I mean, how the old bitch has managed to stay this long in the first place is a fucking mystery!

The Substance (2024)
HARVEY
A screenplay character in The Substance (2024).
- lines
- 73
- words
- 858
- scenes
- 13
- dialogue
- 20%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 76
Sample dialogue
...but it’s like when you’ve got someone farting on screen... slurp... People LOVE that! I’d rather talk about RENOIR or GAUGUIN but slurp... that’s how it is. C’est la vie... People are just... people. And I have to give people what they want. slurp... That’s what keeps the shareholders happy. slurp... And let me tell you something: people always ask for something NEW. slurp... RENEWAL is inevitable. It's nature’s way. You either RENEW or you disappear.
scene 5, source scene 6 — INT. RESTAURANT - DAYI've gotta run.
scene 5, source scene 6 — INT. RESTAURANT - DAYSegundo: we want something in your image: BEAUTIFUL and HAPPY. People want to be happy.
scene 40, source scene 37 — INT. HARVEY’S OFFICE - DAYIt’s too much of a coincidence! I sack her and BAM! Here she is again trying to stick her foot right back in the door!
scene 172, source scene 156 — INT. HARVEY’S OFFICE - DAYWell not "literally" in their asses... You know more like just above the... rump... like a tail... you know. It's New Year's Eve! People want to have fun. They want joy. Happiness. Feathers are joyful. They’re fun.
scene 188, source scene 171 — INT. NYE FITTING ROOM - DAY
Bookends
Let me explain!!