Howdy, Stranger; this is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself--and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.
Total Recall (1990)
HAUSER
A screenplay character in Total Recall (1990).
- lines
- 18
- words
- 352
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 5.3%
- avg words / line
- 20
- shortest / longest
- 7 / 54
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Now this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars. Then go the Hilton and flash the Brubaker I.D. at the desk. That's all there is to it. Just do what I tell you, and we can nail that sonovabitch who fucked you and me and millions of other poor bastards here on Mars.
scene 77 — INT. CEMENT FACTORY - MACHINE ROOM - NIGHTAnd be careful. It's my head, too.
scene 75 — INT. CEMENT FACTORY - MACHINE ROOM - NIGHTSorry to drag you into it, but you're the only one I can trust.
scene 73 — INT. CEMENT FACTORY - MACHINE ROOM - NIGHTHowdy, Quaid. If you're listening to this, that means Kuato's dead and you led us to him. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
scene 146 — INT. COHAAGEN'S OFFICE - NIGHTAll my life I worked for Mars Intelligence. I did Cohaagen's dirty work. Then a few weeks ago, I met somebody--a women. And I learned a few things; like I've been playing for the wrong team.
scene 73 — INT. CEMENT FACTORY - MACHINE ROOM - NIGHT
Bookends
Maybe we'll meet in our dreams. You never know.