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NEXT DAY - CITY CIRCUIT INT.

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APARTMENT ANDY'S INT.

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NIGHT - HOLDING CELL INT.

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hotel. the of front the to up bike his rides Andy

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DAY - APARTMENT TRISH'S INT.

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DAY - BOOKSTORE INT.

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NIGHT - APARTMENT BETH'S EXT.

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DAY - OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN A BEAUTIFUL HILLSIDE EXT.

TO: CUT

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MORNING FANCY BEACH FRONT HOTEL - EXT.

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NIGHT HOTEL BEDROOM - INT.~ •