Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together on this joyous occasion to witness •••
Spaceballs (1987)
MINISTER
A screenplay character in Spaceballs (1987).
- lines
- 19
- words
- 188
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 2.2%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 28
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Princess Vespa going right past the altar, running out the back door leaving all of us dumbfounded especially poor Prince Valium standing here grinning like an idiot. Amen.
scene 11 — INT. CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL - DAY. ..shit •
scene 164 — INT. CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL - CLOSEUP - MINISTER - DAY{exasperated) Would you mind having this conversation later? I happen to be conducting a wedding ceremony.
scene 164 — INT. CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL - CLOSEUP - MINISTER - DAYThat's it! I'm not taking any more chances, we're doing the short version.
scene 164 — INT. CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL - CLOSEUP - MINISTER - DAYI'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm going to marry somebody today.
scene 164 — INT. CRYSTAL CATHEDRAL - CLOSEUP - MINISTER - DAY
Bookends
You're married. Kiss the bride.