Whoa, let’s say you have no idea and leave it there. No idea. Zip, none. If you had an idea about what we do we would not be good at what we do. We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
The Departed (2006)
SGT. DIGNAM
A screenplay character in The Departed (2006).
- lines
- 23
- words
- 518
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 3.8%
- avg words / line
- 23
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 107
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Sample dialogue
Somebody, as you may already know, stole one hundred microprocessors from the Mass Processor Corp out Route 128. They're the kind of processors they put into computers that can put a cruise missile up the ass of a camel from the other side of the planet. That's what they do out there on "America's Technology Highway". Worth a hundred grand apiece. Guy worked for the company two months walked out the door with a box of processors on Tuesday, has a ticket booked for Florida on Wednesday, but on Thursday he gets found in a dumpster. You know where this dirt ball started his life? Southie projects.
scene 39 — INT. CONFERENCE ROOM. DAYSorry I'm late.
scene 39 — INT. CONFERENCE ROOM. DAYI got a question. How fucked up are you?
scene 22 — INT. QUEENAN'S OFFICE. MOMENTS LATEROK. They're out there, my people. They're like the fuckin' Indians. You're not gonna see them. You're not gonna hear about them except through me or Captain Queenan. You will not, ever, know the identity of undercover people. This shit hole, unfortunately, has more fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi navy.
scene 39 — INT. CONFERENCE ROOM. DAYMyles Kennefick. Got the job with a forged UMass transcript. UMass Boston, which incidentally happens to be in...
scene 39 — INT. CONFERENCE ROOM. DAY
Bookends
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. My theory on Feds is they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep in the dark. You girls have a nice day.