Spent twelve months trying to catch this serial burglar. A real slickster, gave up nothing. Captain rode my ass the entire time. What broke it? Luck. Caught in the act by a patrolman. We had him. Prosecutor's first major case but he slam-dunked it. From a stepladder. Jury deliberates half a day. Comes back guilty on ten out of eleven counts. The shitbag was looking at a twenty-five minimum.
Training Day (2001)
DOUG
A screenplay character in Training Day (2001).
- lines
- 9
- words
- 215
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 2.3%
- avg words / line
- 24
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 88
Sample dialogue
Before the arraignment hearing today, the guy gets a hold of some peanut butter and packs his ass crack with it. He's standing tall before the bench to give his statement, shoves his hand down his pants and comes out with a gob of fuckin' extra-chunky Jiff. Coulda heard a pin drop. Bailiffs wouldn't come near him. He looks the judge right in her eyes and licks his fingers clean. Holy shit. The judge, she screams. All these homeowners are there to read statements, they run out screaming.
scene 46 — INT. PACIFIC DINING CAR - BACK ROOM - DAYKid's gotta learn.
scene 46 — INT. PACIFIC DINING CAR - BACK ROOM - DAYBefore this guy goes to the hearing, he gets a hold of some peanut butter and packs his ass crack with it.
scene 46 — INT. PACIFIC DINING CAR - BACK ROOM - DAYNo wait, here's the punchline. Judge orders him to psychiatric.
scene 46 — INT. PACIFIC DINING CAR - BACK ROOM - DAYI see him on the street, I'm gonna fuckin' do him.
scene 46 — INT. PACIFIC DINING CAR - BACK ROOM - DAY
Bookends
Kid's gotta learn.