we wear seat belts.

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1~17C INT. NASA'S OLD MISSION CONTROL -- NIGHT 117C \' ,,/ ·oscarsits at the out-of-service control console. Wears an ancient headset. Speaks quietly, dramatically ...

OSCAR
Apollo, this is Houston. Engage landing gear booster rockets, over.
(does staticsound)
Apollo, we do not copy, repeat, do not copy, over.

Harry enters the room, watches Oscar play for amoment. Then:

HARRY (V.O.)
Hey--

Oscar jumps, startled really embarrassed

OSCAR
Iwas just here. Feeling the history,you know? Taking it in.
HARRY
You seen Grace? :.;;. OSCAR Yeah, she was with A.J. in that harjgar,·}61:i"' * know those huge rock-- oh, wait, Grace? * No. No, that wasn't her. * That wa~f{\~B-.t~>':a?;

But Harry's gone before he can finish -- Oscarwinces,;;; *

'.-,1ff$;.y;f_:.~{~/::

117E

INT. SATURN-5 HANGAR -- NIGHT

CLOSE ON A.J. and Grace kissing. We PULL BACK they're in a GINlT ROCKET ENGINE. Suddenly a VOICE:

HARRY (V .0.)
Hey guys. '.HJ

Startled, the couple looks down on Harry, who stands there,Chick behind him. Harry is calm, assured. ·-r"-····_;:;,:t"t::c

;~if't',..;',:,=?'.•:.-:i.·;-:~,

You do whatev~;u (~~~~'~tght now~i:r:;BRt;;?:iJ" two weeks? When we get back? I'rrigo:t1I.1,a: deal with this. My way. You two a,r.e•,:<i:·· through. ,,t

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,.;~-.

:;\:,:.,':_/.'.!.'·:L;<~-":·· GRACE· Harry, grow up. *

HARRY * (to A.J.) * And you? We're through. *

CHICK
Harry ...

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HARRY
Goodnight.

Harry walks off, Chick follows. Grace and A.J.watch him go.

117E

INT. ORBITAL PROCESSING -- NIGHT

Harry walks under the belly of an old Space Shuttle,heading back to * the barracks, Chick trying to keep up. *

CHICK
So after we save the world will Grace be grounded?
HARRY
Get out of my face.
CHICK
Can I tell you something aboutyour.·"little * girl"? Your sweet little daughter?··She's· * a babe. Okay? · *

HARRY * I know who and what my daughter is -- I'm * not as dumb as I look. You should...know * that about me. *

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,',_:;: CHICK ft * We all helped raise her, Harry. Y$ah, ~ * biggest contribution was teachingh_E;;t;·•di,:irty * jokes ...but she's old enough tovc:ftet'ri6w.·. * And drink and get married and getdivorped * and you know. . .whenever,whatever7.s;t,:ie;f:· * wants. . . if she wants. ",,, * ir::±t)f\..\}"r>>;);. HARRY . Look at your life. Really thinkab'_outJit.,;# Think about Bear. Oscar... Noonan.·~i1·ine..v/ What do we do? We're scavengers. Live in shacks floating in the middle of.t~i1f?..~~l~ never on land for more than an eignfil!week:··· stretch, covered in filth for mosto~ it.;. it's dangerous, it's lonely...

~~::;e~~:(~:ihs~~~~ got. She'sb(:;(,)

CHICK ..,::.-.-,::~}~.>:I::>,- In six days we' re going intospace~:}!'This•·F: isn't another job in the SouthChiriaSea. .M Now Rockhound' s right. We've gotabq.μJ;.:r;"'":: zero odds of surviving this. You know· that. So here's a piece of un-asked-for advice: figure it all out with your "little girl". You know? Just in case.

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(~':8 INT. JOHNSON VACUUM CHAMBER - MORNING 118

OUR EIGHT GUYS IN STATE OF THE ART SPACESUITS. Tough-ass NASA PILOT * JENNIFER WATTS stands up front giving a lesson. But Bear, Oscar and * Noonan are talking, clearly something about Watts. *

WATTS
In addition to the E.M.U., we'll be wearing D.A.T. 's,Directional Accelerant Thrusters--
(directly to Bear)
Hey, Listen up, or you're gonna dieup there! In limited gravity this unit saves your life -- it keeps you stuck to the · ground! Which means if Iwere to kick you in the balls and you weren't wearing it, you'd do what? !·
BEAR
{quiet -- now nervous) Float away?

Rockhound raises his hand. Watts callson him.

ROCKBOUND
When do we start training for that? -';<•

Watts hits a button -- the massive 40-ton doorbegins _:_(;::Losing.

':,·.

WATTS

st ~~g~~';1~~~;~!t~e ~{ick~ga~~~~~lt~~~,t;'~iihl~i> in 18 seconds. Just like inspace.f~S:iffffiit';fr~-

They fumble for their helmets as the door slamsshut.,,,,;-~"'.'.'.BLACKNESS.

118A

EXT. SPACE <:::::~•~,]

Out of blackness, the asteroid -- mankind'shorrifying enemy ROARS toward us ...many "satellite" rocks surround it --

119

INT. MISSION CONTROL ASTEROID MONITORINGHOB

The TECHS doing their thing -- Truman close, GEO TECH #1.

TRUMAN
I don't need anymore bad news.

GEO TECH #1 ";,;;t<'.'t·:?''::¼'h;ifi. She's starting to show herpersona~Jty. The atmosphere's brutal -- severewmnd ..

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STORMS PEAKING AT130 MILES AN HOUR;·•::G'J_FYFH>'.

TRUMAN
(grim)
So ...give me•some good news. Please.

GEO TECH #1 My son's three today.

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INT. THE WORLD'S LARGEST WIND TUNNEL DAY OMITTED (122,122A-B) 121

SIX STORIES OF THE MOST ENORMOUS WIND TUNNELFANS IN THE WORLD at one end. EIGHT DWARFED FIGURES -- our guys -- in SPACESUITS at the other.

ROCKHOUND
Harry. What are you thinking?
HARRY
(grim eyeson fan)
That as bad as it gets down here .. ;up there ...they don't have an off switch.

The BLADES turn -- in SECONDS the guys areBLOWN QUT OF FRAME.

122C WE PUSH IN ON THE CLOCK: TIME TO GLOBAL IMPACT _.;;:6DAYS<... 122C 174:12:18:028

122D

INT. NASA O&C BUILDING - DAY OMITTED (123)

The Armadillo is hanging from a huge crane,Harry .watchesbeside A.J.

HARRY
What the hell are those?
A.J.
They say they're debris eliminatio~-'units * or D.E.U.'s, but i call them big-a!;(s·."· ~t·· cannons. Or B.A.C.'s.

Harry's face registers concern -- Gruber and *

123A

INT. MISSION CONTROL -- DAY

Truman-stands before the entire group,ROUGHNECKs?:5°irid..>NASA,givingan overview. Truman is using crude models hangingfrom ~tri;ngs.

:ztn,:,,~r:l>,;:::i'. TRUMAN Our only launch window for us tomee~ up with the asteroid is Tuesday. Youi1.;~~~2f":t launch into orbit and dock at the Russian Space Station for refueling. From there,a two and a half-day trip to the

Truman walks amongst the spheres.

TRUMAN (cont'd) .
As you slingshot around the moon tq;:>speea.~, greater 22,000 miles an hour, the lunar '} gravity will clear away the debris';:ifromt:b,,E:ii tail of the asteroid. You should ertterge.L.< right here.
(demonstrates)
Inside the asteroid's tail, going 150 miles an hour faster than the asteroid. Then you'll set the shuttle down at the pre- determined sites.

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OSCAR
Let's say for a second we actually land on the thing ... what's it like?
TRUMAN
Jagged. Unstable. There's rock, there's ice. 200 degrees in sunlight,minus 200 in shade. Brutal winds,seismic instability, gas eruptions. Unsteady rotation might suddenly change the gravitational conditions ...
OSCAR
Oh, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. All you had to say was"scariest environment imaginable."

Truman moves to a monitor, hits hisremote computer control -- the CG images display what he's describing. *

TRUMAN
You land, you drill,you drop the nuke, you * leave. If all goes well,we'll detonate * the bomb before the asteroid passes this * plane: Zero Barrier. That'll deflect the * remaining pieces enough forthem to:";i,;;lide * right by us. ,'? *

The display shows two giant asteroid halves justfissi~;--:fheearth. *

TRUMAN (cont'd) ,{(1/t:/S:\i;f': *
If the astroid passesZero Barrier~nd the * bomb hasn't exploded. . . the game's'Q){~i~f' *

·They all watch in dread as the monitor displaystq~Jro~fub.>p.ischarging* l2a.§..t. Zero Barrier -- and thetwo pieces bothhitt:iihgtb.eearth. *

HARRY if~i$".~~t1tf''?P:/f

We'll only have eight hoursonce we land. * Th.at' s45minutes to set up,6 _and~~{*",.?'"' * hours drill time -- we' re gonnanee~~11ho1.'e'': * 800 feet deep, that's12.5feet an hour. * Then 45 minutes to drop the nukeand take * off. * (eyes on Truman) * We'll report our progress aswe go *

TIMETO *

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