No, thank you. We’re just here for dinner and to close a gargantuan sale.
The Internship (2013)
JOE
A screenplay character in The Internship (2013).
- lines
- 315
- words
- 4,002
- scenes
- 45
- dialogue
- 35%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 90
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
There is no later, Ollie. We’ve got Skype interviews at 2:30. And my obsolete watch says it’s almost noon and we need to allow time to figure out what Skype is. You heard Jackie. We’ve been where we’re going. So we’re fucking going to change it up and go to California. Un-gel those feathered locks and let the sun shine in. Do you know how blonde your hair will get out there? Cali, motherfucker. It’s the new gold rush. And it’s time for these two miners to strike it big.
scene 11 — INT. TARGET - HOME ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT - THE NEXT DAYThe Indians. Diehard.
scene 2 — INT. HOTEL LOBBY - MOMENTS LATERNot all of them! Why do you always go so negative? They said “fuck it” and they took their shot. This is ours. We’re Eminem in 8 Mile and this is our one shot. Are you gonna miss your chance to blow?
scene 11 — INT. TARGET - HOME ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT - THE NEXT DAYSonofabitch, you guys’re all talking to each other.
scene 28 — INT. TEAM LYLE BULLPEN - MOMENTS LATERLooks like we’re not so dead after all. Turns out we were just chilling at a train station in wizard heaven and now we’re back to finish your ass.
scene 57 — EXT. BALLFIELD - DAY
Bookends
You were great at Spanish in high school.