The 'Burbs (1989)

RUMSFIELD

A screenplay character in The 'Burbs (1989).

Sample dialogue

That old fart's got the best lawn on the block. It's cherry. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in mY yard.
scene 17, source scene 31 — RUMSFIELD'S POV - WALTER
I'm going in!
scene 62, source scene 133 — EXT. WALTER'S BACK YARD - LATER
Yeah, that's right, Walter. Those Huns next door are loaded with crabgrass and it's contagious as hell. ...
scene 17, source scene 31 — RUMSFIELD'S POV - WALTER
If you hadn't bailed out and pissed your pants.
scene 92, source scene 216 — INT. RAY'S HOUSE - NIGHT (LATER)
He was gonna confess right there! I had him in the palm of my hand!
scene 92, source scene 216 — INT. RAY'S HOUSE - NIGHT (LATER)

That old fart's got the best lawn on the block. It's cherry. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in mY yard.

Roger. Over.