All right, off the court. If y’all didn’t jack off so much maybe some of you could stay in shape. Come here a minute, Sonny.

The Last Picture Show (1971)
COACH
A screenplay character in The Last Picture Show (1971).
- lines
- 12
- words
- 234
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 3.8%
- avg words / line
- 20
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 44
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Heil, you ask me, too bad we got elections coming up next year -- now we got Harry Truman in there. ‘f it was me, I wouldn’t have no more.
scene 36, source scene 37 — INT. AMERICAN LEGION HALL -— NIGHT 52Take yourself home.
scene 34, source scene 35 — INT. AMERICAN LEGION HALL — NIGHT 48My old lady’s gotta go to th’ doctor tomorrow, over in Olney -- you know women, always something wrong with ‘em.
scene 21, source scene 22 — INT. GYM - DAY 24Well, take it from me. Anyway, I ain’t got time to drive her. You do it for me and I’11l get you out of Civics class.
scene 21, source scene 22 — INT. GYM - DAY 24Tell her you got to get back in time for practice, so she won’t stay in there too long. I got bills enough to pay already.
scene 21, source scene 22 — INT. GYM - DAY 24
Bookends
Chester, see if y’can stretch that Goddamn thing a little. You know, a man never oughta cheat ‘cept in a good cause.